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>>738251175we use the wilted rose now, unc
>>738250583Why even keep calling it 007 if its just going to be modern faggot slop like every other slop movie game made?
>>738251239unc did NOT get the memo *wilted rose emoji* *wilted rose emoji* *wilted rose emoji*
Craig Bond was already woke as hell, can it even get worse?
>>738250583>it’s like hitman, but linear, more ‘cinematic sequences’ and if you get caught you can use ‘charisma’ to make a funny one liner and escape Holy fucking shit this sounds terrible and my expectations were not high at all. Hitman contracts was one of my favourite games and my reward for living another two decades is this garbage >>738251478Quantum of solace on Xbox 360 will be a better game than this
>>738251573>>it’s like hitman, but linear, more ‘cinematic sequences’ and if you get caught you can use ‘charisma’ to make a funny one liner and escape>what if we turned hitman into a sony moviegame?its going to be kino diluted by the exact percentage of moviegame dna it has. hitman woa is one of the best games of the past decade, but the more uncharted you add to it, the worse its going to get
>>738250583>you expect me to misgender you?>no mr. bond i expect you to die!
>>738251382To taint the name and the memory. The same reason every medieval or fantasy story gets diversified. So you don't have anything left that's better than Current Year(tm).
>>738250583Already removed from my wishlist. I am clearly not in the audience.
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>>738250583Do you guys seriously fucking believe this is acceptable in the current year?https://files.catbox.moe/x77vpu.webm
>>738250583If that's their sentiment, then they shouldn't be making a Bond game. Just let the franchise die and make a spiritual successor. Yes, it's probably less financially sound, but it would be artistically sound.
This is the first Bond game in 14 years and they're going to fuck it up. I'd love to see their internal numbers.>>738253347If they made a straight 60s Bond video game I think it would do well. I do not have much confidence in this game based on their choice of characters and DLC.
>>738250583Nobody cares about the ephemeral "modern values". If they did a 60s Bond it "could" have historical value (they do not have the historical skills nor the honesty to portray it though). Instead there would be blacks and browns everywhere and girlbossing and ZERO children in the streets. Do you know that back in the 60s it was normal to see children and pregnant women daily?
>>738253347i have to admit, this is problematic.
>>738250583why does it look like a ps3 game?
>>738253989>and ZERO children in the streets.To be fair this is mostly a rating thing, most M rated games don't have children in them
>>738253989>it was normal to see children and pregnant women daily?Why does everyone just gloss over how pregnancy occurs?Women literally walk around proud of being pregnant, but it is 100% proof that you fucked raw and a man came inside your vagina and the sperm went into your cervix. Like am I fucking insane? Everybody just avoids the subject. Pregnancy is PROOF of being creampied, and they walk around proud of it.Disgusting ape bitches
>>738252824I even know who's behind it! Pic unrel
>>738250583>still a white maleoy vey he better be gay
>>738253347>the special effect slapbased
>>738255034Bond games should be made for 30+ straight white men. Everybody else has plenty of franchises to choose from at this point. I knew this game was doomed when they made 'Bond' a metrosexual twink kid who makes quips and 'prefers non-violent solutions' (yeah they actually said this)
>>738254367Yeah, he should have pinned her down and fucked her.
>>738254601Were you dropped (on your head) by a stork?
>>738250583>>738253347>No Connery Bond game with a dedicated slap buttonI guess they don't want money.
>>738253347Yes. Anyone who doesn't find this acceptable should simply get exiled.
>>738254601I mean, you too are proof that your mother got creampied like a whore, yet here you are instead of offing yourself immediately.
>HELLO, VIDEO GAME STUDIO? ONE JAMES BOND GAME PLEASE, WITHOUT THE JAMES BOND!
>>738250583so what will the flop cope be? will they claim people don't like bond anymore? will they claim gamers are racist because this has brown people in it which means everyone has to buy it? will they come up with some fresh new excuse?
>>738255264he's right. sometimes you see these older professional looking women with kids and think about how disgusting it is that they've almost certainly begged for cum on their faces and love big hard cock and sent pictures of their twats to men. Women are disgusting.
>What if we took away everything that made James Bond cool?
>>738253347That was a nice dive in the background casually in what I assume it's a hotelI'm very okay with that
>>738250583My modern values are not to buy games that don't respect me.
I don't give a fuck that he's gonna play second fiddle to a black woman and rave about immigration or whatever, my main problem is that the cover shootan looked absolutely dogshit
>>738253347I miss old Bond.
>>738255786Respect is earned.
>>738255826>I don't give a fuck that he's gonna play second fiddle to a black womanIt's not the primary reason I won't buy this game but it's another nail in the coffin. Just completely unneccesary and you know they did it to provoke what should be their primary target market group. But they can't help themselves, in their heads they are making some bold statement but it's just boring at this point.
>>738255903Not when you're providing goods or services. You either respect your target audience unconditionally, or you'd better find a new one quick.
>>738253347The fact that Sean Connery is displaying more hair on his chest than most of the younger generation can sprout from their head anywhere but a "softboi beard", would lead to screeching to start before any of woman related stuff.
>>738255761Fucking hell. That's just how he unwinds after a long day of diving.
>>738250583What modern values?
I can only accept a jogger protag in a Bond game if he's Felix Leiter made playable for co-op missions.
>>738251478Did you see the most recent book? Bond is tasked by the king to stop a far-right British political party from winning an election. And why did they want to stop them? I am not joking...because the party was anti-pronouns and anti-bike lanes. The bike lane issue seemed especially important. They mention it over and over throughout the book.
>>738254585THese rating systems have become part of the problem. Its just like how Japan's CERO went from >Oh my a flash of panties, this is wholesome fun for most everyone!to>Panties indicate a game for adults only, or maybe the highest teen rating possible. Sorry, even if its inadvertent camera angles its NOT OKAY as the gaijin will have a shit fit. An M rated game having kids and pregnant women walking around as NPCs who dive out of the way as you kill the bad guys should be different from one where you actually execute the kids or shotgun blast the pregnant belly or whatever the fuck. The rating systems for awhile were there to enable greater options and avoid censorship but now we're moving backwards where it instead leads to self censorship to retain certain ratings.
>>738251478There were a handful of things that I thought of as woke in the very last (or maybe last two? I thin Skyfall was the last decent one) Craig movie and the ending of course ruined it, but weren't all the previous ones decent enough? Skyfall literally had a whole sequence where Judi Dench was listing out >Actually no, this modern world still needs what Bond provides and all of you fuckers are going to be fucked over if you pretend that's not the case.His main enemy in Javier Bardem was literally a former 00 Agent who pretty much as a "Bond from the Good Ol Days" - who had the gadgets/tech ability, excellent aim, and was pretty much contrasted against Bond who nearly died (becase niggapenny fucked up and shot his ass instead) and was held together with drugs and booze with a long career for a nation that had forgotten about him and his value taking its toll. In the end, Bardem's character fucks up because of his desire to make M pay for what she did in the past, and Bond needs to go back to the old ways at his old country manor in order to take him down.
>>738253347how the fuck was this allowed in the boomer days?
>>738256761That is woke. The plot of Skyfall is "the world is becoming woke and no longer wants glowies fighting illegal shadow wars. But they don't realize that glowies are fighting illegal shadow wars to spread woke!"
>>738250583Am I the only one who thinks that oldschool Bond would right now hit like a fucking truck? Trying to modernize Bond is really tone deaf, people loved the cheese.
OP is a faghttps://arch.b4k.dev/v/search/image/Md6qXISy9DHjmDBBZNUxow/
>>738254601Are you retarded? Your yourself is the proof that an ovum and a sperm combined, you yourself are the proof that homosexuality is wrong and that only male and female are compatible, but it's not limited to you, everything you see, plants, animals, insects, are also proof of that same concept.
>>738255903>you need to earn respect of a company trying to sell you a productlmaoI don't know about you but I ALWAYS stand up and yell McDonalds when I see the commercial, just in case the smart TV can add to my LexusNexus® GoodGoy™ Points and I can get a free 5% coupon (in app only) for my next McChiggen
>modern valuesReddest of flags I've seen this year. What are modern values?Grooming of kids to epstein 2.Putting niggers, poos and and strong women on a pedestal.MTX for ingame items to shorten the grind.accessibility (make games dumb and shallow).Early access (you pay for beta testing).Ignore serious or thought provoking themes, just consoom more slop. Did I miss something?
>>738259145Ummmm YIKES!? We're not going back! We're in the current year! Now it's time for women to make HERstory. Let's win this!
>>738250583>modern valuesLike sucking dicks, rimming niggers and fucking kids?
>>738254601That's because people, especially back in the day, implicitly understood that women are for breeding and (almost) everyone has sex. Only because of the modern autism of completely segregating sex from everything non-sexual is this considered weird. Boomers watched action movies with tits and sex scenes and had pinup posters. Sex and sexual interest is as normal as it gets.Also, you can do this with anything. I'd say 99.999% of men masturbate or have masturbated before. Imagine if women were like>I bet he touches himself, dirty wanker. I bet he tugs on his cock and covers himself in cum. It just sounds mentally ill or like they're the one with the fetish, so that is how you sound as well.
>>738250583Sounds like a very good reason not to buy the game.
>>738260423Nice double shield, both your argument and what playstation is doing in the webm.
>>738251478It can always get worse.
>>738253347>slap soundAbsolute cinema.
>>738250583bond is very clearly glowie propaganda that reframes government tyranny as badass.But reframing it with "modern values" wont change that, only hide it from plain sight, which in a way makes it all the more malicious.
>>738250583>>738259145>Bond in his 30s-40s flirting with jailbaitsThis will piss off men from both sidesLefties because he's a pedo for not following the half his age plus seven ruleRighties because it's Jewish propaganda to normalize uncs stealing our girls
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>>738257924James Bond is supposed to be a controversial anti-hero. A rebel.He was obsessed with tailored suits, expensive perfume, carefully mixed drinks and gambling at a time when many people were experiencing poverty.
>>738261818The Connery Bond wasn't flirting with jailbaits though. Every woman Connery slept with was definitely half age + seven. The Bond girl look was curvy (1960s curvy meaning tits and hips, not modern fatass curvy) and mature.
>>738250583Is he suppose to be young James bond or something cos he looks and sounds like a twink
>>738262336Somewhere along the way people lose sight of that aspect of the character. They see Bond womanizing and say "wow, that wouldn't fly now". But the thing is, it didn't fly in-universe then. All of the people Bond works with remark on his womanizing and unprofessionalism in the old films. I don't see why you would need to adapt the character at all for modern times. Those scenes would still play the same. Bond makes a sexist remark at a colleague and Moneypenny chastizes him. Same now as it was then. When you change Bond to strictly follow the HR handbook, you take away part of what made the character stand out.
>>738261818>Jewish propaganda to normalize uncs stealing our girlsIs that the latest schizoid thought? You guys need to do what we did when all the girls our age were fucking around with college students; wait your turn. Think of it as staggered, rather than equal development. When you're 19 and have a job, all you have to do to land a high school girl is look her in the eye without spilling your spaghetti. I feel for the jealous young spazzes complaining about it, I know where they're coming from, but I still get fuck me eyes from 16 year olds and I turn 35 this year. Your day will come, but not if you act like a bitter fucking fag all the time.
>>738253347yeah, my wife loves it when I do that, especially in public and when her friends are around
>>738251382The funniest part is that in terms of gameplay, it's just largely a reskinned World of Assassination with bells and whistles attached. It's pretty much guaranteed to be absolutely barebones on release too due to that.
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>>738262873Has anybody ever tried cooking with their own semen? About a month ago I got adventurous and decided to fap into the frying pan, using my semen in place of little extra butter I usually put in the pan when I'm grilling grill'd cheese. I didn't notice much difference in flavor when I tried it, although it definitely didn't taste any worse. Last night, however, while in the process leading up to grilling two sandwiches for lunch for myself and my sick mother, I noticed my neighbor's 13 year old daughter changing in the yard next door (our window sort of faces out into the neighbor's yard, the suburban layout of our community is somewhat strange), presumably after getting out of the pool. I got the urge to fap and decided to incorporate it into my cooking again in secret. My mother did seem to notice a difference in flavor for the better - I nonchalantly told her I used a different butter, which in it's essence wasn't entirely a lie, I just didn't specify it was my nut butter. I'm not about to outright lie to my mother. I consider myself a respectable man of principles, you know.
>>738253347>>738262718Sexist remarks are one thing, rapey behavior is another.https://files.catbox.moe/vjb9q7.webm
there has never been a single good 007 game
>>738264002explain this
>>738264002Goldeneye.Next time try not to make a dumbass of yourself.
>>738262873>wait your turnExactly the cuck mindset they want to instill in you
>>738264117>>738264121>autistic speedtranniesno
>>738256376Being favorable or not to bike lanes seems an issue of tertiary importance but it is a near perfect proxy for cuckoldry politics. Part of it is greenfag ideology, part of it is that prioritising cars is largely linked to family life, plus it allows peasants to more easily get into town (which is an issue, but infinite jeets in town isn't).
>>738264158>zoomer thinks goldeneye is defined by speedrunningAbsolute laughable idiot.
>>738253347why do no modern men have this build?
>>738264002It's pretty much Everything or Nothing without the retarded difficulty spikes and Connery's last time playing Bond.
>>738264149You're being obtuse. Give up on the girls around you, wait for the next batch who will be wired the exact same way. You'll be older then, and then that crop of boys is going to be seething with jealousy at girls their age fucking around with you, same as it ever was.
>>738250583I've been going through the movies for the first time before the game dropsThere is no way IOI isn't going to put in some goofy shit in it unless Amazon told them not to
Western values: Then>>738253347>>738263824>Western values: Now
>>738262873I get the same looks from 16 year olds and audibly laugh out loud because this stupid whore actually thinks she has a chance with me KEK
>>738264362A lot of men do, but not actors, who have the choice between being twinks or roided. /fit/ards and other tryhards would call young Connery skinnyfat.
>>738264362What do you mean?
>>738263824>rapeyIt's either rape or it isn't. In this case, it's obvious his "threat" was just a pick-up line, and the woman jumped right into it, very willingly.This is why zoomers don't breed, they have no game.
>>738264590>I've been going through the movies for the first time before the game dropsHow many people complaining about this game have even watched at least one pre-Goldeneye James Bond film?
>>738265449she already rejected his advances earlier on
>>738264590The fact that they patched the homing briefcase back into the game, plus all the silly Easter Eggs gives me a smidgen of hope for some classic bond goofery.
>>738265075>no chest hair
>>738265075It always looks so goofy when guys wear their pants up that high. Better than sagging around your ass I suppose, but silly looking just the same.
>>738263824This is unacceptable and normalizing blackmail.
>>738265834and she very clearly accepted them willingly in the other clip.You evil fags really just want it to be completely impossible for people to actually fuck, huh?
>>738264790Dragon Age Veilguard.The things they try and push onto gamers now lol.
>>738264117last night i 69'd your sister
>>738250583>Modern audience
>>738265638Atleast me
>>738253347Yes!
>>738264790If you didnt want gay cutscenes why did you press the buttons that lead to gay cutscenes.
>Thanks Que Q is black so he spelled his name phonetically this foldable iphone with laser attachment is lit fr fr
>>738254601ur mum had sex, fag
>>738250583Nice, I'm glad they are doing this. The faster they fail, the faster we can get garbage out of video games.
>>738253347Not just acceptable, but desirable
