Why does everyone love Miquella?
>>738174116This guy was so fun to kill. The ending cutscene is peak comedy.
>>738174116Look at himHe's a cute boyHow can you not love him?
>>738174181>The ending cutscene is peak comedy.Revealing no one was there to hear or agree to his promise was perfect.
He casts magic on you during the fight to make you fall in love with him.
Another pedonigger thread from a shit game.
>>738174116He's cute and breedible. Well, he was anyway before he threw that all away.
>>738174116>otokonoko >footslut>hypnoyeah who knows
>>738175332do you think Godwyn was the same way when he was younger
>>738174116cute cock and tight bussy
>>738174116For me it's Zanzibart.
>>738175332How can you possibly resist?
Before the dlc was even announced people were making accurate fanart of miquella despite him having no ingame appearance, how did they know?
>>738175526There are statues of him and you can see his side profile being carried by Mohg in the intro.
>>738175526The opening of the game shows the moment when Mohg kidnapped him, and there are statues of him on Altus, in Ordina, and at the Haligtree.
>>738175526Statues of him in the haligtree.
>>738174116He cute, I'd love to pin him down while aggressively fondling his little boner.
>>738175595>>738175628>>738175589I must be blind I thought the statues were just generic god statues like 90% of the game.
>>738175706Some of them have malenia by his side
>>738177313More like "stealing your semen"
Daily reminder all femboys are inherently evil and should not be trusted
>>738177619But what's the cure for my obsession with cute boys
>>738177619>Fem (evil) + boy (good or evil)There's a 50% chance they're neutral
>>738177362That he will steal too
>>738177619I feel gay now
>>738174116Only the lgbt community likes miquella. This is a Rahdan board.
>>738180783Even Radahn eventually came around
>>738180713Good for sexYes
>>738180713uh some neat slopa, ALMOST makes the bubble worth
>>738174116/v/ conditioned me into lusting after femboys even though I'm not gay. /v/ actively wants to turn every anon into an homossexual.I like women. Full stop.
>>738182419Its not gay when he is feminine
>>738182419>>738182632Best of two worlds, i guess
>>738182632he got zero meat on those arms or any shape at all. His skull seems on the verge of shattering, how can you find this Auschwitz survivor hot
>>738174116Mind control
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>>738174116makes dicks hard
>>738182826You just know this is an American post, or one of those sand countries with the same fatassery.
>>738182924much better than a kid yeah
>>738174116>most popular er wives are quiet woman and boysays a lot
Miquella has literally the body of a child
what if he maxed STR
>>738183472Out of 10
Pedophile thread
>>738182632Yes it is.
>>738174116The only person who possibly loves him without his mind fuck is his sister.
I like the theory that Miquella's curse is never being able to achieve anything to its fullest like his dream or growth
>>738186021Well he fail at everything he has ever attempted so It would be plausible. It would also be more of a curse like his sisters. "Bohoho I will remain young forever waaah" doesn't really hit as hard as "I've been rotting since I was born"
>>738185958Why didn't he take her with him though?
>>738186212yeah it was interesting, someone else put it better than me I'm just using old "lore" discussions in those softcore threads.
>>738187202Because she spreads scarlet rot unwittingly thus ruining whatever Miquella is trying to accomplish
>>738174116I doubt a cartain part of the playerbase would care for him if he actually was a girl.As for why everything love him in game, it was because he was charming them. That kind of love isn't genuine, just like his "Age of Compassion" wouldn't be genuine
I didn't get the final memory cutscene. It seems out of place, explains nothing. Why was it there?
>>738180713Ah, finally some new ones.
>>738187202He only has his eyes on Radahn
>compel your brother to love you>he kidnaps you, infects you with AIDs, and rapes you every night
>>738174116because even faggots play video games apparently
>>738189495weird seeing Leon included
>>738189212>compel brother to love you with magic>he still doesn't love youGame was hilarious with its messaging.
>>738187994It shows that Miquella was always insane and that no one agreed to anything he said they did. He really was just a petulant spoiled child.
>>738187202Because she was his blade and nothing more, he thanks her when coming out of the divine gate for getting him where he is, but she was only a tool to get there. He never cared about her, he needed her as a mobile nuke.
>>738189495>draws women>"it's a guy actually lol"
>>738174116>Why does everyone love Miquella?you underestimate the number of pedos and tranny lovers
>>738190407Based
>>738174116I have pedophilia fatigue.Stop trying to normalize your attraction to kids, find help
>>738190502He's not a tranny, soiteen
