>>738257507>le enviromental le storytellingMost reddit thing in gaming ever. Kill all writers
THE CAKE IS A LIE
>>738257507The forbidden turkey
>>738257507Just eat the bongy
>>738257507tastes like chicken
forbidden chicken
headcrab culo uma delicia
Imagine the kinds of cancers and diseases you could get from eating aliens. Alyx was really good at making xen infestation areas feel disgusting.
>>738257507It looks very tasty though
>>738257507What is the charge? Eating a meal? A succulent Alien meal?
>>738260919Also, imagine how fucking tasty an alien chicken could be
>>738261942GET YOUR HAND OFF MY CROWBAR
>>738257507I think headcrabs would be tasty if cooked right.
>>738263919In the best of circumstances, I wouldn't feel the need to spitroast (cook) a headcrab to find out the taste.EVEN in a world like Half-Life 2, you would NOT catch me trying to eat one.
>>738257507SUSTENANCE
>>738261942Ah, I see you know your reproduction cycle well.
Would you fuck a defanged Headcrab?
>>738257615a writer didnt do this anon....
>>738257507I assume a headcrab's main diet is brains, thus I feel like eating one would be a good way to contract a prion disease.
>>738264684Hmm, I think they don't, pretty sure they just take over the brain to control the bodies and eat corpses and assorted stuff.
