>>738177050
Zoe, Mia was a cunt who lied. Zoe is a horny redneck that would break your pelvis after all that bullshit.

>>738177050
Mia, obviously. That's the whole reason you're there. You just met Zoe 2 minutes ago. This is the dumbest "choice" ever offered to the player in any videogame ever.
Imagine going on a suicide mission to save your wife and then giving the cure to some literal who hick.
I would love to meet the retard who wrote this choice into the game and the people who approved it and ask them wtf they were thinking.

>>738177050
Zoey is prettier so Zoey

>zoe is the one guiding ethan to safety for half the game
>practically betray her and take her cure for the liar and bioterrorist

what was capcom thinking exactly

>>738177395
And then we have to move to the darkest asshole of Romania with the bitch

>>738177050
Zoe because Mia is a bioterrorist and never even deserved to be saved

>>738177050
Mia for literally that reason. I wasn't a self-inserting cuck, I knew Ethan's sole reason for being there was rescuing the wife he loved; why the FUCK would I choose the hillbilly I've known for a day over the WIFE? I'm not Ethan. That's why I've always liked how choosing Zoe gives you the bad ending. Self-inserrt schadenfreude at its finest.

I’ve noticed a pattern between incels and people trying to justify picking Zoe

>>738177050
Mia cut my hand off with a chainsaw.
I don't condone domestic violence against men, so I picked Zoe.

>>738177050
mia looks like fucking shit in re engine
zoe is a smelly redneck
the choice is obvious

>mia is actually a cia zogbot that can kill millions of moldmen with an ar15
re7 is a weird fucking game

>>738177050
I can't believe how many fucking simps pick Zoe and then get mad when she's OBVIOUSLY not who you are meant to pick

"She cared for Ethan" NO SHE FUCKING DIDN'T. SHE WAS USING HIM TO ESCAPE
SHE FUCKING LAUGHS AT YOU WHEN YOU TELL HER THAT HER DAD TRIED TO MURDER YOU

They REALLY shouldn't have bothered making this a choice, there are too many fucking morons out there who simp for some random girl they never met who uses them and treats them like shit

>>738177275
>>738178314
Except Mia's entire story was that she had a secret double life and you didn't really know anything about her.

So Ethan was dead from the very beginning right, he was always a moldman.

>>738178612
According to Village? Yeah, he's dead as soon as Jack caves his skull in during the prologue and is replaced/becomes Moldman between then and moldman waking up at the Bakers table.

>>738178550
That's nice. If the woman I love and have been married to for 6 years and who's been missing for a year is found under some funky virus' influence and I find out she was some secret spec ops biohazard agent, I will *still* cure her to get the fuck out of here and get her to come clean over saving a literal who that I've known for less than 48 hours. What the fuck.

>>738178314
If you aren't Ethan then presumably who is his wife won't affect your choice

>>738177395
>zoe is the one guiding ethan to safety

She is mainly doing it to get what she wants to escape not to really help ethan escape. If she didn't need anything from ethan and she could have escaped on her own we all know she wouldn't have lifted a finger to help him.

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picked Zoe and game killed her to teach me a lesson
reloaded thinking if I picked Mie game would kill her instead, nope
shitty game

>>738178696
But Ethan is the one going through the plot, he's the one making the choice. The player may know Zoe more but Ethan would never under any circumstances not choose Mia, the chick he loves and is the sole reason he's in that swamp to begin with.

I recall a clip from years ago when 7 came out with some lesbian streamer doing the choice and absolutely seething that picking Zoe was the bad option. Proceeding to go on a tirade about how Mia's a shtity person.

>>738178748
Lesbians -- actual lesbians, not trannies -- are surprisingly based at calling out female bullshit

>>738177050
Zoe because I couldn't trust Mia after everything she's done
Was pretty fucking disappointed when Zoe got dusted during the boat ride

>>738178612
Your first clue was your hand seemingly being stapled back on and working just fine
Your second clue, which was optional, was having Jack cut off your foot and you reattach and heal it just fine with a healing tonic

>>738178531
made even weirder in 8 when she's somehow incapable of escaping maranda's prison. girl you were trained for this shit.

>>738178915
right? what's the damn point of the "cure" if Evelyne just ignores the damn thing for zoe specifically?

>>738178656
If the woman I married turned out to have been living a lie and spending her entire time on 'secret business trips'. I would be throwing her shit on the lawn and annulling the marriage.

>>738177050
why cant you inject half into one and half into the other

>>738178975
I mean that works in india.

Mia's the litmus test of how much you're willing to put up with for a relationship.
Unfortunately this relationship was written by Japs who have unrealistic standards of how much shit you should put up with for your wife.

>>738179138
technically the DLC showed that half dosage wasn't enough when the punchy uncle tried that.

>>738177050
This artist draws the fnaf characters in a very fuckable way.

>>738178531
>>738179014
the Ethan Winters games are so incoherent at times. I'm glad they moved on

>>738178735
but she did, unlike ethan's psycho wife who cut his hand off and dragged him into that hellish place

>>738177050
I picked Zoe. Then she dies 30 seconds later anyway so I reloaded.

>your wife is a glownigger that has been lying to you about a babysitting job and when you come and rescue her she turns into Mrs. Hyde and almost kills you every time you try
>swamp lady has been completely helpful to you
It's capcom's fault

I think Ethan just has terrible taste in women.

>>738178656
>>738178314
>>738177275
>Dude this silent protagonist's motive is totally my motive.

No it isn't. You just got to the place and as far as you know, Mia is a psycho that constantly tries to kill you, while Zoe is helpful and lovely. There's no reason not to pick Zoe.

>>738178549
t. girl who self inserted as Mia and views Zoe as a threat to her marriage with Ethan.

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>Zoe le bad and evil because she used you for her mutually beneficial plan to get you both out of danger
>Mia is great and wholesome because she's your wife, doesn't matter that she was always lying to you the entire time and dragged you into her mess getting you killed
Are you niggers serious?

I'd just not even show up, why go through the effort? You already tapped!!

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>>738180720
>silent protagonist
If you were hoping to sound smart, you've revealed you didn't play shit.

I only played this game once because it wasn't very good but isn't Mia actually a bio-terrorist, or at least willingly working for an organization that does bio-terrorism? I'm genuinely asking I don't remember.

>>738178314
/thread

>>738179181
>random old man just punches his way through a swamp filled with mold monsters and cocodriles, managing to beat Jack(forma super moldy swamp) just using his fist(and some super gauntlets someone very conveniently abandoned there)
that dlc was fun, but a bit silly, and did anyone ever mention uncle joe a again? that feat of strenght is comparable to what someone like chirs could do

>>738180720
>silent protagonist
https://youtu.be/i74i8K9L4tE?t=7
What did anon mean by this.

>>738180987
Ethan speaks? I don't remember that at all.

>>738181019
She is, but neither Ethan nor the player learn about this until after the choice was made.

>>738180720
ethan was a FACELESS protagonist, he would often talk through the game

I would have let both of these cunts die if I could.

>>738180407
>unlike ethan's psycho wife who cut his hand off and dragged him into that hellish place
Did you only experience the game through a youtube edit of the cutscenes or something? She is LITERALLY being mind controlled at that point, they make this abundantly clear showing that every one of the Bakers (except Lucas) was a normal and reasonable person before being controlled by Eveline

>>738177050
That "choice" must have been engagement bait. It would be a really cool choice at the end of a long JRPG with two heroines though.

I don't know what's the worse choice.
RE7's choose your girl, there's a right option and a wrong option. And all you lose is a Mia section no one likes, but still having a resolution.
Or RE9's. Choose your ending and you lose the entire final boss and resolution of the game

>>738181629
Why didn't Eveline mind control Ethan?

>>738177050
aren't all 3 of them dead and mold people at this point anyway?

>>738177050
I'd keep it for myself in case I needed it later.

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>>738181110
I think they wanted to make a DLC with Jack as the player character but copped out. I would totally have played a sequel with Zoe summoning her mold dad stand to punch zombies.

>>738180720
>Mia is a psycho that constantly tries to kill you
Retard. Do you think the Bakers were all psychopaths too?

>>738178656
You sound like a tranny and a cuck with both the way you type, and your thought process.

>>738182386
Yes.

>>738182664
Clearly you didn't play the game then lol.

>>738182221
Counterpoint: wife who puts out

>anons outing themselves as cuckolds by choosing Mia
LOOOL

>>738181928
his big cock energy was too much for her to handle

>>738181629
yeah, but ethan didnt know that up until the final part of the game
>Did you only experience the game through a youtube edit of the cutscenes or something?
funny you say that, as looks like you just skipped to the ending

>>738177050
As far as you know at that point of the game Mia has been acting really sussy and turning into a goblin constantly and Zoe has been guiding you to safety every time, all the plot is only finally told to you in the boat section which is after.
The fuck do you want me to do.

>>738182747
I speak for ALL pro-Mia players when I say that we only get cucked a few days of the week.

>>738181158
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qXyoO9tvbYo

>>738177050
Mia was my first choice.
Ethan isn't me, he's Ethan and he got to this shitty fuckhole to find Mia, so he gon get Mia.

>>738180720
Yes it is. You (and thus Ethan too) learn that it's mind control virus shit making her act like that so it's not her doing it.
The bioterrorism is sketchy but through good or bad etc.

You're a lizardbrained nigger incapable of higher thought so you just fall in love with the first person who's nice to you without understanding Ethan isn't you. Ethan is his own person.

>>738184882
Ethan is literally me though

>>738177050
>lies to you
>is part of secret bio-terror group
>creates child BOWs
>fucks over innocent family (save Lucas)
>save her and she fucks you over further and continues to lie to you
Maybe don’t make her such a cunt?

>>738184882
>you need to save your lying terrorist wife who has been trying to kill you this whole time
Why are simps like this?

I'll pick the one that doesnt attack you with a chainsaw.

>>738177050
Zoe tbqh
Mia is a liar who disappeared on you while Zoe is innocent and is helping you to escape

If you're not saving Zoe there is something actually wrong with you

Mia
>a literal bioterrorist who lied to your face for years
>when you show up to save her from her prison, she doesn't even hug you, act like she missed you, or demonstrate any kind of relief or gratitude for you being there, just acts like an asshole
>tries to kill you multiple times in the game pretending she's under elevine's influence when really the game shows she can just ignore it

Zoe
>cute tomboy who lives in messy trailer like a hikki, could slob together
>takes care of you and staples your hand back on after your asshole lying wife cuts it off
>talks on the phone to you with cute southern asmr voice
>in the canon end of zoe ending cutscene is genuinely overjoyed and thankful to hear your voice on the phone more so than mia ever was

The choice is clear

>>738184882
>wanting to save somebody is the same as wanting to fuck them
And you're calling others lizardbrained niggers?

Unironically Zoe has the potential to be a good RE protagonist more than Grace ever was. Makes me depressed we'll never see her again

>>738180720
>Mia is a psycho that constantly tries to kill you
>even when she's a fucking possessed ghoul, if you air her out she still says she loves you
>her first instinct on seeing you is trying to save (you)
>"I still pick Zoe"
Raped behavior

>>738177050
His wife is a lying, backstabbing bioterrorist and arms smuggler that willingly works for an objectively evil corporation. She's also the reason he got dragged to Louisiana, tortured, killed, and turned into moldman. Fuck this twat.

>>738185980
>She's also the reason he got dragged to Louisiana, tortured, killed, and turned into moldman.
I kinda hate this retcon in RE8 but also the ending works so well in a corny kind of way. It's impossible not to get feels when Ethan holds the detonator up with his shaky breath. Absolute chad.

>>738178742
>he's the one making the choice
Then why is the game asking me, who is decidedly NOT Ethan?

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MIA KNOWS THIS SHIT MORE! JESUS!

>>738182694
he said Ethan is silent, that much is obvious

>>738177050
I don't care about women. I'd keep the cure in case I need it myself later.

This is the dumbest 'big decision' I've ever seen in a game in my life. They don't even try to rationalize how Mia ends up on the boat if you don't pick her.

>>738184882
>Ethan is his own person.
Ethan isn't even Ethan, he's moldman.

I chose Zoe but I would have chosen Mia if she was hot like she was in 8.

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>>738178612
No

>>738178656
raped mentality

Ethan's motivation aside, it's just odd that nothing happens to Mia if you pick her
>Files you find later establish that whoever is infected the longest will be the most under Eveline's control, something that is
>Mia was infected since the ship
>Zoe was infected a few hours later
>Eveline is also particularly obsessed with Mia as the "mother"
>Eveline never seems to care for Zoe particularly besides being just another member of the family
>It makes no sense that choosing Zoe gets her killed off when Eveline should have greater control of Mia than Zoe

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>>738178549
>she used ethan
Maybe but at the end of the day Ethan likely would have died without even escaping the Baker house without her and her RV had all kinds of items and weapons to help Ethan out.

can you choose neither
god those bitches be ugly lmao

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>>738177050
Zoe. Mia was hideous and Zoe was nice.

>>738191457
truthfully being able to choose neither would have made the bad ending path play out as normal in hindsight

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>>738177050
Mia

>>738191457
choosing Zoe might as well be choosing neither since she dies not long after you chose her

>New movie doesn't look like Resident Evil
Good. RE story is complete shit. Also it doesn't help that RE monsters have been everything from dogs to leviathans. From slow moving walking sims like RE7 to full on action games like RE5. RE barely has a concrete identity and can literally be anything.