Is it still the GOAT?
Essential trans-core
>>738226201Wow Ikaruga is the kind you recognize everywhere
"The Treasure game history is a rich tapestry. But, since we're all gonna die, there's one more secret I feel I have to share with you: I did not care for Radiant Silvergun.""What?""Did not care for Radiant Silvergun.""How can you even say that, Anon?""Didn't like it.""Anon, it's like the perfect game!""This is what everyone always said. Whenever they say...""Hiroshi Iuchi, Hitoshi Sakimoto, I mean, you never see, Studio Gonzo!""Fine. Fine. Fine team, did not like the game.""Why not?""Did not... Couldn't get into it.""What didn't you like about it?""It insists upon itself.""What?""It insists upon itself.""What does that even mean?""Because it has a valid point to make, it's insisted!""It takes forever memorizing the scoring route; you spend like six and a half hours on Stage 3... You know, I can't get through, I've never even finished the game. I've never seen the ending.""You've never seen the ending?!""How can you say you don't like it if you haven't even given it a chance?""I agree. It's not really fair.""It's outrageous.""I have tried on three separate occasions to get through it, and I get to Stage 5.""Yeah, it's a great stage. I love that stage.""I have no idea what they're talking about. It's like they're speaking a different lang... You know, that's where I lose interest in it.""You know what, Anon...""They're speaking Japanese!""The language they're speaking is a language of subtlety; something you don't understand.""I love Cotton Boomerang. That is my answer to that statement.""Whatever.""I like that game too."
>>738226291obsessed
HellsinkerZeroRangerCrimzon CloverAre they the top 3 of Steam Shmups?
>>738227634What's Steam shmup in this case? I like eXceed 2 a lot and like Blue Revolver more than two of those.
>>738226201Fell for the meme and its really slow.Pic related is still the GOAT
Memorizationslop for """hardcore""" players who aren't skilled enough to play fighting games or RTS.
>>738228084I was initially mad that Cindy and Ellen sat out of Reunion, but maybe that was for the best after all.
>>738228261Post clears or you're just a shitter. Hint: It's not just about memorization, it's also about not cracking under pressure.
>hintWhat kind of faggot talks like thisShmupfags literally cannot play actually dynamic gamesMork gets completely filtered by action games where you can't memoslop your way out
>>738228385Mad, bro?
>>738228416Stream yourself playing an action game right now
>>738226201mogged and dethroned by the nugoat devil blade reboot
>>738228450After you stream yourself 1CCing a shmup first. The burden of proof falls on you: >>738228261If it's just memorization, watch a 1CC superplay and then do your own. Since shmups are pretty short, it shouldn't take you more than an hour.
>>738228668>shmupfag refuses to play a gameClassic, how about you stream a shmup then and show us how its done?
>>738228710Burden of proof. It falls on the first one to make an outlandish claim, not on anyone who replies to it. Let's see that 1CC. Might I suggest something easy, like R-Type Final?
Shmupfags STILL refusing to actually play a shmup lmfaoIf the genre is so great why do they spend all their time on the Farm and here instead of playing?
>>738226201The scoring system is 2strict4me.
when the best player in these schizo threads is a touhoufag
>>738228994>hardest Touhou game to 1cc>hardest shottype>with some scoring on top of thatIt's no contest
These threads could be nice again with a single chain deletion.
>>738229459You read my mind. Delete this annoying faggot from existence >>738228345.
>>738229663But he spoke the truth. Half the challenge in shmups is not choking.
>>738227815A shmup on Steam lol.Come to think of it, what's the best emulator for shmups on Steam? I see Shmuparch, ShmupMAME, Final Burn, etc. It's so confusing! I just want to try Ibara! Is the PS2 version on PCSX2 any good!?>>738228385Mork makes some dumbass takes about Ninja Gaiden (cheesing in NG2 by hiding behind columns and spamming UT's is fine, but spamming ninpo in NG4 isn't? Paradoxical) and Shinobi PS2 (first he says air dashing is fine in the air then he complains about it being too OP later on wtf). I love action games and fighters (GGXXAC+R has the best survival mode in fighting games. It's so relaxing) but I am starting to appreciate shmups and arcade beat em' ups. Some of Mork's arcade shills are fun, but he should stop talking about action games.
>>738229703Then why doesn't he stream and show us? If I were that good at shmups, and boasting about it on a videogame forum, I'd sure show off
>>738226201shmup art always made me want to play shmups, but outside the entry level stuff I just never could stand it. Tragic.
>>738229703samefagging niggershow us your skills or you're worse than a 2hukek
>>738226201Are there any good newbie friendly shmups? So far the only shmup I managed to beat without abusing the savestates and infinite credits is Sin & Punishment.
>>738226291Kill yourself, immediately. YWNBARW
>>738228817>farmgo back kiwitroon
>>738229734>GGXXAC+R has the best survival modeJesus christ go away
>>738229749Because the burden of proof falls upon >>738228261
>>738229749Don't bother. It's like that in the action threads too even though the retard is trying to argue that action games are better.>go to action threads>some retard spouts some obvious lies, some Anons even agree>"post your S-Ranks">retard makes excuses to not prove it's easy even though all he has to do is post a screenshotThere will always be some retard calling a game easy and being a coward when he gets challenged.
>>738229845>Jesus christ go awayIt's the correct take. That game has the best survival mode.
>>738229813Dodonpachi (not Donpachi, not Daioujou) is a good starting point
>>738229734>cheesing in NG2 by hiding behind columns and spamming UT's is fine, but spamming ninpo in NG4 isn't? Paradoxicalthe more mork you watch, the more you notice
>>738229813>Sin & Punishment.On-rails shooter but it's shmup-adjacent at least. I'd recommend Gamera 2000 for the PS1.
>>738228261You can clear shmups without memorization as long as you understand the basic concept of aimed projectiles and non-aimed projectiles
>>738230121>I'd recommend Gamera 2000 for the PS1That game's graphics look kinda sick.
>>738230121Fuckin love that game, the sequel feels a bit too gimmicky
>>738226291Stay alive, forever. YWABARM
>>738230228Wait, there's a sequel?>>738226291No, that would be Espgaluda. Literally.
>>738229374UFO is harder than LOLK?
>>738230741Yes for Lunatic 1cc, LoLK has harder danmaku but it throws lives at you
Day 2 of Batriderhttps://streamable.com/vhstdrI want to try the special extend strat, and to do that I think I need to medal into stage 4 and cash out there, then i need to make it to stage 6 with at least 1 bomb and i think ill be okay. I don't know how viable that's gunna be. The scoring system really sucks ass in YGW games, its very hard to stop medals from dropping in an unreachable part of the screen. Might have to switch to shorty-b for some more speed. If all else fails I'll just clear it without scoring at all but regardless this is gunna take awhile and at least this is good practice.Does anyone know which version of MAME the overlay actually works with? Gadgets would be really helpful.
>>738231275looks like lolk on easy mode lol
>>738231829But more explosions in case you have ADHD.
>>738231275Japan B version of the game is compatible, if that's what you mean. (I'm asking a Batrider pro that I follow on Twitch, right now)
>>738231275As a follow-up to >>738232006, he sent me this link, so hopefully all this info helps:https://www.gurt.live/batrider-1cc-guide
>>738232181Sir this is an Indian transvestite thread
>>738229813Try shooting for one loop of Batsugun Special. It's a pretty easy clear and a fun, attractive game.
>>738232251Special is also arguably the first bullet hell game.
>>738229813A lot of them have a "Novice Mode" which is really just for someone who doesn't want to spend 3 months doing the exact same stage on loop trying to beat it without continues. Dodonpachi Resurrection on Steam is easily accessible and fun.
>>738228994>his PB was 1.7b in 2011-2012Does anyone know who he is?
>>738232036I used this version of the overlay and the ranking on advanced starts at about 15% which I think is correct, before it was jumping all the way to 39% or something and giving me bigger error messages. Thanks.
>>738232476No prob, happy shooting.
>>738226201>autobomb babygame>the one ship type with no autobomb has an overpowered shot that makes the game a breeze
>>738232754You're thinking DDP Resurrection / DaiFukkatsu
>>738232754Wrong game, don't rely on Google AI for answers
>>738233624
>>738233624Based
>>738233806NYOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>738231275>giant wall of technobabble bullshit>from a retard who hasn't even shitcleared normal course yetholy shitter larp, kys
>>738233871I hope you can appreciate the fact that he just basically posted a normal clear, I mean, it would be awfully hard to not clear stage 5 with full lives and bombs.
>>738229734>he should stop talking about action games>>738230080>the more mork you watch, the more you noticeIt's almost like he's a massive tourist.
This character action schizo has been embarassing himself a lot lately.
It’s this, ketsui, or garegga
>>738235737I respect Ketsui as Cave's finest achievement in game design, but my favorite arcade game will always be Espgaluda 1.
>>738235783baste taste
>>738235796There's just something about it.>kakusei system (main gameplay mechanic)>soundtrack>memorable boss fights with distinct patterns>cohesive stage layouts>general steampunk aesthetic with sci-fi elements>character designs>even the fucking story is kinda coolI liked Espgaluda 2, but it left something to be desired. I think the art style and soundtrack took a hit. Still a good game, especially Black Label mode, but at the end of the day, the first game remains my go-to.
>>738236363For me I think zesshikai or whatever the fuck it's called kind of ruined the gameplay flow, I liked gold feeling like a multiplier you max out as quickly as possible rather than just yet another resource to spend on cancel chains so fucking huge you can't even see the background and the game goes down to like 5 fps. Galuda 1's systems and difficulty curve are just perfect
>>738236518Yeah, that's something that bugged me a bit, too. I did like the proximity-based kills yielding more gems (reminded me of getting x5 chips in Ketsui), but overall, I think Cave tried to do too much with the game.
>>738226201>game's name is daioujo>there's no oujo in the game
Too much of the avatarnigger talking to himself for my taste.
>>738236947It literally feels like he watched some random Youtube review of a Cave shmup and repeats the game mechanics from it to himself
>>738236858pingas
>>738239671...usual, I see!
>>738226201I'd love to support the genre and buy some cool games but this shit can be so expensive and such a genre should not have any games costing over $40 and I don't even think any should cost $30 either. Its one of the simplest genre these days to make so it can't be costing them an arm so to speak. Another thing is I don't even know where I'd start.
>>738239778>I'd love to support the genre and buy some cool gamesDon't buy shit. All of the best ones can be emulated on a potato. Start with mushihimesama or cotton
>>738228305>70% offShould I?
>>738239778>simplestAlso, $40 is nothing. I'd rather pay $70 for a game I'll be pouring hundreds of hours into than $60 for a 20-hour "cinematic experience" with zero replay value.
So what kind of controller you guys use?
>>738239932I ain't paying $70 for some shooter that would take me 1 hour to beat at most and looks like it could have been made even all the way back in the 16-bit era no problem. Unless you mean those bullet hell ones but I kind of don't want to play those for the most part.
>>738239778>Another thing is I don't even know where I'd start.Do you want to be a plane and blow shit up?Crimzon CloverDo you want to be an anime girl and kill everything with cute?Deathsmiles I・IIHere's a few good ones you can play for free.>https://yaru.itch.io/arengius>https://xxgameroom.itch.io/blue-wish-resurrection>https://zakichi.itch.io/zakesta
>>738240112Got it, you don't care about pushing yourself to 1CC or play for score. Didn't ask. Have a nice day.
>>738226642Kek underrated post
>>738239993I currently use an 8bitdo m30 but I got a 1cc on stick before. it literally doesnt matter. stick feels better and the buttons are easier to press but it doesnt affect performance, just feel and ergonomics. i know because i have an authentic konami windy cabinet near me and my skill transfers playing at home on pad and playing at the real arcade on stick
>>738240112>would take me 1 hour to beat at mostyou didn't beat the game.
>>738240274Nigga probably credit-feeds, sees the credits, and thinks he won. Sad!
>>738240305tbf I did too when I was 5. didn't know any better
>>738239993PS3/4/5 and PC: Qanba Crystal modded with a Hayabusa leverSega Saturn: Hori Fighting Stick SSDreamcast: Green GoblinPS2: Tekken 5 Hori stick360: Hori Fighting Stick EX2
>>738226201It kinda never wasThe whole series and cave in general was some effort to cater to autistic players. 300 in totalNo common player knows about these gamesIt's still r-type and gradius
>>738240112To be fair, most shmups that cost $60+ are older games ported by M2, essentially arcade-perfect and with a lot of adjustable gadgets that help dissect the game (such as a visible Rank meter in Battle Garegga, or a bee counter in DDP DaiOuJou). Almost all of the indie shmups made nowadays are within the $20-30 range.But if you don't like bullet hells, you're giving yourself slim pickings.
>>738240587>300 in total[citation needed](No, really, this claim fascinates me and I would like to see where you're pulling those numbers from, for science)
>>738240654steam charts. because hardcore shmup players mostly use steam instead of oem or mame. kek
>>738240882DoDonPachi DaiOuJou Re:Incarnation (or DoDonPachi Blissful Death Re:Incarnation) is not on Steam. It was only released on PS4 and Switch.I'll give you DoDonPachi RESURRECTION having 328 at max simultaneously, even though it's entirely possible that the game has sold into the thousands over the course of time, and just didn't have everyone playing it at the same time.But hey, I guess by your metric, The Last of Us, Black Ops 7, and Fortnite are better games because they bring in more simultaneous numbers.
>>738240654You check global sales of an ip/seriesYou remember that even Mork had to admit that cave shelved shumps because "they are not profitable"Every new game from a old shumps dev sold like shitEvery m2 release sell to a small niche (main reason we don't even get them translated in 2026), because usually people in business like to make moneyShump that are successful/popular today are never danmaku style.Shump overall are not popular in generalAnd the few that are popular, are cut from the Shump list because those lists are made by 'purists' autistic people
>>738241057Ye popular is not equal to qualityBut you need some players to stay in business. And you need some fans to spread your genre popularitySince shumps are played by autistic loners, the genre fold on itself and diesLike trannies and gays that can't reproduce sexaually
>>738241156>'purists' autistic peopleI'm one of those and still respect ZeroRanger, Drainus, and Devil Engine as great shmups despite not being made by the Jappos.
>>738241246This Rez screenshot puts it nicely.There will always be a demand, and as long as a product brings in more money than it costs to make, it's a success.
>>738241385Sure, I see a lot of people making shumps, being happy with that result and making more by popular demandThe passing to 3d killer the genre, but the rivaval of 'retro' didn't bring in many new masterpiecesZero ranger might be one of the most popular, but there aren't many examples of that popularity+quality (also the dev fucked off and never made another shump) Platformers and metroidvanias instead had a big revival
>>738241385THERE IS A MIND KILLER
>>738241565>(also the dev fucked off and never made another shump)I hate it when that happens.Or if some fag pulls ALL of his games from Steam indefinitely and for no good reason. (like how Platine-Dispositif is allergic to money)
>>738241780KI-KI-KILLER, TH-TH-THE MIND
>>738241156>go to arcade>2 credits for taiko no tatsujin>two songs total>4 minutes of playtime>same arcade>1 credit for a shmup>20 minutes of playtimeThat's not an indictment of their quality
MUH HECKIN DENSITY
>>738226201why do shmups always have the best covers?
>>738227815>I like eXceed 2 a lot and like Blue Revolver more than two of thoseBased, is a shame that exceed 2 is unlisted
Thoughts on R-Type?
>>738229813I find angel at dusk pretty accessible
>>738242838cringe af and trash to smoke
>>738241929So you do enjoy to reach stage 3 and die?Also arcades have been dead for almost 20 yearsBtw for arcades tho, metal slug is more popular than all the danmaku genre combinrd
>>738243254No it isn'tPosting gifs of le heckin pixel art crab is popular
>>738243171What?
I actually went to youtube to look this game up at one point and I got pic related. Honestly it told me much more about the game than gameplay.
>>738226201
https://store.steampowered.com/app/3941820/Revolgear_Zero/Fun little game that I don't think I've seen mentioned here yet, pretty recently released so that's probably why.Option menu theme makes me want to lean over a balcony and stare absentmindedly while contemplating my life/10https://youtu.be/4B0-I1FsH-M>>738239778What are you saying, the coolest shmup EVER is on sale right now for about 10 bucketshttps://store.steampowered.com/app/2882440/DEVIL_BLADE_REBOOT/Angel at Dusk is also even less than that it's my favorite shmup in terms of atmosphere.https://store.steampowered.com/app/1405500/Angel_at_Dusk/Heck most of them are actually pretty cheap, and they go on sale every so-often. The only ones I can think of with that price range are Dodonpachi and Deathsmiles I&II but then again Deathsmiles I is already there for much cheaper and is enough as is.If it's console exclusive then I guess that's that.. but just emulate it at that point. It's not like anyone would care..
>>738244614damn bro, chill. we get it. youre dick is big.
>>738244826wtf...
>>738244826Are you trying to insult him that his HRT isn't working?
>>738245008He doesn't take HRT at at all. He will alway be a real man and will live forever.
>>738244583I can't imagine there's a single person praising this game who's actually played it.
>>738243254Last week I got to stage 7 of 9 at the arcade. Yesterday I got the 1cc at homethe game is Nostradamus and they have the dipswitches set to 5 lives and easy at the arcadeEven on my very first try I got to stage 5
>>738240631>most shmups that cost $60+ are older games ported by M2Those don't cost anything close to $60, what
>>738241156>You check global sales of an ip/seriesThe Xbox 360 cave ports sold like 20k-40k each
>>738245502t-thanks.. but I feel like I'm being insulted for some reason..
I just downloaded Hellsinker on steam but for some reason it's not starting, has this happned to anyone else here?
>>738226291truly rent free
>>738229834newfag detected
>>738249997Kiwifarms is itself staffed by literal lolcows like null that take great offense to people being even half decent at video games and attack them under the guise of it being for laughs when it's really just unhinged seething
>>738250095We're all patiently waiting for you to realize that, in the context of the shmup community, the "farm" refers to something completely different, newfriend.
>>738250267This make come as a shock to you but your gay little community is not important
One of the best western shmup players is a weeb black guy. How does this make you feel? He even used to post in 2hu threads on /jp/ back in the day.https://youtu.be/NXZbduX7SK4
>>738250492Not only is this almost a decade old but Wes is way better than this guy and doesn't play touhou dogshit
>>738250492>keyboard chad
>>738250361Let me know if you've finally googled it hard enough to figure it out or if you just want me to drop you the link. In any case, randomly spazzing out over kiwi just because you have no clue what's going on isn't the best look.
>>738250567can this Wes guy no miss DOOM?
>>738250753I don't know, probably?https://youtu.be/ghTfm2Y01cA
>>738250661I concede. Drop me the link, king
>>738250804>worse score>miss>more deathsso how is this guy better exactly?
>>738251001>plays a way harder line up of games>has achieved clears in these games in a way shorter period of time>isn't an obnoxious literal ghetto nigger that quit the genre a decade ago
>>738251096>>plays a way harder line up of gameslike what? Ketsui Ura loop + no miss DOOM is probably the hardest shmup thing you can do
>>738251238Man why are you even in here if you haven't played a shmup in 7 years, this is pathetic dude
>>738251096>literal ghetto nigger>posts a video of another back guy are you retarded or something?
>>738251238>the hardest shmup thing you can doI'll just leave this here.
>>738251370The touhou nig literally has rap lyrics in its channel description
>>738251386yeah no one is gonna dedicate their life to beat this shit, i think only 1 autistic Jap did iteven the Dev said its not meant to be possible in a run
>>738251469>yeah no one is gonna dedicate their life to beat this shitThere's a western doing it right now. More people would do it if sdoj wasn't a pain to emulate properly
>>738251469What does that matter? It's still harder than Ketsui.
>>738251517you have the mentality of a 12yo kidKetsui ura loop is still the golden standard to this day, no one really cares for Inbachi since its made to be impossible
>>738228305>>738239903Sonic Wings Reunion isn't a good game.It isn't terrible either, because it's super fast-paced, which makes playing it relatively fun, but the original Sonic Wings (and later the Strikers series) aren't really fast-paced. They don't waste time, but they don't have you racing through everything at breakneck speed either. They're much more thoughtfully designed, with far more variety and nuance throughout the stages.The art in Sonic Wings Reunion is absolutely atrocious too. It's fucking horrible, looking like a cheap mobile game made by amateurs.Still... I think it's worth playing, but it's an inferior game compared to all the original Sonic Wings titles, and infinitely inferior to the Strikers series.The scoring system doesn't make sense, and there's a guy on the Steam forum saying that if you configure the auto-fire correctly outside the game, you can make all the aircraft 30% stronger, because the game's default auto-fire (which you can't configure) is trash.
>>738251697You seem oddly defensive
>>738226291All 2hus
>>738251926and you seem clueless about shmups, probably a tourist only a full retard would be like: you did Ketsui Ura nm DOOM? well thats not hard as Inbachi lol
>>738252027Why are you so asshurt, did you think you could just do the ura and quit? No one is gunna respect that. Ghetto niggas are always trying to promote.
>>738251697>Ketsui is the hardest shmup>Inbachi doesn't count because it's too hard
>>738252148>dev said Inbachi doesnt count because they made it a meme boss meant to never get beatenbut im gonna listen to you anon, you seem more knowledgeable, fuck the Dev and the STG community
>>7382399938bitdo Arcade Stick for Switch and PC.The official Virtua Stick for the Saturn. Might get a Genesis adapter to play the 8bitdo stick on my Genesis because I have the most shmups for it after my Switch/PC/Saturn.
>>738251509does he have a youtube or stream? im gonna follow this madlad to see if he even beats it
>>738250827shmups.system11.orgMore commonly known as the farm.
>>738252228Correct. It doesn't matter what anyone says. Inbachi is harder than Ketsui period.
>>738252353you should compare Inbachi with DOOM and not Ketsui you fucking tourist faggot
>>738252553It's implied. Not my problem that your mental capacity isn't enough to remember the conversation three posts back.
>>738252325Yeah but I'm not gunna link them on 4chan because they're a sissy and I'd be worried
>>738239993I paid someone to build an arcade stick for me using Sanwa parts, because I'd fallen for the meme and thought Sanwa was the Japanese standard (I later found out that Seimitsu sticks with those metal clamps are the standard, not Sanwa).After using it for a month, I started having double-click issues in two directions.I checked everything (original parts in good condition) and gave it a thorough cleaning, but the double-clicks kept coming back. They only stopped when I took the whole stick apart, sanded down the microswitch contacts, and applied contact cleaner. It's been about six months since then, and the stick's still working (though two buttons are having the same issue).Bottom line: there's this myth that Sanwa parts are indestructible and built with alien technology, but you can get unlucky and start having problems with the microswitches almost immediately.
>>738235309This dumb shithead shitting on NG4 leading to his BS getting spammed every thread made me hate him forever.
>>738252862Just get new switches and if you can't solder open them up and clean the contacts with alcohol and, if too tarnished, with a metal brush. 100% guaranteed to fix it.
>>738253060It was that joke of a God Hand video for me.
>>738252228If you have been watching SDOJ Exa Label streams and Inbachi-only mode you would notice that Inbachi itself isn't longer a big threat like it used to be. The requirements and the way to consistently do a full perfect run are probably the worst part. People already figured out safe methods to get through most of her patterns. The final pattern is when shit gets real. So far the best way to deal with it is by using hyper to avoid specific part of the pattern, then survive as long as possible > die > repeat process. Kinda in the same fashion people use to deal with Aki's final pattern that people bomb then suicide to manipulate the way bullets spawn. So you basically want to have a lot of extra lives to make it doable.
When are Futamushi and Galuda 1 getting modern ports?
>>738226642tpbp
>>738253447the problem is SDOJ port is shit, both the Xbox and Switch one, and it emulates like shit so not many people are even playing itthe playerbase is really small compared to other games
>>738228261RTSlop also require memorization, just like any minimally challenging game. It's called getting gud
>>738253497Futa emulates almost perfect on Xenia
>>738228261>fighting gamesliteral rock paper scissor simulator >RTSliteral more memorization than shmups, also a rock paper scissor simulator
>>7382276341. Crimzon Clover2. Gundemonium Recollection3. Blue RevolverHonorable mentions: Rolling Gunner
>>738227634not even closeIkarugaMushiDNFGunVeinBlue Revolver
The schizos woke up
I just grabbed some random shmups recently even though I don't play that much. Revolgear Zero, the Bullet Soul games, Game Tengoku
>>738239993Retrobit Sega Saturn
>>738254383i tried to get into Crimzon Clover but its just lock on slop, its so fucking bad i just can't force myself to play it
>Game spoils the final boss
Should play another shmup. Been a while.
>>738255015mogged by taitohttps://youtu.be/6JwmSSjw6WA
>>738256331And that game ironically got mogged by Primal Rage.
>>7382280842 and 3 are some of the most fun shmups out there, at least casually. Though 2 is 2hard and 3 is practically a party game.
>>738256920Wrong, Dino Rex is a timeless masterpiece
it's uphttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vq6QxGGrzKU
>>738257215what the actual fuck is this ADHD zoomer cancer?
>>738257215오
>>738257215Insane clear. I was watching him get to 94-95% several times in the last couple streams and knew it was coming soon.IDPLMA next?
>>738257810the best part is when he got it on stream, he played more with his friends irl for like 2 more hrs>IDPLMA nextidk probably, i don't think 2026 is feasible yet. he hasn't done p6 in full either
>>738257215>>738257810>>738258150What games are you playing anon
>>738230121Gamera 2000 is fucking sick. The stages aren't as well designed as Panzer Dragoon IMO but the boss fights are amazing.
>>738242838My favorite SHMUP series, mostly because I prefer the higher focus on stage design that horizontal SHMUPs have as opposed to the bigger focus on dodging bullets that vertical ones have, and R-Type is easily the best in that regard. Delta in particular is my favorite SHMUP of all time.
>>738257215Holy
>>738242838>Thoughts on R-Type?It's fine. The game is slow, movement is tight, and it has some brutal checkpoints. I usually find myself wanting to play Gradius over R-Type, which frequently wins out in comparison. I will say that the power-up system is more generous with R-Type, at least with getting the Force after just one power-up drop, and that being the biggest factor in how well you can perform.If you're fine with a slower paced shmup and don't mind needing to deal with wall collisions, then R-Type can be fun and there's lots of weapon variety to use.
https://store.steampowered.com/app/3169300/Rainchaser/Release never
>>738259946I myself prefer R-Type 2, even if it's way harder, because I think it's better paced and the atmosphere is more consistent. The first game feels a little sluggish and there's some weird carnival music towards the end, lol.
There are too many shmups to play
>>738260273There's a lot that needs to be fixed going off the demo. I think this is supposed to appeal to zero ranger fans or something but even the scoring system is worse and the bar is just so low
>>738263018cool bump chapjeet
>>738239932fossil maiden best grill
>>738229813I agree with batsugun special and DDP. Gundbird 1 and Sengoku Ace are also good. 1-ALLs are nice because they're balanced around you carrying resources into the second loop, so you have a lot to work with. The important thing though is to just internalize you have to learn shit, if you're just looking for a free clear it's gunna be pretty boring. If a shmup is so easy it's not even teaching you the fundamentals what are you even getting out of it? So rather, what you need to look at is time investment, and how long you're willing to sink into your first shmup not knowing if you're making progress or doing the right thing.
>>738244073Hazel is based though
>>738263325Piss poor take as always, avatarnigger. Can you fuck off already?
>>738263325Thank you, chatgpt
>>738263325>blah blah blahthe real answer is play eosd
>>738252862>because I'd fallen for the meme and thought Sanwa was the Japanese standard (I later found out that Seimitsu sticks with those metal clamps are the standard, not Sanwa).I'm not sure what you're talking about, sanwa is absolutely the standard. Seimutsu is #2.>Bottom line: there's this myth that Sanwa parts are indestructible and built with alien technology, but you can get unlucky and start having problems with the microswitches almost immediately.It sounds like whoever built your stick fucked you over and gave you either bootleg or heavily used parts
>>738263352this thing is gay as fuck
>>738235737and Futari.
>>738263018>>738263325Why do these two faggots always post in succession and sometimes defend each other lmao
>>738263758Wait, people actually like mars matrix?
What game is an easy 1cc so I can brag?Also I only play Shmups on Fightcade because they autodownload so only ones on there.
>>738263974I will never respect you no matter what you play
>>738263974>bragNo one outside this general knows or cares about any of these games.
>>738263974Daifukkatsu is extremely easy but if you brag about it everyone will just laugh at you
>>738259419is the new release of Delta good?
>>738264132No
>>738263974>brag
>>738264161why not
>>738264269Extremely inaccurate
You ever notice this trend of where people are seeking out easy low engagement games? I don't even think it's zoomers, I think it's mostly milennials in their 30s.
>>738264286Is it still bad after the patch?
>>738264725Those are called "dad gamers" and they're the target audience for most AAA games.
>>738264771Yes
>>738264725I've noticed that the more older players isolate themselves in an unpopular game, category or ruleset. Then they parade themselves as the best when there's only like 3 active players.
>>738263801What's the matter? Jealous you have to seethe at two shmuppers, instead of one? Intimidated, maybe? I'll defend my fellow true player to the ends of the earth, and he'd do the same for me. That's what community used to be about, before redditors like you rolled in.
>>738264863Yeah but like look at the system11 poll, you can see over time as the forum dies, aging shitters move in and pretend to be the oldguard. You see it a lot on /v/ too. Like there's this performative behavior where they believe playing old games admonishes you from being a casual and anything above that is "try hard".
>>738264286>>738264951>>738264771do you care to elaborate
Hypothesis: Black people are more likely to play Ketsui because they are the most zesty race.
>>738265245>don't play shmups>casual>play shmups>still casualThe 'white guilt' of vidya just dropped
>>738265025That's what happened to a speedrunner I used to watch. Then he played a category that zoomers are better than him at and he created his own fictitious category no one plays and made a scene. I think he wants to preserve that image where he's still #1 to his few sycophantic viewers instead of actually being the best.
>>738265394wtf moglar5k is a nigger!!???
>>738265396That's not what I'm saying. I'm saying there's this trend of boomers going "you like this game people have been praising for 20 years? You're a zoomie zoom zoom and should play 50 year old casual game." "Oh a hard version of the mechanics I like? Nah that's not sovlfvl comf kino"
>>738265947I'm not surprised that you have trouble understanding language as a schizophrenic
>>738265770lol i have a feeling i know who this ishe used to boast about ranking 1st on the ladder in competitive when it was overexaggerated or total bullshit
>>738265807>Celeste speedrunnerNaw he definitely mad zesty tho
>>738265985>>738265396I understand it perfectly, you're the one too stupid to realize what I'm saying. It's not merely about "playing" the game. Anyone can do it. A grandpa can creditfeed his way through Ketsui and see the end after dying 900 times. The point of a shmup isn't to play, but to learn. You need to pay attention, take notes, focus, and practice a LOT for that 1cc. Shmups are meant to foster growth, not numb your mind with digital heroin. If you play them just to feel like le pratrician, qnd not actually put in the work, you are no better than a candy crush mom in my eyes. I shouldn't even have to explain this to you. You repulse me, you normalfag shitter.
Why do dadshmuppers fear psikyo games? It's just dadshit but good.
>>738266061still waiting for that ufo lunatic 1cc
sad day that i have to hide every shmup thread on /v/it wasn't always like this, the mental illness epidemic is really out of control
>>738265245Posting clears is performative, the only reason you care is bragging rights. If I don't get bragging rights for clearing them, I'm going to brag about not playing them. So fuck shmups. Shmups are for trannies.
>>738266218Not happening. I used to be blind and think Touhou was even remotely comparable to arcade games until I actually looked at who was posting it. No clears, no gameplay discussion, just low-effort, RPG-esque circle jerking about tertiary aspects to the game. It's really no coincidence most anons jerk off that terrible dungeon crawler instead of the actual games, because that's exactly who the audience is. Seeing who enjoyed this crap made me reevaluate the games and I saw just how terrible they really are. A similar thing happened with RPGs themselves, as I saw the flood of pseudogenerals ruin /v/, and it made me realize how much they're for stupid people. So congratulations, touhou fans, you lost one of your most ardent supporters. I hope you're proud of yourselves.
>>738266832>Posting clears is performativeSharing clears with your shmup bros is cool. Post clears. Discuss clears.
>>738266927That's a long wall of AIslop text just to say "I got filtered"
>notice an uptick of unhinged touhou false flagging and shitposting>get curious and check /jp/>It's some alcoholic ERPer having a mental breakdown and they suggested he join some Hispanic discord to discuss the games
>>738266927so you'll get the ufo lunatic 1cc next week? it has to be with marisab fyi.
>>738267127nta but I will unironically never play a touhou game again
>>738263974>What game is an easy 1cc so I can brag?The original version of Batsugun, with auto-fire and the right ship (the woman's pink ship), is a game that's relatively easy, but not so easy that it gives you 1cc for free.Without auto-fire and without the pink ship, however, the game can get tough because of the Stage 4 boss, who's a total son of a bitch.
>>738267261it's just touhou. only 25 minutes for a quick and easy 1cc.
>>738267380It's not fun. They're like consistently the least fun shmups. They also attract aids.
>Can't even 1cc OG DonpachiIt's over for me...
>>738267431It's not even half an hour bro. Prove to everyone you can do it, first try.
>>738267127No lol. Are you really so stupid? Do I have to spell it out? I am NEVER playing touhou again. Goodness, it should be impossible to be this retarded. I lay my points out as clearly as people, and you STILL manage to miss it. Guess that means I'm wasting my time, gracing you with my presence. I'm leaving the thread. You can babble about Touhou give yourselves asspats about being fake shmuppers all day for all I care. It's not my problem anymore.
>>738267497Nah I'm good
>>738267498thanks, looking forward to that replay on your channel!
>>738267127https://zps-stg.github.io/dcIsn't Reimu A the hardest?
>>738267580Yikes. Seems like a Touhou player is the best in the general after all.
>>738267682>+3 for Marisa Bare all arcadeniggers retarded like you?
>>738265025>3 active players.And one of them is a total faggot like: >>738244073
Im probably gonna get it anyway since its 3 games for 1 but ray'z collection will last me a long time if im new to shmups right?
>avatarfaggot sniffing his own farts again
>>738267682ReimuA is the de facto survival shot. MarisaB tries to be the scoring shot but she sucks in every aspect.
>>73826789830 hours minimum for rayforce, 50 for raystorm
>>738267898Do it ASAP. This is a game so good it will change your life.
>>738264161>>738264286>doesn't elaborateokay so you're full of shit, good to know
>>738254225Both RTS and fighting games require another human. And you need to memorize things better than that human so there is actual bragging rights here if you get to the top.The reality is that those guys are fucking each other like chads. And you are stuck here looking at a wall jerking off by yourself like a virgin you are.
>>738268049Unironically this, rayforce rules
>>738268017>>738268104>>738268049It is done thanks see you in a few hundred hours
>>738268084>The reality is that those guys are fucking each other like chadsErm....
did he just reply to himself to "convince" himself here LOL
>>738268456NTA, but I can confirm. There is a LOT of gay sex happening in the fgc is. The few times I actually had sex with another human being was at tourneys.
>>738266952Nope. It's gay and desperate. Play your games and shut up, tranny.
Mods?
>>738268689Why does posting gameplay make shitters lose their mind? Is it because the games you play are too boring to post gameplay
schizophrenic threadreminds me of shmupg
>>738268501Yes what are you gonna do about it
>>738243254>Also arcades have been dead for almost 20 yearsGuess I'm fortunate to live 90 mins away from Galloping Ghost.
>>738267898It will because the music and bosses are so good across all three games that you can just casually enjoy them if you are sensible and limit your credits to like, 5 or 8.
>>738269398The dark ominous background music giving way to uplifting crescendos in rayforce that kick off as you swoop down and blow up 20 turrets doesn't hit right when you've continued 5 times.
>>738269664True! But back when I played the Saturn version the default 4 credits kept me honest and it was hard enough to get past stage 5 (after you enter the crack in the earth).
>>738269398>>738269664>>738269773samefag
>>738269846True!
For me? It's dodonpachi. I shoot the things and the stars come out. Haha, what a classic.
>>738268746Why are shmup players insecure trannies?
Shit I played all the way through, always credit fed no 1cc.Cave:>Donpachi>Dodonpachi Daioujou>Ketsui>Espgaluda (Best OST)>ESP.ra.de>Guwange>ProgearNeoGeo:>Blazing Star>Pulstar>Viewpoint>Another one that looked like AkiraVarious>Darius Gaiden (Best OST)>Metal Slugs>Karous>Mars Matrix/Giga Wing>Dragon Blaze>Some 1944 or 1942 game>Battle Garegga (I cant see shit there)>Battle Bakraid (Man, this was underwhelming)>Armed Police Batrider (I cant see shit there^2)Feel free to rec something.
>>738268084but you are scoring against other players you fucking retard
>>738270160credit feeding = you didnt beat the gameso you basically didnt beat a single shmup in your life anon
>>738270160Play mecha ritz
>>738270116Only the arcadetrannies are like this. They'd rather shitpost for hours than show up all the Touhoufags.
>>738270160whatis the point of credit feeding?imagine your playing a Souls game and every time you die at a boss you simply continue and the boss stays on the same HP, a literal down syndrome child could beat the game that way
>>738270323>hoursyears*
>you like shmups? Okay post yourself besting sans from undertale!Touhou fans are something else.
>>7382674511-loop donpachi is considered harder in Donpachi than Dodonpachi according to japanese tier listI'm also working on the donpachi 1cc rn
>>738270365Since using a continue resets your score, it would be the equivalent of losing all your souls with no bloodstain.
>>738270160>Feel free to rec something.Pick one and get a 1cc
>>738270535imagine you fight Sans and every time you die you just credit feed and continue the fight until you beat him>>738270668lose all your souls but you still beat every boss with 0 effort? why do you even need souls then
>>738270116What do I have to be insecure about? I prove that I am better than all of you literally every single day and you can do nothing but seethe and troll me. That's all it comes down to, really. Jealousy and hating that I say the truth about the shitty games you made your whole personality. I can't think of a single reason anyone would dislike me otherwise.
>>738270160Play parodius
>>738270535https://jcw87.github.io/c2-sans-fight/i'll give you 10 minutes
https://youtu.be/71p8jFC5gL8Boy sure wish ISO uploaded this blurry vhs tape from 2007 like a month ago when I was actually playing this
how is credit feeding different from save stating?you didn't beat the game fucking zoomers
>>738271146save states arent cheating. you are modding the game and creating custom levels. plenty of official releases have stage selects, its no different(also many arcade cabs have stage select modes in their dipswitches)
>>738232036damn, good shit anon! had no idea overlays like that were even a thing for MAMEguess I'm setting this up and playing batrider tonight
>>738270816Arcadefags can't even beat Sans in like 5 tries? Lol
>>738271398>"Mental gymnastics" refers to complex, convoluted, or roundabout reasoning used to justify, rationalize, or believe something that is otherwise illogical, hypocritical, or false.
who is more insufferable?CAVEfaggots or 2hufaggots?
>>738271540>if you practice the game you didnt beat the game
>>738270253>>738270365>>738270691I play for the vibes and the OST, scoring is for people who hate fun. Also I forgot Ikaruga, probably my favorite.
>>738271629funny how you refer to credit feeding as practicing now, move the goalpost harder faggot
>>738271607>CAVEfaggots or 2hufaggots?both are bros
>>738271686do you play other games on journalist mode also?
>>738271690credit feeding is a form of practicing. if you beat the game in practice mode you didnt beat the game
>>738270535>>738270816i gave you over 15 minutes for a simple 5 minute boss and you still couldn't do it. why do you trannies think you're good at anything?
>>738270116Why are you so obsessed with transsexuals?
>>738271902>links Undertale>call other people tranniesyou have no self awareness
>>738271902Filtered obviouslyIt took me 6 attempts but I'm not one of the schizo trannies here
ah now i see it, the Undertale tranny is having a meltdown in these shmups threads all along, as expect from the most mentally ill fanbase
>>738228345Post YOUR clears, my Portuguese friend. We’d love to see them.
>>738272085Why are you so defensive of trannies?
>>738272412>unable to beat simple games>whines like a trannyLol.
>>738272574sorry im not clicking your tranny link faggot, i dont care about Undertale
>>738255052When the FUCK is he going to start working on a new game, anyways? For the past 20 years or so he's been a mega-busybody, basically never had a period of time where he wasn't working on a game. Now after landing upon what is essentially a megahit by the genre's standards, it's like he froze up and doesn't know what to do.
>you want me to 1cc a shmup? Heh let's see you do a nuzlocke run kiddoHumbling
>>738272634>filtered by googling a linkLmao. You aren't the brightest, are you?
>>738272421I'm not
>>738272979I am at Giant Chasm rn and lost most of my good team...
>>738272979Do a Platinum Kaizo nuzlocke
why are these threads like this
>>738272979Do nuzlocke runs unlock hidden end bosses or new levels or modes?
>>738242838My fave shooter.>HD Delta last fall>DX Music Encore last week>Dimensions 3 this summerGood times.
>>738273398The cost of being the best genre, everyone wants attention from you
>>738226642kek
>>738272954>"megahit by the genre's standards">look it up on steam>more reviews than ddp dfk and deathsmiles combined>more than both versions of crimzon clover combined>more than literally every shmup i look up aside from ikaruga and 2 touhou gamesdamn niggy
>>738272421They're cute and valid
>>738273398The same two arcadetrannies seethe about everything so they are prime targets of trolling
>heh I suck at all games, trolled you!
>>738244073>start playing shmups cuz i thought i'd get to hang out with cool dudes like mark>got tricked and now i'm in a hobby full of queer freaks>too late i cant escape anymore
>>738274770I look exactly like this guy
>>738274768dude my 7 year old nephew can beat undertale lmaooooo
for me? it's exceed 3rd
What should I play?
>>738271751I play games on normal, unless something special is up with the game.
>>738275170Deltarune chapter 7
>>738275170does this just use MAME to run the games?I've been lazy to setup MAME on my new PC, didn't even think of using fightcadewould be neat if there's no downside to it maybe
>>738275170Espgaluda
Sometimes I think that I want to get more story out of my shmups but then I see how stupid most shmup endings are and I think better of it
>>738275416>does this just use MAME to run the games?It runs FBNeo. Games are mainly arcade up to Ketsui, so no Mushihimesama, Silvergun and so on. Once you set up autoinstall (join lobby = download), it gets the game for you.
>>738275518play Hellsinker
>>738275626that's neat enough to play around with, I'll give it a go and see what games are in thereneed to figure out how to setup mame on linux
>hate credit feed>hate 1ccI usually just learn the first 3 stages then I get bored and move on to another game
But I like my tohos
>>738276450>trannyhou
>>738276450You're the kings of the general. Don't let the arcadetrannies say otherwise.
>>738276663arc*denigs were too scared to load up the sans fight LMAO
>>738276781Arcadeturds would rather hide behind setting up and configuring MAME for 12 hours than beat an easily accessible 5 minute video game to prove their skills.
niggas and trannies be good at games
>>738226615ikaruga is the best isn't ithttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eRUtMtyaqcQ
>>738276450I love touhou!
>>738271686>scoring is for people who hate funIts not about scoring though. Its about playing in infinite hp mode in any other game. You simply ignore the game and hold the shot button.Obviously this is bait, but I'm replying anyway.
>>738270668>it would be the equivalent of losing all your souls with no bloodstain.No because the boss hp doesn't reset, nor you are sent back to the bonfire. Its not equivalent.
>>738276450>>738276663Why is he replying to himself?
>>738277690Why are you a dumbass?
Undertale is not a shmup. That is all.I miss the touhou threads.
>>738277759Because he's right
>>738277360Again. If we're talking instant-respawn shmups (not checkpoint shmups), you LOSE YOUR SCORE when you hit Continue.
>>738277906A seething arcadetranny brought it up first>>738270535
>>738277759NTA, but nice try.
>>738277759>>738277976Wait a minute...
>>738278014I was basically replying to that post yeah. But I just arrived on the thread and I had no idea where the conversation began because that dude didn't reply to anyone.
>>738277976you are so slowbetter use savestates to practice console editing more
>>738226201Wish Silpheed would've come to Steam. Especially The Lost Planet because I'm a sucker for eldritch aliens.
>>738278952Motivate me to boot my CIB copy of 1 for the first time.
>>738275170cho ren sha
>>738280067It's a better game than The Lost Planet. It's also one of Yoko Taro's top 10 favorite games and an inspiration for the banter between characters during gameplay in his games.
>>738276450Eoad is the only good 2hu
>>738281291What 2hu is this? 21?
>>738281291Toad is the only good 2hu
Toad killed the thread
Marisa is NOT video games.
>>738229813the only shmups I've played are Einhander and R Type Delta. Delta was harder of the two. Is there anything as good as those above? A combination of good setting, nice artstyle and great ost?
>>738263974post code
>>738284571crimzon clover is peak
ReimuB or MarisaB for EOSD?
>>738275170join on twinkle star sprites!
>>738285596Marisa is always the answer. She is basically the strongest playable character in every game she shows up.
>>738285596They're both pretty similar, but MarisaB can nuke bosses with Master Spark. I think she is better for 1ccs while ReimuB is more consistent for no bomb runs.
>>738285289looks like bullet hell slop. Give me interesting level design and locations
>>738286005>comes into a shmup thread to call Crimzon Clover slopidk go play RDR2 or whatever faggot shit you specimens consume when left to your own devices
>>738286395uh oh seething tranny alert
>>738250492>keyboard>emulatorhe didn't beat the game
>>738286756There's trannies in your walls.
>>738286395Did you beat Sans yet? It's been like 5 hours.
>>738286395sorry I'm not a tranny faggot
>>738286816why are you in his walls you dickless freak
>told to play the games in a shmup thread >has a total tranny meltdownHow many packs of diapers used on the thread so far?
>>738286816get out of my walls tranny
>>738286850Why would you tell anyone to play Undertale, in a shmup thread no less?
>>738287112Why are you still crying and pissing your diapers about not beating Sans? There's even a built-in practice tool if you're worse than the 6 year olds that beat him normally.>>738287236Ask this tranny >>738270535
>>738287349You are mentally ill if you let that low quality post get under your skin like that.
>>738287419man. it's a 5 minute fight. come the fuck on.
you seething retard I was looking for >A combination of good setting, nice artstyle and great ostand you bring up shit that looks like pic rel. This is not a real game. I liked Einhander for it's grounded approach, the kino german+gundam setting, top tier ost. I liked R Type Delta for it's puzzle like level design, nice artstyle that looks even better upscaled, the biohorror thing going on and another good soundtrack for my playlists. Your retarded suggestion has none of that.
>>738287503Since these trannies won't try it I will. One sec.
>>738287630>performative 5 hour meltdown just so he could post his Undertale playthroughLMAO
>>738287630Have fun, I did it first try :)
>>738266927>jerk off that terrible dungeon crawler instead of the actual gamesWhat do you have against Labyrinth of Touhou? It's based.
>>738287608>and you bring up shit that looks like pic rel. This is not a real game.It's one of the best shmup games made in the past two decades. That's not even a subjective observation considering you'll find it on practically every top list in some iteration. It's not slop, it's a genre classic. It's one thing to try the demo and say it wasn't for you and another to outright dismiss it as slop or as not a real game in a thread specifically for that genre. You must be brown and underage to even have the insolence to start dismissing games outright when you've played a total of two (2) games from the genre.
>>738288126It's ok bro, I won't call you a tranny for playing Undertale. You really should make a separate thread for it though.
>>738288272A few Touhou meanies in (((his))) threads made him cry and shit his pants.
>>738288382I will call you a tranny niggerfaggot shitter for not beating it in under 5 attempts
>>738288562You don't need to recommend me Undertale I already beat it in 2016. If you want to share your thoughts about it you should do it in a dedicated thread.
>>738288562b a s e d
>>738288327I don't need to taste shit to know that it's shit
>>738288668Rather juvenile attitude, wouldn't you think?
>>738287419all of you been given multiple opportunities to prove yourselves and you have all taken zero of them
>>738288817We trannies don't play video games ESLnigger
>>738285596ReimuA and MarisaB have stronger bombs but weaker shots, and vice versa for ReimuB and MarisaA.As for overall damage, from strongest to weakest:>MarisaA (can clear some spellcards under 5 seconds)>ReimuB>MarisaB>ReimuA (absolute torture)
>>738246210Their STG releases specifically. Not necessarily all ports farmed out to M2 without gadgets and their usual autism with arcade perfect performance.
>>738288723this is the same attitude you trannies have with 99% of video gamescan't take it? don't deal it
is this any good?
>>738288469I'm sure the poster of the post you've linked won't read this and maybe won't care, but I'll express it anyway: The utmost foundation of a mature adult is not to be impacted by the lowest members of society. Every community in the world will have shitters. It is childish to be impacted by them, and especially childish to blame them for your patterns of behavior. Someone who likes or even loves Touhou should be totally unimpacted by some number of annoying Touhou shitters. An "obnoxious and two-faced" Touhou shitter should mean nothing compared to the more meaningful elements of personal enjoyment and engagement with the better members of a community. Any intelligent adult knows that swearing off something due to shitters is stupid, and therefore the only reason an adult would do so is to excuse their behavior. Maybe they were bad at Touhou, maybe they were ashamed of not liking it, who knows, but to avoid that shame there is a tendency to say "Well I'm dropping it BECAUSE OF YOU SHITTERS!!!" And everyone else in the world rolls their eyes.In short, actually engaging with base tribalism on 4chan of all places is ridiculous. There are shitters everywhere, especially here. Just get over it and don't let them impact you, or everyone else will find you even more pathetic for giving into obvious trolls.
>>738289063The hype moments and aura shmup. Its aight, but I got a normal mode clear in like 4 hours or something. I'm not good either
>>738289036That retardation gets called out all the time. You've just decided to adopt the absolute worst and most underage posting habits on this site.
>>738286395based fuck that retard
>>738289036>>738288469These threads would be far better if the post clears nigger and the avatartranny fucked off forever
I need more gifs of EOSD characters ONLY
>>738288469That particular post is more personal than what needs to be posted on an anime message board. He makes a good point saying 2hu fans are so awful that the games they like are less desirable because they like them.
>>738288469you are becoming quite the schizo yourself sis.
>>738236858>game's name is daioujoNo it isn't
>>738289643That was it's first mistake.
>ctrl +f tran>35 resultswho is raiding shmup threads? i see a mentally ill Undertal fag but i guess there are more
>>738244583Stylistically beautiful but the gameplay is meh
>>738289781not a raid its an anti-schizo. Been around for at least 2 weeks.
>>738289781It's one mentally ill retard samefagging. Thread IDs are long overdue.
>>738289863that would spoil the fun.
>>738289863still dont understand why gookmoot removed IP count
>>738289416
>>738289959You can't derive fun from civil shmup discussion?
I barely see anyone talk about this game in these threads
Aww I missed out on the fun :(
>>738285596I think you will find ReimuA more consistent. MarusaB is just to nuke a boss through a pattern you don't like but you still have to deal with other Marisa problems without the benefit of MarisaA's overall damage output.
>>738288469it's funny seeing the avatarnigger deflect and samefag "oh the touhoufags are worse actually" LOL
>>738290101played this on the PS2 before i even knew what shmups are, and it was kinda mid
>>738290116post your sans clear>>738270816
>>738290195nice website faggot
>>738290043I come to the asylum for the crazies.
>>738290271that's one way to get filtered
>>738270816lol i never understood how people liked this game.
is this another one of those "genres" where people only play the popular titles and nothing else? It's getting stale when every genre discussion always becomes "the big 8" of that genre.
FUCK M2BRING YOUR GODDAMN PORTS TO PCFUCK YOUR TECH ILLITERATE ASSESFUCK YOU FOR MAKING ME TOLERATE RPSC3 FOR ESPRADE
>>738290380The genre doesn't have that many titles, but they are very dense games.
>>738290132I do not deflect and I do not samefag. I merely speak the truth, and that's enough to infuriate the lot of you. This thread has only proven me right, btw. Touhoufags are a blight that seek to spread their infection to every corner of shmup discussion. Like I have neither the time noe patience to respond to every single of one of you and explain how stupid you are, but just know that I am audibly laughing at your attempts to measure up to me (you never will). Please, I'm begging you, return to /jp/ and leave the thread in peace. Not like we don't have enough enemies as is.
>>738290462a 2hu cracked your egg didn't they
>>738290449I like what people call euroshmups but i will never get a good conversation going as to why they are good, because it will always become "it's bad because it's not japanese"
>>738290195Okay. Did Undertale buckbreak them this time?
>>738290380literally MOBAs and fighting games and most competitive games
>>738290547yes.
>>738290380No there are actually a lot of games even from just one maker "hence touhou and CAVE dominated threads" but there are dozens of games worth playing.
>>738290547this is much more of a iwbtg super meat boy stage than any shmup.
>>738290514Nah I'm a man. I will shamefully confess, though, that EoSD was my first shmup 1cc. I was so excited I ran to tell my mom. She called me a faggot and slapped me.
>>738290424If you can't afford a Switch can't you emulate Psi?
yagawabros, please teach me garegga or batrider
>>738289993
>>738290195Sans fight is easier than any stage 4 CAVE boss, kill yourself you absolute moron.
>>738290678the last time i tried emulating switch it has worse input lag than rpcs3 and switch emulators are iffy legally now ...
>>738290714then post the sans clear shitter>>738290547 did it in 8 minutes
>>738290101Alltynex Second is my favorite shmup. Kamui and RefleX play too much like the Ray games for my liking
>>738290771>toaster PC problems>legal qualms when emulating, only with Switch 1 games tho for some reasonI share a thread with children.
I hope this means more Cave games on steam
>>738290902nta i have never enjoyed switch emulation. And when I looked into 3 houses it's fucking broken at Ch10 on emulator anyway.
>>738289416>>738288469I have absolutely no idea what this schizophrenic post is about. I'm just talking about touhou when someone asks about touhou.
>>738290978forgot pic
>>738290902input lag isn't a PC problem what? you can have the best PC in the world and some emulators will still have objectively terrible input lagalso no need to be rude to me, i didn't do anything to you, let's direct all that negative energy towards M2
>>738291073Arcadefags continue to get cucked
>>738288126>>738290271>>738290547Guys I don't think Undertale is a shmup, it's a bullet hell. There's a difference.
>>738291167It's an RPG that arcadeschizos can't play, apparently. See, there's an HP bar right there.
>>738291058kind of a funny story. when these threads started showing up two anons (i was one) started playing eosd at the same time. He moved on to hard and i checked out the other games. For whatever reason it triggered the nigger.
>>738290978>>738291073what's the obsession with DFK? i know people like the game but why always prioritize it over DDP and DOJ?
>>738289063The grafx are good but the gameplay is boring and the devs are jewsky trannies.
>>738291254DDP never ever. DOJ and Ketsui might actually happen. Also fuck you, I want Futari on something that's not the Xbox 360. They should prioritize their actual best game over shit that is on PS4 for everyone to play.
>>738290902hmmmmm curious...
>>738291632their best game is Guwange (also stuck on 360)
>>738291632>on PS4 for everyone to playI am NOT plugging my PS4 in
>>738291632All of these games SHOULD be easily accessible to everyone. If the goal was getting good and showing off scores and 1ccs, it's not a flex when 99.9% of people don't know what the game is or don't want to bother setting up MAME.
>>738226201>amazing cover art>outdated gameplay
These games are 15-40 years old now why aren't they being released in compilations for like 50$
>>738291254It wouldn't surprise me if the main reason is code related, maybe DFK can be ported and upgraded easily while the others would need a lot of work to just do a port.
>>738291751>His consoles are not all plugged in at once to his media station ready to go at a moment's notice Anon, what are you doing?
Dudes I'm unironically not interested in discussing shmups in a thread full of touhou shit and that's never gunna change
>>738292048Dude I unironically don't care and hope you kill yourself
>>738292048you are the pancakenigger and i hate you for it
>>738292048thanks for your input tranny
>>738292071>>738292085>>738292098play a real shmup
>>738291216It's because I told him that he should embrace touhoufags because they can't talk about touhou in their own threads, so they're one of the few that actually talk about gameplay.
>>738292071You've been meekly bumping the thread and completely unable to answer anyone's questions for like the last 6 hours. I'm sick of the threads being a massive wall of shitposting suddenly and then conveniently someone goes "haha so anyways how about that touhou". It's plainly obvious what it is and you can stick your head under a moving train if you enable it.
>>738291967you can get it for free on the internet, the government won't tell you but i have 38 games at home you can just pick them up and take them
>>738292137hope you transition soon
>>738292180i have been for nearly 8 years, when are you going to transition to a real shmup
>>738292158So you couldn't do UFO Lunatic or fucking Sans lmao. How about SA Easy? Is that big boy game doable for you?
>>738292048i posted about exceed 3rd and got ignored
>>738291254I'd guess they have a lot of employees who know how to port DFK or have done it before, and nowhere near as many who can make a good port of DOJ. It probably helps that there's already a good port of DFK on Steam.
>>738292048>Most of the thread is not about Touhou >Majority of mentions of Touhou are to preemptively complain about mentions of TouhouYou are the gayest fag, good bye!
>>738292219she literally has posted her clears on her youtube
1. Radiant Silvergun2. Mushihimesama futari3. Dodonpachi4. Ikaruga5. Esp Ra De PsiTop 5 shmups
>>738292234I'm not interested in talking to the retard who plays a different shmup every day for 30 minutes and hasn't gotten a single 1cc in 10 years.
>>738292267this thread is not safe for us RSGbro
LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>738292234I like the eXceed games maybe too much, but there wasn't a lot to say in response to that. Yes you like 3rd. What about it? What do you think of the other two? I prefer 2nd because it has the fun polarity mechanic from Ikaruga but is otherwise like shmups I like.
>>738287608I've never played einhander I should emulate it sometime.
>>738292253I don't care for savestated and spliced clears. Judging from the videos she posts here it's longplay-tier gameplay.>>738292283Love how you're antagonizing the anons you're trying to get to post. Maybe you're the problem.
>>738292330play a real shmup
>>738292283i have like 8 hours in 3rd>>738292353i havent played the other 3, only 3rd black packageits also kinda the only shmup i played through simply because i liked the OST
>>738291967I wouldn't pay 10$ for a pack of twenty 40 year old games.
>>738292387>Love how you're antagonizing the anons you're trying to get to post. Maybe you're the problemI'm just mercy killing this shit thread. There won't be a next one.
>>738292425Because you're finally killing yourself? Let's fucking go!
>>738292267Haven't played the psi version of esp ra de. How's the content they added?
>>738292267Galagath6crimzon cloverJamestownGunbird
>>738292425>There won't be a next onethere will be, but for treasurechads only
>>738292315Like resident evil 4 it's one of those few games that actually lives up to its hype. It's incredible.
>>738292420if Fatlus made it that's what they would charge for it. That's not even the premium edition with the HD remaster OST!
>>738292425im making an exceed themed shmup thread as soon as this hits page 10 and there's nothing you can do about it
>>738292556Maybe get the 1cc first
>>738292597I can sure as shit watch it hit page 10 with under 50 replies because you clowns can't discuss anything
>>738292647>oh no a normal non-schizo thread???!!!we don't need you chapjeet
>>738292597make a Treasure and Cave shmups only thread instead
>>738292647your bitchass whining will already push it past 100
>>738290870>Alltynex Second is my favorite shmuplmao no way is anyone this retarded
>>738292690>CaveNo
>>738292463I ordered a physical copy of crimzon clover clover world explosion from some company called first press games back in 2021 and they still haven't shipped me my shit what a fucking scam :(
>>738292685>non-schizo threadAll you can do is throw a tantrum any time there's discussion and then post touhou pictures.
>>738292742post scores
>>738292795i don't talk about 2hu chapjeet
>>738292795Hey! Guess who I am?
>>738292808In what? That's a literal dollar store trash shmup, it's like an unironic 0/10 kusoge.
>>738292604I'm not even close to 1cc radiant silvergun the game goes on forever I have to credit feed. But I don't play shmups for 1cc I play them for local Co op sessions with my partner. It's so fun to just blast shit 2 player.
>>738292882>I play them for local Co op sessions with my partner. It's so fun to just blast shit 2 player.Sounds based.
>>738292283>and hasn't gotten a single 1cc in 10 years.this is me
>>738292817Yes you do. You are all carbon copies of each other and I find it repulsive. I'm beginning to think I am the last sentient human being on this planet, because everyone else is a boring cookie-cutter NPC in my eyes.
>>738292882>heh I'm all about shmups, I credit feed through them as foreplay with my furry boyfriendNot interested :|
>>738292881incredibly ironic reply when every shmup is kusoge at heart
>>738293021No I'm being completely serious, there is no way anyone other than a low functioning Chris-chan tier autist would spend longer than an hour over this incredibly poorly and lazily made game.
>>738292460It's the only version of the game I've played so I'm not sure of the difference. In general though I think the games neat and its like if sin and punishment where a vertical scrolling shooter.
>>738292958Lol!
>>738292956now this is the tranny response i expected from you
>>738293085youre just spouting buzzwords instead of giving a detailed assessment as to why its poorly made. Either why I don't give a shit what you think. It's MY favorite game, not yours. I don't want you to like the same game I like with your stinky attitude. Get your own favorite game
>>738293180>giving a detailed assessmentDetailed assessment on what? There's literally nothing to the game and it has like super boring baby patterns, what are you expecting lol? When I say 0/10 I really mean 0/10, there's so little there to even discuss.
>>738293257He wants a 2000-word essay so he can not read it and bait you for 100 more posts
>>738292882>partner
>bros rsg is the best shmup ever, I love absent mindedly credit feeding through an extremely precise chaining game with my lover, this is totally the game for me
>>738293434Forgot your reply avatartranny>>738292882
>>738293434i look like this and i say this
Just play giga wing, a lot of gay retards like mashing in that garbage together
i love sucking black tranny cock!
>>738293434>BBBBBBBBBRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP
>>738293610BASED
>>738293610i wish i had a trans gf who played shmups
>>738293610For the last time, STOP IMPERSONATING ME. It's weird, creepy, and gross, and it's a MAJOR factor on why I'm not enjoying 4chan anymore.
>>738293743Oh no, cry more nigger.
>>738293743sorry i meant to say i NEED a brown penis in my mouth right now
>>738293743Renge wouldn't say that
I love touhou
>>738293775>>738293804>>738293856Fuck all of you. I will not let this disrespect slide. Soon enough, I'll get my revenge, and I'll show you all that there are SERIOUS consequences to mocking your betters.
>>738294030Suck my cock tranny
>>738294030i need cummy yummies in my tummy NOW
>>738294030Post your sengoku ace 2-ALL chump
>>738294145Post yours bitch
>>738294178https://youtu.be/NG1RmpRvSOs
>>738294145i'll pay you a hundred dollars if i can suck your tranny dick right now
>>738294216>no handcamso a savestated longplay
>>738294267Yes
>>738294296what a shame, disliked
>>738294267Anon, we're on page 10. There is no need to be upset. No one is gunna see it anyways and I honestly don't think the clear is a huge deal. It's just a neat game and a rough "first" game made by a developer I like.
>>738294369>no deniallol, good job tricking pearl btw
>>738294394Thanks!
>>738294369You know what else isn't a huge deal? UFO Lunatic with MarisaB.
