>Your age>What game you are currently playing>Where you are on the norwood scale>28>Alien Hominid HD>Norwood 2
>31>octopath traveler, frogun, ed-0 zombie uprising, you will die here tonight, into the breach>between I and II but have had a ridiculous forehead since childhood so it looks worse than it is
32I, but I am starting to get gray hairs
>>738240516>almost 45>Pragmata>probably II, but I've shaved my head since I was a kid because hair is for sissy boys
>>73824051633factorio 3a/4a
>>73824051634seikirojust hide it bro
>>738240516>30>RE9>1 but have been using monoxidil for like 5 years
>>738240516>18>Borderlands 4, Concord, Forspoken, Star Wars Outlaws, Starfield, Suicide Squad, Dustborn, Assassin's Creed Shadows, Veilguard>VA
>>738240516>40>Crimson Desert and Gothic I (so I have a baseline before the remake comes out)>Between 1 and 2 (been that way since I was 15)
>>738240516>50>All Will Fall>0I even have this saved from the previous thread.
>>73824051632WotRIVA
28revisiting garrys mod after the s&box disappointmentfull head of hair but widows peak (that ive had since childhood, thanks dad) and bad seb derm so it balances out
>24>Evenicle>VI will die a virgin
>>738240516>31>Legacy of Kain Soul Reaver>III/IV
I've been Norwood 3 since I've been like 20 and now I'm 32 and its literally just stopped there
>>738240516>42>Saros, brand NG after getting platinum>I
>>738240516>35>FarCry Blood Dragon>Norwood IV
>>738241019You're 24, stop catastrophizing In fact, the worst thing you can do is convince yourself you're hopeless and then give up trying to improve the situation, because you then miss out on opportunities that could have turned things around had you not given upI spent my entire 20's caught in that cycle when looking back I had hundreds of chances to turn my life around and it was never actually too late
>>738240516>Your age>What game you are currently playing>Where you are on the norwood scale>21>Call of Duty>Norwood 5
>>738240516>33>heroes of might and magic, olden era>zero signs of balding but horrendous beard, full of holes. I have to shave every single day to keep a clean look
JUST
>>73824051633 elden ring night reignNorwood 3, on fin for a few years now. Hair got a little thicker and denser but line stayed the same
>>738240516>28>Nioh 2>1Glad i have good hair genetics and i won't have to worry about going bald.
>>73824051630Drake of the 99 DragonsVA
>>738240951>all will fallapparently not
>42>Nothing as far as real games go, but Magia Exedra, I guess.>2
>>738241354>Glad i have good hair genetics
>33>Bloons TD 6>II
>>73824051639VAAlien vs Predator 2
>>738241542Now that's a great game. You have a good taste anon
>>738240516I never see It on these pictures but whats It called when your hair Is thinning only on the sides? Because thats what i have
>get a haircut>visible balding spotsIts so fucking over
/v/ - Video Games
>>738241694As long as you're in shape it doesn't matter. The whole bald shame meme is pushed by companies trying to get you to sign up for their monthly sub for hormone cream/pills or to pay for hair transplants.
>>738241520There's like 0 bald people in my entire family
>>738240516>31>look outside>I can't tell if I'm a 1 or a 2 but I'm starting to get grey hairs
>>738240516VA I started balding when I was 22, but my dad forced me to have a skinhead until I was a teenager, so I never really got to enjoy having hair.
33re3 remakeuh II i guessall these norwood scales looks so different to each other
>tfw took the baldpill ages ago>No more rogaine or snakeoil scams to regrow and copefeels good tbqfh famalam
Baldness is inevitable for me. When it happens and if I have the funds, I'm getting hair implants in Turkey.
>>738240516>35>Persona 5>approaching III
>>738241239>it was never actually too lateit is for some people
>27>bayonetta 1>norwood II>>738241792I know, honestly I think I'll look alright if I go full bald. I just like my hair :(>>738241902I didn't really get to enjoy my hair when I was younger either. Though in my case it was low self esteem. I didn't have the guts to get a fashionable hair style, I thought I'd look stupid.Now I get a nice style for my hair but its getting to the point where that won't work anymore
>>738242018Maybe, but there's also a good chance that it's not too late and you just think it is at the time. It's almost always in your best interest to assume there's still a shot and to take advantage of opportunities and to not let them pass you by, lest they are really there
>>738240516>30>retail wow>Norwood 6My mom and dad say I am handsome but i don't believe them.
>41>codex>III
>>738240516Im norwood 2 but i think it's just a mature hairline because it's been like that for a couple of years with no sign of it getting worse.
friendly reminder that if you take medication/surgery to prevent balding you're no better than a woman that gets boggedjust accept it you sad fuck
>>738241542>Alien vs Predator 224/7 Quarantine SurvivalAHHHH TAKE ME BACK
>>738240516>38>Diablo The Hell 4>V hairline, III vertex baldspot
23The Binding of IsaacNW0
>>73824051634Pathfinder WotRVA
>34>Still at 1>one or two that fade and come backShould I be worried.
>>738242074nah, some people are just fundamentally broken and will ngmi
21FF7norwood 7
>>738240516>41>I wanna play DayZ but my duo buddy hasnt been online in weeks and I'm too pussy to take mad fights on my own in Tisy/Nadbor/Volkuta>VII, so been a baldcunt for like 10 years.
why is everyone on here so scared of finasteride or dutasteride? side effects are rare
>>73824051624Darktide/TF2Norwood 2.5 I'd sayMy brother was Norwood 6 since his early 20s, I'm lucky enough to not be like him
>>738242306It's not that important to me
>>738242147This. And don't cope by shaving it all off either, that's also feminine degeneracy.
>>738242306>you dont want to alter your chemistry for vanity's sake? COWARD!mental illness
>>738242306>why don't you want to pay Goldshekel & Nosebaum $50 a month for the rest of your life just to have hair, goy, are you scared?
33Ratchet and ClankNorwood 0 :D
>>738242332>Shaving your head (the one thing women cherish most besides their face when it comes to areas on their head) is feminine degeneracyReally?
>>738242447Yes, shaving your head in the pursuit of vanity is feminine behaviour.
27still got all my hair After the smear fest nausea inducing dogshit graphics in Crimson Desert I felt like looking at something nice crisp I know the story and game sucks but I just need to walk around in an open world that's nice to look at
>>738242447women care more about how good a man you are than your looks
>>738240516>35>Space Funeral>This is what I am on the scale
>>738242524You mean money and status? I agree.
>>73824051640Pragmata 1
>>738242485Ubisoft make amazing open worlds. it's a shame their writing sucks and their gameplay is so repetitive
>>738242340>>738242363ok then dont ever bitch about your hair loss
33sts2VI and proud, i had 0 sex even with full hair i am just ugly, hair does not matter
>>738242524you ever watch a movie called the hunchback of notre dame
norwool norwool
>>738240516>26>Lost Kingdom>Heavy thinning, bald soonShould I go for the onions beard, the pedostache or cancer patient clean shave once I shave my head?
>>738242524jailbait
>>738242638you ever go outside?
>>738242697i'll take that as a yes
>>738242665bald + pedo stache
>>738242524women are absolutely as superficial as men, they just dont say it out loud
>>738242734im being so seriousgo look at couples the next time you go outsideplenty of ugly retards with women by their sidesi dont understand incel demoralization
>>738242779Shut up liaaaaaarWomen like Norwood V
>>738242306I don't want to be obsessed with my hair loss for the rest of my life taking all sorts hormone disrupting shit, it's just hair
>>738240516>25>hylics 2>between 1 and 2I hate growing up, i have a lot of regrets but i always remember my grandfather telling me "regrets never changed the past" but if I'm not regretting things or distracting myself i feel empty
>31>Isonzo and Dota 2>V or somewhere around that.
>>738242321Btw picTop left is 2 weeks regrowth, top right is 1 week I think And bottom left is the day I shaved
>>738242297>I wanna play DayZ but my duo buddy hasnt been online in weeks
>>738240516>35>various old-school Maplestory private servers>IIRecently stopped using shampoo, conditioner, and styling product in my hair and just letting it grow out right now. Pretty sure i’ve got some new growth where I normally was getting diffuse thinning. Gonna start microneedling too so hoping I can get back to a solid 1 in time.
>>738242332>don't get the most masculine style possible>get a faggy mop of curls on your head so you look like Scorpio in Dirty Harry
>>738242829Baldies are so obsessed with their hair that they cut It more often than people with hair
>>738242829thats fine but you could regret not trying to stop it earlier, and if you truly dont care about hair no more and arent coping then just quit taking it. most people should at least try unless they truly dont like having hair
>>738240516>20>Dragon Quest 3 HD, MapleStory, Fantasy Life i, Stardew Valley, Sims 4, Age of Empires 2 Joan of Arc campaign>well, I'm a biological woman, so 0
https://youtu.be/XLUnYR5ZvM0
>>738242779not saying they aren't superficial but it's less about looks for womenbeing bald is not a dealbreaker your value is not in your hairbe confident, dress well, smell good, work out and most importantly be a good man then you're already in the 90th percentile
>>738242306Just shave it, it's really not that big of a deal imo>>738242321>>738242907Like this, imo this looks fine
I'm on minoxidil for 3 months now and dermaroll eveey week and it doesn't do shit, maybe minimally
>>738242928>most masculine>preening yourself with a set of clippers just so you can force-feed yourself the illusion that you're bald by choice because you're so vain that you can't handle not having hairPick one.Shaved heads are for prisoners with lice and girls going through mental breakdowns. Which one are you?
>>738243014you gotta do finasteride or dutasteride with it otherwise all gains will fall out anyway due to no dht suppression
Should I grow a skullet or nah?
>>738242907Fucked the picture scaling my bad>>738242998I don't like it, it could be worse but it's hard to hide it once my hair have length, and I don't like going to the barber
>>738243026>clippersAre you that much of a pussy?
>>738243089I like having long hair so I just let it grow despite balding
>>738242907eye look like this
>>738243081Not trueFin will not keep the hair regrown with Min.
>>738243123>razorYou're the real pussy. I use a sharpened rock.
>>738243097>it could be worse but it's hard to hide it once my hair have lengthFair i guess, i still think shaving is fine and that the whole thing isn't serious >and I don't like going to the barberJust learn how to cut your hair and shave at home, it's what i do whenever my hair grows too long
>>73824051633ff8None of those. No bald spots, slight, but even recession
>>738240516>45>Two Beasts or not To Beast>II
>>73824051631AI limit and starsector1 to 2 maybe? I have a fuck ton of thick hair and barbers hate me.
>>7382409510 is a woman's hairline
>>738243251Toxochadmosis moment.
>Every summer shave my head>When it grows back I always think it looks way thinner>Grow out my winter coat>Thick and lush like I remember itNoice. I have significant gray patches on either side on my chin that I legit think look very stylish and refined and I'm getting salt in my temples that, again, I think looks kinda slick but I still seem to have all my hair. Including a bunch of new hair trying to explode its way out of my nostrils. I think I'm aging gracefully.Anyway, 39TimberborneThanks for reading!
33Trails in the Sky: First Chapter / Hollow Knight Silksong1 or even better. I'm lucky and have extremely thick hair and haven't lost any of it.
>>738243190 if you quit minoxidil your hair will shed and you will lose all gains from taking it. any gains with uninterrupted minxodil usage will still be lost without fin or dut because hairloss still progresses via dht so you need fin or dut to counter it. minoxidil works better with fin or dut but wont work long term without fin or dut. its best to just start with fin or dut because you might get enough growth with those alone
>>738243316>0 is a woman's hairlineYes on white people or black people but on other races it isnt rare for a man
>>738243384Okay my dermatologist might be a retard.I have a Fin spray I use every other day
>>738240516>23>RE Village>1
>troon out and get hrt>hair grows back immediately>all the (real) girls at work say i'm cute and want to hang out not today, reaper. not today.
>>738243231I'm currently letting it grow back, when I had long hair like pic related it was easier to hide it and I looked better like this imo
>>738243606sex
Norwood vs No Norwood
>>738243852incel vs slayer is only a few milimeters
>>738240516>32>nothing really in particular but I bought that tmnt rogue like for $3 on switch 2 and it was solid>probably III vertexI broke up with my gf of 3 years and immediately hooked up with a 25 year old blonde after my rugby alumni game and we’re going on a date this weekend. Don’t worry so much about balding. It’s not the end of the world. Just adapt. Work out, be confident, get a good career, be good with your finances, have at least an average sized dick(though mine is above average). I’ve had a receding hairline for a while now at this point, but it sucks noticing I now have less density of hair on my crown. Don’t worry about it. “Cowards die many times before their deaths. The valiant only death but once.”
I may be a terminally online pathetic loser incel chud but at least my hairline is intact.
>>738243014>>738243081>>738243384>>738243483>Minoxidl>finasteride>Dutasteridenone of that shit works. It's all a scam. If it really did work, balding would be solved but it still isn't.
>>738243571based transanon
>>738243852Obviously in a clown hair scenario you have to shave it off. Most guys balding do not look like this. Depending on how bad it is, you might be better off keeping it. My hair is still thick, but I’ve had a receding hairline probably started little by little in my early 20’s and now less density on the crown, but still plenty of hair. I’d say in my situation, the vast majority of women would prefer me not to shave it.
What is the best haircut if you are semi-bald?
>>738244190Perm gives you a lot of volume
>21I've had the Vegeta hairline since I was born but I'm getting kinda scared now
>>73824051636IIDaggerfall
>36>Kingdom Come 2>Norwood 1I want to say I dodged the balding bullet but not sure. James Rolfe was already showing balding by my age, right? Weren't we already posting pics of the bald spot in the back before his hairline massively receded? I know how quick these things can happen though. I can, and am, a lot of things I don't like. I just can't add baldness to it.If it does happen, at least it won't be too bad I think. I know someone my age that has just completely lost everything down the center, he's balder than my dad in his 60s.
>>738244263lol there’s gotta be an alternative to making yourself into a broccoli headed zoom zoom
Remember - ALWAYS add +1 to Norwood scale when a dude says what's his.
HAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAAHHA BALDIES BALDIES SO LAME
>>738244146Clown hair is okay if you're old enough to be gray or a decent amount of gray. It's dark bald hair that looks bad. Jason Alexander looks better now than when he played George, imo. He's older, but it just looks more normal. If I was bald, I'd dread my entire youth and beg to just be old.
>>738244190Something that embraces it, the confidence of tanking the bald is cooler than trying to hide it.
>>738240516>33>Project Epoch>between 4a/5a (it's bad)
>>738242147Should you also accept missing a front tooth without getting an implant? You can eat just fine with 1 missing tooth, so it's also mostly a cosmetic choice much like a hair implant.
>>738244652Cute gremlin get plapped
35Shadows of the Damned and X-Morph DefenseMight be 2 at this point dunno. I've always had a bighuge forehead so I dunno if I'm receding or not
>>738244090>t. norwood reaper
>>738244684if it was knocked out sure get it replacednot really comparable, teeth are actually functional
>>738242524Women only care if you're a Better Man and respect that what she did before meeting you is none of your business.
>>738242306It's a lot of commitment. It's also hard to get because you need prescription for it in many countries. It's expensive. You have to consistent. You have to at least wait 3 months to even potentially see any change and know if it's even working. You can get nasty side effects even if it's rare.
>brb just making my head a health hazard for animals and making my dick go permalimp so i can keep my failed hairline for a few more years
>>738244824Does a racist incel chud who's redeemed by love deserve to have his past forgotten as well?
is there anything more cucked than losing your hair?
>>738244879Having a daughter
>almost 40>just finished Death Stranding 2 (PC), might start Pragmata>almost VABeen loosing hair since 19, remember the suddenness of it too, was in the shower and couldn't believe how much hair was falling out.Yeah I did panicked at the time but for the longest I've been shaving it off.I don't know if there will be a cure at some point but I hope it happens for the sake of the younger bros, I say this because when I had most of my hair I had confidence, also women do like guys with hair.
>tfw spent $15k on hair transplant because i couldn't cope any longer>tfw 38 years old boomer that looks like a 17 year oldIdc if it was like 8 months of disposible income. It was 100% worth it.
>>738244932Don't you still have to use hair meds like finterside or whatever?I'm kinda hoping for that cure, a one time use.
>>738243953>just be confident brogreat advice, fagbutt
>>738244932I take oral fin+min once a day. Tiny pills so i don't reall care. They're also really cheap. I get a years supply of both for about $500
37SarosBetween II and III
>>738244867It's never a problem, those remain single forever or troon out. You're already talking about troon medications, it's the first step.
>>738240516Always had a high hairline/huge forehead but at least had thick dense hair. Then the moment I turned 20 I lost so much hair density and my hairline got pushed up even further.
>>738245069oops meant to quote >>738244978
>>738241354just wait, I was 28 once, thought oh It's never gonna happen to me my hairline is intact, then a few years later.... well shit can just genetically start at any moment for you.
>30+ thread gets deleted>everyone was talking about videogames>this stays up
All these desperate balding guys really explains all the insecurity on this board
>>738245140Both should be deleted with their OP getting a 3-day vacation
>>738244289>I've had the Vegeta hairline since I was bornsame and it started receding in my early 20s
>use minoxidil>want more and faster gains and feel like just applying it topical doesn't penetrate the skin enough (even though it probably does)>spray that shit into my mouth everyday>become hairy like an ape>heart feels like it's about to explode every single day>start collapsing every time I stand up to quickDon't take topical finasteride orally.
>>738241257im headed there but its two equally long lines to the side and its going down towards the ears for some reasonit will end so retardedly unique looking that i might just leave it
>>738244652
>>738241495sis...
>>738241019I have a friend that is 26-V and he managed to score a couple of times
>>738242962>being bald is not a dealbreakerit is. I find it annoying some you preach this idea of giving up control then you immediaely default to boosting your apperance in every other area. It has the same thing of cope of a PUA trying to sell you into "being confident" or just "not having the right approach", sometimes people just don't like you, you could be a fat ogre and maybe that bitch is degenerate enough to fantasize about you debasing her, who knows.it's not a big deal, having an agenda behind of this is extremely gay. Just wear whatever and if pussy is that important get a hooker and be done with it.
>>738240516>22>Inaeuma Eleven 3 Team igres and I also recently started Jak 1 > II
>>738240516>38>Icewind Dale 1>better than 1 on that chart
>>738241257I hate my hair parting because when light hits it it basically looks like this. I have hair that goes to my shoulders with a hairline that's 1 or 2 but the second I'm out in the sun it's almost exactly that picture.
>>738240516>32>a little bit of HoMM Olden Era>VI, but I shave it all off
>>7382447901 single missing tooth does not make that much of a difference, I'm speaking as someone who had 3 missing. By that logic hair is also functional. It keeps the head warm in winter, and protects from UV rays. Baldies are at a huge risk of skin cancer if they don't wear hats or sunscreen on their dome, because the scalp is used to being protected by the hair which is very good at shielding UV.
I'm cursed with so many things but not balding. I don't understand how so many people get that shitty end of the stick. Why are there people half my age balding while I'm not? Why is my uncle 65 with a full head of hair but my friend in his 30s is full Larry David? Why was there a 16 year old balding when I was in high school? I think about this a lot. I really feel for you baldies, just remember someone is always thinking of you. No one deserves this.
>>738245205based sheriff of Norwood Forrest
>>738242876is it still possible to find matches in isonzo?
>>73824051637Tainted Grail Fall of AvalonNorwood 0
>>738245381
>>738245340Thanks bro, I appreciate. Now go out there and slay pussy like I never could. And remember to check your gf's dad's hairline before you make children since balding is passed mostly through X chromosome on the Father- > Daughter line.
>32>Noita, Touhou, MGS2, and various indieshit titles.>better than I; the line is straight, there is no sign of male balding.
Topical finasteride makes my balls ache every other week, is that normal?
>>738245197>being mentally retarded Many such cases.
28Mega Man X on and off with Pragmata1, perfect hairline
>>738240516games for this feel?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WrhM-8eCHks
>>738243316Is this your new cope? Calling us non-balding chads womyn? Lol
>>738245626>chadsLmao.
>>73824051639Teggen8, SF6V
>>738245636Yes not being bald makes me chad
>>738240516>35>Kenshi>2 to 3I dont care about balding but I rather dislike that I cant have longer hair now without it looking inconsistent because the parts that thinning look terrible, so I just shave it all so its the same length at least.
35MaplestoryVI (I shave my head)
One of us,One of us.One of us!
>>738245648>Villains who are retaliating against misdeeds done to them>Irenicusthis retard has done everything wrong and rejected everyone who wanted to help him to be a woe-is-me emo
>>738240516>27>Persona 5 Royal>IBaldness doesnt run in my family but my hair's got stress white streaks. my wife thinks it's cute, so who am I to complain
>>7382405161. 382. Deltarune3. IIII must live to rape the doe and marry the dino tomboy
>>738241854>likedon't worry anon, you'll be the fortunate son
>>738245929https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3RmQTYLD398
>36>Helldivers 2>Norwood 2 but my sides are quite gray, soon I'm gonna look like Paulie from Sopranos
>>738245648Heisenberg would probably be a better pick in Great tier than a one shot wizard joke from Smiling Friends
>>738246008>>738245893The entire image is completely retarded anyway
>>738246008Did you not watch the show?
I have a slight empty patch on my cheek/beard, any games to fix it? by games I mean a local cream or something to make some hair grow?
32Maybe I or II, but hair is still long, I get grey hairs here and therePlaying Sifu, awesome and underrated game
>>738240516>23>School of Dragons>Er, I or II, I guess?..
>>738245205>just fuck my shit up
>>738245648>Hannibal Lecter>Compulsively probes peoples' traumas for personal satisfaction at his own intellect and the ability to hurt them with it.>Wow, what a mystery, he's so random!
>>73824051621E33VA
>>738245648Getting bald is a result of having evil/unclean thoughts. This is why baddies are often pictured as baldsters, as it's a natural result of being an evil wanker. It's a God's way of pointing and saying "trust not what this enbaldened evildoer says!". Don't trust heavily balding/baldsters and especially not trannoids.
>>738240516>42>Warframe >3
>>738246579Shut it down! The haries know
>>73824051629DS1I probably have more hair than the rest of the thread put together.
>>738240516>22>Marvel Rivals >I My father has been telling me, i'm going bald but I think he's coping because he's in III
>>738240516>31>Cyberpunk 2077 & Medieval II Total War w/ Stainless Steel mod>V/VI but thinning those areas still have some hair for now
>use minoxidil>hair grows everywhere except on my head
>>738240516>19>GFL2>VI
>>738246756post bootiful hair bhabi
>>738246797That's funny, I'm 23 and between I and 2 but my mom insists that I'm not balding. Rivals too.
>>738246579I'm the most evil person I interact with regularly and my hair is fine
>>738240516>>738240516>36>III vertex>Stalker 2I was a bit surprised but I got good chances that there won't be much more loss. And even if so then idc, Ill go jason statham haircut then
>>738240516>36>tears of the kingdom >II or III i can't tell
>>738246893
>>738246579Bald men typically look more aggressive. It's also connected to higher than average testosterone so there is something to it. Generally speaking, the warrior aesthetic is usually connected to baldness
Call of duty (first game and all parts me), cry of fear, afraid of monsters, postal, honkai star rail,I have no mouth and I must scream
>>738240516>39>Old World, Age of Mythology Retold and Disco Elysium>between II and III, with a hint of IIIA
>>738240516>40>pragmata>none of those since I have a full head of hair which gets beautifully long and curly if I let it grow.
>>738240516>29>Hell Let Loose>VII+I accepted baldness and chose to shave my head rather than use meds. I thought about a transplant but between the costs and the after care commitment I couldn't be bothered. I grew out a sharp, angular chin strap beard and I have been told I look kingly. Generally speaking, I stopped caring after about half a year of not having hair.
36Witcher 3Norwood 1
>>738246579We should have women in charge then because someone who is immune to mpb must have nothing but lovely thoughts. :o
38Pokemon Yellow GBCBetween 6 and 7I started balding at 18. I'm the only one of 3 boys to lose his hair. Even my own dad in his 60s has all his hair. I've been shaving since 23. There's an unspoken truth deep down inside everyone that bald people are just ugly and laughable. I have dreams where I wake up, go in the bathroom to take a shower, and when I look in the mirror all my hair is back like when I was a teenager. I'm so shocked and happy that I call my wife in to see. She comes in and a look of genuine joy draws across her face. She's running her fingers through my hair and it feels amazing. I am happy. Then I wake up staring at the ceiling and can feel the breeze made by my fan hitting my smooth head and am forced to realize what that heavenly moment just was. I've been having this dream randomly for the last 15 years.I used to be suicidal and early on when it was just a bald spot on the back of my head, I wanted to put a shotgun barrel in my mouth and make the bald spot the exit point. Blow it the fuck away.
>>738240516I look like Strelok but have a wife and 3 kids. My best friend who has the same hairline as he did when we were kids cant land a steady girlfriend and is constantly having problems.
>tfw 32 and no hair loss at allThanks mom and dad for based genes
>>73824051633, still at 1 but i'm already going silver
>>738247580thats true my sisters all said a bald man isnt a man at all and beat me up and mock me my mom also said bald is ugly and my dad laughs at me and says I look older then he does. at school everyone agrees having hair is better and that I look stupid and was called cancer patient. I was beat up by everybody and spit on by girls who said bald is ugly. I am 21 and am thinking about killing myself
>>738247105kill yourself
>>738247696Post hair or GTFO
>tfw N1 at 35>older brother was V1 in his early 20s and has been having to shave his head ever sinceGenetics are funny
>>738240516My childhood friend went bald in his 20s and threw himself off a bridge when the meds he took to reverse it failed. His girlfriend left him for a guy with a full head of hair.
>>738241354If you're 28 and not NW 0 you'll go bald eventually.
>>738247105Hippie
>>738240516My dad is bald but looks cool so I accepted it
>>738247650>dad and uncles and cousins all have agent 47 hairlines
>>738240516I knew a guy at high-school who was at stage 4 already. It was over for him before it ever began
>>738240516I have a II but have always shaved my head because I absolutely hate the feeling of hair.
>>738247826You should only really care about your male relatives from your mom's side as male pattern baldness is inherited from the mother.
>>738247874Do you shave your balls/flaps and ass as well?
>>738247943Naw, thats too effeminate for me.
>>738247580>dreams about hair going backI have them too now and then
>>738247954Intriguing. I've never heard of anyone hating hair in the way you do. I mean I shave as well, but it's mostly just because it's convenient.
>>738247580>I wanted to put a shotgun barrel in my mouth and make the bald spot the exit point. Blow it the fuck away.Even if this was a larp that was pretty good.
>>738248036Ever since I was a kid I insisted on a buzzcut. Maybe it's a sensory thing, I never really analyzed it. For example, wet hair makes me physically uncomfortable, I hate how it looks and feels. I see guys here talking suicide over hair loss and I genuinely wish I could exchange what ive got with them.
>>738240516>27>Baldurs Gate 3>VII have a 1940s style cut but the front bangs are thinning hard now and my hairline has receded massively...the bald spot can be somewhat concealed with combing but those hairs are thinning intensely, I reckon I got a year or 2 years at most before I shave it. im sad and self conscious about it
>28>HoI4>Norwood 2It's bleak
>>738247883>maternal granpa at 19
>>738248487I bet that guy fucked and had a big family. Stop worrying about your hairline
>>738240516>26>nothing>norwood 3starting dutasteride but i got denied oral minox due to heart issues and family history
>>738248487Sorry for your loss...
>>738248558say goodbye to your cock
>>738240516>30>Ascension>Norwood 2
glowie data collection thread
>>738240516>52>Napoleon total war>VAHad a V and VI until my mid 40s when it all went to shit after I got surgery done on my knee.
>every male relative is fat>every male relative is bald>almost every male relative is a manlet>I'm a fat manlet running from the norwood reaperI'm sick of the personal responsability meme. My body was destroyed by genetics. My life was ruined before it even began.
>>738248752You can control being fat.
>>738245161literally like 3 ppl in the thread have considerable balding lol
>>738240516>34>fall guys (dying game)>7skinhead. all of the men on both sides of my family were bald so it was inevitable.
>>738248584willing to risk it im gay anyways
>>738248698Thats fine I suffocated a chinese police officer in my 20s when I was drunk and touring there on a rented motorcycle. We threw his body off the side of the highway which was on a cliff edge.
>>738240516This meme no longer makes sense now that hair transplants exist and are popular.
>>738248752you can eat less bro your ancestors arent force feeding you donuts
>>738240516>65>Close Combat A Bridge Too Far>III vertexMY father had a strong hairline but both my grandfathers were bald my son has a receding hairline and my grandkids are too young to tell
>>73824051633Lineage 2 II or III
>>738248968They're expensive and dont always work. A decent transplant that has a chance of working will cost around 15,000 euro
>>738249093>65
>>738249331Hate to break it to you, but you'll never leave.
>>738248517are you norwood 3 or above? if not then stfu
>>738240516>37>II but kinda large forehead and high hairline since birth. Luckily growing and weightlifting helped balance me out. Really just some thinning but hair is still thick af.>games Lol
>>738240516>45>tainted grail>Itook the ringer of hair recovery options in my 20s when I noticed my hair falling out and did a transplant with Finn and stuff. problem is I cant keep a boner without pills and my cum is watery
>>738246932my parents insisted i wasnt balding too and now im approaching norwood 4 like 3-4 years later
>>738240516When I was 12 my sister who was 16 gave me a hand job
>>738247559Women are born evil and only molded by Men's society to learn and exhibit positive traits. When that is no longer enforced, we're faced with a situation where women feel the need to be "like men", a natural reaction to a "lack of protection" instinct, meanwhile men try to become what they consider "to be a woman". It's an untenable situation where everyone involved is bound for failure.
>>738249093Oldest of all the fags, I applaud you and extol your excellence, ancient one...!
>>738247580Anon, you still've got your "shot" at blowing the bald away. Make it all disappear, only sweet, sweet hair's embrace from now on.
>>738247580lolI mean my condolences
>>738247580wait, you have a wife and you want to kill yourself over being bald?is this bait? are you a troll?
>>738245626Lol no, I've even donated my hair while being on hairline 1 since I was a kid. Post your hairline, fag
reminder that moot left this place before he reached 28 because he understood that stagnation would kill the boardwhy are you still here
>>738250507My life is stagnant
>>738240516>24>ghost of Tsushima>I
>>738250580fix it
>31>Dead or Alive Ultimate>I
>>738245205You mean kinda like t-bag from prison break?
>44>WH40K Space Marine II> between III and IV ?>>738240646>have had a ridiculous forehead since childhood so it looks worse than it isI know yhat feel
>>738250746no
>>738242147Yeah. Can't be bothered to even look into it.
>>73824051645factorio, hyke and nekoparai'm not on this chart yet, but maybe 4 in a few years, who knows
>>73824051630Too many at the same time, but the last single player I touched was DMC V 2 days ago, mission 16. My hairline looks 1, but I am diffuse thinning, I would prefer it to be 3 and have thick hair.
>>73824051636FFXI1
>>738250340This timestamped sentence explains it perfectly: https://youtu.be/iK8SH0vEKnY?t=37s
>>73824051641bouncing between Hyrule Warriors & Castlevania Advance CollectionLike a 0, or -1
>>73824051624MarathonNorwood 2. Been here my whole life, and judging by my relatives, it won't get worse until I'm pushing 80.
>>738240516>37>Returnal and Dwarf Fortress>V-VI shaved head
>>738240516>23>Mewgenics>IIII take pleasure in waxing it
>>738240516this is so fucked up
Its oveeeeer for bald boyoooos
>>73824051631esoteric ebbnot on the scale, have a straight hairline
>>738240516>31>Pragmata>VI-VII
>>738240516>34>Armored Core: Nexus>VI
>>73824051633 balding subhuman.
>>73824051629NikkeI, but I am trans with long hair and none of my relatives have ever gone bald so I'm good forever
>>738240516had perfect hairline til i went traveling and caught some skin disease in hotelwent to doc and got prescription, cleaned skin up to normal again but lost hairline since then. I believe the skin disease isnt fully gone.I now suspect a lot of it is actually disease and not aging so im warning here to be more careful where you sleep.
>>738240516>29>deadcells>Norwood 1
>>738254692same I started trooning out just to lock this shit down, probably will get the booba removed and just bishimaxx for the rest of my existence. It's a heavy weight off my shoulders to know I will NEVER bald.
>>738254692>>738254885Is it too late to start this in my 30sI don't want the breasts though or to have to deal with surgery to get rid of them
>26>abiotic factor>2.5I wish finasteride was OTC
>>738240516>24>Ape Escape 3>IIA or III
>>738240765This nigga looks like my lesbian half sister kek. Also he probably fucked your favorite Vtuber.
>>738255081I started at 29, so I don't think so. I mean i've only been at it for a little over 3 months. Whatever boob growth I had I think already stalled, and it hardly looks like gyno. Also my skin looks way better, and is soft, and not oily, and I don't get acne anymore.
33/homm olden era/i'm not balding lmao
>>738247580>I wanted to put a shotgun barrel in my mouth and make the bald spot the exit point
>>738245648kek
>36>DoDonPachi DaiOuJou: Rinne Tensei>VI, approaching VIIStarted going bald when I was a teenager. Not that I cared. Caring about your looks is for normalfags
>38>Mountain Blade>1
>>73824051630Sims 41.5 or so, been on minox for a few months and will probably get on fin/duta this year
see >>738246175
34Captain of IndustryI don't think my hairline has receded but I've always had a 5head and wore long hair my entire life so it's hard to tell from photos. I started greying in my mid 20s though. Its not a lot but enough for me to have noticeable white streaks on my hair by now. I think it's cool though so I don't mind even if it possibly makes me look older. If anything I'm sort of mildly disappointed because I thought that since it started early it would have gone faster and it would have been funny to have grey hair very young, but it seems like I'll just get there on normal schedule anyway.
>>738242237It's basically a self-fulfilling prophecy. They are fundamentally broken because they believe themselves to be. The world is full of complete and utter retards, degenerate, scumbags, mutants, and losers who still manage to get by in life.
>>73824051635Crash Team Racing Nitro FueledNorwood III don't really feel like I've aged much since I was a teen. My feet hurt when I get home from work but that's the only difference I've noticed
>>738240516>>Your age27>>What game you are currently playingSFIII 3rd strike, and dabbling in other fighters as well. >>Where you are on the norwood scaleNW2
>>73824051638I don't play videogames and haven't had a job in 15 yearsNorwood 1
>>738240516how bad is 2? asking for a friend
>29>Valkyria Chronicles>Left side of my head is a norwood 1, right is a norwood 2 or 3. I think because I sleep with the right side of my head resting on the pillow.
>>738243168This is the correct way to live.
>>738258709Too bald for loveToo bald for anythingTo bald to even be alive
>>738258709Think mark hamill or johnny depp or dicaprio. No one gives a fuck and most men will progress to this, and it often it stops there. No big deal.
37BalatroVII also can't grow a beard.Considering going with the Heihachi cut and just embrace this joke I call life.
My hair pretty much looks like this guy's.I dont know, bald doesnt always look better than receding imo.I see so many guys go straight to just always shaved when they generally look fine with hair still evej if its obviously they're balding.
>>738240516>31>Modded Skyrim> I. I'm blonde and can't grow a beard, so my hairline is not going anywhere any time soon
>>738244263It's a shame it looks so awful
>>73824051633FfxivUsed to be III but got on min and fin and now I'm II
>>738258798Chad embrace is the way. I think it relies on having relative thick hair to pull it off even if the hairline is receding though. If it thinks out a lot like it does for some guys it might not be doable.
The best solution is simply don't give a fuck and don't even bother styling it. There's a guy that walks the door at the park in front of my house and he literally looks like the crypt keeper and I'm sure he's under 40.
No Norwood but 1/3rd grey hair, even getting grey eyebrows, but no grey beard, the fuck ? 35 - Pragmata
>>738242524Holy bluebilled
>>738259024A receding hairline suits a more rugged older face, so it gets easier to pull off with age. Jude law is a good example. But you gotta work with what you got, pick something flattering. Sometimes that means a buzzcut, but people are too quick to buzz sometimes.
>>738259191>min and finwhats thisalso what race do you play
>>73824051632IBannerlord and Ghostwire: Tokyo
>Year of our Lord 2026>imagine not being on fucking fin+minMy hair was almost cooked, it was like straight see-through in the back and my hairline was receding rapidly. Started finasteride a few years ago and it stabilized and got slightly better, started min as well and now it's just a bit thin in the back but looks miles better, plus my hairline came back out, sure it's not as good as it was when I was 18, but it's just a bit further back and has stabilized.
>33>Crystal Project>even more perfect than I
>>738259024At a certain point it is literally just face structure and ethnicity. The hairline in the pic you posted is literally just a German looking forehead. I've had what would be considered Norwood 3 since I was 15 and I still have the exact same hairline despite being over double that age.
>>73824051625IWoW ascension/ Skyrim
>>738244090Balding isn't solved because those drugs>Often require a prescription>Have potential (but rare) side effects>Aren't effective for everyone>Might not be worth committing to your whole lifet. Norword 0.5 and taking Dutasteride
>>738240516>Age29>GamesJuggling a lot atm. Last played was Mouse PI.>Norwood scaleZero. By the grace of God, I have my full hairline completely intact.
>>738240516>34>Counter-Strike 2>III
>>738240516A girl rejected me for a fucking faggot looking retard who had IV while I have long thick hair.It did a number on me and this happened last summer and I'm still not over it. I feel so fucking ugly and shit and I don't think I'll ever get over it.
>>738260594How tall are you
>>738260656Uh-ooooohhhhhh
>>73826065694 inches
>>738260754Wemby?
>>738240516>29>Been at work so Chess. Not sure what to play now I'm back.>>738240951 O like this guy, I've gone through periods of thinking I was balding, but every barber I've seen assures me I'm not.Feel bad for my brother: 26 and V. He's got a girlfriend and I don't though, so...
>>738260594>long thick hair I sincerely hope you don’t mean long as in „women’s haircut long“ cause the 70s called and even they don’t want that gay men trend back Otherwise, don’t give up mate, remember: Bitches and Hoes>>738260754Shaquille O Neil, is that you ?
>>73824051628NW VINuclear OptionI started balding at 16
>>738261149>balding at 16Have you embraced it yet?
>>738259630minoxidil and finasteridehair loss medicationcatgirl
>>738261232nope, had a transplant at 21. I'll need at least one more since it stopped looking acceptable 2 years ago. I keep putting it off because I'm scared of the outcome.
>>738240516>35>Cyberpunk 2077 >not balding at all
>>738260594>still seething over some walking hole rejecting him a year laterkek
>>73824051653Cyberpunk, FF Remake. wegs,III.>>738240951>0 Glorious.
>>738261369Hey if you have the money for it, don't give up on it. Lebron and Elon didn't.
>>738261383Incel
>>738240516>36>nioh 3 with the wife>3, but i've been shaving my head since i was 17best life advice i can give any white guy my age here; marry a latina 10+ years younger than you that wants a million kids. white western women are not worth it at all, and the latinas wants older white men. just get yourself a half-native, or white one. theirs tons of them and they were all raised to want big families. and none of that 4th generation bullshit, 2nd generation latina americans is where you draw the line. mine was born in mexico, and came here when she was 9.
>>73824051633MSFS 20242.5, on fin and min
>>738261693>theirs
>>738261513Its pretty much my only option at this point. It wasn't a hackjob but you could tell if I shaved my head where the work was done. If this had happened now, or even say 4 years ago, I wouldn't have bothered.
>>738261693>Hello My Fellow White MenAfternoon, Isaac Bergstein
>>738240516>36>Battlefield 6>I or II
>>738240670I feel like guys are graying so much earlier than they used to for some reason. So many early millennials and late gen X I see online are majority gray already. Right in pic is closer to a mid millennial than early millennial at 40, and he's already super gray.
>>738261979Or fewer men are bothering with dying their hair
>>738261979This >>738262110 dying your hair is actually very common among baby boomers and some gen x, it never carried over to millennials. Turns out my boomer dad was graying in his 20s, and he only stopped dying it in his late 60s. Same thing with my uncles and other older guys I know.
>>738262110I do think women in this age range are likely graying at the rate, but dying at higher rates. I only specified men since that's what I can actually see.
fuck video games
>>738245626NW0 legitimately makes guys look like old lesbians. There's no reason to prefer it over NW1 which is also a non-balding NW.
>>738240516>33>Mouse>norwood I
>>73824051646DwarvesNorwood 2, but that's just the way my hairline has been since childhood. If you are balding, do everyone a favor and don't reproduce.
>>738241257The forbidden inverted mohawk.
>>73824051628MorrowindVIhair started falling out senior year of hs
Thank fuck I'm not white and never going bald lmao
>>73824051635SWAT 4 and Simcity 4Norwood 2, has pronounced to where spiking my hair up makes it obvious, thankfully i still got thicc follicles so I can hide it just wearing it down.It's also weird but reassuring seeing elder zoomers like 8 years younger than me balding.>>738261979I know a dude only a year older than me and he's literally totally gray at 36. Meanwhile I'm just getting some discoloration on the sides.
>Thank fuck I'm not white
>>738262665My mom was completely grey by age 30 and has been dyeing her hair ever since. My sister isn't as much but she has a lot of gray hair in her late 20s but she has ligth hair so it's a bit less notable. For me it started in my 20s too, by mid 30s I look like steve form gamers nexus, just slimmer. Dad wasn't grey that early, we must have inherited the hair genes from my mums side.Maybe boomers really did dye their hair "secretly" and just didn't talk much about it.
>>738240516>38>II>Been playing quite a bit of Deadlock
>>738240516>ws at 3 vertex>panicking, but gf sent me to a nutritionist and a skin specialist>hair back to normal>age 36only retard shut ins get bald.
>>738266065So what did the nutritionist say? I suspect I could eat a bit better than I currently do, but don't know what specifically might affect hair.
>>738240516>38>street fighter 3 third strike>2.5, I don't have so much of a narrow peak, its broad like II
>>738266065If your balding was solely due to nutrition then you are the retard.
>>73824051634runescape3Norwood 2
>>738261979i've been shaving my head with a clipper since i was 17, way before my hair started even thinning, i always just liked the stone cold steve austin/goldberg look. they also inspired me to hit the gym hard, so i became muscle bald with goatee at 20. here's sean connery in the 60s. he was 31.
29, I've been norwood 1/2 since the day I was born but at least no hair loss. I'm happy with my lot all things considered.I'm playing MHTri
>31>Tainted Grail: Fall of Avalon>Between I and II
>>738240516>>Your age23>>What game you are currently playingragnarok online, little witch nobetta>>Where you are on the norwood scale2used to be 4 but i started hrt and it saved me
>>738250436They are using your hair to make clones for their human experiments.
Just use a wig, dumbfucks
>>738240516>34>CK3>IIA I think but it's hard to tell because I shave my head every day
>>73824051630Kind of between games so I'm just playing Caves of Qud and DarktideI'm not on the Norwood scale
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