>Literally just do what your consumers want you to do.>Earn moneyWho would've fucking guessed?
it is pointless at this point, the smart xbox players moved to pc and the dumb ones moved to playstation
Now how about they unfuck W11 instead of doing cost-saving measures for their failed console that was likely already in order before the jeet failed upwards to her current position?
>>738321990None of that matters, they need their 1st party games to be exclusive again.
>>738321990>Earn moneyso is Xbox hardware sales up?
>everyone assumes she'll double down on AI>she does the opposite What gives?
>>738322296Xbox is coming back and those of us who stuck with the brand will be rewarded when the next 360 arrives
coolnow take it and the literal record-everything-you-do out of win11>no loloh ok fuck off keep dying then
>>738324141>now take it and the literal record-everything-you-do out of win1... but that's not her department.The fuck?
>>738323210She's REDEEMing Xbox.
>>738321990So, why have an expensive NPU in the thing if you're not going to use it then. What the fuck is Microsoft even doing?
You dont come back from this...
https://www.eurogamer.net/xbox-leadership-new-leadership-ailol
>>738321990I actually wanted the copilot ai on my xbox. At least to try
>>738322296What about me? I stuck with my Xbox and will be on Helix day 1.
This brown carpet munching bitch might just be alright after all. When my fellow Xbots were celebrating a little too early I admit to being overly cautious but at this the point with this 10th good announcement I have to start admitting she's actually on the right track.
Xbox Helix>$1000+>won't have third-party storefronts>locked to Xbox PC Store>Xbox PC Store tax goes from 12% to 30% to match console>online is locked to Game Pass tiers>game library from other stores locked to Xbox Play Anywhere>may or may not have backward compatibility>no Copilot meaning the APU now has one useless feature increasing the BOM>no desktop mode at all>Xbox Mode only>will be a niche reference device only sold directly to consumers>won't be sold everywhere globally>fucks up optimization with unified GDK with everything defaulting to Helix>OEMs are PCs with no BC that will be sold at retailers hovering around the same prices or more>timed exclusivity>third-party devs will ignore Xbox Store like a plague>Game Pass will tank in subscribers>needs the Xbox Series X|S to keep it alive>has until 2030 to make back that 30% for investors/shareholdersWho is this thing even for?
>>738323210>>738322743I'd assume most of the demographic that pays xbox fucking hates AI. I know the indian ceo of microsoft was seething about the fact that he kept trying to shove AI consumer shit and basically every consumer said they fucking hate it and don't want any AI bullshit. like dell said no one wants to buy "ai" powered laptops. the only usecase for AI for the average person is either as google, since they intentionally shat up google searches in 2019 in order to serve more ads or to make videos of Michael Jackson stealing your fried chicken. It's fucking garbage for everything else. hell, it's garbage for the google search shit since it just gives you the wrong results. I fucking hate how it will go into an article and pull a random number and throw it with some other unit or thing that's not what the number was describing
>>738328441>>won't have third-party storefrontsIt's literally confirmed to have Steam retard
>>738328441>>won't have third-party storefronts>He doesn't know.
>>738321990*For consoles. Xbox Helix is a PC.
>>738329894>It's literally confirmed to have Steam retardWhere, you fucking faggot, things fucking changed and your pajeeta bitch said otherwise?>>738330096I do, I know a lot more than you, your storefronts will just be XPA shit. Enjoy being walled off by Nintendo, Sony, and Valve, Xrat.Also, forgot to mention in my previous post, due to being a part of the Windows environment, Helix will have a yearly DRM online checks with no permanent license being given to users, enjoy.
>>738330398>Xbox Helix is a PC"was" a PC, this is going to end very badly. Expect Xbone PR disaster on another level, can't wait.
>hire CoreAI and instacart execsprepare for an even more ad infested user experience than current xbox
https://x.com/Glassdoorgamer/status/2052054588891484259You retarded Xbots deserve the rope.
LMFAO
>>738322743She was brought in to clean up Phil's mess and so far she seems to be doing a good job at it.
>>738331079that >>738331060 looks like a good job to you? xbox apologists must be the most retarded subhumans on the planet
>>738331060>ship impactWhat the fuck is "ship impact"?
>>738331164Where exactly is the problem? XBOX was failing and they fired all the people who failed leadership roles, seems like a normal business move to me.
>>738321990Now remove it from Windows, please
>>738331060oh shit tim Allen??? we're so back
>>738331269brownoid detected
>>738322296>smart xbox players moved to PC>ACK, THAT WILL BE $2500Lmao no one is moving to PC, the average normie cant even afford barely 500 let alone over $1000 purchase in a month.
>>738331651Ok, millenial. Enjoy being depressed while I and everyone else get to enjoy a new era of XBOX.
>>738332139Not him, but you mean the one that's going to end in 2030?
>>738327051>Xbox has lost Groozy>Xbox might lose weesdees12>Torxxo is unhappyIt's over....
don't care still using Linux arch btw
>>738331695even with AI raping pc gamers it still cheaper in the long run
>>738323210I highly doubt she even made this decision. Probably a top-down move from Nadella to temporarily backpedal away from AI since they boiled the frog too quickly with Windows 11.
>>738321990copilot hasn't been retired, the name and implementation have just changed because it's so unpopular, they are doing the same thing in windowsalso the new bloody bencho bitch has hired a bunch of AI fags into leadership positions at xbox and the console will still feature AI crap
THE BUBBLE = POP!
I think this is Microsoft hedging a bit against AI and not poisoning the well on their last real retail brand.
>>738331695>Lmao no one is moving to PC, the average normie cant even afford barely 500 let alone over $1000 purchase in a month.You realize PC is cheaper because you pirate everything else?
>>738336362Yup, Microsoft 101, they try to do what people want to get some positive energy going to trick some dumb idiot to get in their ecosystem. When they have them, they become anti-consumer shitheads but because those idiots already spent the money and are stuck in the ecosystem, they end up becoming shills for Microsoft. It's a story as old as time itself.
>>738321990Who the fuck trusts Microsoft? Sony aren't much different, but jesus how many times does MS have to burn you?
>>738327051Who the hell are those nobodies? Why would anyone care?
>>738323210"AI" called rent due and is no longer a "we'll subsidize the cost with the future profits" candidateit's too expensive to scale, it's too expensive to run, and the CEOs are getting firebombed which is the real expense too far
>>738336760It gets worse when you look at how different Microsoft and Sony handle things. Sony is pivoting by putting a Japanese in charge and now Tokyo, Japan is in charge of PlayStation again, Hermen Hulst lost power and you can almost tell that he's on his way out as Sony is favoring Astro Bot more and more. You know when he leaves so does the cinematic and live-service games with Sony returning to their gameplay-focused weird nature of the past. For Microsoft, I don't believe anything they say because Xbox keeps following what every other division is doing, if you're returning to your edgy period, you wouldn't bring in AI people to take over the division. Even Microsoft's game output doesn't align with what they're saying. Xbox games are still coming to other platforms, they wouldn't have closed down half their studios, they're focus is on high-profitability over creativity. Microsoft doesn't want indie or AA games, they want AAA slop. If Microsoft gave a shit about actually returning to their "renegade" spirit of old, Halo Campaign Evolved wouldn't feel so corporate and Fable would look like the classic Fable. Microsoft has learned nothing, and given that Helix fails the optimization test, Xbox will die while Nintendo, PlayStation, and Steam with thrive.
>>73832705167blazeit69 bros we got too cocky...
>>738323210>>738321990New orders from the top. They finally realized what everyone knew the day after ChatGPT was released. LLMs are a technological dead end and Sam Altman lied about everything. AI has cost MS trillions and no one is buying.
