You are tasked with making Star Wars games cool again. You can make it apart of any canon and setting. Hard Mode: it cannot retcon, subvert, deconstruct or ruin anything before like the prequels, EU, Disney canon.
>>738304165That's.a.CHILD
yoshi and mario are shit lords and rule the galaxy with iron fist. then you the luigi the lost jedi are tasked to save the far away galaxy by defeating shit lords yoshi and mario!
A game that retcons all Disney and Filoni canon.
>>738304165I would make a game about a Jedi during the early days of the Empire, in the vein of Deus Ex>4-5 hub worlds with loosely connected stories and a number of ways to go about the missions>you have a slew of force powers, but you have to be judicious in how you use them, because the Empire starts coming after you if you go around being a fucking Jedi all the time>you wouldn't have access to a lightsaber right away, but once you get one it's like the Jedi Knight games: quick, brutal fights with dismemberments>no rebellion involvement, minimal memberberries
>>738304165Galactic Bttlegrounds Definitive Edition.
>>738304165Didn't read. Just here to make people jerk off.
>>738304165they just need to stick with the standard tactic of making reskins of popular games like warhammerdeux ex jedi gameresident evil bounty hunter gamethese alone would make billions
>>738304229She's. Not. REAL.
>>738304758
>>738304229And she was a good friend.
>>738304707are you gay?
>oh the star wars outlaws game is on sale, let me try the demo>look inside>ubislop launcher self installs>have to sign in to play demo>no thanks>uninstall demo>ubislop launcher does not uninstall with itI hate everything. I'm not playing any Star Wars games that are touched by EA or Ubisoft. there hasn't been a good star wars game since Kotor as far as I'm concerned.
And she was a good friend.
>>738304618Based. Tartakovsky mogs failoni.
>>738304165>You are tasked with making Star Wars games cool again.Announce a grand strategy game with navy and ground combat. Try to directly compete with Warhammer 40K Total War. Also make a boomer shooter remake of Dark Forces as a AA title meant to reintroduce Kyle into canon (Aka: Just don't have him steal the original death star plans)Also do a roleplaying adaption of the original trilogy about playing as Luke Skywalker. Oh, and another flight sim. Bitches love flight sims, especially if they have a ton of cool extra features.
>>738305371Does it matter to you?
>>738305403>steamie having a melty because she can't read and is too dumb to just use the publishers drm instead of doubling down with steamie hut junior drm
>>738304707Eh, not tonight.
>here's that child character you requested, George>make her sexier
>>738304165>Hard Mode: it cannot retcon, subvert, deconstruct or ruin anything before like the prequels, EU, Disney canon.Fuck that, I'm going to deliberately portray everything inaccurately and piss all over continuity just to make Star Wars fans squirm.
I don't like Star Wars at all. Not even a little bit.
>>738304165I still don't understand what the Togruta species has on their heads. Tentacles? Like what do those even do for them?
>>738305885I did once. Now it just feels perverted.
New rogue squadron, new battlefront that reuses DICE's art and sound assets but has actually competent and enjoyable gameplay, new KOTOR with Avellone at the helm. Maybe a new multimedia project like Shadows of the Empire, books + comics + a game, and maybe a minor cameo/tie in with whatever the current star wars TV show or movie is.
>>738304165 Luke, did I ever tell you about Ahsoka Tano? She was your father’s exotic teenage alien apprentice, a fine piece of jailbait from a more civilized age. She had the tightest body and the perkiest little breasts in the galaxy, barely legal in most systems.Anakin and I used to doubleteam her at the end of every successful campaign during the Clone Wars, and once in a while we’d even have the entire 501st run a train over her, part of official Jedi “training” of course. In time, she learned how to handle a meatsaber better than anyone in the Jedi Temple. She wore a miniskirt every day so we told her there were no panties in space, and since she was constantly doing acrobatics you’d get a glimpse of her orange pussy mid fight as she’d do a flip while slicing a B2 Super Battledroid in half. It was surreal.We taught her to grip her weapon backwards like a dildo and she constantly got captured by pirates and slavers almost every other day. It was ridiculous, like a constant porno Luke, you have no idea. And she was a good friend.
>>738304165>Hard Mode: it cannot retcon, subvert, deconstruct or ruin anything before like the prequels, EU, Disney canon.Then Star Wars games will never be cool again. Can't do it without getting the Disney stink off it.
>>738306380Just do a soft reboot.Rey's story is utterly pointless. It had zero actual effect on canon.
>>738305885I'm sorry you had a miserable childhood
>>738306312Reddit jewtuber meme copypasta.
>>738306447>killed han solo>killed luke >killed palpatine (again)>no actual effect on canonwhat
>>738304165new rogue squadron
>>738306447A soft reboot won't erase the Disney stink. Rei's trilogy will continue to shadow the sequel series-era stories so long as the movies continue to be treated as canon.If you're going to reboot it, it has to be hard. Like how Disney threw out the previous canon, you have to throw out Disney's canon. The inquisitors, Maul constantly coming back. ALL OF IT.
>>738306508>went into an old folks home with a machine gunvery impressive
>>738306508>Killed Han solo>Killed LukeCharacters was going to fuck off when the actor died. It just did the inevitable a few decades earlier. >>killed palpatine (again)And? He's still dead. You can ignore he came back if you really want to.
>>738306491Right. I didn't though. In fact the ages of 7-14 were the last time I ever watched the original trilogy films.The shits not that interesting.
>>738306571You're so cool and mature.
>>738306527> Rei's trilogy will continue to shadow the sequel series-era stories so long as the movies continue to be treated as canon.Genuinely: Just do a timeskip of a few hundred years. No empire, no republic, no unified galaxy period.
>>738305338Kek. I know the referencie.
>>738306605You seem really fucking upset for a very pathetic reason. You're being really weird about this. Is that you, Mike Stoklasa?
>Play as RotJ Luke>Returning from Battle of Endor>Luke duels Ahsoka>Which leads to hot steamy hand holding leg locked missionary pressing sex>Luke you are just like your father>Ahsoka Skywalker
>>738304707>>738305669There's just something about the idea of an unnaturally colored pussy that makes me really hard.
>>738305669im just curious
Every single thread on this shithole is essentially just a thinly-veiled excuse to post jerkoff bait fan art.
>>738308474>AHHH ATTRACTIVE WOMEN SAVE MEBack to twitter, raped zoomer.
>>738304618another republic game (best era of the entire franchise) that's just clones being bros would be cool.bonus if they can retcon some of the "nyeeehehehe" from grievous and give us some menacing visuals again.
>>738308474It's been that way for a long time, and they've just become gayer and more fetishistic as time has gone on.
>>738304165hire only male devs and let them cook
>>738308474Then leave?
>>738304165But I AM already playing the coolest Star Wars game ever made
>>738312601that's not Battlefront 2 though
>>738304165A game set a little after Return of the Jedi with a party of Luke, Han and Leia as playable characters. It's an action game, so you take direct control of one but can switch characters whenever. Luke and Han are sword and gun respectively. Leia also uses a gun but gets some Force powers to help her stand out. The plot is about cleaning up imperial remnants and battling crime organizations as part of creating a new government similar to the republic. A Sith who was rejected by Palpatine years ago and remained in hiding for more than 10 years takes this opportunity to start his own interplanetary regime.
>>738304165>You are tasked with making Star Wars games cool again. >againL.O.L.
>>738304229
>>738313492Sounds like George's plan for episode 7. The sith rejected by palpatine years ago is Maul and that Maul game was going to set up his rise
