Argonians being the most disliked race in the Elder Scrolls universe and by players is ridiculous.
They have raspy chainsmoker voices. Reptiles also don’t sweat.
>>738218203Pretty sure the most disliked is either khajit or altmer.
>>738218203It makes sense. Beastfolk are fucking ugly. So are mer to be honest. But there's a small hope that the in universe people aren't as ugly as they are portrayed by the models in Morrowind, Oblivion, and Skyrim. Considering how different they look in every game.
>>738218203Argonians are always kinda sweet. I enjoy when they're my questgiver for a chain. Even the more dickish ones have that lovable rogue charm about them.If there was any race that I'd say should recieve hate it'd be the niggers for being smartarse pricks or the Nords for being ape brained brutes.
>>738218203They're too alien for both men and mer
>>738218203>townsfolkslaves*
>>738218686>They have raspy chainsmoker voicesI think that's hot
>>738218686Sweat?
Argonians are the coolest looking race
Female Argonian feet
They don't lend well to minmaxing>racial traits are easily replicated with magic or alchemy, which means you can also level up>racial power is completely useless
>>738218203Me when I meet an Argonian
The less human looking the race, the less popular and liked.
>>738218203Image source? The usual tools aren't giving me anything.
>>738220928https://e621.net/posts/6373209
>>738218203That's no argonian, that's a death claw.
>>738221014Thanks bro
>>738220808That's a damn good comic.
>>738221172
Making Argonians mine.
my waifu
>>738218203>Argonians being the most disliked race in the Elder Scrolls universe and by players is ridiculous.They're the most popular race in Australia, apparently.But generally normalfags can't handle anything that isn't a conventionally attractive human.
>>738220808>>738221172>Looked it upBro, this shit is retarded. Why are western comics so goddamned spastic and hard to read. I've never liked any comic books, even when I was a kid in the late 90's.
>>738220654Doesn't that apply to most races in Skyrim? Most of the racial abilities are just magic resistances, at least the argonians have a little more with the water breathing
>>738220654Their racial power in Skyrim is literally godmode, in all prior games they're shit tier though
>>738218203argonian hate is toxobrained
>>738224027>hard to readWhat do you mean by this?I like to think you mean hard to access and not that you struggle with being literate
>>738220654Morrowind and Oblivion's Argonian racial bonuses are pretty weaksauce.But Skyrim's is quite powerful, rapid healing for a solid minute.As powerful as Orc Beserk? No. But it's pretty close.
>>738218203why do argonians need huge milkers?
>>738224319Hist tree shapes them to maintain maximum compatibility with human men.
>>738224319The Hist likes boobs.
>>738224251The dialogue bubbles are all over the place and disjointed.
ARGONIAN OYAKODON
busty argonians......
>>738218203By the Nine Divines, I NEED to suck all the sap out of those scaly heavy udders.
>>738221172Did they ever finish it? I vaguely remember the last issue I read was that big fight where that mummy dude or some shit was making crazy shit like elephants that piss fire.
>>738224002I guess Aussies are just more familiar with frilly lizards.
>>738223617>small, underdeveloped hornsYou cannot marry underage lizards.
>>738221014>Big Scaley WomenGolly
>>738224578>horns of consent
>>738224319Maybe Argonians are a race of humans given lizard features by the Hist as opposed to lizards given human features. Maybe they improve interspecies relations. That'd work on me.https://litter.catbox.moe/p5pslfu9cpw9thg2.png
I thought only jeets liked fucking lizards? What is with you absolute faggots?
>>738224940shut up nigger
>>738224954No. Stop being a faggot.
>>738224872>Maybe Argonians are a race of humans given lizard features by the Hist as opposed to lizards given human featuresArgonians are technically trees given human/lizard features.
>>738224319>>738224872The true answer is that Bethesda is lazy.
Which one?
>>738225037The top one is male, so, you know...
>>738225037Trick question. They're BOTH boys.
>>738224134TrueDon't forget the Khajiit claws for an "Unarmed" buildBut orcs are so busted in my opinion it makes the choice clear>>738224252>>738224168Is Histskin that good? I find that if I'm caught out, I'm probably going to back off and heal anywayWouldn't you just do that with Histskin?
>>738218203I'd enjoy webmrelated but with hist tits.
>>738225130>Is Histskin that good? I find that if I'm caught out, I'm probably going to back off and heal anywayIts x10 healing for an entire minute, which means the more HP you have the more rapidly you heal point-wise.It's pretty powerful and generally lets you tank enemy hits.
>>738225037In a stylized game I start liking lizards. The more details and realism get added the less lizards appeal to me and I begin gravitating towards the cats, until we reach true realism in which case I only want to fuck idealized forms of human women. Or at least an Ohmes
>>738225113So top, got itand based
>>738225130Yeah but with Histskin you don't have to back off you can just keep fighting
>>738225207>>738225314Hmm, I'll consider an Argonian for my next Legendary Survival playthroughI've done Orc, Breton and even Khajiit
>>738225389Given that the hist basically bodysculpts Argonians as it needs, that bitch could be 18+
>>738225389I'm telling To-Catch-a-Predator on you!
>>738224993No, they're explicitly identified as once regular lizards uplifted into a humanoid shape by the Hist in both ESO and the shitty novelsAnd no, they're not Hist remotely puppeteering lizard bodies either, that shit's one of the many weird fanon myths born from secondaries playing telephone with actual lore bits
>>738225726>in both ESO and the shitty novelsSo...Officially licensed fanfiction? That has nothing to do with the Elder Scrolls IP.
>>738225804The only thing that suggests that they ARE trees comes from ESO as well
>>738225726>in both ESO and the shitty novelslol. Lorefags are pathetic. Argonians are clearly a species of primordial bird. Descended from the massive feathered reptile like creatures who once rules Nirn in the ancient past. It was revealed to me in a dream.
>>738225868>The only thing that suggests that they ARE trees comes from ESO as wellThroughout the whole series they keep being connected to trees, and the sap they make. Come the fuck on.
>>738225037Top
>>738225915The ancient greeks used to believe that flies miraculously spawned from rotting meat without the need for any preexisting flies. After all flies always show up whenever rotting meat is around
>>738225915>they keep being connected to trees,Yeah, because they worship a specific type of tree and their culture revolves around them>and the sap they makeYou do realize that them lactating sap is just a /v/ joke and not actual lore right? The sap comes from the trees they worship
>>738220654Minmaxing is cancer
>>738226019>Yeah, because they worship a specific type of tree and their culture revolves around themThe trees are obviously a lot more important than just something to worship, there's some magical shit happening.>You do realize that them lactating sap is just a /v/ joke and not actual lore right? The sap comes from the trees they worshipI mean the sap from the trees, not argonian tiddies lmao. Don't be silly.
>>738218203>most disliked race in the Elder Scrolls universeYou mean Altmer?
>>738226095I play a lot of Legendary Survival playthroughs, and if you aren't minmaxing, you tend to get oneshot by everything
>>738225130IMO khajiit unarmed bonus is kinda worthless, if, there's no unarmed skill in Skyrim so you really have to really on enchantments to make an unarmed build
It's just hallucinogenic sap. Of course trees don't actually talk. Lizards are just retarded. You might as well genuinely believe the Khajiit when they tell you they got to the moon by smoking enough moon sugar.
>>738226268>IMO khajiit unarmed bonus is kinda worthlessEarly game it makes your melee do more damage than actual melee weapons.Later on, just turbo-enchant some gauntlets to punch people's heads off lmao.
>>738224319The serious answer is:There is no in-universe or out of universe lore explanation. There are 3 instances that i know of of an Elder Scrolls writer/Bethesda employee acknowledging the existence of of Argonian breasts: In two of these, they were used as arguments for something else and no explanation was offered for their existence. These were when Pete Hines argued that them having tits somehow suggests that they are ovoviviparous (they are not and even if they were that has nothing to do with tits you dolt) and a writer who i think was Ted Peterson arguing that the tits suggested they're not quite reptiles and also that they may not always lay eggs. The third writer, Michael Kirkbride, was the only one that ever engaged with the question of why they were there in the first place, and he simply said that the very idea of making lore for lizard tits is ridiculous and a waste of time and maybe sorta implied that this >>738225013 is the reason, thus making it the closest thing to an official answer.
>>738224027I don't understand. The comics is convoluted because how detailed and dense the art is for pretty much every page, but it still reads as a normal western comic. You shouldn't read it on a cellphone, unless you want to zoom in and out on every comic block.
lusty busty argonian maids
>>738226352Are redditors still forcing this meme?
>>738226560Fuzzy, you go outside and wash my pantaloons. Scaly, meet me in my chambers.
>>738224319They are like reverse platipuses. They are lizards that give milk instead of mammals that lay eggs.
>>738226454Are bluesky tourists still trying this hard to fit in?
>>738225910>It was revealed to me in a dream.This a 100% valid source of factual knowledge in the TES universe.
>>738226657Counter point, image the snuggles with Fuzzy in the cold of Skyrim
>>738225037bottom. The asses weight is more subtle, but visceral.
Argonians could be badass but Bethesda makes them gay
>>738226182Yeah man, sorry but TES writers from back in the day were all quite active in the community and would speak at length about lore, and if there's one thing they left clear is that no, the Argonians are not meant to be transformed Hist trees or whatever you seem to think they are, so this is a pointless conversation to have, sorry but your headcanon is just objectively wrong
>>738226803This wasn't a debate, I was handing out marching orders.
>>738225212Khajiit are just the perfect option. In a game where they are properly represented you can pretty much atop wherever you want on the furriness slider all the way to "a cat is fine too"
>>738226802>khajit has wares, if you have cum
>>738226875>TES writers from back in the day were all quite active in the communityYou mean one guy who was often high as a kite while writing TES shit?Dagon tried making Alduin explode by making each world larger than the previous, implying that the god-like dragon could actually only eat so much lmao.
>>738226889>This wasn't a debate
>>738225037BOTH
>Kah "Jeet"what did todd know?
>>738226927No, they were all pretty active and interacted with the community on the forums, and MK being high while writing lore is just a mythAnyway, even if that weren't the case, how exactly does being high change his intent? If the writer who wrote the lore you're using as argument in favor of your point didn't intend for it to be the case, then isn't your headcanon also just fanfiction?
>>738218203>grossly offmodel obesity pic to counterargumentRetarded zoophile
>>738226820Tentacle dreads would be cool.
>>738227047>filthy>liars>natural thieves>often addicts tooHe knew everything.
>>738224319because bethesda didn't wanna bother with doing more than the bare minimum in daggerfall oblivion and skyrimin morrowind they actually did and argonians had no tits in that game...if they were topless, whenever they wore clothes they suddenly grew tits. they were just *slightly* less lazy than usual then, as it turns out
>>738226750Fuck off back to r/TrueSTL, subhuman
>>738227047>>738227265Todd Howard had no involvement whatsoever with the creation or naming of the Khajiit, which was, like all the rest of the TES races actually done by the OG TES triumvirate of Ted Peterson/Julian LeFay/Vijay Lakshman, who have explained that the word "Khajiit" is derived from the Japanese martial art "Kenjitsu".
So are Argonians actually a tree hivemind or what
>>738226820Argonians should never be the most "badass" or physically strong race, those niches are already taken. Argonians should be the physiologically weird race.
>>738227563No, not really the tree's important for their spiritual background, but fortunately or unfortunately fucking an argonian doesn't mean you're having sex with literally all of them at the same time and making a tree cum in some swamp somewhere.
>>738227563kinda, not to the extent you may be told sometimes. they do definitely have a psychic link with the trees, which are in turn a hive mind with each other, but the argonians themselves aren't always actively being one thing
>>738227563No, but the Hist trees do share a hive mind, or may be a single, massive organism. They transmit information via their sap, and Argonians that drink it receive that info. Word can travel extremely fast through Black Marsh because the Hist can relay info at light speed, and Argonians that regularly consume the sap recieve it and spread the news. Away from the Hist, that information network is of course lost and the Argonians out there need to rely on conventional communications.
>>738221014this guys entire gallery is pure fucking gold holy shit anon
>move to Eleswyr>get assigned government mandated Khajiit wife>she's just a literal fucking cat>knock her up>she gives birth to a giant fucking monster sabretooth tiger>do it again>gives birth to a human with cat earsmoon cycles are fucked
>>738230051when the housecat is pregnant with a 700lb tiger, can she still walk?
>>738230262Mine can walk fine, yeah.
>>738228330>Away from the Hist, that information network is of course lostYou're talking out of your ass, this shit never comes into play even a single fucking time.Argonians NEVER have to carry a supply of sap with them anywhere, and the Hist's telepathy seemingly has infinite range because we've never seen a counterexample. It's similar to how magicka apparently emanates from the Sun, and yet you have zero issues casting spells whether it's nighttime or if you're deep underground.These are honestly some major worldbuilding oversights that the series never addresses.
>>738230398Why is it so fat
>>738230760I'm fairly certain it's a tigon or ligerSo someone bred it for fun and has money to keep it fat and happy
>>738218203Everyone else allowed in town is a Man or Mer, and generally have similar ways of thinking and acting. Even the Khajiit are Mer, they just have weird ideas about property (they steal) and that's why they're the second most hated, but otherwise their way of thinking fits in. Argonians are not. They're weird ass lizards unrelated to all the other intelligent races, they think and act and look weird.
>>738218203I thought it's lizard boys with massive pecks from the thumbnail, unfortunate.
>>738218203Why do those lizardwomen have utterly GINORMOUS chesticles?
>>738218203>when you ask her for something off the top shelf
>>738218203https://rule34video.com/video/3790421/skyrim-argonian-hmv/
>>738220431>that AI reading of The Lusty Argonian Maidmy fucking dick
>>738233683pmv's are always vaguely embarrassing to me, like it's not enough to watch a porn video, it has to be a clip compilation with ugly music for people with 2 second attention spans
>>738233748the worst ones are a glorified slideshow with music that doesn't fitthe absolute best ones straight up better than watching the animations they're using use sex sfx and moans with a lot of videos playing at once synced to the musicbut those are super rare
>>738218686>They have raspy chainsmoker voices.
>>738233748I used to think it was the worst part of R34 shit until AI sloppa came out. Who are these people that need not only a compilation, but need shitty EDM or anime music backing it?
>>738233748I get the "ugly music" for phonk shit, preach. Some creators just randomly put clips together and don't beat match the footage. For me I like things to a beat, and if its a good song, and visuals I like, AND mixed well? Fucking godlike!https://rule34video.com/members/50695/https://rule34video.com/members/677359/https://rule34video.com/members/329711/
>>738233748MackG4 makes good ones.
>>738218203>argonian>posts deathclawsWhy do you lie OP?
>>738233950https://rule34video.com/video/4323702/gooner-rehab-2-hardcore-3d-hmv-pmv2/>Someone please just, shut off all the sex>I'm startin to chafe here.
>>738234343top fucking kek
>>738233950these all fucking suck
so, it has been more than a decade since skyrim came out.Are there mods that make kajhit/argonian's faces sexier/cuter yet?Cuz after fapping to artworks of them for many years it has made me unable to fap to them in game.
>>738233748it's good for putting together a bunch of loops
>>738225130Think of it this way, the Orc racial effectively doubles your HP but Histskin lets you regen tank dozens of HP bars.Modpacks also tend to ridiculously overtune DoTs so Histskin is a nice panic button. Especially if they give Argonians back their passive poison resistance or immunity, since Poison tends to be the most commonly overtuned DoT.
>>738220928I look like this in my dreams...
>>738218203Looking pretty inflatable there.
to this day my best DF character was an argonian barbarian chick that wore nothing but the eodoric and sandals
>>738220892That's just because they aren't sexualized enough.
>>738234869god i wish that was me on the right
>>738235057YWNBAW doe
>>738234954How the fuck does this guy draw almost exactly like me?Did I do this and just forgot?
>>738235410>
>>738225179Wait is this actually skyrim vr?
>>738235437I'm serious Anon.I'm at least 90% certain that I drew that image and just forgot about it.
>>738235585and i've seriously seen like 5 identical styles in the drawthread from different artists, that doesn't look remotely unique to me
>>738235641How do you know it wasn't just me every time?
>>738218203They'd fare a lot better if someone made a mod that changed them to look like r34 kobolds.
>>738235585You're not the guy that draws scrumptious Bloons porn, right?
furfags
>>738235720No...Well I did do that one art of Desperado walking through airport security wearing a cage.
>>738234869I hate this notion that, because you have an ethnostate that puts the desires and culture of the nation's ethnicity first that that means no one ever miscegenates. You can make unprincipled interpersonal exceptions, it's just that those don't equal whole swaths of unassimilating people moving in and replacing the culture with their own. It wouldn't even happen at the already small numbers it does happen, if the whole cloth wave wasn't brought in in in the first place.
>>738230262Apparently all Khajiit start out as a tiny kitten, then grow to whatever moon they were born under.
>>738233656>vivecheh
>>738235945A kitten is fine too...
>>738225212Sauce or ai?
>>738226802Sauce me pls
>>738236597It's got the artist's signature on it, don't be a lazy bitch.
>>738235057https://e621.net/pools/14751For you specifically.
>>738235585savedit's just a very simple line art style, I'm sure every other fag on /i/ or /ic/ uses a similar looking artstyle>>738235720bloons mentioned
>>738233739there's an AI reading? where do I find this
gigantic lizard tits...
>>738218203>most dislikedPretty sure most people hate Altmer the most
>>738218686hot
>>738218203Mods for this feel?
>>738218686I wouldn't mind it if they had more than a single VA for them.
Yandere big titted goth scaly GF.
Okay since this is an impromptu TES thread, can anyone explain the look at the wheel sideways meme? Is it about failing to achieve amaranth or something?
>>738243189It's some 2deep4u "I'm a crackhead lore writer and this is deep" world design.Imagine you wanted to look at a map. You place it flat on the table and look at it. Now imagine you were on crack cocaine and you decided to "look at the map sideways", so you pick up the map and turn it so you're looking at one of its edges. You can't see the actual contents of the map anymore, all you see is a line.Except wait. A line.Towers are shaped like lines.The word "I" is shaped like a line.Woah. I am the line. I am the tower. I am I. Woah woah.Their world is "shaped" like a wheel so it's pretty much the same thing.
>>738218686>raspy chainsmoker voicesholy sexo>they don't sweatyou don't know what
>>738243189Wheel sideways is I.Anyone who faces the tower and fails to hang onto their sense of individuality will cease to exist.
>>738243679>>738244007it's literally buddhism
>>738244062It is not literally buddhism.
>>738244062buddhism is the opposite actually>give up on all sense of self and cease to exist
>>738244361That's not what buddhism is about.
>>738244424A major tenet is to achieve nirvana and break out of the cycle of reincarnation. IE you're literally trying to get out of this awful and corrupt existence we call reality to achieve oneness with the universe entirely. That's more or less what the Thalmor are trying to do in TES, but that also involves unmaking all the races that exist solely in Nirn. No Nirn, no humans, argonians, Khajhiit (?) etc. etc.
>>738243949What does the lore say about cats having scratchy tongues?
>>738233739post it
>>738244007
>>738244007>Anyone who faces the tower and fails to hang onto their sense of individuality will cease to exist.Okay that makes sense but dafuq is the tower?Is it elaborated on in any of the lore or is it another one of these one-off things the writer added after a week-long acid bender?Either way, the batshit insane lore is why I like TES in the first place.
>>738244568>A major tenet is to achieve nirvana and break out of the cycle of reincarnationNo it isn't, it's only so in a niche school of buddhism that's also rife with retarded powerscaling. Real buddhism is about doing away with unskillful desires to alleviate suffering.
>>738244889What better way to reduce suffering than to remove yourself from it entirely?
>>738244931Even if you could, then you're choosing not to alleviate suffering in others. The total suffering in the world barely decreases.Amitabha, do not be a selfish dick.
suffering is a core tenant of lifestruggle is inherent to existingthis is why buddhism is largely practiced by remote peoples living incredibly simple lives or internet larpers
>>738245000The totality of my suffering reduces to zero, therefore it's a massive improvement. I get to return to the soulstuff with my Aedric ancestors, there's objectively no downside.
Uhhh can we just go back to talking about fat lizard and cat tits?
What is the most sensual polish for scales? Asking for a friend.
>>738218203NE NE NE NE NE NE NE NE NE NE NE!
>me in the top left entering a thread on /v/
>>738245365I look just like her teehee
>>738245129Well, then you'd cease to exist. If that's cool with you then whatever. But ceasing to exist isn't the "goal" of CHIM or Buddhism. The goal is to essentially be happy and in control of yourself, not be another pleb who self-deleted.
>>738245365>that upstanding nord on the left in the process of shouting to alert the guard that the property got loose and is going to steal his sword
>>738245437No no, you misunderstand manling. I'm going destroy the fabric of reality, and return to the same aedric spirit I and all other superior Mer originated from. You will cease to exist, because you're entire concept of existence is tied to the mortal plane of Oblivion. That's a you problem that would suddenly stop being a problem when Nirn gets unmade.
>>738245429
>>738235787You hate notion of race mixing, or ethnonationalism? I literally cant tell.
whats the verdict on the (((thalmor)))?
>>738245615>propertySkyrim doesn't have slavery like Morrowind though
>>738245623Hm, a compelling argument. However, have you considered a recursion within the recursion? Rather than escape the dream or repeat the whole dream over and over again, we can get stuck in Skyrim over and over and over and over. And you can pay me money each time. Good deal, right?
>>738225037Ok, I'm modding daggerfall.
>>738233682I want to shrink to a few inches tall and lay down in her shoe
Khajiit > Argonian
>>738250225In the cold, Khajiit > ArgonianIn the heat, Argonian > Khajiit
>>738224470Skyblivion is gonna hit like crack
Can you marry argonian female without mods?
>>738224319>real world evolution>be fish, shoot spawn>go to land, spawn needs protection>need egg>put spawn in egg, egg on land>genius>hundreds millions of years later birds still use egg>meanwhile elder scrolls>be humanoid with tits>birth children>go to water, children cant be born into water>need egg>birth in egg, egg in water>genius>hundreds millions of years later argonians come from eggs and got tits
these threads would improve tenfold if we just killed all the furries and scalies subhumans infesting them, period.
>>738252138>hundreds millions of yearsThe universe is less than six thousand years old in TES
>>738252963Least genocidal dark elf.
>>738233748>he never played fap heroI'm sorry your taste is so shit
>>738234869gets me every time
>>738252067In vanilla Skyrim is one female argonian you can marry. Her name is Shavee and she works at the Windhelm docks. Often seen at the tanning rack (see >>738223706).She's an optimistic sweetheart. To ask her out you just need to retrieve an amulet that was stolen from her by some bandits.
>>738252963Bump
>>738218203both made for clothed paizuri
I like the lizard breasts
>>738245795I like Altmer I think I’d love to have an Altmer girlfriend haha
>>738251183It amuses me that clarkson - a farm owner - is letting farm equipment into his home.
Ocheeva my beloved
>>738218203me on the right
>>738251183But why Jeremy Clarkson? Lmao
>>738258952Why not?
>>738218203Do they even have their own will? Or it's all Hist puppeting the bodies?
>>738259136I feel like Hammond would be the one most likely to have a lizard slave. May would be too disgusted to let one anywhere near him.
Khajiit are for men that yearn for warmth of their partner, for comfort of their fur and softness of their embraceArgonians are for those, that yearn to share their warmth, to provide it to their partner, and offer comfort and softness of their body and skinBoth is good. Just differentThis is the truth
>>738233748>>738233950I didn't get it either but now I almost exclusively fap to HMVs I also hate phonk and turd-dick slop though
>>738259448They have free will, they are their own beings. But much like modern computer hardware has backdoors for the CIA to use, the argonians can be bossed around by the Hist should it ever feel the need. This doesn't really happen unless the Hist is threatened with extinction.
>>738260037Truly a scholar. I agree.
>>738260132Can they cut out the hist transceiver organ like the clones did in the star wars cartoon to escape getting order 66'd by trees?Bethesda would never make a stinky beast race the PC, but that could be a good protagonist origin. Rambo style Argonian schizo who thinks the hist is evil and manually disconnects it from his brain with a self lobotomy.
>>738261184It's not as simple as removing an organ, sadly. Nords and Dunmer just have to accept that their wives could lose their free will and become an agent of the Hist at any moment.I don't think canon has ever played with the idea of an Argonian breaking their metaphysical shackles. Well, other than the PCs who by nature are giving a massive middle finger to pretty much everyone.
Why breasts?
>>738261554Argonians disconnected from the Hist and the native culture of the region are a thing, but are only ever portrayed negatively, as cruel corrupt collaborationist slavers in the service of foreign powers in the case of the Archeins and as a stupid autism allegory in the case of the one Argonian NPC from ESO who explicitly never drank Hist sap in his life
>>738262430But were they stated by a reliable narrator to actually be out of the Hist's control? I thought they were just outcasts who don't think it be like it is but it do.
>>738224319How would you milk them otherwise
>>738262165why does he look like a girl? aside from it being hot
>>738226250>Legendaryit just turns everything into bulletsponges
>>738218686>sweatAnon...
This is a good thread.
>>738218203They're actually ugly in the games, but incredibly hot in the fanarts. Are there any mods that fix this?
>>738234954
>>738224319They fetch a better price, duh.
My lizard has been staring at her water dish for the past hour but as soon as I opened this thread she turned around and is staring directly at my monitor.I don't like that.
>>738258952There was a few ai gens of him with anthro girls for some reason.
>>738263134Slop, but from where?
>>738226820They aren't really meant to be "badass". Their purpose in the setting on the mundane scale is to be the mysterious native people of the wild swamplands who have been historically oppressed by the other races and are biologically, psychologically and religiously alien, while their purpose on the deep lore scale is that they are the servants of an extradimensional tree hive mind
>>738225389I will now betray the human race
>>738263621Lmao how insecure are you that you have to specify that you totally think it's slop in front of all your 4chan buddies, but still want to know the source?>t-that's le SLOP! amirite, fellow ai haters? a-anyway, s-source? haha
>>738263621The source is I made it the fuck up.
>>738263848Must've hit a nerve.
We love Argonians and Altmer on this board.
>>738263848Holy projection
>>738244720It's actually canon that khajiit have scratchy dicks
>>738264157Sad that there is only one Altmer wife in Skyrim and she's trash.
>>738265656I like her. Just a basic all round beautify mod makes her pretty enough
>>738262862Yes But it requires you to do more than just smack things until they fall over, so I like playing it more than the lesser difficultiesYou have to actually do blocks and stuns, fight after a stealth attack, back off and heal, funnel enemies into choke points, use potions and utility magic
>>738263134>used goodsno thanks
>>738244007>OH GOD IS THAT AN I!?!>I'M CEASING TO EXIIIIIST!!!
>>738218203I'll take the left oneRight looks too rough
>>738263207hello you stinky lizardgo eat a bug or something
>>738267098What the FUCK, man?
>>738266710That's bull, it's physically impossible to enjoy skyrim's dogshit hand-to-hand combat
>>738267224>he's not using perk and combat overhaul modsI would never assume anyone in these threads is playing vanilla SkyrimTHAT'S mental illness.
>>738224319Because i fucking said so faggot, you gonna cry about it?
>>738267141Hah, look at her facegotem
>>738224319Jannies, fucking kill this man.
>>738267314>playing modded>keeping bullet sponge difficulty modifiersthat's also a mental illness
>>738230760Male lions have a growth gene that gets regulated by Female lions genes.Female tigers lack this gene, so the Male lion growth gene causes Ligers to continue to grow until organ failure.
>>738218203Argonian women deserve human men, and vice versa
>>738230051>ride your saber tooth tiger son into battleFuckin sick.
>>738224319Those fucking trees probably implanted those on to lizards in order to entice men for the sake of reducing casualties. The real question is why khajit only has a single pair of hawt titays
>>738267736It's the only way to introduce a little more strategy into the fightsIf you hit a bear 3 times and it dies, it doesn't have time to do anythingBut if the fight takes like 2 minutes, you have to deal with stamina, buffs, movement, etc
>>738220654Breathing underwater is cool, man. And I love the added unarmed damage in Skyrim for easy fistfights.
>>738223706>>738254925Her amulet quest is Radiant, and it can be downright bugged when it'll activate so I started learning some basic-level Skyrim modding to figure out how to activate the quest so I could eventually marry my beloved Argonian wife. Good times, I probably ended up visiting her down on the dock at least 50 - 100 times just hoping the quest would trigger naturally.
>>738268323>Breathing underwaterYou can do with with equipment or a spell or a potion>added unarmed damagethat's khajiit
I always went out of my way to offload loot at the Northern Goods and Trade in Chorrol. Seed-Neeus is so sweet.
What do we think of Khajits?
>>738269412I don't like the implications of this image.
>>738268636You can do anything with equipment or a spell or a potion.
>>738266941You get what you pay for.
>>738269638You can't replicate Orc Berserk
>>738269760At least you know she knows what to do, and how to do it well.
>young khajiit slut grinding old argonian hag hardcore lesbian
>>738263312Also there was a few of Ryan Gosling x female anthro wolf. I didn't save them though.
>>738269592As you should
>>738269941Enchantments of fortify.Potion of fortify.Poisons.Everything can be replicated. The only one that's hard to replicate is Histskin, which is a 10x factor and well beyond what's naturally achievable. But that's redundant since you can just chug more healing potions for a similar effect.
>>738243949whybonerwtf is this pic
>>738270152
>>738270152HNNNNGGGG
>>738268636Yeah, but not from the start of the game. It’s convenient and fun while you’re getting your character established. Eventually, you’re a god anyway. And argonians do have bonus unarmed damage in Skyrim, just less than Khajiits.
>>738270301Nice brown fur coat on that black kot
>>738270886He's getting a little old and I don't know what breed he is.
>>738261554scary stuff.
built for bi threesomes
>>738270980>I don't know what breed he is.He's a purebred qt3.14Obviously.
>>738270195Technically the Orc active racial gives you an extra 10% damage reduction that's unachievable through other means. But that can also be recreated by just fortifying your HP 10%.>inb4 "but it's 50%"80% damage reduction is the highest achievable damage reduction via armor without the orc racial. 50% of the remaining 20% is 10%.
HUMAN MEN
>>738218686The raspy chainsmoker voice is unironically hot.
>>738271502
If argonian women were real, I'd be trying to have a lot more sex.
The Elder Scrolls 6 needs more in-universe smut like Tainted Grail. The Lusty Argonian Maid is too tame.
>>738218203Are Argonians cold blooded? They always look like they need a warming via red guard dick
>>738273005Lizard women aren't into beastiality.
>>738263312>owns a farm>has a fox gfI'm tired of Jeremy living MY dream.
No one romances lizards because of their raspy voice, at least the Khajeet are too far away from Skyrim but they have a granny voice Meanwhile male Argonians and Khajeets have a normal voice with the latter having only one voice actor who is forced to speak a certain way
>>738263134>>738269760>>738272291moarrr
>>738269760Can I ride her into battle?
>>738262828Elvish.
I ilke argonians but khajiit are preferred M nord x f khajiit is god-tier
>>738220892>"they would have to be more human-like in order for people to relate to them"WHY THE FUCK EVERYONE JUST REPEATS THIS? IT'S BASED ON FUCKING NOTHING, NOT A SIMPLE EXAMPLE THAT PROVES THIS TRUE
>>738221014I am subscribing to this dude holy shit all his stuff is like tailor-made for me
>>738218203They need better bespoke racial armor. Until then I simply refuse to play as beastfag races.
>>738275057nigger, LIFE is THE examplewhy do you think the less human it looks, the less popular it becomes
>>738263134If you kill her you can fuck her corpse for 500 septims.
>>738273005Do they mention feeling more sluggish in Skyrim? They wouldn’t have issues in Black Marsh, Valenwood, some some parts of Cyrodiil, Morrowind, Hammerfell.
>>738275151We literally just got Project Hail Mary which had normies crying over a vague crab-shaped creature made out of rocks.
male argonian >>> female argonian
>>738234576answer PLEASE
>>738274704Every ride is a battle with her.
>>738275151what kind of fucking autistic retard fuckwit logic is that? you're an actual retard, genuine brain-damaged subhuman failure. What the fuck are fantasy themed movies to you then where there's creatures that don't exist in real life? You stupid assfucked shitwit, kill yourself faggot
>>738244874The tower is the universe, AKA the dream of the Great Dreamer. Perceiving the tower means recognizing that all of existence is simply the dream of a greater being, and you are part of that dream. If you can't reconcile your sense of self with that realization, you zero-sum AKA cease to exist.
>>738275462>femboy khajiit>tomboy argoniani win
>>738275057I agree, people that can't relate to animals are clinically considered to be mentally deficient. Unfortunately that is most people on this cursed planet.
>>738268925>Seed-Needus
>>738275462Both have slit to penetrate.
>>738275713>doesn't disprove my point>>738275835people can relate to animals because they can do things we doif dogs acted like ants, nobody would relate to them like they do now
>>738224781>expiration bumps
>>738275956>the less human it looks, the less popular it becomes>people can relate to animals because they can do things we doso which is it?
>>738218203Sorry man, but the Khajiit come in so many flavours.
>>738276048because it's not just appearance, a dog can express happiness, sadness, etc. it has evolved to interact with humans and for us to understand themit has to either look or act human in order to trigger relatability and thus get to the end of the pipeline where one would want to fuck said creature
>>738244874There are several towers in the TES world that have existed since the dawn of time and keep reality functional; the White Gold Tower in the Imperial City is one of them. But the universe itself is secretly one of those towers, hence the significance of "looking at the wheel from the side".
>>738273005>>738275354The are explicitly depicted as cold-blooded in Morrowind, where the one notorious Argonian NPC in the Bloodmoon expansion, which takes place in Solstheim, is constantly complaining about the cold. I'd guess they probably just didn't feel like giving every single one of Skyrim's dozen Argonians characters repetitive cold-related dialogue
>>738276143>tfw no giant Senche-Raht wife to cuddle up with at night
>>738275840>Always-Swallows
>>738218203That's because the writers suck, you can have them be an underdog and subtly develop their lore and character development.
>>738276143>you will never be lovingly bulled by your magically superior Alfiq wife
>>738276316>>738276659For me it's the McTojay, the best Khajiiti wife.
>>738276143>how do we explain the design changes for Khajiit between games?>just make them all canon>brilliant
>>738276798And it unironically was.
>>738276985ThisHumans come in all shapes and sizes. Hell, even cats irl all have variations.
>>738277005Having sex outside in Skyrim must be very uncomfortably cold
>>738277005you cant post "Sex" here incel
>>738225037Top, warm blood is a must.
let it be known
>>738218686based they dont sound like prepubescent girls who screech like cats
>>738218686>They have raspy chainsmoker voices.That's the best part.
>>738224027You sound like a nigger who should kill himself
>>738281623racism is not allowed here
>>738236725Yeah I still got nothing you sanctimonious fag
>>738267804Interesting, thougb a bit sad. At least they live comfy.
Sex with elves
>>738245429If only you'd go to the same tavern as me
>>738218203apealing blocky artstyle.
>>738218203Ever since I saw that animation of an Argonian chick getting facefucked, I've always wanted to get head from an Argonian, and make out with them too.
>>738287880Hot, which animation?
I've suffered and toiled enough, I deserve to be an Argonian woman with fat tits
>>738288610Best we can do is modded Skyrim I'm afraid
>>738288658aw rats
>>738288378**https://ahri2mp4.rule34.xxx//images/2737/ee14fb32f855338306d923314dfc99d9.mp4?3045381**
>>738288704I may be dumb
>>738218203Big-titty Argonians should be milked like dairy cows for their tit sap so I can drizzle it on my breakfast waffles and pancakes.>>738260037Based adoring fan (of beast races).
scaly wife best wife
>>738288704Holy fuck anon. Thanks, need to go find a fun argonian anon now to work some things out
>>738263207Shitty feminist cuntoid image
>>738289176I'm tempted to reinstall Skyrim and finally learn how to get all those sex mods, and just bone a harem of Argonian maids. Hopefully it works on Linux.
for me? it's cavafly01's work.
>>738289485Do it anon, live your dreams, fill them full of cream. I might head to /trash/ and cruise for argonian sluts
>>738289639I've made some yautja porn lately and I'm now tempted to make argonian and sangheili porn too. Mostly oral and kissing. I just need to find good models, and I need to avoid the Oblivion remake models like the fucking plague.>>738289663>5 Argonian ladies passed out strewn about the floor, cum oozing out of their pussies and mouths>I carry them to my bed one by one and lay them down carefully>I lie between them and sleep peacefully, happier than any man, mer or beast could be.I wish full dive VR was real so I could do this.
>>738235585>>738237840TD6 has some of the best character designs in the industry rn.
>>738258952His genius is irresistible.
>>738237968>>738244732surprised this is still up but i can't find it anymore. it was a vocaroo.
Hello
>>738289909you got a tag on e6? i like yautjas as well.
>>738288610Same anon, same. Maybe some day in the hmofa future techbros will have invented custom biomorphing chambers that can turn us into cute and busty lizard girls and assign us to human bfs as state mandated anthro gfs. I believe.
Stop wanting to stick your dick inside every female creature, sickos
>>738275372Don't you shittalk Rocky. Rocky was great.
>>738289485i havne't got around to doing it but yeah you can get mo2 working on linuxit's a bit fucky though since you gotta run a tool to get mo2 installed right and it looks weird but it works rightalso the sex mods aren't near as hard to install as you'd thinkostim standalone has a really good guide for pretty much everything
>>738291029You are nearly as addicted to 4chan as me. you are on every board, all the time, forever.
>>738291440Yeah well I work from home and get paid to shitpost so double whammy
>>738291191neveryou'll pry my khajiit smut from my cold dead hands
big lizard booba
>>738291114I need you as my busty argonian, and I need you right now
>>738218203>ugly shit is disliked>ridiculous No
