"Hey Link, do you like my new pants?"
>>738213980They look browner than usual
Wokeshit btw, a princess should be wearing a dress
>>738213980Yeah you should take them off and suck on my little elf penis heh heh maybe I can call you mom while I do it and you pretend I'm a 10 year old boy
>>738213980>*Pfrrtt~ teehee sorry link
>>738214013"Is this better?"
>>738213980>>738214160kill yourself sybb
>>738213980SHIT YOUR PANTS NOW ZELDA
>>738214227Get a job.
>>738213980my true wife doesn't even need pants
>>738213980Link can't handle all that
>>738214148>sorry linkI can't give credit
>>738214405"Link, don't be unfaithful."
>>738213980if you look at her botw model in 3d software her model is actually extremely fucked up looking, her waist makes zero sense
>>738213980Her ugly fucking voice that makes her sound like a 40 year old British woman ruins this entire game btw
>>738213980>>738214160>>738214458you might want to delete these posts
>Sybb is now roleplaying as Zeldatroon out already you aspie faggot
>>738214405Imagine how shitty she smells
>>738214572"I'm actually 16 years old in the vast majority of Age of Calamity."
>>738214626What's wrong with autistically liking zeldas ass?
>>738214572>17nigga when I was 17 most people had lost their virginity years ago and had a dozen blowjobs under their belt
>>738214553"Why aren't you playing with Japanese voices and English text?"
>>738214572She's 17 in the backstory, she's 117 now. Link even justifies getting carded at a bar by saying he's over a hundred years old.
>>738213980this image smells like shit
>>738214686sorry to hear you were molested
>>738214482"I'm not fucked up, I just love eating fruit cakes."
>>738214070least deranged rightoid
>>738214759It unironically ruins the immersion, I just want them talking english
>>738213980I don't care how long he was asleep or how fucked up his head was how did he forget DAT ASS?
>>738214759>overBecause they're white people and whites don't speak Japanese
>>738214759
*calls a TF2 vote to rape OP*
BotW Zelda has the best bodySS has the best personality.
I want to let everyone know that i fucked her first
>>738215245ALTTP is the most beautiful
>sybb and kimonofag in the same thread
>>738214482I don't believe you
>>738215336>Disrespecting Ken SamaTotal Zoomer Death.
>>738214281You've been on welfare for 27 years, Sybb.
>>738214553That's because the VA is a 40 year old woman.
>>738215124"Please don't speak in such rude terms in front of me."
>>738214686You sucked a dozen cocks?
>>738213980no, take them off.
>>738215784That's just at 17.
>>738214227not reading that
>>738215820"But I'm wearing a thong!"
>>738214405how better would the game be if zelda and mipha switched roles?
>>738215245"Thank you! Do you like how slim I am?"
>>738215336The truth is that most assfags are as autistic as Sybb these days
>>738214240"Are you some kind of weirdo?"
>>738216352I bet it's so soft
>>738217240"S-s-soft? I don't know what you're talking about..."
Zelda's butt is NOT big.https://twitter.com/mmd_imbapovi/status/1245760139463884806?s=20
I want to crawl inside the BOTW great fairies pussy
>>738217445You know, that jiggle wiggle
>>738217635"I-I-I don't have jiggle! I'm in shape, can't you see?"
>>738214686That’s sad.
>no nude Zelda assI sleep.
>>738214686Fag
>>738219324Don't say I never did anything for you
>>738214759I play with French voices.
>>738215336still can't tell if it's a falseflag or if dubfags really are that frail
>>738219532>I play with French voices.>Le Hya!>Le Hut!
>>738214572What's the fucking point?>"ohh herpf derpf this character who clearly looks like and sounds like an adult is actually a minor!!!1!"Why do I have to do outside research to know if it's acceptable to jerk off to a character with a fat ass and wide hips in yoga pants before some xittard who's not even allowed to go to the bathroom at school without permission gets the moral high ground on me?Fuck "character ages", especially if it's not even relevant at any point.
>>738220113Based, now say the same thing to the judge.
>>738219532ouille!! sauve moi Lien!!
>>738220221Age of consent in most places is 16. Zoomers are getting brainwashed hard for some reason (likely to make tue birth rate even worse)I had a 20 year old coworker actually deny a friend trying to set him up wirg a 17 year old lmao. I called him a retard.
>>738221996>Age of consent in most places is 16I've seen zoomers refer to that as child marriage. "Child marriage is legal in most of the US"
>>738222505Years ago I had to explain to my now ex-friends how Scott pilgrim wasn’t a big deal because getting with 17 year olds isn’t illegal in Canada and they got mad and acted like I was defending it
>>738214572medieval winches were married off at 13
>>738213980did she do it on purpose?
>>738224473Why was this game so horny, I swear they designed several coomer bait things.
you aren't fooling anyone eric its a trash rehashed game
>>738215334Naturally. Helps that she actually looks like she's having a good time, and not just smiling regally.
>>738224473>Tomboy princess>Likes frogs, robots, and archeologyIf she got to have more moments like this on screen people would probably get over the bad voice acting.
Imagine caring about Zelda's ass when Tulin's is available
>>738221996>I had a 20 year old coworker actually deny a friend trying to set him up wirg a 17 year oldIf he was looking for a serious relationship that's the expected response. Dating highschool girls as an adult sucks.
>>738213980I love how those curves get flaunted so openly.>>738227625BotW was the first time I was actually charmed by a Zelda. A sexy tomboy nerd princess in tight pants effortlessly conquered my heart and my dick at the same time.
>>738213980PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP
what are you retarded trannies squabbling about?
>>738231048Have you tried reading the thread?
>>738231105I'm not reading your 10 paragraph lore screencap about some tranny you stalk
>>738213980"I'd like them better on my bedroom floor."
Do you guys watch Sybb's channel?
>>738219098>High schoolers having sex is sadHorseshoe theory but for hopeless forever alone neets and mindraped zoomoids who don't know they're extreme orthodox christians
>the plot
>>738213980that's a child's ass
>>738231153How would you know that is the case if you have not read it? Unless you are referring to >>738214227 in which case, why did you not specify what you were referring to?
>>738213980
>>738219935I'm French and I just died laughing at this
>>738231368Ai is good
>>738231301He has another.https://www.youtube.com/@niklaslundkvist4498/videos
>>738227625 Yeah that’s the thing, anon. They *tell* us she’s this quirky nerd tomboy who’s into weird little creatures and ancient tech, but most of her actual screentime is just sad princess faces and exposition dumps.Stuff like this? This is kino. Just her being a dork, getting way too into frog science while everyone else suffers for it. It makes her feel human instead of “tragic royal plot device #3.”If they leaned harder into the gremlin energy instead of royal melodrama people wouldn’t still be bitching about the voice years later. Let her be the weird archaeology gf who drags you into a swamp at 3AM because “THE PATTERN ON ITS BACK IS PRE‑CALAMITY.”
>>738214553You have a problem with adult characters sounding like adults?
Bumping this thread, I normally love teenage ninja princesses but I'll make an exception for teenage regular princesses. Don't say I never did anything for you.
"Impa told me my butt is too big for a 16 year old, and that I need to start working out. She can be so harsh...my butt isn't big, is it?"
>>738213980Why is she so breedable?
>>738239403"Please don't post fake images of me. This is what I look like."
>>738238731That ass is big and that's a wonderful thing.
>>738239497"M-m-my butt isn't big!! It's not!"
zelda is made for anal vore
>>738239551Lies
>>738219440I awake.Ty fren.
>>738239610"I don't lie! D...Do you really think this is big? It's more shapely than big, isn't it?"
>>738239708Who ever said it couldn't be big with a pleasing shapeliness to it? It's sexy regardless.
>>738239823"But a big butt means that...that...you know, that I need to go on a diet..."
It's a shame her English dub is so fucking atrocious and that's she's stuck in such a terrible game/series.
>>738213980No, the artstyle is disgusting and everything about this turd of a game looks like mud smeared with vaseline.
>>738239923Not in this case.
>>738239969"But everyone will think my butt is fat!"*sobs*
>>738214572>waah waah I'm a roastie seething about hot teen asslel get fucked
>>738240206based
We love leather tights
Waifu butts
>>738214450Come back when you're a little>MMMMRicher
>>738242462I thought this was Robotnik before I clicked on it lel
the fuck, did all the straight posters on /v/ go to bed and only gays are still awake?
>>738244210The guy doing most of it is a 40 yo disabled autistic fat swede btw
>>738240023Tribute-bait ass.
>>738244251Sounds like he belongs here. Redditoids on the other hand aren't even pretending to be board natives anymore.
Which girl has the best booty? There should be a tier list.
>>738214160>Serious Damage
>>738244331Enough cum to fill Lake Hylia
>>738213980Heavyset Princess
Sexy teenagers
>>738227741>Dating highschool girls as an adult sucks.How?
>>738214572I look up characters' canon ages so I can find out if they're okay for me to jack off to. Specifically, if they're over 18 I refuse to do it on the grounds that it's degenerate grannyphilia.
>Ey, Rex! Yer like seein' me bare ass, yeah?
>>738225736It was designed to rescue the Wii U, it had to be horny to get attention.
>>738249398Not enough porn pics from this angle.
Would you be embarrassed if Zelda read your posts about her?
>>738250719Depends on the Zelda
>>738250794Do we need to make a new chart for this?
The Legend of Zelda: Turds of the Kingdom where instead of Zelda's tears you dig through mounds of her shit to view her memories.
>>738250962I'd never say anything weird about my beloved ALTTP/LBW Zelda.
>>738251281Some people say that if you truly worship a waifu, you shouldn't be too explicit in your expression of desire for her because it's degrading. Others say you should let it all out because if you hold it in, it means you don't really love her. Who's correct?
>>738217479The one thing I dont like about inflation is the balloon boing sfx some artists use.
>>738252152I would be embarrassed if she saw my porn collection of her
>>738214572She's gonna be a mother of 17 when I'm done with her
>>738252152Probably depends on the waifu, some would be happy about it, others would see you like OnlyFans girls see their simps.
Is this the thread?
>>738252638It's been the thread
>>738252667what thread
>>738252856You know, the thread
>>738253096for what
>>738252856IYKYK
>>738253151
>>738253182If you don't know what it is you can't afford it
>>738253228is this you?
>>738253303I have hair but yes
Sheikah did the Calamity
>>738253401This, it was a false flag to get us to go to war in Gerudo Desert and steal their oil, don't believe the media's lies
>>738214572Out of 10!
The calamity was an inside job
>>738214013
>design a 24 year old >call her 17
>>73825380317 in hexadecimal is 23 in base-10, maybe Nintendo is using hex for their character ages.
Her voice in Hyrule Warriors makes me diamonds.
>>738254114>Base-16 12 is base-10 18Good news everyone, Saria is actually legal
>>738254579What about Misty
>>738213980*shoves face deep into ass crack* SNIFFFFFFFFFF...AHHHHHHHhhhhhhhhhh *buries face back into ass and motorboats her cheeks* BRRRBRRRRRRBER *blows raspberries on ass cheeks* FRTTT FRT FFFRRTT *drags tongue up ass crack* mmmmmmmm
What does Zelda's sweaty butt smell like?
>>738255783>she sees your master sword
