Hmmm I think I will give my Expy an impromptu lobotomy.
>>738253612jesus
Furry George Floyd.
https://rentry.co/nwwpxp2eReposting the triage guide from the last thread
Tactical pregnancy mod when? I need more games besides DF where your unborn child is mechanics-wise nothing more than a free body armor slot.
>>738253612Can we get a >>>>/vg/ general going?
>>738255478>He doesn't know you keep making /v/ threads until your threads stop hitting bump limit and die or you get mods moving your threads to /vg/
>>738254959Thank ye.Reposting for the noobs that you can combine scrap metal by dragging one into another. This is one way to get +90% scrap metal.
>>738255574I'm aware, I just want to post on /vg/ instead because I'm a retarded.Unrelated, I may try to record some gameplay soon.
>>738255602Neat. I usually don't like using the crafting system but I guess it's obligatory in a game like this.
>>738256565it's actually not obligatory besides making storage and dressing imo, although turning shitmeat into burger is funny
this is a 15 year old
*DONK*>>738256807Expies are mature by 10 and are elderly by 40.
>>738256807Legal in Poland.
>>738256807An 18 year old Expie gets back pain.
do expies have teats? could you suck on them for sweet disgusting expie milk?
>>738257242They're mammals so... yeah?
>>738257242the obese icon has multitits no?
>>738255314Well that makes less sense than being able to self defibrillate lol because if it grows super fast it would just use up your body mass and if you suffered internal injury youd simply die. Go play a fucking fetish game like project x or happy hearts if you want to jerk off over pregnancy
>>738257342i thought they were fat rolls
>>738257887could be, idk
>>738255602Did people not know this? I figured it out immediately, I can't imagine being able to get 90+ scrap otherwise beyond extreme luck breaking traps.
>>738256807This was an 11 year old.
>>738256807thats an adult age for an expie. 20 years old and above are hags with cancer.
I wonder what expie milk tastes like
>>738253612
>>738258069>Rich 20 year old milky who sips wine and sugarmommas/"Oh honey"s the human guy 10 years older than her.NEED
>>738256807out of 10!
Why does roza like racist chuds?
Okay, today we're going to be doing a very simple test. All I want you to do is to put this tube in your mouth, and take it over to your friends over there.>that's... it?That's it.>okay...>ʰʸʸʸ ᵍʸʸˢ ᵐ ᵇʳᵘᵍʰ ʸᵘᵘ ᵐ ᵗᵇᵇ>ᴼᴴ ᴳᴼᴰ ᴺ-BOOOOOOMAhaha! Classic! Oh, I love my job.
>>738258460>You're gonna give the entire Ethics department a stroke.>I don't give a shit what Jim thinks, that was hilarious.
I think the dev is so silly to think humanity would condemn the company for creating a new lifeform and make them suffer 30 holocausts and literal hell on earth killing thousands of sapient children and stunted teenagers, instead of giving them nobel prizes and offer them government positions like it actually would happen in real life.
>>738258741>You wouldn't be put on trial for mass murder and crimes against humanity for splicing human DNA with literal animals to create a disposable creature with sentience that you can torture to death by the thousands for data.You would mysteriously hang yourself with a gunshot wound to the back of the head awaiting trial and the CIA would keep using expies to smuggle narcotics out of South America.
>>738258460You monster!
>>738257887>a bag of fur with pure fat and hungerMy favorite
>>738258741No the dev is stupid for making the ultra mega retard evil company but I do not think as a species we would condone this, we arent that far gone yet that we would be ok and celebrating super torture.
>>738258041
>>738258367>>738259141Because Roza loves everyone and everyone loves Roza.
>>738259234people celebrate Israel every day
>>738259446Amerigolems aren't people.
>>738259234You celebrate and support religious murder every day by funding Israel Every day millions of dogs are tortured and killed in china because it's a tradition You don't care about either of these things
>>738249385Wait a second...that labcoat...
>>738259672"not caring" is very different from "not being able to meaningfully change it on my own and thus opting to keep my sanity by not paying constant attention to it, but being explicitly against it whenever I can"
>>738259415> well endowedHOLY BASED
>>738259446>>738259672Was it Israel that started the war?
>>738259851lets move away from this please and just accept the dev is a bit silly and naive when it comes to lore
>>738259929Lets agree if we told him his writing is shit, he will spaz out go on an autistic rant why this is cool
>>738259929I agree. If either of the posts I replied to is yours then I invite you to delete it, then I'll delete mine too.
>>738259446the majority don'tnot even in America
>>738260091he likes Limbus Company, if anything he would agree.
...So you only care about this game because it allows you to do ryona with furries?
>>738258460evil scientist posting is my favourite
>>738260401I care about it because it allows me to avoid the ryona by being good at the game (i want my little guy to live)
What's up with all these threads about this boykisser-like creature?
>>738260401I dont want ryona! thats the thing. I am so sad for them when they cry and feel hopeless, whine like a dog who gets kicked and you just wanna hug em and then kiss em on the head and then get them out of that hell hole. which is why the goal is for them to survive and get a good ending.
>>738260626Furries, it's obvious they lached into this game because it allows them to do furry ryona, just look all the webms posted.
>>738259851Yes. It's a religious war dating back to antiquity.What's your lack of an education have to do with expies tho? Genetic research is highly regulated in the west which is why biolabs are in corrupt shit holes like china where no one asks questions. You could very easily just bribe the CPP to run your expie torture lab but if it was ever exposed your be put on the most wanted list in any civilised nation.
>>738258460If anyone ever says Experiments are (physically) fragile, remind them they can tank dynamite exploding in their mouths and not instantly fucking die. And if you were somehow able to treat their injuries and save their life, they can go on to make a full recovery. Including healing their liquified brain.The only way they could be even stronger is if they could regrow lost limbs and organs, besides their brain apparently. The Corporation should look into that, it would reduce terminations for maimed assets.
>>738260401yeah. it makes me super hard knowing they have known nothing but hell their entire lives and will never be happy and safe
>>738260626New game, casualties unknown, save the cute furry from dying horrible deaths in this grim jank universe they live in
Wow, the tutorial was completely worthless.
>>738260869makes sense
>>738260401Has to be the best and most thrilling survival game there is. I don't even like the genre much, but this one does a great job of simulating how it would feel like, it's brilliant, really.
>>738260762Resilient, yes. Strong? lol.
>>738261127kek>we have purposely trained him wrong, as a joke.
TOTAL HUMAN DEATHRIOT NOW
>>738260475>Yet another report to the one guy in the Ethics Department nobody cares about.>"We fed it cakes until it died.">"Why?">"I was inspired by that one Simpsons episode where Homer ate like a billion donuts.">"Why couldn't I have just taken over the family vet clinic like my parents wanted me to?"
>>738261601an expie who kills a human is an expie who doesnt what being petted and loved by them is like.
Game seems oddly depth about the whole torture and furry misery porn, I am quite surprised this came from the west and not from an unhinged chink who loves eroguro or the Nechronica guy
>>738262225because a chink is the one doing the torture but slav is about torturing himself. this is his vent depression game about his gay little universe
Racist cat and his expie lover
>>738258460>>738261609Heya guys, good day isn't it? What's going on in this roo-HOLY SHIT... Oh god, i-it's all over the walls!!!!
>>738262471>vent depression game about his gay little universeYeah, like 95% of fiction
>>738259415>easy to psychologically break>frail mentally and physically>chubby, soft, well-endowed, feminineinsane rapebait
SEXOOOOOOOOOOO
Again, run settings planned.https://litter.catbox.moe/rrpy7kzbnnthwwk4.mp4
grey planet rimworld when
>>738263520Whenever the caverns mod gets updated, if it isn't already.
>>738263491> motherly voice> psychotic holy shit
>>738263520There is a Sawian xenotype mod on the server, that's currently being updated.
>>738263491Even the dev finds that cringe which is a good sign. There is hope he will finish the game without wasting time adding sparkles the edgehog
>>738263520god i want to manage an outpost of sawians
Game where I can create a happy ending for Sawians.
>>738263872>Expie is having a mental break: self-harming>The reason was: no fentGod damn it. Here's a tip, if randy rigger sends you drop pods of opioids, burn them. The addiction is not the temporary mood boost. Just feed them good meals or better yet have them bond with a human.
I am very curious to see what a speedrun of the full game would look like. A speedrun goes against the typical preferred strat of being slow and cautious. I'd imagine it would mostly be just sprinting downwards as far as possible while hoping rng doesn't screw you over on injuries.
>>738264316>bond with a human>every expie gets super jealous the singular human is petting other expies
>>738253612this happened to me but I fell down a large drop first and lobotimized myself and then I fell into a spike trap and never woke up
>>738264376>the scientist's face when the expie they're watching for a laugh bhops all the way down and back up in under an hour
>>738264439>He doesn't have a monthly: 'Good job!' petting day where they all line up for pets from the overseer.
>>738264316There's no self-harm in Rimworld, but there is a mod for that.
>>738264510>All the way through gravel, out desert, and through overgrown, through- FROM GRAVEL OUT DESERT THROUGH OVERGROWN like a speed demon>MANAGEMENT HE'S DOING IT SIDEWAYS
So gunsaw basically confirms that even when they acquire freedom from humans, sawians still live in tribal savagery in pure suffering, don't they?
>>738264316Someone's working on an update to improve the look of the bodies, and to add G4A, that robot Sawian.
>>738264782Correct. Though the company shipping them surplus arms and ammo for a laugh probably didn't help much..
>>738264782i would say that taking gunsaw as the indisputable canon continuation of C:U can be foolish, the dev seems to not be too fond of it now and the game's development has been abandonedit's likely that it's at least a good rough estimate though
>>738263872Cute! I need to hug them all but they would probably find me weird and that hurts me
>>738265017They would like that tho...hugging improves their mood and human hands are safer than claws. Unarmed you wouldn't be a threat to them.
>>738258367>kissing self-harm marksCute.
>>738264782Yes they fight over what they can get, but theres millions of them around the planet at that point. There population stabilizes but its hellish and they hate humans now
>>738265017>>738265286You have to raise your reputation stat by giving them valuable items first before you can hug or sleep with them. I recommend tasty food like burgers.
>>738265017>Man, we got another touchy-feely scientist on base.What's the issue with that?>I guess it just feels weird getting constantly patted and hugged whenever I see him. Don't get me wrong, it's better than the alternative, just feels a bit degrading, you know?Mhm.>Especially when I'm working. Like, c'mon, I'm fixing something here, don't come up and start fondling my headspikes.
I'm usually fine with gore and stuff but this game is kinda fucking me upI don't like this feeling
It turns out 3 or more sound cannons targeting you at once will knock you briefly unconscious no matter how far away you get or what's in the way.I do not recommend playing on %500 traps.
So uhhh...anime girl mod when?
H-Hello? Help me! Please! save me!!! help help help!!
>>738265447They have low sex drives so they have the purest form of love. I will pick the most shy one to be my "research" assisstant and then we will have secret cuddle times together while he gets to sleep in my solo room and I spoil him a lot.
>>738265539If you dont act anon, all of there deaths will mean nothing and they will die for nothing, an expie will die crawling and bleeding crying for his friends, his mother and that nice handler who pet him in secret. He will curse the universe never knowing there is much more than this.
>>738265619No
>>738265447>We are testing cosmetics on expis to make sure there are no reactions in humansWell it says here, and I'm quoting your manager: "While the shampoo, lipstick and eye liner were on the testing regiment, the employee in question could not explained the addition of a mini skirt, crop top and arm warmers."
They're making some shit on reddit
>>738265592>500% traps>Hmm I wonder how many sound cannons would spaw->they're all lined up like a tower defense gameAnd then triggering the old BUSH MINE and falling right onto two (2) spent fuel rods is the perfectly terrible ending. Did you last stand or was your expie like "no im good actually let me sleep."
>>738266173What could Epstein have been doing with experiments on his island?
>>738265862>SAW-01-13245923 was observed during a test earlier today. After recieving an electic shot from one of the coils on the obstable course, 13245923 seemed to see something on one of the walls of the test chamber, and began banging and clawing at it, crying and begging for help.>This in and of itself is not abnormal. However, 13245923 appeared to be trying to speak to someone or something directly. It is possible that 13245923 was attempting to communicate with a research staff member, however was not looking at the cameras as other Sawians tend to do.>Examination of 13245923's medical chip shows extreme brain damage. Reccomend moving them to Braingrow or Mindwipe testing.
>>738265447>>738263872>"OVERSEER MANAGED TO CONVINCE HQ TO SEND A CRATE OF DOGTREATS WITH THE LAST SUPPLY TP.">"No fucking way.">"Way. He's already gave Riso some for having a clean med-station.>"Fuuuuuck. I gotta go shine my boots and clean my rifle now.">"That's small time, I'm reading my hand book thrice over now.">"Shit. I tossed that when nobody was looking. Can I borrow yours?">"Get a spike trap lobotomy. This one is mine."
>>738263510this image makes me think expie is threatening someone with broken bottle
>>738265447>don't come up and start fondling my headspikesDidn't get the memo about headspike inspection day?
>>738266842>>738266617>>738263872>>738263520This would unironically probably be better than the labs.
>>738267190Oh definitely, they like to complain but they know they've got it made if they're not part of the cave delving teams, that is.
>>738267190>get to chill and hangout with other expies while you get headpats and treats for being a good boy while occasionally losing an expie in the most horrific way imaginable a 60% fatality rate beats a 100% one plus no extreme and unnecessary cruel torture Now would it be just one giga-base that gets a new human overseer every X amount of days or smaller scattered bases and each on has it's own human overseer and his expies?
Fun FactYou can break off syringe needles in your flesh by tilting too far at the injection site, leaving the needle embedded inside and needing to be pulled out.
>>738267190>>738267791>>738267852>The Sawians will turn on you when they hear that the company isn't planning on bringing you guys back btw!!!>What will actually happen>https://youtu.be/HPdURyombM0
>>738267190>"probably">a life with community and at least somewhat rational and deliberately mitigated exposure to danger is "probably" better than a life of arbitrary isolation and whimsical crueltyBet your ass it is.
>>738267852I imagine one big base per region (however the grey planet is formed) with several smaller bases scattered about. The big base has several human personnel (Overseer, Head of Security, Head of Personnel, Chief Engineer, Chief Medical Officer), while the smaller bases are all Sawian run.
I love how most art of expies has them in pure fear no matter what
>>738268375i also like how milkies always look like brats waiting to be raped
>>738267190The 50% fatality rate for descent teams is horrifying. But I guess anything is better than 100%.>>738266842>Oh Expie! It's Headspike Inspection Day!>Again!?
>>738268245>while the smaller bases are all Sawian run.I'd see it more every base has at least one human to respond to high command and I can imagine there's a lot of anti-sawian talk around the higher ups, an expie living in the main base with the main corp staff is a living hell while living with Anon E Mouse who runs the outpost on the outskirts far away from high command is fucking amazing with nonstop headpats and treats and warm soft bedsand then the corp takes Anon back, terminates him and stations a psycho that gets off on expie whimpers of pain in his place
>>738268486milkies could handle bases just fine, they're smart as long as you keep their ego fed
>>738268553True, but they'd be advisors to the human overseer, you need a human there to stop dissent and rioting it already happens on earth in the labs at Nigger corp
you have to pick one to spend a night with. Your door will be locked and you won't be able to leave the room with them for 12 hours. You will be given performance enhancing drugs.
>>738268553best one is voyager overseer who'd gas the entire outpost and himself when the rioting starts killing everyone and everything
>>738268737for me it's Lazzand it's gently cuddling and sleep
>>738268486>spoilerAbsolutely. If (You) aren't willing to maximize productivity the Corp will simply replace you with someone who will. There will be no kindness on the Cruelty planet.
>>738268737brutal and hard fucking with Tootoo make sure he doesn't walk right for days
>>738257410Project X?
I CAN'T GET PAST LAYER 4
>>738268471Fatality is just a subset of fatality. Your pic just states that if at any point at least half the away team has sustained anything more than light injuries then they are authorised to GTFO.
>>738268737Lazz and holding him over my head upside-down so he can walk on the ceiling like my uncle used to do when I was a wee lad.
>>738268985*subset of casualty, I may be retarded.
>>738268737Making tootoo put together and paint my skaven army
>>738264782personally I smell shenaniganswho are Z and Y? why do they keep hiring you to fuck each other over?who built the "rooftops (12)" towers?
>>738268737eirene will leave with both cheeks hot red and in need of a bruise kit
>>738261583>give an expie all the wrong information and teach him the absolute worst ways to do things >send him to gray planet>see what happensI'm slowly becoming a researchers I actually want to do this just to see if they can figure out what we told them was bullshit and intuitively forget it while learning what to actually do before getting obliterated by a jump pad onto the hard rock ceiling
>>738267993The thing you have to worry about is the possibility that they just flat out cut off supplies, but it the gunsawians can handle it and make a whole ass civilization, so can you guys.>>73826847150% casualties before heading back to base is still inefficient but I suppose it forces a "Fight or die" ordeal, you'd probably make more progress by just having a forced depth quota with less privileges or a credit system. Kinda like the radiation line.>>738267852I personally think the less human's there are on the grey planet the more interesting it is, the overseer is an optional position that's only there to act as a human to human connection/rep/leader for the company. Adding more humans would take away from the pseudo loneliness you could only get from being the only of your species around. Maybe there's one single overseer on the planet at the main headquarters. Maybe every base gets a human.Maybe the company thinks more than one human per base would spook the Sawians too much. If the Overseer died they'd just replace him with another one.>>738268486>>738268840The issue is that I think the company will have a really hard time finding people to shoot off into the grey planet, especially super loyal hard asses. Better off shooting off the jack ass dipshits who's planned on being killed anyways for being a fuck up. If Sawians are friendly with you enough to warrant termination, you're probably good grey planet overseer material to begin with.>Since you wanna be friends with them so bad you can go live on a planet with them.
Why does grey planet have so many traps anyway? who put them there?
>>738268245no quartermaster? no clown either?
>>738269396We can trust Quartermaster to a Milky, it's not a real role. And all the Sawians are clowns already.
>>738269359The Corporation made an oopsie. They then decided to use their mistake as an opportunity for researching the intelligent animal-human life they've created.
>>738267863in these gameplay webms i'm always seeing people jam the needle in at top speed; is that really what you're supposed to do? I've always only inserted slowly and only halfway at most
>>738269359The "lore" is that it's company robots for the lolz although its mostly just handwaved as "just are, is all" Could have just said that the planet is hard to navigate so fucking up ftl crashes the ship inside it but it's not, everyone knows about the gay planet but no one goes there but the company.
>>738269359designated shitting planetall company trash gets sent there
Is the insulation stat on clothes a bad thing, considering 3/5 layers are hot? What does it actually do?>>738268737That's a very short Baron. They're something like twelve fucking feet tall.Seven seems the most mentally unstable for reasons I cannot describe. Let's live dangerously.
>>738269573Nope. Unless you're absolutely sure you want to OD on your drug of choice to put your poor Expie out of his misery.
>>738269482https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CduOLFJ5GEY
imagine how tight their holes are. Considering they're herms, their pussyhole is probably miniscule too, you could shove it in and it would glow bright yellow with all the bleeding, both on their pussy and ass. And you also get a cute little cock to suck on and cute nipples. Imagine. Imagine the smell
>>738269751>Is the insulation stat on clothes a bad thingI've also wondered this. I typically have more problems with heat than cold.
>>738270020humanity is so full of evil.
>>738268641>>738268553>>738268486>>738268245>>738267852>>738267190>Tfw 6'2I'd definitely go full autism and wear a long coat, beret, back straight, hands behind my back, 'intimidating but dependable' type shit only to be a massive gushing softie on the inside that quickly betrays my intimidating demeanor the moment the "PET THE EXPIE" wins in my brain.
>>738270020imagine how much you can bleed
>>738270020CORPORATION HIRE THIS MAN
>>738270020some scientist on the company probably already tested it. He filled all the holes. Multiple times.
>>738270063If you touch the water in the cold layers it will drop your body temp to fatal levels in less than 60 seconds. For the hot layers just keep using the ice pack as it recharges passively. They are easy to find. Never sell them. They significantly reduce limb damage and pain for free.
>>738270592Wait ice packs reduce limb damage??
>>738270592Is anyone maintaining a noob tips page or something? I feel like it would be useful for newcomers to know all the biggest how-to-not-die tips unless they really want that trial and error gameplay experience.
>>738270729If you fall and use the ice pack your limbs recover super fast. Just keep applying it. It's free.
>>738270729Ice packs speeds up the healing of muscle damage while the effect is active.So they won't put your skin back on, nor will they give you back functionality immediately like a bruise kit can. However it's reusable and lasts a long time, you can basically stop caring about chip damage once you get one.
A part of me wishes this game were more like Rainworld. No procgen levels, just exploring a fuckawful wasteland along with the baller survival system. I wanna draw an Expie, what should they be doing?
>>738271250headpats from scientist
>>738270592>This happened to me when I fell asleep and my beans dipped into some puddle water while I slept. I woke up freezing. Thankfully I was wearing wrappings and was able to quickly heat myself back up by just doing push-ups.
>>738271250I do agree that the game would be well suited for exploring some large proper levels. You can do so much with the movement tools, but there's rarely any reason to risk your life on something sick when you can just dig around your problems.
Anyone got the webm of the Expie being fed cakes until they got close to dying?
>>738271602>>738260475
>>738258326DIAMONDS.
>>738271250Sliding down a vine with a perfectly placed landmine waiting at the bottom that they've only just now noticed when it's already too late to stop.
Would the Mercenary win against Saturo Gojo?
>>738271887Could the Mercenary swap into a human?
>>738271602>close to dyinganon that expie is so fucking dead
>>738258326>short stacked younger sugarmomma with older human manThis is dangerous territory. This is so fucking niche it might make the niche. Cease your trap Anon.
>>738271214chip damage?
>>738273084As in small bits of damage you take from banging into things or falling from too high up. Not damage to the computer chip in your head if that's what you thought I meant.
My expie is into fucking persona 5 guys.They don't even want to play 3 or 4, JUST 5.They didn't even finish they game they just read fanfiction and meme post flanderized versions of the characters on tumblr.How should I go about fixing this?
>>738273206beat them with a belt
>>738273206There's nothing you can do anon, we're sending someone to put them down, don't resist.
>>738273206Give him strange journey and withhold videogame privileges until he beats it.
>>738271458Honestly surprised there are no hand warmers or mittens in the game to protect your squishy beans. Thats a popular fad in the fur fag circles.
>>73827320680 hours in the nightmare torture chamber should fix him
>>738273206Give him some lemonade, the other kind.
>>738271458>"I pushed the Expy down the stairs.">"WHHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY">"funny."
>>738273206100ml soap brain injection correction required. Cleanse that fouled brain.
>>738274078They should add seizures to the game.
>>738274078>Tfw no expie hormone syringe >>738274201But there is...
>>738274201There are seizures...There's all sorts of brain damage fuckery that can happen.
>>738274253>>738274279>But there is... I've never encountered one in spite of my expie getting braindamaged to all hell.That's fucking horrifying and now I'm scared.
>>738274334He literally convulses and ragdolls like every few seconds when you have brain damage.
>>738274508The controls also invert and you get hallucinations and screen freezing, it's pretty obnoxious lol craft a helmet
I've been spending more and more time in the sandbox doing evil experiments. I think I should be worried.
>>738274883t. Actual corporation scientist
>>738274883You know this actually gives suprisingly little brain damage.
>>738274883>>738275329Ethics department don't look...
>>738275356It's okay, he's fine. See? He says so himself.
>>738274883But anon, it's for science, you have to understand the importance of testing out the Mega Super Hyper Spiked Dildo 9000 MK-II we have in stock
>>738274883>hmmm dropping a 30 pound bowling ball from 30 feet directly on an expie's head causes severe skull and brain trauma>but what if it was dropped from 35 feet?
>>738274883>>738275329>>738275503Dr.Mengele why did one of our subjects start randomly having epileptic seizure tablets in his daily rations?
>>738276050No idea.
>>738275708>Pneumatic Mega Super Hyper Spiked Expie-Holocaust Dildo 9000 MK-IIOUGH
>>738276050>>738276218>how well can an expie survive multiple brain injuries over the span of a month?I hate how this interests me
>>738276218>>738275726>>738275708>>738275503STOP IIIIIITSTOOOOOPWHAT DO WE EVEN GAIN FROM THIS
>>738268932>>738257410If I'd wanna play a porn game, I would defo choose one that's not made by an insane autist who embeeds his shitty playable Sonic coomer mary sue fanfic with actual DRM. Also way to misinterpret my intentions by not quite understanding why pregnant female dwarves make the best soldiers in DF
The astroturfing is strong with this furfag game
>>738276675>TERMINATED
>>738276749Stop. Let him go. We're """"""legally"""""" required to have at least one dipshit ethics team member or we'll get in trouble or some shit. Gay I know.
>>738276740retard
>>738276675It's fine, he's got a friend to be with while he recoveres from his broken spine.
>>738276838We're deviating from standard testing procedure today... Ah, you don't need to hear all this, you're all trained professionals.
>>738276838>God, you're stupid.
>>738277048Fuzzy little bastard tanked it like a champ!
>Good news everyone! Through the genius power of handing an Experiment a rifle loaded with an infinite magazine, we've discovered that Experiments can never fully lose their healing no matter how many loud shots they fire!>Bad news everybody! We've had to lock down branch 4 due to a crazed Experiment on the loose armed with a rifle with infinite rounds in it.
>>738276838
>>738261601Mercenary no!
>>738263872>an unsupervised colony of eternal teenagersWould be chaos, but still better than the labs.
I want to fuck the shit out of these rat foxes
>>738268737Seven may very well kill me, but that's a risk I'm willing to take.
>>738277643Mercenary YES!
>>738277298And a full recovery, aside from the lasting mental damage.Alright boys, box 'im up and send him off to the planet!
>>738268737Morphie looks like she only has her position because they fuck the overseer aka me every night.
>>738278204
>>738277048>>738277298>>738278204>Survived and recovered from two landmines exploding and a bowling ball to the head.Holy shit. Fucking Sawians, man, they're scary.
>>738278484She doesn’t let others have a chance?
>>738278820I would I just-I'm so sore...
>>738278757imagine how many humans can gangbang them at once without them breaking
>>738271962Hoo boy.
>step foot in layer 5 for the first time>instantly cornered by this horrible fuckWhat was I meant to do here?
What's that yellow, root/filamented thingy that shows up once you die? Your rooting corpse or some brain death thing your mind is supposed to see once you die?
>>738279270it used to be more obvious it was your beat to shit corpse but they made it a little more abstract to account for possible missing limbs
>>738279223>Cuts out before it murders youhorrifying
>>738279270Your corpse. I usually get a rigcage.
>>738279308>>738279325I see, it always looked like the roots of a dying tree or the insides of my brain if you bored a hole through it and used a microscope to see the mass...Or maybe my body can't understand the abstract image with all the blur, and my mind keeps coming with weird explanations to it. It's weird how I get bothered by the allucinations that you get once you go through brain damage or suffer vision issues, but having my little guy turned into red paste don't bother me as much
>>738279223be better equipped
>>738271314I got omega distracted. I'll come back again tomorrow if there's a thread up so I can draw more shit.
>>738279223I think by layer 5 you should have a tool that helps you with digging quickly so you could make your own escape route.
>>738279654That's very nice.
>>738279654Cute!!
>>738279223It's cute how your expie's face changes when he falls for long enough.>>738279270Yellow stuff is all your blood draining from your corpse into the cold hard uncaring rocks of the Grey Planet.The Grey Planet is hungry. It's heart throbs and demands sacrifices.The Grey Planet is also thirsty.
>>738279654Spoiler that shit. You're gonna get me PROMOTED (terminated with prejudice).
reading threadsmakes me realize i would want to adopt an expie and milky>cuddle with them as we play games>milky chills and plays grand strategy games as the expie as the expie lays on the ground playing mario games. >more cuddles and pats when they help me with house chores.
QRD on this furry Noita clone?
>>738280056Feels more like Terraria clone with Noite difficulty curve
>>738280056Grimdark visceral permadeath survival game with autistically detailed health mechanics.Set in the year 2XXX, (You) are a highly illegal bioengineered animal-human hybrid secretly created by an unethical amoral corporation. Your forced mission is to reach the bottom of a huge and increasingly dangerous cave system inside a hostile alien planet to find a technological artifact the corporation lost.You will die horribly. It's fun. The early access demo is on steam. Try it and tell us how you died.
>>738279639>>738279270I used to think it was an afterlife-esque brain image too.Considering the supernatural aspects of the game with the observer, I wouldn't be surprised if there was ala Rainworld.
>>738279320I'm a little slicker than you thinkNot sure what hit me. A skull? A coconut? Didn't even realise it bit me until I saw the health panel? Can you even bandage severed limb to stop bleeding?
>>738280430Most easily avoidable gunmine and you somehow still fucking hit it.
>>738278204>Be me, Milky>My number is called up for an experiment>ohshit.epda>Led into a test chamber. There's an Expie there too>Scientists put me in a corner with crate of medical supplies, tell me keep that Expie alive>I just nod>Better him than me, poor fuck>A fucking bowling ball drops on his head and he flops limp like a puppet with the strings cut>Oh, shit>The robo-arm drags his limp body over to me>Start digging through the supplies, manage to fix him up>After a while he wakes up, tears in his eyes as he looks at me>I look around, waiting for the scientists to come in and take us back to our quarters>Nope. The arm drags the Expie back to the same spot>Another fucking bowling ball drops>Arm drags him over to me, I try to keep him alive as best I can>This goes on for ANOTHER THREE BOWLING BALLS>When the Expie is conscious, he's utterly incoherent, alternating between screaming, sobbing, and vomiting >The crate is nearly empty by now, I'm basically down to bottles of alcohol and rags>Robo arm drags him back. This time two holes in the floor open, and two fucking landmines appear>I cover my ears as I duck behind the crate, anticipating the arm just slapping the poor fuck against one of the mines>Nope>ANOTHER BALL DROPS>Hits the Expie and bounces onto a mine, setting it off>I'm deafened as two explosions go off>Well, at least he died quickly>Robo arm drags the charred and disfigured body over to me>Motherfucker he's fucking dead what do you want me to do>Hear the rattling wheeze of the Expie still breathing>Oh fuck he's not dead>Disinfect him, remove the shrapnel, and bandage him as best I can>Now completely out of supplies>It takes a few hours but the Expie is somehow back on his feet>Scientists come back in and collect me and the Expie, we're led back to the Sawian quartersI swear these experiments are getting more fucked up by the day
>>738280605That's from the trailer silly.
>>738280665Congrats, Milky. You passed with flying colors.Your reward? A one-way ticket to the Grey Planet!!!
>>738280789Well the dev is fucking BAD at their OWN GAME.
>>738280582You got hit by a bowling ball (I am 100% serious - see >>738274883)
Are you people just playing the demo? Or is the game on itch or something
>>738280810The greyplanet with the outposts right?!... Right?
>>738280665Could've been worst, they could've starved the Milky, and had the barely living corpse of Expie be his meal.
>>738280852The steam demo is the most up to date.There was a version on itch, but it's no longer supported.
>>738280856>
>>738280954That's an experiment.>they're sending the shredded traumatized bowling-ball brained expie down tooYay maybe they'll meet each other and team up. Milky can use the expie's extra-thick skull as a shield against traps.
>>738280839what kind of evil bugs bunny bullshit is that?
>>738280839Hey look, the bowling ball test was useful after all!
>>738280017>bringing poorly socialized neurotic fox/rats into your homeI feel like all the "uwu adopt da expie" anons don't know what they'd be getting into.Having even one cringe tween in your life is a challenge, and you're out here asking for two?
>>738281087lol no they send that one to one of the outposts.>"Oh sweet new ariv- OH MY GOD WHAT DID THEY DO TO THIS POOR BASTARD?!"
>>738280582>>738280839>Looks like we're gonna need an MXC Impact Replay for this one, Ken.>Oooh. And right there you can see the exact moment his skull was fractured into several pieces along with all his little expie hopes and dreams.>Expie? More like expieces. Heheh.>Right you are, Ken. And now moving on to the next contestant! He's a Milky with a fetish for bolt-action rifles!https://youtu.be/Boww2fJUEHc?t=1208
>>738281340>He sees the bowling alley in the rec room, snaps, and goes on a rampage>8 dead, 12 injured
>>738280017And then they have a bed pissing nightmare of the trauma they experienced in the past.
>>738282119shut up
perfect timing
managed to get past layer 5 for the first time. Had zero weapons to kill the elder thornback so I just escaped from him and looped. Died in Layer 3-2 to a landmine, but managed to inject some fent before he died
>>738282403Stay away, foul wench!You'll not sully my body with your wicked ways!
>>738282502>Mental State: SatifiedDamn, so this really is the closest thing to a good ending we can expect from this game after all. Hope I can get to that level at least once. Also, how does the looping work exactly? Is it implied that the caves are just the same biomes repeating infinitely or do you just somehow get teleported up?
>>738282476cool, I'll bring my soda bottle full of heroin and we can throw a house party
Human mod when?
>>738282795I think you just get teleported up.
>>738282807>Trade Value: 53Is why I like to carry spare fluid containers to collect free money from any lucky minibarrels.
>>738282795The looping is only due to it being a demo. The full game will have actual endings including a good ending where you retrieve the device, are unchipped, and take a gun back with you to the corporation to deal with them.I believe it's been said that the canon ending is that your Expie becomes the Mercenary from Gunsaw though.
>>738282964Interesting. I got the feeling that the device wasn't even a real thing and the whole thing is just an experiment. Having the one expie who was capable of completing this mission be the protag of the 2D shooter platformer though is godamned badass, I got to say.
>>738283254No the cargo is real, and still important enough for the corporation to try to retrieve.
>>738282810They should add human enemies.
>>738283848Have you tried to escape the tutorial?
>>738283848Human enemies would make short work of Expies 1-unknown.
You gotta have a shitload of mental fortitude to be an expie that goes far>Your entire existence is a joke by some jackass company>You're not human, they treat you like a pet to play and throw away>You're not a common animal, you hate being dirty and surviving on your own >You're a freak of nature. Your fellows of your kind are either miserable like you, jackasses or powerful psychos.>Your body is tiny and frail with the only thing not letting your die is your will to live>You get sent to a hell planet and your only options are either die by going down or die by going out of the caves>No one will save you>No one will love you>No one cares about you or will know about you>You know chemicals will trick you for a while. You know all about the chemicals, they used it all on you>You can only cry. Or fight
Reminder that not all the Sawians that go to Target Planet are chipped.
>>738284095yeah, the mercenary is the canon survivor and he isn't chipped
Does this game have something similar to noita, where you can go “out of bounds” and there are zones outside the main cave?
Needs more Voyager.
>>738284146Pretty sure being chipped or not doesn't matter in that ending, since you fucking explode.
>>738284009Or an survivalist autist, which most of them unfortunately aren't. The fact that the player is handholded so little at the start of the game seems to imply they are quite stupid.
>>738284210I think they could do without the bone spurs.
>>738284009You've also known nothing beyond the sterile underground lab you were born and raised in and never even considered anything existing beyond it. And then without warning you're sent to another planet with nothing but a flashlight and told to descend kilometers deep down. Poor bastards.
>>738284009I think the implication is that whoever is the canon expie that goes the furthest is directly being guided by (you) in some way. A lot of their quotes feel like responses to you instead of inner thoughts or just random blurbs. And of course there's the presence that grants you Last Stand.
>>738284356Maybe you can depress them enough to get rid of them.
postan this from the abiotic factor thread
>>738284264I literally don't give a shit about the retarded lore. I will finish the game chipped and my expie will live happily as a devoted friend to the caring human that guided it out of hell.
>oh cool a game with an in-depth survival system>surely the discussions will be intere- oh it's just the fluffy abuse community obsessing over torture porn: furfag editionwahoo
>>738285705The game's selling point is the medical system, what did you expect?
>>738285705The characters from the dev's previous game could fit right in with Changed. What the hell did you think was going to happen
>>738285862god they didn't even have snouts
>>738285940Milky's snout hasn't changed much.
>>738285823>>738285862I expected you two to kill yourselves for being faggots, that's all.
>>738276732I was expecting a different game with the title honestly. Love potion disaster in 2026? My god the world of porn games is tiny.
>>738285862The bird on the left is pure sex
>>738285705hey, there is some regular porn too
>>738281303If it can be toilet trained I can handle it. If it can literally be trained to use the toilet it would be the best pet.
Incase you were wondering... the weightgain mod is out of dateyes you read that right the weightgain mod
>>738286632This anon gets it... besides, how could you look at this thing >>738284504 and not want to cuddle it until it forgets all the horrors of the lab.
>>738281303they are smart enough that in gunsaw they manage a post-apoc society on their own
Injecting clean water has no effect. I suppose it's realistic. Assuming you're not injecting directly into a vein, the fluid will simply build up under the skin and be absorbed over time. I think the vet did something like that to my friends cat when it was dehydrated.
>>738286793can you do that but with bleach instead of soup
>>738286690I was about to blast you off but you know what. Yeah Id probably want to fuck a chubby expie. Not like a really actually fat one but head cannoning one with a pussy, yeah a fat ass and tail would absolutely be nice.
>>738286793Huh, soup didn't really do anything then other than make you sick? All the moodles you get in the video seem to be caused from the passage of time. lol, what an weak creature damn
>>738287005>injecting bleachActually I have already and found it raises your sickness stat to or near 100%. That's all. Although sickness that high pretty much guarantees an infection of the abdomen, so if you ever find yourself accidentally injecting bleach or very sick, disinfect your abdomen to nip the inevitable infection in the bud before it can take root.Overeating is actually much more dangerous. >>738260475
I wonder if they had actual bathrooms and showers in the facility of if the scientists were just making them shit on the floor and live with it back on earth. Considering they *hate* being dirty, that would be enough to mess their mental health by default
>>738287291Imagine the smell.
>>738287291It's an eastern european game broNot an indian one The expies wear clothes and clean themselves whenever they can
>>738287291they literally say they hate feeling like animals and the dirty moodles also mention they don't like itthey see themselves more like people than weird animals so they'd hate it
Okay Anons, but how would you comfort a hollow Expie?
>>738287415They shit themselves in their sleep.
>>738287562there's nothing to comfort. At that point they're wild animals
>>738287591gameplay mechanic because adding poop mechanics would be retarded
>>738287247I like how the Satisfied status stays if you die from overeating. Guess this is one of the quickest ways to get a "good" ending in the main game?
>>738287637It literally tells you it wipes emotion and some long term memories. You can just retrain them if you wanted. At no point do they go feral. It's like the opposite.
>>738288101They go mute and their int goes to zero. You’d have to be extremely patient and even in the best case scenario they’d only regain some partial functionalityI’d still try
>>738287736>Guess this is one of the quickest ways to get a "good" ending in the main game?Until the developer finishes the game and implements proper endings, the goodest ending you can get right now is dying happy, painlessly, and quickly. You've inspired a funny run idea.Goal: Disregard descending as far as possible. Instead OD on opiates/fentanyl as quickly as possible. Because fuck the corporation, fuck the mcguffin, and fuck the grey planet, I'm out bitches. See you all in Hell.
>>738288874but I don't want my expie to go to hell, they have it bad enough.
>>738289007those are real "I'm going to rape you" eyes. I'm scared
>>738289007I mean, the retarded "lore" is they are abominations to be exterminated along with their creators.But I don't see why anyone would object to you keeping a neutered expie till it died naturally. You could even take it to the public execution of the company executives.
>>738287562I agree with what that one anon said that "There's nothing to comfort." Your INT falls to 0, you take minor brain damage, and can no longer speak. Presumably because you've forgotten what words are and even what speaking is. You don't recognize any items. Mindwipe sort of seems like turning someone into a conscious vegetable. It may be less "comforting" and more like reteaching a hollow Expie everything. Absolutely everything, including how to feel anything at all.Partial recovery would take years. Full recovery impossible, or possibly decades, and by then they'd be more cancer than Experiment. But seeing them smile again for the first time since going Hollow might be worth all the effort.
>>738289225Those are eyes of something that is about to get cuddled and knows there is nothing it can do to stop it
>>738289513>trying to care for a hollow Expie>weeks of no progress>you go to leave>it reaches out a hand to grab your jacket, trying to stop you
>>738289513It's functionally suicide which is why you can't use it unless you're severely depressed.
What would happen if an expie stumbled upon the Deep Rock Galactic dwarves?
>>738290258>mission control insists pets are not allowed on the station. >dwarves disregard control as usual and bring the expie back>expie just allowed to wander and eat/get drunk on the station
>>738253612Definition of "transcoded"
>>738291229okay bye thanks for letting us know
>>738291245
>>738291229I now take my 'posted it again' shot for this thread.
>>738290258>Expie running in terror with the Elder Thornback in chase>Runs into a dead end, clawing at the foliage and crying>"So this is how it ends...">Disc lands at his feetSHIELDS UP>Minigun whirringDIE LIKE YOUR MOTHER DID!>*BRRRRTTRTRTRTRTR*>Watches in awe as the room lights up like the sun.>They look like humans, but as tall are he is, and really thick>Minigun fire>Rifle pings from the ceiling>A goddamned flamethrower>A FUCKING HANDHELD NUKE>"WHAT IS GOING ON?!">It collapses in a heap, filled with a thousand bullet holes. ROCK AND STONE!ROCK. AND. STONE!STONE AND ROCK... oh wait...WE ARE UNBREAKABLE! >They all turn to him, staring.>It's like when his captors looked at him, expecting something>"...R-Rock and stone?"Next thing he knows, he's on some orbital station drinking some yummy liquids that makes his head feel funny.
>>738259446Fuzking zased
>>738291007Unfortunately as canines, Sawians can't metabolize alcohol.I foresee many sick expies in the future, although I'm sure they'd prefer the company of dwarves compared to company scientists.
>>738291380>extracting lost expies by shoving them inside molly
>>738289282Are these planned or is this just fanart?
>>738291410They would just turn the medical bay into a meth lab and get high together
>>738289007>>738291410One thing this thread has taught me is that you can take any cute picture of an expie and just add eyelashes to turn it into a sex goddess
>>738253612I thought this game was turbogay gigacringe for furfags, until the other day I happened to see a gameplay webm in an unrelated thread, and now I'm interested, I must ask.>Is this creature female?>Is it easy to mod this game?
>>738291229The devs a fag but this game is a straight mans paradise
>>738289451>>738291559example 2
>>738291559Male is significantly better. You'll understand when you grow up.
>>738291007Expie would ideally stay on the station (forbidden and punishable by a fine deducted from their paychecks but the dwarves don't care and just eat the fines) and become the team's beloved mascot and never actually be brought to the deathworld that is Hoxxes.>Another round of Seasoned Moonriders for Steevie! I wanna see him bouncing off the walls again.Perhaps they can have him formally hired by DRG and made a proper employee or something.>>738291380Based.>dwarves laser pointer him>"What is this?">"Strange thing.">"Looks weird."
>>738291581>Is this creature female?The creatures have both bits, and a repressed sex drive to stop them from having their population explode. LARP whatever bits you want him/her to have.>Is it easy to mod this game?Not sure, but I know there are already some mods out and this game is in a 0.6 demo. If you know unity then I'm guessing so
>>738291559>>738291656eyes opened
>>738291229>>738291312>Screenshot_20260204-043849.png>Screenshot_20260331-003825.png this newfag needs rape correction...
>>738291581>Is this creature female?it has a pussy>Is it easy to mod this game?it's made in unity so yes
>>738291581what was the gameplay? Was it the one with the expie getting a landmine to the face?
>>738291913SNAKE EXPIE GO!
>>738291870>it has a pussySource?
>>738291913needs these...an expie kenshi mod would go hard actually
>>738291559SEX
>>738291994Uh, those are ant sized bro
>>738291913Absolutely horrible.Fantastic work, expect a promotion and a raise. You'll go far in the Corporation.
>>738291994May as well just be a protogen at that point. Which would be significantly better as you could swap out damaged parts of your body.
>>738292081if prosthetics are ever added, which i assume they will, they will probably be really hard/painful to installprone to infections if not treated well, clunky, etc.doubt hotswapping would be a thing
>>738292068>for this test we're going to throw an expie into an active black hole localized entirely within our kitchen
>>738289451>>738291559tard wife
>>738291559>>738291656the homos are NOT gonna like this
>>738291745>>738291870Thanks I'll look into unity modding>>738291982I think so lol >>738224770
>>738291410I mean, Alcohol is toxic to humans, we just enjoy alcohol intoxication.Also dogs are smaller and Expies are not entirely canine, they're part human too.I'm sure they'd be fine with alcohol, they'd just be lightweights.>>738291559Oh god...
>>738292495launch the game for once and try to drink it
>>738292495oh my god it's spreading
>>738292495>an expie getting fucking sloshed after a single beercute!!!
>>738292706I'm aware and refuse this clear case of "I don't really care to add alcohol mechanics".I'm sure the dev would add alcohol intoxication if he had unlimited time.I WILL ignore canon and replace it with my own
>>738293002would've been cool if you would've actually played the game canon of which you're aiming to replace instead of editing eyelashes
>>738293086I do play the game I jsut don't remember half the tooltips my guy.
>>738293086Secondaries, amiright?
>>738293086Look, this isn't discord, the game lore is pretty shit bro and hardly makes any sense at all. The medic panel and modded multiplayer hard carry this game.
>>738293135i've had runs that lasted longer than that lamo
>>738293232>this isn't discord>modded multiplayerwait a second... if you were a real anon, you wouldn't have any friends to MP with in the first place you fucking DISCORDFAGGOT YOU ARE TRYING TOO HARD BE QUIET NIGGER
>>738293002Alcohol intoxication is almost certainly absent so expies have to suffer more.They cannot drink away their sorrows. It's opiates or nothing.
>>738293232
>>738293361actually yeah, why aren't anons hosting multiplayer lobbies? considering how peak threads are full of them
>>738293524too busy editing eyelashes, sorry
>>738293232What's multiplayer like? Is it easier? Is it less sad when you aren't dying all alone with no one to help or comfort you?
Fucking Chinese animal production lore in this bitch
has anyone anywhere ever redrawn picrelated as a speciesist Voyager yet
>>738293849Laggy as fuck but not really any more jank than barotrauma mp. You run out of food fast unless you up the loot % and it always kino sharing your unique fent mixes with frens.
>>738294019No...its all voyager being shit talked and called the racist cat that they want to kill but love anyway
>>738289967That would break me so bad
>"Okay Bravo-9, since you've been making excellent progress on your quotas, we'll let hear you out on some personal item requests-">"Yeah yeah my assistant asked around what the personel want and got your list right here.">"Ready when you are.">"A personal week's supply of steak, more varieties of soda to stock the credit machines, more games for the game console preferably coop games, er... 100 pounds of RDX-">"Save it for resupply.">"Figured. Several books for certain hobbies like oragami. Several requests for Knitting or crochet supplies. Some cosmetics like Mascara...">"Repeat...?">"Mascara?">"Mascara.">"Yes. Don't ask. Uh... Human-male centric pornography.">"... Elaborate on that one too?">"Fuck this, I'm just sending it over in a log file." >"Protocol-">"Ugh, fuck protocol, you assholes just want me to read this shit out loud.">"Noooo... no no... it's important that we transparency on this. I'm sure you don't want to have half the list denied with no explanation or alternatives right?">"Fuck you guys. I should have just taken the fucking bullet instead.">"Yeah well you didn't, keep reading.">"Dicks... A more comfortable pillow and blanket, glow in the dark ceiling stars, more picture books, A photo camera and printer, a personal EPDA, a kindle loaded up with... romance novels." >*Snicker.*
>>738293876Damn, the Gunsaw art style really does look like Generic Furry Game©. C:U also looks like a furry game but it has a much more style due to making the characters not look like humans with fur and cat ears.>>738292173Adorable wife that will bear you many retarded mutant children.
>>738294887The humans and the sawians do get a bit quirky at night
>>738253612>FurryNo thanks
>>738276675>>738276218>>738274883>"the engineer corps has designed a new way to drill into the cave systems to retrieve the technology. The drill is made up of live experiments strapped to a rotating cylinder that will burrow through earth. We needed these tests to determine how resistant experiments' skulls were to iron.">"analysis indicates that the grey planet's soil is about 2% iron by weight. Since we don't know exactly how deep the tech is down in those caves, we don't know exactly how much total iron that the drill experiments will be exposed to during the descent. The bowling ball test represents a high estimate of this iron exposure--it's kind of like we're exposing the experiment to all of the iron at once instead of over a long period of time.""this may not be the most accurate test, but we can repeat it rapidly, generating lots of useful data that we can use to calculate exactly how many experiments we need to strap to that drill. Quantity over quality, know what I mean?">"So you see, everything is done with a purpose around here"Management, transfer off of the security team already. I can produce these reports to the ethics department just as fast as the researchers can run these tests!
>>738295467If you like furries, then this game is fun because you get to play as one.If you don't like furries, then this game is fun because you get to watch them die horribly painful deaths.So really it's a win-win either way.
>>738294887Some poor expie when the shipment is sent .>"They gave nines a buggy but they wouldn't send the cook some damn human male erotica to this god forsaken hellhole?! This is bullshit! I'm protesting! Fuck the company! Activate my kill switch if you want I won't cook another damn meal for this outpost as long as I live!">"Your porn is right here Mandy the denial was an error. "Dicks central"?">"Glory to the company! I love the company! Taco night tonight!"
>>738294887>A more comfortable pillow and blanket, glow in the dark ceiling stars, more picture books, A photo camera and printer, a personal EPDA, a kindle loaded up with... romance novels."aw
https://litter.catbox.moe/oh5my7u21mctnp9g.mp4
>>738289967YES>>738294887>glow in the dark ceiling starsAdorable.>>738295551>The drill is made up of live experiments strapped to a rotating cylinder that will burrow through earth.This is brilliant. As the lower first experiments are depleted, they are replaced by the next row of experiments, and so on until the entire drill is expended. The drill head is then retracted, a new cylinder replaced, and redeployed back into the dig hole to continue drilling. Cheap and effective, it's perfect.
>>738258116Expie-red
Some Expies on vacation.
>>738296276PLEASE tell me he calls expies niggers
>>738296691Pretty sure the lines are still unchanged since this is just a skin+cat voice mod.
When the game loops, is there any kind of New Game Plus mechanic?
>>738296276>voyager when he sees a bug on the wall>AANNOOOOONN THERES A BUG LOOK LOOK WATCH ME GET IT>flings himself at the wall and falls down onto my monitor
>>738288168I looked it up on the wiki and I still don't understand the Hollow moodle. Is it something potentially desirable?
>>738296978Yeah, more and more traps keep getting added as you keep progressing layers.
>>738296691its just a skin where the voice is a cat, wish he can cloak and have different reactions to merchants
>>738297441The dialogue file is pretty easy to edit.
>>738296276That's like the cutest thing. Why can't Voyager actually be in the game.
>>738291559>>738291656Management here, these post were a test of handler trustworthiness with regards to fraternization with experiments. The eyelashes attached to images of regular experiments were meant to sus out any signs of arousal exhibited by "at risk" personnel.The ID#s of all personnel who replied to these posts with lustful intentions have been marked for termination. Thank you for your participation in the test and your dedication to our operation up to this point.Staff members unaffected by this test are encouraged to continually look for any signs of attachment between personnel and sawian individuals and report these behaviors to their supervising officers.>>738278204Now THIS is what we like to see. Someone should be expecting a pay raise very soon.
>>738297093NoYou are fucked if you mind wipe. Traders be hostile, you lose the ability to reliability craft anything and speak and you get permanent brain damage also last stand is disabled.Its to prevent suicide if you have no moral and nothing to boost it.
>>738297712because the dev hates voyager and doesnt think hes interesting but really hes just projecting his hatred for cats and thus made them all racist assholes on purpose
>>738297093It locks mood at zero. You won't have to worry about expies gouging out their eyes because they didn't get a candy bar after stubbing their toe, and it heals brain damage a bit, too.Whether that outweights the cons (0 int, hostile traders, grayscale view) is up to you. It's a last resort measure for a reason.
Voyager said nothing wrong, its not his fault the expie was acting like a nigger
>>738297956posts like these make me kek
>>738298382>>738298803Cute>>738298631Sad
Can you imagine?
>>738253612>run starts off strong with 2 early geo trees, a chocolate milk jug, and zoom goggles>near end of layer 2 with plenty of storage, food, water, fire materials, and a couple tools/valuables to trade>perfect health but medical supplies are limited to a sterile dressing and a bruise kit>do some last second exercise and mushnapping and achieve happy status before entering layer 3>damn feeling real good about this run>spawn in oil causing my expie to ragdoll wildly off a ledge and into a sound cannon that blasts them at point blank rangewhy even trymy poor baby is just gonna get evicerated no matter how hard i try
>>738299038Oh yes, absolutely.
>>738289948Ok, there is one thing they can do, but i'm not letting them
>>738299169Are zoom goggles how people are able to see far offscreen?
>Your labubu gets mood up and an unique mood effect if he brings the giant bug to phase 1Quite cool, it's funny how "anime" some runs can go, even with how grim the game is
>>738299169that sucks. There definitely should be more safety for spawn points when continuing to another layer. I had a run were it just spawned me into a huge fall and had to use 2 whole sanitized bandages and wait 10 minutes to recover from it.
>>738299178how quickly would i get terminated if i asked that fat ass to sit on my face
>>738299579Literally in the next patch notes that layer spawning will always be a safe tile
>>738299765sexpie after i pull my pants down
>>738299592You would be promoted for surviving
>>738299592you'd be terminated by downward pressure before the company could ever dream of getting to you>final status: satisfied
>>738298382Imagine how annoying they would be in any outpost AUs.
>>738299880It would be more confused that you lacked a cunt despite being one
>Single glass shard physics down to my foot>Get flashbanged by red and need to spend 30 seconds pulling 10 nails the size of my hand out of my feet
>>738300460Deadly Africanized glass will do that to ya
>>738280546>infinitely powerful godworm checks you out>maybe weighing your very soul, maybe just looking at you>"yeah okay, you're cool. I'll take you to that one patch of the infinite darkness where you swim with your recursive selves forever, you little rat things are all about that, right?"honestly kind of a dick move if you think about it, there might be a different patch of that infinite darkness that leads to an orgasmic utopia of an afterlife.
>>738300078> They would all be in security> a bunch of narcs who goes invisible> trained to dismantle riots before they begin and incite discord> beats the shit out of sawians with stun batons for fun> monopolies the humans attention all for themselves
>>738299178What would happen if i were to steal his lunch?
>>738301059It would be very tasty 4 U
>>738301059He will cry infront if you as hes getting a heart attack
>>738300460I blame the observer.>laughs at your suffering
Can Expie survive a regular Terraria playthrough?
>>738268737Tea and pleasant conversation and cuddles with Eirene, who is no doubt overworked in her own way And rough sex in the last hour before we're able to leave
>>738301973No, absolutely not.The Terrarian would absolutely beat the shit out of the grey planet, however.
TONIGHTON TEST GEARI USE A SOPHISTICATED TESTING TOOL>Clarkson, in a test chamber: "Hammer!"RICHARD GETS INTO AN ARGUMENT>Richard is shouting at a Milky, the shot is framed so they're the same height.AND JAMES GETS SENT TO THE GREY PLANET>James, stepping out the pod: "Oh, cock."
>>738303013>James encounters a metalbush and starts rambling on about how it looks like a plant but is actually an animal as Clarkson's mood quickly plummets to homicidally miserable.
>>738303013Huh. They really are a Dune, Expie, and Milky, aren't they?
imagine the size of the wikipedia page if we ever had another sapient species introduced into human civilization
>>738268737Brass look like it needs pats
>>738303949I would be more worried on how far the porn sites would go and what sort of degeneracy you could see happening in LiveLeaks-esque sites
>Sawians get introduced into human society>A bunch of them immediately start only-fans/cams accounts for money
>>738302463The Terrarian is functionally omnipotent in their canon so that makes sense. I don't actually know how many games a default expie could handle assuming they kept the whole injury system. Maybe Stardew Valley?
>>738304534Since they're part human i wonder if their would be any fucked up babys
>>738304724I doubt they’re actually fertile
>>738304778Isn't it established they can reproduce
>>738304846aren’t they all clones?
>>738304897The initial ones are clones. But them being able to reproduce saves costs.
>>738304987huh
>>738304695Honestly looking through my games it's very slim picking for Expie to live. Though they might be a good Sam replacement for Poker Night at the Inventory.
>>738304695My Summer Car with Expie (He doesn't know Finnish or how to drive)
>>738269751>twelve fucking feet tallit's funny, they're described as "twice the size of a human" but by the time of gunsaw they've regressed to picrel:experiments seem to range between 130cm and 160cm, so let's assume 145cm average = picrel's 47pxbarons have shrunk down to 172cm (5' 8"), aka human sized(either that or the average expie has grown into towering giants)
>>738305524wonder if it's from interbreeding with other sawians for 3-4 generationsgunsaw is apparently set almost a century laterthough i wouldn't say no to 10ft expies
>>738305619>spoileranon they would almost certainly try to enact violent vengance on you for all the horrific tests suffered under the scientists
>>738303013>>738303352>Hammond managing to survive absurd amounts of dropsSomehow it makes sense.
>>738304897No they are all self reproducing herms. They have lower sex drives so they tend to do more asexual reproduction but they can have sex, they just really need to be in the mood
>>738304417We've already got animal crushing. we dont have to speculate on human cruelty to animals
>>738305895Little man is good at surviving sudden impacts makes sense he'd be fine with the drop pods
>>738305684We need a fanfic in gunsaw where a bunch of daring humans land on the planet and they get into scuffle but make peace as the sawians begin to rediscover there domesticated genes
>>738306102Ok but what if some crazy asian pays the dog man thing to do the puppy crushing. Is that murder or animal abuse
>>738306102True.Although there's whole nother angle to it when it's another species that can communicate and understand us, feels like we would be the ayys that shove anal probes into people
whole pizza for expie
>>738306156They are not simple minded animals and they hate being treated like animals. They are capable of being self aware and introspection
>>738306241He will get sick and vomit on the carpet for eating it all
>>738306241>>738306345Sounds like an idea for an experiment.We'll try three different pizza sizesSmall - 4 slicesMedium - 6 slicesLarge - 8 slicesBack in a moment.
>>738306385Anon can you please stop torturing expies?
I want a pet milky
>>738306487This is legitimate science, thank you.
status on them Ao3 stories? im in a reading mood today
>>738306512A milky will scream at you and say "No TOUCHIES! And fuck off." Im not joking
>>738306053That's gay lore and in my headcanon they're simply just mammals with females and males. End of story, sorry not sorry.
>>738306642Making a fic where Rance confuses them with galmons, and then bully and rape 'em
Hey dudeI get that you want to fuck animalsBut keep that in your headAnd keep it in your pantsFelonies are foreverShut up yet?Cool manHit us with that tight gameplay dawg
>>738306294Ok but what if its for a but load of fent and morphine
>>738306385Okay, first results from a whole small pizza.>Sawian was last fed a few hours ago. Self described as "could eat but not hungry".>Subject ate the first slice happily. Would not continue.>Security and lab assistants force-fed the remaining three slices to the subject.>Subject proceeded to vomit profusely. Blood is observed in the vomit.>Subject continues to vomit. >Subject appears severly dehydrated. Complains of burning feeling in stomach.>Full recovery predicted if water and disinfectant were to be supplied.
>>738306667I will touch it anyway
>>738306913How do I get this sandbox lab mode? It's a different fork? Couldn't find it in the steam demo
>>738306913Second and third pizzas had similar results, with the exception of how quickly the subject perished.The expie who ate the medium pizza died after half an hour from sepsis and blood loss.The large pizza killed in under twenty minutes.>>738307083It's under tutorials.
>>738306854Your headcannon is wrong though...
>>738307146wtf death by pizzai can eat 2 mediums, these little punks suck
>>738307146give it a whole birthday next time, including ice cream and whatever party favors you can think of
I made an Expie nugget for a laugh.
>>738307245The junk food last several real hours and makes you fat. It's the best food in the game as anything else causes you to loose body mass (you slowly die from malnutrition)
Death to all corponiggers, i will fuck every expy and there's nothing you can do to stop me
Requesting an edit of this comic to be about the creation of Voyager, with the only changes needed being the lead scientist saying: >I've made a racist cat-shark! -but instead of looking suddenly puzzled at the final panel, have him either do a Lennyface or/and start wearing MoonMan's sunglasses. Also the background screetching can be whatever you'd like to.>>738260762That clip reminds me of a certain .gif from an old sharty raid of a poor unfortunate doggo fetching a huge lit firecracker, I hate this website sometimes
>>738307875I kinda wish that the final build will let you get your tail amputated - mostly just so that you can wear it like a scarf afterwards (and to let it be an ironic testament for your prior failings).
>>738309980lmao
