>this children game is actually.....LE SCARY!!Boomenials pls
>>738291464this was a kino trope until fnaf, or more specifically everything it spawned, ruined it
>>738292082>>738291464I GOT KING KONG IN THE TRUNK
all of the people who took this shit seriously and got mad about king kong were children in the 2010's aka zoomers though
>>738291464Only zoomers liked Ben drowned in the 2010s because they were children
>>738292983zoomtards only know about poppy playtime
>>738291464>-linials>>738292949>>738292983>>738293051>-oomersnewfag containment thread
Majora's Mask was already scary. Also just FYI creepypastas were actually huge on 4chan. I'm not positive but I'm pretty sure 4chan is the place where that trend started lol.
>>738291464>who is herobrine
Any good creepypasta lately?
>>738293227This is the only one you need
which is worse? >millenials playing up extremely mild sexual innuendos in the media the consumed as a childor>millenials playing up the mildly darker themes in said media
>>738293227personal experience of mine. i found a blank n64 cartridge from a garage sale. went home and loaded it up and then a brick fell on my dick.
>>738293393I don't see much of the former outside of like Rocko's Modern Life.
>>738293482You're gonna scare me to death, bro. At least put some trigger warnings before posting such a horrifying story.
>>738293227its called analog horror now and no
>>738293123you lost the narrative
HYPERREALISTIC
>>738292983I wouldn't say that's true. For the time it was pretty well produced.
>>738293680>a genre that exists purely because people are creeped out by emergency broadcast alerts
>>738291464Jumpin jack flash and his stinky GAS GAS GAS
>>738293051thats alpha gen but then again everyone here is retarded and don't take well the prospect of time moving foward
Why does the Link Elegy statue in Majora’s Mask look that weird though?
>>738291464bendrowned was the best internet horror and the fnaf/pp/whatever creators are HACKS and money-hungry ants in comparison.
Remember the ed edd n eddie one where Johnny has really small eyes and swallows someone and rolf is fisting a cow
>>738294125Japanese humor
>>738291464>MAJORA'S MASK IS SCARY AND ABOUT DEATH AND DARK FOR KIDS>look inside>it's just japanese buddhism
>video game creepypasta>antagonist is "mario... but le evil!">"link... but le evil!">"pikachu... but le evil!">"sonic... but le evil!">"minecraft steve... but le evil!">"fox... but le evil!">"kirby... but le evil!"Why do you MOTHERFUCKERS HAVE SUCH LITTLE FUCKING IMAGINATION GOD DAMN
>>738294190How come the other Elegy statues look cool though? It would make sense if they all looked weird but it’s only Link.
>people from 15 years ago created a fake scary story about a video gameWow, dude, millennials are like so cringe. Zoomers totally wouldn't EVER be scared of something stupid.Zoomers have a refined taste when it comes to horror, they only consume peak horror. Lol.
>>738294282>"godzilla... but my gf died!"
I think The Princess was a pretty good old one.
>>738292949>creator pulls the rug out on the whole ben drowned myth and pisses everyone off>then starts a kickstarter so he can make a movie or somethinghe didnt think that one through
>>738291464I hate the "I saws a stranger old man selling videoganes at a garbage sale and picked a mysteryius card that looked unsettling to me" because this actually happened to me. I bought a 40-in-1(?) GBC cart and Pokemon Crystal and Diamond in the summer of 2002.Crystal was fucked and Pokemon were appearing as Question Mark sprites and the music would start increasing in pitch until it turned into a buzzing sound and it would constantly erase all data. Diamond was NOT Pokemon. You called monsters on a cellphone to battle.The 40 in 1 cart had a bootleg Pokemon and Sonic platformer and a Dragon Quest game that wasn't turn based and you moved like chess pieces on a board and threw crosses and potions at diagonal tiles and the only song was a piano song that looped forever.
>>738294349You know what, as dull as NES Godzilla was at least it bothered to create an original antagonist, have its own mythos and include a color palette that went beyond red and black. If its villain was just red Godzilla with evil bloody eyes or some shit I'd have to castrate somebody.
>>738291464>the cashier at the supermarket when I take their lane to deposit all my beers and grubs after not taking showers for six months straight
>>738294282Not like analog horror is any differentExcept for the added bonus that some of the kids making those things will try to kill themselves if you're a bit too mean with them
>>738294436
>play pirated nintendo game>mario with bleeding empty eye sockets screams at meAIIIIEEEEE
>>738293051Zoomers are 30 now.It's been fucking hilarious seeing Gen Z complain about millennial culture when what they're actually complaining about is their own culture.
>>738294501it wasn't a joke
Millennial horror >random blog of text from three years ago with a single crusty jpeg that might be from a defunct japanese forum from seven years before that, but nobody knows where it really came from Zoomer Horror >Aiden's Analog Productions(tm) >IG / Patreon link in bio >animation they edited in capcut >official twitter account is them reposting r63 of their horror monster
>>738294556
What are some games where you can hear the enemies 'fore you see them?
>>738291464>20 year old patting himself on the back for not getting scared at a game that 7 year olds would find scaryZoomers are the gayest and most insecure generation in all of human history I swear to god dude, like it's not even fucking close
>>738291464I was too old already when this came out but it still impressed me a lot. I knew about glitches and gameshark but didn't know doing something like that was possible. I thought glitches were a rare thing and gameshark worked for basic stuff. My mind was similarly blown when I discovered speedrunning
Gen Z horror is “what if you ran a food stand but your customers are LE SCARY”
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>>738293393>normal people
>>738293123that stupid ass maymay has breached containment like 5 years ago, due to some moron shilling monster energy with 30yo boomer, and the advent of boomer VS zoomer as another virgin VS chad variantnow we are stuck in a neverending nightmare where internet addicts screech about younger and older generations and here i do mean proper family generations, none of that X/millenial/Z pop science garbage like countless men before, only while pretending the current situation is somehow completely different
>>738294282I think the whole thing is that zoomers have forgotten that creepypasta is literally just copypasta but for bad horror
>>738292082where the hell did the Wario apparition meme even come from
>>738294376What happened next?
>>738292874Ayo this beat is bananas
>>738294506Should have been the mario movie
>>738293393You just described every Family Guy joke
I miss the SM64 theory threads so much it hurts
>>738294282Klonoa... BUT LE EVIL hasn't been done yet. I wonder why
>>738291464Redeemed this cringe shit with KING KONG
