Could Joel have done anything to save her from becoming lesbian?
let her know what dick feels likeits a post apoc world afterall
>>738195793Rape correction would do the trick. Prescribed 2 times a day and 3 times on Saturdays.Impregnation expected within 3 to 6 weeks. Repeat until end of fertile years (age 25)
>>738195793Not let the place he lives in keep jews around
>>738195793gentle rape
>>738195793>lawless land>doesn't impregnate herJoel is gay therefore she thought gay was cool
>>738195793It'd be difficult.Peoples sexuality is often set by their first sexual experience.She had already fucked around with another girl by the time he got to her, so he would have to bang her pretty long and hard to make her forget that, to reprogram her brain.
>>738195793its a scripted game you fucking idiot. and they only did that to make sure people didn't suspect joel of fucking her
>>738195793damn, someone should make this outfit a mod
>>738198462>She had already fucked around with another girl by the time he got to herThat's actually a lot more common than you'd think when it comes to women.I've known a few girls that had a first time with another girl but went on to prefer guys.
>>738195793Yes he could have dicked her so hard that she becomes addicted to COCK
>>738195793She's not. Don't play the DLC or the sequel.
>>738198462It's not unusual for girls having her first kiss and kiss "training" with their best girl friend.
>>738195793There's nothing wrong with liking the same sex
>>738200187there is if you're both menits not so much woman love is bad as is the feminism that usally comes with it thats what bad.
>Ellie after having real sexhappy now?
>>738195867>>738195920>>738197623>>738197930>>738199942Shes like 14
>>738201091When did that ever stop a man in a country without laws?
>>73820109115 at the end of TLOU Part I.
Did you guys actually PLAY her games?
>>738201182David tried to rape our cutiepie.
>>738200962>hot as fuck>disgusting arm tattooI hate the antichrist
I would prefer he wasn’t in a garbage movie game first but seems this isn’t a thread for people who actually care about vidya.
>>738195793She was straight in the first game because she was impressive by the dicks in porn magazine. Also did she wear a skirt in the first game.
>>738201432>insert fbipepetattoopic here
>>738200962Honestly? She’s right
>>738201462No, but here's a Saros thread up ahead maybe try that one. Oh wait, in that thread they are complaining about the story of the game.
>>738201432She has a tattoo in the second game
>>738201492The DLC was written first, which is why Riley is mentioned at the end of TLOU. So she was gay the whole time. I mean they had Bill so it’s not like Straley cared
>>738201629saros is on the same level of pajeet as tlou
>>738201746Okay she was bi then. Still she should have kids because it could spread her immune gene.
>>738201772work on your bait
>>738201091So... A normal age to procreate? Thank you, Sherlock!
>>738200962https://arch.b4k.dev/v/search/image/fY7_U5DxHICQTI-YEB7HVA/>>738201605https://arch.b4k.dev/v/search/image/iDZ38eAK16NgVEsnppt3LA/>>738201746https://arch.b4k.dev/v/search/image/heBep1OlX9Qbzf7Mb-7_9A/Kill yourself
>>738201831There’s no real evidence that she’s bi. She is fucking with Joel with the gay porno and chucks it out the window. Not exactly subtle
>>738195793How do people become gay in a survival environment? Really?
As best as we understand, lesbians are either born that way or develop their sexuality at an extremely early stage. So no, nothing Joel could do
>>738201960>is impressed by big penises >not at least bisexualokay
>>738195793>Could Joel have done anything to save her from becoming lesbian?No but I can.
>>738202023There were gay people in incredibly unstable and violent periods throughout history. It just happens
>>738202031Literally the opposite, all evidence points to socially conferred.
>>738202103Very handwavy answer, and generally untrue.
>>738202115If that were true, lesbians wouldn’t look like lesbians. Physiognomy is real
>>738201306Yep. Also played the original on PS3.
>>738202223>generally untrue.Very dumb reply. We are talking about a small minority of people, of course it doesn’t apply in general. But gays have popped up in times of extreme scarcity and societal collapse before. Thats just a fact.
>>738201882Good day to you as well saar.
>>738195793Could've introduced her to me
>>738202650The fisheye effect makes Dina's head look huge and kind of uncanny.
>>738202508>Good day to you as well saar.Meanwhile ACTUAL White people before their Rassengefuhl was destroyed post WWII.
>>738201629The game looks overly cutscened and scripted
>>738202425Not denying that degeneracy and dysfunction have always existed. But homosexuality is a social illness, not transmittable in a survival scenario.
>>738202821so ellie's legal in Austria
>>738202929it's both but the combat parts are very up to your own approach
>>738201091You could just say you're homosexual and be done with this charade.
>>738202704I'd say her jewishness does that, but you do you.
>>738201091out of 10
>>738202650>left: me>right: /v/
>>738198462From what we know, she had a single kiss. I'm sure Joel could do better with some effort.
I always shipped teenage Ellie with Joel.
>>738195793explain what's wrong with two cute lesbians having sex. the only reason why you would want to see or think about a naked man putting his gross dick in a woman is because you're GAY for HAIRY MEN and their PENISES
>>738202943Ellie did not grow up in a survival scenario. She lived in a quarantine zone and went to FEDRA school. Social transmission is perfectly plausible. Homosexuality was illegal in many parts of the world for much of human history and it still spread through that mechanism. You either did not play the game or don’t know anything about human history, or both
>>738203256Watching lesbians have sex is hot. The act itself of lesbian sex is not only pure faggotry but also does not lead to procreation.
>>738203214Same
TLOU: 8/10TLOU 2: 0/10Also the multiplayer from TLOU was top tier.
>>738195793They had to do it to reduce the shipping of Joel and Ellie. What they ended up with was much creepier, but at least they fixed that problem early in the second game with a golf club.
>>738203502The first game is a 6.5/10. Combat and A.I. were mid, story was alright.The second game is a solid 8/10. Great combat and vastly superior A.I., the story was solid.
>>738195793Why do cute feminine girls become lesbians, though? From a practical standpoint it makes no sense
>>738203687>the story was solidBait used to be believable
The good ending
>>738203747It could have been better written obviously, but to say it was shit is dishonest. Abby is genuinely not that bad of a character.
>>738203965I said bait used to believable. Not immediately dismissing TLOU 2's story as the worst story of all time exposed you lad. Gotta work on that bud
>>738202821Sar, the average biological age of men and women at first childbirth for all of history was 31 for the man and 23 for the woman, according to a study on the mutation rates of DNA strands in human beings over the past 150k years. The standard has never been below 18.https://news.iu.edu/live/news/28109-study-reveals-average-age-at-conception-for-men
>>738204053No video game story will be worse than anything Kojima and Tetsuya could concoct. You're probably antisemitic.
>>738203502Factions is both one of the top 10 multiplayer games ever made and probably one of the most ignored, cucked playerbases of all time >promised a fully fledged multiplayer project by one of the most prominent devs of all time>get cancelled twice over the course of 7 years because "oopsie we didn't think about it">studio will never release a mp mode ever again now
>>738204192Kojima is certified dogshit and he looks like a god in comparison with what Druckmann came up with for TLOU 2. Absolutely ludicrous, mind-boggling virtue signalling pile of utter trash. Every time someone doesn't dismiss it as being the biggest pile of garbage you can immediately write them off as either insane, a liar or a pleb.>>738204271It hurts so much bro. I used to play Factions all the time. I even got featured on sanchowest's Factions clip show quite a few times. Made a montage on youtube. I really miss it all. They did us dirty with Factions 2 (thanks Bungie)
>>738203743>>738204179pp hard
>>738204465If you didn't know, Factions is still incredibly active for how old it is. Despite the community being a mess it still holds up and you can still get great games. It also just had a revival project for private PS3/PC emulation servers.
>>738201091and?do you believe that anything could stop me from fucking a 14 years old girl in a post-apocalyptic world?it's a lawless world
>>738204465tlou2 haters cannot even tell you why they hate it it's just spamming the first swear words they can think of. it's like me learning the word "shit " when i was 9
>>738205118the 14 year old girl would stop you. with a machete.
>>738204179>at first childbirthYou misread the study retard. That is the average age across all children, not firstborns.
>>738201837what an ugly ass face...
>>738205231post a face you find appealing then
>>738205396
>>738205457that 'thing' looks 12
>>738205174>lets head out across the entire country to "get revenge" on someone in the postapocalypseStrike 1>lets make the father figure from the first game do incomprehensible out-of-character shit in the first hour of the game to cartoonishly kill him off because straight white men badStrike 2>lets have an angry lesbian and a lesbian jewess raise an asian kid in the postapocalypse because the jewess fucked an asian guy who was unceremoniously killed off in a comedic fashion and never ever mentioned again>lets have generic "religion bad" BS unless its jewish then its good>lets have a tranny looking "woman" who has their own giant personal gym in the postapocalypse because women stronk>lets have a literal tranny who got abused by muh religion cultists so "they" transitioned in the postapocalypse because that's what you doStrikes 3, 4, 5, 6, and I'm not going to go further, because that's definitely enough to dismiss this dogshit as the worst product in existence, story-wise.
>>738205580>thingrude
>>738205719more human than whatever tf >>738205556 is
>>738205710>father figure >"daddy joel who is so much better than my alcoholic father who beats me died to a bitch i hate foids so much."try again without the pol lingo
>>738206148>le pol boogeymanConcession absolutely accepted pleb don't @ me again faggot
>>738205457>>738205719She killed billions...
>>738205231She is not ugly!!!
>>738203502They gonna make a third game or what
fuck Ellie
>>738210674kill elliefuck sarah
>>738208696I hope not. Enough destruction
>>738195793Not after >picrel came in hot, after that even it completely sealed the deal for her.
>>738212639what was his problem
>>738213001post apocalyptic chud
>>738195793she didn't get dicked so that's why she got a girlfriend's baby
