>Game has a famous speedrunning strat.
explain to me why this wouldn't work
>>7381813954th panel the monitor would fall on that guys head
I like watching tool assisted speedruns (TASs?)actual speedtrooners can speedrun their life for all I care
>>738181395Gravity works on a truck. The Internet is not a truck. It's a series of tubes.
>>738181395The download isn't happening into the monitor, so tipping the monitor won't do anything. You have to tip the whole computer
>>738181395Because the monitor merely displays its progress through a graphical medium, it can't actually affect the actual process going on inside.You'd have to turn your actual computer tower on its side of you want it to go faster.
>>738181395Its the jews
>>738181750It's always the fucking jews
>>738181873>What's 1+1. Don't say 2, you ALWAYS say 2Shalom
>>738181395it only works when you use a magnet >t. magnet guy
>>738181750>>738181873Can you stop being antisemitic for a moment and realize that antisemitism led to the biggest genocide in history and the continued murder of more than 6 million Jews?
>>738182387>hold the hallofcost's tally graph upside down>jews ressurect under the gravity's effectSkill issue, moshe
>game has exploit no one uses
>>738182608>the gamefuck
>>738181395you have to turn the internet tube sideways instead, and those are LONG dude
>>738181725Laptop users win again
>>738181658The internet is not something that you just dump something on
>>738181395For exactly the same reason why this wouldn't either, gravity doesn't work like that
>>738182387>NOOOOO YOU CAN'T PERFORM PEST CONTROL IN YOUR HOME IT'S LITERALLY LE HECKING REDDITCIDEGrow up.
>>738182845Fun thing is - Earth rotates. Just download stuff when Earth is in such position that tubes go downwards from the source to you, it will be faster.
What if I just buy better internet to download things faster?
technically this works because of general relativity and space time is being curved towards the earth
>>738183236rage comics were much more soulful than wojak/basedjak shits, what the fuck went wrong?
>>738183350wojak is just a mean spirit defamation campaign intended to smear the likeness of white males, it was never amusing
>>738183350I keep telling myself it'll get worse at some point but apparently we're at the bottom of the barrel already
>>738183230>Imagine thinking dehumanization is a "hecking wholesome" strategy>State-sponsored murder of six million people isn't "pest control," it's the peak of moral rot>Antisemitism is literally the longest hatred and creates global instability for everyone>When you normalize this, human rights for everyone else are next on the chopping block>It's not "edgy," it's just being a canary in a coal mine for a failing societyGrow up.
>>738183350all it takes is someone willing to spam them everywhere
>game has economic exploits
This thread isn't about games anymore
>>738183509>dehumanizationNot dehumanization if they're not human in the first place.>murderNot murder if they're not people.>peopleNot people.>x isn't "y," it's zMaybe try writing your own posts.>Antisemitism is literally the longest hatredEver consider that there might be a reason for that?>and creates global instability for everyone Nope that's the jews. Nice try though.>When you normalize this, human rights for everyone else are next on the chopping blockNope. We'll just stop at the jews and then live in everlasting harmony.>It's not "x," it's just yAlready addressed this above.
>>738183509>>Imagine thinking dehumanization is a "hecking wholesome" strategyThe cornerstone of their beliefs is that no one is human but them. That's a well-deserve boomerang.>>State-sponsored murder of six million people isn't "pest control," it's the peak of moral rotTrue. Good thing what actually happen was deportation fars from the war-critical centers, with death caused by the Allies indiscriminately bombing all supply lanes.Israel did commit the "State-sponsored murder of X million" tho. They even set up tourism companies to watch the carnage.>>Antisemitism is literally the longest hatred and creates global instability for everyoneWhen people of vastly different religion, race and era all agree on something, they are probably right about it.>>When you normalize this, human rights for everyone else are next on the chopping blockConfer first point. Can't hide behind human rights when anytime one of your laws mention other humans is to repeat they don't have a single right.>>It's not "edgy," it's just being a canary in a coal mine for a failing society.Judeoawareness rise when the damage cause by judaism are long longer possible to ignore. It's a consequence, not a cause.Now post troll science, or go fuck off to /pol/ - that's the place for your kind of shit.
>>738183589>picwewfurfags keep ruining everything
>>738182387>encouraging another genocideDude...
>>738181395I'm too retarded to disable monitor auto rotation
>>738184296Physics trolls is so fucking soul
>>738184713And they are so fucking old they reference shit zoomers might not even recognize.
>>738182387the annoying thing about modern antisemitism is everyone is doing for all the wrong reasonseveryone wants to larp being an antisemite while still calling other people Nazis and fascists
>>738183690BullshitNo one would trust a system like that
>>738184296so you think blacks, muslims and indians are human? that's what you end up conceding if you wanna larp being an antisemite.
LOL
>>738184907You can hate jews for what they did.And hate nazis for what they didn't (the holocaust).
>>738184954>*insert leftist pretending to not understand.jpg*
>>738181395when you turn the screen back the bar violently goes back and it can make the screen overheat and explode
Sexo with derpina
>>738184793literally UNDEBUNKED to this day
>>738185609Bullshit.I tried.
>>738183350>we have now reached the point where the once stale, invasive, and overused rage comics are considered soulful In a decade whatever nightmarish blight infests online culture at that time will make us look upon wojaks with the same fondness as you look upon rage faces today.
>>738183350Wojak/frogshit is cancer but rage comics were also cancerous as fuck and you know it
The worst part about all of these is that you can tell that someone generally smart enough made them.Legitimately the "pretending to be retarded" concept before it dropped the pretending part and became just "being retarded".
>>738185131why won't this work tho?
>>738185023I know this makes no sense but I'm sure this shit happens on an institutional level obfuscated by layers and layers of finance nonsense.
>>738185893You'd have to close the lid of the box at a speed faster than the speed of light to prevent light from getting out before you shut the box
>>738185893The box will explode from the pressure.
>>738185975Just use a string
>>738184958Wait can someone explain this? I don't know enough about physics to know why it's wrong.
>>738185927Indexing money on gold used to make it hard. Now it's free to anyone with enough starting budget to make their specific "creating money out of thin air" scheme legal.
>>738183350>what the fuck went wrong?The internet is full of political and irony brainrot now, soijaks are the result of this.
>>738185893Mirrors aren't 100% reflective. They will absorb a portion of the light as it bounces. And given how fast and often it bounces, all the energy will be absorbed in a fraction of a second.
>>738185975...so if it's a huge box it can work?
>>738186067Train is moving.Moving objects mean relativity effects kicks in and you need to take time dilation into account, which the calculation above doesn't do.
>>738186189I see. That makes sense.
>>738186067E = MC^2 only applies in the conversion of mass to energy and vice versa. Like splitting an atom type shit. You use a different equation for relating mass, speed, and energy of moving objects.
>>738185702Rage comics just got dull after reaching the masses and every retard with no sense of humor trying to make one.Wojak and frog shit got absorbed into the constant shitflinging competitions because they made people here mad by themselves then, and thus grew into the icons of hate, you could say.At least with the former people still tried to do some good, with the latter it was pure malice.
>>738185893>old used to make it hard.the light disappear when you switch off the lamp duh
>>738182387it wasnt anywhere near the biggest genocide. communism has killed 100 million people but somehow nobody demonizes it, really makes you think
>>738185927In real life they didn't bother to obfuscate it much. To get it to work you just tell the other person to go find a third sucker you can rip off together, and then he tells that third sucker to go find a fourth sucker they can rip off together. The key is to not be the last sucker.
>>738183350Storm front. Maga shitters. And retarded gen z taking over the site.
>>738183204in theory this could work but you'd need a gigantic sack, like a couple kilometres wide, which obviously would be impossible to keep filled with hot air as the air on the edges of the sack would cool down and bring the sack down
>>738186353Doesn't count as none of those dead were part of the god's chosen
>>738186067The E in E=mc^2 is the rest-mass energy of an object. 17,000 joules is the kinetic energy of the train. You can't substitute like that.If you want to do it correctly you need the longer equation:E^2=(mc^2)^2+(pc)^2, where p is the mass of the train times the speed of the train.
>>738186521It would never work. It's like thinking a boat full of water would still float in the ocean. Even if you boil that water in the boat it doesn't stop the boat from sinking. You need to fill the bag with something that floats in the air. Clouds are pretty much the only thing that floats in the air so they're basically the only the option. Problem is nobody has the technology to capture clouds and put them in sacks and is unlikely to anytime soon.
>>738186076Or just have a connection in Mexico to sell you cheap silver and resell it in America
>>738186371> To get it to work you just tell the other person to go find a third sucker you can rip off togetherOr you create a third entity, put you and your pals' debt into it, then declare it bankrupt so neither of you has to pay the debt.Then you ask the government to financially help you because you invest so much in the third entity, and that would be bad for "the economy" if you didn't get compensated.
>>738181480Me personally I'm sad that speedrun cancer intentionally and entirely snuffed out funny glitch hunting.Also while it's gay to attribute glitches to people that "found" them, I'm still mad that speedrunners still "steal" credit for finding glitches.
>>738188170I completely stopped paying attention to speed running after it turned from just beating the game quickly using cheeky out of bounds/sequence breaks to game code manipulation/integer hacking like hand to God please get a life
>>738184963Based retard
>>738181480>(TASs?)yes, though TAS can also be used for Tool Asissted Showcase if its showing off something impossible for humans to do eg. advanced ACE
>>738188327Speedruns still have "glitchless" categories.
>>738188413Any trannyless categories?
>>738186286>with the latter it was pure maliceAin't that the truth. A depressing amount of the internet reverted to playground social dynamics somehow.
>>738182608This one is interesting because most people didn't learn in school that magnetic monopoles are impossible.
>>738188170I miss Scykoh's glitchfest videos, but I guess because of losers >>738188327 describes we will never have fun again>>738188383I've never heard of a Tool Asissted Showcase, if it's similar to TA speedruns then it's pretty cool and I'll be checking those outI also meant with (TASs?) if the plural of TAS would be just TAS or TASs
>>738188538Watch only record-holders in contest games.Troons only fill the middle ranks because they are failure at everything.
>>738188596Magnetism in general is barely explained unless you specifically study in a field where it's essential knowledge. I don't blame people at all for not understanding magnets desu.
>>738186804Ice floats in water and it's just solid water, so if you could make air solid it would float in the air. But air only becomes a solid below 60 K (−213.2 °C; −351.7 °F) so it's very very impracticable, but theoretically you could fill the balloon with cold solid air to make it float.
>>738186523awful bait
>>738183350I think the internet reverse peaked (dipped) for me when I saw people making Wojaksonas. You’d have weirdly detailed wojaks with different skin colors and hair styles and it was just the cringiest shit ever.
>>738188973I liked the way a teacher explained to me. I'm paraphrasing and might be butchering some aspects but >you know how when you push into water your hand goes through it? >and you know how when you push your hands into a wall, the wall doesn't give in, the atoms hold together? >they do that because of magnetism on a smaller scale>if you magnetize a metal, that "holding together" effect reaches out further because you charge those atoms/electrons/whatever up to overperform
>>7381849634chanbros… our response?
>>738185893You’d need to close the box faster than the speed of light and you’d need perfectly reflective surfaces
>>738183350years and years ago i remember people on /b/ and /r9k/ saying that redddit had taken the rage comics from us and used them for cringe shit. it didn't make any sense to me but you know....thats how she goes
>>738186353>somehow nobody demonizes itYou are actually mentally deficient
>>738184907You don't have to be a nazi to be an antisemite.
>>738189912>magnetic forces hold atoms together>but also magnetic forces repel atoms from each otherscience is fake and gay
>>738190568It repels them if they spin the wrong direction or something, like you're trying to fit two cogs together when they go opposite ways
>>738185784"Any community that gets its laughs by pretending to be idiots will eventually attract actual idiots who mistakenly believe they are in good company"
>>738189912Magnetism is just the fact that electron (negative) move around and the nucleus (positive) doesn't really.Electrons get to benefit from an infinitesimal percentage of relativistic effects.Magnetism is just a microscopic fraction of the electric force not being neutralized and allowed to show up at large distance.
>>738186521what if we designed it like this? that way the only opening to the sack is being constantly supplied by hot air
>>738190950I'm sure that's insightful for some but I've seen explanations like this before but it just doesn't really tell me anything because I lack understanding of any of the concepts involved. The wall push example was cool to me because even an uneducated bubba like me loosely understands what's going on there
>>738183350>rage comics first made when the internet was good>made for fun>starts as random ms paint comics with no connection to each other>ruined by redditors spamming unfunny comics with template faces and jokes>feels memes start when the good times weren't quite over>just a reaction image, never reaches the heights of rage comics>funny oc dries up>gets spammed as the internet dies>morphs into "you bad, me good">nothing behind it but winning internet fights now>spamming continues>synonymous with bait, shitposts, bad faith arguments and the death of the internet>all over shitholes like reddit, twitter and discord more than rage comics ever were>keeps getting spammed here regardlessEven at their worst, rage comics just came from dumb kids who wanted to join the fun. There was some sincere joy involved. Now it's just spite.
>>738182608the real troll here is E/W for poles instead of N/S
>>738186262>>738186784Right. That makes more sense. I assume >>738186189 was trolling then. I fell for it so good job.
>>738192671>>I assume was trolling thenI was.Never trust any explanation in a troll science thread.
>>738192761Yeah it sounded sciencey enough. Nice job.
>>738193325Why wouldn't this work?
>>738193381Some people don't like it when you have nuclear fissile materials
>>738193381The cost of constantly buying new buckets as they get dissolved by the radiations will eat any saving from the generated electricity.
>>738181376Autistic fact I used to tilt my GBA whichever way my trainer in Pokemon Emerald was going on his bike while hatching eggs because I pretended it made it faster.
>>738193381It work.But it mean turning the lights on will kill you since it's radioactive electricity.The CIA tried it once against Castro.
>>738181376There is a giant-ass fucking planet sized meteor about to hit the Earth above him and it has stronger gravity.
>>738183204I mean isn't this exactly how a Hot Air Balloon works? Hit setup is messy and he needs more fire but this isn't troll physics.
>>738193854Based retard
>>738193854
>>738182387the nazis killed millions of jews for being jews but it wasn't a genocide because the concept of "genocide" is fake and gay
>>738186067He just took info from a train and applied the sum literally to get some irellevant number.The Equasion states Energy is the same as MC squared, not that you literally work it all out.
>>738194013>there are more dead jews in the holocaust than the amount of humans that was ever born on earthhow did they do that
>>738183350It's always the fucking furfaggot niggers. There's been an increase of furniggers in this board and no one else is calling them out. They even set up shop with a general already.
>>738194149necromancy, duhnever played return to castle wolfenstein??
>>738190138So why is being a communist not a crime?
>>738194268>suddenly
>>738185893The light would escape before you can close the lid but even if it didn't it would get absorbed by the mirrors at nearly the speed of light.
>>738194352Who are you quoting?
>>738194013they were a mix of various races. how would jews even define themselves???
>>738193381I would but the water would evaporate in seconds.You'd need lots a lots of water, and lits of nuclear fission materials to replace as they cool
>>738186067a train weighs a lot more than 1,500,000 grams.
>>738181395The monitor is a window into the PC, turning it does nothing as the loading bar lives inside the pc not the monitor, you have to turn your computer to the side for this to work
>>738193854Sometimes the joke is that it seems like a typical troll physics set up, but it's a real thing.
>>738193553Just shoot them with your sig if they try to stop you.
>>738183690This is stupid and would never work because people might ask for their money back while it is being invested. You would only be able to keep a fraction of your total reserve of money in this building and a fractional reserve of money is retarded an nobody would ever trust it outside of like, 17th century Italians.
>>738193854What the fuck is a hot air balloon? Am I being trolled?
>>738186262but aren't we all moving with the earth
>>738194149There's also more cockroaches, rats, leeches, etc than humans so that's probably how.
>>738188973Nobody knows how magnets work, not even physicians
>>738183690This would never work. Surely anyone who tried this would need demon magic to keep the lights on
>>738196167>physicians*Especially* physicians.Physicists might tho.
>>738181750Every. Fucking. Time
>>738186353It's cause the leaders of the commies were all jewish. Makes you think
>>738196895wouldn't it be magnetists who know about magnets
>>738183589don't forget the 30 year old boomer dudehe spammed ALL the fucking boards.
>>738185628Remember the whole unity shitshow when they wanted to charge devs per installation?We were THIS close to bringing this meme into reality.
>>738193381it does, but as a side effect you get a stable timeloop where everybody becomes their own grandparents
>>738181395It can work but you have to be careful, if you leave the monitor on its side it will over-download and then fill your hard drive up
>>738195234My HOA told me I needed a license for "radioactive items" and when I said I didn't have any, they waited for me to go out for the day to break into my garage and steal my entire reactor setup. I don't even know who ratted me out, don't tell me these fuckers are walking around with their geiger counters out
>>738198243It was never close to anything. Publishers with more daily lawyer budget than Unity's entire valuation have Unity stuff in their catalogue.Sure it was really funny for the first few weeks when Unity somehow forgot they didn't have only small-time indie as their userbase, and no big actor said anything to see where the fuck they were going with this retardation, but Unity folded everything in less than 24h when Sony, Windows and others started publicly talking about seeing them in courts.That plan never had any chance in hell to work even a little bit, and it's a wonderful example of israeli hubris that the kikes from IronSource thought they could muscle on the entire industry with nothing more than that.
>>738185784I'm going to call survivorship bias on this one.Surely there were literal retards making troll physics comics but no one bothered to save them and repost them 15 years later.
>>738197749no more than autistics know about acoustics
>>738186067E isn't just the motion energy, it's also the atoms and shit and how they would explode if they went nukelear
>>738190024what if you build in a lamp on the top lid? close the box, superrefract the light inside, plant on a goverment building, ???? Profit
>>738196895How the fuck is talking to ghosts and shit gonna help you understand magnetism you dumbass
>>738199354Bro you got off light, most HOAs call the SWAT team on you for having grass 2mm above regulation length and they come and shoot your 2 year old because the chihuahua was making them nervous
>>738204238>We don't do long grass IN GERMANY
>>738204098And what the fuck do you think ghosts are made of, cretin?
>>738181395Because you didnt turn the modem sideways
>>738204270That was a comment about AmericansGermans don't have dogs, it is forbidden by the Prophet Muhammed (pbuh)
>>738199871I suspect insider trading, 100% the CEO told his buttbuddies to short that shit before dropping the announcement. Nobody gives a shit if you don't get caught, I suspect even Trump does it with family/friends.
>>738193325Learning how nuclear reactors work was so disappointing. It's literally just a lump of metal that once massive enough, gets insecure about its weight and heats up. Everything complicated is in the purification process. It's really primitive if you think about it. I was hoping for something else.
>>738195830yes, energy is relative
>>738205648What is mass energy relative to?
>>738205689it's an exception that proves the rule, Schrodinger mentions this in his lectures on why he was a nonce
>>738190110I remember that, especially when trollface "died" and replacements were being made and I just didn't get it because it was still funny to me and I had been browsing for like a month at the time. Funny how quickly I learned.
>>738181395gravity is smart you can't just trick it into pulling on the wrong side of the monitor
>>738181395The monitor just shows your progress retard. You gotta squeeze your ethernet cable like a tube of toothpaste, then it works because that's where the internets go through.
>>738184862explain why this wouldn't work in two or less bytes
>>738185343
wait for it to oil
best thread in literal years, that's how fucking bad this site is
>>738181725you have to shake it like a ketchup bottle too, the downloadinium has the same consistency
>>738207675
>>738186804farts also float
>>738183350>old good new badI'm old and I think rage comics are cringe as fuck, wojaks are way better
>>738184862/g/ btfo
>>738185893light isn't an object and it doesn't have speed regardless of what retards like einstein say, so it can't be closed anywhere
>>738184296This except Hitler was a retarded rage quitting faggot.
>>738207826kill yourself
>>738208456you'll never experience the internet when it was good
>>738207826ruined by söyjak
>>738193325There are other free electricity methods (see, solar troll physics, wind troll physics, hydroelectric troll physics) that don't involve dangerous radioactive material that sometimes trolls you by blowing up, so there's no reason to nuclear when you could just use the other, better methods
>>738186353100m is baby numbers. imagine all the kids not being born right now because there's people not procreating. that's the real genocide right there.
>>738209507imagine an anime girl with huge tits wearing this so that the text is divided separately between each breast
>>738186076Not far from how actual arbitrage works, funnily enough.
