What games are you playing on s&box?
I thought zucc stopped investing in metaverse shit.
>>738215450Roblox is free and the same shit
>>738215450The raped game
>>738215450Crazy how much boog MOGS
>>738215450
PLAY FEMBOY CLICKER
>>738215450Oh me? Just playing the best Garry has to offer of course!
>>738215450>>738215902Hell yeah bro check out gameplay footage of my latest projecthttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=txAqmfd0jBg
>>738215450buy an ad, garry
>>738215450where is the penis?
>>738215450Mow the lawn, i don't care what people say, it's the game of the year.
>>738216252you mean that roblox game?
lol
>>738216382No, that looks like a completely different game
>>738215450It’s fun to call this game Fanboy and Chum Chum, but seeing those character designs side by side makes me realize that’s actually an insult to Fanboy and Chum Chum.
>>738216516lmao uncalunc you blind as hell
why the FUCK is S&box $20
>>738215902case opening simulator have the most active players on it, btw
>>738216740It's.. it's a game engine DOOOOOOD just pay and stop noticing....
>>738216740To keep zoomies out. Also, no p2w garbage in the games.
>>738216740Because jewman is a retard, more news at 11
>>738216839wasn't this game made for zoomies tho? the unc fanbase is literally dying
>>738215450the Refund Request and the Uninstall Wizard
>>738216740dont you want to play kino games like these?
>738215774I do that irl
>>738216252>sar you not understand hair is hard job sartim weenie himself might honestly be the single worst person to have ever involved himself in videogames. i hate unreal so much its women
>>738217172>unrealAnon...
>>738217102is that just a straight port of a Roblox game
>>738217172>see source2 game>start sperging about unreal for no reason>post ps2 game with lowpoly static hair models
BRAVO GARRY
>>738217353>garry acquired s2 license>gutted it and turned it into a much more inferior unity ripoff>added a bunch of unoptimized shit that tanks game performance unless you are on the top of the top hardware spec lists>has identity crisis calling the game the gmod spiritual successor and "game engine" on a whim, it's never both in one sentence>lets AI bros and grifters flood his project with lowest effort shit and roblox knock offs>$20 releaseThis can only end in one way.
Kill yourself garry nigger newman gmid thrived DESPITE you. You're trash developer and even garbager human being. Your suicide wouldnbring more to the table than your shitty roblox clone.
>>738217246Yes.
>>738217874tough but fair
All I do is refresh steam marketplace all day to see if anyone bought my neck tattoo for $5k yet.
>>738218150Anon no one is buying that shit, you got finessed by Garry's goons.
>it's like roblox except you have to pay for it and also you need a decent pc to run itWhat's the point of this? A big part of why roblox is so popular with kids is because of how accessible it is. You don't need to pay for it and you can play it on anything.
What's the explanation for Garry to be this delusional?
post the goth sausage girl
>>738218432he's a narcissist and has a dedicated cocksucking clique
Playing this is the equivalent of being sexually assaulted violently by garry newman
>>738215450is there a murder successor? that shit was comfy back then. also, voice chat?
>>738218451Rule34 soon
>>738218223Just two more years, bro. Trust me.
>>738216839Its going to be f2p, retard millennial
pay Garry $20 to use his un-optimized source sdk, chud
>>738216839fr?
>>738218632one could say that this game... rapes you...
>>738218813This won't last two months.
>SEO titlestruly the cherry on top of this steaming pile of shit
>>738216252>the ditheringholy shit
>>738218451
>>738215450>SaarboxNo, I shall not partake.
>>738218681Why do uncs always say "REMEMBER HOW KINO AND COMFY IT WAS?"What is "comfy"?
"Garry, where's the Gmod 2?"
>>738219503>What is "comfy"?It's homely, familiar. Something you want to come back to and revisit the experience.
>>738219503im 24 years old. comfy it was to me because at the start everyone is alive and talking and chilling and shit and then you realize people get killed off left and right and go hide in a corner and piss your pants but also kinda find comfort in hiding, the whole experience is just a really comfy one imo.
>>738215450Instead of making a Gmod 2 that let you mount Source and Source 2 games they decided to make a lamer version of Roblox and sell cosmetics.Facepunch deserves to go under
Why'd Garry do it?
>>738216382>>738216252when are they adding pvp that's the only reason I played the roblox one killing children and watching them scream in chat about their stolen grass was kino
>>738219617https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qy91J-prZFA
>>738216172It uses a real bodyscan of the real Garry.
>>738216839in what way does $20 keep young adults away from a video game?
>>738216839In a world where games are hitting $70 and sometimes $80, $20 is nothing.
>>738215450why would you play on s&box when you could get a better experience from gmod or roblox?why would you use s&box tools when you could get better instructions, tutorials and other things from somewhere else?vaporware game made to sell cosmetics so garry can make money
>>738217874Not tough enough, Garry sockpuppet confirmed
How can he be this out of touch?
In the next generation, a child raised on s&box will be brought before a judge raised on gmod to be put on trial for most heinous acts committed.
>>738220929You dont. Garry expects and wants everyone to do the work for him, except the foundation of flopbox is a mess. So there's nothing to work with, its optimized like shit, everything plays like shit, the community is shit as a consequence of this retarded business concept of rewarding developers with money in an attempt to... stimulate developing because that didn't exist in Gmod? Oh no wait, its a game engine now and its not Gmod 2 even though it marketed at such (when its convenient for facepunch), so i guess i cant make that comparison.
>>738215450Is this Gen X humor?
>>738216806Look at all that souless AI gradient filth.
>>738215450wtf are those things
i bought the game on launch after being in the beta but not using it for a year and a half, was hoping they wouldve gotten their heads out of their asses by launch but lol.
thanks for reminding me to get a refund of this game
>>738215450Who the hell is this game for? Considering kids who want Roblox will play Roblox. Garry really is out of touch with his audience
>>738224973make sure to leave a game review to make s&box game devs seethe
>>738225141>Who the hell is this game for?No one knows. Devs who want to make an actual game without being tethered to whatever Garry's license and his Discord clique aren't going to use s&boxLike you said devs/players who want to make/play retarded slop for kids are going to use RobloxThe low end thirdworlders who play RP are going to stick with Gmod and GTA
>>738225282vibe coding moment
>>738225282>Stella b
best you can do with s&box is review games as ai slop and then wait for the troon dev to seeth in the s&troon discord
>>738225358Its like when indie devs tried to make a successor to Melee, not knowing that Melee fans will just stick to Melee. Actually its exactly like that
crowbcat sbox video finally came outhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yl9vrK9I6IE
When the fuck is Valve gonna release Source 2 for everyone and not just Garry?
>>738215450>Italian brainrot:(>American brainrot:O
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RN9xYUwctLk
>>738227074This may be a hot take but I don't mind Skibidi Toilet at all. It's no more retarded than the Gmod machinimas and youtube poops I grew up watching. I see people point to that shit and go 'zoomers are doomed if this is what they consider entertainment' when retarded nonsense humor far predates that series. I still unironically enjoy youtube poops and Gmod machinimas as a 28 year old
>>738225282Has Garry always been a lolcow?
so are there like TTT, Jailbreak, RP servers or what? what is even the point of this game?
>>738227217bro i'm 31 and thought some of the dumbest shit was funnyi still think about Dr Haax and a ton of other shitrip kitty0706 or whatever the username was, loved his shit as well, even his FP parkour/combat videos
>>738228164>serversThere's no actual servers, IIRC.
>>738231123garry doesn't supply servers but people can self host servers (another W for roblox, who does supply)
>>738218796>>738219274That's a fucking man, man.
>>738215450the avatars don't have penises because they are penises
>>738215450I'm gonna play nothin but CHIMP CHOMP!
>>738215450You can see the glint of corpo in his eyes
>>738219385
>>738233116>you expect to jump into a game that already has everything ready for youYes? You only hyped it up as a gmod sequel for like half a decade.>When Minecraft came out, people weren't complaining because there were no modsBecause it was arguably a complete game even before beta 1.7.3.>Garry's Mod is over 20 years old and still activeSo close to figuring it out!
why do the character models look like sausages
>>738233756saves garry having to pay an artist and he gets to gaslight his discord troon echo chamber into accepting the sausages
>>738218796>>738219274>this is a 10/10 in bongland
>>738233821can you at least import your own character models in
>>738233116>you expect to jump into a game that already has everything ready for you.IT'S BEEN IN DEVELOPMENT FOR OVER A DECADE!!!! YOU DICKSUCKING RETARDS
>>738233832they aren't meant to be "ugly" infact they are troon-coded asexual player models, if garry added real women the s&box discord troons would riot.
>>738233890in your own game yes
>>738234453buried under 1000 ai slop games
Well, chimpin' ain't easy.
>>738233116this sounds like a linkedin post
>>738233116>GmodFun out of the box at release.>MinecraftFun out of the box at release.I saw people complaining about the same shit with the same lack of confidence on steam forums in 2024 and this jeet using ai to cope and asslick with the sad state this game is in makes me kek
>>738235371the jeet probably (definitely) never played minecraft or gmod.
>>738233116why doesn't this faggot garry just focus on steamdick and machine specsdumb bitch
>>738228073garry is notch 2.0
>>738236117SEO boosting
>>738215774>femboy>estrogenTranny psyop, real femboys don’t take that crap.
>>738215450Only a few years ago tons of retards spent millions of dollars on some of the ugliest shit ever, i guess it gives some people masochistic pleasure
can people actually see what you put on the web browser? I made a random game and a bunch of people joined. I started playing hentai and everyone circled around and watched.
>>738223902oz and booghttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i0T9g7Yr95c
>>738215450>game dies faster than Invincible VStopkek
>>738235330I'm genuinely confused if these people actually think twice before they post cringe shit like this or is linkedin just a big circlejerk for morons who all think they sound smart and cool for posting theseseriously, I hate having to use this shit for work
FanBVLL and CHAD CHAD.
>>738236949Corporate speak is AIDS
>>738236949>implying indians can think
>>738215450i used to think their theme song was by mindless self indulgence
My house is coming along well
>>738237158BRAAAAAAAIIIIINNNNNNFREEEEEEEEZEEEE EUUHHHHHHHH BRAINFREEZE
>>738236927Maybe the show wasnt that bad...
>>738237265Better than whatever Adventure Time is now.
>>738218796>>738219274Did Garry fucked a tranny and is now in full denial which is why he doesn't want to remove the sausage guys?
>>738237420IESLB
>>738237420Yes
>>738237420
>>738237420He's fueled by spite
>>738238008Lolwut? What a stubborn moron.
The main problem with making your own game sandbox shit like Fortnite, Roblox is they don't give you enough stuff to make anything cool. You can only make utter shit with the default stuff they give you. Roblox is completely unusable if you want to use the assets they give you.
This shit looks horrendous, so much I doubt it will sell based on that, what the fuck are they thinking.
>>738238008Why not give people the choice? What a stupid nigger. Plenty of game modes in gmod where you're a headcrab or a bird or whatever the fuck why force the sausage faggots on to everybody and then try and sell the shittiest skins
>>738230452>bro i'm 31Lock the fuck in Unc, get off the kids videogames and lolcow drama. Start a family and move out of momma's house.
>>738238330It's already dying, don't worry. Nobody will remember it in 6 months.
If i can't play as tf2 heavy against people playing as springtrap and CJ i'm NOT playing.
>>738238334>whatever the fuck why force the sausage faggots on to everybodythe game creators decide what model they use and it can be anything
>>738238395t. manchild
>>738238068This is not how a sane human being thinks
>>738238412Enjoy your dead game garry.
Tempted to get it just to mess around with all the free gamesAnd also mess with the game dev tools
Basically the main problem with Fortnite, Roblox etc is that they are literally just Unity.>you have to code everything>you have to make/import your own models and soundsThis shit is unusable that's why the games are shit.>>738238531It's literally Roblox and Fortnite and both are free.
>>738236949A co-worker started to speak like this almost right after year review so everyone knows he's just ramping up for a managerial position but it's just so odd seeing someone you could normally talk to start putting JUSTIFICATION before end of his slack posts and then some bullet points even if I know it's AI. And no, we're not indian.
>>738236504This is true, we don't take estrogen Taking it is for quitters
>>738236316Notch atleast programmed games by himself. I genuinely dont know if Garry has done a single meaningful thing since Gmod (Half-Life 2 with E3 physics gun and easy access to console commands) or just outsourced everything.
>>738238395Real men play as sexless sausages, grow up.
>>738238608>you are able to make shit more complex than a mario maker/lbp level, ergo its Unity and ergo its shit for some reason>>738238531the only thing going for s&box is that its dev tools are less shit than gmod. It's way easier to make a map with it (I think)
>>738238395You must become a better man and enjoy the sausageslop shoved down your throat
>>738239424>"lol that can't be the real Gar-"
>>738215450WAIT A MINUTEBEEP BEEP BOOP?CHIMP CHOMP GOES BOOP BOOP BEEP
>>738238068based
>>738238402Then why is everybody so pissed? Give it a month and new models will be out and used as community standard unless the game is doa
>Here we go ‘cause we’re Fanboy and Chum Chum>A little Coo-coo, Fanboy and Chum Chum We’reamazing,totally crazy>Fanboy andChum Chum, come on everybody, sing!>We’regonna scream at the top of our lungs>We’re gonna play and have some fun>We don’t care if you don’t stare, I mean, look at our underwear
>>738239747cooooopiumit is already dead with 4k peak players
>>738226748Actually, a good video. Thanks.
EVERYONE FUCKING HATES THE SAUSAGE PEOPLE GET RID OF THEMI KNOW YOU'RE READING THIS GARRY YOU FUCKING FAG
cant people just mod the sausage out?
>>738241696it's overthe brand is damaged. the trust is broken. s&box is now irreparable
>>738241696So is importing hl2 models not even an option for the community
Garry tried to make it seem like>"The sausage people are just going to be optional and won't be the face of the game or the brand"Yet its the front page, cosmetics for it and you're forced to use it in singleplayer as the default unless you change it on every server and game.These things are an ugly abomination and since the fucking key give outs people have said to remove them but he just wouldnt fucking listen.
S&Mbox
>>738216839Is that why the games they're making aim to bait roblox zoomies?
>>738228073Yea he's notorious for being unagreeable, banning people without question when facepunch forums existed, overall just being a crybaby and thin skinned to criticism. Also he hates linux a lot for some reason.
Imagine if instead of stupid sausage people Garry actually listened to his own advice and made the player characters look like everyday people. I would be atleast willing to give the game a try if i could play as a retarded british white collar grandpa.
>>738242049>Also he hates linux a lot for some reason.well even the biggest retards have to be based with something
>>738242049>Also he hates linux a lot for some reasonProbably cause it's a pain in the ass to make games for Linux
Garry Newman's friends aren't even electric, because he has no friends.
Why, yes, I am friends with a sperg who doesn't listen to gamers. Ask Garry Newman for the Source 2 SDK.
the truth is the sausage guy isn't even the problem with s&box everything else is
>>738242281Its a general hatred for linux that's irrational. For example Rust is one of the top 10 anticheat multiplayer games that exist yet despite linux working before he holds a grudge and wont let linux users play despite it working perfectly fine before. This is in spite of the fact that Rust has more cheaters on windows currently while linux users can't play the game. He probably removed support after some linux user insulted him, and hes a crybaby. I dont even think if linux gets over 20% marketshare he'll enable anticheat because its not rational its emotional hatred for linux.
>>738238374i'm not in momma's house and i help her whenever she needs it, what's the fucking point of having children when every other retard is shitting out a dozen of them? just gonna be another cog in the gayest machine known on earth
>>738238374you are a retarded turd you worthless piece of shit
>>738238374genuinely kill yourself. You contribute nothing of value to anyone.
>>738215450>20 $ roblox clone that requires high end pcDisregard retarded design choices and missing content. This game is dead on arrival.
I JUST BOUGHT PORK SAUSAGES IN THE GARRYVERSE
>>738244171agreedIt's a really weird business model if you just copy what a competitor does for free and then ask money for it. Oh well, maybe we'll get gmod resurgence because of it.
Finnaly,Bri'ish simulator 2026
>>738236504This anon speaks truth. No estrogen makes for much better sex.
>>738215450What the fuck were they thinking with this character design?Why didn't they pivot after everyone told them the characters looked like shit? Why are they so insistent on making s&box a monetized platform for other games? Garry's Mod only got to where it was because there was no profit incentive. Simple, intuitive tools in the hands of people doing shit for fun produces good results. People make silly personal shit of little consequence, learning something in the process. And sometimes good ideas float to the top and become passion projects.When those same tools represent a way to get rich quick, the system will be flooded with derivative, amateurish garbage trying to make a quick buck. Anything that's actually good will get buried, or it'll be subsumed by an imitation with better exposure, or a lower price.
>>738235371>Fun out of the box at release.Because there were hardly any popular physics-based sandbox games at the time. Garrys Mod has essentially become the standard interface for random physics, and the physics are atrocious by today's standards.>Minecraftagain, it was a novel flash game with easy online integration. the only reason minecraft was popular was because it had online gameplay without account creation. It was essentially an easy-access online canvas in 3D.
>>738243640Great, glad you realize your unworthy genes don't deserve to be passed on
>>738245081Why
>>738244239>THE GARRYVERSEMy sides
Why are the player characters hideously repulsive sausage people?
>>738243640as a matter of fact, the global west is having a demographic crisis right now
>>738244239
>>738215450damn new fanboy and chum chum game looking good
>>738238008>"well uhgmmm I don't like generic human characters, they annoy me">*creates something 10 times more annoying and creatively bankrupt*Bravo garry
>>738247176He just lost all his lands in the Metaverse and you're still making fun of him
Roblox has way cuter characters.No I am not talking about the children.
>>738247843yes despite all the identity that roblox erased trying to push new age R15 bundles and characters they still got more of it than Garry ever will.
>>738218432He's eternally mad that he didn't monetize Garry's Mod as much as he could have. His company makes around a hundred million dollars a year between it and Rust. He could just retire and live off of his investments. But no, he needs to be the guy who proves his success wasn't a fluke, that it didn't come by hanging on to Valve's coattails. He wants to make something that no one can claim isn't his own. He wants to be an auteur sticking to a grand vision. The ugly character models exist to distinguish it from Garry's Mod. It's not called Garry's Mod 2 because that would imply it's a modification of something that came before. Instead of letting the community customize everything on their own, he wants to centralize it and have veto power over anything anyone does with it, and charge people money for the privilege.Of course, this isn't actually his own work. It's licensed from Valve just the same as Garry's Mod was. If it survives, players will find a way to subvert the centralization and build their swastikas and rape fetish fantasies in it just the same. What he hasn't copied from Valve, his team's own prior work, or Roblox, amounts to very little, and he knows it.
>>738247843roblox character looks horrible, they're way too wide
>>738248005the female characters with big shoulders turn me on though so you lose
>>738248067>the female characters with big shouldersYou mean troons?
>>738248096why is that your first thought, genuinely
>>738248096why the fuck do you think of troons when i say female, retardno, i love the big blocky arms they have it makes me feel something
>>738248067You mean like her but with wider shoulders
>>738248228>*cartoon eyes pop out* AWOOOOOGA!!!yes, basically
>>738248206Go figure
>>738216806This just shoes you how brainrotted and retarded this new generation is, even in the early 2000 on newgrounds people were experimenting with cool shit.If this doesn't signal the end, then there's more horrible things to come.
>>738248332garry incentivizes this behavior with the play fund btw, something that wasn't present on garry's mod.
>>738248005Some people can make cute roblox characters, its very customizable too bad its expensive too
>>738248254>>738248225But why
>>738248492would you even believe me if i told youi like big hugs and it makes me feel horny and i don't care how autistic that sounds.
>>738248667Does a fat man hugging you count
>>738246054Your dick still works
>>738248942you keep talking about men and troons when i'm talking about girls you fucking repressed faggot
>>738249102e doesnt make your dick not work it just makes it more femininely sensitivespiro and prog make your dick not work
>>738249274I thought you're talking about Roblox characters or something.
>>738249286How the fuck can a dick be "femininely sensitive"?
>>738249330female ones yes
>>738249274I'm just curious anon, relax
>he boughted tr&sbox
>>738249592>tr&nsboxtruly, soiteens are the wordsmiths of our age
Here we go cause we're Fanboy and Chum ChumA little cuckoo Fanboy and Chum ChumWe're amazing totally crazyFanboy Chum Chum come on everybody sing!We're gonna scream at the top of our lungsWe're gonna play and have some funWe don't care if you stareI mean look at our underwear!Brain freeze oohhh Brain freeze!Buh-buh-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba, Buh-buh-ba-ba-ba ba-ba ba-baBlah blah, blah blah, buh-buh-ba-ba-ba-ba-blah!So come and scream at the top of your lungsCome and fly and have some funBuh-buh-blah, buh-buh-blahBuh, blah, blah, Fanboy and Chum Chum!
>>738215450>bloat&box>Source 2 cancerno thanks!
>>738215450fuck off garry your shit game floppedmaybe it wouldve done better if gmod didnt get 25 fps on every pc and if rust wasnt pure evil
>>738249509you just wanted to make fun of me fuck this thread
>>738249890the funny thing about s&box is that it's barely even source 2 anymore and if Valve ever releases HL3 or their own remakes of HL1 & 2 the difference will be very stark and glaring.
>>738215450someone tell valve to put source 2 out for modding and make it so you have to own half life 3
>>738249964Better yet, They should've used another engine. Source 2 is not as fancy as other engines out there on the market.
>>738249474How do you even differentiate the males from the female Roblox characters
>>738233832I'm from the UK and it's ugly as shit no matter how you look at it.
>>738233832kek
>>738225282Is xhe implying the dev should be banned or the commenter
>>738242680I agree. The ugly guys don't matter a lick compared to the absolutely ass performance that ruins any chance this has of being popular.
>>738227217if skibidi toilet was made in 2009 it would be regarded as high kino. its really easy to tell who is just doing the modern equivalent of >what the hell is a pokeymans???while pretending that they didnt think heavy saying sandvich was the peak of comedy
>>738215774Is there a bara clicker?
what do they look like WITH necks
niggas acting like this is the next bitcoin
>>738253217A lot of them are brown and poor, what else you expect? Garry has no one else left to grift because gmod chuds and forum trannies are already both turned against him.
>>738215450>le silly model doing silly thingsgarry lost his touch
>>738216043kek
>3000 players a week after launchoof
>>738254889>garry didn't even retain full amount of players that didn't get their playtest access revokedYIKERS!
honestly I dont hate the sausage guys but I feel like they went out of their way to try and make them as uncanny as possible by making the first thing you're presented with upon opening the main menu a version of it that's bald with zero clothing and a ken doll crotch
>all the games are ai slop roblox ports made by indians looking to get rich quickah yes im sure the ugly sausage people are this games main problem. the internet is fucking dead
>>738255113Well if the sausages scare away all the people who would have been making good games then it's a big problem
>>738255053do you want it to have a cock and balls
>>738255113>everything about this game is shit but you can't talk specifically about THIS one because...UHHHH.....YOU JUST CAN'T OKAY?? BILLIONS MUST DIE
>>738219503you know that vibe you get when you're in a friendslop game with the boys and you're just fucking around only halfway paying attention to the objectives and more treating it like a glorified voice chat? thats comfy
>>738255492a loinclothtighty whiteysboxers with heartsa censor bara grass skirta seashellanything at all
