>>738192307-po
>>738195148I can't wait for them to take raid gear way from normal raids and add them to advanced instead.
>>738192307that's my mother
>>738195434Your mother is my wife.
for me it's Fordola
>tfw no nursing hand job from Venat under the stars at Elpis
>>738192307I think I may unironically like crafting on this game
>>738195581sadly, she's riding that cripple dick
>>738192307
it's a shame that WHM turned out the way it did when there's so much cool shit you can do with its classic kit like>Protect>Shell>Dispel>Float>Reflectinstead we have a Cure/Holy bot and the last time the game had Protect it's used once at the beginning of the instance lol
>>738192307this is a 20.000 years old woman
How much Gil do I need to impress a Lalawife
>>738195819>=100mil
>>738195816that is a 14ft tall woman
>>738195379I expect Advanced to give you the highest tier gear and Savage will be Titles, Mounts and Glams.
>>738195927If Savage stops dropping gear then it fucking dies
>>738192307I heard Shadowbringers is being added to the free trial. Should I make another account and enjoy being a cute hroth boy for free?
>>738195927Nah. Because there’s a category of Savage for the new season screen.
>>738195905Oh shit nice, I have 450 mil
>>738195819plainsfolk?You need to own at least 100 hectares of land, and a vast amount of cattle, and vedgetable farms to bootdunesfolk?you will never make it because you are new moneythey only mingle with old money
>>738195816Out of 10.
It's funny that the pre-Heavensward story is mostly about watching Alphinaud slowly go from Kaworu to Shinji.
>>738196070>cute>Hroth
>>738195517
>>738196138femhroths can be cute...
>>738195910She's ~17 to 18ftYou can about fit 3 sundered in a single Amaurotine lengthwise.
>>738196218she cute
>>738195636Float and reflect are AST spells
>>738196218drag queen looking ahh cat
>>738195927If medium gear is dyeable I will never touch savage again.
>>738195379No seriously what the fuck were they thinking making the all paths reward lame, people would have tolerated advanced having a lame reward
>>738196241Why are they so fucking giant? Source people are 8/14 and still fucking tiny compared to them so it's not just a matter of aetheric density
>>738196364They needed a bigger frame to be able to hold all of their autism.
>Halmarut says that the rejoining will still happen and the world will go back to being the same as it ever was millions of years agoand this is bad because?>millions of years agogetting reset to dinosaurs ruling the world is bad because??? they're not wearing togas or sending underaged kids to space? they're not fighting volcanoes? they're not getting shot to the moon on a halberd or mingling with aliens? they're not running pirate rape dens?maybe the living planet has a point. maybe you fucking suck. Chrono trigger and ff7's worlds were right, why would Etheyris be wrong?
>>738196193
>>738196364because they are literal giants? the real question is why are they so nerdy and thin while current day giants minotaurs and cyclops are absolute units.
>>738196241Which really means they should have gone bigger with Hydalines size, formed of half the world but not much bigger than a single person
>>738196258A little unrelated, but does anyone have the webm of that Hildibrand scene where he is crossdressing as a kimono girl and Yojimbo being smitten over him?
>>738196364having stronger aether does make the sundered get taller, you can see it in the CT bosses. I'm 90% sure there's a lore entry somewhere on this but I can't recall exactly where it would be
>>738196364Probably to convey their godhood.
>>738196218>cat head>no claws>not digitigradewho even wants these weirdos? where are the actual cat monster guys?
How was that retard Varis planning to ride out six more Calamities and then somehow fight the Shadowniggers afterward?
>>738195636Protect would be cool as a defense buff with a short duration so you have to time it with incoming attacks. Make it like 50% damage reduction lasting 5 seconds or something.
>>738196648Garlean master race
>>738196496She's formed only of Venat (who acts as Hydaelyn's heart) and the Twelve (the real ones - Venat's allies, not the simulacra that ended up being the basis for the Eorzean pantheon of gods).I think if you really measure Hydaelyn, so quite literally isn't much bigger than the average Amaurotine, which I thought was kind of neat.
>>738196536Allagans made themselves bigger using Sephirot’s power.
>>738196648>look look>I know the Ascians want us to like... fall for their schemes and then they fuck us over>but I've been thinking... right?>What if we do EXACTLY what the Ascians want... but then we fuck THEM over?Varis was tripping balls in Stormblood.
>>738196648Most calamities only affect Eorzea. And you can just make a bunker anyway.>>738196775Varis agreed with their end goals, not their methods. His reasoning makes perfect sense. He wants a rejoined world where everyone is unified, he just also thinks the Ascians deserve to be punished.
>>738196775Was he planning to fuck them over? I thought he was under the impression the Garleans would be gigachads after the rejoining.
>>738196241Imagine her just picking you up and dropping you doen the front of her collar, pinning you between her robe and her chest which you're barely as tall as.
I need to clean my inventory, between botanist, mining, woodwork and leatherwork my inventory is full of shit
>>738196701>Dephirot was summoned by a tribe descirbw as "tree people"If/when we ever encounter that tribe they will almost certainly be the Guado won't they
It's been a while but Garland basically self destructed because Zenos (and Amon) just wanted to be cool and edgy, right? Amon wanted to turn everyone into tempered so he can power a portal to the moon and Zenos just following along because Amon said "Trust me, bro. You'll get to fight WoL soon." Does anyone wonder what a Garland expansion where we storm an intact Garland would be like?
>>738196883Yes.
>>738196852The point was for everyone to turn back into the original race of humans and then he could lead them as a united people against the Ascians.>>738196701That's incorrect. Sephirot hadn't even been discovered when Amon was working to resurrect Xande. They just got big as a side effect of the techniques he was testing to revive him. Sephirot wasn't summoned until after Xande's revival, after he declared war on Meracydia.
>>738192307>Introduce Hydaelyn and the Twelve>Immediately say everything you knew about them as wrong, then kill them off>The Heavens and Hells? Lmao those never existed, enjoy endless reincarnation bitch
>>738196775>calamitymaxx fast enough so that you rejoin everyone into demigods but you keep their current systems of belief and values>use your united empire of supermen to rape the ascians to death and go on to conquer the universe>inevitably die to meteion's suicide beam
In this thread we post Elezen cuties.
>>738196843>Varis agreed with their end goals, not their methods. His reasoning makes perfect sense. He wants a rejoined world where everyone is unified, he just also thinks the Ascians deserve to be punished.He wanted to rejoin the worlds because he agreed that the sundered would be stronger if they were whole, like the Ascians. What he didn't agree with was the part where Ascians would round up and sacrifice the remaining people to bring back their buddies.He intended to follow their plan until people were rejoined, and then he was going to backstab them as a united front.>>738196852Yeah, because the Ascians were planning to sacrifice everyone. He thought by conquering everyone and forcefully uniting them under the Garlean standard and then being rejoined and made whole, not only would everyone end up being superior to their sundered selves a result, but they'd also have the power to end the Ascians.
>>738196859Based fucking clothing entrapment chad.
>>738197014>do the Rejoinings>try to fight the Ascians>big daddy Zodiark comes flying out of the moon and cockslaps everyone effortlesslyWhat would have actually happened
I think it's time to address the elephant in the room: how everything changes size all the time in FFXIV and nobody really cares about it, to the point they think lalafells are normal and when they meet the ancients they go "wow big" and that's it. or when the ancients show up to talk normal sized and they act like they just hopped off their porsche or something at best, then act normally.
>>738196859>pinning youanon it's a robe you're just going to fall through.
>get undercut by 1 gil>drop all my prices 50%you stupid bitch. you think any of this is worth anything to me? you think i care about profit margin? fuck you. i'll fucking kill you. i botted all of these materials while i was jerking off. they're worthless. i'll take the market down to fucking 100 gil an item don't you dare test me.
>anon, you coming? we got voidsent to kill
>>738197129>ZodiarkIf they can survive 6 rejoining they can survive being rotated 90 degrees.
>>738197354>one sec, my chubby hroth mod is bugged
>>738197317You're smelly lol
Newfaggot here, should I go male if I don't care for uwu bullshit, or can you make cool female characters in this game?
>>738197392it's full power Zodiark anon. it can flip the table.
>>738197317>buys all you shit at half price then continues as normalYou sure showed him
>>738197423You have to make a femezen if you want a cool female.
>>738197354why is this fucking community so gay
Superior mommy has arrived.
>>738197421yes, i am>>738197459if it sells at all i'm making a profit. i literally cannot lose. all my bases are covered.
I made a femlala over a decade ago because I thought it was cute. Fast forward to now and I want to mercilessly plow every Femlalal I see this game has destroyed my brain please send help
>>738197478>shows herself>big tiddy>instantly kills herself
>>738197478I can't believe this bitch killed herself instead of being my wife
>>738197028>In this thread we post Elezen cuties.
>>738197579to be fair to you anon, square hasn’t help
>>738197637You should be used to that
>>738197423>Female HyurEither uwu cutesy or porn bait>Female LalaEither uwu cutesy or meme bait>Female XaelaDeath>Female RoePeople only play these for niche porn reasons>Female vieraPeople only play these for broad porn reasons>Female Hrothgar FURRY>Female ElezenOnly acceptable female body. Not cutesy enough for uwu, not thicc enough for porn bait. Both armor and robes fit best on them and they can use pretty much every weapon without visual oddities.
>>738197579>lalaewI didn't care for femras but recently I want to manhandle one like a ragdoll for some reason
>>738197478Venat's tits should have been as big as hers.
>>738197478Tits too small
>>738197624>>738197637To be fair, we didn't need any of them anymore. The only one who lived forsook his old life and became mortal to explore the world.
>customize+ dev dragged their ass on updating>some other fag vibe coded a temporary replacement>customize+ dev is now assmad and refusing to release updateThese fucking people man
>>738197695Honestly, I'm surprised that "community" hasn't permanently imploded with the fact that they're all drama queens that believe they should be the very center of attention.
>>738197654she looks like she rims ishgardian noblewomen for barely any gil
>>738197695If some random can vibe code an update to your app in 20 minutes and it works, there is no excuse for you to not have an updated prepared in 40
>>738197693I NEEDED NOPHICA'S TEATSI NEEDED HER
>>738197028
>>738195379>>738195927>>738196350They should bring back FFXI's Salvage grind.
>>738197695Remember when the reshade guy sperged out and put a root kit or whatever it was into the program
>>738197809I remember because I couldn't be arsed to gpose anymore after that.
>>738197693They should have literally all become mortals and done what they weren't able to do. If we can revive the omikronians and dragons, we can let the 12 walk around for one mortal lifetime. If the whole point was to reincarnate anyways it doesn't matter if its now or later. There would be primal versions of the 12 whether they were alive to transform back into gods or not.
>>738197781>make female elf>give her man hairWhy
I WANT BEARD OPTIONS GIVE ME BEARDS
>>738197693That should have been the case for ALL of them. Have them show up at holiday events like the Four Lords and other NPCs, or out in the world like Alpha.This suicide bullshit is reductive and dimishes the world as a whole, but that seems to have been the underlying focus of the story sine Stormblood ended.
>>738197893>They should have literally all become mortals and done what they weren't able to do. Agreed.
>>738192307Venat is an old hag that makes herself seem young to groom young men.
>>738197905Reverse traps are sexy
>>738192307Literally half the source of ALL your woes in this game. Everything that is happening right now in the plot is directly her fault.
>>738197989Technically it's (You)r fault because WoL told her to do it.
>>738197781very cute
>>738197905pls no bully
>>738197770Remember that she lives on in the earth, the trees, the crops we care for. If you really need her teats, grow some watermelons.
>>738197809it was the gshade guy, it would turn your PC off if it detected that you had modified something. he did it because he was mad there was a popular modification of gshade going around at the timeit is extra insane because gshade is already a fork of reshade meant for ffxiv as isreshade guy obviously disavowed reshade, but there was also nothing he could really do
>>738195592I miss the old crafting system from before they gutted itSome skills could be shared between classes once you learned them with their class, it made for a very fun and interesting system where your skill actually matteredThen they started catering to the macrofags casuals and they fucking RUINED IT
>>738197893>They should have literally all become mortalsWhy would they want to become mortals after having to watch over these retards for eons?
>>738197893That entire plot line was just to put the last vestiges of 1.0 into the trash can. They want to divorce themselves from it entirely.
>>738197354im not rly a furry but spent alot of time looking at the shirtless hrothgar in that one village in dt MSQ because the story wasnt very interesting. They should put them more places
>>738198063meant to say that the reshade guy disavowed gshade
>>738197953And that's based.
>>738197953Her name isn't actually Venus, its Veneth Ve ne su べネス which is not a standard transliterated spelling of Venus in japanese.I for one am going to keep referring to her as Venus anyways just due to ancients' naming conventions, and the fact that Venat shares an etymological root with Venus. But her name is still just a final fantasy 12 reference.
>>738197893>revive the omikronians>"yeah see this [literally the setting's necrons]? they're dead dead forever dead after killing everything dead lmaoooooooooooooooooooo">-definitely trustworthy bird bratthese roboniggers are definitely still out there hibernating, that's just how their character types work. I can't believe they would ruin such an obvious plot point to use later.
why are we supposed to praise the twelve offing themselves after completing their function when they go out of their way to shit on that line of thinking in the ew base msq?
speaking of the 12, why the fuck didn't we go talk to deryk and ask him about what the 12 + venat knew about the natural rejoinings?
>>738197354Nah, we're gonna hang around Costa del Sol and mate with all the tourists.
>>738198104And now we're severely lacking in plot points AND in factions with any weight or staying power.
>>738198289What else is there to say, honestly?>Hydaelyn sunders Etheirys>in the subsequent millennia, she uses her powers to keep the reflections from rejoining with the Source>she dies>the reflections begin rejoining
>>738198231>But her name is still just a final fantasy 12 reference.In FFXII it's still a reference to Venus, though. Both Venats are Lucifer figures, who of course is associated with the planet Venus.
>>738198290you're still around? kinda based ngl
>>738198289Because then you'd be required to do an alliance raid and people who hate playing the game would get angry.
>>738198321Well the Twelve were always kind of irrelevant as it was anyway, the only time any of them was ever semi relevant was the Halone church in HW. It's not like we ever had to deal with rogue Oschon alcolytes or anyrhing.
>>738198290you speccy cunt
>>738197989>>738198029she's the first character that speaks to you in the game. her call to arms chant is basically what got you into the game, likely calling to (you) the player. WoL may have timelooped his way into her brain but (you) still did it because of her first.Literally ALL of your woes is because of her because you could have just... not played the game and moved on to play street fighter or diablo 4.
>>738198468The Lambs of Dalamud were Menphina cultists, Rhalgr was all over SB, Nald'thal is all over Ul'dah, Nophica is all over Gridania.
>Cat that has overstayed its welcome>Killed off eleven characters who could have been cool in other capacitiesRemind me why I'm supposed to want XIV-original alliance raids and not goofy crossovers instead?
>>738198468Still not really a reason to just kill all potential with death. The writers just didn't want to deal with their level of knowledge of the entire history of the world.
>game gives you option to say no to chore>forces you to do it anywayDon't fucking give me dialogue options if they don't do anything.
Thighlanders
We could have had her instead of Wuk Lamat
>when they added philtrums to femroeWhat was they're reasoning for this and why did they walk it back? I'm not complaining, just curious.
>>738197189well yeah, the ancients being tall like we met them in Amaurot looks cool but they are just "tall humans" that is stupid and lame.
>>738197809>>738198063what the fuck. I was going back into the game and was going to download stuff. should I just use reshade or is there some other thing people use now?
Everyone's mad that they killed the Twelve but I think they shouldn't even have been revealed to begin with. They were better off as uncertain background lore that may or may not have been real in any number of ways. Maybe reveal one or two ever and give them completely different origins, but that's a big maybe.
>>738198289He ran away to object non-permanence land along with meteion.
>>738198612Not to mention the blatant Oschon favoritism by having him survive. Should've instead had (You)r god survive instead and live on through you
>>738198667i think people just use reshade, but I dunno
>>738198667Reshade is fine, there's a fork called gshade that was the problem.
>>738198653young boys watch out!
>>738198559Sure but only the Lambs of Dalamud ever actually did anyrhing (and even then it's only FATE and low level dungeon fodder never really MSQ relevant). Rhalgr is only ever really relevant if you're a MNKfag. Otherwise it's all just nebulous cultural shit that has zero actual impact on the plot.
>>738198104>1.0 - 4.0>The world is full of magic, there are minor Gods who preside over numerous heavens and hells and each city worships different ones, Primals are an abhorrent threat who can taint the very souls of their victims, the highest Goddess bestows her blessing upon chosen heroes so that they can protect the realm and its people. The advanced nation to the North wields terrible magitek salvaged from an ancient empire, the depths of which border on esoteric and shaped thhe history of the world. And all this while a cult of doomsday sorcerors seek to bring about the revival of a Dark and terrible God.>XIV now>All magic is actually just aether science. There are no Gods or Heavens or Hells, those are all fake, everyone is stuck in a nrver-ending cycle or living, dying, forgetting, and being reborn. Primals are just Ancient magics purposefully done wrong, and are no longer an actual issue because Alisaie invented flying pigs and the moon bunny people fixed things. The Blessing of Light is actually a big lie, that's just average Ancient stuff because the high Goddess was actually just an Ancient with a power boost. Btw you killed her, and all the other 'Gods'. The advanced city to the north? Wiped out off-screen by a wacky zanny Ancient. That ancient advanced empire? Yep, one of the Ancients made it as a joke. The cabal of Sorcerors and their Dark God? Ancients.Genuinely what the fuck have they been doing to the setting?
>>738192307How do these junk threads even get traction?
>>738196218cute/10Would get a ladder to give her a kiss on the cheek
>>738198674They still have to deal with the Azim and Nhaama thing. They're the only two human gods with no explanation.
>>738198796For a brief moment at the end of heavensward it thought that the mhiggers were finally going to summon rhalgr. Turns out it's another fucking dragon. It's all so tiresome.
Vaguepostkun, thumbsupkun and cocolisan are my favorite lalas
>the "need to return their aether to the star" was never established in any of the cutscenes you go around exploring with the twelve, it was just all about how much they love people>it did not end up paying off later because the star is fucked either way with a natural rejoiningIt's just bad writing
>>738198909Azim is totally just going to turn out to be another name for Azem, isn't it
>tfw will never be sandwiched between fertility mommy and wanderer daddy, balls-deep in her and him balls-deep in me
Next weekly reset I'll hit 1000 I hope, good update YoshiP.
>>738198881By people posting... Are you stupid or something?
>>738198038Marriage, I'm afriad.
>>738198757Young boys are in safe hands
>>738198991How many greens can you dump into the armoire?, notice last patch you can do that now.
>>738198962>10.0 happens>we need a new solution to the rejoining problem>myths of the realm becomes mandatory>we use all the aether and faith in the dumb answering machines the Twelve left at the end of myths to summon a replacement golden Hydaelyn and keep the reflections apart
>>738198847When you're young and dumb, everything feels like the beings in your imagination created them. As you grow up and learn, you realize that those imaginary being are indeed imaginary and reality is just as amazing if not more so.
>>738198847I've been a roleplayer since 1.0 and EW killed any desire to engage with the setting anymore. Shit sucks.
>>738198975>Xaela just can't stop winningBased mongolian vikings.
>>738198656>femogre>nigger>dyke hair>monochromekys
>>738199086All DT dungeon gear.
>>738199048based
>>738199105NIGGA IT'S A VIDEO GAMETHE POINT IS TO ESCAPE FROM THE MUNDANE AND DRAB NATURS OF REALITY TO A WORLD OF WHIMSY AND MAGICMANKIND HAS DONE THIS SINCE THE CONCEPT OF FICTION WAS CREATED
>>738197429Oh shit you're right.
>>738198847some will tell you you're wrong but you're right.
>>738198736>>738198725Yeah I remember using gshade back in the day which was why I was so surprised. Guess I dodged a bullet by not playing for a few years
>>738198847Turns out that when you have immortal gods shaping the course of history for thousands upon thousands of years, things tend to get a bit whacky.
>>738199048Why are female pedos so exceedingly rare compared to males
>>738199265But it's not wacky, it's only become mundane.
>>738198985Just give me all the ladies of the Twelve + Venat thanks.
>>738198975isn't azem/azim also the sun's name or whatever? Azeyma's theme screams Azem as well and she's aware of it.>Sun theme>Redhead pops upCanon Azem will be a redhead cute girl and she will handwave your gender and race away with some weird Azem autism episode.
>>738199345The cost of that is that you have to get pegged by one of them once.You get to pick who.Now choose.
>>738199339My point remains.It's ancient aliens if they real.
>>738199371azeyma is literally a fangirl
>>738199145It was just a question, there's no need to be upset. If you don't know the answer you can just say so.
giant sexy man
>>738199371Azim is called the Dawn Father
>>738199371The proper name for the sun is Azeyma, it's just named after the goddess. Same with the moon and Menphina.
>>738199489>large.jpgtrue
>>738199419Eh, fine. Halone seems the type.
FF14 was so good when it was Matsuno-esque kino instead of gay niggas from elpiss
Odds of am Azem shard being a villain/winterer soon?
>>738199508Azim and Nhaama are Dawn Father and Dusk Mother, and Bahamut and Tiamat are Dawn Wyrm and Dusk Wyrm. There was obviously going to be a connection between the Au Ra and Bahamut but that got swept aside with ShB lore.
>FemRoes: trannies>Thighlanders: shotacons>Fiddies: NTR>Femlezen: BDSM>Catgirls: whores>Lizards: Severe BPD>FemLalas: snuff
>>738199612XI did it and considering how much they like to steal plot points from it odds are pretty good.
>>738199425Is Suzaku sun themed or just fire themed? she looks a lot like Azeyma.
>>738199612Well Ardbert was a villain in heavensward. Azem shards are capable of being fooled or having shitty opinions, so it's possible.
>>738199612If Hades managed to get an Azem to be an ascian he would have been weirder about you being another shard. The best we will ever get is Ardbert being manipulated by Elidibus.
>>738199612What are the odds this new plot line ends up with the WoL somehow voring the rest of his shards to become the true giga autist again
Video game gen-erals belong on /vg/
>>738199775>evading filters againPathetic
>Henceforth he shall walkwhat a bitch
>>738199707Zhuque represents fire, south, and summer so I guess she is fire themed.
>>738199775You belong in a padded cell, but we don't all get what we deserve.
>>738199850>this very expansion we literally get wingsBRAVOKOJIMA
>>738199850is she autistic
>>738199489I wish he got a musical boss theme
>>738199707Suzaku is just fire themed. She would protect a single direction, not represent the sun. Theres the link to pheonixes and Houous, but in 14 shes a normal ass red bird with powers from being alive for over a thousand years.
primals being thought constructs is gay and retarded.
>>738199445and you got my answer fucking troon faggot kys
>get the plugin that shortens 123 combos into one button>suddenly don't know what to place in the empty slots on my hotbarsmaybe I'll keep the 123 for now...
>>738199768He won't be Ancient Azem, He'll at best be like Amon but with Azem's full power and complete amnesia of the ancient world.
>>738199775
I miss when the V threads for XIV were full of memes and avatarfags were in VG.It really drives home the feeling that XIV is kinda dead when even in V it's just a bunch of people going "I'm so horny lol" instead of goofy memes
>>738199768>there's a threefold autist Azem out there that wants your shards for himself>its time to come home
>>738200004They've been that since Iceheart summoned Shiva and Thordan summoned the Knights of the Round.
>>738200012Mental illness isn't a virtue, anon.
>>738200035i keep the skills on my hotbar alongside bogus hotkeys to avoid suspicion in case i show someone a screenshot that includes my ui so they have no idea the entire jobs rotation is on one button for max comfy hours
>>738200102You can only post Elidibus being scared of katanas so many times man
>>738199768At the end everyone will become full ancient and you'll mind travel back in time to Azem's body and that's why he knows everything in advance.
>>738200102>I can't enjoy the thread because <5% of posts are hornyYou had better stay off the internet, you might have a stroke.
>>738199508>DawnfatherThe Dawn Trail....
>>738200234Nah, nothing will happen that will permanently alter the world. The most that will happen is that we will build bridges to connect the Shards so travel between them becomes possible
>>738200280Less than five percent my ass lmao
>nooooo hahaha don't fuck me, an ex-ascian WoL hahaha noooo don't fuck the cute scaled woman you need to reproduce with a hyur woman how horrible don't you know I'm evil hahaha oh nooooo let me fix my glasses so I can protect my eyes when you inevitably glaze over my evil face as punishment oh noooo here's come your "relic weapon"why is halmarut like this
>>738200143They've been that way since the start, the game explicitly states eikons are created by their followers from their deepest wishes.
>>738199289
>>738199612Funnily enough, we have yet to find out who our Ninth shard is.I'm fairly sure it's Golbez for the Thirteenth (the real one in Memoria, not Durante)
>>738200004aren't they more than that? primals clearly have a soul and go to the lifestream whenever they get unsummoned. the weird part is that they don't lose memory like the other souls or get reincarnated.>>738200143and those types of primals also reconfigure the person's soul into a primal soul doesn't it?...did any of the primal rematches have the primal mention anything about the previous encounter? am I getting bamboozled by a different garuda every time she comes back?
>>738200326>Bridges>XIV was strand style game the entire timeKOJIMAAAAAAAAA!!!
>>738199289They aren't, it's a known meme how often female teachers molest their male students, but nobody cares because men don't care if other men get raped unless a man does it
>>738200396Primals have souls that are yanked out of the Lifestream to act as their core. Sometimes they're random souls, sometimes they're souls related to the primal's origins. But they don't retain memory themselves, the memory of the primal is held in its followers. If a primal is resummoned then its summoners will naturally expect it to be the same entity and know all that it knew before.
>>738199768>this happens>we get a full ancient-themed job with creation magic (beyond what summoner or pictomancer can do)
>>738200367>the cute scaled woman you need to reproduce with a hyur womanwhy are ascians like this
>>738200391I have to agree because he didn't have any spoken lines of dialog.
Primals are familiars that's why they seem like they have a soul. They're summoned by the same power of creation the ancients had, only that in a sundered world many more individuals are needed to be able to "create" these beings.
>>738200367>fishra sees another fishra and thinks of being dommed by her as a manI got no clue man my lizar is a sub too.
>>738192307She's one of the most evil characters in FF history. She succeeded in effectively killing almost literally everyone.
>>738200509>job quests are flashbacks like the role quests from ShB where you relive moments as AzemPeople would absolutely eat this shit up
>>738200545Him being stuck in Memoria (basically already seen as dead in all but name) also makes it easy for them to justify it when our WoL eventually sucks him up with Durante's blessing. It's a lot less morally reprehensible than actively hunting down your shards and voring them.
XIVFinal Fantasy 14Yoshida
>EX's Naught Hunts is basically exactly the same as Normal's; you've got so much time to position for the void lasers before and after that I'd hardly consider them an addition to the mechanic.>Still see far more fuckups to it in EX than with Normal randos that don't preplan CW or CCW.
>>738200593That makes her like an average among the FF11 villains, my dude.
>raiders are saying the evolved modes will be boring because every job will play the same (they are right)>every job already plays the same and has since SHB I guess it will depend on how active they are willing to make future fights, but it's going to be another notch against old content when Evolved jobs shit on pre-8.0 raids 100x more than Endbabs shat on UCOB and UWU.
>>738200606>job stone is the Crystal of Azem
lamia race when?
>>738200506so trying to summon a primal to have sex with is actually rapeoh my
>>738200391Our Ninth shard is Metem
>>738200678Because MUH UPTIME MUH UPTIME I NEED MUH GCD MUH UPTIME I NEED MUH UPTIME
>>738200706raiders are literally the last group of people anyone in xiv should be listening to
>>738200716As much as I'd hate it that would be kino as fuck. Though it should be the Onion Knight class that is proficient at everything based on how many jobs are fully leveled.
>fighting evil shards that want you to consolidate in themMy body is ready.
>>738200367she unironically seems maso coded and probably has victimhood fantasiestoo bad for her WoL is a complete autists and such fetishes are way beyond his understanding, so all he sees is someone being scared of him for no reason while he just goes picrel
How would you fix FFXIV?
>>738200326>nothing will happen that will permanently alter the worldI really wish it happens. We already have a map that is literally not in the current world. They could make the current locations "past maps" that no longer exists in the story but you can still go to.
this is the immortal lich, Halmarut
>>738200817Forgot my pic
>>738200903I am Azem, I'm nobodies bitch
>>738200848I think the devs are scared of pressing that button because they saw what happened to WoW with Cataclysm, which is why EW didn't commit
>>738200706"Jobs play the same" is such a non argument, they barely play the same except for tanks
>>738200875She looks like she enjoys being abused.
Genuinely asking, what % of the population likes the evolved jobs more you think?
>>738200875blub blub blub
>>738200875>sees WoL once>"Wow, I can't NOT fuck him"
>>738200875more like immoral bitch
>>738200848>>738200948They already did it once, no need to do it again.
>>73820100780 percent of people probably have no opinion because theyre MSQ bots
>>738201056more like clitoral lick
>>738200965Healers, too.
>>738197570>if it sells at all i'm making a profit.If you didnt care, you would have undercut it by a large margin in the first place instead of only when you were challenged.
>>738200965No, they all play the same because they all revolve around the same thing, the two minute buff windows. If you can play one job you can play all of them because that's all there is to any of them.
>>738196241Weird to think that they never explained why Meteions little girl form didn't tower over you in the final scenes of Endwalker
>>738201007Controller players will be 90%+ of the people who enjoy the change.
>>738200875
>>738200875PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP
>>738200875If you impregnate her will the babies have shadownigger powers
>>738201140probably something like 'she looks like you expect her to' either in universe or in a meta sense
>>738201140Ultima Thule is a realm of dynamis where feelings are reality.You remember being bigger than Meteion, therefore you are bigger than her in Ultima Thule.
>>738201040many such cases
>>738201007I think it will end up with 80-90% of people using evolved
>>738200875more like Hoemarut
>>738201007I like not having to time buffs with my party since I clear content with PF
>>738201140Easy, it's all model interactivity convenience. Period. Same reason we weren't allowed to interact with anybody in the gameworld until they got enough budget to account animations involving lalafell and biggers.
>>738201157>I wish I was in my lab solving equations
>>738200848The problem is that they'd have to effectively remake the world for XIV entirely.It's not that they couldn't find a way to make you go back to the old zones by just time travel teleport shenanigans, but that they'd have to >remake the Source, which means a bare minimum of rebuilding every zone that currently exists on the Source (so the Black Shroud, Coerthas, La Noscea, Thanalan, Othard, Old Sharlayan, etc.)>make characters we know from other reflections be justified in being on this new Source in-canon (like Ryne, Gaia, Lyna, Zero, etc.)If this were an expansion where we travel to the future of the Source where it's rejoined and they can just have it be isolated with like the usual amount of expansion zones in it, I could see it happen. But as a new baseline world? Very difficult to believe.
>>738201007XIVcombo has 3 million downloads on Dalamud. SimpleTweaks, the most popular add-on, has at least double that number of downloads. The latter doesn't download the former as they either think it's cheating or simply are fine with where they're at. The fact that there's that many downloads for making the game slightly more convenient and less janky, chances are that the vast majority of people are going to use evolved mode instead of reborn.
>>738200875There's no way this loser was one of those overlords in the 2.1 cutscene.
A lot of this debate would be fixed if they had shown more jobs during the first dev panel. They should have included one of the off tanks and one of the more complex healers.
>>738200875SEXO!!!!
I hope BLM has like 3 GCD long casts that shit out like 509k damage per hit
>>738196241Lmao, this is WoW level of player character next to a important NPC.
>>738201368This but SMN and the summons are 5 second casts.
>>738201363They need to save content for the live letters you know
>>738201293I do not like this answer, but it is probably the correct one.
So what was stopping the WoL from absolutely slapping Calyx's shit when he rolled up to us in Mor Dohna to talk more shit?
>>738201007Overwhelming majority unless they fuck the balance too much with it.New jobs also wont have Reborn functionality and they're always more popular than anything else at the start.
>>738201368I hope black mage can spend hp to make meteor or flare stronger to the point of killing themselves.
>>738201324They were all losers. They also hadn't written any of this yet.
>>738200875All I see is a maso-pig who wants her hair pulled, her megane glazed with seed and her throat crushed to the point of her mortal vessel's thrilling near-death so she can climax her brains out at the idea of being helplessly snuffed out while having her body used to service a man's sexual needs.
>>738201007i'm 100% going to use evolved paladin. white mage i'd need to tinker with. i'm not a fan of turning lillies into eukrasia, and i believe that removing cast times from casters is bad for flavor
>>738201509>Flare becomes a channeled spell>the longer you hold the button the more powerful it becomes>first it drains through your MP, if you hold it longer it starts to drain your HP
What the fuck else are they going to add to crafters and gatherers at this point their kits are pretty much complete
>>738201617>>738201509
>>738201468Theres 21 jobs. They could have easily included 7 per fanfest.
>Beware the empire and its fourteen legions>Behold, a realm reborn>And we cast our eyes heavensward>The conflict was a storm of blood>We are the bringers of night and shadow>Walk unto the end>That dawnservant is trailing right behind us>Do you ever feel cold?
>>738201647They'll turn crafting into ff11 crafting
>>738201486Not a threat/Harmless, WoL tends to not execute people unless they are a direct or impending threat regardless of their deeds. Also the story is slowly getting more and more asinine. Like Orange Julius sparing the voidsent that led the charge into garleMALD that killed dozens if not hundreds of his countrymen because "muh understanding begets fellowship".
>>738198757
>>738201363The expansion is still 7 months away, chances are quite a few evolved jobs aren't in a state to be shown yet, not even with placeholder assets like the four they showed.
>>738201761>Alkazrach the Baby Flayer wants to go home just like the rest of us... :(
>>738196364It's actually extremely common across the world in various mythologies and the Ascians are based on that concept. Jotunn, the Gigantomachy, Asura, Yakshi, even the Abrahamic religions reference them with the Nephilim, giants are referenced across nearly every human culture as either being primordial forces of nature or creators. This is likely connected to why there's an innate urge in humanity to create large monuments, buildings, etc.
>>738201887Yeah... That.
>>738201747pls no, anything but escutcheon autism
Clearly EC will have a scene similar to EW's inn room visit where you share body warmth with X character in the middle of the apocalyptic blizzard zone
>>738199697>Catgirls: whoresloving cock is natural
>>738201140It's dynamis I don't gotta explain shit.But yeah, she would tower over you by quite a bit.I think part of Meteion's vibe is that she looks like a small, harmless little girl but is actually a harbinger of cosmic doom. Having her feathery frame tower over your character while she watches you like some cryptid would probably ruin that.
It's okay to kill millions so long as you turn around say you're extra sorry and pack a lunch for everybody. Why is XIV's new message "let the villains cuck your justice"?
>>738201701Never was
>>738200875Can't believe they added Sunshinebread's likeness to this game.
>>738202052>Why is XIV's new message "let the villains cuck your justice"?Because they are trying to say "don't become like the villains."
>>738201308You think she spergs out about the WoL when she's alone with Calyx?
>>738202052it's okay because she looks like this
>>738202119I haven't heard of her casting Zettaflare unaided.
>>738202153>killing demons who slaughtered thousands is... LE EVIL
>>738202218You think she couldn't if she wanted to?
>>738202153>Lack of catharsis leads to unrelenting feelings of disatisfaction, disatisfaction leads to quitting the game.Bravo, Jew-Unit III™
>>738202280I don't know anything about Shantotto tbqhwyfamalam
>guy comes in killing everyone>kill him so he doesn't>you're just as bad as him!can japs only write one type justice story?you could never get something like count of monte cristo from them culturally
>>738202153Not punishing evil people results in new evil people sprouting up once they see theres no repercussions for their actions
>>738202052no it isn't did you forget she killed herself for it?
>>738202119I am angry because I don't want a tarutaru to be the strongest black mage. I think [My favorite character] should be the strongest black mage because it's what I would prefer.
>>738202356Redo of a Healer was pretty kino tbf
>>738202249>>738202307>>738202356>>738202363Stop trying to convince me when I already think its lame
Threads on /v/ are so bad
>You and I are one in the same! >lala_soft-gorl_whm_stare>please stop killing my friends :(>ah but I'm saying so you prove me right! Why was zenos like this? Was he a 4chinner?
>>738202335She had a short sidequest chain that gave some nice rewards such as Warp II, and she was one of the more memorable NPCs for the players.Come Dissidia, they aren't sure who to add for XI but since XI and XII's reps are secret characters they decide it would be funny to do Shantotto. As a joke they make all the other characters intimidated by her including eldritch beings like Cloud of Darkness, and make her so powerful that she just up and leaves the conflict when she gets bored while everyone else is hopelessly trapped in the cycle. So now the meme is that she's the strongest character in the series.
>>738202390This... So much this...>>738202542Not enough tranny porn or roleplaying for your tastes?
I swear at the end of this all, when we've met all the ancients in some way, it'll turn out the only one who wasn't a part of the Azem fanclub was based grumpy old man Lahabrea.>Venat (previous Azem)adores Azem and WoL like nothing else>Hadestsundere loves Azem and, like Venat, entrusted the future of the star to the closest sundered equivalent of Azem with a wry smile>ThemisAzem fanboy whose greatest wish was to spar with Azem for real one day>Gaia/LoghrifNot much known, but probably was on okay terms with Azem at worst. Sundered successor gets along pretty well with Warrior of Light.>Artemis/MitronNot much known, but probably was on okay terms with Azem at worst.>HalmarutGives off secretive fangirl vibes.>IgeyorhmUnknown. Didn't get much buildup, but overall seemed wary of the WoL if nothing else.>Fandaniel/HermesPre-doomering probably got along well enough with Azem. Cordial, though maybe not on a deeper level than casual acquaintances.>LahabreaHas enough of Azem's shit at all times and despises his antics.
>>738202218>>738202335Shantotto casts Fire 1s that hit as hard as other Mages' Flare 2s. If she ever opted to cast a Flare she's busting a moon.
>>738201007Street Fighter has 6 buttons and 9 directions and still manages to filter people. MMORPGs that let their button count grow to like 30+ always need a hard reset. I'm betting Reborn support drops entirely next expansion.
Remaining player base for this game is mentally ill if this thread is anything to go by. The fuck is wrong with you all? Some serious mental illness and porn addictions going on.
>>738202580My favorite part of the bit is that you ever do manage to "beat" her she "it was a hologram"s you.
>>738202668In wings of the goddess she chaincasts meteors and slays an entire army of invading gigas solo while you watch on. It turns out the only reason windurst was still standing at the end of the crystal war was because Shantotto was off doing war crimes.
>>738197781actual tranny
>>738202824I too find women repulsive, let us frolic together, my powerful and muscular gay brother.
>>738202618Sorry, we need another 5 years of Shadowbringers discourse like this game has stuff to talk about
>>738201140I would guess it's because she's made to make contact with any other sentient life forms, adjustable size would help in that case
>>738202881Post ur femogre, swyster, I'm feeling eepy OwO;
>>738202683It will, if not because Yoshida tainted the well by telling people evolved will be stronger. That already convinces anyone doing midcore or hardcore content to play it. He will cite during the first 9.0 fanfest that like 90% of people are using evolved now and that maintaining reborn any longer would be detrimental.
>>738200832Remove classes.All jobs start at level 1.Is it true about removing auto attack because if not then remove auto attack.I'd start there
>>738202648>>LahabreaHe seems like he likes all of the convocation. Pre-insane lahabread seems like a genuine upstanding dude. He even seems to like you despite knowing he'll eventually become your enemy one day.
I've never met a nice elezen player or a good viera player
>>738202968>remove auto attackWHAT WILL SMN DO DURING DOWNTIME!?
>>738200875This lizard bitch looks like Pint, and has giant man hands, and people are still gooning to "her"
>noooooooo you can't genocide half the world, I'll genocide the other half to stop you
>>738202973He seems alright, but not the type to really want to deal with the random shit Azem gets up to.Though it's hard to really judge. The simulacrum Lahabrea from Anabaseios was actually a chill dude.
>>738202820Scaling kingdom hearts is bullshit but that sounds like an impressive feat. Donald's zettaflare definitely outclasses meteor if casted by Sephiroth though. I'd struggle to call it as strong as a bahamut zettaflare though. When donald uses it its practically a kamehameha beam and obliterates one guy. He's like if Tella was trying to cast it.
>>738201007I realized Evolved will be a hit when Pint was gushing over it and hailing the removal of the 2 minute meta. Why Pint? Because he is deep in the tranny raiding scene and if the trannies, who control social media and trooncord, are praising it, then we know the normalfags will slurp it up.
Are we just pretending that PLD wont be just 11111 inbetween their confiteor combo cooldowns? They showed us the buttons. You're pressing 1 button like a healer now outside of your burst.
>>738203117are you going to pretend that atonement combo was functionally different than royal authority combo?
i havent played in a while. did any combos even have meaningful choices? last I checked there was functionally no difference between 1 2 3 and 111 since 2 and 3 did nothing when used outside of the combo.
>2 mentions of Pint right by each otherinteresting
>>738202879yeah, i find your man-legs repulsive, tranny.
>>738203065>sees cutesy nerdy au ra girl>thinks of a trooned out wowfaghuh
>>738203065Who's Pint?
I really have no fucking idea how this playerbase psyoped themselves into thinking pressing a 1-2-3 combo was somehow an expression of skill
I have not won a single game of Frontlines in ages...
I haven't done anything
>>738203117There is no burst in evolved mode, retard. PLD's gameplay is going to revolve around getting parries, and using Cover to fish for extra parries. It's overall faster paced and requires more decision making. Nobody gives a shit about the 3 GCDs of filler you're doing between everything else.
>>738203228Pint might be a tranny now but nothing really has changed. I still like him and he is funny and chill.
The GW2-fication continues.
>>738202648>it'll turn out the only one who wasn't a part of the Azem fanclub was based grumpy old man Lahabrea.Athena probably wouldn't have been much of a fan either.
>>738203215I am a man, I have a penis and testicles, your strange feminisation fetish has no bearing on my masculinity. Perhaps you should kill yourself.
>>738203441I wouldn't be mad if they added zone stuff to do like GW2 has.
>>738203365"Burst" doesnt imply anything about raid cooldowns. Jobs still have a moment where they deal the most damage, and the time that you use said burst will still matter. It just wont happen around raid cooldowns but instead raid mechanics. Confiteor combo is Paladin's "burst phase" even if theres no raid buffs. It'll be saved for movement, or when bosses have a phase that needs burning down, or adds spawn, etc. Thats why they gave it 2 charges.
>>738203441And that's a good thing!
>>738203481Yeah, but Athena wasn't a convocation member so I left her out.Athena is only a fan of herself.
>>738203572Very female behavior
Guys, now that they're finally getting rid of 123, I feel free to say... 123 is actually SOVL, and the game will die without 123.
the biggested bombshell of pandaemonium is that the ancients procreate like regular sundered people do
>>738203632>people are unironically saying shit like this
>>738203441Good. I think the perfect MMO would be:>GW2/Rift open world>GW2 amount of buttons>WoW/GW2 customization and dyes>WoW/XIV controls, GW2 is too 'floaty'They're making all the right moves. Hoping we see more about housing in 8.0 too.
>>738203658You think they make their babies like they make their familiars?
>>738203619She really was kind of just the anti-Venat.Venat became a deity of sorts for the sake of trying to create a world where the sundered could persevere.Athena became or tried to become a deity solely to remake it in her own image.>>738203658Nuh uh, they soul merge and then a baby pops out of the soul merger.(I'm kidding. But it was interesting to find out they could have soul sex. And also get soul STDs as a result.)
>>738203632the removal of "x% damage" on 95% of DPS classes will kill the game honestly
>>738203632You can still play 123 with reborn or by using that decoupling feature they added for combos.
>>738203693gayest shit I've seen in a while
>>738203658Nah, the biggest bombshell was that a loser like Lahabrea actually managed to have sex
>>738203079The man managed to make the son he's actively trying to protect from his evil mother who's trying to literally condition him into her meat puppet hates him instead of the mother. I think he's just a chill guy that sucks at not acting like a cunt.
>>738202648It's almost like the founding principle of the seat of Azem is personability and approachability.You get the chair by making friends, man. You're not chosen by freaking raffle draw.
>>738203693so this foid moved on from making meme videos about how obsessed she is with g'raha and is just outright making animations to give herself g'raha fanservice
>>738202153Hanging Laurentius or imprisoning that Adder high ranking traitor didn't make anyone a villain. Don't go full retard.
>>738203805>not wanting to pound the WoL's tight, sloppy, untouched pussy till your dick fell off
>>738203809Lahabrea is handsome.Autistic, but handsome.
Honestly raid buffs 'are' kinda weird in XIV. In most games theres like only 1-2 classes that are the designated buff providers. But in XIV its like they gave it to 80% of jobs. I assume the only buffs that will be left are single target ones like AST cards and DNC partner.
>>738203851Its what they are saying not what I am saying bro.
>>738203830Honestly based. More people should make content shipping themselves with their waifus/husbandos.
>>738203885WoL is a man
>>738203818Yeah, I like Lahabrea.I'm so glad his story didn't end with "WHAT??? AAAAAAAGH!!!!"The Themis additions in Anabaseios I can take or leave. I don't hate them, and that they voiced his final scene was cool. But Elidibus was already a pretty good character. Lahabrea on the other hand...
>>738203885WoL is a guySo that webm is only appealing if you are gay for graha
The crown of the inmaculateCRYSTALHELP
>>738203830based
>>738203501oh, finally seeing the man-legs, huh? triggered, hm?
>>738203945And your point is?
>>738203924Best I can do is sloppy gposes, unfortunately.
I don't see voidsent. I see future chiurgeons, future city-state leaders, future protectors and adventurers.
I want to pound Alisaie
>>738203924Most already do, they just don't ship themselves with in game npc's.
>>738203945Next you'll say the WoL is a hyur and a middie at that. Well, that cat has long been out of the bag.
>>738203809Athena ruined him. he shouldn't have had sex
>>738204075What will chort be?
>>738202564Zenos was Senator Armstrong for weebs.
>>738203885By my count >one cat in southern thanalan said lesbian things in a teasing manner>gegeruju offers to make her a servant of his>the rabbit in the resistance bar in solution 9 is flirty>a random npc lalafel in the post shadowbringers samurai quest makes a joking comment about wanting to see more of Musasai's pupil without knowing what she actually looks like>magnai deeply considers making WoL a slave wife>Alisae and G'raha are undeniably in love with WoLNot actually that many characters actually want to bone her.
>Dawntrail is the only expansion to not feature Tataru in any way>it's a complete fucking disasterThis is not a coincidence
>>738203281I finally won on the new Frontlines map for the first time YAY!
I'm shipping myself with the entire legion of meteion
>>738204075They make for fair entertainers if Continental Circus is anything to go by.
>>738204051You're not among any sense, anon. Is it the tr00n meds that does this to you?
>>738204123
>holds up sporkChort haha!
>>738204116WOL is a hyur woman with a taste for shota.THIS IS CANON! MY UNCLE WORKS FOR FINAL FANTASY!
>>738204123She literally gave him soul STDs.What a woman.
>>738204123Athena is what every woman would be if she could get away with it.
>>738204229Do not insult my son. This is your only warning.
>>738204123Athena should have gotten with Hermes instead of Lahabrea. They could have sat around sniffing each others asses while talking about who had the better plans to make the Ancients better
>>738203924There's zero art of Suzaku x WoL and this is insulting.
>>738204229CHORTLEMALD xD
>>738204191Such is your right..
>>738204191I don't think Mommy would approve of us fucking the bird.
we need an edgy caster. Reaper took my void invoker warlock fantasy
>>738204051>>738203501Faggots, please, you can kill yourselves together. :)
>>738195983Maybe it shouldn't exist then. I thought raiders did content for the challenge?
>>738204229>chortcels still seething
>>738204293He would probably have been way happier if he'd ended up porking Venat instead. Like yeah she's a bit quirky but she's not gonna give birth to a kid just to turn it into a vessel of godhood.And he could use the occasional teasing from her to keep him from getting too up his own ass.
>>738204229>My son Chort makes chuds seetheGodspeed, my boy. ;-;7
>>738203809pretty sure he hade Hegemone wet af when he set her on fire
>>738204229How did this shit become such a meme I don't understand it
>>738204384Fuck that's hot
>>738204210I could have fixed her by giving her another baby.
>>738204452cuz its funny. have some fucking whimsy anon
>>738204359Black Mage is supposed to be the edgy caster in Final Fantasy
>>738204436Made me Chortle.
>>738204384My boy grew uphttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aCmJCQfINVU
CHORT IN JORTS
>>738203830I think that's why her videos aren't more popular. Despite being maybe the highest quality, SFW modded, FFXIV fan animations, they've never gone viral. Why? Because she self-inserts in all of them, so every fem-WoL with a thing for G'raha or any of the male NPCs is getting NTR'd by her.
>>738204205>gets called a tranny for making obvious tranny characters>cant unsee the man-legs now>n-no u ensuesheh
>>738204502But it's not funny. There's no punchline there at all. It's literally "TeH SpOrK oF DoOm!" tier shit.
>>738204163kurenai liljasuzaku (amaraitama unbound)y'shtola, kinda
Why was he so goofy looking?
>>738204574ultra basedI wish I was that dedicated to my husbando
>>738204647Karen-cut
>>738204410>hates azem's antics>marries azem>has azem babieshe would fucking crawl up thordan's ass willingly if he did that. Venat is literally the deedee to his dexter.
>>738204647Athena raised him wrong as a joke
>>738204574True and kekpilled.
>>738203830Yeah, pretty based. Meanwhile men just cant stop having more than one waifu and eternally have to endure cuckshit or being cucked, because every girl in every media has to be for (you) so you woll inevitably end up with a nip, chink or gook cucking you.
>>738203830gigachad conduct
>>738204683He needed to be a little less serious.And she was a fellow scholar with which he could talk shop, without having the same intentions as Athena.
>>738204580>Perhaps the real trannies are the troons we became along the wayHuh? What the fuck are you trying to say? Wordsalad and buzzwords don't suit you very well.
>>738204586He's based. Ya seethe?
>>738200726....stormblood...?
https://x.com/NatNatXIV/status/2051181158520827936Leave random chance for the cattle, not for the elite.
>>738204586Not gonna Chort it... baka.
CHORT! CHORT! CHORT! CHORT! CHORT! CHORT! CHORT! CHORT! CHORT!
>>738204384Eh I'm a bigger fan of .
>>738204586It's not funny, it's just silly. Chort is a silly name and he looks silly. I think you're just autistic and probably depressed or something if this little silly thing bothers you so much.
>>738204816melting over the man-legs? lmao
>>738204586>He's chorting
>>738204903This shit will absolutely be getting referenced in some FATE somewhere
>>738204925>Perhaps the real trannies are the troons we became along the wayHuh? What the fuck are you trying to say? Wordsalad and buzzwords don't suit you very well.
>>738204840Playable lamia race. That move like vid related instead of floating everywhere.
>>738204903Chort >>>
>>738200726Waiting for you on the other side of the noose you vile freak.
>>738204964It should be a hunt mark just called "Lv 110" and runs away when defeated.
>>738197781Forget the male Hyur face, those are really the legs of a man. Just look at left. The anon is right. How could you not see it..
>>738205038You killed yourself just to wait for me to imitate you?
>>738205085xhe needs time to accept xhe made a trans character while trying to go for the tomboy in a dress
>>738204586>I'M CHORTING OUT!
>>738205134melting over the man-legs? lmao
>>738204647dark skin with a bright hair color
>>738205243thanks chirurgeon
>>738205010Might as well ask for chort or any monster to be a playable race if we're doing that, makes no fucking sense
>>738204586Its funny because the name/design is funny. Imagine hearing about some great demon and his name is Chort. And hes just a fat ball.
>>738204603What story is this from? I've never seen the WoL's sex canonically mentioned til now. Though with how Gerolt and Rowena keep having nearly identical reflections its beginning to look more unlikely that WoL isn't meant to be a carbon copy of Ardbert.
Its funny because you know someone modded a massive fucking dick onto chort to fuck their miqote.
>>738203693Jesus fking christ... just no...
lore reason why the WoL doesn’t go to gold saucer to fuck one in a while?
Why is everyone obsessing over an ugly elezen avatar poster? Game sucks so badly there's nothing else to discuss! KEK! GET CHORT'D XD
>>738205372https://na.finalfantasyxiv.com/lodestone/special/tales_from_the_storm/sidestory_02/#sidestory_02you can change the WoLs sex though
>>738200875Reminder her attachment to the world will gradually fade incident by incident until eventually she thinks the Solstice is going to be a very good idea ultimately. In the end she will be locked away in imprisonment for the rest of her life for her crimes against humanity. Just like the text for Exodus mentions in FFXII.
>>738203693People actually like this fuck after endwalker? He's so annoying.
>>738205498She needs rape correction.
>>738205498I can fix her
Can you believe it? Another thread to bump cap! Where's the janny that hates XIV threads?Nobody can give me an answer....
>>738205243>got destroyed by a great hulk that went 15-0 in a QP match the other dayJesus, he can be scary.
>>738205456Because then the women of xiv would find out and start invading his room posing as sex workers.
>>738205498None of the ascians go deep into their naming origins, it's all surface level at best like Emet being Hades and Zalera being an angel of death (who is the Sephiroth reference in 12, which)
>>738205641>Because its not happening now, that means it never happenedJust shut up, retard
>>738205498she can do anything she wants as long as she's cute
>>738205398Yes, yes, YES!
>>738205498Her attachment to the world will increase when she see what an Ala Mhigan BULL looks like. Mouth watering hung highlander men.
>>738205498will ishikawa kill her off in 8.0 or wait until the patches?
>>738205456It is canon that the WoL took a Xeala girl to bed the night after becoming Khan
>>738205654imagine if they found he only like lalafells...
>>738205498I can correct her with my aether-enriched elezen penis.
>>738205792she's prime level 109 trial material. probably something based off of Demeter, who Nophica is based on
>>738205827Lies. Sadu had fightsex with him so he was spent
>>738205701>two threads out of 20+ in the past weekstill waiting for the boogeyman in your schizophrenic mind to show up
>>738204895Chortling atm
>>738205792Should have bum rushed and smashed her into paste on the moon in front of Calyx and taken him into custody for Sharlayan study. WoL and scions can probably handle whatever she was babbling about without her input.
>>738203243for me, it's thinking you are doing some big brain "synergizing" by doing your designated opener after which everything automatically fall into place
>>738205775bruh
>>738205930B-B-B-B-UT THEN YOU WOULD BE NO BETTER THAN THE VILLAINS!!! AAAAAH MY HECKIN' MORALITY!!! WE MUST BE BETTERMEN!!!
>>738205753we think this
Reminder that >>(You)r WoL looks like this.
>>738205675>picI bet most of coils are trivial to do sync with all the changes in skills over the years. I don't think the mechanics are any harder than modern extremes.
>>738205930>Should have bum r-She warps out and does the bodyjack thing on alisaie or whatever to talk to you
>>738205901NTA but It should be 0 out of however many threads in the past everytime, unless they are clear shitpost threads.
>>738206058The damage Bahamut shits out would make DF healers rope.
>>738205675Except their fates have also correlated. Emet-Selch kidnaps a bitch and Fandaniel falls off a ledge.
>>738206052my WoL is a moonie with a thousand cock stare (she's a virgin)
>>738206052wrongmy wol is a lalabvll with a 10 inch penis
>>738205675I feel like one day they'll just make an actual normal coils like the mobile version did.
>>738201128I would prefer to make more profit than less profit, yes
>>738205857Krile doesn't mind that.
>>738206107Can old bosses still crit?
>>738206052No, my WoL is a fiddie orphan from a backwater village who would wrestle with the local boys growing up and, while she never could beat them, never gave up trying. One day, after seeing some adventurers pass through her village and hearing their stories, a spark lite in her soul and she vowed she would seek out an adventurer of her own one day. And thus began the journey of my Warrior of Light.
>>738206052I modded my WoL to be a loli
>>738206303with a fat ass, I hope?
>>738205775This but specifically light-skinned ones.
>>738197695This is punishment for not working with the tools you were givenPerish>>738197809I don't get why people wouldn't just use base ReShade, you don't need a special 14 fork of it
>>738206058Brother people are wiping to Shinryu Unreal, the fight has no real mechanics just stack/spread. There is no way they could handle coils.
>>738206367RAIDNIGGER DEATHBALANCETROON NOOSEYour time is soonHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA
>>738206273I used to headcanon that my WoL was from some small island off the coast. That way it makes sense that they seem to know nothing about mainland Eorzea but it's still true when NPCs call them an Eorzean.
>>738206052This is the trve WoL, whether you like it or not.
>>738206436As a matter of fact I just first tried shinryu in pf after not having done it since 4.1. I am in jp dc though and back in arr coils could be cleared in df (not even pf) after they were unlocked.
>>738206273My xaela's mother was from a tribe that was wiped out by ishgard, and her father was a dragoon. The calamity orphaned her and she went south and was raised by an church of nald'thal where they learned she could become a rhaumaturge and sent her to ul'dah with adventuring as her career while she learned thaumaturgy. She saught power to take revenge on bahamut and the empire, never letting herself be victimized again, and hiding behind an autistic chuuni persona due to her trauma.
the WoL is a male lalafel that grooms underage elezen
this is my wol
>>738205291I'm sick of humans with point ears, horns, slight fur, etc. I want actual varied races. Centaurs, lamia, driders, harpies, etc.
>>738206052Nawe
>>738205248Responding to the wrong person?
>>738206459
>>738205775Only homosexuals care about highlanders.
>>738206052no, the WoL looks like this
>>738206997Merrows...?
>>738207049>Perhaps the real trannies are the troons we became along the wayHuh? What the fuck are you trying to say? Wordsalad and buzzwords don't suit you very well.
>>738207116no it doesn't.
>>738207041I THINK I'M GOING TO VOMIT
>>738206997Stay on WoW then you fucking freak.
>>738207041looks like the smug know it all guy in anime that pushes his glasses up
>>738206997No one wants to play as ugly ass monsters
>>738207193the wol absolutely is a femlala with plausibly deniable panty flashes
>>738206997Nah, I'd rather have 3D gear rather than some "unique races" that only 2% of the playerbase plays.
>>738206997Degenerates like you belong on a cross.
>>738206052not mine
>>738207041YWNBAW
>>738207041How big is her cock?
>>738207405Now post him running
>>738207445About the size of her arm.
>>738207465
>>738207445Women don't have dicks, anon.
>>738207567HOLY SHIT!
>>738204384need lewds like this
Page 10 is the coziest place to post!
>>738207850This guy unironically likes FUB stuff
>>738207856agreed
>>738205792she will not be killed or even antagonistic toward us in 8.0she's gonna be a long term will she wont she antagonist
>>738206342how many mods to make this?
>>738207881There goes our boy :')>>738207856*smooch!*
>>738207896FUB?
Where is he, oh where is he?I keep looking, but anon won't show it!
>>738207856passionate sex with this roe
>>738207926QTP2T
>>738208000fat ugly bastard
WARCRAFT TRANNIES IN THE GRAVE TONIGHTEVERYBODY GONNA HAVE A GOOD TIME
>>738200875In some world, WOL looks like this ugly lizard glass bitch and everyone at Eorzea people are convinced that she saved the world..
>>738207856>>738207926Post more Roes