slay that spire with the lads
hostingsteam://joinlobby/2868840/109775244008734157/76561198043831607there's REAL games being playedwe're PLAYING VIDEO GAMES like this board was meant to be
Lesson from a recent run: Energy Surge is a great card.
>>7382291462/4 ready up for fun
>>7382291463/4one more? giving it 5 more minutes
>>7382291461 slot left!
I thought that was Airman
Thoughts?https://files.catbox.moe/gpl89n.png
waitin for host
>>738229701Who would you hang out with ? I think Defect is the only real choice, unless regent really likes you
>>738229065defect is such an ugly designnigga so fat and and chunky and dorky
>>738230057Regent, obviously. You wouldn't bore him, right?
>>738229065I'm convinced that Necrobinder is currently the worst character on beta. Only character I have moderate difficulty pulling off a10 wins with.
hostan steam://joinlobby/2868840/109775244010765733/76561198801173979
>>7382305252/4
crashed
>>738231423new link steam://joinlobby/2868840/109775244011994220/76561198801173979
Very fun daily. GG all
>>738229146>>738232202gg daily teamI got scared as fuck with the lizard 1st stage, I didn't think it was possible to do him in 1 round!At the end, Silent and Regent were carrying the team by themselves.
>>738232269I was watching Silent repeat Knife Trap with 30+ shivs and I was panicking because I wasn't ready to Radiance or Stardust yet, so I said fuck it and queued them up so I could get the last round of hits on phase 3
>>738232269Had to try really hard to stop myself from killing us all in the first stage.
>>738232436You made me almost shit myself, damn it!
gg nigga
>>738232619thx for joining, had some dogshit draws at the end there
Keeps crashing on joinwhat do
Silent and Regent have literally no reason to be in the Spire. Ironclad sold his soul, Defect is a native, and Necrobinder lost everything. The other two assholes came by for the love of the game.
>>738233031>he cares about the lorethe only thing I care about is numbers and how to make them bigger
>>738233031Regent did, Silent is seeking a cure for a gigacancer she got from the Heart
>>738233031silent has aids and the architect can maybe fix her
anyone hosting?
>>738233317(You) are
>>738233031Silent is poisoned or has some disease or some shit she got from the first spire.
>>738233317yessteam://joinlobby/2868840/109775244014828385/76561198002917239
>>738233443Anyone else, this is already full
>>738233443>full
>Ascension 9>About to die>Fuck it, ching chong time>Quit and reload>Win the combat>Get a really funny combo of gambler's chip + hot coco + heavenly drill + production + alignment>1 shot knowledge demon and queenMy run was legitimate and I regret nothing.
floor 1 reap and then top decking it in the underdocks easy pools goes hard. turn 1 reap on toadpoles is insta win. turn 1 or 2 on slugs also insta win. i don't think any overgrowth fight is like this. youd rather have a 10+ damage 1-cost common for shit like slimes.
>deck has 70% block, 20% power, 10% attack>need 5-8 turns to setup>might get to 50 turns if I have to use too many block and can't use any power>lose on turn 3 if I don't get enough block
REHOSTING FOR DEFECT GET IN HERE NIGGERSsteam://joinlobby/2868840/109775244015998755/76561198002917239
>>738233443sry I crashed
>>738233652>>738233661we all joined pretty fast. lotsa lurkers waiting for a game during the evening
I'll do one more before bedsteam://joinlobby/2868840/109775244016062552/76561198042507437
>>738234285c'mon, 2/4 here
you all need real friends so bad
>>738235154I do but they are sleeping rn and I want to play
>>738235154my real friends plan out their turns carefully. we laugh a lot and end up losing a10. my /v/ friends draw niggers on the map and play every turn in 5 seconds and we murder two bosses easily.
A10 real SHITsteam://joinlobby/2868840/109775244017990871/76561197977064021
2/4 get in here a10 bros
>>738234285My game crashed after dying...
>>738236071steam://joinlobby/2868840/109775244019112956/76561198042507437
>>738236071>>738236089gg, sorry for dying before!
Thanks for playing anon, I just wasn't offered shit as defect. Too tired to do another.
>>738235473rest in pepperonibetter luck next time
>Ironclad struggles with blocking, so his best Block card is a rare (Unmovable)>Silent struggles with big, fast damage output, so her best damage card is a rare (Tracking)>Necrobinder struggles with fast AoE, so her best AoE option is a rare (End of Days)>Defect struggles with gast AoE, so his best AoE option is a rare (Shatter)>Regent struggles with blocking, his good Block options are all uncommons???
>Silent is sick with blight>we're already shown how easy is to deal with blightactual plot hole
>>738236879Regent struggles with 90% of his card pool being garbage and 10% of it being overpowered, so his overpowered cards are mostly uncommons.
>>738229485i think i love cunny
>>738237407I guess they think Regent struggles with star generation so that's why Void Form and Genesis are rare, but Void Form doesn't help you generate stars more like it lets you bypass that mechanic for 2 cards, and Genesis is hard to play.Regent's common and uncommon cards are already good enough for star gen though so I don't get it anyways.He has a lot of duds in his card pool because he has a shitty "delayed damage / Vigor" archetype that most people daf about.
>>738237407Regent is second strongest after Silent, his cards are not 90% duds
>>738239515Sure Nave
I genuinely don't understand how to consistently progress through act 1 on A9The starter cards aren't enough to not get chipped by every encounter and good defensive options aren't always availablePeople claim they tunnel elites but that adds the additional expectation of getting cards that do well against them or getting slammed
Lobby ?
>>738240324You’re supposed to get chipped by enemies for few hps then pick upfront damage and AoE or block to deal with act1 elites and scaling/high damage to kill boss
>>738240414If you host, sure.
>>738241325BETA BRANCH around A6steam://joinlobby/2868840/109775244028173204/76561198143673966
>>7382414072/4
>>738241407MB, didn't know the ghost fish card dmg ignored block
>>738241407this was my second worst drawn cards game ever.
>>738242060>get a shit ton of star generation>barely anything to spend stars on
>>738242080I tried going into star generation, but only got stardust with almost NOTHING to gain stars...No forge cards, no minions cards, almost 0 uncommon cards, no rare cards...what a shitty run, dammit...
>>738242149I blame the r*bot. We regent chads are beyond such peasant thing as "reproach"
>>738236879Don't underestimate GlitterstreamEven Patter is just an objectively better leap.
>>738236879>Defect struggles with fast AoE, so his best AoE option is an uncommon (Glasswork)
Y'all actually do need to appreciate Glasswork more.>Gain 5 block>Apply 4 poison to all enemiesHow is this only 1 energy? How is this only an uncommon? The numbers on this thing are nuts, it solves act 1 by itself.
>>738242935Yeah, it’s negative pulse but MUCH better
>Jorbs crying about cheating
>This nigga is hitting me for 18 as an act 3 bossDo you think he enjoys getting gaped by millions?
>Hmm yes I think that's enough damage(Heavenly drill wasn't even in my deck, this is all a singular quasar bullshit)
>>738232202worlds easiest daily
Its either this or no block there is no inbetween for silent.
Lobby?
>>738229065what is the Spire?
>>738240324Floors 1-5(?) you take garbage that's better than starter cards to stop taking chip.
>>738236879>>Regent struggles with blocking,does he really tho?
>>738242935I always pick Glass cards but in my entire last run I got 0 Glass card. RNG is not kind to me.
>get the relic that gives you a free card every time you play a power>winholy fuck its so broken
Love me some Shivs + Envenom + Snecko Skull
>>738237385>just sell your soul to the devil, broSilent isn't cringe like Ironchud
>>738246508Ironclad is still under contractual obligation of Vakuu so just like he burned Blight out of spire, can’t he burn it out of Silent? It would be extremely painful but better than death
BETA BRANCH around A6steam://joinlobby/2868840/109775244037324100/76561198143673966
>jorbs uploads a 2 hour vaguebooking melty because someone said their winrate was better than hisxisters... its xover...
I did NOT ask.
>>738247184what is a jorb
>>7382470852/4, come join!
>>738247361let's not botch the draws this time
>>738247184I like how very not obviously he was mad at JapaneseExport
>>738247657He is still mad about life coach with his talk about competitive poker>I left poker because everyone is cheating Hmmmm
>>738247184>>738247749He's like that kid that would shoot up a school but he didn't get to do it, and now he has to make a living as an adult somehow.
>>738247184>>738247657i dont particularly have a horse in the race (im yet to find a high level player/youtuber who id actually watch because they all do the same thing of thinking the game should be balanced around the absolute top percentile and that the only way to play is optimising for winrate at all costs, which is boring. its "rushdown and tantrum are the only watcher cards" syndrome) beyond finding jorbs' palpable seethe funny, at least for the chunk of it i watched.really a lot of it is him doing the thing a lot of stats guys do where they get very worked up over shit that only stats guys care about. like when someone says "1 in 4096 pokemon is shiny". most people understand what they mean by that, but theres always someone having a melty if they didnt specify "on average". any non retard understands that theyre talking about odds rather than a literal counter that goes up to 4095 and then gives you a shiny pokemon, but if you dont spell that out its improper maths communication or some shithe also spends a lot of time talking about how sts has no formal leaderboards, competitive circuit, etc., which is kind of a double edged sword, no? like sure that means its easy to cheat, but it also means he cant definitely say X player *didnt* do whatever theyre claimingrealistically there probably are people making shit up and i dont particularly care, i just think the fact his arguments are so contrived belies how much the video is motivated by him seething rather than any actual concern for the community or whatever bullshit he claimed
>>738247657>I like how very not obviously he was mad at JapaneseExportqrd?
>>738247184Jorb is the most insufferable prick I've ever seenHe's not even just a cunt by merely the metric of slay the spire steamers, he's a cunt just in terms of streamers period, which is a pretty fucking tall order but he manages it.I cannot comprehend someone that fucking pretentious and annoying having any fan base at all.
>>738248274>the game should be balanced around the absolute top percentile and that the only way to play is optimising for winrate at all costs, which is boring. its "rushdown and tantrum are the only watcher cards" syndrome)Watcher is simply poorly balanced, the game is fun because the difficulty forces you to be creative and try to squeeze water from rocks. If you want to play an easier game simply play at lower ascensions
I dislike Jorbs.>I GUESS I'm supposed to click this?>No politics please, chat. By the way, (politcal tangent).>(In response to chat asking about his decisions and trying to learn) because... I kind of want to win the run, not die. >My partner is awesome. I love my partner. My partner works hard. Chat, stop mentioning my partner. That reminds me of my partner.
>>738249585>good playlist>decent gameplay>experiments instead of win streakingI can look past some of his flaws because of that
big girls...
>high roll squeeze>even higher roll slither on it>win a10 in under 30 minutes
any lobbers?
>>738249687watcher was maybe a poor example, but my point was that a10 should be balanced to be challenging for good a10 players, not to be challenging for the top 10 players in the world who play the game 10 hours a day because its their job. this should be common sense but those top players have always talked about the game as if they do want it to be balanced for them, which is retardedthey also play with a very specific playstyle because they use winstreaks for dick measuring, which is what i was getting at with rushdown and tantrum. theres a function of game balance in there too, but winstreaking involves a lot of identifying the best playstyle for consistency and ignoring everything else, which runs *somewhat* contrary to being creative and squeezing water from rocks. in the case of watcher, eruption was busted enough to carry until you see rushdown and tantrum, at which point you just win. this offers enough consistency that you can just ignore everything else. but in actuality, if youre just trying to win often as opposed to 100% of the time, cobbling together an omega, pressure points, or divinity wincon out of what youre offered is vastly more fun than brainless infinite shityes, theres a hypothetical state of perfect game balance where consistency is aligned with variety (no, not every card being equal, because having bricks is an inherent part of the game), but even in attempting to reach that, listening to players who play in a way thats pretty distinct from the vast majority of the playerbase just because their numbers are good is not the recipe to making the game enjoyable, and those players are retarded for expecting thattl;dr streamers are gay and retarded
>>738249585He's autistic. I can cut him a lot of slack based on that alone
>>738250115Literally just play at lower than A10 ascension, it's not a multiplayer game being balanced around pro play
>>738250198>it's not a multiplayer game being balanced around pro playthats my fucking point. i like a10 where it is, what im saying is that streamers who play the game for a living want a10 to have everything hitting you for 50 damage turn 1 of floor 1
>>738250115Also you keep using watcher but it was the only character which you would semi reliably force a playstyle because some cards were busted and the other useless. All the other characters forced you to adapt to win
>>738250259They simply want the sequel to be as difficult as the previous game (I do it too)
>>738247085HOLY BLUE SHOWER BATMAN
starbros win againalso how do you emote?
>>738250259I know what you mean. For example, Jorbs wants bound cards during the Queen fight to remain bound for the entire fight.
>Get offered Sealed Throne>Just winYeah okay it was fun at least I guess
>>738250401press V
>>738250273>All the other characters forced you to adapt to winNTA but STS1's Defect was just swingy in that the wincon was frost focus 90% of the time and you either just got it or you didn't since most of his other cards were bricks, and STS2 Silent sly is Watcher-tier. Even outside of that though, it's not so much that you take the same specific cards every time, but build in the exact same way every time>Strike+ cards to burst early elites>Block solution>Boss scaling solution>Skip for the rest of the runOn paper that sounds reductive because no shit you're building a deck to win the run, but it's a very flowchart-y, boring way of conceptualising the game that writes a lot of potentially interesting packages/synergies off
>>738247085>>738250401Regent that did the stardust finish here.Like before, I had terrible draws until half of ACT2, managed to salvage the situation by half of ACT3!Stardust+ + Genesis+ cards that gives stars + Jackpot saved the run!>also how do you emote?keep "v" pressed and choose the emote
>>738250115I think even the top player should have around 50-60% winrate at A10 Act4 (which isn't here yet) and less than 90% winrate at A10 Act3.Sts1 was alive for so long because there's always a room to improve for almost everyone including the pro. it make their video/stream worth watching and that make you feel like going back trying something you've learned.since there's no Act4, it's not easy to tell how hard to game should be for enough people to feel happy in long term.
>>738249585>I cannot comprehend someone that fucking pretentious and annoying having any fan base at all.Counterpoint:
>>738250447>Defect was just swingy in that the wincon was frost focus 90% of the time and you either just got it or you didn't since most of his other cards were bricks,Unironically skill issue because every other defect deck requires way higher skills to pilot than other characters >Strike+ cards to burst early elites>Block solution>Boss scaling solution>Skip for the rest of the run>Just pick damage block frontload and scalingThose are the goals, how you achieve them is what changes. Also most good decks ends up being in the 30 cards range
This game must have some pretty advanced telemetry and player data analysis under the hood, every time you click "random" it gives you the character you hate the most.
a lobby from thrid world :steam://joinlobby/2868840/109775244044760012/76561198102069257cum
>>738249585I've never seen his stream but I've watched a good number of his videosI started watching him after seeing a video of him being super autistic in one StS1 turn where he opened up a spreadsheet for 10 minutes on a turn
>>738249585>>738250949his videos are so fucking long winded. what happened to an important part of being able to make an argument well being conciseness?
>>7382508972/4
>>7382508973/4we're at A6 btw
>>738247657Wait what happened?
Why was my deck dogshit?
What's up with this game's content creators being in their majority literally mentally ill?
>>738251456Heavenly Drill is a complete meme, you never take it unless it can already work, and even then it's cumbersome
>>738251456>>738251663Also your only star generators are an unupgraded venerate and glow in a deck with particle wall, decisions and devastate(devastate is bad btw)Those 2 star cards should've been your priority upgrades
>>738251842I picked Devastate to make up for my lack of damage. With corruption, it felt pretty good. I also only played it when it was the 5th card (free). Is Venerate+ good? It doesn't feel great to play a pure star generating card that doesn't attack, defend, or draw.
>>738251456your only real damage is heavenly drill and you dont have any particularly great ways to get value out of it. regent has three good star-based multihits to look out for if youre going down that route, id wager you were offered at least one of them at some point. that said, like the other anon pointed out, you have fuck all star gen and already a lot of cards that want to spend starsyou also have very few upgrades, especially cards that would really like them, like glow and gather light. you have tent, though i guess you just bought it because you could and it was too late in the run to offer much value. regardless, you should have been resting very little, if at all, from the minute you picked up meal ticket.
>>738252012nta, Venerate+ is OK, but glow+ is even better. You shouldn't have added so many start payoffs without star gen I think. It would've been easier to cycle alignment, terraforming and drill with fewer cards
>>738251663just believe in yourself aniki
>>738252012>Is Venerate+ good? If you need stars, yes, which your deck absolutely needed.if your smart with your stars you can get by with just venerate+, although the deck needs to be tight
>>738252036>gather lightignore this bit, i forgot gather light was like the one regent one-star common that doesnt upgrade to giving 2. my bad
I'm not too knowledgeable about the Spire streamer scene but I see Jorbs saying that bad actors shouldn't be forgiven. So JapaneseExport has been busted for cheating before and was forgiven...?
>>738250259Top players already win 99% of A10 games. You want a game that's solved on release.
>>738252403that video was literally only three things:1. seething about lifecoach2. seething about snakebite3. autism
>>738252551Oh I mean on his bluesky Haven't watched that new vid yet.
Is this card actually any good or just a meme?
>>73825258799% chance its still seething about lifecoach
>>738252648Solves a bunch of act 2 fightsIs gud
>>738252587>blueskyYikes
>>738252648Do you need hallway AOE?
>>738252403>JapaneseExport>>738252551>lifecoachqrd on who these people are/what they did?
>>738252648It's alright. It's kind of just mega-Flack (and Flick-Flack by itself, even if you completely disregarded the Sly aspect is still alright) with the potential to just wipe out the encounter if you set it up. Pretty boring for a Rare.
>>738252669He said sth along the lines of "we shouldn't welcome cheaters back and wonder if they've reformed" so I don't think it's about LC. That guy isn't streaming anymore, no?
>>738252986you think jorbs is someone who can move on from the past?
>>738253052I'm saying that he isn't referring to LC specifically with that take maybe? I dunno
>>738252903They're better than jorbs and it makes him seethe with envy.
pretty sure jorbs has been under the suspicion of cheating too, when he was in the running for the rotating WR a lot of players thought it was sus since he's normally a lower level player and it wouldn't surprise me if it was a pot calling the kettle black situation with jorbs since he's a raped bitch
>>738253216Not sure if I can agree with JE being better than Jorbs, seeing his dogshit tier lists.
>>738253273Does he win more?
>>738252903Life coach made millions in professional poker and is probably one of best card game player in the world
>>738253241I doubt he is, and no he isn't a low level player, I watch a lot of StS and Jorbs has a good idea of how to play the game and strategy games in general. he is incredibly autistic though and has a very leftist view of the world.
>>738253468I'm surprised with how many LC dicksuckers there are in 4ch, it happens every StS thread where he is mentioned
It's funny how jorbs spends half of his video talking about how sts doesn't lend itself to a competitive scene and then proceeds to treat it like one anywayAll of these problems evaporate when you realise these people are making content first and foremost, and any claims about their skill at the game are primarily marketing for that content. Taking any of them seriously is pointless
this character isn't real, how can this much card synergy be legal
>>738253686Because he played all most beloved card games, which are popular among vtards, was good at the and is gigachad
>>738253893jorbing it is clearly on the spectrum and this matters to him a lot more than it would to well-adjusted individuals such as yourself
Did that short manlet release the skin yet?
gg regent team!
>>738254327gg, really bad card drops for me
GGI fall off hard after act1. thank you for taking care of the rest of the run.
>>738253686go write another twitlonger
>>738236879ironclad's best block card is colossussilent's fastest regular hallway clears tend to be shivs, tracking is both slow and unreliablethis one is true, although like half of the multiple enemy fights encourage killing 1 at a time anywayshatter is barely an aoe card and more of a combo payoffregent doesn't really struggle with blocking because he has weak on like every third card
>smaller streamer already reacting to jorbs' cheating videowish I wasn't at work now, this should be funny
>>738255289post a link
>>738255327https://www.twitch.tv/merl61this guy hosted an event with lots of streamers shortly before sts2 release, so he's kinda relevant to the streamer subculture
>>738252648it could be an uncommon and nobody would bat an eye
Feels like sometimes people here may underestimate potions, I just had an ironclad run with a quintissential hellraiser deck, 2 pommel strikes, 2 perfected strikes, 1 ultimate strike, strike dummy, etc. I was well aware that this deck probably rapes most enemies in the game but the doormaker was going to destroy me anyway, since not being able to control when you play your strikes and exhausting them all is a guaranteed death sentence.Changing my deck building approach was not an option since I was not finding any cards that could help me pivot into something good enough to be justifiable, so what did I do? Just pathed to a shop rightbefore the boss and filled my potion belt with random bullshit that seemed like it could help, and I was only able to win because of that, I lost 30 hp but I was able to create an infinite using ashwater after spamming two draw potions.After I killed the doormaker, test subject was nowhere near as troublesome.Anons stop being prideful and use fucking potions, don't go around thinking "duh my deck should be good enough to handle everything by itself even when I get hardcountered!" NO.You are fighting entomancer with a shive deck? BUY A POTION, fighting the insatiable with a lean deck? BUY A POTION, fighting Vantom with no multihit attacks? BUY A POTION.
>>738252648it's good if you need to take it to survive act 2 hallways
>>738255546>unconditional 10 AoE damage that can go up to 40>uncommon territory lol?
>>738255642>can go up to 40come on now
>>738253893Yeah, sure, kinda lame to just hack the gme to inmediately unlock all content maybe, I see why that may not be his style, but it's not illegal to do it and if some content brained youtuber wanted to do it to be the first guy to play A10 then sure you may think it's a cringe content farming strategy but I wouldn't call it cheating.
>>738255289>>738255425>how I feel not knowing what any of this schizo shit is supposed to mean
>>738255642Its effect is usually a non-factor. In multi enemy fights, if you can kill one enemy the fight becomes much easier so it almost doesn't matter.
>>738255685even 10-30 damage for 1 Energy is insane>>738255787>In multi enemy fights, if you can kill one enemy the fight becomes much easierand this card works with that because if you bring one enemy to 10 hp then it will deal 10 damage to it and 20 damage to survivors
my opinion on history course changed drastically its way too good. Its definately worth picking up if you feel strong enough to end act 2. Both act 3 bosses hitless is kinda ridiculous
>>738255909i can't really imagine a scenario where i get more than 20 damage out of this, unless i specifically set this up for the epic meme highlight, because it definitely wasn't the optimal way to do the fight
>>738256010>i can't really imagine a scenario where i get more than 20 damage out of thisand is AoE 20 damage for 1 energy uncommon category? No
>>738255953I stopped taking that shit after the first time I got itIt's more broken than the apparition event from 1, it's just boring
Null is op and will get nerfed eventually
>>738256160Apparitions somehow more overpowered in 2, I really don't understand how it hasn't been nerfed yet because it's a guaranteed win
>>738255953Never got it because the knight fight scares me
>>738256160>It's more broken than the apparition event from 1, it's just boringyou can have apparitions with history course in sts2
>>738256083in most use cases, the damage will be 10. sometimes it's 20. if i was given a choice between this or noxious fumes, i would take fumes most of the timealso wouldn't be surprised if the average damage this does is lower than astral pulse
>>738256329He's less dangerous than most of the basic act 2 hallwaysThe fucking beetles do more than him
>>738253686he reportedly made like 8 million dollars playing poker onlineyou can look it up if you want
>>738256402>i would take fumes most of the timeprobably because fumes is broken uncommon and not because echoing slash would be fine uncommon
>>738251663I've won runs where heavenly drill was literally my only damage and they were all one shots.
lmao based jorbsgot fans of sweats seething
lifecoach raping jorbs is the gift that keeps on giving 5 years later
hosting A7 steam://joinlobby/2868840/109775244057097576/76561198801173979
How is this game about picking cards so filled with actual retards
>>738240324act 1: don't skip cardsact 2: maybe skip cardsact 3: skip most cards
>>7382575232/4
>>738253686have you seen the guys jawline? he's literally me
>>738250692The top player should have a 100% win rate on A10 because the game shouldn't be balanced around one autistic fuck who spends all day minmaxing. Give the faggot his wins, who cares.
>>738256261I agree. It will probably get nerfed to 1 weak upgrade to 2 weak.
>>738257362he has a point here tho, regardless of his actual skill level or beefs with other players
>>738257989What if you just play at lower ascensions? Too much of an ego?
>>738258027the irony of this faggot complaining about "algorithmic bait" while making onions faces in his thumbnails for views. Is he just completely lacking self awareness? Algorithmic bait is what he built his whole channel around.
>>738258012They're gonna rape Null like how they raped Defy. 10 damage 1 Weak upgrading to 15 damage 1 Weak
>>738255289great day for unemployed
>>738257183jorbs is such a passive aggressive bitch on so many levels. i love how hes pretending that this is the first time hes ever heard of jpexport and clique, and pretending this is the first time hes ever heard their claims of records and the first time hes ever looked into it. he pretends he just stumbled onto this video or something like this scene isn't ten people big and these people have had their names all over for a while. of course this dude is the kind of guy to watch videos from guys he already knows he hates just to get mad and then shit talk behind their backs. he wants to avoid direct conflict because its makes it harder to be pretentious and smug by himself in his little corner if people actually can dispute his claims, but hes also so passive aggressive he can't help but stop only one step short of naming names and still making it very obvious who hes talking about. did he ask the guys where proof of their records is? no, he just says "i looked and i couldn't find them trust me please don't look into this and prove me wrong"seething about unlock all is also an extreme level of autism.
>>738258149Defy was stronger at 1 cost and being a block card that applies weak. I don't think Null will be nerfed as severely. Go for the eyes exists even if it does
>japaneseexport: i played like five runs without unlock all and i was bored and not having fun so i used console to unlock all and make the game more fun for me>jorbs: NOOOOO YOU CANT DO THAT YOU RUINED THE GAME FOR YOURSELF
>>738258654I watched a few hours of that faggot and he's always complaining, if he wins the game is too easy, if he loses it's because the game is too easy he got bored and didn’t pay attentionSo fuck him
This really doesn't seem like the kind of game that should have e-celeb drama surrounding it. But I guess nothing is free from that shit.
i tried like 30 minutes of a japaneseexport stream and it was just him sighing over and over about how easy the game is and how little attention he was paying to what he was playingthat was the only topic of conversation in those 30 minutes no hyperbole
>>738258379I think the core problemetic part of Defy is that it's the center piece of necrobinder synergies.It works with so much necro's kit. Sleight of Flesh, Spirit of Ash, Debilitate, Pull from below, Pagestorm, Banshee Cry. And because it's a block card, it become a setup and payoff in itself.the pre-nerf version is fine if we only look at the text itself, honestly
>>738258872funny how literally all of it centers around jorbs
>>738258027this is just youtube in general though. >>738253893 is spot on. these people do sts/are trying to do sts as a job and shilling themselves as gods gift to the game is just part of that. you can just ignore it and disregarding it as second nature just comes with being on the internet in current yearalso, his example of the civ 6 cheating is really interesting. i followed that back when it happened and its actually pretty analogous to jorbs' proposed "high tech" sts cheat. the guy had foreknowledge of the map from turn 1, pretty to similar to how someone using jorbs' hypothetical mod would know all their card rewards, ancient rewards, etc. from floor 1.thing is, the civ cheater was blindingly obvious, because playing optimally with prior knowledge looks very different to playing optimally under general best practices. if someone knew every card reward and relic theyd see in a sts run, and was using that to win consistently, theyd be making decisions that would stand out as being sub-optimal in the momenttl;dr jorbs is tilting at windmills
>>738258938jorbs has said the game is too easy too
listening to jorbs video right, I guess his point of view makes sense if you consider he studied statistics and saw cheating in almost all games he was seriously interested in, but it still comes off as autism and being vague only makes people think that the video is accusatory
>>738259086jorbs fucking sucks at stats. of course he thinks in his head that hes mathematically proven everyone to be a cheater except him.
Why?
>>738247184can this dude make up his mind? I've seen him mock the idea that people can identify as anythinmg they want while at the same time he's generally saying stupid shit like Trans Rights like a troll. That's what he is, isn't he? Males identify as women as much as they can identify as attack helicopters-- it simply cannot happen.
>>738259086>>738259294almost every jorbs video ive seen is him doing the extremely autistic thing of taking a statement that does a perfectly good job of communicating its point in natural language and picking it apart because it wouldnt hold up to mathematical scrutiny. i fucking swear to god i once saw him say>i wont ever be able to say with 100% certainty im going to win a run of slay the spire because our understanding of quantum physics isnt good enough for me to know an asteroid wont teleport to 5 feet above my houseyes, if youre writing a statistics phd paper, you have to be extremely careful about the language you use, but in everyday conversation, this shit is just nitpicking for nitpickings sake so you can show everyone how smart you are, when in reality the one who looks like a retard is you, for being purposefully obtuse about missing the point of a functional statement
>>738259367Probably responsible for giving Silent nigger lips.
>>738259086>being vague only makes people think that the video is accusatoryhis closing statement amounts to>i cant prove anything but it would be possible for people to cheat in this game and therefore i dont want to be a part of this communityif he doesnt want to be part of the community, why does he continue to make videos? curious...
How else here is a true gamer and isn't looking up guides, videos, streams, tier lists, stat trackers or any other gay shit? I rather have 30% to 50% winrate then be gay nigger faggots like you.
>>738259037it ain't the fact that he called the game easy it's the>sigh>yeah i'm just paying no attention>sigh>yeah this character is just so busted>wow I almost took damage there because I wasn't paying attention... fortunately this character is so overpowered so I didn't>sighfuck man use your genius IQ or whatever to figure out how to provide some level of commentary
>>738259645my winrate is fucking abysmal because i reset if i dont get whale bonuses i think are fun or if i dont get cards i think are fun within the first few floors. i cant say i particularly care
>>738259645I try to play the same moves as my favorite streamer along side their run, then get mad when the draw isn't the same and I leave a bad review on multiple sites about how poorly it's balanced.
>>738259086if that faggot had actual proof he would immediately release it instead of vagueposting about it, he despises anyone considered better at the game than himi think his beef with lifecoach also started with literally just chimping out for no reason
You can't be the shivs, man.
>>738259367>Anita SarkeesianWho keeps hiring that scam artist as a consultant?
>>738260220she had someone be her fake husband for her birthday party. there's no way she doesn't sleep around and lead people on.
gg bros, very smooth run
gg>have zero damage first two acts>act 3: here have thrash, Pact's End, x2 dominate and Ashen strike
>>738258938Card game autists usually don't have good social skills, so when they have to speak something constantly (streaming) their main tactic is saying same shit over and over.Baarlor used to be an actual teacher so he know how to capture your attention well.Lifecoach has no monetary pressure in streaming, he can fully be himself. watching him LARPing while playing cards is very funny.Xecnar's personality isn't very entertaining, but he's the king of StS, he can do whatever the fuck he wants. He also doesn't talk shit about Dev or someone else, which improve his likeability.
gg, pretty simple, Shockwave is so good in multiplayer.
>i made a post on the subreddit and another streamer pulled it up and their viewers downvoted me>i was so upset by this that i never made another post and am still sad about ithow the fuck does a grown man care about this, let alone to this extent
>>738255425>merlI remember he did a whole react stream to the jorbs coach drama
>>738261459Alright, TezCUTEara in now my favorite ancient.
https://x.com/lunchshark01/status/2051681387816828993https://drive.google.com/file/d/1-LJgHIsNVICEOO0oJKqvgKiKUYo18RBt/viewif anybody want the ancient waifu mods
I hate tranime faggots
>jorbs getting butthurt at people better than him againIt would be hilarious if it wasn't so boring.
>>738262102But you're posting on an anime website
steam://joinlobby/2868840/109775244064920679/76561198091556171Hosting
I main ironclad and I like anime
>>738262769steam://joinlobby/2868840/109775244065988343/76561198091556171rehost
AHAHAHAHAH
>>738262102>using 2020 tourist wordsnewfag
>>738263534how many times are you going to post the same thing?
>>738260637Xecnar has some unexpected witty dry comments that can catch you offguard and make you laugh. But you have to endure his eternal runs and weird nasal sounds to get there.
>>738263585Forever. /v/ got the msot witless autistic niggers on this site
>>738264574truwhen are we moving to /vg/
>>738264816you go there and wait for us, we'll arrive any momentjust wait over there okay?
>>738262769steam://joinlobby/2868840/109775244068639021/76561198091556171Rehost
hostin steam://joinlobby/2868840/109775244068639713/76561198801173979
>>738262769Same bug twice. Sorry, gonna stop.
>>7382652072/4
>>738265207>hosts>goes AFK...
>>738265418Buttface demon nigga didnt wanna catch these hands
I could barely reach ascension 5 on sts1 but now i easily beat ascension 10 on the second game. Is it a meme to think the game is harder than the first? I am super confused
Bing bong + parasol was fucking retarded. Random bullshit go won somehow, never doing that shit again
>>738261459>>738262028get help
>>738265662Yeah, you can sandbag the entire act 3 without having to worry to scale for heart/s&s clobbering you in act 4
Why is he called Donu
>>738267240>consultant
any dailies lobbies?
I hope one of the future characters plays around with mid-fight Quest cards
>>738268118Made one. Lets have some fun ladsDaily MP
>>738267878i just like how their arms look like swinging cocks
>>738268275Forgot the link like a retardsteam://joinlobby/2868840/109775244073384233/76561198065375276
>>738268275
>>738268296I was thinking more along the lines of anus probing tentacles but cocks work too
>>7382683322/4
>>7382683322/4Join up, frens
>>7382683323/4Need another brave soul
>>738268451start with 3?
>>738268451
ggs
ggs guys hosting one more steam://joinlobby/2868840/109775244074097264/76561198801173979
they need to go back to not yet's old art
>>738265207>billion of vul>0 dominate>watch my fellow clad feast on the vul for billion strengthevery single timeGG
>>7382687313/4
>>738259645I've yet to take such drastic measures. But I've only made it to A4 so far.
Is Hand just severely underrated? It has solved every run when I pick it and I never see it brought up
>>738265662>>738267083just won another one
one more for the clads
>>738269348Mummified hand? That's been considered one of the most broken and overpowered relics since the first game.
>>738269647*HangI'm stupidI've got mummified hand maybe twice so far but I'm sure it's still as dumb s before
>>738267240>dragon cardsLARP king, I kneel...
>>738248274>yet to find a high level player to watchBaalor is the only good one, desu desu.>"what is your winrate?" I don't know and I don't care>"Is X card/relic good?" Well, X is good when (procreeds to give a detailed explanation of the pros and cons of stuff and why you should consider it)>explains his thought process clearly and methodically, given he taught biochemistry at a university>Loves silly shit(One time I saw him win with 3 fucking Cascades and 4 Havocs) over autistic optimization (Which is why he disliked watcher too)>Laughs like a dorky idiotI climbed up to A20 watching his streams
>>738269762Hang's really good but I hardly ever see it
>>738269762hang is good its just not talked about much because its a rare card and also you still have to build a deck fast enough to play it. hang alone isn't a test subject phase 1 solve for instance. sleight of flesh gets brought up because you literally just pick every defy/sleight and anything else that applies status and everything in the whole game dies.
I hate losing to draw RNG man. Fucking spirit of ash bottom 4 cards and i drew my defies and touches out of order too. Fuck off with that shit
>>738270957forgot to mention that hang is not an aoe fight solve either while sleight nukes both hallways and bosses while being an uncommon card.
steam://joinlobby/2868840/109775244077848401/76561198012392867hosten instead of gay eceleb faggotry
Holy fuck this leafy is insane
i wish the gay eceleb drama would really blow up but the nave/export/opem guys that jorbs hates are just nice and well adjusted enough to ignore that shit. i've only ever heard them say good things about jorbs.
>>738271381Real niggas watch Baalor and ignore all that tranny youtuber drama
>spend whole game just creating as much energy and souls as possible before Regent instakilled whatever enemy we faced
>>7382712433/4
>>738271563kek and here I was trying to always get Knockdown off first so you guys could do dmg>started as cool colorless creation deck>end up just doing spam energy + heavenly drill slop
>>738271563>>738271715I could've easily done plenty of damage on my own. But after getting two flanking and fucking echo form, I just said "eh, do it for me."Thanks for the game lads.
>>738268756>when you're on the bus and need to shit really bad
>>738271919Flanking stacking like that is retardedShould just increase the turns it stays on if you play more than 1And only have one actual debuff per player
>>738271715I needed only 5 turns to finally play all my powers and plasma into plasma and I swear my Eradicate would blow up anything, too bad they died like on turn 2
Glitterstream + Pale's Legion = You can do whatever the fuck you wantOn another note, I thought this type of deck would be the best possible scenario for Furnace and it still did absolutely fucking nothing which doesn't seem encouraging for the card.
>>738272075I doubt anyone in Mega Crit actually tested multiplayer cards, they are completely all over the place in powerlevel
>>738271309This was, without a doubt, one of the act 1 wins of all time
fun level : multiplayer daily > multiplayer > daily > normal a10 run
>>738268731what a dogshit run for me shit draws all around sorry guys ggs thx for carry
>>738268731sorry guys it wasn't enough. I should've played better. gg/clad
>>738252648last time I tried it was really buggyI killed 2 enemies in the fight already but this card still only hit oncesubmitted a bug report too, hopefully they fix it soon
That ? fight with the books before Door was so bad.
A9 steam://joinlobby/2868840/109775244080537044/76561198801173979
>>738254309Nope he is too busy posting pictures of dudes at the Met Gala
>>7382733972/4
>>738229065My brain saw that thumbnail and thought this was a thread about Airman
>>738272447Flanking is definitely fucking brokenIt should be rare like other broken shit (Tank, Knockdown)
steam://joinlobby/2868840/109775244080938381/76561198012392867rehosten for clad
any multiplayer for lower ascension?
>>738273485don't worry i also thought it was air man
>>738273665>Tanklol
>>738274157If the Tank Clad has great block it means the other 3 dont need to block at all more than a single defend every turn
>>738274271Picking Tank is almost certainly a death sentence. Unless you are playing barricade, who the fuck builds a defensive clad deck?
i just wanna see jorbs get raped
>>738274271Tank is a desperation move at best unless you're already shitting out 80+ block per turn
bing bong is a very silly relic
>>738274872>pick Tank>bottom deck Unmovable>dieTank is an EXTREMELY volatile card. You can still die even if you specialize you whole deck around it. Tank is innate, but your block power is not.
>>738275098>>bottom deck Unmovable>>dieUnmovable will not save you most of the time.>enemy hits for 30>it hits allies for 15>it hits you for 60So even if you have unmovable, even Blood wall+ with unmovable you will still going to be short of TWENTY BLOCK to defend from that. Which deck can generate 50+ block EVERY TURN OR YOU DIE INSTANTLY?
>>738275248a deck with Diamond Diadem and shitload of colussus(it's still shit with diamond diadem, just not giga shit)
Is sly build still insanely broken?
>>738275248One that has THE GAMBIT like a true chad
Prep time with ricochet is a pretty easy win condition with silent. Very fun to let the vigor build up for 5-6 turns and then just hit for like 500 damage with it. Ended up getting a broken discard run with relics by the end but ricochet and prep time carried hard until then.
>>738274271Tank is so fucking bad, just a "please kill me" button. Beacon of Hope does the party tanking thing so much better and anyone can pick it up.
>>738275470diadem on silent with paper krane could probably do it as well
>>738275478>anons deck is only five cards: tank, unmovable gambit, colossus and body slam>and diadem and history coursefinally, deck that use tank without dying
>>738275642don't forget about barricade to stack infinte gamba block
We have enough people for another lobby?
TWO DAYS until Silent giga nerf
>>738275712I'll trysteam://joinlobby/2868840/109775244083590859/76561198102069257
>>7382758433/4
>>738275843wish i was a girl
>>738275843>Fills up instantlyDarn
hostansteam://joinlobby/2868840/109775244083860629/76561199486452220
>lost 3 50%s Stampedes in a row against Kaiser Crab>die
>>738273397gg anon, didnt think wed manage but we pulled it out in the end
gg regent duo
>Barricade>Demonic Shield>On Beacon of Hope Target.Gotta love balance. GG.
Hell yeah brothers. Scary phase1 experiment with silent in the party as usual. Hosten againsteam://joinlobby/2868840/109775244084687108/76561198012392867
>>738276716>steam://joinlobby/2868840/109775244084687108/76561198012392867cant join
>>738276779Try this, dunno what the issue would be.steam://joinlobby/2868840/109775244084926323/76561198012392867
>>738276716I had him, I just had to drink 8 potions with the Reptile trinket to buff myself
>>738276587>pick card that says "Random" on it>loseMany such cases. Sad!
>>7382769363/4
cum
>>738272447It’s honestly really strange to the point of being really funny. Like, they’ve nerfed Huddle Up and Believe in You, so they’re paying some attention to the multiplayer balancing, but they haven’t touched Beacon of Hope. Not even something like taking Innate off the upgrade or making it cost more.
sword is good
Bathing meme doesn't work lel. Gotta stay smelly.Hosten.steam://joinlobby/2868840/109775244086063412/76561198012392867
>>738229485>”loli” artist>troonMany such cases
what's your biggest number
>>738278227
>>738277773all builds would be good against the much weaker sts1 enemies
>>738278227Particle Wall my beloved
>>738278227ironclad my beloved
>>738244894>Heh, he's only hitting for 18, this will be easy>Wait, why didn't I draw any blocAAAIIIIIIEEEEE
>>738275843ggthank you everyone. that's the spinniest ironclad I've ever had.
ffs every no draw phase on door i got fucking prepareds and backflip, every fucking one
postansteam://joinlobby/2868840/109775244087791843/76561199486452220
>>738279384akshually he's hitting for 12 and all my defenses got exhausted by ghost seed
>>738276151GGs for the carry attempt. Bad cards all around, was praying for a Game Piece or an Creative AI the whole game, maybe even a Skim, but even that late Echo Form couldn't revive the shit deck I had.
why is jorbs denying that people have reached 20 streaks on this game when its streamed
That's rotten luck. I was hoping one of you could kill dogs first phase since my deck was all skills aside from hang
Man I'm even getting adverts for StS relics now too.
why is jorbs so seething at the thought that someone besides him might have played for close to 10000 hoursthis dude is so beyond autistic
why is jorbs saying he got into slay the spire because he didn't want to have to pay any attention to other peoples play but then he has a history of getting upset over every single player and record and talk about how hes doing reddit deep dives on peoples post history to find their win rates
>>738279934Because he's an attention seeking e-celeb wannabe you stupid fucking retard.
>>738279726That was a really weird one to me. I think i have ~400 hours on sts1 on steam. I am not a streamer. If I were to start streaming tomorrow, and went on to stream sts1 for 100 hours, would I somehow be lying if I said I had 500 hours total? Is it so unthinkable that someone is a fan of the game before they get into streaming lmao?Retarded thing to get worked up over either way. Even if the guy is lying, literally what does it matter? It's not even like he's lying about winstreaks or whatever shit that taints the honour of the community or whatever made up shit the video is about. It's the number of hours he played the game. It's completely inconsequential
steam://joinlobby/2868840/109775244068639021/76561198091556171Hosting.
>>738280741No longer exists
>>738280741steam://joinlobby/2868840/109775244089727146/76561198091556171
>>738278206true, all troons target children
>>7382809262/43 minutes to start
GG ladsFUCKS SAKESpent the whole game Relaxing(tm) and generating useless powers. NOT ONE SINGLE FUCKING TIME with my double creative ai did I generate a Storm. EVER. None in shops, none in drops. Until the last game where I had removed all my orbs to get stats to live.... then finally I get orbs back on the last fucking turn where I exactly die to the attack. The most unholy cursed fucking RNG in all existance.
POV: you stole a early White StarGGs
>>738277773what's the mod? is it just linear old acts or are they alternates like overgrowth/docks?
hoist
hoist'nsteam://joinlobby/2868840/109775244092101877/76561198012392867
>>7382825893/4
>>738282369acts from the pastcustomizable
steam://joinlobby/2868840/109775244092848473/76561199214357271hostan. Starting A10, all ascensions welcome.
>>738283563Damn, everyone is in a lobby already?
>>738259367> Why?To turn the Silent into an ugly sheboon with warts all over her body.
>>738284392I wish I had this mod before I took Silent to A10
God I fucking hate this faggot lizard so much, fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you
>>738284392mod?
>>738284762He's the hardest boss imo.I think queen is in a great place, she can be difficult and also challenging.I still don't like Doormaker not because he's difficult, but because I hate retarded gimmick fights. Still easier than the dog.The dog fucking sucks because the nob phase is first, and most decks require a lot of skill cards to setup.
>Question mark room after an act 1 elite>InkletsSomeone host
Claw decks are so much more fun and consistent than the first game. I like how you can easily make just a couple claws your main damage source between feral, hologram, and echo form. Double casting ferals so you can use the same claw like 5 times is fun.
>>738285160I destroyed every elite and bosses and then this asshole comes and ruins my run. Doesn't help hidden gem was absolutewly useless by hitting a soul or defend.
steam://joinlobby/2868840/109775244095567647/76561197997192985you do take draw cards and build a 40 card deck right
>>738285558I don't like hidden gem because I'm too tempted to save scum when it's RNG fucks you over. It's just too random. Taking it with soul spam is probably a bad move.
>>738285160doorlord is shit because he fails to do what hes intended to do while also fucking over a bunch of random other shit in the processtheir fixation on trying to stomp out infinites seems poisonous to the design process
>>738284917> anaertailin silent mod
>>738285703Very true. And the only way they ever counter it is with stupid gimmicks. It's just not fun. I'd rather have difficulty in a fun and intuitive way.
only 5 campfires from act 2 onwards. Barely got to clone. :(
>>738282589>>738285916gg, I had Mini Tent + shovel and I think our Defect picked up the Cleaver as well so that was sad
>>738285916>>738286016But of a bummer yeah. But eh I got 2 uses out of the cleaver so it was all good.I fucked up and it was asc 0 but still fun times. GG everyonehostin dailysteam://joinlobby/2868840/109775244096142973/76561198012392867
>>738285882>>738285703I don't do anything different when I see that doormaker is one of my bosses and he remains the least threatening encounter. No one is buying your "he's not hard he just shits on me because it's not fun CHANGE HIM CHANGE HIM CHANGE HIM NOW" shtick.
>>738285558>>738284762>turn 22bro wheres your damage
>>738286135>game no longer exists
>>738286414He's definitely the easiest. He's a fucking annoying cunt though. Even more than the queen who's the only one I really die to.>>738286512Trying to rehost the daily cause I think it was bugging out.steam://joinlobby/2868840/109775244096649021/76561198012392867
>>738286414He's not fun, simple as.
What ascension level do I need to get in the first game before Im legally allowed to play 2?
>>738286452Lethality + any attack hit by hidden gem was supposed to be that. But either they weren't hit by hidden gem, or intangible fucked my big damage turns.
>>738286610How would you make him easier? I was going to ask what you would change, but let's cut straight to the point.
How does the multiplayer daily work. Why's this nigger get regent? Do you get to pick somehow or is it just the join slot?
>>738286414i mean i deliberately lean away from things like soul spam on necro now because i know that shit bricks on his no draw turnthen meanwhile, on defect, pic relatedsurely this isnt the intended effect and im supposed to be punished for the infinite while still being able to play cards that say "soul" on them in a way that isnt degeneratei dont really give a fuck if hes changed at this point i just want them to stop fucking seething about infinites and focus on whats causing people to lean infinite to being with, because i feel like every change they do is further restricting the breadth of viable lines while doing nothing to actually reduce the power of endgame exodia "i have 2 flash of steels and no cards in my deck gg" shit
>>738286743>EasierNot even replying to someone with no reading comprehension.
>>738286768>i meannot reading any post that starts that way, too feminine.
>>738286764No idea, I just opened the link and it show regent a8
nothing wrong with femboys
we've got room for one more on daily btw
>>738286768youre so close to getting it but youre too much of a butthurt shitter"restricting the breadth of viable lines," including many that are not infinite, IS part of the point of doormakers reworks. the point is obviously not to nuke all infinites. the point is to make you have to try harder to build a good deck. no one is really that sad that you can't just add haunt/devour life and capture spirit and win every fight in the game.
>>738287096they don't want to get it. any boss that is effective vs what they like to do is unfun and needs to be changed. they're already perfect and don't need to adjust their play at all. everyone else's experience must change to suit these perfect players who don't find doormaster fun. and don't ever ever ever call them bad, they're not calling him hard just not fun! totally different
connection timed out, daily bros
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>>738287647Is this the re-host or another lobby?
>>738287676its the daily rehost
is the game shit at hosting or are most of you on 3rd world mcdonald wifi?
what discord does a kitten like me have to join to get as touched as jorbs
I'm probably shit at this game but I've won 3 A9/10 Silent runs and have reached the final boss on maybe 2 more out of like 100 attempts, what exactly makes her broken? Act 1 feels especially atrocious where all you get in your drafts are block cards with no damage or scaling.
>>738288108She's not broke. A4 isn't in the game and the other chars need work. She's just in a good place.
>>738288108silent is really good at blocking forever and then noxious fumes actually kills nearly everything in the game while you mostly otherwise stall
>>738288139Why does every eceleb say she's the easiest character then? On the lower ascensions yeah but with how passive she is the stronger enemies just out scale you. My two wins on A10 were both with Afterimage/insane dex scaling.
>>738288108shes the most passive, defensive character in a game that heavily incentivizes passive, defensive playher act 1 is pretty shit though
>>738278206>>738280991? Casey is literally a woman
>>738288223Because they're all faggots trying to act like they know more than everyone else. The other characters need buffs. The game also isn't finished.
steam://joinlobby/2868840/109775244098770182/76561198012392867daily rehost 2
I dont know how many more mcdonald wifi lobbies i can take
>>738288412>>738287749had no issues yesterday
>>738283563shit maps. nice tryi get what I deserve for trying to clone for once
ggs boys, I'm starting to think it's a bad idea to decipher the tablet
>>738285865thanks anon
steam://joinlobby/2868840/109775244099762785/76561197997192985in this lobby we make optimal choices and certainly won't try to manifest a poison deck
gg daily, was it str from vuln that killed stuff so quickly? Or what?
This feels pretty good considering how crazy everyone else was also.>>738289965Exponential scaling on vuln + Bully (3dmg per vuln)
>>73828996550+ Vuln + corrupted bully + ashen strike with 2x strokes
>>738259367My disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined.Why would anyone hire this fucking jewish bitch?Fucking hell, I wish I could do a refund.
does using unlock all mean i will be unable to experience any form of surprise or excitement when i find a new card for the first time
>>738273058It only triggers again if it kills an enemy with the damage. Like, if you have an enemy on 10 and one on 15, it will kill the first, then trigger again.
>>738291373Even if you started with unlock all, you won't see every card a character has for at least a handful of runs anyways. I don't think it really makes a difference.
HOLY SHIT I GOT CAPTCHAsteam://joinlobby/2868840/109775244104053711/76561198174500842
If I save and quitted did I beat the game
>>738292280it's a feature
>>738292280how many seconds ago was the mistake?
>>738292338Turn 2 but I play my turns in ~5 seconds so I already forgot the draw order
ggs if I was chinese I'd be very mad with how my doormaker fight went
ggs vakuu was a nig this time around
Sorry I let you guys die to meme make a 450 damage sword
this run was hard
Hostingsteam://joinlobby/2868840/109775244106922795/76561198043831607
ggshout out to mvp
>>738294403I'm trying, but it says "connection timed out"...
>>738294690Try nowsteam://joinlobby/2868840/109775244107382158/76561198043831607
steam://joinlobby/2868840/109775244108027616/76561198012392867postin
The curse of nobody scaling before the act 1 boss
>>738294724Garbage attempt, fuck thatI'm joining this guy >>738295175
>>738294724>>738295175I thought we might had a great run, since I got Decisions, Decisions at start, then I got turbo dogshit picks until the end...
>streaman to no one so I can watch VODs back later>someone comes in and asks me to beat an A10 ironclad seed for them>beat itfeelsgoodman :)
>>738295615>>738295175>A0Yeah I want revenge on A10 more than that, sorry>>738295657Hosting againsteam://joinlobby/2868840/109775244108635404/76561198043831607
>>738295657>Start with ice cream>Get old coin from elite>Shop has complete dogshit>>738295175I'm off to do something real quick irl. If you're still there in 6 or 7 minutes I'll hop back in
>>7382951753/4actually a10 this time, dunno how it got set to 0
>>7382951751 slot open...
If you are a chink, your mom got raped by commies.
>>738295715That says A8
>>738295669game no longer exists
>>7382957211 left and 1 joined...
>>738295740I can't up it...huh, do joining playing roll it down to the person with the lowest max?
>>738295758Fuck it hosting againsteam://joinlobby/2868840/109775244108759014/76561198043831607A10 REVENGE>>738295764The spire giveth and the spire taketh>>738295776Yeah max asc is the lowest person's by default
>>738295776I guess I'm the one lowering it...
>>738295664oh and no burning blood btw
>>738295790I see... Well still hosten. Ready to battle whatever asc it ends up atsteam://joinlobby/2868840/109775244108027616/76561198012392867
>>7382957902/4
>had a run as Regent with multiple reflect cards and a fuckton of star gen>watching bosses and the really annoying big damage elites prep big dick hits and me just throwing back at themif i knew i was gonna get a bunch of reflect cards i would have gone a lot more card draw but that run was really fun
>>738295875>>738295790Still 2/4Still A10 revenge
>>738295824>>738295875I'm the one logged in, going to brb for 2 minutes while we wait...
>>738296008Alright, I'm back!and full house!!! and I got Genesis!
>>7382957903/4
rehosting for dcthey need to add hotjoining to the gamesteam://joinlobby/2868840/109775244109896039/76561198012392867
Who up Slayin' they Spiresteam://joinlobby/2868840/109775244110076275/76561198094567415
>>738296689Gomen, quit by accidentsteam://joinlobby/2868840/109775244110076275/76561198094567415
hostansteam://joinlobby/2868840/109775244110878371/76561199486452220
>>7382972082/4
>>7382972083/4
Rehostingsteam://joinlobby/2868840/109775244112607162/76561198043831607
No BullyNo ViciousNo ColossusNo TauntNo CrueltyNo BreakNo scaling to my piece of shit vuln setup except Dominate and Dismantle with Momentum on it and a deck too big to cycle it at all. The Regents carried that run
>>738298317gg regent dream team, making big swords a reality
>>738298584I found nothing good that entire run. I only got 4x sword slam because you found hammer time lmao
>>738298584How the fuck did you guys get to 100 Forge without The Smith? You just Refine Blade into drawmaxxing via Prophesize/Spoils? Anyway, thanks for the Act 1 carry with Gang Up.
>>738298640Also many many thanks to that one madman who threw me Ritual potion not once but TWICE that entire run. I'm sorry I couldn't do it justice
GG defects and regent. Well played everyone.I once again completely forgot I had the fucken eye the whole time. Fucks sake. I would have helped significantly
>>738298728gg 3 defects, thanks for carrying me!this will be my last game today, I see that the draws are against me today...
>>738298728I saw exactly 0 overclock or other draw. Swimming in energy and random bullshit go but always falling on draws. Well done to the claw defect that basically took the entire knight gang solo
>>738298728GG, it's time to remind everyone to fuck up the 3rd Knight first because he's a fucking cunt, let the ghost one for later.Also 4 Echo Forms Just Works TM
I is hostin steam://joinlobby/2868840/109775244113418235/76561198801173979
>>738298640yeah i got forge all the way to 200+ but didn't share over 60 of that cause i didn't get hammer time at the start of battle,i just took the support role seriously with x2 furnace and whistleso the lizard was bound to go down.
>>7382989402/4
steam://joinlobby/2868840/109775244114301576/76561198230044444um so yea um im hosting
>Great run>Soul Nexus>Turn 1, 27 to face, draw some attacks and some powers>Turn 2 18 + debuff. draw all my block, battle trance, draw more block>Turn 3 30 to face, draw only attacks and some powers>turn 4 40 to face, deck cycles, draw only attacks and 1 basic block>Diewew
>>738297208GGalso no barricade, no prolong, no nothin' to help me exhaust those stinky strikes.
>>738299979GG fellas
>>738299979>>738300023GGs
>>7382996352/4
>>738299635Cant join you. You need to update your game.
>>738300256games up to date and at 3/4 are you on beta branch?
>>738300256There's three of us in here already, it's you, join the beta branch already anon
