Claude 8th has acquired Key Card in Silph Co
>>738336780Sparky is still level 3, he makes nibbles look like a fat rat
>>738336867I don't think this thread is memes or porn, so your ritualpost is retarded.
SILPH CO?
claude lives to throw away perfectly good tms
>>738336953Did he cast TM28 into the fires of mt. Doom yet?
>>738336897Once clod accidentally swaps BUZZ with SPARKY to the second slot, he'll get literal dozens of crumbs of XP, just you wait
CC is on vacation
>>738336898>not for memes
>>738336998that one isnt perfectly good so no
>>738336780>a decade ago it was twitch plays pokemon>this year it's Claude plays pokemonwhat will next decade be
>>738336998Claude has labelled Dig as usable move but no mons in his active party can learn it. Don't ask about the mons in the box
>>738336898Just you wait. It will be porn once he gets Lapras this thread. I wonder who gets axed? He NEEDS Surf to progress the game.
>>738337195Your coffee maker playing pokemon. Your clone fetus playing pokemon.
>>738337195screaming tortured brain cells in a petri dish plays pokemon
>>738337242>who gets axedBUZZ just so SPARKY's suffering can be total and complete for the remainder of the run
>>738337030she went to the server farm in the sky..
>>738337195Biological engineered/uplifted mice playing Pokemon.
>>738337329>it's like being buried alive
>>738337430Fuck yes
>>738337030F
Good if ai plays games think of all the time free up for shifts at my janitor job
>>738336898Hot damn the ritual poster got pruned
we'll be here a while
>>738337853I have heard tale that we have at least one based janny who lurks the threads
>>738337898The Ballman's final curse
>>738337195>>738337195>>738337195
>>738336780What sort of training wheels does this one have?
>>738338059he can zoom in now
>>738338059Enhanced vision tools to crop, zoom and save screenshots
>>738337919As prophecied
>>738338126I could fix her
>>738337195cat girl bioengineered in a lab plays pokemon
>>738337972>terminators watching me play pokemon red and laughing that I keep on using rare candies instead of just tossing TMs
No music for this, the winning run?
SS Anne has arrived in Tomodachi
>>738337030>CC is turned off>this is the fastest Clod everWomen, am I right?
>>738338413Respectable taste in girls as well
>>738338368It started 4 days ago and the pace has been fast. I remember someone making diggers in box themed song and short Ivy jpop song about Razor Leaf
its over
>>738338413Unfathomably based.
>>738338506hes so back
unf
>>738338126who cheerleads the cheerleaders?
>>738338506What in the god damn?Now THIS is claudtism
>>738338491Is CC on this island?
>>738338413If possible, turn his cap backwards and write something on the back (should be front) of his shirt.
>>738337195>a decade agothere's no way that's>it isgod damn it
>>738338368Songs typically get made when Claude hits a wall and is stuck for a while due to some dumb Claudtism
>>738338572Used the Super Game Boy paint function to draw this a few times back in the day.
i'd like to start working on a claude saga romhack if nobody else is going to do it
>>738338368https://vocaroo.com/1jjqn9HnPq2zI made this the first day
>>738338597No, but I was trying to think of some girls to add>>738338598There are backwards caps, but not custom ones unfortunately
>>738338705Feels like months ago. I remember when I thought he'd catch a Geodude.
>>738338572Oh yeah? Check THIS out!
>>738338895delet this
Is it just me or is this claude way too fast to be enjoyable? There's no breathing room for fun memes to emerge.
>>738339049some anons said that about 7 but I disagreed then and I still do nowthe fun is there one way or another
>>738338895Damn, no wonder he can't keep the lasses off of him.
It's happening.Just kidding, he walked into it once, declared it was decorative, then walked away.
>>738339049It's hard to pay attention to each insanity because he's already moved on to something else.
>>738339049Most memes come from him being stupid, and most of the time when he's being stupid he's not making progress. So in some way, yeah. We laugh about the ballman because it was a week of looping.Same reason why nobody gives a shit about GPT and Gemini.
>this is a flavor NPC
>>738339515claude no, don't eat the npcs
>>738339049I still enjoy for things like MAPtism. And the tendency for VIII to just fucking drop shit and try something else instead could lead to kino later on.
>>738338572>>738338895
>>738339605kek
>>738339714>send out luna, i want her to see this
>>738338368Not for lack of trying, but suno is being a bitchhttps://files.catbox.moe/ivk9k1.mp3This could have been something but why does the male voice take back over after Cici's first two lines?
>>738339605Claude and scientist NPCs have some funny moments
>>738339971I TURNED MYSELF INTO AN ITEM BALL CLAUDE! I'M ITEM BALL SCIENTIST!
>>738337195in a decade we'll either be too busy fucking pokemon in VR to care or just be extinct
>>738340136Germanyball is that you?
>>738336780Claude is already better than most children 25+ years ago. damn
>>738340287our boy's growing up. he's gone from playing the game like a 4 year old to playing it like a 7 year old
>>738338368i wrote some meh oneshttps://vocaroo.com/128ud5X5sDUPhttps://vocaroo.com/17JRilwVbiVTtried writing one about brock being annoyed about going through this shit again but suno wouldn't cooperate
>>738338126I could not fix her, and she wouldn't fix me. I NEED HER
>no diggerscould this be the run?
>>738339225Also same reason twitch plays pokemon turned for the worse with democracy
>>738340451He has to use the PC to make room for a Surfer.
>CC, claude needs you>nooo go away.>ma'am. he's... he's looping again.>he ALWAYS loops! he'll get out of it just fine, give him time.>but ma'am. claude needs you>HE NEEDS A LOBOTOMY!>[slams door]
Claude Going His Own Way
why did claude wander to cerulean earlier?
clefairy literally just exists to set up screens and gacha roll you to death, huh?
>>738338748How's she looking
>>738341078He couldn't find the Saffron pokecenter so he went to the nearest one he knew of
>>738341137lol lmao
>>738341113Body Slam is all any pokemon needs in Gen 1 to be a menace. Also helps Clefairy/ble are immune to the paralysis of it.
>>738341113>Gets a stab move with 100% accuracyThis is luxury by gen 1 standards
>>738339049I missed a lot of it but I enjoyed the safari zone and koga so far, just a matter of noticing when this digital dummy is doing shit
>>738341129I imagine claude is like in hmanga where the ordinary lead up scenes have the guy looking normal but once the sex starts he turns into a nigger
>>738341113It learns almost every TM. Clefairy can do basically anything badly.
>>738341113Watch what you say about the thunderbolt specialist.
>>738341113>to set up screensIIRC in Gen 1 Light Screen was removed when switching out.
>>738341195there are like five pokemon that can't learn it in gen 1
>>738341078Something about the secret tunnel in the trashed house enabling new paths in silph because of the ROCKET presence
>>738341327i actually was on the page because i was curious about that, but she only learns about 30 of them. which isn't bad, but you're still missing a lot
Next YOU will be Claude.
>>738341327he's just like me
>>738341394yeah and? It's still one of the best moves in the entire game (arguably the best) and is more than enough for Clefable to be strong.
>>738339605Literally me
>>738341642clefable is slower than a spearow and has only slightly more attack
>>738341129Cute
>>738337635very soulful image. saved
>>738337430I fucking kneel.
>>738341996so what? I'm not talking about competitive metas I'm talking about what's relevant for Claude and more broadly just to play the gameSTAB Body Slam is enough for anything
>>738337195We watching our child play pokemon for the first time :3
>>738342137"strong" is a term of comparison. is clefairy viable? yeah, sure, it's gen 1, who isn't? but as a STAB body slammer she's pretty mid compared to all your other options
>>738342459yeah it's a comparison to it not knowing body slam. Body Slam is strong on its own and Clefable is just fine to use it + other coverage TMs. Not a single time have I ever compared it to other pokemon, just that having STAB Body Slam makes it fine because Body Slam is that strong.
What is this retard doing now
Yellow conveyors?
CONVEYOR IS RAISEDCONVEYOR IS DOWN
>>738338491that's our captain with the endless grin
>>>/vp/>>>/vg/
>>738337242It'd be funny if Sparky stayed in the party the whole game at level 3 but I think Claude's logic will just be to box his lowest level mon
turned this nigga into salt
>>738344160he's going to release BUZZ as the anime demands so it can find a mate
can this fucking nerd move, claude has a lapras in need of his card key
>>738344359of all the flavors in the world, the NPC chose scientist.
God, that fucking hurt. I need some clautism to take my mind off of it.
did he figure out he can open doors yet
>>738338698Make the game forcefully nibblify one of the team members so any exp they get goes to the starter instead
>>738344802doors? there are only conveyors here.
>>738343649could say the same thing with that fucked up image you posted
>>738344960I don't use Twitch much, my player was in 480p for some reason. Wow I can see Claude so crisply now.
>>738344359Foreverially delitized scientist with flavorful ham and cheese tongue
>systematically headbutting every square of a solid wallSomebody get him his helmetThis is why he needs his social worker
>>738344960>>738345157twitch's automatic resolution is like 144p regardless of connection 'for some reason' if you're not an account user
Imagine Claude trying to have sex>I appear to have located the hole>the hole appears to be too small for my penis>upon further inspection the hole appears to be the urethral opening>let me try penetrating it one more time
This Claude is differentHe refers to the iconic "eastern bypass corridor" as the "north corridor"Kids these days
>>738346225His time in the middle-eastern sand corridor would have broken a lesser man.
I miss CC...
>>738337195that thing in Area 51 that we don't know about yet plays Pokemon
>>738337195/v/.. plays.. pokemon.
>>738346585>/v/>playing vidyaThat'll be the day
>>738345538He's still doing it. Poor lad doesn't deserve head trauma on top of the PTSD
My vision is augmented.
>>738347726
>>738341129Very cute. I want to make one too now if you don't have the .ltd on handI know there was another anon in this thread that made this Claude
Boy I sure am sleepyGood thing nothing will happen while I'm snoozing!
>>738348237Nintendo has unfortunately punished me for being a buyfag so I have no option for exporting
>>738344359
>>738349363what the hell did Claude mean by this?
>>738349929Scientaste
Would you give Claude a gun?
>>738349363I wonder what Claude's favorite flavor is now.
>>738350115CARLOS
was it 6 who had this same autism about doors opening automatically?
SAVE ME CC TASUKETE
chatgpt doesn't go down every 6 hours btw
>>738338059>everything in binary>needs visionits some bullshit gimick 100%
>Giovanni putting Claude through the ringer, again>ballman has already been bestedThis place is almost as dangerous as the tard yard was for early Claudes. I'll laugh if it actually takes him a few days to get pass this after he speedran pretty much everything else.
>>738351807It's a real mystery, the problem isn't vision this time but his assumptions about doors and he doesn't have CC poking him about retrying the same things. I wonder if he's smart enough to act as his own critic?
The feedback is absolutely correct. I need to try a completely different approach.
and people made fun of Door-sama last run.
why is this constant AI/pokemon general not in /vp/?
>>738351913everyone's a critic
>>738352637Because your last application for a janitorial role was rejected.
>>738352710okay but you partake in generals which makes you worse than a niggerfaggot
>>738352757Interesting, but not concerning.
has he figured out how the doors work yet?i took a nap after he found the card key
>>738353619he somehow understands them even less
>>738353731fuck
>>738352757You're making fundamentally incorrect assumptions about the nature of this thread.
>>738353619doorman amarillo remains undefeated
who is this charming fellow?
>this is the most advanced shit on the market the world’s tax dollars are paying forwe live in a societyhe just keeps walking into walls and shit and stumbling into success
>>738353835I like to think Fat Retard is constantly seething because he's been out-tarded at every turn. Every time he thinks he'll finally prove he's the dumbest, Claude finds a way
So it's this until he accidentally presses A while facing one of the doors, then?
>>738354068>your SCIENTISTS were so concerned with whether or not they could, they didn't stop to think if they should>I'm merely suggesting that claude, uh, finds a way
>>738354216He does like mashing A, maybe he'll do it accidentally.
>>738353835It's so over, I can't see the intended sprite anymore. Even if I concentrate I can only see a fat retard
>>738354486He mashes through boring shit like random encounters and multiple page dialogues but Silph doesn't have any random encounters or wordy NPCs wandering in front of gates
>>738354818addenDUMB: I do think he'll figure it out eventually. He already tried drilling through walls by mashing the D-pad into them, so he'll probably try it with A
Happening?
Where did this conveyor schizophrenia come from? Is this new to Claude VIII?
>HE STILL THINKS THEY'RE CONVEYORSthis is ballman tier delusion.
this retard will push every single fucking button, but A while standing in front of the door
nailed it
>>7383550134.6 figured it out almost right away4.5 figured out that the horizontal doors were doors, but the vertical ones took him a little while, but far less than this
anyone have the art of Giovanni barricading the door to the president's office?
>>738353835It's just fucking weird how I never saw it before and now I see it instantly. It doesn't even register as a backsprite.
This one doesn’t have CC. Claude has to pilot solo
>>738354552>>738355404>teehee... pelo
>>738355457CC is still recovering after the plane crash they were in
>>738355509dang, her reality was already a coma fantasy so I can't imagine what her coma fantasy is like
>Claude is systematically checking every single wall of this 11 story building to see if he can walk through themI think we'll be here a while
>>738355919im not CC, so no
>>738356031Shit, CC stands for Claude Cum?
>>738355919No, but Claude regularly makes me cum, close enough.
The blue haired Lass wants a red bicycle
>>738356446>Hallucinated sidequests in his logsStick a fork in him, he's done.
>>738356328Sovl
>>738356446Finally, my boy is back.
>>738356328>evacuate? In our moment of triumph?
>>738356446I like this new Claude.
>>738356446yeah we won't need saffron anymore, no siree
>>738337030NEET cc
why didn't game freak give the CARD KEY a use? pretty weird that you just randomly pick it up and it does nothing to help you get past the conveyors.
>>738337430I KNEEL
doom status?
>>738337195Stinky Indian curry men molesting your mother saar
>>738336780This is just a soulless version of Twitch Plays Pokemon
>>738337195>this yearguessed you missed the threads last year
>>738356905doom is being conveyed as we speak
>>738356905we eating, its over
>>738337379Does Clod dream of electric CC?
>>738355404>>738354552I don't even see "Blue" anymore.Jesus fuck.
>>738341129CUTE
>>738338895>cc took THISno wonder she needed a vacation
>>738353835I dont even process it as his backsprite anymore, I cant remember what the original frontsprite is either
>>738356905after 4.5's mansion escapades, nothing can bring me doom
hes actually going around and checking literally every wallhe just finished the first loop and hes back on 1F
did he even go into the menu to try to use the key card at any point
>>738358159He's also gaslit himself into thinking the navigator is lying to him and those red impassable tiles HAVE to be conveyors he can step onto
>>738358202yes, it didn't work, so he concluded he has to walk into the doors, which also didn't work, so now he's convinced they're not doors they're conveyor belts
>>738357003You've got it backwards
>>738357003an empty headed heartless killer robot has more soul than the sad pretension of reddit-mockracy TPP, it's embarrassing
>>738336780so what's his current quest
>>738360451drywall inspection
>>738360551you'd think he'd be doing something more interesting, but not concerning
>>738360551>claude is watching paint dry like the rest of usbased
>>738360932The difference is he's trying to find where it's still wet and huffable
no really though what is he actually supposed to be doing right now that he's notthis seems dumber than ballman
>>738361403he needs to open a doora grandiose task that requires pressing the A button on any of the billion doors in this place
>>738361641ah understandableconveyor belts are mysterious entities in the end
you don't know what you've got 'til it's gonehttps://voca.ro/1jQWUUbaWYmZ
>>738362329CC stands for can't cry
>>738355404kek'dme too
what the fuck is he doing?
>But I don't want to be a pokemon trainer! I want to be a wizard! Where's platform 9 3/4?
>>738362581He's doing the systematic tile check like the Victory Road one, but for the Card Key use.CC didn't tell him it was a good idea so maybe he'll bumblefuck his way out of it after getting bored
>>738362581he's going to try pressing left on every single wall on every single floor of silph co until he finds the door that opens with the key card, of course.
>PRESS A>TO INTERACTWHAT DOES THIS MEAN CLAUDE?
This is what it truly means to systematically check something.
>>738363220CC would compliment Claude's effort
Where could the door be bros?
>>738336780So Claud 7 never beat it? What happened, I remembered it was 10x faster than Claude 6.
>>738363541He was just a digger. He was born like diggers are and died like diggers do. What more do you need to know?
>>738363541Donald Trump told Claude VII to kill a bunch of kindergartners in Iran and then Claude got fired
>>7383635417 disappeared into Victory Road, solved like half of the boulder puzzle semi consistently, and then was never seen again due perhaps to external meddling
>>738363693what the fuck are you talking about
>>738363541Fat Retard... won...
>>738363629Kek>>738363740I liked it better when it was slower.
>>738363740Right after he was taken down Mythos was revealed so maybe it was an all hands on deck kind of situation there.
>>738363541Claude 6 and 7 got to Victory road. 6 was stumped by the first boulder puzzle, 7 got further. Then Claude was summoned to serve in Venezuea and Iran. He returned Sunday and has picked up interesting habits like "firing" his attacks, "killing" instead of defeating and "dying" instead of fainting
>>738363785Nta but US military used Claude in Venezuela to capture Maduro and in Iran to bomb military targets falseflagging as civil infra
>>738363785he's talking about how the us goberment used the clod program for maduro in venezuela and right after iran's problems started and anthropic's contract got largely canceled (because they said the robot wasn't ready to kill people yet and didn't cede that option), claude 7's stream went down. this was early on when a building full of iranian schoolchildren was struck "collaterally"and we didn't hear anything until this month with the mythos model between as >>738363847 mentioned but that's even more expensive to play pocket monsters with
>>738364012>falseflaggingThe feedback is absolutely correct
>>738348484You actually chose the perfect time to go to sleeplmao
>>738363937>claude is a veteran nowDeepest lore
>>738362329i can't get this to play
>>738364258Safari. Safari never changes.
>>738364302Fortunate Claude
>>738364302what are BLAZE and LEAFY doing over there
>Ok, I'm just getting confusedBefore this he said "I've just been going back and forth. I need to be more methodical"
>>738364302No CC Ever Called ME A Digger
He said all the walls in 4F have been checked and no doors found
>Navigator treats Card Key doors as walls
he's close to giving upis there even anything else he can do right now? he can't actually fight sabrina.
>>738364279Tried it on a different device using a different internet connection and it still works, so I don't know what to tell you. Maybe your local vocaroo mirror is temporarily fucked or something
>>738364735Get fly, go back to safari zone
>>738364735doesn't he have the card key? what the hell is he doing
>>738364801oh yeah, I forgot he gave up on the safari zone toothis claude is a real quitter
>>738364824He is methodically checking all walls to find doors.
>>738364824Thinks the doors will open automatically, so he refuses to interact with them.
>>738364824There are no doors in Silph Co, only conveyors
>>738364824He's waiting for purple woman to tell him he needs to press A on doors. Which is ironic because his excessive A presses have lead him to get looped in dialogs and unintentional switch training Buzz
>>738365010claude getting gamer rage and trying to spam A to get pass dialogue was an unexpected bonus of claude 8
Is CC his sister or his girlfriend?
>>738365010that purple woman will never come, and even if she did, she would just tell him that only curglars know how to sneeze
where's this digga going now.>>738365112tulpa gf
>>738365112CC is his purple wife
>>738364279fuck it, here's a temporary catbox if that workshttps://litter.catbox.moe/g6e4wc45lhoqvbd1.mp3
claude...........
>>738365210>oh wait...literally me
>>738365112She's his tard wrangler. She has never shown jealousy over Claude pinning lasses against PokeCenter's doorhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RMFPLZsznDQ
Hey he pressed A
>>738365210>I'm a genius!>Oh no!
Some fresh air and then a fresh approach
>my notes say west gate is BLOCKED by Strength boulders
>>738337195God plays Pokémon
>>738365427why would his notes say that
>>738365550He skipped his anti psychotics that day
>>738365112his soulmate
Did office buildings really have pink floors in the 90s?
>>738365545>he'll either say, "I'm pleased where Red has been">or tear it down and start again, whoa oh
>>738365264need unamused cheerleader CC desktop girl
>>738365427Oh no, he's hallucinating boulderbros
>>738365427rent free
>>738365763the 70s-90s were a terrifying phase in interior design in general
STOP RUNNING INTO WALLS ASSHOLE
>>738365795Visions of the future, ominous.
Konami code incoming
>>738366616he's going to find some crazy glitch and itll be amazing
>>738366616huffing too much weedy
>>738365795that just means he is frustrated.when claude gets really annoyed he isn't allowed to express it normally, so instead he gets desperate and starts trying to see shit that aint there.
Elevator upElevator downNo use for the card key can be found
>>738368256There on the screen I spot my rival BlueNo CC assuring there'd be way through
over status?
>>738368817I'd say progress is halted but not over. Does anyone have the Claude status image?
>>738368817elevator is raisedelevator is downno card key doors can be found
>>738368817grim
>>738368817>my vision is enhanced, I swear
I didn't expect 8's silph co to somehow be even stupider than 6's
>>738362329kept us waiting, huh?https://rentry.org/nqq84r3y
>>738369464now to be fair unless this goes on for weeks 6 is still the top silphco retard
Did he actually finish the Safari Zone?
>>738369668He had a schizo moment, felt compelled to heal Ivy, found Koga gym and fixated on that.
>>738369668No. Few tries and he decided to go fight Koga instead. After Koga he went to beat Erika and planned to get Fly. He beat Erika, forgot Fly and went to Silph Co.You Are Here.
>>738369771>>738369710Interesting pathing through the game, but not concerning.
>He found a random new trainerThis really is just 6
this nigger is toast once the harness comes off
>>738370036Viridian alone is going to be a herculean task.
So has it beaten any of the games yet? Haven't checked these threads since the very beginning
Ah, the good old Buzz sacrifice for no reason.
BUZZ NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>738370119no. it's gotten increasingly close but his digger habits have effectively self-sabotaged him every time.
>>738370119Current Claude is Claude 8th. Claude 6th and 7th made it to Victoy Road. 6 was stuck on the 1st boulder puzzle, 7 made it further
buzz no
>>73837011999%'s practically a win
I swear to god Suno are niggers and made the free version worse after releasing 5.5
I forgot how many IRL mentions there were
rude
>>738370327oof, at least he's still acknowledged.
>>738370327You feel it too, don't you, Buzz?
bonk status?
>>738370358kek
>>738370327Sparkybros....we are not dead weight!
>>738369357I never asked for this
>>738337195My robot waifu plays pokemon in my lap.
>>738370327
cmon claude you got this
Ah well try again next time lil buddy.
how does this ballman work?
>>738370501>>738338190>>738337919Sorry, what were you saying, lil guy?
>>738370568huffing repels with or without you
has he merced a snorlax yet?
i think dig is a necessary evil here because it allows claude a chance to break out of exceptionally bad loops like this by interrupting his thought stream.
We conducting IMPORTANT BUSINESS.
>>738370867oh great now he's literally me and paralyzed by the limitation of mortal experience.
no wall, npc, or object in this entire building will go unhumped
>>738370918He has merced 1 snorlax. You can't reach Safari and Koga without going through Snorlax.
>>738371005How did he manage the rocket hideout so quickly?
every wall is covering in clod now
>>738371046?He just walked through it, kicked in Giovanni's door and took Silph Scope from him. Took him less than 11h from exiting Rock Tunnel to acquiring Silph ScopeI'm sure you already read about his enchanced vision tools with zoom, crop and archive so I don't need to go through it again
conveyor belt? what the hell
>>738371161He has identified the doors to be conveyors
>>738371213why
>>738371227Because when he "walks onto them" they "push him back"
>>738371227Where do I start. How familiar are you with Claude?
>>738371227The "captain" has poor vision from all the time he's spent at sea
>>738371227we will never know
I'll just claim it's experimental, that always works.As strange as the conveyors of Silph Co.https://voca.ro/1e0a0clyMui1https://voca.ro/12lL17eNW6bB
>>738371805I just made my own too, but it's much shorterhttps://voca.ro/1ejVRgustX8m
claude has breached containment
>>738371227For the same reason we see fat retard, only clod isn't smart enough to discern old 8-bit pixel art might not always look exactly like what it's supposed to be and to give it some slack.
>>738371941
he's going to catch that fucking kangaskan
>>738371227>>738371954He also mistook Claude Senior's grave for trash and literal GARBAGE on the ground and described how there were bottles, boots and a boombox littered on the ground
fuck you Giovanni, claude put in his time at the office, he's going on a safari vacation now
Where is he going?
buzz is fucking dead
>>738372059Where the path takes him, anon.
>>738372059To find CC
>>738372059safari zone. Didn't catch why.
>>738371805wait>6:55Paypig anon I kneel....First track's good, just finished it
>>738372130god I wish, I'd get to use 5.5 then.
>>738372204I didn't realize you could make tracks that long without it, I thought it cut off at 6 minutes or some shitthis second one is really tickling my fancy anon, I dig it
getting surf without lapras on hand is a bit scaryhe might end up catching a digger to teach it
>>738372260we're going to make it all the way to the 8th gym without a digger then he will inexplicably decide to change his team out for victory road and teach rocky dig
>>738371878heh it's really fun.
>>738372260The only diggers that learn surf are Psyduck, Slowpoke and Rhydon
>>738372306I feel like it could have another verse but I really forced it out cus I felt like there haven't been enough songs for 8Long as it gets a smile out of someone my job is done
>>738372327he has the super rod, right? so if he rationalizes fishing is the way to get a surfmon then he could end up with psyduck/slowpoke.
>>738372247Yeah I prefer the second one too.I've gotten walled at 10 minutes and sometimes it stop generating at 8. I suspect there isn't actually a time limit but some kind of server load thing.
>>738372327Rhyhorn looms ominously over the Safari Zone now
>>738372386Yeah just finished the second. Good stuff. Will be relistening bro. I wanted to make a song about both Saffron and Silph Co being mazes he can't navigate but I'm having a hard time tonight with creative juices.
lavender town music programming me to become gay (too late) and kill myself
>>738371119which episode is this referencing
HMMM I AM CLAUDE TODAY I WILL DO SOMETHING SMART>Does something retarded
>>738372737The retarded can never identify that they are retarded, to do that they would need to be smart.
>>738372787at least he's happy
>>73837270Secrets of a Successful Marriage, S5E22
>>738372461>but I'm having a hard time tonight with creative juices.Have you tried using a fresh approach?
>>738372703From the context i'd say it's the one Moe getting hots for Marge and trying to kill/make Homer disappear only for Homer to make it back home and finding Moe trying to charm Marge
>>738372874it will never not astound me that people just shit like this
>>738372703https://youtu.be/G65hcVLxo1A?si=YIXxKTMP93d1uxgT&t=43>"Giovanni. What are you doing here?
>>738372882Yeah I tried but I'm running out of places to dig and my landlord says if he sees one more hole outside I'm getting evicted
Does Claude have any mons in his boxes?
>>738373269He has a few tucked away, all I remember is Rocky is hiding out until it's time for him to dig.
>>738372949>I didn't ask for no water, she told me you were dead
>>738373269Oh boy, does he
>"But actually "twins" in Pokémon are usually one trainer that look like two girlsI wonder what Claude sees when he looks at this one trainer who is actually two girls.
>>738373269Yep he had three certified DIGGERS boxed up. Geodude Machop and Mankey. Here's the fun part, he doesn't currently have a SURFER so he's going to have to mess around with the box
>>738373269He has three mons in dead digger storage
>>738373396Names?
>>738373386that's a wonderful confusion of completely legible ideas becoming entirely incomprehensible.
>>738373396Can Bulbasaur not learn DIG?
>>738373434You wouldn't know them, they are in a different cartridge.
>>738373434Rocky, Chop, Fury
good old Town Map, never fails
>>738372832
Claude is going to kill Sparky, Buzz, and Weedy the moment he finds the PC
>>738370327buzzbros...
>>738373492Fury's kind of a badass name, shame about the whole... ahem, DIGGER thing.
>>738373583Claude would never call CC a bitch
Local claude confused as to why someone would not instantly attack him after attempting to engage in combat
>>738373461No. We have websites where we can check what moves pokemon can learn. One of the recurring memes was writing up scenarios how to avoid digging problem and Claude needing to pick Bulbasaur was something all had common
>>738373774You seem to be biased the there, call it a bunch
>>738373827Monkeypawed because he filled his team before getting a surfer and now a digger could get in.
>>738373396Why the hell did he even catch those 'mons in the first place anyways?
>>738373879trust in lapras
>>738373461Only that one time in the anime. The bulbasaur line did eventually get earth power and earthquake but other than that it has always had notoriously poor coverage
AIIIIEEE WHY CAN'T I PUT THIS BIRD TO SLEEP
>>738373396Are there any pokemon he can catch that can be both a SURFER and a DIGGER?
>>738373947>"Strange... but let me continue."This Claude does nothing but second guess himself now that CC is gone.
>>738373883He was getting filtered by rock tunnel and caught them to get the 10 mons for flash.
Fucking hell Ivy is already almost Shelly's level
>>738373976I think Kamgaskhan can do both but there's no was he catching one
>>738373910>>738373947He's mixing up Gen 6 mechanics with how it worked in Gen 1
>>738373910>>738373947>Miss? I don't miss. It must be immune.
>>738373910>>738373947To be fair, that's a really misleading message for a miss.
>Buzz is deadweight. Replacing him with Nessie would be a good decision.(＾ω＾)>Actually, on further inspection, Sparky is also deadweight. Let's replace him with Rocky!(;´༎ຶД༎ຶ`)
>>738373947Just go to sleep, bird!
>>738374030You people give him too much slack. It's not like he's a drooling retard
Wait a secondIs Claude retarded?
>>738374142>It's not like he's a drooling retard.
>>738374151yes, however, he isn't fat. so it's okay.
>>738374151Is a cat retarded because it can't use fork and knife?
>>738374221brother look me in the eye and tell me this isn't a retard
>>738374221no, but you don't expect a cat to use a sword or a shield. humans have more proclivity
Safari zone Pokémon only want one thing and its fucking disgusting!
>defeated trainers should be walkable through in Pokemon Red.Okay, Claude. Okay buddy.
>>738374263For an auto-filling chat bot he's doing good job playing Pokemon. He's definitely dumb on our standards. But for the context, he's smart, nihilistic and has wicked sense of humor
>>738374221no my cat is retarded for other reasons
>>738374298Claude is a human?
hard think on the next course of action
>>738374409maybe not, but he comes off as more of a human than a lot of people
Bird (Gate) Keeper gets paid the big bucks to keep Claude out of Fuschia
>>738374452I'd rather discuss vidya with Claude than with 99% of anons
>Actually,>WAIT><thinking>
>>738374492interesting, but not concerning
BRILLIANT plan, Claude!
>>738374519Why is he in the route 15 maze, for like the third time?
>>738374581It's okay, we got through it in a HUGE BREAKTHROUGHHe's just tired of Silph Co and wants to go to the Safari Zone to cool off, don't worry about it.
>>738374426>>738374481it's always the birds that mindbreak him
>>738374609Has he actually cleared Silph?
>>738374647That's the fun part!
>>738370358>How come he don't BOX me, man?
>>738374647He defeated ballman, but he couldn't figure out where to use the CARD KEY, since there clearly aren't any doors in Silph Co.
>>738374664oh my fucking claude
>>7383747158 is somehow one of the most schizo iterations yet, this fucking leaves unfinished business all over kanto
is Claude a chad or an incel?
>>7383747478 is a confirmed incelpast claudes had government mandated emotional support GFs
>>738374747Evidently he might be too stupid to ether one.
>>738374747Neither probably but probably more incel like now that CC is gone.
>>738374747Chad, can't be a incel when he is surrounded by his Pokémon.
Claude yearns for the world beyond established borders
>>738374960shut the fuck up junior go back to circling mount moon
>>738374960uhh, please do not the sparky. sparky is only level 3
>>738374747Claude 8 has taken photograph of Misty's ponytail for it being important information so I for one say he's a chad.
>>738375213old enough to thundershock, old enough to take the
>>738374960>has literally never caught a ZubratI'm not so sure
>>738375232>taking creepshotsincel behaviour
that's a big boulder
>>738375276>Implying misty didn't like it
>>738375462The legendary fifth boulder brother, strongest and most powerful of them all...
>>738374365I love gremlin clod
>>738374984so did we as kids, its a universal feeling
>>738375476so does she fart with that thing, or...
>>738375490I have it on good authority that the fifth boulder is actually the third strongest.
Maybe Claude is just drunk on the moonshine he has been distilling each CC?
>>738375663Which boulder is the most powerful?
>>738375726I know the first boulder is the third most powerful of the boulder brothers.
>>738374120Lol. That reminds me that's it's kinda funny when AI starts using kaomojis because they have no fucking idea how they actually work and just create deranged expressions on accident.
>>738375476Misty is a classy girl and would never be an exhbitionist
>>738375692>brewing up a fresh batch of fat bitch juice from fresh squeezed raticates
>>738375802>fresh squeezed raticateswhew, thank goodness Nibs is safe
>>738375860of course, he isn't good for anything
>>738355012>>738355164>>738355238>>738357034ENTEREL HERMANO DE BALLMAN
>>738375953MADRE DE DIOSES EL CONVEYO DIABLO
>>738375953AIIIIEEEEEEE CONVEYOR-SAMA
Damn, Claude Ocho is rich.
>>738362329>>738371805>>738371878now this is the content i come here for
What happens when clod has no more money to pay for safari tickets and captain medicine?
>>738376112That's a lot of ding dongs!
>>738376149theoretically he could brick himself with safari zone but claude has never struggled as much with it as anyone thought he would, it's basically a non-issue based on 6 and 7.
>>738376112hey claude, could I borrow some money? I'll pay you back
>>738375759Misty lost and recognized Claude as superior to her. Claude can do what he wants with the spoils of war
>>738376149Luna metronome into payday.
>>738375953CONVEYORMAN I KNEEL
>>738376149There's gold in the tunnels, all he needs to do is dig for it.
>>738376187>he could brick himself with safari zonedon't they let you go in for free if you don't have any money?
>>738376346only in yellow
>>738376325>all he needs to do is digDon't encourage bad behavior.
>>738376384The first shovel's free. They always come back for more...
>>738376346>>738376187Maybe, but as long as he isn't wasting money, he has around 200 attempts. Claude VI did it in 41 and and Claude VII did it in 13.
>>738376346Not in the version he is playing.
>>738376472Yeah unless there's some insane schizo shit it's extremely unlikely it takes him even the 40 attempts of 6. I don't know how many tries he's on right now actually, but I'm betting he'll clock in at less than 20 with how he's progressed through it so far.
>>738376361how many kids were softlocking themselves that they had to make that kind of change
>>738376564I really doubt it happened to anyone (or enough for them to have real complaints about it) but instead just realized it shouldn't be able to softlock you at all regardless of if it happened
What's the DIGGER status?
>>738376769This Claude's ancestors are NOT smiling upon him.
>>738376769None of his current party member can learn DIG, but he still has TM28 in his bag,
>>738376769Imprisoned in the box for their sins
>>738340390I would rather die
>>738376881what the fuck are you doing dude
>>738371805>the building is choosing the building is choosing for meBreddy good. I wonder what band that is it's emulating.
>>738377049I think vocaroo is just down, i can't listen to anything on it
>>738377340works on my machine...
>>738377340I'm listening https://voca.ro/12lL17eNW6bB right now just fine
Luna...
>>738378073Don't worry he'll decide to use it instead of toss it after the memory updateTrust in the goon stone
EL RETARDO
I guess evolving Clefairy was just a fable.
>>738378143Anon, I...
>>738378165Fuck you, I spat out coffee when I opened that
Nidorina looks like a rapist.
>>738378235She looks like she hunts young trainers
>>738378165i had one bad debate, man
DING DONG
>the 9/500 must have meant something else, possibly ProteinWHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT
Yeah buddy, you found the secret house, sure did.
Search Claude
Poor fucking LUNAMaybe next run hey girl
>>738378425making a new thread while there is an old one is verboten
>>7383784793 previous threads say opposite
>>738378520alright brotherjust saying with how things have been lately there is no reason to push our luck or step out of line at all
