>this female character doesn't have realistic body proportions!!!!!Your response?
>>738229204Venus of Willendorf
>>738229204Pedophile thread
>>738229204"You're right".
>>738229204Sir, this is a cartoon.
>>738229380Ok, Schrier.
>>738229204She's a witch. They are known for using glamour spells while really being old, wrinkly, hideous hags.
>>738229615Specifically mine.
>>738229204i unsheathe my 1/7 scale sorceress figure
>>738229204>Your response?Response to who? What's the query?
>>738229204>>738229380>Sends you drawings of bara dwarfs
>>738229204yeah because it's a lolicon fantasy
>>738229204i dont like lolis sorry
>>738229204
>>738229950finally, realistic proportions
>>738229204tell them to look at actually attractive women instead of at the mirror, that might open up their eyes
>>738229950Finally, some actual lolicon fantasy.
>>738229204omigod you're right!
>>738230002They will then say that what we think of as attractive is not what we're supposed to be attracted to. The patriarchy tells you that thin, blonde, buxom women are what you should like, when in reality, you should like fat, obese, black women in wheelchairs.
>>738229204Don't be so misogynistic
>>738229204I've been with women who have larger breasts than this IRL
>>738229204She looks cute!
>>738229204I'm perfectly happy with my lolicon fantasy desu.
>>738229204I ask them for pictures of real life sorceresses to prove it.
>>738230197Cute.
>>738229204and?
>>738229204>Your response?Women should not have realistic proportions.
>>738229204>Asians hate big assesOk tiddy bros explain this character then?
>>738229204When in doubt always carry a picture of He-Man on you or literally any action game or movie hero from the 80s and 90s.
>>738230890George isn't your average nip.
>>738229950Eww we don't like hags here
>>738230197little girls with big hats...
>>738230078And what you are attracted to is always a fetish, unless you are attracted to them and they find you attractive too.
>>738229204"That's the point."
>>738231186So this is where the notorious "adult woman fetish" comes from...
>>738229204"would you rather people jack off to children instead?"
>>738231274The people whining about "unrealistic body standards" are already jacking off to children.
>>738229204I still like the theory people had over why she's like this.>necromancers raise the dead>"raise" as in "elevation", magically bringing the undead from their graves>they COMMAND the dead to rise, to get the fuck up out of the dirt and stone, they DEMAND, they force>most necromancers are unfeeling/angry/grim dudes with gaunt cheeks, pale skin, dark hair and evil eyebrows>dude's yelling to the skies loudly as his robe flaps in the wind, his voice carrying, booming, teeth bared. Lightning strikes, the ground cracking open, tombstones fall over as an army breaks free, a gruesome horde>the sorceress "raises" the dead>"raise" as in "raising a child" or "raising a happy family">every(?) time you see her raise the dead, it's a lot more caring and kind, especially in art (like in OP); no booming voice, no shouting to the storm above, even her hand on the staff in the pic is loose>the sorceress is somewhere between cute and sexy, no doom or gloom>she isn't gaunt and doesn't look evil, she's got a big ass and has big tits, giving her a fertile (though thin around the middle) look, as she's "mothering" the undead instead, rather than commanding an unwilling horde
>>738230197The skeleton should look sad or upset. (Or really, really horny. Whichever's funnier.)
