It's not a question of can or can't. There are some things in life you just do.
Snapping Lightning's toblerone in two...
Like having zero tits or ass.
TOBLEROOOOOOOOOOOOONE
Face & tummy & legs > tits & ass
>>738283482you think she shaves it or lets it run wild
>>738283482
Worse birthday ever.
>>738283545of course she shaves, have you seen her pits?
>>738283482hope pov
>>738283665She was hoping Serah would let her have Snow for her birthday
>>738283732lightning and hope had a cute dynamic. Eventually hope was cheered up by lightning cause they both had dead parents
>>738283482Indeed, like swallowing her massive cock to the hilt, then ticking her heavy, low swinging balls with your tongue. You just do it, no hesitation. She'll respect you more that way, but you'll lose affinity with Vanille (she hates bi-fags).
>>738283482Like breathing. You don't even think about breathing manually.
>>738283832Or how your tongue rests in your mouth.
>>738283482things would be different if lightning was my mom...
>>738283543stay based
>>738283482>>738283732>I'm not asking. HOPE.
>>738283482Funny, I got the XIII trilogy on the steam sale and I've been currently replaying through XIII. Already reached chapter 11 and I'm now farming for some levels and gil. Game's super fun when you don't have a bunch of retards shouting how it's the worst game ever
>>738284871im glad you can enjoy it, i will say if you have not looked into it there are a ton of really good QOL mods to help make the game run and look better, more specifically for the 2nd and 3rd game but there are some for the first as well.i believe the modding project is called nova crystarium. lots of really great stuff, such as unlocking dlc that was console exclusive and long since been delisted from store fronts
>>738284871Yeah, I remember thinking the game was amazing when it came out, and that most people I knew at my high school did too. Then when I started coming online a couple years later, everyone talked about it being a "hallway simulator" as if the game was just unredeemably bad, which was just your typical hyperbole.
>>738284871What do you even need gil for? I understand levels they're nice to get abilities maxed out by gil?You only really need gil for the grind to platinum.
>>738284871congrats. its the last real final fantasy game. dont bother with 15 or 16 they are shit
>>738285924Not him but personally I enjoyed FF15. A very cozy 50 hours and then I rushed the last 10 hours to the end from the island city all the way to final cinematic in one sitting.
reminder they made a lightning body pillow
Lightning is 5'7" and right-handed.Lightning has one younger sister named Serah.Lightning does not have an official birthday but fans often cite it as May 13.Éclair is French for "lightning", but is also the name of a type of bakery pastry.Farron comes from the Gaelic language, meaning "thunder". The combination refers to thunder coming after the lightning.Claire is a French name, the feminine form of the common name Clair. Claire directly translates as the English adjective "clear" or the English noun "light", while Clair can mean light-colored, bright and pale, among other meanings.Lightning has pale aqua eyes and wavy, light rose pink hair.Maaya Sakamoto, Lightning's Japanese voice actor, also voices Aerith Gainsborough from the Final Fantasy VII Compilation.Lightning is a powerful burst of electricity that happens very quickly during a thunderstorm.
>>738286174lot of lore for a virginwhen is she gona get knocked up?
>>738286279>virgin>navel piercing
>>738283778He sees her as a replacement for his dead mother, the freudian sex are going to be legendary
>>738286174why did she even call herself lightning like she's some kind of cape superhero, that whole shit made no sense no matter how they tried to frame it
Lightning's real name was to be "Averia", referring to a species of flowering plants?Lightning was originally conceived to have silver, and then faded crimson, hair?Lightning is the only playable character in Lightning Returns: Final Fantasy XIII?Lightning is the only character in the Final Fantasy XIII trilogy that is playable in all three games?"Lightning never strikes twice" is just a myth, as lightning can strike the same location many times?Lightning's house was originally meant to be a visitable location in Final Fantasy XIII, but ended up being cut from the final product because they knew I would play the game and felt uncomfortable with giving out her address?Thousands of people are struck by Lightning every year?Lightning has the largest set of outfits of all the characters in the series: she has over ninety different outfits including crossover and downloadable costumes that she purchases with my checks?Lightning is officially a women's fashion model for Louis Vuitton?Lightning is a female men's fashion model for Prada?Lightning totally gave a legit interview on about being chosen as a Louis Vuitton fashion model?Lightning revved up like a deuce, another runner in the night?Her shoe size is 13 in females?Part of the reason her 21st birthday was the "worst birthday ever" was due to me being late with the surprise cake because I didn't know where she lived?Lightning tells me to keep my eyes front so that she can watch the rear?
>>738283482Premaritial sex with Lightning!
>>738283527i was so dissapointed
>>738288312i have that 13-2 booklet thing with the OST
>>738283482>make an entire game about this shitty cloud ripoff>don't make one about my genki wife, vanille>>738283646lmao>>738287071why the hell are there characters named snow, hope and fang?
>>738283482Lightning is a trans icon.
>>738283826why did everybody skim over this absurdity?also cringe teen titans go raven never looked like that
>>738288830because most of the website is bots. there were no keywords there, so there was no programming equation to respond.
>>738288753>why the hell are there characters named snow, hope and fang?because that is their name and not a substitute for their mysterious ~real~ names like claire
>>738289408here japanese name is eclair, actually. so lightning seems relatively sensible
>>738288753The Pulse Fal'cie only wanted white people. All the main characters have names that are white colored.FangSazh (suds)Vanille (Vanilla)Lightning (Light)Hope (???)Snow (duh).
Lightning's navel is pierced.Lightning wears black bike shorts under her miniskirt.Lightning's cup size is a C in Final Fantasy XIII and Final Fantasy XIII-2.Lightning's cup size was enlarged to size D in Lightning Returns: Final Fantasy XIII for a jiggle effect.Lightning is Toriyama's waifu.Toriyama also thinks of Lightning as his daughter.Nomura thinks of Lightning as his daughter as well, making her the first female protagonist with two dads.Toriyama has a body pillow of Lightning.Lightning is 5 times hotter than Tifa?God is dead, God remains dead, and Lightning has killed him?I do whatever Lightning tells me to do, because I'm afraid of her...and secretly that excites me?I dedicated a part of my soul to Lightning, after she did a fetch quest for me?Lightning is mai waifu.
>>738289473>here japanese name is eclairLightning is Japanese?
>>738283482BUILT
>>738290789she's a character in a japanese game
>>738286174>Éclair is French for "lightning"It's French for "Flash of lightning." It refers to a speed. The pastry referred to the same thing.
>>738292193I'd eat Lightning's eclair if you know what I mean.
>>738288312>Future ShopTake me back bros...
>>738283527Zero tits, fine I get it actually even prefer it. Zero ass though, why did they do that? What is wrong with nips, especially when they got plenty of big asses in gravure I do not understand it. Nomura needs to pay for his crimes against humanity.
>>738293449face>legs>pits>tummy>tits>>>>niggers>>>>>ass
XIII really was the beginning of the end for Final Fantasy
>>738293659It doesn't need to be big, but nobody likes a flat ass.
>>738296117Okay nigga
>>738283527I love tubes
>>738283482Would be hot if she had huge tits like Tifa
>>738290075thank you for all of the fun facts Toriyama
1. Lightning is Rightning2. See above.
>>738297906Yes thankru toriyama
>>738283482I'm glad people are turning around on her game. I liked 13, and I like Lightning. I don't know if I should thank people gaining more wisdom as they have aged, or if I should thank 14-16 being shit.
>>738284285What are they talking about?
>>738284285>tfw you realize Vanille and Fang have Australian accents because they are literally from Down Under
>>738299017It's the same thing that happens to the Zelda games. That happens to the Star Wars movies. They all have fairly clear critiques that can be made, but the sheer frothing hate some people have is more due to them being the "current" thing, so everyone is super mad and aggro to push back against it. But after some time, five years, ten years, twenty years, suddenly all that's left is just the actual things to criticize it for, bereft of any sense of urgency to try and destroy it. Suddenly those things aren't as vital. There's not as much of a reason to be mad, it's been two decades, there's other shit to worry about.
>>738283482Is it true Hope boned her
>>738299987Yes
Divas
>>738299017It was always good
>>738301747This.
Make the impossible possible. That is our focus!
>>738286174>>738287428Didn't Lightning canonically loves eating poop and piss? I read that somewhere during the 2010s or something
Remaster when
>>73829901713 was fine. The sequels were terrible and completely unnecessary story-wise. The ending of Lightning Returns is literally 13's ending again but on a bigger scale.
I'm tired of pretending Lightning isn't the most beautiful girl in existence.>Grew up without parents, took care of her sister from a young age>Army of One is the coolest signature attack>Is a literal goddess>Gets THREE (3) mainline games>Most popular dissidia character>Mogs whores like aeris and tifa>Becomes a real life Parisian girl / model for LV>Still relevant 20 years later>Bum is overrated. It's all about the face, then legs, then pits, then tummy (dat belly piercing)
>>738304018No. Exercise some critical thinking, anon. Japan might be freaky but one of the biggest game companies would not publish a major AAA game, one of the biggest of its time, featuring a protagonist that is a scat fiend. Weird things have happened but that is beyond absurd.
