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Hmm, all this content planned, yet no one to play it.
Curious.

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>>738208287
HELL YEAH BLAST HAVERS!
look at that line go up!!!

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>>738208803
>It's real
NO FUCKING WAY!
https://steamdb.info/app/3065800/charts/

>>738208287
>we can make shit up as long as we want

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nothing "locked in" but in it for the long haul. Interesting.

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haul: long
having: a blast
return: to form
critically: acclaimed
chuds: owned
queens: slaying

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>>738211314
stories: for years

What causes this obsession for a game you don't like

>>738208287
Oh good I was worried the story in my extraction shooter would get boring in two years

>>738208287
Concord and Highguard had years worth of content planned as well. It looks good to shareholders. Concord was going to be a multimedia franchise in the vein of Star Wars.

>>738211897
its kinda crazy how Concord might have had a chance, even with the ugly ass character designs, if it was just something besides another hero shooter.
i know i read a ton of comments online that said they didn't really care that it looked like Great Value guardians of the galaxy, but as soon as they saw the gameplay they lost all interest

>>738211614
Ecelebs ragebaiters have made it a spectator sport of sorts. And Nu-/v/ loves their Ecelebs. They are the only people that talk to them, as sad as that is.

>>738211614
That is like going up to homeless people and going why are you standing around a dumpster fire its the most interesting thing to watch.

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i hacked into their database and i think i found part of the roadmap! what could it mean!?

>>738211314
lighting: bottled

>>738211614
its fun, its not like it takes more than 5 mins to check it

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>>738208287

>>738211614
My enemy is woke megacorps and when they fail I'm happy

I have plans on taking over the world but nothing is locked in yet, fr.

>>738212442
will there be official porn?

>>738208287
Blast havers won! Chuds owned!

>>738212442
I wish that was real. I might have an excuse to play it when it goes F2P