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I’m nonbuynary.

>>738282280
Because it’s Nintendo, dude. They panic at the idea of two Miis acknowledging they reproduce. Easier to shove them in separate pastel boxes than risk a Kotaku article about “problematic co-sleeping dynamics.”

Same company that won’t let you hold hands without a fade-to-black. ESRB sneezes and they redesign the whole apartment floor plan.

Tomodachi Life went from “haha quirky divorce simulator” to “everyone has their own safe little cubicle.” Peak modern Nintendo sterilization.

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because people demanded gay marriage and they want to please their customers but nintendo also doesnt want to see two faggots in bed together so they decided to do it this way instead

>>738283240
Wow that's lame

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>>738282379
raped

i had a friend try to tell me about stuff that happened in his tomodachi game and it was like listening to someone describe a boring dream

>>738284979
>UK
so it's irrelevant

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>>738282280
they came up with the shared apartments idea first and then realised they could reuse the system for marriages too
the retards and schizophrenics can come up with whatever excuses they wish to get mad over, but the babies being completely removed in favor of them growing up instantly too makes it pretty damn clear that whole section of the game was rushed

>>738285136
Indeed. The troons are all americans and their saar army.

>>738285136
You do know if Saaros got raped this hard in prime snoy territory it's likely even worse elsewhere, right?

BECAUSE JAPANESE WONT HAVE SEX

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what are some good waifu characters to put on my personal harem island? everyone is straight and my mii will be the only male.

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>>738282379

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I like how the game is just one giant autistic shitpost.

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i made a mouse girl for you, /v/. she's judging you.

I don't think I've run out of ideas for making new battle dolls and human girls just yet. Though I do feel I exhausted my pre-made characters from the abandoned project I made. So it's all brand new characters from here on out. Just 12 more to go.