I finally did it.I have acquired over 2,000 boxes of Pokemon Pop-Tarts.Cleared out every Target within 50 miles. Now they’re safe and climate controlled. Not opening a single one. This is a 15+ year hold. Cost me $4/box. These could easily be worth thousands each one day.
It's going to be worth $20 total in a month.
>shitter filenameNo you didn't.
>>738271759good morning saar
>>738271759I see the AI text.
>>738271945He cannot risk using real photos, can be geolocated
>>738272182Always nice to have a fresh copy of emerald to play after school
>>738271759>climate controlled>exposed woodTell me you don't know anything about how building materials work without explicitly stating it.>>738272182Goddamn she's a thick bitch
I've never eaten a poptart.
>>738272527They're easy to make yourself
>>738271759Why don't they have Pokemon sprinkles like the original?
>>738272554Lost technology.
>>738272182fug
>>738271759ram costs $1000 because of this kind of bullshit.
>>738272554Nutarts aren't even the right flavor either baka
>>738272667Average scalpers garage in a few months
whenever I see something like this I just imagine how much more money they'd have made if they invested the same amount in some index fund over the same time period.Nevermind you don't know if your collectable will end up as an unopened copy of pokemon Emerald or an NFT of a shrinkwrapped year 2000 beanie baby.
>>738272554Because it would cost more and people will buy it anyways because of the box
>>738271759>anon's bunker of pokemon poptart rations
>>738271759What is this mental illness called?
I assume this is AI, but all scalpers must hang.
>>738275205It's called investing. Btw, you're not mad, you're jealous.
>>738272182now this would be worth millions
>>738271926more like pooptarts am i right
>>738272182>the Gemini symbol on the rightLMAO
JUST BUY SPY YOU ASSHOLES
>>738275660No, buy VOO, it has a smaller expense ratio
>>738275740OK THAT WORKS TOO
>>738271759
>>738275862DELTE THIS
>>738271759Hahahaha...thanks for the laugh
>>738272667Needs steam control version
bro forgot to remove the yellow tint that all gpt images come with
>>738271759>>738272182>>738272667HE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH THIS!WHAT WILL HE SCALP NEXT?!
>Not even Pikachu sprinklesThey actually put effort in back in 1999. Blue frosting too.
>no over 40lbs of pussy and ass edit
that new pikachu design is atrocious
>>738272554soul>>738271759soulless
>>738271759>>738272554More like Poop Farts
>>738271759>>738276949It's absolute slop
>>738272554because its cheaper and more profitable to trick retards into buying regular poptars with pikachu on the box
>>738272667>not steam controllersYou had one job, AI kun.
>>738277103I once bought pop tarts (s'mores flavour) just to try it once and it was complete shit, can't believe the jannys spend their hard earned money on it
>>738277103Always has been
>>738272182Wait, what is that big yellow icon in the box? my emerald box doesn't have that.
>>738279171Uh, turns out is a limited edition gba sp carrying case, I didn't know emerald had a run with that.
>>738272182Oh shi-
>>738275862RATICATE NO THINK OF THE PAYOUT DON'T DO IT
Hot pockets boxes instead with the AC set to 32F is now the 4chan mods basement.
>>738271759Modern poptarts taste like shit
>>738271759Lol, americans.
>>738277103That's something you eat once in a while and not a full box a day. The same thing for any refined food. Pop tarts are a cheat snack basically.
i know this thread is satire, but people really do have this addiction. shoe collectors, card collectors, retro hoarders. its no different than a heroin addiction you might as well just spend you money on drugs since you don't use the stuff you're collecting
>>738271759Kek. I love how outlandish this shit has become
>>738280234No shit Sherlock
>>738271759Obviously AI but I like to think this actually happened.
>>738276261>ChatGPT thinks "Again" is a nameAI is so retarded.
>>738280150>That's something you eat once in a whileSomething you should NEVER put into your body
>>738272182THAT'S TOO MUCH FUGGING
>>738280119How are they any different from when I was a kid?
>>738280892Probably the sheer amount of palm oil in it. Last time I had one, it left a gross film in my mouth. I don't remember what was in it before, but palm oil is in probably every processed food now.
>>738275624>heh, this obviously ai generated image has a watermark on it! owned!the op image is ai generated too you stupid niggerT.L.D
Seriously though wtf is wrong with these scalpers?
I bought one box of those new mega stuffed poptarts they came out with thinking it would be like a normal box of poptarts but there's more filling. In actuality, they give you half as many poptarts per box for the same price and there is a minimal increase in the amount of filling.
>>738271759what does pikachu taste like?
>>738272182Worth more than gold
>>738280892>thinner tarts>less filling>worse filling
>>738271759>white frosting >no pokemon shaped sprinkles soulless slop. scalping these poptarts is the most retarded thing I've seen
>>738280892Most food changed their recipes over time due to inflation. Almost nothing tastes the same as it did when you were a kid.
>>738275205MAMM: Middle Aged Millrnial Manchild
>>738278023S'mores is probably one of the worst flavors. That's why they sell them in bulk or variety packs at sam's/costco. I used to eat the chocolate chip flavor or the hot fudge sundae flavor.
>>738280587Too late, i ate probably 50 of them in my 38 years on this world. That's why i said they're cheat snacks and not something part of your diet. Fucking Obeasts can't stop eating refined food everyday.
>>738283256>refined foodretard
