>the male fantasy is half-naked women with large breasts cooking them dinnerwhy are men like this
>>738334808>Male fantasy is beautiful women caring about themI fail to see the issue
>>738334808Nothing needs that much olive oil.
It’s always gacha
>>738334808at one point a korean woman came over, told me to sit on the couch, cooked me dinner, and then sucked my cock to completion when she finished cooking. It was one of the hottest hookups I have ever had.
>>738334808I am hungry AND horny.
Now post the female fantasy
>>738334808>tries to fight other girl for the oil jar>suddenly doesnt need it anymore when she puts it back on the tableWhy are women like this?
>>738334808yea just gonna pour this pitcher of water over this food...
>>738335198actually 100% true.
>>738335158>eating cheesecake while scrolling insta and having multiple hot playboy CEOs blowing up your texts
>>738334808Because women these days can't even stay in the fucking kitchen.
>>738335158>minotaur_rape.jpg
>>738334808Now do the female fantasy about half-naked pool boys
>>738334808The real male fantasy is a woman he can trust not to cheat on him, divorce rape him or otherwise try to ruin his life
>>738335198>>738335754It's true but it was a thai tranny rather than a korean woman
>>738334808Why wouldn't we be?What's wrong with it?
>>738336240that would only make it hotter anon.
>>738334808as someone who has observed women a lot, the ones who are in bikinis or bottomless tend to touch themselves more. clothed women will touch their hair but the less clothes they have the more they lean towards touching their bottom.i wouldnt want such a woman making food for me in the kitchen. you're straight up asking for diseases.
>>738336375what are you talking about anon... why would women in bikinis touch themselves more..
>>738336375porn isn't representative of reality
>>738334808Makes sense
>>738336818Define what a "nigger ass" is and list some games that don't have nigger asses
>>738334808girls should be shy, not some bimbos walking around in bikinis
>>738337090i'm a BIG fan of bimbos in bikinis though
>>738337207wtf is wrong with her face
>>738337309that's just the korean aesthetic
>>738335158Getting raped by monster
>>738335158whatever they do in Love and Deepspace
>>738336552No he's right, I interact with a lot of bottomless women in candid contexts and I know it's at least partially because of my presence but they do tend to touch themselves more down there as opposed to women who aren't bottomless. Maybe when you have more experience with women who are not repulsed by your presence, you'll come to understand that he was correct there.
>>738337868This is why 2D > 3DPD
>>738334808My insane fantasy is just a woman that actually likes me and wants to be around me
>>738335158getting artificially inseminated once they realise they hit the wall
>>738337967I am not immunocompromised and I know they stay hygienic because of our frequent showers together so I don't mind them touching themselves in their downstairs-front area occasionally while they cook as long as they aren't excessive and burn the food for lack of focus. We all have urges.
>>738335158This is a blue board anon
>>738334808Why did she fight over it and then not end up using it?Why is it placed so precariously on the edge of the table?Women should not be allowed in the kitchen.
>>738338048i miss the wife i never met
>>738334808Actually my fantasy is a half naked woman with a flat chest
>>738334808>the male fantasy is half-naked women with large breasts fighting over his cockftfy
>>738339053>the male fantasy is half-naked women with small breasts fighting over his cockftfy
Imagine getting cuddled
>>738334808This is a scene straight out of a reality TV show watched only by women.
>>738335158Women have always been the more degenerate gender. People are finally waking up to that.
>>738338807i wouldn't want bitches touching my shit either
>>738334808>girl who calls you "darling"
>>738334808The very thing you're using and the goddamn life you're living exists thanks to men so shut the fuck up.>>738334941Fucking this. Reminder there used to have less suicide when the world operated this way.
>>738339160um did you know that you only exist because of a woman :)
>>738339080you know a lot about such things?
>>738339219the tv told me two men can have a child though...
>>738339219If gay men could impregnate and breed other men, they would. And then there would be no need for the wömen at all.
I just want a cute plain girl that I can share hobbies with that doesn't get upset and angry if I do something they like better than them...
>>738339297makes me wonder how many guys are guy just because women are terrible
>>738339358they all got taken in highschool.
>>738334808you say that as if the amount of nudity and size of breasts are relevant.
>>738339558It is quite relevant.
>>738339358>the only "women" into your (our) hobbies are terminally autistic transoidsit hurts
Red Vs Blue
>>738339754Blue saved KSVK so I vote blue.
>>738339730>"great philosopher, are large breasts or small breasts better?"
>>738339849Balance in all things. It's why large and small breasts are both great but a lopsided pait is never good.
>>738339754Blues fat saggers
>>738339558>amount of nuditybreasts with puffy nipples visible under clothes >>>>>>> nude breasts with puffy nipples
>>738340862Both mogged entirely by the fulfilled promise of puffy-nippled breasts under clothes being stripped free of their cloth restraints before your eyes.
Rikka's fat thighs in 3d soon.
>>738334808why does the jug not fall off the table?
>>738334808Mentally ill trannies are not males.
>>738334808>why are men like thisMillions of years of evolution!
>>738334808Cause fat ugly bitches with saggy tits that dont like to cook or clean are too common.
>>738339219Because of the woman got well fucked like god intended? I do, bitch. You're made to pop out babies and raise them while pleasing your husband.
>>738334808I much prefer cooking for my modestly dressed girlfriend. She washes the dishes though.
>>738339376A fucking lot actually. Many troon out too out of escapism
based sabrina putting that chink literal who in her place
>>738341564Strange shadow on Rei's shin there, the fat/muscle on her calves shouldn't be sufficient to produce a second shadow shape next to the shin when pressed against her thigh in that position with that lighting.
>>738341120Who are you calling a fat ugly bitch with saggy tits, you incel?!Men like YOU don't deserve my pussy
>>738334808my fantasy would be her sucking my cock while I cook dinner, at least I'll know it'll be good
>>738334808TITS OR GTFO
>>738340957>not puffy nipple skindentation
>>738334808what if she gets a pubic hair in my meal
>>738335158People who annoy you
>>738345139I get that AND bare puffy nipples with my scenario, anon. Kneel.
boobies yum
Do we NEED big tits on a daily basis?
>>738334808they should be wearing aprons while cooking to prevent burns
>>738334808
>>738335927Modern women can’t even cook
>>738335158Infinity Nikky. Women likes design bizarre clothing that no real women should wear.
>>738334808why would both of those bitches be reaching for the pitcher of lemonade?
>>738350094it's oil
>>738334808I'd just like to have a decent home first. Having somebody to share it with is a secondary concern.
>>738335158These are blowing up in my wife's bookclubs
>>738339219>you only exist because of a woman :)And you think we should be thankful for that you stupid fucking bitch.Fuck you and fuck samsara
tiddies...
