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>>738213127who are the retards buying these
>>738213175u nigga
>>738213175Scalpers
>>738213175People who post on /v/.
>>738213127steam controller futures when?
>>738213127>buy one>pretend I received a cheap chink controller and accuse the seller of being a scammer>eBay gives me a total refund and lets me keep the controllerPlay nigger games, win nigger prizes.
>>738213312Scalpers are selling retard
>>738213175some dumbfuck will buy this and cuss you and call you poor
>>738213616And other scalpers are buying because they think "surely if x2 this week, next week is x3". They're retarded.
>>738213127Lol. This isn't Pokemon cards. They're gonna be reasonably stocked
how is the steam controller not a scam when you can just buy an 8bitdo controller for half the non-scalped price
>>738213894It's already sold out lmao.
>>738213175people with a job, one day you will understand once you grow up
>>738214018Yeah. They're gonna restock. For a majority of its lifespan, it will be stocked reasonably.
>>738214095Source?
>>738214042I'm doing really well for myself. Never in my life have I bought from a scalper.
>>738214130>tranimeso you're a manchild still living with his mother, gotcha
>scalptranny in the thread seething
>>738213175Me
>>738214582Ewww a third worlder.
>>738213894>>738214095nigga if your product sells out in a few minutes then that is not a properly stocked product and does not reflect well on the company being able to measure demand
>>738213127I'll buy it when it's $7.
I'd buy that for a dollar.
>>738213127LMAOOO
>>738213127That's pretty fucking sad. No one in their right mind should ever buy from scalpers.
>>738213127the Scheme Controller
>>738214042nigga i'm unemployed and I just picked mine up straight from steam, what's your excuse?
based i can’t wait until it hits $300 and maybe i’ll sell mine
Probably for the best, I'll pick it up next time I notice it's in stock.
>>738213175I didn't geted to buy from steam bc my fingers too slow n disconnected. But I wanna prove to you guys I'm not poor and belong to this cool controllers club aha. I need 2 anyway for racing with my little bro, so why not drop $600 y'know? It's not like I have to tell anyone I boughted from a scammer.
>>738216646bro are you actually retarded? can you not read?
>>738213470This is a good idea.I hate scalpers. I will do this.
post >yfw you got in first wave
>>738214184nta but I get paid >$50/hr to play video games 8hrs/day as long as a very specific building in the USA does not explode.I'm 34 and married to a lovely autistic woman (female) all because I hate niggers, kikes, scalpers, bad (not good) video games, and I post dumb anime memes because 4chan is a website for weebs.
>>738218508kek we need more of these kind of posts than whatever the fuck this is: >>738214184
I'll just wait until it goes on sale for $5.
>>738218648
>>738213175People with enough money to spend an extra fiddy or hunny bucks to get a product they want now.Instead of potentially wasting hours pointlessly clicking a gamble button. Or waiting months for the next batch or orders to also pointlessly click said button, only for scalpers to buy up again.This will continue until proper a backorder/waistlist system is put in place. It's gonna be even worse with the Steam Machines and Frame.
>>738218778>freedumber
>>738213127>all located in the united statesi fucking hate burgers so much, it keeps me up at night
I can get a Steam Controller scalped for 150bux.Honestly doesn't sound so bad, when you consider the alternative is waiting months for a repeat of this launch to not get anything again.
just wait until they abandon it and dump their stock for $5 each like they did with the first controller
>>738220186gotta do it
>>738213127>>738213370>>738220186>Now it’s officially overpriced, more than “Pro” controllers and Razor controllersIt’s over Valve cults, you can’t justify a $300 price controller.
>>738213843Well actually the same scalper is selling to themselves thinking>If I eat this many sellers fees, I will still make $100 so it's worth it
kill scalpersbehead scalpersroundhouse kick scalpers into the concreteslam dunk a scalper baby into the trashcancrucify filthy scalpersdefecate in a scalpers foodi dont even want this thing, but being a scalper has to be the most pathetic shit ever
Just wait for third parties to copy the design and sell it at half price. Chink products are good quality these days.
>>738213175I bought one because my ps5 controller that cost the same got stick drift in a year and a half and itll cost me another $100 to pay some Indian to put the tmr kit on it to fix it.So I said fuck it and got this cause I think the touch pads will be cool for games like X4 where I fly a space ship but need a mouse.
>>738213175Remember this anon, there is ALWAYS a bigger retard. The entire economy basically depends on that being true at one level or another. Sure, scalpers are retards, but the reason why scalping has such longevity even though anybody with half an ounce of sense would just say "okay, I'll just wait" is because there is ALWAYS some retard who will say "yes, I will buy this product at 2x+ msrp, I will do this because I am retarded." The company is happy, the scalper is happy, the retard is happy. The only people annoyed are the sensible people, and when has anybody ever listened to us?
>>738221089Scalping is ingrained in the American gene.literally.
>>738218508What the hell are you, a nuclear engineer?
>>738213127All those steam controller shilling threads were just the scalpers' marketing. Anyone buying it at a driven-up price deserves their money taken. Godspeed
Steam Machine is guaranteed to be $1000+ because of these scalpers, isn't it?
>>738213127You can report them to Steam
>>738222063Steam Machine is probably already going to be 1000+ bucks baseline because of everything else going on. Scalpers will probably sell it for 1500-2000.
>>738222201Nice
>>738222201isn't it weaker than a base ps5?
>>738221689I mean the American economy is currently sat on a several billion (trillion?) dollar nuke because of the fact there actually isn't a bigger retard and destroying the internet and selling repackaged old internet as AI isn't actually economically viable.
>>738214130>gachaYou're getting fleeced either way
posting the one i saw
>>738222563>FACTORY SEALEDHoly shit. What a steal. It's not every day a rarity like that pops up.
>>738222201>Steam Machine is probably already going to be 1000+ bucksValve is likely gonna fold and sell it at a loss adjusting for the ram shortage isnt going to be a sustainable model in the long term and holding out for ram prices is gonna tank potential revenue and their brand image
>>738213175Bro, there are people who buy MTG collector packs which are like $30 upwards for one pack of 15 cards
>>738222563hmm, maybe i should look for gently pre-owned so i only have to pay a few thousand
>>738222659I feel like the price point they probably want is supposed to be the console range so 500-600 bucks, but I don't think they can go that low with the launch because there is just far too many question marks about everything right now.
>>738222563Too cheap
>>738222881I imagine theyre gonna try to meet buyers in the middle at 800 for this year and then raise the price later to make up for the initial losses.
>>738221689its just late stage capitalism.
>>738213175>>738221689>>738225693>the shills seething over valve are also retarded communistspfffft
>>738213470The hero we need
Scalpers deserve the rope
>>738226248Haha! I'm making money and you're not!
>>738213127You got to be shitting me. This better not turn out to be some graphics card situation where you can only get it for triple the price from scalpers. I was at fucking work I can't just buy controllers at work Somebody has to pay the fucking bills
>>738228260>fucking workhow does one get hired for this sort of thing?are there limits to how big you can be to apply?
>>738228364No become an insurance broker Take the state exam Get your license get insured College not required and I tipped in at 400 pounds no more but at one point during my career I was. The catch is you gotta be good at it because you only make Commission you don't sell you don't eat
who the fuck keeps bumping this thread out of page 10 every time? fuck off.
>>738222563Bro wtf are these mouthbreathing retards doing selling the OG more than the new one
>>738225826Building wells or gifting any machinery to build railways or work the land in africa is pointlessThe nanosecond white men leaves the niggers with these means to improve their situation alone THEY WILL DESTROY THEMA tractor or sowing machine? Ripped a part for scrap metal and so now they starve againWells? Not maintained, water contaminated with all kind of shit, pumps dismantled for scrap metal. Now they are back dying of thirstRailways? Same shitYou can try to bring civilitation to a sub saharian primate but you only waste your time, all it does is entitling them to beg more shit next time these activitist come around to check how they are doing and if they refuse to give ot complain it's unironically machete time.So dressing up as batman to scare minorities is the better use of money
>>738213175FOMOniggers
>>738226248>>738228186Scalpers have no real-world skills, this is how they survive (as parasites). Well, parasites at least have a purpose in the grand scheme of things, scalpers are lower than that really. Truly worthless.
>>738214126SOURCE?3 CITED ARTICLES?I GOTTA MAKE THAT BREAD MANE
>>738213127I don't even know what this thing actually is, I just ordered one and put it on eBay
>>738213175>who are the retards buying thesePChuds of course. You know, those people with a IQ below average, and who will gladly gobble up any useless shit greedy uncle Gabe will squeeze out with together with his visajeets.
>>738213175Cuckolds without an ounce of respect or impulse-control.
>>738221798Electrical engineer for a semiconductor fabrication plant.
>>738231669You have to pay extra to play online lol
>>738221689What if you die in a month
Urge to scalp rising
