Yes, I will be playing as the Tau Empire (or perhaps the Farsight Enclaves) in both Total War Warhammer 40k and Warhammer 40k: Dawn of War 4. Why did you ask?
blue alien women owe me sex
it's the thinking man's faction really
>>738197496diddy blud ahh artist.
>>738197571I can't believe that Mossa is problematic medias....
>>738195335did you know men who like big boobs are poorer and hungrier
only if the games aren't shit, total war 40k doesn't really look impressive in term of army size so far and i'm afraid of DoW4 being shit since it's made by the iron harvest devs
>>738195335I hope that if the Tau are added that it isn't just Tau, Kroot and Mechs. Having access to all their alien auxiliaries as units would be pretty cool. I don't there's been a single 40K game that showed Gue'vesa.
You won't be playing as them for at least like 3 years because I can't imagine they're very high on the totem pole for DLC.
>>738199997Yeah I heard them bragging about how you'll be able to have like 500 squig bombers or whatever, and I'm like "Thats it?". Shit ain't NUTHIN if you can't have a 1000+ now days. That and they way they said it implies that you won't be able to have like 500 of other units, just lesser ones. We aren't talking unless I can mass at least 500 Battlesuits at once.
>>738201171TAU UDDERS
>>738201957Blue milk...
>>738201061A guevesa can't be a fire caste warrior. Their name literally stands for human helper. They are the lowest of the low in the Tau empire and looked upon with disdain.
>>738195335>>738201171they don't look like that
>>738205450They do look like that.
for me it's Genestealer Cults
>Every single faction is functionally immune to Chaos taint and Genestealer shenanigans except for the ImperiumWhy? It just means only humans suck.
>>738205669Genestealers don't have hair you FUCK
>>738205691That's why Horus wanted to destroy all of humanity.
>>738205691You have random xenos working as mercs for CSMs
>>738205691humanity is the most widespread (behind orkz but they're super chaos and jeanstealer resistant) and corruptible species in the galaxy so it's just going to happen
>>738205691deldar exist though
>>738205759They're typically shown as bald, but there's nothing in lore that says they CAN'T have hair.
Tau women are built to be not milked
>>738195335DoW4 won't survive long enough for Tau to be added.Tau won't be added to TWW40K for several years.
>>738207137>not milkedWhat an evil thing to say.
for me it's FUTA tau
>>73820106140k games are made to shill the tabletop. Anything that doesn't have a tabletop model is off the table.
>>738207251yeah but futa on male, futa on female ie bsyond overrated and futa on futa is also good but already overdone.
>>738207194Tau are the 3rd biggest Xenos group and thats without ever getting a ultra cheap starter edition box, their arrival is only threatened by how many dlc are just "Space Marines but" stuff. also >several yearsTau wont be in the game until TWW40k 2 comes out
>>738207265>implying anyone buys tabletop minis
>>738207352The popularity ladder for xenos is>Nids>Necrons>Orks (Soon to be higher)>Eldar/Tau>Dark Eldar>GenestealersMarines also outsell all of these combined.It's frankly baffling they chose to put in Eldar over Necrons.
>>738207478And it's worth pointing out as well; there's a substantial gap between Orks and Eldar/Tau
>>738205759>>738206947They absolutely have hair, there are multiple novels that confirm that.
>>738207478This is the literal actual measured stats of each faction's popularity.
>>738205691There's at least one Greenstealer cult in Octarius
>>738195335Chaos (Tzeentch > Slaanesh > Nurgle > Khorne) > Eldar > Orks > Tau > Tyranids > Imperium > Necrons
>>738207579Damn, orks are only 13? From how people talk about them I would've guessed at least top ten.
>tfw no cheesecake gooner miniatures for TauGrimdark.
>>738207783Truly reddit taste
>>738207579Anon... that's only a Competitive tally...
>>738207579>Death Guard higher than the Guardwat
>>738207804Look harder.
>>738207796tabletop is for a different breed of spergs, they don't post here
>>738207796Liking, buying minis for the sake of collecting, talking about faction ≠playing them in TT
>>738207894>tabletop is for a different breed of spergs, they don't post hereTragically they do an in increasing numbers because of how shit /tg/ is.
>>738207796That list is for competitive and semi-competitive play, not general ownership.>>738207861Guard are one of those factions where they get a lot of attention for being the 'Regular soldiers' but aren't super popular on the table.Death Guard were also featured in the substantial launch box for 8th Edition, which gave them a huge boost.
Die
>>738207884I can't use that in public.
>>738207995>the substantial launch box for 8th EditionStill mad that was the only way to get the non-shit Lord of Contagion model
>>738207796The only reason you see Necrons, Tyranids, Death Guard or Dark Angels that high is because they were in edition launch boxes. Orks will become a lot more popular in 11th.
>>738195335>>738201171>>738205590>>738205669>>738207137>>738207230>>738207884HAHAHAH YOU FUCK XENOS!
>>738208207Yea.
>>738195335>>738201171>>738205590>>738207137>>738207230GUH
Farsight is a Char clone, you cannot convince me otherwise
>>738208101I love that armour set the chaos guard guy is wearing, is that based on anything in particular?Don't know why but the pointy nose on it is peak
>>738195335I play W40K games SOLELY to kill Tau
>>738208171I kind of like Felthius. You can still get the old LoC model from ebay or 3d printing.
>>738208267https://wh40k.lexicanum.com/wiki/Blood_Pact
>>738208258There's really nothing about him that's Char-like except the red mech.
>>738207547depends on how close they are to pure strain. First couple of gens will still be mostly human and thus hair but the ones that are more Nid than human wont
>>738208207
need 8 foot tall gigastacy big boobed tomboy fire caste wheyfu....
>>738208271You must be having a bad time of it because there hasn't been a game where you kill Tau in like... 10 years? When did Battlefleet Gothic 2 come out?
>>738208387>sample imageRetarded morons like you get NO Tau wife.
>>738205386No they're not. They're treated like any other alien auxiliary, as in: they fulfill their role and respected for it but the greater good's chosen people will always be the Tau.Only the 5th sphere of expansion hates Humans but they hate everything that is sensitive to the warp because of the shit they saw there.
>>738208387>>738208424post the FUTA ALTlook at all that NEGATIVE SPACE....
Again with spamming the same fucking pics over and over again. Get better, new material or fuck off.
I will make your waifu drink my liquid shit
Damn tau niggas are just sad
>>738208359>First couple of gens will still be mostly humanOther way around but yeah
>>738208671Post minis
>>738208671Tau and Eldar fans are trapped in a perpetual state of coping because their factions are treated like jokes both in universe and in media.
>>738208570>Thousand Sons in SM2>"Finally something that isn't Nurgle shit">TS are a hundred times worseGuess I got scheme'd.
>>738197571this round of nigger retard speak is becoming stale, you zoomers need to make up some new nigger speak of the month
>>738209108>"Finally something that isn't Nurgle shit"Oh yeah all those games that have Nurgle in them like Darktide and uhhhhhhhhhh
>>738209229Vermintide 2. I mean I 1000 hours in VT2 so I personally was very sick of Nurgle.
>>738209229Chaos Gate Daemonhunters
>>738209458I always considered that more of a skaven game.>>738209565People actually played that?
>>738201957What does Tau milk taste like?
>Dawn of War DC/SS/Probably DoW4>Fire Warriors and Battlesuits can out-range and outgun most factions>Stealth Team is the most busted Infil. unit behind Necron Lord>Get turned into a blue smear if the enemy has a single dedicated melee unit>Need to rely on their assimilated peons (Kroot/Vespids) for melee support/body-blockingImagine your entire clodhopping species being weak in melee and begging dumb tribals for help. Enjoy getting bullied by literally any other faction!
>>738195335I wonder have they learned how fucked is the galaxy?
>>738211129They have their own warp goddess now so it doesn't matter
>>738208570why not having a nurgle waifu?Sure she will give you her "gift" and you will be a weird zombie with immortality and you body will do very strange things, but she also always will be with you and love you, depending on her degree of nurgleness she might not even look too badand you won't feel your condition at all, as those gifted stop feeling any pain
>>738210313they're vegans so probably fruity
>>738197496>>738205759mossa sucks
mossa rules
>>738211184Made by the humans and other xenos not the Tau.
>>738195335yes you will pay for the dlc to see blood. Yes you will pay for a DLC to use Cadians AKA the dog shit generic IG subfaction that failed to hold cadia and who you retards jizz over. yes you will pay for DLC to change the paint scheme of your space marine. Yes you will pay for DLC to ork sub factions. Yes you are a retard for still buying CA games.
>>738207352I don't think TW40k is going to be series like the Warhammer Fantasy games, just a one off.
>>738212161full pic?
>>738212161I liked him better when he drews /his/core shit instead of goyhammer slop
>>738208424BASED sample and master_1200 hater
>>738212161Hell yea, I like robot jones too.
It's hilarious to think that Humanity will take over the Tau Empire from within, given enough time:>the average lifespan of a human is twice of a Tau; with rejuvenat treatments humans can live for hundreds of years,>actually form family units and communities,>physically stronger, with better endurance and better eyesight than any other Caste A.K.A. just outright better soldiers,>capable of producing psykers,>it's humanity's influence that lead to the birth of the Tau Goddess within the Warp,>in a recent Tau novel even the alien themselves notice it's the Tau who are picking up mannerisms and behaviours from humans, not the other way around,
are their nipples pink or dark blue/purple
>>738214047Man with the important questions here.
>>738214047Darker shade of their skin color, as always.
congratulations anon! you have been chosen as the designer for one of the tyranid campaigns! you even get to pick your favorite hive fleet! now, show us your ideas
>>738214637uhm they like kill and eat everyone
>>738209108It's weird how a single Chaos god always gets overused, like how even Sorcerers were screaming "BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD" back in DoW1 and 2.
>>738214637a norn emissary walks onscreen with a big fat belly and it starts slapping its belly whilst talking about how much of a massive fat chud it is
>>738214637you play as genestealers and steal genes
>>738214974NO. I DON'T WANT TO PLAY AS THE PURPLE HUMANS. I WANT TO PLAY AS THE GIANT, MURDER BUGSAURS. BACK TO THE DESIGN ROOM
>>738214637A hivefleet invades a system, and instead of stripping the planets of all life they turn them into big juicy bugcock central.
>>738195335Do tau females wear wigs to convert humans?
>>738215557They have hair, but they're forced to do the Qing queue thing.
>>738214637Give them mutalisks. Just for fun.
>>738208435*cough cough* that's the 4th Sphere *cough*
>>738195335>FIRE ALL GUNSi fucking love Tao in the rts. It's by far the most aesthetic race and their mechas are kewl.
>>738195335>Yes, I will be playing as the Tau EmpireThat makes you a n-word! White men will play Raptors, or Blood Angels, and destroy the Blueberries in their crib!
>>738195335based, same
>>738195335I thought the Armageddon Trailer was for a upcoming video game and spent a afternoon searching for it. https://youtu.be/zxhmd12nVtI?Embarrassed!
>>738207579what is the metric and where is the data from?
>>738214637Overlord but Nids
>>738211472That's fucking disgusting. Nurgle is pure. Take your faggotry to Slaanesh or xenos where it belongs.
>>738195335They aren't a playable faction in either. You'll be waiting 3 years minimum sadly. I say this as a Tau and Leagues main.
Why did fan artists decide that tau of all races should be the ones with huge_breasts when there isn't a single official depiction (or even mention of) tau with breasts? why tau was chosen specifically? Or is there just as much eldar, ork or tyranid fat women porn too and I just don't see it?
>>738205669>GenestealerOy vey!
>>738222278because someone wondered "what if tau had big tiddies" and decided to draw the answer
>>738222278Because they evolved form space cows.
>>738222383They're supposed to be horses if anything, the lore is they evolved hunting on the steppes like Mongolians, running around killing things and never settling and that effects their mobile combat doctrine today.
>>738221420I like how they show Kriegers reacting to the broadcast. If any of them turn back to the city it's to do what Yarrick did.
>>738222530sounds like big khazar milkers are appropriate then
>>738222530Huh, I must have got things mixed up somehow. In that case I have no idea, but it is hot. Probably better than if they were drawn with crotch tits.
>>738222278They're mountain goats. The fan-art follows the Unreliable Narrative (literary trope) of Mechanicus when discussing Tau where they were described as Bovids erroneously. So they should have large thighs and bottom not cowtits.
>>738222278Coomer faggots will sexualize fucking anything you know this already
>>738222278Orks are canonically monogendered and the average ork fan doesn't really like titty art.There IS a fairly large amount of anthro Tyranid porn, but those are inherently more fantastical than Tau or Eldar porn. You CAN imagine a female tau or an eldar feasibly getting railed by a human, while there are 0 chances of there ever having a woman-shaped tyranid who has sex with humans. Same thing for the Necrons to a lesser extent.Eldar are space elves whose aesthetics and themes are more conductive towards a lithe or athletic frame. Finallt, the Tau on the other hand are apparently said to have evolved from bovids, are hidden away behind mechs and bulky suits, have traditionally been described as anime-adjacent (and are indeed very east asian-influenced) and have the whole "likes to do propaganda and recruit humans into their empire angle". Thus, big tits fits them like a glove, because that way you can call them anime cow people who use their large propagandistic breasts to lure men into their empire, it is simply naturally conductive to what they are.
>>738223053cringe
>>738211883truth nuke but no one's ready to accept that
>>738223384>while there are 0 chances of there ever having a woman-shaped tyranid who has sex with humansGENEGENEGENEstealers. IT'S LITERALLY IN THE NAME.
>>738211883>>738224982Falsehood nuclear bombTake your shit taste somewhere else
>Woman spacemarine :(>Woman anything else :)
>>738201061GW has a policy of not allowing stuff in 40k games that they don't sell minis off.
>>738225170we can already jerk it to SoBs without ruining the lore bro
>>738225073First three aren't fucked up enough to be representative of their chaos god.
>>738225073Why am I filled with such a feeling of love for cultist chan?It's completely irrational but I love her so much...
>>738225170They already exist as the Sisters of Battle like >>738225352 said. They were GW's answer to everyone asking "where as the female Space Marines?"
>>738225530where are*dunno what happened to my brain there
do people think total warhammer 40k won't just be 15 spess muhreen chapters and orkz?
>>738214032>in a recent Tau novel even the alien themselves notice it's the Tau who are picking up mannerisms and behaviours from humans, not the other way around,Sauce?
>>738225073Nurglechan should be rotting apart with guts spilling out and pus oozing everywhere. Khornechan should be in a frothing unga bunga retard rage and ripping out Slaaneshchan's skull and drinking her blood
>>738214032>it's humanity's influence that lead to the birth of the Tau Goddess within the WarpNot just humans. All aliens in the Tau empire who are connected to the warp helped form her. The Tau who first encountered the being killed all on their ships with connection to the warp and the Tau from the are where all this happened hold prejudices towards aliens in their empire in general.
>>738225619At launch? Yea definitely. In like 5 years, we'll have everything (probably).
>>738225170Sister of silence, sisters of battle, and assassin's are superior.Not to mention the variety of abhuman, and normal but really cool humans are way to good to ignore.You don't need to rape the setting for good waifus
>>738214867Those were the early days of 3d models, so Khorne got picked because his daemons were the easiest to make models for. Then devs started messing around with a bunch of new lighting tech that was able to make slime and grime much more visible, so Nurgle became the poster boy. Now it's Tzeentch's turn. It will never be Slaanesh's turn because tits out rape monsters would get the games an AO rating, which means most major retailers would refuse to sell the game.
>>738226030>5 yearslolTry 10+
>>738212348>yes you will pay for the dlc to see blood>he doesn't knowlol stupid nigger.
>>738225519Nothing irrational, chaos crazy girl forbidden pussy got all of us acting unwise
What do I do now I've basecoated?
>>738207579what the FUCK is Deathwatch?
>>738228178black space muhreens who specifically fight xenos
>>738225901Actually all of them should be at home pregnant with my children.
>like the idea of tzeentch and the whole ultimate quest for knowledge thing>look at chaos models for tzeentch>total dogshit
>>738226662That's one long clit.
I just want Peter Turbo and his boys to encounter the Tau so they'll sperg out so hard to create gear and tactics to counter Tau tech
>>738229015>>738229280
hyper tau cow honkers...
>>738230805tau cheesebaking with tau milk and cheesetau-cheese quichetea, earl grey, hot, with tau milk
How long til Dark Eldar get added?
>>738228264The opposite of Grey Knights. They're designed to fight Xenos.
>>738230805Yea.
>>738232346milk
>>738231406Probably not long considering they can probably re-use a lot of the animations from base Eldar. My guess is that we will see chaos as the first inevitable dlc, followed by nids then with Dark Eldar as the third race added.
>>738232456What does it taste like?>>738233075I could see Necrons coming before Nids.
>>738205669Why do they need so many jeans?
>>738205759Isn't this that pedotranny artist?
Ewwww TAU Empire is CCP coded.
>>738214867People overthink Tzeentch, which makes him not very popular to depict even if it would make sense to do so. There always needs to be some kind of plan or a bunch of complicated and complex structures involving him in the minds of people when his most simplest and most basic plans involve lies and deceit.
>>738223384>while there are 0 chances of there ever having a woman-shaped tyranid who has sex with humans.Literally every Genestealer cultist is a tyranid bioform with delusions of being human
>>738221420i like Blood Angels so, neat.
Any hope for Total War WH40K?
>>738236984It'll be the perfect tertiary slop.
>>738236984>Any hope for...WH40K?No.
>>738209229Daemonhunters. Darktide. Chaos Rising. The insane amount of Nurgle love on the tabletop.
It goes without saying that Space Wolves are the worst and most hated faction in the game. Who's second place?
>>738237449Look I know that there's a really annoying faggot that stalks the /tg/ 40kg thread and he is by all accounts a tremendous cunt, but this shit is the fucking cringiest thing I have ever seen. Chaos is always the number 1 hated faction because of their obscene amounts of asspull, and then SM in general because of the sycophantic favoritism of GW for them. Then Eldar probably because they always stomp every edition (before they get nerfs).
