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kek part 2
this is embarassing
https://arch.b4k.dev/v/thread/738204265/#738209694
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>>738256874
A $200 discount and for Nintendo to make games for it.
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>>738256874
Nothing. The shitch2 was dead on arrival
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>>738257013
This but unironically
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>>738257082
kill yourself Eric
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Twitterposting?
Yeah, that is pretty embarrassing.
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>>738256874
quoted the wrong post
https://arch.b4k.dev/v/thread/738204265

Nintendo is desperate
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>daily switch 2 seethe snoy thread
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poor eric cant do anything right anymore, his hands tremble with rage and keep misclicking
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I don't get it. why do you care so much about some radom noname X account?
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>>738257013
Yeah. 500 dollars for a console, then 80 dollars for a single game? Then an extra 100 for an actual controller? I'll pass. Donkey Kong has shown that they will release incomplete games to sell day 1 DLCs so the already overpriced games are even more so.

$600 plus tax for a Switch is insanity. Not gonna buy one.
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bro every single day you do this for literally no reason as no amount of shitposting here would ever move the needle on console sales, I feel more pity for you than I do for the likes of chris chan
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>>738256874
A game I'm interested in playing
A job that pays me off so that I can actually afford one
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>>738256874
I am waiting for 6 games that interest me, so far there are only 2 so I'll wait.
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>>738256874
Im buying one either this month or next month.
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>>738257725
>he's inventing all his narrative now
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>>738256874
Why would I?
>Have PC
>Have Steam Deck
>Have PS5
What does the Switch 2 offer that I can't already do?
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>>738257725
The console is 450 and no game is $80
Why do you keep lying like this on this board, do you think this is reddit or twitter? Literally no one is falling for it.
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>>738256874
make public announcement that theyre cancelling all woke shit. and then go back and fix all the woke localizations and changes in their rereleased games

if they dont do that i wont giv enintendo a cent and pirate everything instead
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>>738257725
>reddit spacing on a 2 line post with not a single real price information
wtf.
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>>738256874
I barely played my Switch 1 and Nintendo fans are a straight up cult, not going to be associated with that insane asylum fanbase
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>>738258684
eric we all know its you over and over your posting style is instantly recognizable, please stop and seek help
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>>738258829
> insane asylum fanbase
thank you for proving my point
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To think OP got into a panic because everyone is making fun of SAAROS.
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switch 2 feels more like a switch pro than a new console
doesn't help there's nogaems
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>>738258684
Shit I meant the PS5. My bad.
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>>738257279
why aren't you dutifully replying to every single post of "eric" anymore?
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For nintendo to make games I'd give any shit about
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>>738258684
Same, I played those games on pc cause you know, the swich couldn't make it run over 25 fps
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>>738256874
I don't want a switch, I want nintendo to stop making consoles and just release on PC
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>>738260217
Yeah, both OP and you saying those things is pathetic. Imagine spending 10 years saying all of those things on loop.
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>>738256874
A new f-zero game
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>>738258621
play nintendo exclusives
>inb4 sour grapes
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>>738256874
>"nintendo is [fanfic]!!"
>"I own a switch 2 and I regret it. Totally not a larper btw"
>"IT DOESN'T HAVE GAMES...OKAY IT DOES BUT IT DOESNT COUNT!!!"
>"Dur hur shitch poo!"
Why is every switch 2 thread here like this?
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I already bought one second hand with pro controller and carrying case nearly brand new for cheap. I wouldn't recommend it to anyone
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>>738256874
how about a fucking Direct
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>>738258621
games
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>>738256874
half price and being cracked
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>>738260873
kys vegan
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The poors wont ever buy it. They are priced out of premium Nintendo experiences they would carry for their entire lives.
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>>738260707
Because it's made and bumped by one faggot with no life who does this shit for up to 70 hours straight when something really bad happens to Sony.
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>>738256874
Good games?
Your classic Nintendo baby games are not good games, sorry
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Next mainline Zelda or 3D Mario. It's not that hard
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imagine if 4chan still counted individual posters per threads lol
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>>738256874
Whole lotta deleted posts in that thread
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>>738256874
Nintendo would have to personally destroy the payment processors and global cemsorship stamdards, as well as fully dismantle tree house, and rerelease all their games with literal translations.
They'd have to steal every good IP from Sony and fix them, while reviving and backing Neptunia and Senran Kagura as flagship franchises. They'd have to pay reparations to palworld and advocate for the emulation and game preservation scene, while suing the government to destroy IP law.
Finally they'd have to release multiple m rated titles for sexual content in their first party franchises.
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>>738258539
>>738258626
>>738258683
>not a single real price
He's Canadian, those prices are accurate here.
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>>738256874
put an oled
add fc26 and gta5 / gta6
make it 300$

i will never buy one if it doesn't meet all of these 3 conditions, i will play my brother's ps5 when gta6 releases and I'm more than happy playing cs2 and factorio on my pc, fuck nintentranny
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Seriously though why now of all times are these "I bought a Switch 2" posts being pushed? I know Tomodachi is a hit but they know they can play it on Switch 1 right?
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>>738260707
As an anon in an earlier thread today said, these threads are just the same handful of schizos arguing with each other and samefagging all day. You can recognize their posting styles when you've seen enough of it.
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I would only buy a Switch 2 if:
>It has an OLED screen
>They update the CPU
>It can be hacked via software
>The Joy-Cons have good grip and at least Hall effect (preferably)
>It doesn't cost more than $300
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>>738260519
my steam deck can play your exclusives and to be honest, they aren't even that good even for free
>>738260865
can it run Sc2?
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>>738258684
there are mentally ill niggas under every single umbrella, there's no escape

this is simple statistics
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>>738261734
>(preferably TMR)
Fix and I would add: A replaceable battery that doubles its current battery life.
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>>738256874
I own a switch 2.
Legit I have used it more for Sega Genesis games than switch 2 games.
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>>738261558
imagine buying a fake game for 78.99$, couldn't be me
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>>738256874
>ITS THE FASTEST AND BEST SELLING CONSOLE OF ALL TIME!!!!
>what's it gonna take for us to sell you one
So which is it?
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>>738256874
Lower the prices. If they ever have some sort of switch 2 deal then maybe I could consider it but I dont really want to support $70 games.
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I bought it for Mario Kart World and I'm going to play Duskbloods and Gen X Pokemon on it.
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>>738256874
>Random nobody's tweet.
>>738261329
>>738261712
The things people will do for attention/replies.
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>>738261960
Good cuck, pay up for the copies that I will pirate in about 2 years
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>>738261924
>Us
I suspect Zelda Universe, an account with no verification, is not an official account for Nintendo or anyone associated with the company, anon.
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>>738256874
If anyone is wondering, this is why.
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>>738262097
Nintendo retweeting literal WHOs indicates that they're out of steam and ways to sell you the switch 2.
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>>738261657
It's a single snoy.
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>>738256874
Switch 2 has no games so i'd probably just buy a switch 1 if i really wanted one
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No one liked the new Mario Kart so I guess I'll just skip this gen.
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>>738256874
Nothing, I don't like consoles.
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do tendiegoys and snoytroons not have anything better to do than masturbating to sales numbers?
are they too retarded to play videogames?
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>>738262168
>Nintendo retweeting literal WHOs
care to post a screenshot?
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>>738262262
Consolekids have no sense of self. They don't buy things because it suits them, they buy them because it's an abstraction of teamred teamblue sports. Seriously, imagine being a tax paying adult and vehemently arguing online for your kidshit kart racer or ball and gun games
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Consolewarring is horrendously gay and retarded and that also includes PCfags.
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>>738262168
>looks up multiple official nintendo accounts
>none of them are retweeting posts besides their own
?
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>>738262168
>Look inside
>No retweet remarks of any kind anywhere
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>>738256874
There's just nothing that appeals to me. It's not just a Nintendo problem either. I'm just falling out of video games really, realistically. An exclusive Monster Hunter. But after Rise I wouldn't trust that it would remain on that console, so I'd just wait until it gets ported because none of my friends have Switch 2 (except for one maybe) and really only play games with friends. But even if it was a limited time exclusive, if it looked good enough matlybe I'd drop the bag during tax season or when I get a bonus. As expensive as it is, it's more of a lack of games I specifically care about than a price issue. $80 for Mario kart is laughable though, and knowing Nintendo doesn't price drop doesn't really make me want to get on the console, because I'd have to pay for online too. It's really hard to justify all that when it is just a fucking leapfrog learning pad
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>>738262262
>>738262375
>OP trying to distance himself from his own thread
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>>738260707
>He can't comprehend someome regretting a purchase
Good goy.
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>>738262526
>manic consolekid in need of sunlight and medication
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>>738262526
>subhuman corposlave trying to distance itself from what's left of its dignity
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Nintendo Switch 2 game prices are dropping fast at major U.S. retailers, and Nintendo doesn't appear to be doing anything to stop it. Walmart stores across the country have begun selling first party Switch 2 games like Pokemon Legends ZA, Metroid Prime 4 Beyond, Donkey Kong Bananza, Kirby Air Riders, Zelda Tears of the Kingdom, and Animal Crossing Switch 2 Edition for as low as $35 to $40. That's well below their original $60 to $70 MSRP. Just two weeks earlier, Costco put on clearance many of the same Nintendo Switch 2 titles at $29.97, which was the first major sign that physical game sales on the platform were underperforming. Two of the largest retailers in America are now independently slashing Nintendo game prices within weeks of each other, and that kind of pattern doesn't happen by accident.
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>>738256874
200$ price
custom firmware
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>>738262573
>she pretend to be someone with economic power to bay anything
>>738262526
you made the faggots dilate
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>>738256874
Did the Xenoblade games ever get a framerate patch?
They all run like dogshit on Switch 1.
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>snoys seething ITT
What could have caus-
>>738262158
That makes sense. Funny how even Brits, the biggest snoys in the world, don't want Sony gay jeet cuck games.
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>>738258621
>>Have PS5
Why?
Is bloodborne that good
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>>738262757
The troon here is you. A lot of tendies trooned out by the time totk came out.
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>>738262573
Every time someone here claims they "regret buying it" uses the usual terms like 'shitendo', 'shitch poo' and 'toddlerslop'. Maybe try being less obvious and maybe people here will believe you, nigger
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I forgot there was a Switch 2.
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>>738256874
Games that aren't overpriced
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>>738263026
I bought a PS4 years ago and I shit on Snoy all the time.
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>>738256874
I am a very late adopter of the Switch. I still have yet to play a ton of these must play games on the tablet. I see no reason to upgrade, perhaps ever.
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>>738258626
why do murilards always talk about prices without tax? what you actually pay is gonna be more like ~$490 right?
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>>738263175
This. Nintendo has been firmly in the 40 bucks category for me for a while. So pivoting from 20 bucks too much to 40 bucks too much has me completely uninterested.
Favorite switch games: Golf Story, Mario V Rabbids, Ring Fit, Mario Odyssey
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>>738262841
I got it for at my partner's house where I didn't have a PC at the time.
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>>738263385
My state doesn't have sales tax
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>>738263385
>what you actually pay is gonna be more like ~$490 right?
If you live in a third world shithole yeah
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>>738263695
so the US? i can easily agree with that
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>>738258626
>no game is $80
Why do you keep lying like this on this board?
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>>738264239
I don't like any of those games
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>>738264334
watch out someone is going to tell you that you lost and got raped
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>>738264239
65 euros on amazon stop posting canadian bullshit
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>>738264239
He was saying no game is WORTH 80 but accidentally the operative word
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>>738264436
>stop posting canadian bullshit
https://www.nintendo.com/us/store/games/
U.S.
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>>738256874
>>738257082
>21 million consoles sold in 10 months
>Best PS5 year ever was 20.8 million consoles sold
>dead on arrival
Why do Snoys have so much free time they obsess over Nintendo 24/7?
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>>738257013
This and lower the game prices. Also for 4chan.org to ban xitter screencaps. Then and only then will I buy the Switch 2.
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>>738264494
you don't buy games there. nobody does. The price is on wallmart and amazon
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>>738264876
Stop pretending to be retarded.
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>>738264995
I'm not even sure I'd give a shit about the 80 dollar MSRP if not for Nintendo's Jewish EBAHGLEEN PLICINGU! and their definition of a deal being "Buy 2 get 1 for 10 dollars off"
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>>738262797
brit bongs did NOT redeem.
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>hourly snoy cope thread
Part 2 Part 1 died pre-bump limit btw
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>>738257725
>have a future doctor steal one from an affluent peer at school
>offer them a $400 scholarship
>jailbreak it at home with an SD card
it's easy to get a Switch 2 for cheap you just don't want to work for it
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>>738256874
no more gamekey cards
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>>738256874
frens probably
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>>738257142
kill yourself Eric
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idk, maybe arms 2 or if gamefreak ever unfucked themselves and made a good pokemon game again. most likely, though, steam deck just obviates the need for me. i've got decades of handheld games to play through on it, it's hard to imagine a new game that would singlehandedly justify getting a console for it
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let me pirate games and put emulators on it
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nothing. there is nothing that would get me to buy a Switch 2 that doesn't involve profiting off of its resale in some way.
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>>738256874
barely even touch my switch 1 anymore.
switch 2 doesnt have any games that convince me to get one right now.
That simple.
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>>738256874
piracy. pretty simple metric really, that they never really take into account. there are at least over a million people who would buy a nintendo console specifically just to hack the device to get the games to run for free on it.

i don't buy consoles i can't do that on.
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>>738256874
If it was 99 bucks.
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>>738264995
I posted about this last week, I had a guy insisting the games aren’t $80 dollars and when I pointed out they in fact are he tried to argue they come with dlc that raises the value. Tears of the kingdom switch 2 edition DOES NOT include the season pass and neither does breath of the wild. Nintendo really expects you to pay $70 for an 8 year old game, plus $20 for the season pass plus tip.
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>>738261558
>canadian dollars
might as well be zimbabwean dollars lol, still less than in USD
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>>738264995
I've been waiting for the Kirby and the Forgotten Land Switch 2 edition to drop in price and it hasn't budged an INCH in about a year. When Nintendo says $80, they mean $80 as opposed to Capcom saying $70 and then a year later you can grab it for $20.
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>>738266261
I don't think TotK actually has any DLC.
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>>738256874
>price drop
>$60 games
>lower pricing on years old, poor selling or average Nintendo first party titles
I don’t want to hate the switch 2
But it’s insulting that Mario Kart World is full price while Prime 4 is already getting discounted
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>>738256874
Games, for one.
Games that aren't overpriced to hell and back, for another.
Lower pricepoint for the console as well.
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A new 3D Mario
That’s all it takes
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$300 and bundled with botw, smash bros and mario kart
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>>738256874
>get rid of Furukawa
>put physical games back in the $60 range
>slash the price to $350 or at the very least $400
>no more key card bullshit
>make actual games and not cozy bullshit
Those are my terms.
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Could the Switch 2 at lest get a Steam Deck emulator better than the one for Switch?
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>>738267064
i refuse to believe anyone of sound mind really cares about key cards
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>>738267097
NTA but the game key cards are useless, just buy digital instead at that point. I can't remember the last game I even sold, it had to have been over 10 years ago.
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>>738267207
yes, exactly, just buy digital
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>>738267064
>cozy bullshit
Anon pokopia, animal crossing and tomodachi life are the best selling games on the console
Nobody buys Metroid or F-Zero
Even /v/ has daily comfy switch threads
Nintendo is just that kinda company nowadays
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>>738258054
>A job that pays me off so that I can actually afford one
You have been reported to the ADL for extreme antisemitism
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>>738267207
True, we can just buy the game straight from the eshop but physical games go on sale more often than digital and we can also buy it used. GKCs has always been such a nonissue thing, at least for me
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MK world just isn't that good. DK bananza is nice but Metroid 4 is just terrible. It's library is very weak. That and the nickel and diming for everything, 90 dollar controllers, come the fuck on.
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>>738256874

The Switch 2 isn't really worth it so far. Mario Kart World was boring. Donkey Kong minecraft didn't interest me. ToTK I played on Switch 1 and didn't enjoy it like BoTW. Maybe Pokopia is cool? (I'm not really that into Animal Crossing)

Really, all I play on it is Fortnite and only because it's cool being able to pick up and play a multiplayer shooter in bed. I really don't have to though because I have a Steam Deck and a ROG Ally but the Switch is more convenient and has less shader stutters.
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>>738258626
Mario Kart World is $80
>But le bundle made it $50!
Not for sale anymore.
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>>738268370
If you ever spin up fortnite on Switch 1 you'll wonder how you ever tolerated it.
The selling point of the 2 is not new games (but I can vouch for Kirby Air Riders and Pokopia), it's Switch 1 games with update patches to actually hold 1080p60 (or sometimes 1080p30/40), or games that had nasty frame drops like Warriors titles that now run smoothly even without dedicated new patches.
Plus 'boost mode' in handheld mode to play Switch 1 games in 1080p 'TV mode'.
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>>738261527
It is ridiculous that they even removed it in the first place.
It only instigates more spam and samefagging from board/general schizos.
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>>738269781
it was gay when they introduced it and i'm glad it's gone
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>>738268702
>it's Switch 1 games with update patches
with PAID update patches, important distinction
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>>738257013
this
make it cost like 150€ with games like 10-20€ AT MOST and then we can talk
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>>738268702
I've heard Minecraft runs like shit on every device, but Minecraft on switch had me wondering how this shit is allowed as a for sale product, let alone the scummy DLC shit it's constantly trying to sell.
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>>738256874
Third party exclusives. GOOD first party exclusives. I don't care if the market is allergic to this. That's what I see value in.
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>>738256874
I bought one only because I got one from Woot for that $400 deal they had. I must say the console feels a lot more like a finished product than the switch 1. That said, the only good thing about switch 2 is playing switch 1 games in better FPS.
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>>738256874
the snoys tears
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I already got an stitch 2 and so far has spent several months collecting dust because there's literally nothing to play.
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>>738268702
>>738270636
why not just emulate on your PC and stream to a tablet?
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I have one and I no longer need my Hacked Switch 1.
>playing splatoon 3 feels great
>Bananza was a better Odyssey
>air riders was the true goty of last year, a shame online quee spam killed it
>raiders kino
>great for third parties as well
>handheld boosts
>tomodachi is a great check in twice a day game at 1080p
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>>738271043
>stream
Lol no, not even in my own house.
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>>738271132
>Bananza was a better Odyssey
>air riders was the true goty of last year, a shame online quee spam killed it
stopped here
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>>738271184
this is a tech illiterate opinion masquerading as clever
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>stitch 2
He really can't resist himself, can he?
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>>738256874
It's probably not a good sign that the only games I own on the thing are Switch 1 games I missed and the Switch 2 version of Tears of the Kingdom. Maybe I'll pick up on Pokopia if I have absolutely nothing else going on. The only thing I'm looking forward to is that Fromsoft game and whatever Monolith Soft is working on next.
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>>738256874
if i'm being honest, this is all it would take
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>>738256874
Jesus christ this guy is in a different league of mental illness entirely.
Few people can take up over half of a thread by themselves.
This kind of gigaschizo can only be compared to the likes of the barry/FFXV-kun guy at his worst, barneyfag and -ACK.
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>>738271613
Don't take The Lord's name in vain dude
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>>738271043
Because for only $400 I never have to sit at a desk again
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>OLED screen
>VRR in docked mode
I don't ask much but I don't think they will deliver in years.
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>>738266409
>But it’s insulting that Mario Kart World is full price while Prime 4 is already getting discounted
Mario Kart sells while Prime 4 is a bad game that doesn't sell.
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>>738258919
>GTA6 might be in trouble again with workers complaining recently
>Mario Galaxy movie coming out to digital soon and already blew away Sonic and Sony's Goat movie. This on top of Sony selling off K-Pop Demon hunters and keeping Goat because they thought it was going to be bigger franchise
>Sony sued for price fixing and has to pay back millions to their users
>PS5 price hikes
>Switch at 155 million

There's been so much panic from the schizos
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>>738261807
>can it run Sc2?
You know, with the mouse feature it'd be an alright place for Starcraft and a whole bunch of other games which primarily are mouse controlled. Whether it'll happen is a complete coin toss, though.
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>>738261807
>can it run Sc2?
Why the fuck would you want to play SC2? I'd rather play SC64 and that has a realistic chance of appearing on the Switch.
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>>738272793
Also
>Saaros wasn't able to beat tomodachi life in the UK (a region full of snoys)
>lately, more people have been buying switch 2s most likely because of tomodachi life (which snoys made up a fanfic about nintendo apparently paying people to buy a switch 2 then post it on social media to make them look good)
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>>738257013
>A $200 discount
Same. Only reason I even play my Switch 1 is for Baten Kaitos and Pokemon LG
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I already have one because I love video games and fun. Nintendo gamers are simply happier on average.
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>>738274389
>Baten Kaitos
Wasn't the HD versions total ass?
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>>738274462
I've only gotten a few hours in (I played the originals like 10+ times) and outside of them removing the lovable but very shitty English dub it feels fine. Then again I was like 15 when the original came out and this is my first replay in over 10 years so I don't really have a fresh comparison in my mind
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>>738262375
Yeah I spend countless dollars on games only to to own nintendo manchildren on a gay imageboard
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>>738256874
I haven't touched my sw2 since last december
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>>738274814
I played mine last night
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A new Zelda game. I do not give a single fuck about anything else Nintendo puts out as its all baby shit or retarded anime weeb shit. I got a Switch 1 just for the Zelda games and I will do the same thing for the Switch 2.
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>>738271201
nufag, you're supposed to pick one line to stop at.
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>>738262375
I don't buy games for console war faggotry, I buy them because I want to play them. Nintendo IS winning and the fact that this makes snoys and "PC vegans" seethe is just so fucking funny it's worth coming to these threads to make fun of them
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>>738256874
A console-only version with a big price cut.
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>>738256874
1 more action adventure exclusive. No RPGs, no cozy games, no racing or party games. I just want to explore, jump around, and fight dudes. Bananza looks good, but the rest I have no interest in.
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So how much did Nintendo pay you to do the survey?
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>>738274987
I played with your gf last night
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Its way too expensive for a Nintendo machine. When you buy a snoy or xbox machine you know you will be playing 3rd party games on it so the price doesnt matter as much. But a Nintendo machine you are just buying to play Nintendo games and they only put out like 1 decent game every 2 or 3 years worth getting. They are like the opposite of snoy who put out 0 first party games worth getting but they get frequent 3rd party games so it doesnt matter. I'm not paying like 500 bucks for a Nintendo machine that still has no games worth playing.
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>>738258621
Games, lol. Enjoy your rogue like indie deck builders and saaros, dude!
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This shit costs $630 bucks plus tax in Canada. Nintendo has completely lost their marbles.
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>>738277763
>When you buy a snoy or xbox machine you know you will be playing 3rd party games on it so the price doesnt matter as much
Stopped reading right here.
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>>738277763
It's a portable so you get all the games that it can run at recent resolution+framerates on it instead of whatever shitbox Sony and Microsoft are selling at the time. That usually means remasters/ports of old games and indie games. No Switch 2 games pictured due to the fact that there's still no OLED so I don't own one.
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>>738277959
And the PS5 cost?
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>>738261807
>my steam deck can play your exclusives
We've seen how switch emulation runs on steam deck and it runs worse than the switch 1
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Be the price that it should be at. Also not be a literal consumer's violation with the retarded key cards.
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>>738278326
What right is being violated?
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>>738278405
Unless stated otherwise, a consumer has no idea that they're buying a fucking download. A lot of people are unaware of WHY these things suck and they just buy it thinking its a cartridge. Nintendo did a good job of making sure that information is not casually known among the mainstream.
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>>738277996
what? You would have to be a retard to play 3rd party games on Nintendo machines vs playing them on a Playstation or xbox because they run and look much worse on nintendo machines.
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>>738278481
>unless you’re retarded and can’t read the packaging or didn’t watch nintendo literally explain what a Keycard is*

So what right is being violated?
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>>738278503
You would have to be a retard to play 3rd party games on PlayStation or Xbox machines vs playing them on a PC because they run and look much worse on PCs
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>>738278542
I should have figured you weren't asking sincerly. Here's your (You).
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>>738278109
That doesnt mean anything to me as I never play games outside the house and havent done that since the gameboy when I was a kid. I dunno who the hell all these people are who need to play games outside the house. I'd prefer it Nintendo just made a home console and made it more powerful or cheaper and ditched the portable aspect completely.
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>>738278109
Do they support TATE?
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>>738278638
PC fat incels are not part of this thread. This is a normie console thread.
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>>738257013
Also free dick sucking
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>>738278639
Thanks. So what right is being violated?
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>>738278405
When you buy a physical game it should actually have the game on it, this shouldn’t even be up for debate but here we are. I remember people coped and said the cards would only be used for big games but then bravely default was one of the first GKCs. I also remember people saying Nintendo games wouldn’t get put on a GKC but pokopia (a 6 gig game) is on a GKC. The whole reason Nintendo is pushing GKC is because they want to switch to digital only so they can have 100% profit without losing money to physical game sales and retailer cuts. This is why they got rid of Nintendo gold points too, they DO NOT want you to buy physical. Nintendo isn’t run by people who play video games or even make video games, the CEO is an accountant and his board is full of bankers.
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>>738278731
>s-stop pointing out my hypocrisy
Lol
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>>738278503
>because they run and look much worse on nintendo machines.
FF7 Rebirth looks and runs great on switch2. There is literally no point in buying the other consoles anymore unless you REALLY want to spend over $600 for a slightly better experience
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>>738278825
>it should actually have the game on it,
Fortunately for everyone involved, it does. Read into what a GKC actually is
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>a bunch of brown people and teenagers with no money still spamming DROP THE PRICE
It is the least expensive console on the market and has more true exclusives than any of them had during their first year.
Actually, scratch that, it currently has more exclusives than the PS5 right now. It currently has more exclusives than X-Box series whatever the fuck.
It is more expensive than ever to make games. It is more expensive than ever to live. I don't think Nintendo staff should take a pay cut just because you haven't figured out how to navigate this yet.
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OLED. That's the main reason why I wont buy it. Wont touch that 40ms+ response time not even with a 10 foot pole.

If nintendo was smart theyd release an OLED refresh right about now. And I want to buy a switch 2 because I like it.
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>>738278825
>This is why they got rid of Nintendo gold points too, they DO NOT want you to buy physical
Gold points are for discounting digital games, retard
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Someone is scared about friday
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>>738278921
No it doesn’t, it’s essentially an assbackwards way of getting a download key, that’s it. You have to download the full game to play it, you need an internet connection and disk space to play. A game card doesnt have these requirements. GKCs have all the downsides of a physical game with none of the upsides.

>>738279031
Guess how you get gold points retard.
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Why is everyone using the little bat guy in Mario Kart World? I haven’t played in forever and I assume some faggot YouTuber said he’s the best character or something.
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>>738256874
i bought one but literally all i play is salmon run
mario kart is overpriced and air riders is too dead to buy at full price
there's nothing else until splatoon raiders and duskbloods and after that there's nothing we know of that's worth buying
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>>738279064
By buying both digital and physical, retard
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>>738279064
You only need to put the gkc in the system for it to work. You have no idea how a GKC works, clearly
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I may have bought one for the new Star Fox, but that was fake. Honestly, at this point I just want to wait for Miyamoto to finally die or retire. He just doesn't have "it" anymore.
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>>738279175
i heard the new starfox has a multiplayer focus so i'm hoping it's nintendo's chromehounds
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>>738279139
Put the key card in the switch 2 without internet and see what happens. I can’t tell if you’re just trying to ragebait or you’re genuinely retarded.
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I'm having a blast with my Switch 2.
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>>738278706
Yes aside from Deathsmiles because it's a horizontal shooter and Aleste Collection as the collection is just console games to begin with. I personally haven't used it. I tried printing out a 3D adapter but noticed after printing it that it would obscure the exhaust fan and decided against using it. Combined with the relatively bad LCD that my V1 Switch has I've decided to just play it on my OLED TV. Once I get an OLED Switch 2 I'll just get one of those aftermarket adapters and enjoy docked performance on a better screen.
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new zelda and mario game please.
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>>738278825
>>738279064
You got more gold points from digital games than physical ones. They also got rid of game vouchers so digital Switch 1 games got more expensive. If Nintendo is trying to push digital sales they're not doing the best job.
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>>738256874
new mario and it's a deal
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>>738261871
This. Until then I'm still fine with my Switch 1 OLED.
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>>738279395
Mario wonder
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>>738257013
fpbp
If they can sell it that cheap in japan they can in the rest of the world. You know, like how they have for every other fucking console.
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>>738261871
>A replaceable battery that doubles its current battery life
I doubt the revision will double battery life but with EU demanding replaceable batteries the next Switch 2 revision will 100% have a removable battery and better battery life.
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>>738256874
I might consider buying Switch 2 when the next Xenoblade is announced. So far, its only exclusive that remotely interests me is Fire Emblem, and I'm not buying a console for a single game.
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>>738279704
this, idk why the fuck we need to subsidize Japan. fuck them
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>>738279980
Because the japanese market is the only market that matters. Why? Because they make the only games that matter.
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>>738256874
Get rid of key cards, that's it. Fucking Vanillaware could release their next game on key card and I wouldn't buy it.
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I'll consider it when there's a 3d mario, it's like they launched this two years too early
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>>738278278
depends on the game.
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>>738256874
I'd need games.
>A good Zelda game
>A good 3D Mario game
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>>738256874
maybe if you took your thumb off the fucking screen i'd buy it
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>>738277763
I'm nearsighted and simply prefer a handheld and sitting in a comfy position, don't even own any Nintendo games. Don't like big AAA games either, mostly own atelier/disgaea/rune factory/older FF and jrpg games
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>>738281787
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>>738281983
Not a tendie but those are the only 2 Nintendo franchises that get decent games now
>Metroid
Metroid Prime 4
>Mario Kart
World
>Smash Bros
Ultimate
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>>738282058
>names 3 good games and calls them bad
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>>738279263

Why would you buy a gamekey card with no internet? You're incredibly fucking retarded.
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Nintendo and Valves are now competing for the worst fanboys this year.
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>>738282058
>implying the liquid horseshit known as Prime 4 is any way comparable to World or Ultimate
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a bideo gabe worth playin'
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>>738282424
>touhou tranny is retarded with shit taste
no surprises here
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>>738282424
>>738282828
ladies, please, we can reach a compromise here
prime 4 and touhou are BOTH shit
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>>738282828
When your only counterargument is calling others names you've already conceded and I accept your concession.
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You'd have to pay me to own a Nintendo console.

Also fuck the retards who defend gamecards or whatever, the physical tether that still forces you to download digital but to insert some card to play it.

LMAO. I'm too old for this shit.
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>>738282341
says the snoy
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>>738256874
350 EUR and I would buy it.
I'm not buying a Shitch over 400 EUR on principle.
MAYBE 400 EUR with a game bundled that I'm actually interested in (new Star Fox, new 3D Mario, new FE for example) but that's pushing it.
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>>738256874
>what is it take
SAAARS!
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>>738256874
Just make fucking good games already that at least justify the price-points and peripheral features, why the fuck is this even a question? Only a couple noteworthy first-party titles released so far that aren't racing/party sidegames and their quality all fell victim to the open world slop meme.
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>>738258621
b-but the handful of exclusives!
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>>738258621
>>Have Steam Deck
>>Have PS5
Frankly these are redundant if you have a PC+Switch 2. You're not missing out on anything.
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>>738277959
>Canada
lol kys subhuman
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>>738277959
wtf that's fuck all. Good for you saar.
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>>738286136
Please understand. Their housing market's in shambles.
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>>738266409
IT'S TIME TO CONSUME CONTENT
CON-CON TIME TIME TO CON-CON
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>>738256874
New 3D Mario
New Monolithsoft game
The Duskbloods release date
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>>738257725
>Bananza
>incomplete
>because it sold dlc a month later.
never understood the entitlement over "day 1 dlc", but you know damn well it's a fully complete game without it. Just say it doesn't appeal to you, you autistic lying retard
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>What's it take to get you to buy the new Smash Bros machine in 2026 if you haven't already?
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>>738261807
if you're going to larp as an emutroon, at least do it on pc, bud. Deck performance is awful for the majority of Switch, and Switch 2 is nonexistent
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>>738285926
How are you going to play GTA 6, Wolverine, and Astro Bot?
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>>738264239
>>738264995
>the gaslight as if most aren't upgrading Zelda for only 20
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I can’t defend the Switch 2. There’s such an extreme lack of games that I’ve just been playing SNES on NSO.
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>>738288109
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>>738279374
>Patreon for AI slop
Why?
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>>738288109
>GTA 6, Wolverine
Well I'm white for starters.
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>>738288109
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>>738288109
why didn't you list saaros? and neil druckmans next masterpiece?
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>>738261558
wal-mart has the mario kart world bundle for $599 in some places
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They need to turn back the clock 25 years Nintendo needs to make games like they used to before the Wii
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Games actually on sale (<$20), free online, controllers that don't self destruct after 6 months.
I can pay the $500 or whatever it is for the console itself but fuck the jewtendo ecosystem
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>>738288109
>GTA 6
maybe, but it's gonna be woke slop
>Wolverine
capeslop in the year 2026 is crazy dude
>Astro Bot
we already have mario
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>>738279374
>he liked this image enough to save it
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>>738288426
You're no different than the people who diss Nintendo games for being for babies. Time to get off that high horse.
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>>738256874
I don't want anything to do with Nintendo
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>>738288474
What games do you play now?
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>>738288502
Saying you already have Mario in the face of Astro Bot is no different than someone saying they don't need to play Breath of the Wild because they have Elden Ring.
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>>738288586
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>>738288525
Are you actually trying to referee this discussion? What the fuck is your problem?
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>>738256874
genshin impact(or any other major gacha) releases
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>>738288586
So?
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>>738288586
except elden ring is going to be coming out on the switch 2 lil bro
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>>738288628
No, thanks for the offer.
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>>738288525
Nintendo games don't generally appeal to non-whites as there's very little guns or balls.
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>shitch 2 has no games and tendies are low iq dont bother
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>>738288780
Goddamn is that really Eric? no wonder he's such a bitter fuck. I would be too if I looked like that
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>>738256874
NCAA Football game
a new Star Fox game
Cheaper.
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>>738288815
>snoy is black
I would say I'm surprised but... I'm not.
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>>738256874
team fortress 2 on it.


Basically nothing else
>but you can already play on the steam dick
it's about playing TF2 with a braid new audience of millions of tendies
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>>738288851
Nah, I don't think that's true. Eric wishes he was black, that's why he defends Sony tooth and nail.
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>>738288628
Fuck weebs man this sites was better when you guys weren’t here
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>>738288815
Calm down. It's just a picture.
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>>738288917
>4chan was created in 2003 as a way to discuss anime and Japanese culture
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>>738288646
Trying to downplay their significance isn't really an argument. Anyone could reduce games of any sort. It's not special.

>>738288698
The point still stands though. What would you say if someone said they don't need Duskbloods because they already have Bloodborne?
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>>738288628
Do you want third parties too, or just 1st parties?
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>>738289004
Anon, why didn't you disavow this poster? >>738288720
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>>738256874
It needs to be cheaper, it just isn’t worth the money compared to ps5
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>>738289089
>eric larping as black
This is just sad, man.
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>>738289073
It doesn't really appear like they are necessarily here to have a discussion in good faith
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>>738289139
I wasn't trolling
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>Looks inside any threads that criticizes nintendo
>It's just eric spam

Does this mean the site is approaching its death?
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Even if it was the price of a Switch 1, the price of the games are outrageous.
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Nope. I don't support evil thing like """"key"""" card. Get fucked.
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>>738289252
Half the threads I lurk have some signature schizo shitting them up. Frankly I think I'll drop this site within the year unless they add thread IDs.
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>>738289508
That's too bad. I support them.
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>>738289183
Alright then,
Splatoon3, Metroid Dread(HIGHLY recommen, it's so fucking underrated it hurts), Danganronpa games(I'd say Ace Attorney first but you're into Echi), TWEWY games, The Hundred Line, the Pikmin games, Air Riders , Tomodachi, Pokopia, Smash Ultimate, Bananza, KATFL(get the switch 2 version on a sale if you can), DMC3SE(switch exclusive towers), Silksong (120fps in handheld), KRTDLDX(Magolor kino)
I'm just listing off my library
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>>738289602
I've been here longer than you've been alive.
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>>738256874
>tendies are literally begging people to buy a shitch poo
L M A O
M
A
O
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>>738257013
Princess Peach to come over here and satisfy me and I'll buy the whole game collection
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>ERIC ERIC ERIC ERIC
What got the famitsutroons dilating again?
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>he's hallucinating again.
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>>738284784
retard
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Extremely low quality thread.
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>>738290023
I'm not your boogieman.
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Should I play Kingdom Hearts 3 on my PS5 or Zelda Age of Imprisonment on my Switch 2?
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>>738256874
$300 price tag
All games no more than $60.
Physical game cards containing full games.
"Nintendo Switch 2 Welcome Tour" free with the console.
Free online play.
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>>738256874
>$300 price tag
>lose subscription service or make it free
>make better first party controllers
>more color variations and special editions
>$40-$60 games again
basically make it worth playing and buying games, otherwise enjoy people constantly shitting on it and saying they can just emulate on better hardware. havent been hyped for anything nintendo related other than movies and pikmin
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>>738290218
i don't like either of those games
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>>738290553
>movies
>>>>>>>>hyped
You are a fucking child, and I'm a tendie.
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>>738290553
imagine not being hyped for splatoon
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>>738290705
I cant be excited for a movie? seems pretty boring
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>>738256874
I'm waiting for some good game to get released so some nerds get motivation to make an emulator for it. Fuck paying for vidya that's locked to a shitty handheld
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>>738256874
A new mainline zelda
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>>738290754
absolutely hate splatoon as much as I hated rabbids killing off rayman
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>>738290815
but it's the best shooter since quake
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>>738256874
A home console version so I don't have to pay for a screen I'll never use.
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I like my Switch 2, but I wish it was hackable. The homebrew scene ports so much shit that's literally never coming to Switch or Switch 2, first party or otherwise. We might be in a situation with Courage Reborn where the Switch gets a native homebrew port of Zelda: Twilight Princess before Nintendo gets off their asses and finally does it.

Pity the PC prices going to shit ruined the possibility of an 'eck 2.
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>>738256874
It has to performance better than my 1080 Ti in docked mode.
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>>738290767
You can be hyped for a movie, but not Nintendo movies, if you actually want to have an opinion on something.
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>>738256874
just give me a new 3D Mario
i bought the switch 1 for mario odyssey and i was satisfied with that and BOTW.
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>>738290928
I didnt say nintendo movies though? I said movies and pikmin. if anything im interested in the zelda movie, backrooms, obsession, MK2, passenger, etc
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>>738290754
How are you hyped for Splatoon after seeing that trailer?
>looks like a ps3 game
>ugly beach aesthetic when beaches are hard as hell to fuck up looking nice
>single player salmon run
The single player campaign of 2 and 3 looked better than Raiders.
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>>738291016
raiders has PVE coop so it's basically a salmon run spinoff
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>>738291014
You said
>anything nintendo related other than MOVIES and..
you FUCKING autismo
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>>738256874
A public apology and a written statement to the effect that those game key cards will never be produced again.
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>>738256874
bring back miiverse
let me chat to my friends just using the switch software, not within a game. like what you can do in steam
other basic shit like remove a game from my wishlist if i've already bought it, and maybe give me a notification if a game on my wishlist is on sale.
why is it so hard for nintendo do do basic stuff like this
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I'm definitely not the person to ask. I've been buying Nintendo stuff a decade late when it's practically being given away.

t. Only recently bought a "like new"-condition used OLED Switch with everything in box, pro controller, extra joycons, and 1st party carrying case for $200. I'm playing Pokemon Z-A right now and having a blast.
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>>738257013
This (mostly). But I still need them to provide free online and actually sell ROMs for a price that I consider reasonable. And I need to see that the Switch 2 hardware will stand the test of time; Nintendium is rarer than ever. Good sales on games and a price cut on the console (at least $100) would be nice.
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>>738256874
Nothing.
I have no use for the portability.
The performance is laughable compared to PS5.
I don't care about bing bing wahoo platformers
I don't care about bing bing wahoo racers.
Game Freak and modern Pokemon is terrible.
They ruined Zelda with the sandbox slop.
Metroid Prime 4 is the only game I have any interest in whatsoever, and apparently that one wasn't a home run either.
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>>738291324
I beat it but had absolutely no desire to find all Banandium Gems. I liked Mario Odyssey far more and 100% completed it.
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>>738256874

The only reasons that make me *consider it* are

>OoT remake rumors
At this point I've learned I don't ever really enjoy any remakes or remasters

>Possible Star Fox sequel
It better be SF64 part 2 because otherwise I won't care

>The eventual Zelda
Pretty much the only reason I got a NS1

>It's gonna get more expensive
The only compelling reason, actually.
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Why is this motherfucker melting down?
Did something bad happened to sony?

Maybe he's shit scared of the nintendo report?
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>>738294198
Who knows at this point
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>>738289981
hi eric
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>>738294198
see
>>738262158
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I guess good exclusives would get me to buy it.
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>>738297365
Why are you seething so hard about Cyberpunk Ultimate edition selling 30% on PS5 and only 1% on Switch 2?
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>>738294198
>Did something bad happened to sony?

Sony, owner of the PlayStation brand, has been accused of antitrust practices. The lawsuit was originally settled in 2024 but was rejected twice during the approval process. Last week, a judge approved a preliminary reopening of the settlement.

The suit, brought before the San Francisco division of the United States District Court for the Northern District of California, accuses the company of allegedly limiting third-party retailers from selling PlayStation titles via “game-specific vouchers.” That means preventing customers from buying games elsewhere and forcing them to make digital purchases solely on Sony’s PlayStation Network, where it controls prices without worrying about competitors.

The settlement means the company won’t admit to any wrongdoing, but it will have to pay nearly $8 million to affected players. Unfortunately, that might take quite a while.

Here's what to know about the settlement and whether you'll be able to get any money out of it. (The full details are at the PlayStation Digital Games Settlement website.)
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We're all Eric now.
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Moonlight support
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>>738297681
I don't get it, shouldn't snoys be happy that they're getting refunds? They can buy more games with that money.
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>>738256874
Nothing would make me a console pleb now that everything is emulated on pc
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OLED screen and DRM bullshit removed
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>>738261807
soul calibur 2 is on nso yea
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>>738256874
I will get one, when the 9th console gen moves from beta to stable
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>>738297501
Thanks for confirming it, snoy
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>A bunch of "Price cut" posts
Biggest bullshit ever. Digital games getting a price cut and rhythm heaven being $40 proved that price was never the issue, the issue is that retards want that shit for free
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>>738300473
Digital games did not get a price reduction, they raised the price of physical games while they lowered game prices back to what they should have been, since Mario Tennis Fever flopped hard.
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>>738300546
So it got a price reduction, got it
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>what would make you buy switch 2
1. actual games worth buying it for
2. model with a non-shit screen
3. nintendo ceo performing a dogeza apologizing for key cards and admitting they were a fucking mistake
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'een thread
'een board
'een site

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fNRexYNd-FA
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why do you keep bumping the thread nimrod
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Amazing how anti-GKC niggas ITT believe switch 2 will sell more if nintendo got rid of GKCs
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>>738300757
Nobody cares about you anymore, schizodeen. Go back to crying on twitter because everyone including your family hates you
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>>738300712
So technically speaking, PS5 price reduction in Japan counts despite it only going back to launch prices.
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>>738301085
No. Digital games pare cheaper on Switch 2 than on launch
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>>738301315
So will I be able to get Wind and Waves for 59.99 digitally?
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>>738301348
It will be 70 but toddlers will claim that it's gamefreak's fault and not nintendo's.
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>>738285926
>implying switch 2 isn't redunant to begin with
Can your fisherprice tablet 2 play modded minecraft or stalker?
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>>738256874
VIDEO GAMES YOU STUPID MOTHERFUCKERS, VIDEO GAMES.
I FUCKING THOUGHT NINTENDO HAD FUCKING LEARNED THIS BY NOW.
For a good long while nintendo had stayed in the favorable position it had because unlike their competition they actually fucking made video games, now here we are with the switch 2 being out for nearly a year, and it STILL HAS NO FUCKING VIDEO GAMES
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>>738256874
Price Parity with Japan prices for the console.
Games need to actually go sale every now and then. I'm not buying your shit for full price.
New Zelda game, Not OoT remake either.

In all seriousness what would actually convince me to buy one is a jailbreak.
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>>738301596
>b-but this tiny list of cross gens and mid exclusives!!
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I feel bad for people who paid 500 dollars for mario kart machine
Lmao
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>>738264732
Seconded
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>>738288502
>doood
Just go fuck and neck yourself, faggot.
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>>738301348
If it's $70 physically, then yes.
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>>738301596
>>738301616
>Has more exclusives already than PS5 and Xbox combined
>Fastest selling console of all time
>20 million units sold first year
B-b-but it f-f-flopped...
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>>738301717
No way they put such a title that cheap. Mario Kart World is still 80 dollars physical
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>>738257725
>500 dollars for a console
Taking into account inflation, that would make it about $300 compared to the Wii being $250 at launch. I don’t think that’s so bad and on top of that even a $70 game would be a 20% discount from Wii games, which were mostly shovelware anyway 90-95% of the time.
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>>738301746
>ps5 about to cross 100m
>has a GOTY exclusive
>is the most profitable generation ever

B-but it has no games...
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I'm personally just waiting to get a steam machine or to upgrade my gpu and power supply. There's literally. I wish for all of you to just enjoy video games and not get caught up in brand wars, fighting for companies that don't deserve your admiration.
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>>738301750
TotK was $70, Pokemon SV was $60.
Either way, the digital version will be $10 cheaper as per Nintendo's new policy.
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>>738301813
What's your favourite Astrobot level?
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>>738302521
What’s your favorite Elden Ring area?
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A proper library and store system. I bought several games on the 3ds eshoo, I bet I can't access those now.
List all nes-n64 Nintendo titles as standalone ROM purchases for a dollar or less each with the guarantee that you can play them on any future Nintendo console without any subscription bullshit.
A new Zelda game that holds up to oot, mm, ww, and tp. Until that happens there just no reason for the switch 2 to exist, not in a world where laptops and steam decks exist.
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built-in cheats
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>>738303468
brown
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>>738256874
Being 12
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Im just waiting for the oled model
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>he's still crashing out
This is not healthy
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>>738256874
>game(s) i want to play on it
>oled display
I wont pay money for that LCD display
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>>738256874
I may buy it for a zelda game but they decided to make donkey kek and mario toddlerslop instesd
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>>738256874
>Pokemon return to classic with turn based combat, no bullshit Z-move mega-evolution and all that bullshit, preferrably two games coming out that allows me to catch EVERY pokemon without having to jump through hoops with spin off games / apps / etc. having to use past games is fine.
>new 3d mario game that doesn't sucks ass
>new 2d mario game that doesn't sucks ass
>hall sensor joy cons or at least joy cons that don't break
>the games are actually on the card instead of having to download them
>the games don't require internet connection to work

There. This is the bare minimum.
Since the Shitch 2 doesn't have any of that, I'll never buy it.
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>>738256874
Turning it into a PC. I grew up with Nintendo, but I am never buying a console ever again. Consoles are literally just expensive, gimped, redundant, physical DRM that take games hostage and treat their users like trash. The Deck is what consoles should have become ages ago if this industry wasn't jewish and gay.
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>>738256874
the next pokemon game that's it
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I have a Switch 2. Only have one game on it, Mario Kart. All my 90+ other games on it are Switch 1 games that i had before
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>>738256874
I already have one, but I'm gonna guess the answer is GAMES.
Needs games.
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>>738256874
i want a "3ds redemption" situation
new model which is introduced with a new killer app, alongside slashed hardware prices across the board
then open the floodgates for tons of exciting ns2 exclusives
i wanna play bananza but the switch 2 doesnt really have a strong library of exclusives for an adult audience yet unlike the 3ds and switch
give me a reason to own your system please
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>>738260519
PC/Deck can play more Nintendo exclusives than the Switch 2 can and they will play them better.
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>>738301886
I'd personally recommend getting a real PC instead of a Steam Machine, unless you're a consolefriend and need that kind of interface
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>>738278278
You've seen shitposting.
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$699 canadian dollars lmao fuck that
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>>738256874
>this is embarassing
brown or woman. either way, this mentality is low test.
get a grip.
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>>738256874
WHERE ARE THE BIG FUCKING GAMES?

DK was good
Kirby was good

But WHERE is Mario?!
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>>738307820
How is having a good time shitting on a shitty corporation and their garbage product low test? You'd rather people be sucking it off like their zealots do?
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>ctfl f "eric" 1/16

kek
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Emulator status?
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>>738308036
Never!
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>>738301632
>She can't play Mario Kart World.

Kek watch now pretend that MKW is "bad" and she never wanted it anyway, all while desperately praying for a Switch 2 emulator
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As a 17 year old, I love Nintendo!
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I never use my switch and that actually has games and they are all free. Getting a switch 2 is nonsense for me.
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I just want the next portable MH game... Wilds can not be salvaged...
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>>738308176
>I never use my switch and that actually has games and they are all free

OMG 160 million are wrong
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>>738308006
Meanwhile in reality
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>>738279031
>>738278825
>>738278326
>>738278481
>illiterate, brainless retards whine about shit they know nothing about
Jesus, the new generation is fucked.
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>>738308176
>I don't play videogames
Of course you wouldn't want a game console.
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>>738260432
>F-ZERO
>NINETY-NINE TWO!!!!!!!!!!!
>that'll be $90 plus tip, goyjin
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>>738256874
I don't like the online button on the controller. I like my games for singleplayer games, I don't need to be constantly reminded of online with an online button on the fucking controller. Also the switch is way overpriced and not worth the cost. It also has next to no games, other than bing bing wahoo games like donkey kong and mario. With the new metroid game there might have been something but apparently its shit due to the forced redditor companion. Theres no reason to even consider it with all the negatives and my switch being able to do everything I need it to. I also don't like what I heard about charge fluctuations possibly locking your switch because nintendo was scared of pirates, and the shit about the screen being lower quality than switch 1 or some shit.
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>>738257013
fpbp, maybe if they made some games people actually want they would make the money back they lose on the system
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>>738310003
its a handheld
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>>738256874
Sold my switch 1 the moment they added paid online, not buying anything from jap Jews ever again
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>>738310085
you can map that button to something else, retard-kun
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>>738301754
>Taking into account inflation
fuck you and fuck inflation. Adapt and eat the loss or make less money. I'm not spending more cash because companies and the government decided to tank the economy.
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>>738310156
I don't want it there to begin with shill-cuck.
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>>738256874
Astral Chain 2 is the only thing that would make me consider it. Not buy it, just consider it.
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>>738264239
Npcs are so devoid of thought they genuinely don't understand that 79.99 is 80 bucks.
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>>738262158
I mean... yeah? Saros is obviously a flop, doesn't take much to beat a bomb.
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>>738262245
MK is the turbo normgroid game, even moreso than pokemon, smash, AC, 3D Mario and Zelda, real gamers don't need MK.
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>>738258626
>>738264494
>>738264995
I mourn what has happened to this shithole. These posts destroying shills with a fucking google search will be completely ignored and they will try the same lying kike tricks in the very next thread as if they didn't get BTFO. Gradually, I began to hate them.
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>>738290553
>otherwise enjoy people constantly shitting on it and saying they can just emulate on better hardware.
Nigger this shit happens regardless of them making it cheaper or not, shit it being cheaper would 1000% cause this but you're just our usual shitposter who loves sniffing their own farts.
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UH OH! Something really bad for sony or really good for Nintendo is coming.
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I am now spending $20 more on gas a week how could Nintendo do this to me I thought Mario was my friend
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>>738310819
To be fair it could be anything.
The report in 2 days time is gonna make this board unusable.
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I genuinely can't tell if the people going "the Switch 2 should could less than what the Switch 1 was at launch" are just purely shitposting or if they're just that retarded.
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>>738310902
You don't understand, it's only like $300 in Japan so it should be $300 here too!
Let's just pretend the yen hasn't been dying horribly for the last several years.
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>>738262681
>Bananza, Zelda and AC
Source?
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>>738262681
Do you not know how Costco works or are you just pretending to be retarded on purpose?
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>>738311208
>pretending
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>>738310870
Why would it be unusable? What’s it supposed to show?
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>>738311437
Nintendo and Playstation's financial reports are both coming in on the 8th of May so it's going to be console warring all over the board.
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>>738311437
The switch 1 is incredibly close to becoming the best selling console of all time beating the Ps2's record of 155m.
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>>738310596
It's always been like this with fanboys. Tendies are just the new sony pony. They are too stupid to understand just how stupid they are. You can't fix them, they are literally autistic.
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>>738311510
PlayStations is a little later, but yeah I guess.

>>738311532
According to Nintendos estimates it will be at 156m by this report
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>>738310819
It happens everytime. Nintendo's dropping Splatoon Raiders at $60/$50 while Saros is a shitty roguelike for $70+. Yet Nintendo gets called out for pricing? lmao. I'm just going to blame Sony instead of the company that's going to lower the price of games.
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>>738311574
>>738311532
PS2 is at 160m, that’s the updated figure
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>>738311574
Does this report include Tomodachi Life? If not, then Rhythm Heaven and Tomodachi will boost its sales by a bit.
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>>738311620
I know that, but the Switch will probably outsell the PS2 by the end of the holidays.
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>>738311638
Those should be included in the next report. This one will show Pokopias effect and the worldwide sales for the quarter as well as the full year stuff.
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>>738311676
At the report here soon they’ll likely give an estimate for how many units Switch 1 will sell over the next year so we might get an idea of the rate it’s going at. Going to be interesting.
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>>738311638
I'm excited for Rhythm Heaven, but I don't think it's going to be a real console seller.
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>>738311680
You know I really didn't think too much on how Pokopia would increase sales but this will be really fun to read.
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>>738311547
Well, there's a big difference between tendies and sonyfags and that's that the latter is the only one that actually exists.
In fact they're the only ones that exist period. There aren't any pc fans or xbox fans, everyone other than Sony fans are fans of IPs and not the company. Which is why you'll see a rampant defence force for Sony but the closest thing to that for the rest is when someone lies like every Nintendo switch 2 game being a key or steam having the same invasive DRM Sony has.

For example, have you ever seen anyone lie about something in a game purely to shill it like this guy or better yet Kotaku saying that there's a "misinformation campaign" only to confirm that the misinformation is actually correct and the protag's wife did leave him for a woman
https://web.archive.org/web/20260504140618/https://kotaku.com/saros-arjun-ending-spoilers-relationship-explained-2000692965

Needless to say, no matter how much you want it to be true there's never going to be another fanbase as abysmally bad as sonyfags.
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>>738311620
>PS2 is at 160m
That's the amount that they produced, they only sold 155m by their own admission.
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>>738312039
They updated it officially though
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>>738312214
Yeah, with the production number.
Not the sales number.
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>>738311979
There is a class of posters who earnestly believe that Palworld and Silksong only received any attention out of spite toward the Nintendo IPs they share a genre with. If that isn't fanboy behavior then the twem fanboy behavior is meaningless.
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>>738312518
Silksong is more like Castlevania than Metroid.
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>>738266021
The cope that the PS2 sold well because it was a DVD player will never not amuse me, it sold well because of PIRACY, so Paco from Colombia could play games on it without spending his entire salary on GTA san andreas.
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>>738257013
/thread
but also an animal crossing game that isn't a soulless dollhouse decorator like new horizons
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>>738312518
Are you referring to that one anon who constantly posts the "worst fanbase" image? Because he's a die hard Sony fan trying to get people to hate Nintendo.
The fact that silksong is on that image despite both it and HK selling more on switch than any other console, that's console, not platform by the way, kind of gives it away on top of the fact that he always just replies to himself.

> If that isn't fanboy behavior then the twem fanboy behavior is meaningless
Of course it's meaningless, fanbase are very diverse groups of people who don't all act the same way so you can't just group it all up as "fanboy behavior".
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>>738267207
Unless nintendo rolls out DRM similar to sony, in which case key cards might actually be better than digital
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>>738267460
Dread sold more than most pokemon spinoffs I'm pretty sure
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>>738270158
Even by slavnigger standards this post is just sad.
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Remember Nintendo Selects?
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>>738312258
Technically they did update the sold-in figure. Shipped.
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I feel like it lacks a "killer app" if you want. There are some games I would play, but none of them are something that would sell me a console. I bought the switch 1 for botw and mario odyssey. Donkey kong bananza just doesn't seem on the same level.
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>>738312863
You certainly don't.
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>>738312902
>Technically they did update the sold-in figure
Yes, with the production number.
You're really not getting this are you.
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>>738274462
Other than removing the gender selection and a localizer feeling the need to insert a "yikes!" to refer to how icky xe found the trad wife book it's fine.
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switch 2 will become more desirable for people once the lite version comes out. tv mode is a meme for handhelds.
>>738312912
Nintendo used to make games cheaper with the Wii era to encourage people to buy more since the world was still fucked from 2008's financial crash.
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>>738312792
Key Cards will never be better than digital because it gets rid of the biggest perk of digital: not having to swap the game in to play it. MKW is better digital than even on cartridge if you're not going to sell it because you can play a quick match whenever you want.

If you're going to play MKW and the DLC for years, the amount of convenience you gain by buying digital is absurd. Key Cards are the same as physical where you have to keep putting the cartridge in to play a game but without the perk of actually owning it.
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>>738275106
Post the wind waker version, coward
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It's crazy one person is responsible for 90% of all Nintendo shitpost threads on this board and he'll shitpost for over 30 hours some days to keep these threads up
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>>738256874
does this overpriced Father substitute even have FREE Gacha Games like the GachaStation 5?
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>>738313005
>Nintendo used to make games cheaper with the Wii era to encourage people to buy more since the world was still fucked from 2008's financial crash.
Case in point. Selects, player's choice, platinum etc all exist for titles that they produced too much of expecting units to continue selling at a steady pace.
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>>738257013
You have to be genuinely delusional if you think they'd ever sell the Switch 2 for $250. Absolute mental retardation.
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>>738311620
it's so fucking sad playstation's only legacy is this made up number. That's why they are clinging to it so hard.
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Remember when you had to buy YouTube on the Wii?
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>>738313613
You have to be genuinely delusional if you think we'd ever buy the Switch 2 for $500. Absolute mental retardation.
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>>738275214
Unironically, a console only version of the switch 1 for $200 might be what they need to push it past the PS2 lifetime sales.
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>>738314406
Can we wait before you start spouting bullshit? Because judging by how fast it hs been selling since June, this is pure cope.
Wait for the 8th to see if the sales shit themselves.
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>>738312907
It kind of doesn't need a 'killer app' as of now though if it's still selling as strong as it is, with that said a single Nintendo Direct with some new games would catapult it.
Also if the games that are shown are ones you don't personally care for then it really doesn't matter.
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ACfag balding right now.
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>>738263508
>my partner
Yep, it's a gay PCfag.
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>>738315286
I hope you come back when you see how shit sales have been but you won't
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>>738315609
>he's hallucinating yet again.
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>>738315609
Where the fuck do you think we are anon?
Not my fault that you only know how to doompost.
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If you enjoy video games but hate Nintendo and their games, I find that to be super hypocritical. This is their industry that they made relevant. Valve, Sony, and Microsoft are outsiders who invaded Nintendo's industry.
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>>738315609
21 million units sold in 10 months.
PlayStations best ever year in history was 20.8 million
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>>738316168
this will enrage the 'caco.
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>>738316168
True.
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>>738256874
Rainbow six siege. A call of duty. Proper ports of mortal kombat, doom and batman arkham knight.
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>>738316168
>This is their industry that they made relevant. Valve, Sony, and Microsoft are outsiders who invaded Nintendo's industry.
Holding on to old glory days to justify current shitty behaviour is more retarded than anything else in the industry.
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350 price, games and back to Switch 1 basedness regarding censorship

I want Shin Megami Tensei. I want 3d Mario. I want 2d Mario. I want Xenoblade 4 with bigger tits, humongous tits and skimpier suits. A truly sequel to 2.
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Tendies truly are cattle
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>>738316643
>amerigolem cattle games
ew
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>>738256874
I only ever bought a switch lite. I'd buy a switch 2 lite but I doubt they'd ever make one
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>>738316771
He isn't justifying anything, though?
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>>738316896
Nope. Tendies didn't spend a week defending Sony fucking them in the ass with 30 day game expiration
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>>738316926
What? Of course they'll make one. It's their top priority right now. They'll need a cheaper model for children to buy
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>>738256874
Make Zelda Great Again

Then I will consider buying one.
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>>738316840
SMT is on Atlus and they're too busy making Personaslop to make another one anytime soon, next one will be multiplat anyway so buying a Switch 2 for it is retarded.
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>>738256874
Think it would be hard to justify buying any sort of locked down platform these days, I can play more Nintendo games on an android tablet or pc handheld than you will ever be able to play on one of their consoles
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>>738317024
That was a crazy week, I've never seen such desperate deflection on /v/ before those threads. Unironically running defense for the very same thing that killed Xbox, imagine being bigger consoomer brand loyalists than fucking microjeets.
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>>738317507
They always were, just look at paid online.
Back then xbots made use of everything they could to avoid paying for XBL but the minute Sony does it suddenly it's a good thing and it'll definitely improve!
Well, now we're in 2026 and psn hasn't shown any significant improvement. It's stoll as bad as it was in 2006.
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>The latest caco seethe thread was deleted.
KEK!
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>>738317968
Cacobros... Is seething about toys really a good use of our limited time on this earth?
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>>738318217
of course! Nintendo is LITERALLY the devil and my fight is a just one. You can say it's a crusade.
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>>738257013
this but unironically

not buying 80€ games not now not ever
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>>738256874
Nintendo apologizes to Sony for fucking them over in the 90s



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