Oh no! A Walker and a Clicker are sneaking up on Clem and Ellie!You only have one bullet left. You used up the rest entertaining the girls with fancy shooting.What will you do?>Save Clem>Save Ellie>Shoot yourself>Run awayVote:https://strawpoll.com/XOgOVjVpan3
Run AwayI'm not wasting a bullet on wokeslop hags
one walker and one clicker?I run around far to the side, shoot the walker. the noise attracts the clicker. i crawl away and the girls sneak away too.
Clem is winning>>738292141[They will remember that] You get an achievement for that
Clem annihilates the competition, winning the popular vote.
>>738294584as if it's that hard to rig strawpoll by one guy with a phone...
>>738294920Elliefags perceive wild conspiracy theories where none exist
>>738294920People wouldn't do that
>>738294920Case in point
>>738291261Line up the shot, shoot both the Clicker and the Walker in the heads. Kill the nigger, rape Elle(she'll enjoy it so much that she'll no longer believe she's a lesbian)
I think "Shoot Yourself" is the sleeper here
>>738295369Clem has already ruined EllieThere's no de-lezzing her now
>>738295587enough good rapist cock WILL fix Elle. It's not like she's going to have a choice in the matter, after all.
>>738295732I suppose it's worth a try. Maybe there will be a mechanic for this in the next TLOU game
Sorry sweet pea, looks like you're on your ownYou just don't do it for me the way Ellie does
>>738291261Blast the walker and clicker in the head with one single round magnum then proceed to rape Clem and Ellie.
>>738295921>actually okay with his cock raping nigger child pussyat least have SOME standards
>>738295952She's asian/white. Her nigger "dad" was cucked by her mom (many such cases in her games)
>>738296021Are you stupid? This is clearly a nigress
>>738295952It's the apocalypse, baby, ain't got a choice to be picky.
>>738295921>Blast the walker and clicker in the head with one single roundAre you suggesting you have some sort of "magic bullet"?
>>738296083>can't be picky so I guess I HAVE TO fuck a nigger childStandards, stupid faggot. STANDARDS.
Why would you shoot yourself when you could have prime teen pussy?
>>738296121Just a magnum bullet I line up with both their heads and both their heads and go BLAM. Nothing left. I win.
>>738296169Uh, they're 11They won't be legal under apocalypse law for another 2 years
>>738296171Oh yeah that would work. Zombies are so stupid
>>738296169Think outside the box, Anon!If you're fast enough, you can use one (or even both!) before killing yourself.
>>738295921I'm not sure that's safe. When you're nutting in one, the other might bust your head with a brick. They look like they're conspiring together.
>>738291392>wokeslop hagsHi GCJ
tried looking up ellie on r34 the other day, there were some great 3D modelswould never look up clementine tho, she's too pure
>>738296352I manhandle both. Sure both might be non submissive but I wrangle both and put them in their place and keep them both below. If one even tries to get up I aim the magnum at them cuz I'm keeping it in my hand whilst fucking.
>>738291261Shoot ellie. Fuck her gay games.
>>738296392I feel ok looking up season 3 Clem lewds. She's at her sluttiest there. But before and after she's pure.
>>738296505Hey retard you just blasted the walker and the clicker. Your gun (and your dick) is empty
>>738291261shoot the black one because she might be a criminal
>>738296591They don't know I used my only magnum round. No one dares fuck with a man with a huge magnum revolver pointed in their face.
>>738296625She is, but there's money in bringing her in
