/v/ - >makes the most unbalanced fighting games in histo - Video Games

Fighting games are all shit.

Unniggering them involves making them about effort rather than wasting memory and performing chats.

There was a good sumo gamegear game where it seemed pressing buttons repeatedly and randomly, or sequentially, ie trying, button mashing, resulted in you winning.

Whole body VR is the general demoderator. And if you're afrrican american or some other kind of baboon and can't fight, just prey on people, then homo is you sit it out and talk about basketball or whatever.

Ovberpower wheelchairs for fun. Real fighters with ridiculously bad odds, cerebal palsy, downs, pulluing pussy by countering blows and trying to kiss you or whatever.

Real life cammys having sex with you instead of kissing you. Dolling up for multiplayer. Nude maybe. Game AI whatebbreh adorning cammy suit unless sufficiently cosplayed.

Play vs AI so ass kicking isn't anybodys downer. Exorcise. Maybe nude out in the middle of a field for safety. Have fights at night. mark out boundries wherever so your wheelchair or whatever doesn't hit the wall. Fights in elevators, prison cells, deserts.

Wear a suit for VR if you don't like being on camera. Or droned. Or have vietnam flashbacks from ukraine drones. Oh no robots etc.

realise how unfit you are having to run around in levels. or stalk. or snipe. Lots of unfair shit to stop people saying how good they are. Back on their toes, getting attention while they are good.

Also have to fake being hit. And how good you are at that counting for how good you are or how badly you're hit. Gracious means not black and you get to play with other right people.

Anonymous
05/05/26(Tue)17:48:37 No.738279015

Anonymous 05/05/26(Tue)17:48:37 No.738279015

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You die in 2 interactions in that game