>Available for purchase May 4th, 10AM PacificFIVE AND A HALF HOURS TO GOLOAD UP YOUR WALLETS IN CASE SERVERS GO CRAZYREMEMBER, 2 PER PERSON TO PREVENT SCALPING
>no xinputWhat's the point?
>>738183531>Emulates xinput with it's software >Absolutely 0 fucking difference
>>738183363no thanks
Does it have dedicated screenshot button without having me to configure a button into f12?
>>738183750>just buy into Valve's closed ecosystem bro>heckin wholesome billionaire Gayben would never leverage his monopoly bro
>>738183750Dude, I could install X360ce on any antient dinput shit for $10, for $100, it should offer something more than memepads
>>738183363>FIVE AND A HALF HOURS TO GOI still can't believe it's this close.FUCKING LET ME BUY IT ALREADY GABEN YOU FAT OVERWEIGHT ROUND BULGING MASSIVE TOWERING SUBSTANCIAL LUMPISH INFLATED LARGE IMPOSING MOUNTAINOUS COLOSSAL PLUMP GINORMOUS HUGE MONOLITHIC WALLOPING CYCLOPEAN MEATY CORPULENT MONUMENTAL HULKING BOUNDLESS LEVIATHAN BLUBBERY HUMONGOUS VAST GIGANTESQUE OBESE IMMEASURABLE MONSTROUS VOLUMINOUS IMMENSE PUDGY ELEPHANTINE SIZABLE BROBDINGNAGIAN FLABBY HEAVY OVERSIZED CONSIDERABLE HEFTY BLOATED TUBBY BIG-BONED ROTUND GARGANTUAN WELL-FED LARDWHALE NIGGER
>>738183750>have to install DRM software to use a fucking controllerkys drone
Why should I buy this now instead of waiting for the GabeCube bundle where it will probably be cheaper?
>>738183860Sorta. The default chord button layout has it as steam/QAM + right bumper. It will work like that in all games, but there's no dedicated button for it.
>>738183803Is this ad crafted for the Linux community only?
>>738183910I genuinely don't get the point of the gabecube. Why not just hook up your PC to a TV?
>>738183867>>738183887Xo trux timmysaarsEpic Controller when?
>>738184013I don't have a PC I've never owned my own computer until I got a Steam Deckthat is literally all I have
>>738184013Because windows is inefficient and gay, and steam os works without bs
>>738183363Where is the STEAM FRAMEREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE I DONT CARE ABOUT A FUCKING OVERPRICED CONTROLLER
>>738183363Me when I place my order for two today. One for a backup
>>738184046>Epic out of nowheresteamdrones are truly raped
>>738184158This gif makes me want to punch a woman Its gonna be a top seller at least, calling it
>>738184068Steam OS is just Linux. You can install it on your PC right now.
>>738183887please be serious for a second and tell me when you ever have steam closedand even if you're a weirdo who closes it, literally just open steam, leave it in the background then use your controller its not hard
>>738184373I DONT WANT TO USE FUCKING STEAM YOU JEWKIKE FAGGOThow hard is that to understand? do you drones have a fucking brain? i literally dont want to install that shit on m PC
>>738184440Then move on with your life, go to another thread without replyingYou won't tho.
>>738184440>wanna buy the **steam** controller>don't wanna use steam400 IQ.
>>738184440then why the fuck would you want to buy a steam controller?buy a microslop xbox controller which works natively with your windows OS
>>738184353i dont wanna go into the hassle of dual booting just to game
>>738183363Just because people are able to order, doesn't mean they'll have it the moment they buy it. This is not like game launch days.
>>738184492because i want the trackpad for my map games
>>738184046>defaults into various forms of tribalism when mildly challengedI miss old /v/
>$100Yeah no thx. I will just wait until it's $10 again like the original steam controller.
>>738184501gaben is standing in my driveway waiting for me to buy it though?
>>738184517then deal with your gaben-phobia and install steam
>>738184489funny how i bought the XBOX controller but i dont have a fucking XBOX and the controller works perfectly fine without any DRM softwar?
>>738184639the xbox drivers/software is preinstalled in windows what the fuck are you talking about, think for more than 5 seconds
>>73818451790% of what makes the trackpads so good is the customizability through Steam input. Without that, they're just a scrollwheel and mouse input.
>>738184579>I will just wait until it's $10 again like the original steam controllerThat only happened because Valve got sued by scuf for their back button patent. That patent is seemingly expired or revoked or something with how many controllers have back buttons now.
>>738184691what about m 8bitdo then? it also works fine and doesn't have DRM
>>738184697So run steam 5head
>>738184639I wouldn't call what the xbox controller does "working perfectly fine". It's lacking way too much basic shit for that.
Gabe you fat cunt. You spent literally years in New Zealand and won't sell your faggy controller here.
>>738184501Post more Steam Controller-chan.
>>738184585Only if you live next to their offices.
>>738184440>In a Steam Controller hype thread>I DONT WANT TO USE FUCKING STEAM YOU JEWKIKE FAGGOTwhy is /v/ like this
>>738183531what's wrong with steam input ?
Finally. Been waiting for a non-chink controller forever to use with the Deck while docked.>I don't want to have Steam openMock and ignore all pirates and poorfags/poojeets.
>>738184831Signs of the time, really.It's over for americans.
>>738184769That's what I'm going to do. I'm not the guy complaining about the Steam requirement.
>>738183910If you're planning on buying the cube anyway and you don't need a second controller, there's no reason to buy one now.
I'm so ready for the ultimate gaming
>>738184825There's basically only 3 images
>>738184440then simply kill yourself?Stop being mad over shit you aren’t gonna use.
>>738184971but i would use it if the jewkike Gabe didnt lock it behind Steam,why not offer to just install the drivers?
>>738184969
>>738184756because it literally emulates an xbox controller, for all your bc cares your 8bitdo is just an xbox controller, no fancy bells and whistles just 2 sticks and a bunch of buttonssteam controller has trackpads, gyro, etc, which needs a driver (obviously) to work, just like xbox controllersand the driver in this case is steam
>>738184969I've probably seen them all then, damn. I've loved her since day one; I hate how she didn't gain more traction. Maybe with the release of the controller...
>>738184440If you keep whining it will fix your problem. "I pirate everything" isn't a personality, but you knew that already (hopefully). I'll be enjoying the Steam controller while you're still seething and flailing around like a diaper shitting infant.
>>738184756What does an 8bitdo controller do that an Xbox controller doesn't? I like their products, I got their wireless keyboard and mouse on my desk that work pretty well, but they don't really innovate.
>>738185062Sucking Gabe's jew kike cock and being a Steamdrone is also not a personality btw, but you knew that already,now go buy a new steam background for you ebin profile
>>738184869My bad. Hopefully you understand, anti valve shills are swarming lol>>738185008The drivers are public dude. Thats on Windows.
>>738185102TMR sticks
i play on a keyboard and mouse nigga why would i carecontroller is a child's input
Anon is a chinese bot.
>>738184827That video made me sad because the brownoid who got the deck delivered by Gabe seemed very unenthused. You'd think they'd be beaming rather than "oke" when they were handed deck
>>738185143I don't care about Gabe. I only care about having a good controller. I don't know why you're so upset. If you get a job you too can have disposable income with which to indulge on luxuries.
>>738185143>"something that you think is an own">"'badass' cool kid finisher"lol
>>738183867>implying xinput isn't closed sourceGaben is based for shutting down that shit
>>738185283>just get a job and spend your money in mr. goldbergs licence shopyou kikes are not even trying to be subtle anymore
>>738185259Anon, that's what unscripted real life looks like. Stop watching Mister Beast videos.
>>738185201>that are translated to xinput>>738185361Are you genuinely upset that video games are an inherently consumerist hobby? You know you don't have to buy a Steam Controller to play games right? The SC is just for people who want the extra functions like trackpads and gyros.
>>738185408Man if the fat man came to my door handing me my 'eck like he was Santa Claus I'd at least smile
>>738185361You seem entirely incapable of speaking like a normal person. You must be absolutely insufferable in person. Forget video games, go get a job and some sunlight. Christ.
>>738185469>that are translated to xinputare you retarded or something? at least google what it means
>>738185169Yeah no problem. Sometimes you get posts mixed up in a long reply chain.
>>738185516>NPC thinks this is redditgo home normalfaggot
>>738183363I'm ready
>>738185516>Forget video games, go get a job and some sunlight. Christ.remember when you would type shit like this ironically and now we went full 180 and people like this exists
>>738185361You are trying to fit too much
>>738183363It's a controller anon, I'm not gonna be jumping up and down in joy and instantly open my wallet for it regardless of where it came from.
>>738183363>releases 3am in AustraliaNormally this'd be no issue for me but I have something mandatory tomorrow, wonder if there'll be any stock left in oceania because of the release time when I wake up or if this is still a "Not there within minutes you're fucked" thing
>>738185769NTA but I am pretty much "jumping up and down in joy". With my shitty baby wrists that hate playing games with a mouse, I've been waiting for what seems like forever for a new controller with decent touch pads. Since my main genre is 4X and other map games, It's a bit of a dream come true.I'll however say that your take is quite fair; if people act like it's an epic happening for no reason other than it being birthed by Gaben, then they're no better then rabid Nintendo fans or whatever.
>>738185850Well for what it's worth they've said that they estimate that they'll have enough to meet day one demands.
>>738183363>$100 for a fucking controllerdidn't you fags shit on consoles for having overpriced controllers?
>>738185953Overpriced???
>>738185850I don't think it's guaranteed that stock runs out, but I'd say it's still pretty likely. But it probably won't be too long until they're restocked since it's just a controller and doesn't have RAM.
>>738184517It's funny because the trackpad works as a mouse even when steam is closed.
>is called steam controller>sold through steam>wtf, it's made for steam?
>>738185953its a pretty cool controller to be fair
>>738183531Plz saar support Microsoft API saaar
>>738183531I remember back in the days when Snoy released a controller that only worked on PS4 consoles nobody complained.. Mainly because soon after third-party software were released that translated Snoy controller into Xinputese. And we already got that with Steam Controller in the form of SISR. Wouldn't be surprised if Valve themselves add a Xinput mode on their controller in a future firmware update. Just keep bitching at them on official channels and they'll add it.
>>738186063every game ever made for PC supports Xinputi get all the devs are Indians
Where is the fucking Steam Frame GABE
>>738186048Timmy please do something!!!
>>738185984>Triggers: Dual-StageOne review for the SC2 said they didn't have them, like the SC1 did?
>>738186248He MIGHT of meant analog, harder press, bigger output
>>738186248They are just "regular" analog triggers, if you want you can program them on Steam Input so a full pull does something different, it also means 'eck 2 won't have them either.
>buying the steam controller today Where is the FRAME and the CUBE. Washington state residents should get first Crack at it.
>>738186329Well they wanted parity with the 'eck. So the 'eck 2 could have them again and you'll just have to buy a Steam Controller 2: Two.
>>738183867nigger you can't fucking get the controller without having a steam accountthe controller is not for you winjeet, either stop being retarded and move to linux or shut the fuck up and don't cry when you're deliberately being filtered out
>>738185984a gamesir or 8bitdo controller has all those features for less than $70.Also, why are you using the most expensive version of the PS5 and xbox controllers? A normal $70 PS5 controller has most of the steam controller's features and is more comfortable (according to reviews) .
>>738186301>>738186301>He MIGHT of meant analog, harder press, bigger output>of
>>738183803>I am my own ___ ?What is the rest? I can't read it.
>>738186391TMR sticks and touchpads?
>>738186391Link to the gamesir with 2 trackpads please? I'm buying right now .
>>738186426https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jzq6dp-iI0I
>>738183867This. Fuck gabe and valve and all their cucked fanboys
>>738183363>LOAD UP YOUR WALLETS IN CASE SERVERS GO CRAZYIs it really worth doing this?
>>738186391Show me a gamesaar or 8bitdo that has dual trackpads.>dualsense standardYou mean the irreparable drifting low battery piece of shit with a near unusable trackpad leftover from the VITA?
>>738183867Which store front are you currently purchasing the controller from retard?
>>738186507I thought this too but the missing word starts with "O". Might be "owner"?
>>738186426I think it says "God"
why the fuck would i need 2 trackpads on a fucking controller? what game even uses this?
>>738186593I think that it's just so you can have the option of using your left or right thumb. Would just be a waste of space otherwise, so they just put a second one there.
>>738186581fucking yikes
>>738186593Why did you click this thread, mate.people with gfs don't do this shit.
>>738186426I am my own MAN
>>738186581 (me)or maybe Ood, if it's a Doctor Who-fan.
>>738186526Literally yes, steam crashed on sd launch, payment processors choked and died. Steam wallet is far less crash prone.
>>738186375>Steam Controller 2: Two.That would actually be the Steam Controller 2: Episode One.
Why would anyone buy this when the Dualsense is pretty much the perfect controller?
>>738186248Yeah, that chart is incorrect. 300 hours in Krita and here's the fixed version.
Waiting on the console
>>738186687okely dokely artichokely
>>738186728Pads are more usable. Better triggers, better sticks. Grip sensors, under buttons
>>738186728>Dualsense is pretty much the perfect controller
>>738183803/v/'s fragility astounds me daily
>>738186728I can't fathom using that dpad
>>738186786>>738186687>>738186526How do you know how much to load on your account? Are they going to charge for shipping and tax?
>>738184440Then buy a used first gen Steam Controller on eBay.
IT'S 10:06 PDTGIMME
>>738186991From what I've heard, for the EU at least, the 99€ includes shipping, tax and everything. Well, that is how it's been with the Steam Deck.
>>738187016anon...
>>738184440retard, like most posters ITT
>>738185012
four more hours until I play my order.
>>738187037Yeah, I could have sworn when I ordered my Deck there was no additional shipping charge. I presume it's just integrated into the sales price.
>>738187084Wait, shit, is it not?I set my alarm for this
>>738186741Fuck it, I'll edit it again.
>>738184440>comes to a family barbecue where everyone else eats meat>UHM EXCUSE ME I AM VEGAN PLEASE ACCOMODATE FOR ME!!!!
>>738187037I think in Pennsylvania I was only charged tax for the deck
It's gonna crash the whole store like Silksong right?
Will cutting some capacitive tape and sticking in the center of the trackpad to create a tactile center point still leave the entire board functional?I also want to experiment using capacitive tape on the grip sense and moving its actuation point into the triggers or backbuttons. Ill just add layer over the grips with other material.
>>738187138we got less than 4 hours left
WHAT THE FUCK IT'S ONLY 6 AM PACIFIC TIME?MOTHER FUCKER I THOUGHT IT WAS NOW LOCALLYASSFUCKCOCKAND ALSO BALLSDAMN IT
4 hours to go lads
>>738186494>>738186553>muh trackpadliterally the most useless gimmick ever introduced in a controller. gyro is vastly superior to trackpad in every conceivable way.I would take the hair trigger switch and the superior dpad in gamesir controllers over all those gimmicks on the steam controller.
>>738187439>gyro is vastly superior to trackpad in every conceivable way.Nintendo fans and sour grapes; name a more iconic duo.
>>738187037>>738187217>>738187127When you placed the order, did it auto populate your shipping details from the billing info?
>>738187439It is very useful for games that primarily use mouse.It enables couch-playing games which otherwise would be desk-only.
>>738184440if you're a pirate, then fair enough, that makes sense, but if you're buying games on other stores/launchers from Steam apart from GOG, then you're fucking retarded
Where do I enter my address when ordering hardware via Steam? During check-out? Somewhere in my account settings?
>>738187439>superior dpad in gamesir controllersYou gotta be shitting me.
I'm more interested in the grip sensors, the way they demonstrated in the video was interesting
another valvetranny coping thread
>>738187902It asks your address at checkout. Signed, a guy who ordered a steam deck
what will be the first game you are going to try playing with your brand new steam controller™ anon?
something something dawg controller
>>738187628I think so, idk it was literally a launch day buy for me
>>738187972Cheers!
>>738187980>first game you are going to try playing with your brand new steam controller™Shadow of the ninja reborn.playing it on the steam deck is frustrating because the diagonals fail to register on it's shitty d-pad.
>>738187980Old World.
>>738187195Does the Playstation controller really only have a 4 -6 hour battery life?
>>738187945I was expecting them to be more sophisticated than touch sensors. I want to be able to grip and un-grip without practically letting go of the controller.
I just finished the book Half Life 2 is based on. Ask me anything about Half Life, including how its written and how its meant to end. The only question I will not answer is what this book is.
>>738188204how sophisticated do you want it to be?They way they demoed it seems to imply you can activate it with just lifting a single finger.
>>738188229including what is still unwritten* not how it is written
>>738187945Imagine mapping them in mgs5 to grappling someone. YOUINK!>>738187980I'm saying not going to be able to get it today, but openxcom extended...yes, it's dated looking, but ffs that thing is fucking impossible on normal controller, too many binds and mice, and digital menus will help find obscure shit binds
>>738188203I've seen nobody dispute it and I'm sure as hell not buying a 200$ controller with a couple of hours of battery life.
>>738188229How is half life supposed to end?
>>738188229Favourite gun in HL?
>>738183363Why does /v/ like to pretend everything Valve shits out is the best [thing] ever made anyway?
>>738188513Why do you care?Just move on with your life, click off the thread, go spend time with your girlfriend.
>>738188513this!!!!we should all buy switch 2 controllers in protest of these chuds
>>738188229where can i get that book?
>>738187980Vintage Story
>>738188337Gman (who defected to humanity against the Combine, he being stuck on Earth in his current physical form due to his drug addiction to Earth's local radiation) broadcasts a psychic message of total resistance across minds of the word (including to Gordon who destroys the reality tower) which breaks all reality lines in such a way that notifies the non-three-dimensional celestial authority to arrest the dominant member of the sentient binary star system that is the leader of the outlaw celestial bodies known as 'The Combine', for biologic crimes. This malevolent criminal psychic star, a criminal from the rest of the celestial host, has been on the run and has been unable to return to its home habitat in space, and destroys planets remotely using psychic projection into human bodies for the purposes of extracting the physical and psychic heat of its old homeland. And it has to make a rush job of these planetary extractions because it is on the run from the Celestial Authority. It wants to return home to where it can feel this energy again, but can only hop between planets feeling a brief fix upon each destruction. Therefore his crime is terraforming Earth's oxygen into its own obligate pain and heat. The sentence? In order to achieve its biologic imperative and live in a suitable habitat, the criminal star is sentenced to synthesis within a human, so that it may breathe oxygen and live. It spends the rest of its days in the body of a slowly dying human drug addict, pining for and experiencing an infinite loneliness for its lost partner binary star, now millions of lightyears away never to be met again.
as an oled deck owner, i would still prefer to use my xbox controller for gaming
>>738188819as an oled deck owner and consoler, and PC owner, I have multiple controllers, several of them over $100, variety is the spice of life.
>>738188608Amazon. It's called Nova Express, actually. By William S Burroughs. Headcrabs come from the Crab Nebula btw, they are the surviving victims of the last planetary extraction and they alongside the rest of the combine are really just radioactive mutant aliens sent to the next planet to fuck things up and mutate the natives, in preparation for operation total disposal
>>738183363>not available in Switzerland ok fuck you then nigga
>>738188340grabbity gun obv
>>738188203Mine lasts 6-8 hours, but yeah it's bad.
Since the steam controller battery is just a normal aftermarket battery, and the only thing holding it in place is a plastic bracket, I wonder how easy it'd be to just pick a bigger battery and print/buy a custom bracket and just boost that shit into oblivion.
>>738188276I was hoping it'd be an actual grip sensor, like the knuckles, instead of the finger sensor from the knuckles. As in the button press would be actively gripping the controller, while a relaxed grip would do nothing. Instead, holding the controller is on, which means that when you let go of the controller you press the button, so you can't use it for most stuff and it's relegated to very basic shit. Could've had 10 back buttons, instead 2 of them aren't very usable.
>>738183363At the end of the day its a controller. You are going to hook it up, think its great, call the game you are playing shit and everything will be as it was.You'll use it, but its a fucking controller. The hype will deflate in a day
>>738189117I doubt there's much extra space in there. I'd be more interested in replacing it with a smaller battery, with a 35 hour battery life you could cut it in half to 17 (enough for a day) and probably save some weight, it's annoying nobody bothered weighing the parts.
>>738189205There's no way the controller's all that good but there are controllers that are worth playing bad games for
>>738189205>t. anon trying to get others to not buy it so he has a better chance of securing his order
None of my controllers have these fancy sticks, I'm buying the steam controller as my first controller where I can drop the deadzone down
>>738187980Either Queen of Treasure Isle or Rabi Ribi.
>>738183363you niggers are exited to buy a controller?
I want some aftermarket chassis, so they can fit the shape of a normal xbox controller more, and maybe don't have that "valve plastic" feel
anyone else buying 2?
>>738189360Yes?I'll finally have a good way to play the new Hitman trilogy instead of having to play at the desk I wage at.
>>738188203My dualshock 4 was my only controller where it would often just die overnight. At some point I just kept it plugged into an outlet
>>738189448Just one for me
>>738187195how come these charts never talk about t he d-pad? like what is d-pad technology anyway? We have shit like TMR sticks now
>>738189591you can't talk about Dpad because that shit is peak subjective.There are balding boomers out there who swear by old console pads, and zoomers who'd only ever use clicky dpads, it's not worth discussing
>>738189448>>738189554Hope you bros remembered to add Steam Wallet funds for fast check-out.
Member when you could get dark souls 3 bundled with a steam controller for $15?
>>738189635yes sir I did
This doesn't seem much different to cheap Switch/PlayStation 3rd-party controllers. The biggest difference is how much use you get out of the touchpad being in an alright spot. What are some interesting touchpad configs Steam Deck players have used for games?
>>738183363Ill buy it tomorrow or something, the whole site is probably gonna go down at 1est, not even gonna try.
>>738189701Weapon wheels basically, it's the most useful way to use them.
>>738189448Now I'm tempted to get a second, I only have enough csgo skin money for 1 at the moment
>>738189664I always regretted not buying the original controller, hence why I am immediately buying this one even if I barely use it.
>>738189705they will be sold out by then
>>738189701>What are some interesting touchpad configs Steam Deck players have used for games?Mouse region basically unlocks any cursor-based game along with DS and 3DS games.Arguably, it's the best way to play Kid Icarus in general due to being more comfortable than the native controls for its console of origin.
>>738189752>not buyingthe originals are still only like 30 bucks on ebay, Valve dumped a warehouse of them into the wild so they arent in short supply
>>738189752>hence why
>>738189701They work excellent for storing tons of shitty unused or rarely used binds. Example like quick save, quick load, weird debug binds, opening map, ect. Really help ful
>>738187980Undertale of course.
>>738189861You can just use custom button combos for that but I can see how touchpads can make the initial mapping process faster.
>>738189448>>738189554How'd you add to cart?
>>738190010I like it on left pad because I'm almost always using the stick, dpad for quick stuff, and left pad is basically my junk drawer. Its there, but out of the way.
>>738190014https://steamdb.info/sub/1558609/https://steamdb.info/extension/Have to install the steamdb extension and link your account. Basically the add to cart button is functional but not accessible for the steam controller. Cant check out of course.
>>738189773Fuck you may be right, spamming f5 it is then. Not even gonna try using the steam client, gonna do it via the site, probably a bit more stable
>completely unironic hype thread for a controllervalve fans are something else
>>738189805I didn't even consider DS/3DS with this thing that could be kino
I bought the original Steam Controller for like $5 on that closeout sale they had, and I think I used it once. But hey if there's a bundle with steam frame for this one at a decent discount I might grab it.
>>738190196
>>738190334The worst part about the original steam controller is that it's a microUSB controller, that shit sucks.
>>738183876We're almost there bro, less than 3 hours to go.
>>738189635how much is it with shipping?>>738190334i bought the original steam controller at full price and was disappointed. weird button placement and only one stick killed it for me
>>738183363Steamies are mentally ill cattle and need to be round and up and put in camps.
>>738190473I believe shipping costs are baked in, or at least that's how the Steam Deck worked
>>738190196To be fair its easy to get excited when all other controllers have been basically shit with no innovation forever.And Xbox still hasn't figured out gyro
Did anyone else notice the possible thumbsticks being replaced in the trailer?
>>738190441I've got everything prepared for a one click buy but I'm still scared of the site crashing again. But if its just a controller I feel like Valve shouldnt have stock issues or honestly THAT much demand compared to the original steamdeck
>>738190196I think the controller is neat okay, and I've wanted one since I got my 'eck
>>738190621Same, Im keeping the checkout page open in Steam and my browser as a backup.
>>738189591D-pads were a solution for cheapo 2D handhelds that was good for button economy and they have mostly been carried over from pad to pad out of nostalgia, since they have been obsolete for the last 30 years.Even if any first party controller had a good d-pad, it is so mired in misinformation and personal preference that it would be worthless to rate it.D-pads belong on dedicated cheapo 2D handheld controllers and handhelds gaming devices, not on modern controllers where they unironically just make it harder to bind a 2D layout by forcing all of the direction inputs onto one mushy d-pad.
>>738187195what could you possible need two touchpads for?
>>738186248SC2 triggers have the ability for a short press and a long press. You need to map them accordingly in the Steam Input settings (unless the control template you use already has it set). I just think by default it's set up as a single analog press.
>>738190985One for combination of looking and weapon swapping, another for literally any miscellaneous bind bs
>8bitdo Pro 2 for Switch 2 I'll buy later this year>Steam Controller for PC and Deck I already own>getting msyelf a new GPU this month for my birthdayAs long as the retard in chief doesn't kill us all, I'm fuckin' golden.
>>738191039Sure you can emulate it with the software, but what he means is that the original steam controller had physical dual stage triggers just like the gamecube controller where it starts out as an analog input, then has a digital button at the end that requires more force to press in.It's not that big of a deal really, the vast majority of controllers don't have dual stage triggers to begin with because of the fact that triggers being analog input kinda invalidates needing that extra input to begin with. So outside of like emulating mario sunshine it barely matters.
Trigger haptics is one of those things you don't think about, but it really does add a lot to immersion when you have them.
>>738190196I still use the OG steam controllerI've been waiting years of my life for this moment
>>738191497as an OG steam controller fan im sad the trackpads aren't the focuswill see if they're still good in their new position or not
>>738191487I disagreeI find them more distracting than immersive
>>738191542Nuh uh
>>738191541My biggest worry is that the right track pad is too far from the buttons and the stick might be too close. Maybe it will be a non-issue.
>>738191497I own the first and hate it, let's hope I don't hate the steam controller 2 but worst case scenario at least I've given Valve my money and not a corpo like microslop
>>738190174>Fuck you may be right, spamming f5 it is then. Not even gonna try using the steam client, gonna do it via the site, probably a bit more stableBro don't do that, the site is what will be fucked lolDo what OP said. Fill your wallet ahead of time, and use the steam app
>>738191795Sc2 is not as hamfisted on pad reliance which is nice
>>738191497>really liked the og>bought 2 at launch>didn't buy loads when they were $5
>>738186507kek, was my first association, too>born into a pack there's no choice but take orders to attack
I WANT IT NOW!
two more hours
7 controllers. 7 controllers is all I can spare.
Side note, I love how there's literally 4 steam controller threads. Shills must be losing it that its not going away.
>>738191892I bought three of them when they were cleared out. Gave one to my nephew and as far as I know he didn't even open it.
>>738187980E33 since I've been waiting to replay it and it should be a good stress test for the bumpers which are my biggest issue on the 'eck. Probably replay Okami second since that game is fucking made for the trackpads.
WHAT ABOUT DA FRAME
>>738192413Blame the cock sucking AI shit heads.
>>738192591Zoomers trying to be edgy and esoteric say the dumbest shit.At least Millennials had the balls to say the holocause never happened like normal people.
>>738192739anon is right tho
>>738191497>I still use the OG steam controllerYou poor cuck. Got it in my hands for $5, and after testing it on some games, I put it in my closet never to be seen again.
>>738192919>npc filtered by Steam Input and/or learning to use gyro+trackpadsmany such cases
>>738192919I got the Steam Link for $5 and have literally never taken it out of the box
>>738190441Yeah. Less than 2 hours to go. The last hour is going to be hell though. And then we still have to wait for it to ship.
>>738192919I'd buy yours for 20 lmao.
>>738193380I hope it comes by this weekend...
>>738193424Same here. It says 3-5 days for me so I really hope it's not 5 since that would push it to next monday and make me wait the weekend for no reason.
>>738192919>Got it in my hands for $5Good return of investment, Sell it for a 30 dollars or more.
When do you enter your shipping address in Steam? During the checkout or do they just use the billing address?
>still the king of PC controllers
>>738193736
>>738193736nah, this is.
>>738193736sorry wrong pic
>>738193707I think during checkout
>>738193810Gabe could shit in a box and sell it for $100 and you'd buy it
>>738193424I ordered my Steam Deck on a Monday and it arrived a week later on Tuesday UK
>>738193736my 2c is just as good, better because it is significantly cheaper
>>738193736the goat
>>738193736hell no that thing loud as hell
>>738193736It's been outdone by flydigi, gamesaar, 8bitdo, etc.
>>738193831
>>738193736the extreme angle on the handles is utter dogshit and there are a billion chinesium Xbox layout controllers that are far better at this point. You'd have to be straight up retarded to get an official Xbox controller nowadays
>>738193840some speedrunners I watch now use this thing. is it that good?
>>738186391well you need at least 2 ps5 controllers because the battery life is so shit you need one ready to go on charge
Anyone who bought hardware from Steam before in America do I have to account for sales tax or is that built in?
>>738193950classic
>>738187980Half-Life, maybe.
>>738194094it depends on the stateso no it isn't built into the listed $99
>>738187980dragon age origins condemned criminal origins
>>738187980KCD1
>>738194162HALFLIFE is honestly fucking killer with gyro aim. If you never played half-life death multiplayer, its death match is top tier
>>738194217Anon-kun, I have been wanting fto replay Dragon Age Origins for a while, you got a modlist you plan to use or can recommend?
>>738194350I missed out on the uptick in players in death match during the anniversary update since I was replaying the campaign. I'm a little sad about it.
>>738194212Guess I'll load a bit extra into the wallet then thanks
>>738194530Honestly I have no idea, the last time I played the game was 2013
>>738194094make sure to add 110 dollars right now! or 125 if your sales tax is really high
>>738194656who has sales tax that high that's crazy
>>738183867It works out of the box on Linux, you mong. If you're using Windows, you are already using a closed ecosystem.
>>738194750don't respond to the indians
>>738184373steam being open is not enough, you tech illiterate zoomer faggotyou have to add every fucking emulator and pirated to steam for the piece of shit controller to workimagine being cuck enough to actually do that
I already have a controller for my PC.
>>738194656>make sure to add 110 dollars right now! or 125 if your sales tax is really high>>738194743>who has sales tax that high that's crazyLOL
>>738194820It's ok anon, I'll add another purchase to spot you. /our/ guy Gaben needs it.
>>738183363Buy an ad
>>738194820Same. My Dualsense still works, and I don’t have enough reason to buy another controller.
I'm ready, anons. I hope I don't miss it
almost 1 hour left....
>>738193858Yes, I will.Gonna cry?
>>738194820does it have trackpads tho
>>738194743Louisiana has 10% but 99 x 1.10 is still less than 110 so just add 110
>>738186848the old man who cut me off in traffic was a tranny too
>>738195019Doubtful. Probably doesn't even have gyro because xboxSeriously can't get over that xbox still don't have gyro. Sad
>>738194881This but unironically, Valve is the only company I want to give my money, I am buying the controller just so I don't have to give anyone else my moneyYes I am choosing to spend $50 extra just to deprive hard working men andb woman of microslop of $50 they rightfully deserve more out of petty spite and racismThis is economic terrorism
>>738194002not the ones without hall effect triggers, the fucks wear out after a year of use
convince me to buy twoi already got 100 loaded up in balance from selling some tf2 items
>>738195214Based Consoomer voting with his wallet. Tim Sweeney cucks and Commies can keep sneeding, I for one hope Gabe gets enough for another vacation home in New Zealand, and I say this without any irony.
>>738195019tbf if he's gaming on pc, the track pads aren't too useful because you can use mouse/keyboard for those games instead. trying to use controllers for pc games is such a consolebab refugee mindset.
buying at least 5yall have fun paying triple on ebay
>>738195220how much would it be plus tax/ NY state Tax?
Bready.
>>738195413>you can use mouse/keyboardI don't want to carry a mouse and keyboard with me while walking around and gaming fuck offWhole point of a controller is mobility.
>>738195214basedAt least Gabe does medical and environmental research with the money. Not exactly like old-school rich people, but close enough.
>>738195220If the battery life and durability of the controller is as promised the only real reason you'd need a second one was if you have a friend IRL you wanted to play with. People who can make $100 selling 'some' of their tf2 items don't have friends anon.
>>738195505It's like $108-$109.
>south america is steam's 3rd or 4th largest market>doesn't release it thereMakes no sense>but muh shipping costsJust let me pay for it then
I'll buy it and already added the funds to make sure I don't have problems with this fucking processMy problem with this controller is haptics.I don't know why they even fucking bother besides the touchpads. There's like a total of 5 games that support steam haptics. The rest is just dogshit. It's the same bullshit vibration, it may be better quality, but it's not going to be dualsense haptics on supported games. I'm not going to have a Death Stranding steam controller experience.If Steam doesn't actively force developers to use their bullshit I don't see a point to this.
>>738195220Just buy 1, retardWhy would you want to be convinced to buy a second one if you dont need it
should I add steam funds to my account? would that make the process go through faster? it knows my paypal by default
>>738195102It's very troglodyte of them. Gyro could be a standard but it isn't precisely because of them. You have a lot of multiplatform titles that would just have accessible gyro without going like "well there's this one platform where we can't just enable this".
>>738195641>pay the shipping>it doesn't make it to your house because some huezilian steals it>you get bitchy and they have to send another at their own cost
>>738195625mean!it would be to play with my girlfriend and my friendshad some of them over for a board game night the other week
>>738195684It won't have to do a handshake with paypal, so yes, it'll be faster because it's one less step in the process, and, crucially, one less external connection it needs to make.
>>738183531saaars...
why would anyone pay for gyro and touuchpad gimmicks?fucking worthless meme tech
>>738184969>>738185012This design is atrocious.Almost as bad as the fucking Godot mascot.
>>738195684I already had some issues that I think I would have prevented in the past by just doing that.
>>738195676it would be for multiplayer obviouslything is i already have two switch pro controllers ive been using for that
>>738195721And its frankly sad because in 360 era they WERE a very serious leader in many regards....the downfall is deserved.
>>738184440I wonder what the actual percentage of people like this that pretend they're some off the grid anti-Steam fag that refuse to download or boot up anything and only get DRM free zips when they want to play games actually do that.My guess is 3 out of every 40-50 posters like these.
>>738183867>>738183875>>738183887saaars redeem chart pls >>738195851
>>738195220The fuck do you need two for? One for you, one for your hooker?
DON'T FORGET TO ADD ENOUGH TO COVER SHIPPING BROS!$99 + tax + shipping
>>738184440>uses windows>complains about proprietary softwaredumb tranny faggot
>>738187980gonna jump into helldivers and test out how shit the d-pad is first hand
>>738184440but you have windows installed, fucking idiot
>sells for near $200 here as it's an import45 minutes to go.. do I buy one in hopes that it's sold out for the next year and becomes worth $300?
>>738195220Buy one so there's more stock for the rest of us.
>>738190441Why do you keep posting this edit? It's weird.
>>738195952Fuck do you mean shippingIt's free because otherwise I will maul these faggots
how much is shipping? i just checked my steamdeck order which had free shipping (europe)
>>738184440The post that exposed /v/ as a den of hypocrites and vipers. If this was any other company besides Valve, you guys would be shitting all over them.
>>738195918i dont like calling her thatits rude and i dont pay her to spend time with me>>738195982i probably will, i might end up getting the steam machine bundle with another controller when that drops in 10 years
>>738196030It's hardware, it's not a digital video game like you are used to buying from themOf course they have to ship it, and that's not free
>>738196119But when I ordered my deck shipping was free
>>738183363>Not available for your regionAaaaaaa
>>738196067i remember the original had surprise shipping costs...but then again that was back when they were getting rid of them for $1 lol
>>738196150>>738196119>>738196030>>738195952
>>738187195does the ps5 controller really only work for 6 hours?
>>738188203Depending on the APM of whatever game you play but yes. Turning off the gimmicks in the system/controller settings adds up more time but not by much.
>>738196174gonna add another 10€ just in case
>>738196174i feel like such a bonehead for not paying the 15-20 dollar shipping to swedeni still kinda want a steam link
>>738196187So yeah, it's free
>>738186581That's definitely a "G". Great folx at Valve!
>>738195998Because I think its funny, I know its stupid. Honestly no other reason. I probably won't bother posting it anymore after today.
>>738193960Are you on the smaller side? The angle of the Xbox's grips are ergonomic as fuck for me, helps keep the wrists from bending too much.
>>738196284thats what the image says yeah
>>738195779Well as long as they'll actually use the extra buttons, gyro, trackpads. Otherwise id just grab an 8bitdo ultimate 2, I don't think most guests are going to be playing the types of games that warrant have that level of control or customization.
How long until 8BitDo makes a knockoff of this controller with 4 trackpads
wow this controller is horrible guys don't buy it, I won't
how many months will shipping take?
>>738196354main selling point for me is honestly the puckim sick to fucking death of bluetooth on windows
How long until 8bitdo makes a knockoff of this controller with lovesense
What makes it worth 100$
>>738184013People are lazy and want a prebuilt pc for that
Valve was willing to accept a loss or very thin profit margins on the Deck just to make handheld PC gaming a thing. Now they have the opportunity to do the same thing for living room PC gaming, yet they decide to charge a huge premium for their controller and almost certainly for the SM as well. Why are they doing this? Did they not learn their lesson ten years ago?
>>738195863I have to agree. There's something intrinsically repulsive about it.
>>738196487$99 for a modern controller with new features is not a huge premium
volvo pls
>>738195851>penis: inspectedHeavy kek
>>738196487why do Sony and Microsoft get away with charing $150-200 for their controllers that have extrea features?why does Nintendo get away with their shitty $100 controllers?
>>738196461Dude stop asking questions like this and just buy it.
>>738196487controller is 100 bucks to keep the steam machine lowtrust the plan
>>738196487>a huge premiumIt's the same price as the old one accounting for real inflation. Honestly, a little cheaper based on meat, egg, and housing prices.
>>738196461>lets you bring KB&M games to the couch>has sticks that, in theory, shouldn't wear out and drift>has gyro so you can leave aim assist behind in the past>extra buttons on the back>low latencyif none of that interests you then you're better off with an inexpensive xbox controller
>>738196314Is it a reference to something? I don't get it. If it's funny to you, please don't let me ruin your fun.
>>7381964598bitdo has a charging cradle that auto syncs just like the puck does. I get having uniformity makes the setup cleaner its really up to you how much you wanna spend/waste.
>According to a famous leaker named Moore's Law is Dead, the Steam Machine would cost between $600 and $650.
>>738196784That would be reasonable, considering the price of consoles
>>738196487>Did they not learn their lesson ten years ago?Are you seriously referencing early steam machine,??? Yes they learned... and applied it to steam input... learned from that... applied to steam deck....learned from that, applied to steam controller... will learn from this, apply to steam machine.Steam had an impeccable track record of improvement, xbox and sony and Nintendo have a track record of greed and stupidity.
>>738196487Since the steam machine is a computer, they're afraid if they thin the profit margins too much it would just make too much sense for non-gaming use cases especially at business scale to just buy them up.
I have zero respect for anyone who buys one of these.
>>738196784When I was listing Steam Machine pricing timelines, $600, with controller, was my "Gabe saves Christmas" timeline.
>>738196459The puck is shit. I wish you could mount it to the side of a desk, at least.
>>738195549>not wanting to use the better control schemeyeah, console pleb that swapped to pc after xbox or playstation imploded lol.
>>738196201yes although I dont know why. You could say its all the extra shit they shove in but Steam Controller has twice the features and lasts as long as a regular controller
>>738196870nothing is stopping you from buying some double sided tape or 3m pads
>>738196870I mean you can, you just won't be able to easily charge
>>738196858Just buy it retard
Don't think, buy and consume product.
>>738183531Xinput is trash
>>738196365nobody ever made a knockoff of the original steam controller trackpads
>>738196914I mean I want to mount the controller vertically instead of taking up desk space forever. A cord would literally be better.
God forbids a man to spend $99 on his hobby once in a while
>>738196487>yet they decide to charge a huge premium for their controllerits 10 more dollars than a regular controller
>>738196962its magnetic, so it would hold it probably
>>738196779thinking im sticking with one for now i have heard good stuff about 8bitdo so i might look into that>>738196870its literally exactly what i want, but thats just me
>le epic couch gamingI can never tell if you people are trolling or you're just fat. Who the fuck plays vidya while slouching on their couch? How do you not fall asleep?
>>738196784yea a handfull of 256gb versions that'll be sold out in seconds then 850 for the 2tb
>>738196758>Is it a reference to something?Lurk more.
>>738196870I guess the point is you can grab it and hook it to the controller very quickly to play "wired" while it's charging
>>738196923This is quite literally the opposite thing.
>>738196784>According to a famous leaker named Moore's Law is Dead, the Steam Machine would cost between $600 and $650.The whole appeal of the Steam Machine is that its an entry level PC, price is literally everything for this thing and Valve knows that. If you start getting up in the 800 dollar range people will start asking "Why not just invest in an actual PC at that point?", it needs to be cheap enough to be an impulse buy for normalfags after a paycheck
>>738196962There's literally a cord pre-packaged with it, what the fuck do you want?
30 more minutes bros…
>>738196923based
>>738196995>how do you not fall asleep on your couchfatass detected
>>738183363Some of you consumerniggers are hilarious. If you need a new controller I can see why you'd choose this. But if you already own a decent controller, what tangible benefit does this one provide that will meaningfully improve your vidya experience?
>>738197090i just want da frame i want to get into vr already
>>738196758Look in Midna threads and you'll see.
>>738197090My elite controller died a few months back and I need a new one. This has more buttons than everything else.
>>738197090>what tangible benefit does this one provide that will meaningfully improve your vidya experienceMore games will be playable in the living room.
>>738197090>shill spills his spaghetti over fears of customers no longer buying his owner's slop
>>738196617lets see if the shipping is free like it was for deck. I paid 8 euro for the first controller (and my friend paid 12)
>>738197058>30 more minutes bros…Well close. 30 minutes the 28 minutes after that with things not working every time you try to order and you yelling at your screen
>>738196995if you've been a pc gamer for life you really should try couch gamingshit is comfy as fuck
>>738197146Can't wait to spam that button and pray. Thanks Valve!
I'm probably the only person buying the controller because I like the controller layout. Its basically the staamdeck on a controller. I dont even use trackpads that often cause Im lazy
>>738197090The bluetooth to PC connection is a disaster on my xbox controller and I don't understand why. I want a non bluetooth or wired controller.
>>738196987>regularFirst party scam controllers that drift within weeksPCfags have been using goodmorninggamesir and tranny8do for years and they will continue doing so because the gabe controller is overpriced
>>738197146page is still snappy so servers aren't overloaded yet atleast
>>738197181what controller?
>>738197090my wii u pro controller is starting to show its age, especially with how much I've had to increase the deadzones
>>738197181Bluetooth is always a disaster, you should never use it.
>>738196884>>not wanting to use the better control schemeNo dude, steam controller IS THE BETTER control scheme.I know you guys can't get it through your thick heads, but I LITERALLY WANT to use the steam controller over mouse and keyboard sometimes.People who never fucked with steam input literally can't comprehend this can they???Perfect example, stalker, fucking pain on keyboard, too much shit. This? Comfy maxing
>>738197146>implying there’s a huge demandlol
>>738197176I'm glad the sticks aren't offset like an xbox controller
>>738197236gamesar
>>738197236SAR
>>738197187Cool shit Pedro, where's the grip sensors on the ate shit though
>>738197217A standard xbox one controller. It loses connection a lot. I can't stand it.
the truth is only a handful of tech geeks are drooling to get this controller...
>>738197090My 8bitdo is great for my Deck, but it lacks trackpads for when I play Civ or Taimanin Squad. The Steam controller has trackpads and I trust Valve.
>>738197251>People who never fucked with steam input literally can't comprehend this can they???its the great NPC filterbig reason why Steam Controller OG failed alongside the patent trolls
blueballs > bluetooth
Damn it's been 10 years ?
>>738197298just like only a handful of tech geeks bought a steam deck/
>>738197115Got it, so it's a reference to some gaping porn or some shit. I'm not into imps/goblin or shortstacks unless it's dwarven women so I never check those threads.
>>738197334true, no one of my friend know what a steam deck is
>>738197305if your deck is docked why not just use a M+KB?
>>738197298Yeah, thats the whole point. Did you think it was trying to replace every other cheaper controller on the market?
>>738197305>taimanin squadkek caught me off guard
it will sell a gabeillion units
>>738197364Pretty much, yeah.
>>738197294you are probably also getting fucked over by the firmware on the controller itself being outdated.your bluetooth drivers might also be outdated.not sure how you would update said firmware.
>>738197289I don't know, where's the xinput, turbo button, AA battery slot, native android + switch compatibility and analog/dpad toggle button in the gabe controller? Those chink manufacturers are just going to make superior ripoffs soon.
>>738197306Having higher intelligence is blessing and curse isn't it? Sigh ..at least I can use this to filter dumbasses
>>738197176having trackpads for even lazier web browsing is a key charm point for the steam controller
>>738197251>No dude, steam controller IS THE BETTER control scheme.what a fucking retarded shill. keyboard+mouse is better for the majority of games, we have spent DECADES saying this but valve releases a controller and suddenly controllers are finally better than keyboard and mouse? yeah, no. keyboard+mouse has way more keybinds and mouse is still the best way to move cameras and to aim. go back to consoles, you belong there.
FIRST GAME YOU'LL PLAY WITH THE 'ECK ?
>>738183876Thank you for your pasta, sir.
>>738197512I remember using an xbox controller remapped with xmapper just for browsing the internet from bed. Nowadays we just have our phones or tablets.
im buying it because I must consoom. Fuck niggers
>>738197473>xinputsaaaar >>738195851>batteryeasier to get reliable flat battery design to fit, shill>saaar make it work with my phone "natively"your phone would need to have drivers shipped with its OS.>saaar make it work with switch "natively"the only thing that natively works with a switch are the controllers nintendo makes.everything else emulates it
>>738197582>FIRST GAME YOU'LL PLAY WITH THE 'ECK ?games?
>>738197517>Having to claw fuck the keyboard to walk forward, strafe, lean, and crouch all at once is better than tilting joystick, holding bumper, and holding left trigger.Despite being a gamer I don't ENJOY fucking arthritis
>>738197582
>>738197473>xinputObsolete garbage.>turbo buttonWith Steam input, ANY button can be a turbo button with whatever rate you want.>AA battery slotObsolete garbage.>native android + switch compatibilityIrrelevant meme platforms.>analog/dpad toggle buttonHuh? What's that?
real question is, are we going to get ick on ontroller?
>>738197608there was a brief moment where I got to experience using the 360 controller with keypad on win 7, going to be nice to have that convenience and more again.
>>738195863Trve, it'd be better if you just had sex with the controller itself instead of some ugly humanization of it
>>738197473>where's the xinputOn steam input, just emulate it>turbo buttonAssign any button to do that, you have plenty of em>AA battery slotNo need, the battery can be easily replaced (isn't even wired)>Native android + switch compatibilityIt's the steam controller, not nintendo's, why can't I use your switch controller natively on my PS5?>Analog/dpad toggle buttonAgain, just assign a button to do exactly that kind of toggle if you want, not hard to do
FISTEEN MORE MINUTES!!!!!
>>738197371>true, no one of my friend know what a steam deck isAll your friends are normalfags, this makes you the pity friend you know the loser they talk about to make themselves feel better about themselvesI bet they forget to invite you to events and intentionally exclude you
>>738197582Civ V
>>738197740I was thinking cunt on cont', though that would require a woman to post on 4chan.
I have a feeling the servers are going to brick when it goes live and it's going to change from coming soon to sold out in my region.
>>738197825its fine
>>738197867reckon you'll survive, it's only a controller
For all this "the steam controller is shit" and "it's too pricey" sure there's a fuckton of people worried about getting theirs
i have to shit
>>738197473Xinput is microslop proprietary dogshit, Android gaming is a meme, I don't care about console compatibility on the STEAM controller, and >analog/dpad toggle buttonWhat the fuck are you even talking about? a hotkey to make the stick a dpad? You can just bind that using Steam input retard-san.
>>738197697if you grew up playing pc games, it'd be second nature. that's why i'm saying that your opinion is of someone that didn't grow up playing 10,000 hours of pc games and played on controllers on consoles instead. if you ever played a game like ff14, it's very common to see controller players swap to mouse and keyboard because it's flat out better and their friends convince them to because it's a huge performance increase for the player. many of them can't handle the learning curve and give up and go back to controller.
>Steam Wallet: Funded>Cart: Added>Frame: Two more weeksit's time
>>738197373Dock is for a TV on the other side of my room, I don't got a table for a KB+M.
>>738197739>>738197795While I do disagree on the AA battery slot on a principle, charging the controller with the puck and it having 37+ battery life makes that insignificant. Plus changing the battery is a 15 minute job.
>>738197962>>Frame: Two more weeksproofs?
BUT WHAT ABOUT THE MACHIIINE??? I WANT MY STEAM MACHIINE, GAABE
>>738197517It entirely depends on the types of games you play. If you're playing a 3D platformer or racing game, keyboard inputs aren't really better. You're missing analog movement.
>>738198016trust the plan
>>738198016just trust the plan
>>738197675>the only thing that natively works with a switch are the controllers nintendo makes.>everything else emulates itDon't care, it works. Fuck off with your retarded semantics nigger
>>738197972fair enough
>>738197582Onee-chan no Yuuwaku
What if the demand isn't actually that high, the servers do just fine, and it doesn't immediately sell out?
10 minutes. Remember to keep your cart page open
>>738198053>SAAAR STOP EXPOSING MY LIESnope :)
>>738198093then everyone but scalpers win
>>738198093Floppa
>>738198094How do I add it to cart? I don't see the option, just coming soon.
>>738198093that would be nice but why would anything nice ever happen
>>738197974In any case again, doesn't matter.Taking the controller apart is as easy as most third party ones (that is, easier than first party controllers). 7 screws and the back pops out.The battery is not wired, it's not behind the board, it's not awkwardly placed, you can just fucking take it out like an old phone with replaceable batteries.The only issue I'd see with this is getting the battery replacements.
>>738198053Okay, how do I use a DuelSense 5 with my Switch? Explain in detail.
>>738198094do I just spam the 'continue to payment' button once it hits 10 or what?
>>738198094>10 minutes. Remember to keep your cart page openHow are you adding it to your cart at all?
>>738198085>VNplease change and grow as a person clicking cant be that fun
>>738198158Ideally yes. Good luck!!! You'll need it!!!
>>738198142happened with the OLED steamdeck. The scalpers even tried their best to buy out all the LE ones but it took months.
>>738197517That's pretty much where we're at now. Precise aiming and quick flicking for fps is a solved problem thanks to gyro+flickstick/track pads. Loads of binds and combination inputs are a solved issue thanks to back buttons and button chords and trackpad mapping. You can fit it all on a steam deck/controller. Hell I just did a cozy hl2 playthrough with an 8bitdo and had everything at a single press popping headshots with ease. No joke, having crouch and jump on the back paddles feels more natural than control+shift+space commands. Console players don't care about this, its the pc scene that cares. We're just hoping the console manufacturers take notice so games on pc support this out the gate.
>>738198163>>738190153basically you can ping the steam API to add it to your cart, just cant purchase it yet. Give you a big head start
>>738198024the trackpads add nothing in that case though, any regular controller will do. imo that's the issue with the steam controller, it's a stopgap between 2 different input methods but if you're playing a platformer then the track pads don't matter. if you're playing an fps game, then mouse and keyboard is better. it's a jack of all trades controller, because the real estate taken up by track pads is potentially a detriment if you're playing games where you don't even use them.
>>738198189I love when scalpers suffer.
Damn it. Imc too busy beating my meat to 'P rn.
Let's say they have 400000 units. Less than 0.1 percent now online on steam will be able to preorder.It won't flop if the short stock.
>>738198156Exactly. Good job grouping the shitty gaben controller with those other shitty first party controllers.I will wait for the 8bitdo version with trackpads for just 25% the price, that one will just work™
what's a good controller if I only care about a high quality d-pad and extra buttons?pretty much im thinking of getting the steam controller, then a separate controller for emulation and d-pad heavy games
>>738198286you got 5 minutes
>>738198294What makes you think more than 0.1% want the controller and can afford it thoughThere's a lot of SEA monkeys over there and people living in countries where they cannot order the damn thing anyways
Jesus, and I thought people were exaggerating when they called steamfags a cult.
I just want one, please. Gaben.
>>738183363Five more minutes!!!!>>738198256Back buttons for FPS for gyro and trackpads as macros and misc buttons for RTS and MMOs.
>>738198360>0.1% want the controller and can afford it thoughYouTube views actually.
>>738198307xbox elite
>>738198303Okay. Nobody cares, you were always allowed to do that.
>>738183363Convince me to buy one. I have money to spend, but I see no advantage of using this controller over my wired 360 controller
>>738198307a fight stick
My wallet is ready
>>738198303>pads won't work>will break in a month like the triggers
THREE (3) MORE MINUTES!!!!!!!
Is this not stickied?
>>738198448If you won't use the touch pad then it isn't worth it.
>>738198448I'll kiss you with tongue
>>738198448>Convince me to buy one.no
>>738198448You're already aware of what it does, what it has and probably seen every use of every extra gimmickIf that's not convincing you nobody here is going to convince you.
>>738198186thanks anon, i just made meatballs and you were cool so i'm saving you some!!!
>>738198479how are people putting it in cart already
>>738198303you'll need to wait until the third revision until it stops being dogshit
>>738198448>Convince me to buy one.Gabe needs the money
>>738198448Feel free to pass. More stock for the rest of us.
>>738197517With steam input its trivial to bind hundreds of inputs to a controller. You can do the same on a keyboard, but you would also need an external program to do it. Gyro is more intuitive to aim at 3d objects moving in space. You just point the controller at what you are trying to aim at and it just works (assuming the gyro is good, which its usually not outside of DS5 and Alpakka).
>>738198536steamdb has a add to cart button
>>738198536steam elite subscription
ITS LIVE
>>738198536>>738190153
>>738191860Thanks anon, just did
>>738197956Its second nature to break your hands???Then lets also consider many keyboards have a simultaneous input limit. Say I'm walking forward, strafing, crouching, and sprinting mid crouch, and want to use my flashlight too. Thats 5 fucking keys, and if my keyboard literally can only parse 4 keys at once I LITERALLY CANNOT FUCKING DO IT!!!EVEN IF you want to call it a skil issue, it's a hardware issue too, and I'm not spending 100$ on a keyboard that will STILL BREAK MY HAND.Piss off you insufferable uneducated, unwashed shill.
ITS UP
I've decided I don't need this. I already have the perfect controller.
>>738198410yeah but check it out: mouse for fps and keyboard for all the buttons in rts and mmos. on consoles, players get banned for using things that allow you to use keyboard and mouse against controller players in fps games. it's a REALLY big difference, having to use gyro and track pads is like that meme of the guy jumping through 20 hoops for something someone else is easily accomplishing(in this case, using keyboard and mouse)
>>738198361Name a single company that treats it's customers better, I'll wait.
ONE MINUTE
got one. fuck you scalper bot niggers they opened early
>>738198452you know that wouldn't be a terrible idea if they weren't loud as fuck and potentially very expensive
Nice
SECURED
IT'S UP RESTART YOUR STEAM CLIENT ITS UP
>>738198016a bunch of shipment manifests to Valve with the classification game console. Most people think its Steam Machine related, but consoles have way higher tariffs than computers, so it's likely the frame. About 100k units going by the weight.
STEAM PLZ
>>738198361>no fun allowed
I GOT IT
I got one.
>>738198670
>no newsfuck valve
nigger
>>738198696I got this for 10 seconds but it went through eventually, thank god.
>>738198696mine just went through, scared for a minute there
>>738198631>name a single rapist that treats his victims better ill wait
>>738198439Just like how nobody in your echo chamber cares about xinput. Most people do care about those nitpicks you faggot>>738198548Considering that the steam controller is basically reusing the same concept as the stem deck's control method, you also had to wait for the 3rd revision for it to stop being shit faggot LOL>>738198485ok and why wouldn't the same happen with the steam controller you shill? >muh premium qualityThe shitty $200 snoy controller is infamous for breaking
>>738198696GAAAAAAAAAAABE
>>738198708LOL FFS
>>738184542>I miss old /v/yeah like old /v/ wasn't filled with obnoxious platform and tribal niggertry as well.Old /v/ just had less retard culture war shit but so did the internet in general.
EHEHEHEHHEHEHENo shipping cost either
I was able to buy it 3 minutes early. Eat shit scalper niggers.
ITS OVER
Got mine. Best of luck guys
>>738198735If you CC is already saved to the system then just click your CC again. I had the same issue.
Bros.
>>738198696keep spamming, youll get througb
wtf is this shit
FUCK OFF
welp, it crashed even in the app. not getting one now
>>738198696>>738198735>>738198752>they didn't add points beforehandshiggy diggy
got it early, ez
GOT IT
>>738198529Something gyroscope & touch pads. I've never played a game that even supports those as far as i know? what are some games or situations in which the Steam controller is nice to have over a basic controller?
>>738198745>retarded shill cannot comprehend a non-shit controller made to be easy and cheap to repairpoor, stupid pajeet :)
got mine niggas
>>738198618no it's 100% a skill issue, people have been pc gaming their entire lives without "breaking their hands". stop making excuses to justify buying a superfluous product that does nothing unless you're a consolebab.
>There seems to have been an error initializing or updating your transaction. Please wait a minute and try again or contact support for assistance.FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK
>added money to wallet beforehand>still getting this error
>>738198745>Most people do care about those nitpicks you faggotBased on what I've personally seen the standards of the average person are so unbelievably low that calling them cattle is an understatement.
How does this happen every fucking time?They're so incompetent I think I'm not buying it. Fuck it.
get a steam controllerget 2
THANK YOU GABE
Holy fuck how many people are trying to get this controller god damn
THE FUCK WAS THE POINT OF ADDING MONEY TO MY WALLET IF THEY STILL WANT MY BILLING ADDRESS FUUUUUUCK
>>738198824>cultist mashing F5 to buy it right awayok shit eater
>they're not waiting for the inevitable salefirst day on steam?
>>738198780THANK YOU ANON, NEARLY SHIT MYSELF
bros I can't believe gaben is flying out to my house to deliver my steam controller personally. what should I say to him?
If youre getting the yellow error just keep spamming it, youll get through. I got mine in.
>not even a minute goes by>already scalpedYou literally cannot hat these "people" enough
Literally the nanaosecond it ticked over I F5 and the store still fucking crashes AGHHHHHHH
>>738198618this is bait lolbought my controller
Guys... now that it's out I'm not too sure I want it anymore
How are they STILL this incompetent?
>>738198949but theres a buy limit of 2 and you need a verified steam account...
AAAAAAAACK!
>a shop that doesnt let you buy things
>>738198780This worked, bless you anon
Got one bros. It was EZ PZ, I'll give you all my HOT opinions when it gets here next week.
I had to spam that shit
>>738198932I need a good controller.
>>738198932Its steam deck all over again. I'm not even mad, the anti sc shills are looking like cock gobbling faggots right now.
See it in purchase history but steam wallet still full.Hehe free controller thanks gabe you a real one.
>>738198949People aren't going to buy scalped Steam controllers, wait a month or 2 and buy them on discount.
>the badge of a third-worlder
>>738198958The controller was actually up at least a minute and a half early.>>738198989Won't stop people reselling them for an easy 50% profit.
>>738198949*HATEfucking HATE these people>>738198989We have
>>738198820Any shooter. Gyro aiming is godly.
>>738198863>>738198795>>738198792>>738198768
>>738190441sauce of Midna.
>>738198780>keep spammingcan confirm this works, had to do it like 50 times ty
>>738198942Hand him and bowl of boild eggs then say:"th- thanks... you too."
GAAAAAAABEE
Thanks for 404ing, suckers
I CAN'T BUY ITT
>>738199003Good idea. Friday everyone should have a steam controller thread, just posting layouts and shit
>Estimated Delivery Date:>3-5 Business DaysI hope this comes Friday for me
PAY STATUS: PIGGED
>>738199000Don't worry bro, I'll sell it to you for $200
>>738198943Not falling for this again, I spammed it for my 'eck and it temp banned me
>>738198696I was at the checkout at 11:58 my time and still fucking got this
>>738199064LET ME FUCKING BUY IT
Spamming it worked lets go SteamGODs
>>738199000works on my machine
STOP THE STEAL
I got one bros, I cant wait.>>738199089https://files.catbox.moe/9mb76f.png
keep spamming bros you'll get in
>Kept mashing like a retard even before 1pm hit>Goes through at like 12:58>Immediately crashes afterwardsThank the geniuses that mentioned the steam wallet + cart trick
WINAR JUST KEEP SPAMMING BROS ITLL GO THROUGH EVENTUALLY
>>738199032i'm white af and just got it
yeah just spam confirm you'll get it eventually
>>738198780Thanks for that, I thought there was an actual issue with the account or something. I managed to get one.
>>738199058FPS without mouse...? Idk about that
Are you guys stupid?I'm on my 4th order already its not that difficult
SPAMMING WORKSSPAMMING WORKS
>>738198943This actually worked thank you>>738199036>The controller was actually up at least a minute and a half early.Those faggots lied to me!
>>738199013Same, it froze for a second and I thought it was joever but then I got to the payment screen and all was well
>Almost been up for 10 minutes>Still not sold outI think it's more the servers shitting themselves than the thing selling out.
SPAMMING ISN'T WORKING
>>738199036>The controller was actually up at least a minute and a half early.yup, I got it earlyyou snooze you loose >>738199198I'll be the judge of thatpost hand
>>738199127my Deck took a full week after ordering it on a Monday to get delivered to the UK despite it saying 3 - 5 business days, so I guess they dispatch the day after ordering making the 5th business day carry over the weekend
this is terrible
>>738199295Valve never learns. Didnt Silksong also crash steam?
>still getting the fucking errorit's over for me, isn't it?
SPAM MOOOOOOOAR
SPAMMING WORKED
I FUCKIN GOT IT ANOONS LET'S GOOOO
>>738198780LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOTHANKYOU BRO
Bros... now that the order's secured, I feel so empty
Am i safe? Its in history and got the purchase complete bar but processed payment still unchecked and no email confirmation.
>>738198679okay I am trusting the plan
>>738199370its not sold out yet on the page, never give up!
I had it in my cart too and got the retarded message but I'm also confirming that spamming it got the order through
Mashing F5 so that you faggots can't buy it >:)I don't even want the damn brick
>>738198780thank you friend
You retards know they're sitting on millions of the fucking things at this point, right?
SPAM TO WIN SPAM TO WIN
>>738199392I got the email instantly. You might be fucked lil bro
>>738199417want to explain to the class why you have this image saved on your computer?
>spamming is likely causing the errors>spamming is the only way to fight against the errors
>>738198780it's already sold out retards.
>>738199392>and no email confirmationIt's over lil broyou ain't getting one
>>738199440Good, I wanted one.
>>738199326Same, I was clicking around once every 40ish seconds starting 5 minutes before since these things go live a little early sometimes. ez get
I AM THE ULTIMATE ONE (with a Steam Controller). That was a fun few minutes.
bros why did I just waste £85 on a controller? I don't even need a new one.
>>738199467>he doesn't knowlol
After spamming the button exactlt 732 times, it worked
>pay with card>error message>add funds to wallet>error message WHAT THE FUCK DO I DO
>>738199467are you suggesting the image is arousing for you?
SPAMMING WORKSTHANK YOU>>738198780
Man, I can't justify the price
>>738199427>vivian
GIGACHAD WHERE ARE YOU? YOU CAN BUY IT NOW!
>>738199535I bought 3 different controllers in the last month and I still bought a steam controller
>>738199346to be fair, Silksong crashed Steam, Xbox, Playstation, and Nintendo's servers
>spamming worked>got my shit locked in after like 8 minutes of tryinghell yes but fuck you for the sales tax MD
How long are you guys waiting inbetween spam clicking? It's not working for me.
>>738199535I'm tired of using a chink rechargeable battery pack with my xbox controller, that's my excuse.
>>738199535for me personally, i'm sitting on a bunch of money without much to spend it on and i don't want to just waste it on more games i'm not gonna play (i already have a very large steam library) or gacha pullsi also already know i like the layout and control scheme because i have a steam deck as well
Keep spamming bros, let them know they need to fix their fucking shit servers with your money
>>738198780Literally spammed for like 5 minutes straight. Just go to app and keep trying to place the order
>>738199574I have a perfectly fine purple 8bitdo Ultimate 2 and I STILL wanted the SC
ALRIGHTI NEED ALL YOU WAREHOUSE PAJEET ILLEGALS TO START SHIPPING>*CRACKS WHIP*SHIP SHIP SHIPSHIP SHIP SHIP
I got in, had to go to my PC to spam more effectively
Spamming isn't working for me, it's been ten minutes non stop...
>OUT OF STOCKLOOKS LIKE YOU MISSED OUT AHAHA
>>738199569FUCKING SPAMMING IT WON'T LET ME THROUGH GABEN YOU NIGGER
>>738183363Only on 4chan will a thread about buying shit and making it your identity hit 700 posts
>>738199535kek same, can you use the track pad to aim in games like RE4? That's what I want to do
>>738199681Keep trying, it took me a good 5 minutes and I almost lost hope
>>738199663Pajeets dont work werehouse, latinos, blacks and white trash do
>>738199687Based html editor
>>738199687I-It's a shitty controller anyway...
>50€ pending in walletVALVEEEEEEEEEEEE
I didn't even want your dumb controller
>still hasn't shippedbros is it over?
>>738199535such is life anon, such is life.
>bought OG steamdeck without problems>got the steam controller without hiccups I have the mandate of heaven when it comes to consooming
I got lucky with the steam controller but the steam machine is going to be a bloodbath...
WTF GABE????
>>738199689PAIN
>>738199629about 1-2 seconds. took me 10 minutes but got there eventually. have faith anon.
I CAN'T BREATHE or buy
>>738199781i care about da frame
>>738199789Gabe said fuck leaves
SPAM HARDERPULL UP THE LADDER BEHIND US BROTHERS
what the fuck am I supposed to do with this now
>>738199781I'll let you have that one. I'm already a 5090 gigachad
>steam controller isnt sol dout after 15 minutes>people still trying to scalp them on ebaylol
Got it done after spamming for 15 minutes.
>>738199832zerorangerdead end aegis
>>738199832https://store.steampowered.com/app/2870710/Pih/
I didnt get charged sales tax even in Commiefornia what do I do with $10?
>>738199751they won't ship until the end of tomorrow if it's anything like ordering a Deck
>>738199781it won't be once people see the pricei guarantee you everyone in this thread already has a competent rig
Fuck everyone who recommended steam wallet that shit is pending even after going through the transaction
>>738199687It's still available for me, might be a local issue for (You)
>>738199242Try it. The thing is that people assume that gyro must always be on: not quite. Aim as normal with sticks and activate gyro just for precise movements.
O_O
Thank you :)
I think to avoid getting it sold out this is intentional. It's like you must pass some sort of trial to get there.
>>738199909think about how worse it would be if you didnt have money in your wallet. Your bank would lock your account from all the spamming
>Workingdo i refresh the page?
>>738199927it's based on how much money you've spent on steam, alongside the age of your account.
>>738199832but another controller? Why the fuck did you add so much to you account fund >>738199781no it won't, it's going to be x3 the price of a PS5 for outdated hardware
Steam saars?
>>738199629I didn't wait. I just spammed for minute straight. But I didn't F5. I just kept spamming
>>738199745same. I wasn't planning on buying it, but I got caught up in the fomo and bought one the second it releasedi'll concede, gaben's elite shills have won this battle>>73819983240 copies of one way heroics
>>738199926holyshit did you spend 3000+ bucks on steam vidya?
>estimated delivery date got bumped upYou did get one from the first batch, right?
AAA IM SORRY GABEN ILL NEVER BUY FROM SUSSY KEYSITES EVER AGAIN I PROMISE
sure gabe
>>738200050its true wtf
Bros...?
>>738200050oh this one's realfuck i wanted it this week
>continue>there seems to have been an error...>continue>there seems to have been an error...>continue>there seems to have been an error...
>>738199984It still took me some fucking time and a lot of spamming with 18 years and a lot of money spent (alongside a fucking OLED deck)I need to talk to the fat fuck for a moment, he needs some serious talking
>>738200038I spent less than that
>>738200050Neat that they had a second batch ready.
>>738199909are you being retarded and confusing "processing" for the order as meaning pending for the payment?
uh bros ?
>>738200101sorry he can't hear you from his yacht (parked inside his larger yacht)
>>738200038Check THIS out
WTF that was fast
>>738200050Oh fuck its over
>>738200050Still 3-5 days for me
>>738200086
>>738200086rip in peace canucks
>>738200086F
>>738200050>friend didnt respond to my message to buy onewell guess hes fucked
>>738199879
>>738200165I envy you so much you fag
>>738200050NOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooo
>>738200165Damn, it's already in my house. How did it get here?
>>738200156HOLY SHITits real
>>738200163WHY DID YOU REDEEM MAAM?!
>>738200086>Was an autist mashing the button so much that I got my order in at 12:58>Even if there is a queue I'm probably near the front of it Nothing to fear surely...
Holy shit a steam controller just flew over my house!
>>738198780This is the path.
>got throughThank you for letting me buy it GabeN. I'm sorry I called you fat. I didn't really mean it.
>>738200165Tsk, get on my level.
WE GOT IT BROS JUST KEEP SPAMMING IT TOOK ME 20 WHOLE FUCKING MINUTES
>>738200165What time did you get your order through?
>>738200104How do you get steam points? I don't use steam and I honestly don't know. I looked up that you get 100 pts for every dollar spent or something
>>738200259
>>738200320same, got mine order confirmation 19:59 (local time)
Phew nevermind order proccessed thanks steam wallet chads.
>Your Steam Wallet balance is too low to cover this transaction!
What the fuck my doorbell just rang
Jesus, I thought I wouldn't get it. Kept seeing the error and must have been clicking retry for three minutes straight.Same shit happened with the Steamdeck and I failed at three different restocks.Just keep hitting retry.
Holy shit. A steam controller just flew over my house.
>>738200165>>738200360WTF, I got my order through 2 minutes before 10:00why are your pajeets more efficient than the ones they keep in the german warehouses?
So I spammed until the button greyed out for a long time, then I got payment screen. Thank you for the anon that said to spam, been doing so for 25 minutes. Thanks.
>>738200546I'm trolling a little
fucking finally26 minutes of spamming for fucks sakethey arent ready to launch the cube
>>738200086it's so fucking over for us leafs
>>738200498i lied
>>738200602cube will be 700+ euro, the price will filter most of the people
>>738200551Fuck finally. 27 minutes in.
>>738200546>>738200652oops
>used my internet alias instead of my real name on the shipping infoFUCK
>still in stock for Italygood, i will get da frame easily, i doubt anyone here is aware of steam and its hardware
>>738200675people bought the 1tb steamdeck for that much, it wont filter them
>>738200546too busy laughing at all the signs that say assfart
BROSHE'S COMING
>Estimated Delivery Date:>6-10 Business Days
good thread boyswe paypigged our way to the top of the global sellers
>>738199818This. I've never done VR and Steam seems like they'd do it 100% right.
>>738200757but it wasnt sold out in minutes afaik
>>738200742u can update ur shipping address easily
>>738200742>one controller for a Mr Nate Higgers
>>738200602See my Nostradamus like post>>738197146
>>738200742You can edit shipping info before it actually ships if you go to the order in your account purchase history.
>>738199879Same thing here, wondering if it will be charged later and if I should keep some extra funds in the account
>>738200742>*doorbell rings*>UPS Deliverywoman>"Uhh hello, does a Mr.... 'xX_[KNOT]_UwU_Rawr' live here?"
I hope I got my order in before shipping date changed to 6-10 days
>>738200939>it's MA'AM
>>738199719that's true, imagine having to powerwash all the hidden shitting corners every dayit's conceptually unworkable
>>738200790come on 3-5 business days gang, Let's laugh at this 6-10 loserHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>738199879>Subtotal 81,82€ >Tax 17,18€ >Total 99,--€ Why you pay less tax than me?
based
are you fucked if you use other payment method than steam wallet?
>>738200742KEKwait oh fuck I didn't change mine either
>>738201034
>>738201017>17 euro in taxJesus fuck.
>>738200991Where do you see how long it takes to deliver?
AAAAAAAAH
>>738201043i funded my wallet and it still took forever
>>738201043nah it doesn't make a difference
>>738201043mine went thru and I have an order number but "processed payment" hasn't completed on the order summary and no email yet
I boughtened. 6-10 chads let's laugh at 11-30 peasants
>>738201107its over...
>>738201043No, I used my card that was saved.
>>738201043The wallet thing is complete bullshit, I just charged my card like any other purchase on steam.
fuck you gaben you lived in nz for a while, let me buy this.
>got through by spamming>credit card authentication failed and need to redo Fuck this shit
>>738201090Pity me for I live in the most first world country
IT'S OVER
>>738201193RIP
>error message at 3-5 business days>spam that shit until I can buy>check store page now>6-10 business days>other anons have to wait even longerWhen is it actually coming I don't know.
>>738201216>20 Euro in taxAhahahahahaha holy fuckkkk. I paid like $7 (€5).
>>738201043mine went through with PayPal, but the transaction has to go through them and it takes a few days. I hope it doesn't affect my shipping times.
I bought one but I just realized that I don't have a port for the usb-c puck to plug into
>>738201216>You want to play video games? We don't do that in GERMANY.
>>738201294its sold out now after the second batch
>Haha put your information in again and spamclick through the errors >haha you had 1 cent in your steam balance so you have to spam click through errors again>haha out of stockFUCK YOU FUCKING NIGGERS HOW THE FUCK ARE YOU OUT OF FUCKING STOCK AND IT HASN'T EVEN BEEN 33 MINUTES
>>738201216>20 eurosand here I was going to bitch and moan about $13 GST, I'm sorry anon.
>>738201216Switzerland? Which country has bullshit tax? I thought The Netherlands was bad.
I purchbuyed itAm I now allowed to shit on the lack of xinput without getting called a poorfag jeet?
we euros are fucked
>next week offsurely it's going to get here by then right bros
>>738201341we only got 19% in germany Subtotal 83,19€ Tax 15,81€ Total 99,--€
>>738201459six sevennnn
>>738201174that's pretty weird, he even talked about moving all of valve there, you'd imagine he'd want to curry some favor with his favorite countrydid one of you kiwis steal one of his knives?
>sold out in USit's over
>>738201339Just unplug your dialysis machine, its fine
>>738201459zoomers wonit's over
Does tax even fucking matter? I paid 23% for it since my spic country is retarded, but the total was still 99.00€ (no tip)
>>738201532Just go buy one off ebay for a 300% markup anon LOL
>finally got mineUsing an autoclicker made it not as much of a pain in the ass.>>738201339You can always get a USB hub, anon.
>>738201553That's kinda neat if true. Like the other anon posted, his was like 80€.
How the fuck is it already out of stock? I thought they planned for this...
>>738201339>I don't have a port for the usb-c puck to plug into
>>738201532EU chads won
>>738201478what the fuck19,80€ in Swedestanwhy do we subsidize your energy again?
>>738183803>>738186581You'd think a marketing agency would be smart enough to not have a hand model with shit like that on her arms. You'd think that Valve would be smart enough to not accept a hand model with shit like that on her arms. The fuck is going on.
>>738201339USB-C? Are you telling me it does not come with a DE-9 connector?
>>738201485
>Had to spam through multiple times because I didn't know Steam was going to be super autistic about country settings that I set up over 10 years ago>Would not even let me use wallet funds until I changed back to that country>Have to ship to a relative's house in a different countryJesus fuck.
>>738201698>imagine the desk vibration
They're pretty fast
Now that the dust has settled and many of us have wasted 45 minutes of our lives that we will never get back, what other controller can we buy to cope?
bros... what is the chance of a second wave dropping later today...
>>738201981>Order number visiblethanks i just called gabe and cancelled it oh and you getting a VAC ban as well
