Why'd they make Link a midget?
>>738231112It increases the mommy
>>738231112What the fuck was her problem?
>>738231112chadletrealistically it's probably just because japanese people are shorter and link's a self insert
its easier for him to eat ass that way
>>738231112Because MCs in Japanese media being taller than 5'8 triggers the Japs
It's just a japanese way of showing that they're younger, that's all it is. Japanese people tend to forget that characters actually age between games and that 17-18 year olds are fully grown.
>>738231112Hijacking this threadI just finished a session where I had the most interesting and also the most disappointing experience>Fly to an island in the middle of the ocean>a dev tells me 'teehee I'm taking all your items away, objective: survive and find 3 balls while basically naked in this deserted island. Also here's a thunderstorm fuck you, have fun'>oh shit this is actually pretty cool>go and have fun for half an hour>Shrine shows up after the I finish>there's a chest inside>Oh shit I wonder what the reward is gonna be, that was pretty intense >It's fucking rupees>Go out>There's a bird guy with a minigame>oh this is pretty cool>win, excited for the reward after the lackluster shrine>IT'S MORE FUCKING RUPEESIs this all there is? It's either that or fucking Korok seeds which until this point have just been for expanding my inventory I've been playing for 20 hours and I'm close to tapping out.
>>738231112To relieve the sexual tension
>>738233081bro the reward is the experience
>>738233081Kinda crazy how zoomers are trained to only care about the skinner box reward. You did all that cool shit but I guess it didn't matter because the chest at the end only had rupees lmao
>>738231112It's probably a gameplay wise decision, because in the photo with the champions he's taller than Zelda
>>738231112Zelda is taller than him in like every game, hes just short
>>738233605>duh zoomorz Nice to see that Zeldacucks are just relying on the Rockshart RDR2 argument to excuse their game having an AIDS progression system and being 80% of it bring meandering until the next dopamine spike. You even do the same thing where you pretend the series didn’t have prior entries the older fans point to that aren’t slogs through dookie-mud. Good job, knuckledragger.
>>738231112so you can always see people and monsters in front of you even when the camera is directly behind link
>>738231112Nu Link is canonically an eunuch bodyguard, that was custom for guards who accompanied female royalty.
>>738234069Somebody post it
>>738233752I thought Mipha was tall
>>738233405>>738233605It's not that I don't appreciate the experience, I'm just wondering if there's anything moreShrines are 9 times out of 10 a braindead puzzle, or there's the rare stat check fight. But even then the currency you get for completing them is just statsExploration feels meaningless because it's just for korok seeds, or a vista if you like how the game looks (I don't) I'm asking if it's just that for a hundred more hoursSide quests are mostly go fetch some items in exchange for money or some materialI have no major issues with the main quest so far, though it's kind of a bummer that it seems that all the interesting stuff happened a century ago in universe
The problem is that Zelda is a bimbo.
>>738234427Why does she have tattoos
>>738234383>Exploration feels meaningless because it's just for korok seedsBOTW is a literal hiking simulator, you won't find a Sword of Doom +5 or anything of the sort. If you only care about """progression""" then drop the game this instant, it's not for you.
>>738234541Why is it a hiking sim when 30 prior years of titles in the franchise weren’t?
>>738234604Why not? Should they have made another Ocarina clone instead? By the time of Skyward Sword those were already selling rather poorly
to tell young men that regardless of stature, you can be heroic
>>738234708Sad that people prefer their games long empty and boring
>>738231587In BotW? She was trying her best to save her Kingdom but couldn't because she wasn't the chosen one and then there is Link who can do anything she wants to. Envy and stuff but for good reasons.
>>738231587Woman
>>738234471Royal slut
>>738234471Why does link have tattoos in TotK?
>>738234871Cause he's a man
>>738231112Because it's for literal 11 year olds. At that age, boys mature slower than their female counterparts who are already going through puberty, and are oftentimes taller than them.
>>738233081Pretty sure the reward for that island was another orb and not rupees, you got scammed dude.
>>738235298-sucking other men's dicks.
>>738231112Asians are extremely insecure, anything taller than 1.70m is offensive to them.
>>738231112are you ritarded
>>738235440>>738232559This seems to make sense at a glance but why wouldn't they just make the females shorter while keeping Link also a manlet
>>738235368What a sweet little girl
>>738231587>mom dies, not available to instruct Zelda on how to use her powers>dad is all business and doesn't show her any real affection>actually tried her hardest to learn how to come into her powers on her own, per something Urbosa says in a flashback, she's not just being flippant toward her duty>tries to compensate by focusing on Sheikah tech and doing whatever she thinks she can since praying for her powers doesn't do a goddamn thing>sees Link effortlessly be a demigod smiting everything with a holy sword, feels inadequate even more due to this>stays pissy with him until she realizes he's the real fucking deal and starts falling for him>hits it off with him, but still can't figure out why she can't come into her power, she's truly in the dark without what her mother should have been able to teach her>Ganon cucks everyone, shit gets FUBAR, Link borderline sacrifices himself to protect her>seeing this, she happens into her powers after deciding she's willing to sacrifice herself to protect LinkThe flashbacks are meant to make you think initially that she's just a brat, but she really did try her best and was almost utterly in the dark on how to utilize her powers. It's likely the source of her powers is sacrifical love, or just love in general, which would call back to her personal Triforce aspect.
>>738235537I hope you're not sexualizing her
>>738235913Forgot to mention also, Mipha in a flashback was about to tell Zelda that the way she uses her powers is to think of someone she cares about. This is, of course, right before Ganon activates his almonds, so she isn't able to communicate that to her. Just more the point that she just grew up in a loveless environment and that almost completely cut her off from her power awakening.
>>738231112He looks cuter that way
>>738231587needs anal correction
