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>>738314615
They all look the same, sound the same, dress the same, have the same haircut, just replace him lel
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get owned
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>>738314615
Who gives a shit? Lego just revealed TWO Forza Horizon 6 sets with FREE in-game cars.
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>>738314721
Dammit, the first DLC is going to be Lego again, isn't it?
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>>738314615
Vax status?
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>>738314615
did the addy they all pop run out mid drive or did the e-sex with some child get a bit too spicy to focus on the road? maybe the sleep deprivation hit critical mass?
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Taking bets, were they drunk driving and caused it themselves?
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>>738314815
100%
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>>738314615
Bro should've dodged that Flash before he got too close to the other car.
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I don't know who that is but RIP, its always a shame to see people die young...
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Deserved of playing Riot garbage, wish something like this happens to all the apes playing League
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>>738314615
SAFE
AND
EFFECTIVE
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>>738314794
not a bad way to die honestly
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IT'S BEEN A LONNNNG DAY
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>>738314615
Withholding sympathies until we get details on the crash. It happens so often that you see a headline of "X dies in a tragic car accident" and then you find out he was speeding in a sports car around a corner while drunk. Example webm: Vince Zampella
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>>738314615
Skill issue
>>738314721
fucking based hell yea drivefastbros keep winning
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>>738315101
Did he die?
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with how often they take funny substances and run on no sleep so much they might as well be sloshed, don't let them drive
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>>738315101
is that vince in the video?
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>>738315101
that's an extremely mellow curve to be crashing and dying on. retard should have improved his driving skills before deciding to try becoming an F1 driver
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fr fr? no cap? :skull:
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>>738315174
>>738315230
Yes it's Vince and yes he died, killed his passenger too
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>>738315174
Only a scratch on his leg.
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>>738314615
>him and a friend died in a "vehicle accident" together
>no mention of another car being involved, aka, no other party to blame
retards achieved darwin awards for YOLOing on his 21st birthday, rest in piss zoomshit
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>>738315101
Karmic retribution for not making Titanfall 3 happen.
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>Another post-2000 subhuman killed
Good
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>>738315101
>Withholding sympathies until we get details on the crash
>celebrating his 21st birthday
Do you need more details?
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>>738315358
what a retard. rip to the passenger. killed by rich boomer trying to prove something
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>>738315387
I think we've transcended "zoomer" at this point. That's like...gen alpha or something.
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>>738315174
no he was running Juggernaut
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>>738314615
>zoomer faggot haircut
Maybe if his view field was free he wouldn't have crashed.
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>>738315358
No one blames that guy (whose name I don't even know - goes to show how forgettable it was) for killing Paul Walker.
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>>738314615
>esport subhuman
And nothing of value was lost.
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>>738315430
Nah, 2005 is late zoomer. Gen alpha is 2010 onward.
>t. 2004
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cmon, where's the followup articles revealing they were high/drunk and driving like the fucking retards that they are. stupid shits deserve no sympathy, good riddance.
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>>738314615
who ?
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>>738314615
capped fr
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>>738315101
>concrete barrier ment to stop people from colliding head on into cliffside
>but so short you can collide hear on into the edge of it

even funnier still is that there's a guard rail on the opposite side to prevent drivers from driving into the tunnel entrance wall
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>>738314615
bro died fr fr no cap that aint bussin...
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>>738315101
Good riddance, fuck him. Fuck everything Call of Duty did culturally. Sucks for the passenger, but both are driving like this in an area known for street racing. Infinite Dead Racers + 2.
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>>738314615
KWABOTY?
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>>738315309
Retard was speeding on a dark tunnel, he didn't see the curve at all. Of course the brakes weren't enough to stop a sports car at 120mph in a second.
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>>738314615
sigma
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>>738314615
>dying on your birthday
Sad
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>>738315941
There's no gift better than eternal rest.
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>>738315736
They guardrails placement is so retarded he probably would've survived if it didn't exist.
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>>738315983
Well I'm sure you can afford it on your next birthday, treat yourself.
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>>738314615
Where’s the sticky?
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>>738314615
>valorant pro
literal who
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>>738316031
If you buy it yourself it's not a gift
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>>738314615
Don't drink and drive, kiddos. Definitely don't speed either.

RIP
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>>738316031
suicide doesn't count
I wouldn't want to take the risk of ending up in a worse place than this hell
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>>738314615
>Valorant
Who fucking cares. I refuse to believe anyone even plays that dogshit
Also rip lil zoom zoom, probably drove drunk like a retard
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Vax status?
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>>738314615
That sucks. RIP in peace.
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>>738316034
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>>738314615
was the car accident related at all, or was it the vax ?
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I like how his hair looks like one of those old timey newspaper boy hats.
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>>738316281
Quintuple maxvax
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>>738314615
Nocap? F in chat for bro.
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>>738315101
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>>738317052
>On May 5th, 2026, his best friend Harry announced that sym had passed away the day prior.
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>>738314721
when and why did lego become such a big part of forza? the first time it was a fun one off thing but now it's being way overdone.
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ITT: söylennial seethe over zoomchads
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>>738317140
>he thinks about us
heh, gay
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>>738314615
Why are people still pretending to care about Valorant?
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>>738316241
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uhh4nkLpub0
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Why is /v/ so risk averse and bitchmade? It’s like a MADD meeting in this thread. Yeah we get it. You play by all the rules
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>>738317412
Start beating your kids fellas. It's the only way.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iTYtH28esTg
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>>738314721
>Lego just revealed TWO Forza Horizon 6 sets with FREE in-game cars.
Fuck yeah nigger, I'm getting that shit
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VAXXED
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>>738314615
vax status?
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i know it's a meme to ask this but i'm being genuine here
who?
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>>738315174
in the video you can hear him scream as the fire engulfs the car
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>>738315101
Crank the handbrake and sneed at that speed.
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>>738317412
Meanwhile zoomcuck got reality mogged by the laws of physics so hard his cortisol spiked and updated his aura from alpha to unalive sigma on god fr
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>>738315101
>drives on a gta v highway one time
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In ACTUAL news...
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>>738314615
Vax status
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>>738314692
FPBP
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i'm happy when young people die :]
now if only i could steal and use his youth instead
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>>738314815
>They
What did xhe mean by this
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>>738317986
N-NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! HE WAS SO YOUNG AND FULL OF POTENTIAL
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>>738314615
holy shit, do the coffin dance my dudes
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>>738318102
The...two people in the car who perished?
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>>738314780
>everything is awesome starts playing
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>>738318102
read, nigga, read
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>>738314615
>valorant
Sadly, the world is slightly better with him dead
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>>738318102
>brain broken
Get your programming socks on my dude. It's over for you.
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>>738314615
99.9% chance this fucker did it to himself, and I'm lowballing here.
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>>738314615
why did he wait till after the car accident to die?
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>>738317052
Sometimes, foreshadowing is relatively obvious.
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>>738317850
oh no, the consequences of my own actions
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Lol rest in shit broccoli hair faggot retard LMAO
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>>738318102
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>>738317937
At least lil zoom had the balls to challenge the physics GOD
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>>738318549
Yet you will neva eva do the same even though you have a fork in your house and a power outlet. Are all zoomies really all that? Curious
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>>738316034
on my penus wenus :DD
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>>738318159
>>738318184
>>738318246
>>738318526
>lmao what is bro talking about take your meds
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>>738317412
I don't except when it comes to my well-being, I'm not risking my life for stupid shit
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>>738318549
and lost, like a bitch
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I guess he shouldn't have been caught using speedhacks (my condolences if it wasn't related to speeding)
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>>738318779
>edge lite
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>>738317986
87.. He was fucking kid..
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>>738318689
Take the L instead of posting dumb shit homie
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>>738318779
go suck a nigger dick carlos you fucking pussy faggot
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>>738318851
>proving the point
Thanks for playing lil zoomerino we see you are in fact bitchmade and are only tough on the internet.
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>>738318898
You’re mazed bro. Zero humanity. Go play a sport. Or maybe don’t. You might get hurt
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>>738314615
>celebrating his 21st birthday

Definitely was the cause and I'm only glad this retard didn't hit anyone else. RIP to the stupid friend.
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>>738317412
>how it started
>>738319153
>how its going
lol, lmao. So cute.
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>>738317412
>get money
>buy car (expensive)
>go fast
>crash
>die
>never be able to do it again
or
>buy game (cheap) or pirate game (free)
>buy wheel and pedals (cheap and optional)
>go fast
>crash
>do it again and again and again
Hmm which should I choose
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Damn, lil' Symy got skullmogged while asphaltmaxxing?
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>>738317986
I just farted
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>birthday
>car crash
>died along best friend
yep, sounds like a joyride, or "death by misadventure"
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>>738317850
Iirc vince died instantly so the man screaming is the passenger
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>>738317412
What was he, your boyfriend?
You should join him.
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final tweets
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>>738317412
>why don't people want to kill themselves itt?
Yeah man strange place
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>MOOOOM I'M BEING EDGY ON THE INTERNETZ AGAIN XD
kys
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>>738315101
That's not him, that's some hollywood director. happened a couple months ago.
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>>738319819
are you stupid?
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>>738317052
>>738319745
I bet he was driving the speed limit and not at fault :)
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>>738314615
>>738314721
>Horizon 6: Japan
>Dodge Viper and what looks like Corvette
lol
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>>738314692
this
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>>738319808
Does posting an "In memoriam" in a community you know will troll their death qualify as being a troll?
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>>738319914
he's in the passenger seat dumbass
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>>738317850
sounds hot post it
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>>738319808
Why would you tell your mother that you're being an edgy shit? The whole point of being edgy is to piss off adults.
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>>738314615
-1 wh*toid
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>>738317052
>>738319745
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>>738319971
just google vince zampella car crash
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>>738320014
Can't find shit, spoonfeed me faggot
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Can't wait for the youtubers that go on rants about how much they hate drunk drivers and people that drive recklessly to all post videos crying over this guy's death
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>>738320138
just google it on youtube, there's like 2 dozen reuploads
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>>738320138
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We lost a great soul today bros...
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>>738320224
and every single one has a faggot talking over it
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>>738314692
Harsh but factual.
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>>738320276
skill diff
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>just google it on youtube
>bottom text
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>>738320302
Well, I do play games on easy mode and make sure to always go for magic builds in souls slop
post it faggot
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>>738314615
>be normalfag
>die from normalfag activities
neets won. chuds won.
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>>738320252
nice temu sneakers
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>>738319745
>imagine dying to the soundtrack of POOH SHIESTY as your punk ass drinks and drives the minute you're legal age
Well that's embarrassing.

https://youtu.be/nm1LYGAgrq0?si=ykjmlwq1Wfj-UsNW
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>>738320361
no_________________________________
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>>738314692
>t. brownoid that is indistinguishable from at least 3 billion other browns
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>>738320252
How do you wear pants like that and not feel retarded?
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>>738314692
trvke
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>>738320407
There are also women in the picture, but okay.
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>>738320453
I found it, it's lame as fuck.
Way to waste my fucking time faggot
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>>738320252
this guy had more sex with women than even poster in a pragmata thread combined
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>>738320505
you're welcome
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>>738315101
BUSSIN
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>>738320506
come back when you speak english
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>>738320559
That's Vince Zampela crash you fucking idiot
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>>738315309
>that's an extremely mellow curve to be crashing and dying on.
Hit a bump and the wheels lifted. No traction. That's why you don't race on residential roads. Any bump going 100mph makes your car take flight.
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>>738320506
Either I'm completely disconnected from reality or you are, because that guy looks zesty as fuck
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>>738320437
>monotonous illiterate for 5 and a half minutes
Thank you zoomies. Very cool.
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>valorant
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Good riddance.
Death to all californians
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>>738314815
>while celebrating his birthday
definitely sounds like it
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>>738314692
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>>738320252
need it or keep it?
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>>738318159
oh...they...both...drove...then?
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>>738320463
>t. aidsfaggot having a meltdown over broccoli hair zoomie #927168393661839
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yo lil bro is corpsemaxxin fr
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>>738320506
I seriously doubt that
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>>738320709
>scaping self for a meme
Okay that's pretty funny.
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>>738314615
Vaxx status?
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>>738314815
It was his 21 birthday and the report isn't saying what caused the crash. Good chance it was his fault.
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>>738320506
>plays valorant
>imitation broccoli hair
i'm a 34 year old virgin and i've had more sex than he ever had
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>>738315101
>orale esse homeboy buggin cabroon
the last words you hear before dying a miserable death in the streets of america
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>>738321283
People underestimate how much weight being a pro has. Women play valorant all he had to do was slide in with some "training" and "tips". Back in the day being diamond in league had the same effect.
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I remember how often I got into cars driven by absolute retards who are merely lucky they didn't have a fatal crash yet when I was younger.
Don't do it, zoomies.
If you want to go somewhere and the only one driving is the retard you know drives way too recklessly, stay at home.
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>>738321380
a pro gamer, he's a professional in a hobby women detest the most
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>>738321380
you watch too many movies
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>>738321446
this
only had it happen once or twice and i was luckily smart enough to avoid these people
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>>738314692
>US birth rate has hit a record low and has been declining for nearly 20 years staright
>Just replace him
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>>738321623
here's your broccoli hair replacement bro
*hits you with the broccoli hair mulatto specimen*
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>>738316031
I'm not in Canada though.
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>>738314615
Who?
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>>738315101
>>738315309
>that's an extremely mellow curve to be crashing and dying on.
Yes and no, don't underestimate the curve, especially don't underestimate the curve on a mountain road that you don't know with a rock wall on one side and a chasm on the other.
>retard should have improved his driving skills before deciding to try becoming an F1 driver
F1 drivers know the track by heart and muscle memory. Rally drivers have a pilot telling them exactly what's coming up (unless your name's Samir). There is no level of skill that can save you when you floor it in the dark and go flying over a bump that you couldn't see while blinded by the light at the end.
See: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S5NWcdq4Wf4
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>>738318816
He was a billionaire so...
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>21
such an old man, he wishes he had the youth of the brazilian favela monkey
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>>738320660
I'm a zoomer and that sounds like shit, I can't imagine listening to that.
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>>738314615
>21st birthday
>With friends
>Car accident
It doesn't take a professional detective to realise he was drunk driving, probably going way over the speed limit and driving dangerously. I have no sympathy. He was old enough to know the risks.
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>>738321283
He's a zoomer with money, he got laid
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>>738322249
>born in the wrong generation making a comeback
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>>738322359
with men
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>>738321996
>There is no level of skill that can save you
a skilled driver would know not to do something so retarded and would have been going slower at that point
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>>738322359
yeah, laid in a casket
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>>738314615
>left his house
Rookie mistake.
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>>738317052
What the fuck aren't modern cars supposed to be indestructible. How the fuck did he die in an SUV?
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>>738322423
Would you prefer if I was a walking stereotype? fr fr on god bruh ts be bussin 67
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>>738315101
>Vince Zampella
>Angeles Canyon

Here's what that area looks like from ANOTHER motherfucker who crashed. This dude was ok.

TEST YOUR RACING SKILLS.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S5NWcdq4Wf4

BTW. New forza looks pretty shit.


>>738315736
>>738315992
Guardraill also helps control for falling rocks. But the area has SUCH dumb motherfuckers crashing into shit and launching themselves off the edges at full throttle that they're gonna do it no matter what.
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>>738321996
Not going two or three times the speed limit through a tunnel might have saved him
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>>738322459
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>>738322359
zoomers have way higher standards than previous gens
and i doubt millennials would want to fuck a baby
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>>738322498
Wasn't criticizing you, just found it funny because I don't remember the last time I saw the sentiment
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>>738322359
Six feet underground.
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>>738322546
>i doubt millennials would want to fuck a baby
Discord communities might disagree
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>>738321996
There isn't even a bump there.
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>>738322567
I don't think I was born in the wrong generation, I just wish people my age weren't retarded.
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>>738322614
he wasn't some discord kitten you buffoon
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>>738319745
I've been off normie social media since covid. Do all zoomers talk like niggers now?
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>>738322441
>>738322529
>a skilled driver would know not to do something so retarded and would have been going slower at that point
Yeah that's the point I'm making in response to anon who made it sound like that dude crashed because he couldn't take a "mellow curve".
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>>738322680
yes
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>>738319657
No, according to the California highway patrol accident report. The passenger was thrown from the vehicle and died instantly. That is who you see being dragged away from the burning vehicle. Vince was trapped in the vehicle and perished.
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>>738315101
HAHAHAHA, WIPEOUT
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>>738319493
or third option
>buy car
>go to a circuit and pay for some laps
>drive at your pace while going fast in some straight lines
>have fun, can do it again when you have the budget

>inb4 muh money
get a job
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i got in a traumatic car accident once
if i had been lying down the other way my neck probably would have been snapped instead of my leg
fucking hate cars
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>>738321996
I dunno about you but knowing not to floor it while blind sounds like it's pretty low on the skill isssue chart.
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>>738322637
passenger take, show bus pass
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>>738322747
Definitely the smartest option.
>t. Former pro
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>>738322680
They always have.
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>>738322774
Cars are the devil's transport
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>>738314615
Sad since he was so young but I also assume he was driving around in a fancy sports car while drinking.
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>>738322680
Most, not all. I don't understand why they do.
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>>738320437
is that the guy that linked up with sneedum feedem? did we end up needing or keeping it?
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>>738322782
what makes something exciting is doing it when you know it's risky, even wrong.

It's just that humans aren't very good at realizing that the word "risky" means "the bad thing is likely"
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>>738320660
I can't even make it half way through without seething, especially looking at all his golden and platinum records behind him. People like this? The celebrate it? It's incoherent drek. What even is the message? "I'm tired after being thrown in jail, so throw me some pussy?" Words to live by -- or in Tyler 'THE SYM' Porter's case, die by.
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>>738314615
Isn't volatan a game for girls?
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>>738322730
https://www.nbclosangeles.com/news/local/video-game-developer-vince-zampella-crash-call-of-duty/3819576/
>The driver, Zampella, was trapped in the ensuing car fire, the CHP said. He died at the scene and the passenger died at a hospital, authorities told NBC4 Investigates. Details about the passenger's identity were not immediately available.
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>>738320252
he looks like a fucking roblox character lmfao
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>>738322852
mega kek I was just thinking about that. >>738322901


They can key pit; that car's going to the compactor.
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>zoomer gets behind the wheel
>eyo this be on fleek fr fr
>yanks wheel with totally random force to a random direction
>spins 40 times and dies
>no cap bruh
>ack
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>>738322924
as the kids say

let him cook
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>>738322786
Get z rated hol and sticky with someone else, you freak.
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>>738315309
he was coming into that turn obviously way too fast. its like they set all that recording shit up just for him to go at the turn balls to the wall with no practice run and having no idea how the vehicle handles in general
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>21 yr old gamer
poor guy died a virgin
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>>738322901
Bro I wasn't ready for that look holy fuck lmao. I don't know much about that world but it'd be really funny if he copped the palm tree look from the incestboys.
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>>738323136
only if you don't count bussy
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>>738322971
>shi twin i finna just unalived myself on god im crine fr
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Millenial here. I fucking hate zoomers for reminding me of the youth I wasted, so I wholeheartedly celebrate every little bit of misfortune coming their way.
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>>738314692
>They all look the same, sound the same, dress the same, have the same haircut,
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>>738322901
Just walk around in your underwear at this point, you'll look more presentable
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>>738320709
ngmi
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>>738321446
Same. Im eastern euro and when I was younger I was going into cars of fags who were high as kites on weed or drunk and ive had multiple insanely close situations. Some of these fags actually had accidents later on too.
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>>738322901
sneedemfeedem
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>>738320608
a fucking f1 car couldnt take that turn at that speed, bump or no bump. though an f1 car could brake hard enough to slow down enough. the road even angles downward so youd get understeer from the front wheels having less weight on them regardless
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>aniki got killed by a drunk driver
FUCK FAGGOTS WHO DO THIS
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>>738320463
no-one will know who your zoomer gamer streamer is
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>>738321623
I'm pretty sure this is demoralization campaign bullshit at this point because everywhere I go at least in the south US I see most people with a couple of kids
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>>738314615
lel thought its another marathon thread from the thumbnail
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>>738321446
Only times I felt unsafe in a car were when my grandma drove me and when one particular female taxi driver drove me and absolutely floored the gas pedal constantly
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>>738323338
This. No respect for people that disrespect the road and the sanctity of human life.
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>>738323338
F
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>>738322901
I think left is in prison and right was killed in broad daylight.
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>>738323380
Kek
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>>738322680
>white people used to say "crashing out" in the 50's or so
>blacks started saying it
>whites stopped saying it because niggers
>fast forward like 40 years
>zoomers are the first white people to start saying this ancient phrase only niggers have used for decades because they're nigger worshipping golems
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>>738323237
This will never stop being funny
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>>738321996
SAMIR PLEASE YOU ARE BREAKING THE CAR
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>>738314615
judging only by his hair, age and job, I'm going to assume it's his fault
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>>738323428
A real loss for the music industry.
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>>738323491
I'm a zoomer and I'm racist (I like black women though, the ones that look like white girls dipped in chocolate)
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>>738323428
Looked it up, left has been arrested half a dozen times but I dunno if any of them stuck.
Right got arrested relatively recently for kidnapping and robbing another rapper and forcing him to sign some contract or some shit like that, he's facing life in prison
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>>738314692
I never saw it that way, but fuck you're right.
>valorant
And the game is not even difficult either so you can literally get any random broccoliflosser to replace him/they/them
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>>738322680
Niggers are to language as 4chan is to memes.

It's insusceptible to most, irritating, stupid, but frequently something will bubble up and get filtered and become part of the mainstay
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>>738323682
i played valorant tripping out acid and won the game 1v5 multiple times after my whole team died then never played it again
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>>738323391
io would trust a crazy taxi driver with my life
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>>738323743
And then everyone clapped.
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>>738322680
>>738323696
the funniest thing about zoomers is all their words and phrases come from either niggers or us, the people who hate niggers the most, and they simply have no idea because our words and phrases are filtered down to them through the sanitized social media slop they scroll 24/7
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>>738319996
>https://youtu.be/MPuK06zUIhc?si=471JU7KkOvpwyEPk
Imagine dying to this at max volume. Also sneed em feed em and pooh shiesty linked up.
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F
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>Mfw you delete my knife skins
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>>738322901
he's got a giant masonic tattoo on his chest for a reason
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>>738320709
At leat they have the hair density to fraud it effectively
I could never pull that off despite having less shit hairline than any of them
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>/v/ - I would kill all niggers, Jews, trannies, Indians, and localizers, but I would never EVER touch a stinky cigarette or drive after having a glass of wine!
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>>738324601
>for some reason
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>>738324703
Yes. Is this supposed to be contradictory?
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>>738314692
Very antiwhite anon.
Feel free to kill yourself.

>>738314721
Same to you
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>>738324703
I mean, yes?
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>>738324714
read again nigger
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>>738324703
>but I would never EVER touch a stinky cigarette or drive after having a glass of wine!
I don't take poison.
Yes I also live better than you and eat better than you.
No being inside of a building during the day, no eating fast food or garbage food, living like an ancient king of a tribe.

That being said I speed but sober.
I don't drive reckesly,just fast.
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>>738314615
Should've used your blinker
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>>738318102
xhe meant that you'll never be with a woman, incel
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>>738324703
That's not contradictory
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>>738322747
>buy
>pay
>drive at your pace
>have the budget
nah bro
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>>738317052
>”fuck the c-ACH!”
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>>738318812
>u r edge lite
I too, have all your passwords stored in plaintext
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>pro payer dies
good riddance
also fuck off retards aren't videogames
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>>738315101
You know what DK stands for?
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>>738325656
kek
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>>738323590
Why does he have the head of an actual fucking baby? Imagine being intimidated by this thing.
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>>738325720
Donkey Kong.
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>>738324703
Yes. I don't touch poison and garbage because I'm not a woman nor a boomer (spiritual woman).
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>>738325964
It's the gun bro not the fetus holding it.
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>>738324703
/v/cels don't socialize so why would they drink or smoke
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>>738320709
>zoomers do the broccoli hair thing to hide the fact that they are balding in the early 20s
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>>738325720
Dick Kickem
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>>738315101
>Fortnite trolled Vince's death by releasing the same Ferrari that he died in just hours after it was on the news
>Same with D4vid's locker bundle when news broke out last year about the missing girl
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>valorant
kernel level death
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>>738326094
So you need drink and smoke to socialize?
Kinda sad doing poison to fit in isn't it?
I don't need need drink or smoke for games
How far would you push it to fit in and socialize? cutting a portion of a finger?
A full finger?
A whole hand?
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>>738326410
You're not ready for this. Tip of penis.
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>>738314615
>lose a game
>have a crash out
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Overshadowed by Ted Turner's death
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>>738326410
Cover myself up in oil and shove my entire body inside. I don't expect any resistance.
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>>738325720
die kike
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>>738320463
>>738324814
You don't have to rush to the defense of obnoxious zoomers just because they're white. It'd be the same if he was any other race following the same trends that every kid of his race follows. Literally sheeple.
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>>738326653
He looks like Cooper from Mad Men
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>>738326738
It's ironic since zoomers are all wiggers
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>>738322842
its a defense mechanism. They mimic black slang and behavior to avoid being their victims.
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>>738326898
I thought blacks hate that because it's seen as appropriating their culture (speaking eloquently)
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>>738326094
>Why smoke
Smoking is scientifically proven to temporarily increase mental acuity.
Also cigarette smoke is known to attach to receptors that prevent ‘certain’ sickness-causing compounds from attaching. This one is less proven; yet many doctors and nurses who interact with a lot of patients are (very) light smokers for this reason. Knowers know.
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>>738327205
They for sure don't like it when you jack their shit and get paid for it. I don't think larping is a big deal it's flattering to be imitated.
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>>738326653
Ted Turner looks like if Ted Kennedy was an even bigger faggot
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>>738327293
kek
>dont trust the science
>but this guy selling me water filters, i trust him
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>>738324703
Also the Irish.
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I don't know who the fuck that cunt is; but given that he plays valorant, I'm sure he was driving 100mph on his way to suck a million faggot dicks.
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>>738314615
Based
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>>738326898
Zoomers do it because blacks are cool. Who do whites have for role models? Some dicklet on 4chan who lost so hard he spends his day talking about Brown men all day? Some Jew worshipping old white boomer who talks about how Israel are the strongest and chosen people of the Lord?

I'd rather act like niggers than your average 4chan white too. Niggers at least get laid and live in the real world. Your average 4chan cuck is seething over Black and Jewish men from the safety of his cuck box all day and makes empty threats he will never act on
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>>738314615
over 100000 people die every day and I have no idea who this is
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>>738314615
I'm really sorry you lost your boyfriend, OP, but playing games all day doesn't make you "vidya related" or part of the video game culture. Polite sage and report, faggot.
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>>738327530
>seething is le bad
>is seething
Well, at least you tried.
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>>738327569
You will never be a janny
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>>738327530
Whites have successful and happy people for role models, like their parents. You worship niggers because you're a low IQ retard like they are.
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>>738327530
TRVTHNUKE. /pol/cucks look up to losers like chudthebuilder and become professional "rage baiters" who spend most of their day gossiping about Brown men online.

I'd hate to live life like such a spiteful little mutant.
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>>738327690
>responding to yourself

Embarrassing.
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>>738327690
You're doing it right now, samefriend. It's the redditspacing.
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>>738326410
Least mentally ill anti-alcohol /v/cel
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>>738327604
>on the site of seething below replacement losers
Yeah yeah 2 more weeks badly I know. Can you hurry up you guys are like 2000 years behind schedule
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>>738327626
boo-hoo
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>>738327827
I am sure it was a good one. Try again but in English.
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>>738327738
>>738327757
I found the seething losers lmao
>wtf why won't white kids look up to me
>Is a loser who spends all day thinking about Brown men
In fact maybe they DO look up to you, the love for superior men is there it just shows itself differently...
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>>738327827
SAAAAAAAAAAR
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>>738327916
Cringe.
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>>738314615
Welcome to the club! Who's next?
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>>738327916
I hope you find your superior brown man to build the rest of your life with. It seems to be consuming your entire existence.
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>>738327895
>responded
lmao this bald aah unc is CRASHING OUT cause he ain't got no rizz
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>>738328082
Do sharteens really? Embarrassing.
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>>738322494
Crazy, isn't it? Old people been driving literal death traps, 1 star rating safety cars for years and never killed themselves. Then came these retard zoomers with a gigantic SUVs, 5 star rating safety who kill themselves on the first day.
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>>738314615
>Valorant player
>while celebrating birthday
>probably caused the accident too
Nothing of value was lost.
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>>738328037
What the fuck do you have against moldman?
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>>738328037
>incontroL
Fuck I wasn't ready to cry.
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>>738328074
Not as much as /pol/. You guys are down BAD I hope you find a nice Brown guy to settle with bro...
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>>738322680
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>>738328380
>repeats my joke back to me
Thank you zoomie. Very cool.
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>>738314615
Vax status?
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>>738314615
Rest in peace
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>>738326723
lmao
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>>738328514
Quadruple boosted and triple clotted.
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>>738314615
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>>738321446
Yeah this is one advice i would tell to teens. drink, smoke, hell do drugs but do not be a retard with cars
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Are lil zoomies legally required to all have the same "bussin frfr ong" haircut? And then they all start balding by like 25. What a grim fucking existence, being the first generation that's objectively dumber than the preceding one, balding at historic rates, and spending their lives in internet chats for people who don't know they exist.
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>>738328438
>repeats his black lust back at me
Very cool unc, you will mention Brown men unprovoked a dozen more times today btw
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>>738328842
Neat. We can be twins.
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>>738328890
My own clone!
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>>738322459
lmao
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>>738314615
-1 broccoli zoomer
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>>738328928
>doesn't understand the direction of time
That's okay we can workshop that one.
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>>738322546
Millennials are losers they'll fuck anything with a pulse that gives them a crumb of attention and validation
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>>738317412
WE IS FINNA WUZ BEEN DONE BEEN DID FINNA BEEN RISK TAKERS N SH-AAAAACK
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Does anyone actually worship these subhumans or is it a big, ironic joke?
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>>738329056
>t. the looksmaxxing generation
You literally can't make this shit up.
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>>738315454
Everyone blames that guy. They were driving unsafely and it was a single-car accident.
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>>738329067
>worship cool dark strong male who takes what he wants and fucks women
Or...
>balding retard who worships a dead foreskin eating Jew and mutilates himself
This is a very hard choice, very very hard...
But it think I'm going with... The black one
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>>738314783
this nigga stuck in 2020 LMAO
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>>738329067
I look like this and say this.
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>>738322747
>drive at your pace
stop slowin me down with your clio bro
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>>738323608
Based zoomzoom
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>>738317412
Because doing dumb shit often gets you killed, faggot.
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>>738323360
people who dont have sex / relationships / babies dont go outside. that is also part of the reason why they dont have any.

tldr: survivorship bias:
>everybody i meet survived the WW2, no way so many got killed!
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>>738317052
reminder to treat your personal glowie well.
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>>738329276
You need to stop trying so hard.
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>>738320252
>you know what's cool? looking like you just woke up in the freezing cold and had to crawl through a pile of bird shit to take a selfie in a shoe store
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>>738324814
Nigger. I'd trade 2 zoomer normies for 1 cool brown. They're abundant and do absolutely nothing but hold us down by influencing other NPCs to become like them as opposed to developing their own persona.
Theyre a NET NEGATIVE you stupid ape
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>>738329671
/pol/ by your logic is the definition of trying too hard. How much can you rationalize how weak and dysgenic Jews and low IQ blacks while they outplay you in absolutely everything from culture to politics?

Just gonna keep making vague no nothing statements or call me Indian? I guess I expected too much from the intelligent master bestest race....
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I'M FUCKING TIRED OF EVERY SINGLE ZOOMER TALKING LIKE A NIGGER
EVERYWHERE YOU GO IT'S LIKE THAT
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>>738324150
why is this dudes voice so fucking zesty?
he sounds extremely homosexual
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>>738314615
Jesus christ for a second i thought that was HOOK the AEW wrestler. RIP either way.
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>>738330137
You're trying too hard to troll and it's super obvious.
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>>738330137
TRVTHNUKE. They'll call you Brown and say you're trying too hard but they'll never call you wrong. This poor kid died and his own fellow whites mock him, poor kid. He's an honorary BROWN GOD, he died like a king living fast and true ...
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>>738329654
People who think that going outside means you will get sex are mentally ill.
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>>738330324
Oh right, anything about passively crying like a women over Browns and waiting 2 more weeks for someone else to do it is too much work and too hard

Forgive me, may you be raped to death passively in peace. You don't have to reply, I know how hard effort and thinking is for you
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>>738321085
It's a trick, anon, women are ADULT human females.
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>>738330324
>UR GIVING ME THE ICK UGH
lmao this unc is BIG MAD and triggered over words brah, HE CRASHING OUT
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>>738314615
It was his fault wasn’t it?
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>>738329067
you become what you pretend to be
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>>738330440
Last time I went outside women were lining up to give me sex.
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>>738330640
I believe it.
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>>738330640
I don't believe it...
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>>738330440
its the other way around
>if you never go outside, you cannot have sex
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>>738330702
It's true. They were giving me so much sex that I had to turn them down because it was just too much and I didn't have time for it. I had a tier 4 raid to get back to.
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>>738329654
it's up
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6i2wAam9k30
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>>738330640
Yeah. This is normal if you aren't a /v/irgin
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>>738324814
zoomers are not white. they all adopted nigger lingo and love niggers and hate racism.
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>>738330802
Just wait for Chinese robot waifus with built in interchangeable vagina, mouth and anus. Then you can never leave your bedroom and still have non-stop, under the desk blowjobs.
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>>738322706
People mistakenly think lots of things are about reflexes rather than knowing patterns, like playing shmups.
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>>738330936
Not true. The ones itt love racism so much they literally can't stop salivating over juicy brown men..butts? They act like they're doms, but then desperately look to follow someone's lead.
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>>738330936
I wonder how the niggers will repay their kindness when they eventually make up 80% of the US population.
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>>738315736
I don't know what the law says over there, but here it would have been improperly placed. The end block of a concrete barrier either has to connect to something so it's impossible to crash into it head on, or capped off with a slanted block. And this is exactly why. Crashing into it lengthwise has no give in it at all and will just instantly atomize you on contact.
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>>738330137
damn i never thought of it like that. i guess cancer and tape worms are genetically superior to me too
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>>738330802
This is false as well.
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>>738331174
Blacks are pretty nice to me, I just make eye contact and don't call them the n word and they treat me pretty well. Did you try not being a hateful loser?
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>>738314615
FF on God, Deadass, FRFR
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>>738314692
That just shows you're getting old and can't distinguish between young people any more.
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>>738323360
>demoralization campaign
>see neutrally reported news that upsets you
>"it's a campaign"

Oof.
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>>738331630
Meanwhile in reality; according to statistical averages, blacks make up the majority of violent crime, have considerably lower intelligence across the board and contribute less to society.

Everyone knows this now. Anecdotes to the contrary are worthless.
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>>738319745
zoomer retardation, thank god he only killed himself
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>>738323216
Why do you zoomers think you're immune to age?
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>>738331875
He could have at least packed the car full of niggers, and killed them at the same time. Worthless sod, zoomers are beyond redemption.
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>>738314692
These are the people that will get mad at you for making fun that the podcaster died of a sore throat.
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>>738331630
okay now walk through Pulaski Division Roosevelt then down to 93rd & Michigan 115th & Michigan
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>>738327205
The blacks that cry about that shit on news shows aren't the ones you have to worry about.
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>>738332006
>go to O block
kek. What if they like him? Will you stop being racist?
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>>738331630
Eye contact is how they get enraged tho
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>>738314615
Happy Deathday!
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>>738315418
Yes, was he driving like a total dickhead? Or was he T-boned by some nigger in a stolen hellcat
These are important details needed to decide if a death is worth mourning or not
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I guess Forza Horizon 6 looks good enough, is Forza Horizon 5 a good racing game?
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>>738328248
The EU is authoritarian enough that we don't need to ask them to solve problems which are self-created when someone buys an always online game.
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>>738331868
Statistics are just a list of other people's anecdotes. Statistics say lots of shit is dangerous. Are you just gonna not live life and passively live in fear that you have a 3% chance to get hit by lightning on a Tuesday? What a woman lmao

>>738332006
I grew up in Detroit around some of the most ghetto blacks you'd ever seen. Hell, I was friends with some of them. If you're a coward just says so lmao. No shame in being a pussy
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>>738314721
Oh for fuck sake you just know that a lego meme dlc is coming back just like how the hotwheels cringe returned for 5
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>>738314692
this, for a second I thought that was that mario speedrunner minsky or something kek
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>>738332310
You need to learn the difference between staring into someone's eyes like a sperg (which comes off as aggressive / challenging) and softly looking at someone's face (acknowledgement / kindness)

Here's a tip, tilt your head a bit and look at the eye on their face closest to your outward tilt, it comes off as inquisitive/interested as opposed to sizing someone else up
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>>738320252
Now I understand why lesbians are lesbians
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>>738331875
There were two people in the car anon.
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>>738331875
the angle is from the passenger seat
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>>738332584
>remember bambi eyes or you will pull aggro
lmao
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>>738331771
"young people" between the ages 8-14 are all unique with their own styles and nobody looks the same, 15-21 is that awkward broccoli phase where they all look the same
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>>738314692
thread
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>>738332389
Statistics are an objective measure of things; like how hot a certain month is over x number of years, or how many people drive yellow cars. We can also make conclusions based on statistics like; is it getting hotter, or are blacks more violent than other races etc...

I'll be real though. I wanted to believe that blacks were just like you and I; but the reality is that as a collective, they are not.
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>>738332716
This isn't exclusively to blacks bros. You creep women out and will piss off any high test dude of ANY race if you look then dead in the eyes for zero reason

If you can't navigate that sort of thing without folding like a bitch than you better be a really fucking good fighter because it sounds like you just want human nature to bend to your posh faggotry and lack of social knowledge
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>>738332729
That's adolescence for you. Everyone desperately trying to fit in and not get picked on.
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>>738314615
Ayo holup on skibidi 67 wilting flower emoji? Tung tung tung sahur bless up this man fr fr ong
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>>738331630
Ditto. "Respect" is just basic manners. If you bump into somebody they'll get angry, you say 'excuse me' and the anger dissipates.
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>>738332793
I get that anon. I'm not saying you're wrong. I'm just saying that living your life adhering to statistics is not a life lived at all. You can be aware of them and take measures, just don't hold them as some irrefutable truth or you will eventually bring those things about by seeing them everywhere

Like a self fulfilling prophecy
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>>738328037
>/v/ approved gaming channels
>not pic related
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>>738332883
If human nature doesn't want to behave it can go back to the cage. If you want to be treated like a human being act like one. People look me dead in the eye all the time. What I don't do is start swinging, mon-keigh.
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>>738333176
Asmongold is the only valid one, and that's only because he hates minorities.
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>>738327530
But 4chan is literally the second half of zoomer culture. Modern youth slang is literally 50% ebonics and 50% forum incelspeak
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>>738333264
Actually Dunk is more /v/ than shitmongold. By a long mile. I'll keep saying it.
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>>738333239
So you'll just die to any aggressive person then? Damn what a cuck lmao. That's not a virtue that's embarrassing. You're not even a man, yet alone a human. More akin to a bug or deer
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>>738333536
We have ways of handling animals. I'll be fine.
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>>738333568
>"I'LL CALL THE POLI- ACK
lmao good luck with that ma'am
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>>738333678
>the police
lol, lmao.
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>>738331630
So much this!
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>>738333865
Did he get killed by some meat sweat chud at a protest in the end?
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>>738320252
Meh even if he was a hylics there's always time for somebody this young to become conscious. A waste of a life.
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>>738333720
>I GOT A METAL DILDO I DONT NEED TO BE A MAN
>*the scarier man pulls out his bigger metal dildo first and has less qualms about using it
when then, little lady?
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>>738334061
he was killed by someone who had to deal with internal racisim, and who tried to live up to the standard created for him by society.
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>>738334225
>there's always a bigger fish
And?
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>>738334409
trvth! blacks never abvse their kids.
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>>738334403
Pretty ironic how retarded you are
>grr violent chimps good thing I have my instant kill weapon of violence to use because I lack social knowledge and have violence to fall back on
>"but what if bigger gun on bigger man?"
>guess I'll die
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>>738334409
blacks don't go to school, they just shoot each other up in the hood constantly.
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>>738334623
Listen fella. If you chimp out at me. I am shooting you in the head. That's just what's going to happen next. So, if you get a hold of me. Don't stop or you will die.



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