Can you do it? Can you make it without shitting your pants?
>>738194154
Pants-shitting is a sacred sport.
the real question is can you figure out how to get all the achievements?one of them is old-school text adventure shit, i wonder how many zoomers figured it out?
>>738194969Speak for yourself, inferior pants-shitter. I am a vastly superior floor-shitter.
>>738194154>*farts lightly*>*checks pockets and eat the pills*
>decide to replay this gem>learn that Rogue Legacy was made by the same devsNever expected that
>>738195360huh that is pretty interesting, I never knewHowever now that you say it it seems so naturalNewgrounds is the Manhatten Project of indie game development.
>>738195329fuck I farted too hard
>>738195329Nooo you betrayed me anon!
>>738195360how'd you miss the giant pants-shitting painting in the castle
>>738197180I didn't play it all that much, but now that you mention it I might've simply forgot
>>738197180I missed that too, or I might've passed it off as only an unrelated nod towards the game. Dunno.
>>738195360That explains why one of the defects iirc was to make your character fart on jump. Very on brand.
>>738194154So far yes, but I've been having diarrhea for the last 10 hours or so. Every couple hours I desperately run to the toilet and firehose bile out my ass. I feel miserable
>>738194154>PULL door>sit on toilet>shitEZ game
>>738198971
>>738194154No, but still waiting for Don't Shit Your Pants 2
>fart How was I supposed to know??
>>738200380you knew the risk involved and took the chance anyway!It's called bravery
>"Don't shit">Shits anywayBroken ass mechanics
>>738194154F, he died an hero (;_;)7
Turned out ok I guess
>>738195080They'll never find the pills.
This is the soul AI could never replicate.
>>738194424
Is there a html version of this?
>>738204423pure html? not that I know of. But you don't need flash anymore if that is what you mean.https://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/540127
why is my version weird and fucked up?
>>738205205Purely economic factors
>>738195124The pajeet strats
That's some nostalgia. Couldn't manage to get these three endings, they're probably easy but can't think of more words.
>>738206539How is "kill self" not one of the first things you attempt in a text-based game?
>>738206539what is the result of seppuku?Award 8: you already know every word you need
I never knew this