>May 5, 2009Sunflower!
>>738262591my childhood dude!
>>738262591>17 years oldsorry I'm not into expired goods
>>738263287Thats a minor
https://youtu.be/ov86aOphmNs
>>738262591Why was there hardly any PvZ-likes?
>>738264370there are lot of them, but most of them are just plain clones
>>738264102for me it will always behttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u9xSFk1ZDgw
PvZ genuinely could've been a billion-dollar franchise by now if PopCap and EA weren't incompetent
>>738264102>>738264808The music was so insane I still cant believe she did something so good
If your back two rows arent sunflowers you're playing it wrong
>>738262591I was obsessed with this game when I was a child
>>738265671Same
>>738262673I was 28 when it came out.
Hehe, I love this bro
>>738266884Jesus Christ, how do you bare the zoomer shits here ? >inb4 You’re here forever Yeah, yeah….
>>738264370>>738264418Any recommendations?
>>738267235I.rulehttps://doctorhummer.itch.io/irule
>>738266884Any advice for a 30 year old
>>738264102https://youtu.be/hloT-w9snFM
>>738267156I always have to deal with it, because everyone younger than me is a zoomer.
>>738262591Do plants grow better if you nut on them?
>>738268530no the fuck they don't
>>7382625911, 2, 3!
>>738268530>>738268593its too much zinc that kills em right?
>>738268667
Do you plant your plants in a symmetrical manner?
>>738268667thats the seam on her balls
>>738268953Yes.Also: THERE'S A ZOMBIE ON YOUR LAWN
>>738268953Mostly, with asymetrical additions when needed, like a Gargantuan zombie that needs sudden extra firepower.
>>738263981Out of 10!
>>738264102niggers niggers niggers...
>>738264847you dont get it we NEED to turn it into mobile game slop and ruin our tps spin off with a 3rd game no one asked for
>>738267156>how do you bare the zoomer shits here ?of course the retarded monkey revolves his entire personality about jew subversion
>>738268953AlwaysExcept when i start to get fucked by situational or powerful zombies
>>738264847It's actually insane, the franchise has been completely dead to most people for well over a decade, but they've been developing projects that entire entire. They're just fucking shit, or deadends.>look into it>Plants vs Zombies 3 was in development for a DECADE>came out recently (it's p2w mobile shit)How are things this bad?
>>738268953Better question yet
>>738271124NOBODY.TOUCHES.MY.SUNFLOWERS.
>>738271124I protect my sunflowers because i like my sunflowers and they are harmless noncombatants
>>738268530No you freak
>>738271124Left is good until the later levels where they can attack back row easier
I started playing Plants vs Zombies fusion and got hooked up, but what a stupid design plant Cherry nut is
Btw if you wanna play PvZ on mobile without the EA fuckery, download the PvZ Ultimate modIt has the original without any ads or monetization and includes the Chinese levels too
>>738271478What if I nut in them, then?
>>738272158i mean its either this or two wallnuts next to eachother that look like balls
>>738262591FYI mammoths are the variety of choice
>>738272704Do NOT sexualize the plants
>>738272731I mean the gameplay design.
>>738272905fusion should have a titan sunflower >>738273224oh yeah hes basically only there for cherry newspaper zombies its kinda retardedyoure better almost off using chewzilla or a tallnut and just letting em tank the damage
>>738272158>fusionThat """mod""" has no right being that fucking good
>>738264102hot take but plants vs zombies music isn't that good desu. like it's good, decent enough, but not great.laura shigihara is much better as just a vocalisthttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AMdm9aNEWEA
>>738271124PvZ1 is so easy that it doesn't really matter. PvZ2 I'm absolutely for putting peashooter in the back for certain maps. Big Wave Beach is the prime example
>>738274007the mod so good im afraid ill come off as a shill if i talk about it too much seriously how the fuck do they manage to add like like an entire game mode in a month but like an indie game i paid for stops after 2 minor updates
>>738274312Pls understand small indie dev- wait a minute
>>738269571>le 9 11 inside jokeseek mental help
>>738264808GOAT
>>738264102This is the good shit.
>>738271478>>738272931SEEEEEEEEEEXAHHHHHHSEEEEEEEEEEX
>>738275324>She was just a SPROUT you SICK FUCK
