post yfw (your face when) you boughted a steam controller
Thank you for letting me buy it GabeN. I'm sorry I called you fat. I didn't really mean it.
>>738208289I'm ready for it
>>738208289post her tits
>mfw the steam frame is now releasing in "2026" and not "early 2026"
>>738208289
I spammed the button for an eternity but I got one.
why saying shit like "boughted, broughted, brokened" a meme?
>>738208734*squish*>>738208772We're not seeing it until Q4, are we?
>WHEN THE ELECTRONIC ENTERTAINMENT APPARATUS IS BOUGHTEDPURCHASIFIED TRANSACTIONATEDBARTERIZED
>>738209213>We're not seeing it until Q4, are we?Valve has been receiving container shipments of "game consoles" in the last days, so we might see it in a month or so. Or maybe those are just new Decks. Or Machines, but I find that unlikely.
>>738209213do you think they have pierced nipples?
>>738209203ironic ESL-postingbut ironic shitposting is still shitposting after all./v/ is full of third worlders.
>>738208289heard the vibrations are TOP NOTCH~cant wait to feel it on my clitty ^w^
>>738209203I think it's funny.>>738209438Nicole would. Jecka wouldn't (except for emo Jecka).>>738209398Depends on what Valve wants to prioritise. If I was calling the shots, I'd shelve the Machine go focus on Decks and the Frame unless I got my hands on RAM.
>>738208289>>>738209203eslGOD
why are steamies so embarrassing? it's a controller that's going to be forgotten about in a year just like all of valve's products.
>>738209739>I have zoomer coombait fatigue
>>738209674>Nicole wouldthe black haired one? id imagined she would have a tongue piercing too you know what for because she has a choker and slut earrings
>>738209203It's a sharty meme that newfags here latched unto.
>>738209841>sees a fully dressed cartoon character>thinks of coombaitself report red flag
>>738209885Is this your routine when you get criticized?
>>738208289ESL likes yuri cuck shit, cant say im surprised
>>738208289I'm pretty sure I'm in the first batch to be shipped. Looking forward to it, haven't bought a controller since the DS4.
>>738210047>Captain tylor