POST YOUR UPDATESSHIP IT YOU FATFUCK MOTHER FUCKER SCAMMER FUCKIT BETTER GET HERE BY FRIDAY YOU FAT FUCK GABE YACHT LIVING FAT LARD ASS
>>738295135About damn time.
When it arrives soon i'm going to play Deadlock on it
Can't wait to play Factorio in the living room.
>still no restockwell it's not like i'm in a hurry but damn
>>738295135I'm in the same status as you. I was hoping it'd at least be picked up by the carrier today.
AAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIcum tribute soon
People talked about scalping a lot because of the shitstorm, but is it really that big of a deal in this case?
>>738295420cringe anime avatar fag
Never owned a wireless controllerNever owned a controller with gyroNever owned a controller with trackpadsMeta configuration for Elden ring?
>>738297404There's probably a lot of Steam Controller/Deck community configs already. Triggers and backpedals means you won't have to clawgrip or whatever bullshit.
>>738295643sounds like a fucking nightmare but you do you
I envy any country that is able to buy valve products directly without any 3rd party reseller
>>738296450my impression is that most people who tried to buy it managed to do so.The "scalpers got everything" narrative comes mostly from drama youtubers and/or thirdwolders who couldn't even afford it in the first place.
>>738298293its actually supported by steam input and the official layout is fantastic. need a little getting used to tho so good luck to that anon
>>738298853There's no aim assist so unless you've been playing splatoon for the past decade you're gonna get fucked
>>738298969gyro is pretty good. theres trackpads to but i personally dont use it
>>738295135>>738295420>>738296439I ordered mine 3 minutes before it was meant to go live. WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT GABEN?
>buying a steamDRM controller isn't about playing games>it's about fitting in. being part of the cult. avoiding FOMO. steamies kek
>>738300316>she's using Windows like a cuckkwab
>>738295135you already have a controller you greaseball
>>738300316>buying a steamDRM controllerwhat games are you playing not on steam anon?
>all these suckers who bought before launch still stuck at payment processedLmao should've waited retards
boughted at 2:08pm yesterday eastern burger time
i can't believe steam invented controllers!
>>738295135None because I never used a controller in my life and never will
>>738300475everything that I can pirate or emulate, so 99% of the games I play
>>738301018SISR(Steam Input System Redirector) makes it so you dont need Steam open. Im not telling you to buy the controller, Im just letting you and others know there is a solution to the problem.
Anyone in the UK moved to packaged yet?
>>738301125Does the UK ship from the same warehouse as the EU? If so, I ordered at :21 and mine has been packaged.
>>738301414I assume not because EU and UK went out of stock at different times, unless they were allotted from the same warehouse.
>>738301414>Does the UK ship from the same warehouse as the EU?no of course not. UKucks voted to leave, why would they want to use EU warehousing? they will wait for it to be shipped directly from China
pain. i managed to go through 8 minutes in... it still said 3-5 on the page.... alas, i live in what's basically a third world country so sucks to suck i suppose
>>738295135who's obese cock to i have to suck to get my controller packaged
>>738301570I feel you man.I live in eupoor so this is very common
>>738301691Probably GabeN's.
>sucking Gabe's cock this hardYou niggers are demented
>>738301715i sometimes dream about leaving this place. maybe i will after i get older, but i'm probably too comfortable for that. in the meantime, i am terrified of missing out on the steam machine whenever that launches...
SHIPPING SOON CHADS WW@
Still no update for me, in no real rush though since Forza Horizon 6 isn't released yet.Just want to upgrade over my 360 controller.
>>738298385Where you at?
>>738301691If you're like me, you're in a Catch-22.>warehouse in the Netherlands>boughtered at -1 minutes>stoners still haven't put it on a box>only bribe they'll accept is more weed>more weed means longer delaysgrim
>>738302430Yeah I'm in no rush, but would like to stop dealing with the slight annoyance of my current controller. I have some things I wanted to do plus other stuff that came up.
>>738295135let me guess, it's being shipped faster in NA, isn't it?Fucking dutch niggers move faster
>>738301018Add game/emu to steam Done
>>738302949Ik kan niet fastter moven, ik ben te high.
>>738295135REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEI HATE MY FAGGOT COUNTRY
>>738302949I'm in the EU (Finland) and mine was packaged at some point this morning. Ordered at 21 minutes.
>>738295135AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAFUCK THIS GAY FAGGOT TRANNY JEETED SHITHOLEI'LL WORK FOR ICE FOR FREE FOR A YEAR IF YOU'LL JUST LET ME INREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
I boughted it only to make /v/ seeth
>>738297404Enjoy friend
>>738302949Im >>738300168 in Burgerland and mine hasnt moved for shit, so its just shit luck.
>>738302115Same.There were some leaks on Valve shipments named as "game console" or alike. Maybe this month thought I'm hoping for steam frame to be available first.
Steamies really are so mentally ill the worst fanbase outpacing snoys now.
Where is this shown at?
>>738303527account dets > purchase history
>>738301889On your knees, Timmy
>>738303570Yeah I found it after looking at my emails, thanks though.Mine is packaged.
>>738303516Yeah, fuck those steamies and their *checks notes* video games and video game accessories.
How does he keep getting away with it?
>>738302514the very obvious 3rd world country kind of country
>>738303014Dutch is a clown language
>>738303826
>>738303794Such a prissy, feminine reply; you must be in Central or South America.
Mine is an hour away from me.
>pc fags doesn't have anything to play so they are hyping the release of a fucking controllersad
>>738304150>consolefags don't have anything to look forward toyey
>>738304150no nigga it's because I want to play that I'm looking forward to receiving the controller. I've already setup my bedroom with a docked steam deck and all I'm missing is a seamless controller.
why is everyone yiiking out about the steam controller recently?people being paid to shill it out?hasn't the thing existed for years now?
Arizonyan here, bought mine in 13 minutes after release, and so far it's only at this stageI really hope that shit comes home before the weekend
>>738304493It's a new one, they just reused the same name because they're retarded.
Looking forward to all the Reddit posts about controllers stolen by delivery and sidewalk Americans
>>738304853>sidewalk Americansjust say blacks
>>738304853Thankfully there are no blacks in my area.
OHSHIIIITHABBEING!!!!
>>738305164ausfag btwauschads we might get it by friday
>>738304930I like pavement ape and basketball American
>EU, ordered 12 mins in>not packaged yetIt's over
>>738305580That's really fucking weird. I ordered 21 mins in, also EU, and mine was packaged early this morning. I have no clue what criteria they're even using to determine which orders to package.
>>738305642probably country of destination... not all EU is equal
eheheeheheh..
>This NEEDS a threadBrother, it's a toy and you're 40. Stop acting like tendies.
>>738305850country?
>>738305887aus, all shipped 20 mins ago
>>738305856this, sister, a xitter thread died for this
What the FUCKwe were admitted into Schengen some years ago. This is discrimination
>>738305580>>738305642>>738305720I live in Germany, and it those lazy stoners in Holland haven't even packed it yet.Ordered at -1 minutes.
>>738295135do steamies really get their tight little pussies creamy over a controller? lol
>>738306032more like goytroller lmao
>>738295135I was in the 2nd batch of 6-10 days but it seems I will be getting it earlier, I wonder if it's because I live in the same city as it ships from.
I made a google form to maybe understand what they're using to determine which orders to ship first.IP grabber here: https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLScii0apGBLDOpI3Q1nwxCGgpCV3q41RDrjgU_sH5122cWCQHw/viewform?usp=dialog
>>738306483To add to that I'm in the Netherlands and the order went through 34 minutes in.
You just know all the Steam Machines will sell out in under 10min and then will be listed on eBay for $2500
I didn't buy one because I'm waiting for the GabeCube bundle
>>738295135>>738295135>>738295135https://gitlab.steamos.cloud/SteamHardware/SteamControllerVALVE JUST RELEASED THE COMPLETE STEAM CONTROLLER CAD FILES!Just buy the chinese controllers instead.
>>738306529Also made the data spreadsheet visible here https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/129sy1lZY6EKr4oHvBU-KOdMRqfAYxxuMvC2cX91FYYU/edit?usp=sharing
>>738307001nice work but post that link to r*ddit and other sites as well for more data
>>738307038Already posted to r*ddit, Lord forgive me. Any recs on what other sites I should post it to?
Anyone had any movement in bongland yet? I'm still at the payment taken step. Also anyway to tell what batch i am in? Since it said 3-5 days in the basket but I worry it's now weeks before it will get sent out.
>>738296450it was up for hours in certain regions. if you were unlucky you had 30 minutes to buythe controllers have very little (possibly zero) RAM so they will be churned out now and probably restock every 2 weeks
Imagine playing anything but racing games, flight sims, and the occasional action game without kb/m. 100 bucks for a controller is stupid and the gimmicky touchpad things are utterly pointless, you may as well be gaming on a fucking laptop.>Haha p-poor!Yea ok buddy, just buy a PC you filthy negroidic pajeet.
>>738307272I got my order in at 6pm and my latest status is "Packaged items".
>>738306529>>738307001Also, if your order gets updated, feel free to refill the form since it keeps track of when each fill was submitted, so we'll also get data on how long it's between each step.
>>738307475I managed to beat the error boss at about 3 or 4 min past so hopefully it makes some movement soon then.
Feels good being a first batch under 5 minute gigachad
>>Nu4cheddit subcheddit /v/ has graduated from social media screencap threads and TikTok webms and steam sales charts to threads about delivery statuses of purchased products What the fuck even ARE zoomers? I'm not really convinced you "people" are actually members of the genus Homo Sapiens. You're more akin to some filthy, greebly little offshoot. A mutation. A subspecies. The hack should have killed this website and it should have STAYED dead.Jesus fucking Christ..
>>738306027mie mi-au zis ca abia la 6-10 zile dupa ce-l pun la curier (e shipped) pot sa ma astept sa-l primesc... stai calm, poate ajunge pana in iunie
>>738308160The fuck you on about nigga? When a big hardware release happens like a new console and such happens there are always threads about if you managed to preorder or if it's shipped
>>738308274It's a fucking CONTROLLER you GODFORSAKEN CUMEGG HOMONCULUS
>>738308160>>738308396this faggot's cranium is gonna implode when the steam machine release / threads happen. you're a joke, people are excited about something, stop being autistic
>Keeps comparing a controller to a console
>>738308160Why does this upset you to the point of coming to a website and thread that you supposedly hate?
>>738308572Kill yourself.
>>738308396>ITS JUST HECKING A CONTROLLER!!! IM TRANS BTWValve just release the complete CAD files this is quite literally the biggest open source controller ever made. I don't think your tiny little indian brain can comprehend that every single person will be fixing and improving this controller up to be the best controller ever made, especially the chinese creating upgrades and replacements for as it as well.
>>738301414The Steam Decks in Europe, UK inc, all came from the same warehouse in the Netherlands. They have different stock allocations due to UK plugs but I'm not sure the same applies to the controller
>the "steamie" faggot is going to tie himself into knots for weeks over people talking about a controller
>>738308612My controller will be here in the next few days, I will enjoy playing some vidya with it while you keep shitting your diaper over it.
>>738308621>Meanwhile 99% of steam shit remains uncontrollable on Steam DeckWHOOOOOOOAAAAAA, WHAT A HECCIN' BREAKTHROUGHERINO!!!Kill yourself. Buy a shotgun with a box of solid slug shells, place the barrel to the roof of your mouth and pull the fucking trigger.
>>738308726>>738308160>>738308396
>>738307407I play Soulslike games, emulators, and platformers with a controller. I've played quite a bit with a keyboard and mouse, and in those cases, I prefer a controller. I already have five controllers; I'm buying this one to see what it's like. Features like TMR, a replaceable battery, and trackpads are a plus, and I can even use it on a PC with Linux installed to run as an emulator.
>>738308772OH NO! HE POSTED AN IMAGE OF A NIGGER AT ME!! NOOOOOOOOO!!!
>>738309150
>>738305850>>738305936Austria?Mine is still on step one in S pain when ordered after 15 min
>>738309295>>738309150rekt lmao
>>738308726Don't give out advice if you won't follow it yourself.
>live in the same county as valve>still hasn't shippedI would suck gabes dick if he gave me a free gaben cube and shipped my controller.
>So assblasted he went and made his own imageKek
i propose we introduce a buyfag thread like /a/ so consumerism posts can be contained. theres already enough ragebait and culture war threads to contend with, i dont need even more shit clogging up the catalog.
Feels so good man
>EXPECTED ARRIVAL>Thursday 7 MayAUSPOST WILL DELIVER MY CONTROLLER TOMORROW APPARENTLY LETS GO NIGGA
>>738312184sis plays video games with her imagination
>>738312259I thought they didn't ship to Aus?
marketing thread
>>738312392Every single video game, console or peripheral is a product, so every single thread on this board is a marketing thread by your definition. Retard.
>>738312305they have for awhile, they have a warehouse in Sydney they started with the steam deck
>>738312484there is an obvious difference between discussion of games and signaling your purchase and possession of a product to others for your own vapid consumerist satisfaction. nobody talking about how shitty the level design in some action game is is bragging about how they own the newest product and asking others if they already have it and belong to the consumer in group and shape their identity around buying shit and being loyal to a brand. steam, sony, nintendo, its all equally pathetic, get real
I am a vapid consumerist and my controller might arrive within 24 hours
>even a controller gets a dedicated schizoNot sure why I'm surprised at this point
>>738312840>picthe fuck is that
>>738313887Discussions regarding Valve tend to invite such individuals.
>>738295135Jesus christ can you mentally ill disney adults fuck off
>>738295135mine just packed, will it be here by Saturday?
>>738306774is the software for getting the trackpads to work open source?
>>738307272Packed last night and posted this morning. I ordered at 18:13.
>>738315136I ordered a minute early and I still haven't progressed past "processed payment". Thanks, Valve!
>>738296450I had about 30 minutes or so before it was out of stock in Germany I think.Which seems more like a popular item than a scalped one. Scalpers empty the stock in seconds, not in half an hour.
>ordered mine five hours after listing as out of stock (US)pleasantly surprised
>>738308160I don't see the issue. It's people getting something new to play around with for their hobby and looking forward to it. Since the controller offers a lot of customization options for the controls, it's not just some random plug & play device that is completely interchangable with the rest. Makes sense that they are excited for it.This is much better than seething about what some literallywho who will never amount to anything said on Twitter and why you should be mad about it, or the spiritual shareholder salesfagging.
>>738315015No its steam input only
>Steam Controller mods and accessories just got easier, as Valve publishes official CAD files for freelots of cool mods for this thing coming
>>738300168Same on both fronts, my friend
bought a minute before listed release timevalve pls
>>738295135I just don't understand what you bitches are even seeing in this shit.Is it because it's the newest shiny thing to own? Don't you already have a xbox 360, xbox series, dualshock2-4, Dualsense, pro controler 1-2, 8bitdo, nintendo classic snes controller?What's new with it? I mean the steam deck controls were not that good desu senpai
shill bot thread
>>738317358>Don't you already have a xbox 360, xbox series, dualshock2-4, Dualsense, pro controler 1-2, 8bitdo, nintendo classic snes controller?baby shit
>>738295135My status:>Out of Stock
I CAN'T BOUGHT
>>738317358My preferred layout is the Steam Deck layout. Ever since I used it I have wanted a controller based on it. I love my Dualsense but the stick drift is starting to get bad on it and I needed a replacement soon. I don't care if it's niche or if everyone else hates it. I bought it because I want it. Simple as.
>>738317358>I just don't understand what you bitches are even seeing in this shit.The trackpads, capacitive sticks and grip sense.>Is it because it's the newest shiny thing to own?No. It's because it's a controller that actually compares to mouse and keyboard.>Don't you already haveI have a dualsense. This is significantly better.>I mean the steam deck controls were not that good desu senpaiThey were. Seems you didn't bother to learn them.
>>738318135Same, when I first started using the controls on the deck I quickly realized that it'd be nice to have them for my main pc
>>738295135Why would I buy a controller when I have a keyboard and mouse?
>>738317880I thought your Internet got shut off
GAAAAABE PLEEAAAAAAASE
>>738295135Why are you having an orgasm for a fucking controller?
>>738312392>marketing thread>for something you can't even buy right now
>>738318552I game on my PC with my TV and a Dualsense often. I have found games that I can comfortably play on my Steam Deck that I would never touch on my Dualsense. Any mixed input games are great on the layout. This thing is going to upgrade my TV play significantly. I'll probably only use my Steam Deck for travelling at this point. My only complaint with the Deck was the triggers being so small which they seem to have fixed on the controller.
>live in USA>get screwed over>live in Australia>dont get screwed overare we in bizarro /v/?
>Got my order in at 12:58 right when it opened>My brother got stuck with errors and only had his order placed around 1:20>His order is packaged, mine is still processing Gabe wtf
FINALLYStill a gorillian years away, but at least I know mine won't be cancelled.
Preparing for delivery :)
we are so back
>>738319254The early bird gets the worm but the second mouse gets the cheese.
steam frame WHEN
>>738315136I'm also on shipped as a britbong.
still only packaged it’s over for me
>>738312840>this is someone's fetishgrim
see you later nerds
>Payment: processed>Money: stolen
>Packaged items
bros...
>Checked this morning and it was on packaged items.>Check again like 30 minutes later and I have a tracking number.My body is ready.
I know I´m one of the early ordersMy order went through before the servers crashedPut the controller in the box Gaben, put it in the box and SEND it over here Gaben. You processed the payment Gaben, now put it in the fucking box.
I managed to order it at 6:01 and yet nothing, I'm starting to think they are working through the orders in reverse order.
>>738320025its over bro...you'll have to wait until Monday
gabe nonot like this
>>738320697it most likely depends on where its shipping from, each warehouse would have its own logistics going on
>>738320557Meanwhile I've been sitting on packaged for 10 hours.
>>738318639Yes
>>738295135second wave cucks...first wave chads are making fun of us...
>still processed paymentIt's over lads...'ock on 'ontroller without me
>>738322201>'ock on 'rollerC'mon now
>>738295135I didn't buy one cause it was out of stock. it's amazing how little this bothered me. have fun boiz
>people will already have finished their 3rd game by the time I get my hands on minet-thanks for beta testing, l-losers haha
>>738323048Shippedchad here>implying I will play gamesI'll just post a photo of my 7'' cock with it and call it a day
>>738319927BOXED
>wake up>it's still like thisI WAS FIRST WAVE, IT'S NOT FAIRIF IT'S NOT HERE BY SATURDAY I'M GOING TO MAKE THE TRANNY COMMUNITY PAY FOR IT
>>738323860you're lucky. I spammed my way to victory within 3 minutes and my shit still hasn't been packaged
>>738324041The listing went up 3 minutes before the hour. So you may have been 6 minutes after if you're considering after the hour. I also added the controller to my cart before it was available for purchase and added the money to my Steam wallet. Me and a friend purchased ours at 11:57 AM CST, and I'm sure many others did as well.
what hardware would you like valve to release next? perhaps a steam mouse?
it's just a controller
>>738324516Hummingbird headset using their BMRs and good mic setup
>>738298293that's my team's problem, not mine.
>>738324516Steam fleshlight
>>738324516I can't really think much hardware-wise that I'd want them to introduce.My main thing I'd like them to do is polish up Steam Home so it can be used as a virtual environment to remote play games with your friends "in the same room" or add some Goal or win/loss states and get the sdk into the hands of linux developers so people can make some fun shit to play, since Alyx, Steam Home (even if it barely exists), and CS:2 currently are wasting a fuck ton of potential since they're turbo niche and the tools aren't going to people that'd be willing to develop shit.
>>738324516I just want the steam deck 2the steam deck is a piece of shit but it's the only pc handheld with these touchpads so I want a new version that that isn't so weak
https://steamcommunity.com/groups/steam_hardware/announcements/detail/702141174212723353
>>738325213>steam fleshlight using steam input to create community haptics templates for porn gamesholy shit you're a genius. that combined with vr is the future of gooning
>>738309540>Live in the same country as Gabe>Doesn't even sell hardware here
>>738303000>use DRMno thanks
Out for delivery :)Cum tribute soon >:)
>>738295135Some mf said that Valve had better logistic and I was right to be pessimistic about it.
>got my order in so early that I didn't even see the errors that plagued everyone else>Processing :))))))))
>being this hyped over a lousy controllerI know the lazy hedonists over at Valve don't release products that often due to the infinite money printer they have, but this is just sad.
>>738295135>>738295420>>738296439>>738297404>>738300168>posting screenshots of your consoomerism
since the steam controller cad files are already upis anyone making something like this to 3d print?
>>738326081>>738326125
>>738325662>wintoddler complaining about drmlollmao
>This tracking number may be invalid or not active yet. Please check with the sender.ups kun.......
>>738326523>steamie defending DRM and asking for moreLMAO could not and would not be me
>>738326208just get a thor if you want mobile gaming i would say steam deck but those have been out of stock for months now
thread full of mentally ill retards addicted to the thrill of buying something and waiting for it to deliver. You're not pumped about the product, you're pumped about the idea of the product. It's just another controller you're going to get bored of in a few weeks. You people are too far gone to get it though
>>738326553it quite literally is you, wintoddler. you can use the controller with full functionality on linux
this used to say 2:08pmguess they knew who they were dealing with (me) and expedited my shipping (not you)
>>738295135here's min- oh, right...
>>738326635>using steamliterally the biggest monopoly in gaming and worst DRM after denuvo. why use linux if you're going to bend the knee to valve and suck their toes so hard?
>>738326678not a monopoly no matter how many times you repeat that word
>>738326578I just want to stream from my pc to my phone while using the steam controller touchpadsbetter fit phone controller don't have that, and the steam deck is too expensive and low resolution for streaming
>>738326553>xinput pleb is talking about DRMNo gamepad can use gyro and advanced function without 3rd party DRM fact.
>>738326630>You guys don't actually want a controller, you're actually marketing a controller you can't buy anymore as a way of spiting me Nintendo Nathanial, stop stealing attention from Nintendo right now!
>>738326678>illiterateno wonder you're a wintroon
>>738326716gamesir makes telescoping controllers and there is another chink brand that is well liked i forget the name but its like the m2 or some shitor shell out the money for a razer kishi those are better options then the controller mount you posted. it looks good until you use it and its super top heavy and uncomfortable
>>738326630I want the controller so I can use it.
>>738326756>>738326726>>738326701VDF assemble!
>>738326870I accept your concession
>>738326630but im going to use the controllersounds like someone is mad they couldnt get the same controller
>>738326870>xinputtard has no arguments
>>738326742nobody said anything about marketing or Nintendo you subhuman freak. Nice deflection though. Anyway keep on seeking validation from the other retards in this subhuman thread, you're all miserable consumers.
>>738326972i really dont understand why people cling to xinput even though its an ancient standard that microsoft itself has depreciated
>>738327029not buying your shit controller, sorry gamesaar
>>738326927you can use any controller. You're riding the high of the idea of using this one though, and it's an illusion. I don't expect you to get it.
>>738326630Some of us get a kick out of looking forward to thingsSome of us just are chasing that next (You)
>>738295135if it has the same dpad ans deck, its fucking dogshit
>>738327185touche nigger
>>738327141i dont expect you to get it either because you are looking at an out of stock screen
>>738327029>nobody said anything about marketingYou were pretty blatantly implying that.>Or nintendoYeah no I'm not going to pretend to be retarded about what's been going on in this dead ass image board for the past year. Even if you're upset and think this is stealing attention from chinkpads, that still puts you in as miserable of a place as the GPD fags who were mad that the steam deck meant they couldn't charge $1700 for a fucking i3 in a phone case that overheated and throttled like crazy.
>>738327204dpads are for menus its not that complicating if you need to do some obscure multi button precise input just map it out in steam input and set it to one of the grip buttons and you can nail it ever tim
>>738326208Get mechanism, the guys who created the deckmate, already have the files available for free. I printed one for my dualsense remote.https://makerworld.com/en/@mechanismgaming
>>738327342damn that's sick of you to be in on the exclusivity of owning a fuckin temporarily sold out controller dude! wowzers
>>738327428This is pretty nice, I didn't like how the controller lacked a dock I'll print it right now
>>738327562you sound mad that i will be enjoying my purchase
>>738327367wow you really are retarded. Erm good day to you then, retard, hope you find help good sir
>>738327562Sick enough for you to be throwing a tantrum about it.
>>738327589bold of you to assume that you're going to be enjoying anything once it arrives, and not just realizing the high of chasing the illusion is over and you go back to your shitty reality of nothing to look forward to
>>738327706I will probably play a game with it actually
>>738327683>throwing a tantrumnah just deriving pleasure from derailing an echo chamber thread full of insane consumerists
>>738327428Surprised this already exists but>25 for the phone mount + 9 for the steam controller grip
>>738295135>Out of stock
>>738327759>probably
>>738327950>just buy it from resellers ;)
>>738327824It's 2026, you're not trolling, this is your genuine sincere assmad faggotry over a controller you won't use because other people will.Let's not be completely retarded about this.
>>738328061I might just look at it for a few days
>>738328126>you won't use because other people willwatcan you at least rub double digit brain cells together when formulating your argument
>>738328069Grim
i got my pepe plush ready to take smug pics with my controller
>>738327397dpads are for 2d games, retardbut you only play newest and trending slop so it propably doesnt consern you
>>738328325it does not grandpa
>>738328204And shit like this is why everyone can tell you're not trolling.
Still processing. At this point it's a race on whether the controller or a Bible I pre-ordered 6 months ago gets delivered first.
>>738328426if you're implying i won't be buying or using the controller just to be a contrarian to a majority that is, then i'd call that a weak argument. I stated why you look stupid posting delivery statuses amongst each other in your echo chamber and how you're all chasing an illusory thrill. How do you know you're going to enjoy the controller? You haven't even touched it yet
>>738327581EWW
>"Picked up by carrier">Click the tracking link>"Package has not been picked up yet"Stop lying to me Valve
>>738300168same here eurobro, I saw a german nazimann post his Shitted tracking number despite he ordering 20 minute after me
I'm starting to think that packaging order is alphabetical.It would explain why mine hasn't been packaged yet.
>>738328782>Stop lying to me Valve
>>738328823For me it was my bank taking forever to process the payment, pretty immediately mine got packed after my bank finally processed it and I'm just waiting for it to get sent to some postal service.
>>738328546how much of a performative faggot do you have to be to order a lambskin bible. It probably isn't even KJV. Faggot.
>>738328823Sorry to hear that Zawadi
>>738328546>preordering a biblechristcucks are something else man
>>738328823>tfw my name starts with Z
>>738328782Valves just more efficient than package carriers
>>738328823Zelensky is that you?
>>738328909>>738329026>tfw nobody replying to me ;_;
>>738329026>file deletedseems like it hit too close to home
>>738329605this nigga thought he cooked
>>738300539holy nice tax, what country?
>>738329605Huh you got me
>>738329793who are people more likely to believe, tranny modified 4chan extension screenshot, or chad unmodifiable iphone screenshot?
>>738329896based iphone user
>>738306529Form anon back. Based on the data from the form, there's seemingly no rhyme or reason at all. They might as well be sending them out randomly. Or maybe they're using account age or spent money or something?
>>738329765Binland. I just love having 25% of my money stolen every time I buy something.
leafbros.... I'm thinking it's over....
Australia. Should have mine when I get out of bed.
>UPS worker hereCan’t wait until this hit the warehouse and half the night screw open packages and find these steam controllers. Last big haul we got was a pallet of Nintendo switch 2’s that we rightfully threw in the dumpster
>>738334405thank you for rotating your image for the rest of us, aussie
>>738334435forwarded a screenshot to ups
>boughted at 25 minutes>netherlands>still nothingNo one working as usual, lazy cunts. So much for 3-5 days.
>>738334435And then everyone clapped.
>>738297404As per steam ToS you still won't own them.
Mine is estimated to arrive Friday
>>738334839I don't understand why dutchGODS need to wait? Like they're sending the units from within our country for fucks sake SEND MY CONTROLLER ALREADY
Item has now been packaged. It's basically CONFIRMED to arrive tomorrow
Found a sucker who will buy the one I ordered for 300€.
>STILL STUCK IN "PACKAGED ITEMS"
>>738337146well done. by the time it arrives at their house it'll probably be back in stock
>>738337351fuck off. mine is still in the "processed payment" stage
>>738337146you are part of the problem
>>738319254Finally packaged for meNext week for sure
>>738326630I don't buy things unless I'm going to use it. I'm only in these threads to hear about others messing with steaminput/their use cases. I like discussion>>738328546Uh okay. This is interesting at the least
Cool mines packaged now too
>>738334151have you tried killing anyone within your government in minecraft? I feel like we're getting there in leafland
REEEE, GABEN SEND IT YOU LARD
>processed payment
FinallyOrder placed at 12:09 central
what is the killer feature of this controller that I can't just do with my xbox controller? is this a revolutionary new controller or are people just really excited for a new reason to give valve their money and brag that they did so?
>>738338667It changed to "Packaged items" after i posted this, Gabe now send it!
I missed the first drop. Realistically when is the next
>>738339063mine has been at packaged items for an entire day
>>738326630No, Im looking forward to it because it lets me use the same input as my Steam Deck and I likely wont need to buy a new controller for my PC for another decade. Even more so since I can just fix mine if it breaks.
GABE I'M SORRY FOR WHAT I SAID, PLEASE BUY ANOTHER YACHT
>>738338923Trackpads, gyro, back buttons, capacitive sticks, grip sense. I somehow don't believe that you haven't heard this before in the dozens of threads we've had.
>>738339140Same here. What the fuck are they waiting for? You've got it packaged just FUCKING GIVE IT TO THE CARRIER YOU NIGGERS
>>738339398ok and any of that is worth pretending to be excited about your shipping status for it getting updated? the controller isn't going to suck your dick or somehow make games more fun to play and it certainly doesn't seem that much more amazing than a standard controller. legitimately starting to wonder if I'm getting too old for this place.
>>738339537good point anon, you could go back and play some vidya with your... xbox controller i guess
>>738339537It's not our problem you're a retarded boomer bro
>>738339537>somehow make games more fun to playHaving 4 back buttons instead of only 2 is something that I know for sure will make some games more fun to me as I won't have to fight with the controller to play comfortablyI'm also really interested in trying gyro for games like Pragmata, since I've never tried gyro beforeIt's fine if the controller doesn't interest you but why even open the thread then
>>738339114probably monday around 2PM est
>>738295737I've already got a Steam Input mapping for Tiberian Sun. /Comfy/ bros keep winning
teehee
>>738340281>valve shipping something in 2 daysnice shop, or you're in bellevue
>>738325961They have better logistics to handle things that cost as much as a Steam Deck. However much more people can afford a $99 controller.
>>738340418It’s probably just automated, nothing to ship yet
>>738340281teeheehee
>>738340875Gotta hope you are right when the frame finally gets released yet it might be the same
Leaf here, mine shipped, got an email about it an hour ago
>packaged items fills in just before I go to bedGabe's goodnight kiss...
>>738341464Same here, it's been a good afternoon sirs
WE ARE SO BACKIt jjust umped from packaged items to thisups says invalid tracking number but I guess that's just because they got it just now
Mine is in the back of a truck already. East eurogods get preferential treatment
>Packaged itemsAt least it finally moved so I guess Friday for it to turn up now since I doubt it will make it for tomorrow since it's nearly 11pm.
>>738328546>Preordering a demake of a book that releaased 2000 years ago
it says tracking number but tracking number doesn’t exist on ups i got rugged
>>738341849update, it's now on ups
>>738342874West coast i'm guessing?
Some of them are arriving already. Really excited to learn if it's a pile of shit or not.
>>738295135I'm white BTW :)
I ordered 15 minutes after launch and it's still processing payment. Fucking hell.
>>738343241Arizona
>>738344083I ordered 5 minutes after launch and mine switched to packaged less than an hour ago. It seems to be random, at least within the batches.
>>738344083>>738344795thanks for beta testing the queue for me
>>738344723didn't realise there was a real thread, it's coming today (hopefully)
So ups doesn't show where the package is coming from?
Still cucked.
reeeeee
I'm being literally raped....
>>738300316I'm pretty sure most of these shill threads are from Gaben's very own entourage of paid visajeets, trying to get as many suckers to buy their poopy controller. After all, Gaben wasted a shit ton of money on a pointless Yacht. So now his wallet looks a lot more empty. The Scam King needs to get his moonees back, and what better way to do so than selling a garbage controller to the PC suckaz?
reminder to east coast friends that we'll be waiting a while.
>>738346191Please wait while we unstick your order from between Gaben's ass cheeks (yeah, he sat on it again).
Getting it sometime tomorrow. Valve is quick.
Italychad here, hopefully here soon
Someone put it in a bag at least.
>>738337854aaaand my brother's has officially shipped. Valve pls
