STAR FOX TRAILER SHADOWDROP, THIS IS NOT A FUCKING DRILL
What
>>738341930>doesn't post a linkfake and gay
nobody cares
Its real!!!!!!!!!!
>>738342082>>738342087https://www.youtube.com/live/ePZeyh5q9R8?si=6zZY5u45krTjx_TM
>>738342082IT'S REALhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ePZeyh5q9R8
it's a rick roll
>>738341930it's fucking real wtf broshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ePZeyh5q9R8
>>738341930
>We're pleased to announce Star Fox Zero RemasteredI will kill Nintendo if they do this
>>738342153>>738342168>>738342205MY EMPEROR I'VE FAAAAAILED YOU!!!!
>>738342282This is the best possible outcome. The other is some adventure game bullshit
>Shiggy>Mario Galaxy Ugh...
>movie tie-inMiyamoto is senile
Movie announcement lol
This sucks I don't even care anymore
>>738341930Cool the character from the movie gets a game
Don't care. Nintendo games have no sauce anymore.
lol what the fuck are they even smoking>another goddamn 64 remake
>64 remakealright turn it off lol fucking christ man
This better not just be literally the same game. Same enemy placements and everything
WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT
>remakesloplooks like shit too
furry model, L
more remakes....
>>738341930PEAK IS BACK!!LET'S FUCKING GO!!!!
>Same stage layoutsFUCK OFF
>IT'S ANOTHER STARFOX 64 REMAKEHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
NINTENDO HIRED THAT MAN
WHY DOES HE LOOK LIKE THAT
dead franchise propped up by furfagsnintendo is so embarrassing lol
>remakeAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>It's another Star Fox 64 reboot>Characters are ultra realisticI'm conflicted...
>A fox's job is never done.
fox has gained some pounds...
>Star Fox 64 remake but with weird graphics and a bunch of cutscenes added between levelsMiyamoto has lost it.
>>738342168>based on the 64 gameI sleep. I wish that we had a game that would experiment more with the mechanics from Starfox 2
>>738342536they want to distance themselves from the design people have been using for a decade worth of furry porn
>like the fourth fucking 64 remake, just with more cutscenes for same reasonI guess
falco doesnt look sharp enough
>>738342536I mised dilation for this shit
>it's 64 AGAIN>now with ugly character designsbravo ninty
what an absolutely bizarre remake
so where's krystal
man the worst part is the portraits, absolutely no personality and unnerving
>they didn't decide to cut Macbeth for no reasoninstant buy>fox looks like thatdowngraded to maybe
>Plenty of new cutscenes have also been added!WOW!!!!
>>738342936fox looks fine imo, better than the weird ass duck design he had for years
this is the 5th fucking time they've made the same exact fucking gamestar fox, star fox 64, star fox 64 3ds, star fox wii u, now whatever this isactually fucking insane
>More cutscenes to ruin the pacingThey were literally perfect why are there more
EAT SHIT CHAR
>miyamoto-san, star fox 64 is a 90 minute game and we already remade it once>ADDO CUTTO SHEEEN
OoT remake confirmed?
DADDY SQUEALED REEEEALLL GOOD BEFORE HE DIED
They legitimately have no fucking ideas for the series. Absolute none.
damn this is hella out of nowhere
>>738343125>OoT remake with uncanny Unreal 5 graphics, bad voice acting and added cutscenes to ruin the perfect pacingNO NO NO NO
this explains why he was in that galaxy movie that i havent seen yet at least
LAUGH AT SHITCH 2 USERSFULL OF PORTS AND REMAKES
This will be graphics in 2014
this is gay
>exclusively on the Switch and Switch 2gay
>Release in literally a month...Does Nintendo not have ANY faith in this game?
BAD BAD BAD BAD BAD
alright the head tracking is kinda cool
>>738341930Who the fuck cares
this only looks slightly better than Event Horizon's shitty cutscenes lmfao
Bro the prologue would be over by now in the original fuck OFF
>>738343059>"Nooo! Optional, skippable cutscenes that expand on the Star Fox crew!!"You legit have to go out if your way to actively be upset by this.This is why you're balding young.
>fontis it gonna be retro studios again?
>facerig as falco saying a bunch of transphobic stuffhold up... let them cook
now this is some tendie slop
The fastest selling console of all time...
sheen, this is the 5th time you've shown star fox 64 in class
>Rehashing 64 againNintendo is in its peak lazy era
>Nintendo summoning a billion fat gay ugly smelly pedophiles to buy another Star Fox SNES remake
Nintendo is dead
>>738341930Peppys voice sucks
cant tune in atm, PLEASE tell me this isnt just another soft remake of 64 again. i love 64 to death but would it kill them to just throw on a new coat of paint
>>738343595I watch the cutscenes when I play 64. I would NEVER watch these. And yes, that does make the experience worse
>>738341930>SF64.... for the 4th time...ffs
>>738341930>it's a starfox 64 remaster>againlol
nevermind looks to be made internally
>it's another 64 remake>it looks uncanny as fuckdamn, that's sad
It's going to be 80 bucks, isn't it?
>>738343821It's a remake of Assault by Project Aces
>Star Fox 64 as a more cinematic experienceHoly shit. They snoyed up the game. This is awful, LMAO.
>>738343821Its 64 but with new graphics, added cutscenes, a mediocre multiplayer mode and a star fox portrait vtuber gimmick
>>738343821Anon...
>>738342536DLSS 5
>>738341930bro why won't they make a new game? why is it just remaking the original a dozen times
>>738343821[Lie] this isnt just another soft remake of 64 again.
>>738341930>500th remake of star fox 64get new material
>>738343821lol it's not even a soft remake, it's just 64 with an admittedly beefier looking multiplayer component
>we remade starfox 64 againseries is stuck in a groundhog day innit?
>>738342640Every time the hd faces popped up I had that visceral feeling of>Please put that away.
>>738342536>retarded zoomers not recognizing that was their original design for SNES box art
>>738343821>star fox is based on the nintendo 64 game, star fox 64, but the visuals have been completely updateddirect quote from koizumi
>OH BOY, IS THAT A $80 REMAKE OF A 1 HOUR ON RAILS GAME FROM THE HECKIN 90S. WELL YABBA DABBA DOO FUCK MY WIFE AND TAKE MAAAAAH MONEEEEHH!!
>>738341930oh no no no no no...
>It's another fucking Starfox 64 remake>The redesigns make them look like realistic animals instead of cute furries>No KrystalFUUUUUCKKK!
people will be paying 80 dollars for one hour of gameplay
Everyone is shitting on it for being a remake with movie-slop cutscenes but if they made an F-Zero remake with cutscenes like this, it might actually be kino.
>>738343821Don't worry. It's a HARD remake
>Shadow drop direct announcement and out this summer alreadyThey know the game isn't goodAnother Prime 4 incoming
>>738343125>it'll be UE5>they plan on splitting adult and child into 2 games>everything will be the same but updatedIts looking pretty bleak
>>738343963ratarded unc thinking that anyone cares about their childhoodcope and seethe, bitch
>>738343963Those were puppets nigga these do not look like puppets
>>738343976ugly bastard fox
>>738341930>SF64 remake with the same levels/gameplay and more cutscenesThank you Miyamoto-san, very cool.
>could have given us a full remake of SNES>could have given us a FULL RELEASE OF SNES 2>could have given us SNES and SNES 2 as fully realized 3D games>It's 64......again.....again.....
Might actually kill myself if they've turned OoT into redesigned, realistic cinematic slop as well
>>738341930>they turned 64 into a fox in spaceThis is so fucking weird
>>738343963Your memory is failing you. Please go pull a picture of the box art.
Why can't we get Assault 2?
>remake
>>738343883>>738343895>>738343913>>738343947>>738343965>>738344007HOW THE FUCK DO THEY KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT
Everything seen here is easily replicated on No Man's Sky lmao
>>738343963and bananza is the original arcade design, sure
>4th version of Star Fox 64>but it has online multiplayer and side missionsI like 64 enough I'll probably get it, but maaaaaaaaaaan
>>738343821almost a 1:1 recreation of n64 version
>yfw there have been more 64 remakes than original star fox games
>Twitterfags are loving itThis is how you know it's a bad game.
That ain't Falco, that's a fucking skinwalker or some shit
HOW HARD IS TO MAKE NEW RAIL SHOOTER LEVELS? HOW HARD? HOW FUCKING HARDDDDDDDDD?
>>738344076Slippy and peppy look faithful(peppys voice sounds like shit) but fox and falco look nothing like their boxart
>ugly redesigns/art stye>same SF64 story and maps AGAINWHATS THE FUCKING POINT JUST MAKE A NEW GAME FOR FUCKS SAKE WE DONT NEEDS STAR FOX 64 AGAIN
>another StarFox 64Why not just play the original on my emulator right now? What's my incentive to purchase a $1000 Switch 2 and a $90 game to replay this?
>>738343049Cancelling Star Fox 2 cursed the franchise
>ANOTHER>FUCKING>STAR FOX 64>REMAKE
>female Star Fox hate this woke shit
>>738344169>I'll probably get it
>>738344223what the fuck
So we're just never moving past 64 huh?
>>738344223WHERE ARE YOU AT
>>738344031>>738344076look at it yourselves you faggot niggerlovers, its not a perfect recreation but you can obviously tell that is what they were going for with the 90s look and what they achieved now. but of course you zoomzooms will seethe that it doesnt look like zootopia pixarslop.
>>738344223don't skip leg day, kids
>>738344263Emulators a dishonorable and not Nintendo approved
The fact they acknowledged Adventure makes it funnier
Y'know, Assault may not have been the greatest, but I enjoyed getting to fight something that wasn't Andross and Star Wolf for the 50th time.
>>738344263>why not play it on an emulatorBecause it's been RECOMPd(60fps makes the game a cakewalk)
>Iconic lines are changedWhat the fuck
>>738344268If they're so out of ideas that they're just going to do remakes forever they might as well have remade 2
>How many fucking remakes does Star Fox 64 need!?
>remake of a 30 year old gameYep nintendo has still got it
ugly characters.
>>738344376>Reddit Friends
THIS IS WHAT I WANTED.THIS IS WHAT THE NEXT 3D MARIO WILL BE.
>>738344223>That ain't Falco
Doesn't look that impressive but i think this bodes well for the OoT remake. It might be a real remake rather than a port.
>>738341930ah fuck man what are they doing?! The designs look like uglier versions of the puppets.... everything else looks fine for yet another startfox 64 remake. FUCK GIVE US SOMETHING NEW!
>>738344434SM64HD?
>>738343878hahaha :(
Fact: No one actually plays Star Fox games and they're only known for being in Super Smash Bros.
>no ship customizationthey had one fucking job
the ball is in your court tendie faggots. You either buy this game or you never see these characters again outside Smash Brothers and shitty movies
They finally hired that goy
Hello, it's me the guy that always says>general directs really are dead, huh?I am accepting apologies.
Everyone already has 64 with their online subscription.
>ANOTHER 64 REMAKENINTENDO I BEG OF YOU JUST REMAKE ASSAULT PLEASE. IT'S FUCKING KINO.
>>738344461https://youtu.be/xr_c_GsyIk4?si=GTrkV1sYPtxApPPi
Well if you are a starfox fan it's pretty time to rope I reckon.
>>738344223This is the type of shit old nintendo would've scrapped during the planning phase.
>>738343837Footage captured as of TODAY?guess that explains Koizumi's looks, they just literally made the trailer today even... how does that even make sense!?
Original>Slippy, watch out! Bogey on your tail!">Woah! Help me!"*shoot him down*>Thanks Fox, I thought they had me!"The remake:>Now you've done it Slippy, you've got an enemy behind you!">Hey Fox, shoot the guy behind me while I recalibrate my system"*shoot him down*>Oh, you got him? Good job."
>Comes out in a month and a halfJust how bad is this game going to be?
>Nintendo can just infinitely recycle games generationally because their diehard consoomerbase will still eat it up and they're like new games to conzoomersThey really cracked the formula here with this honestly. Why make any new games when you have a library of the most highly acclaimed games from history in your archives? Just keep republishing them every new console gen with HD updates or remakes. There is literally no reason not to.
How much does it cost and is there a physical version???
Imagine making the Star Fox fandom wait 10+ years for a new game and it's another 64 remake, what a fucking joke.I just want something that's original. Imagine if the Mario series was remakes of Super Mario 64 every 10 years.
>>738344508They actually brought this up too...
All I've ever wanted was star fox SNES and star fox 2 in a playable state, no 10fps on original hardware is not playable.....
>>738344520no that would mean wasting time developing a new feature that doesn't sell their hardware gimmicks.
>>738344295>So we're just never moving past 64 huh?Do you 40 year olds throwing a tantrum not understand this is made for the next gen aka kids and not you?
>>738342727they are doing this to make the series known by zoomers in first place, if this bombs they wont make a new game
>>738344169I was thinking they might pull a fast one and have it START as a 64 remake and then become something original, but the challenge mode makes me think they won't. That and a battle mode with only three stages seems like "enough" for Nintendo.
>>738341930It's called StarFox AGAIN?!?!
>mfw the characters from that one off star fox skit they did for E3 one year look more faithful to the original designs than what we get today
Shitch 2 year one>Kirby air riders>mario kart world>donkey kong Shitch 2 year 2>Start fox remakeAnything else?
>>738344295Once one of these actually sells well they'll make new onesso yes, its 64 remasters forever, once every 10 years
>>738341930Miyamoto is such a fucking hack, holy fuckSTOP FUCKING REMAKING 64
>>73834465264 is already on the switch
>>738344710Ocarina of Time remake.
The character designs are too ugly for me to buy it. They looked fine in the previous games.
>tfw more excited for the next episode of a fox in space than a new star fox game
>>738344027Original Art of the franchise has nothing to do wirh "childhood", dumb zoomoid
>>738342536https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZJM1JtZ8lmQ
can't wait for the reactions if oot remake looks bad too
>>738344710Fire EmblemSplatoon RaidersPokopia
Why Peppy's new VA sounds like Master Shake?
>>738344770>hasn't been announced yetLikely year 3 then
>>738344758Kids won't play a N64 game retard. Holy shit you old people really can't see things from any perspective but your own
Reminder that Miyamato said the reason they haven't made a new F-Zero is because "they don't have new ideas" btw
>>738344828Barrel rolling is forbidden!
>no Mike West
I mean to be fair starfox 64 is a perfect game, and atleast it will visually look even better (minus the character models), but this is still real fucking jewish. I am getting afraid of what is in store for the OOT remake. They probably developed some way of porting over n64 games and throwing fresh models and lighting.
>>738343821Ehehehe
>He bought a Switch 2
>>738344879Do you not remember how he sounded in smash 4?
>>738341930>Starfox 64>again>again>again>againis it Miyamoto or something?why can't they let go of a game from 29 YEARS AGO!?!?!?
>>738344880what's really fucking with me is they're messing the PERFECT to-the-point script of the original by adding not just more cutscenes but more dialogue during the level.
>>738344880>perfectI love star fox 64 but in what way, sin and punishment is a better game.
>>738344834They just announced a game a month in advance.
What did they do to Katt?! She looks like she smokes!
I LOVE MORE REMAKESLOP BROSI NEVER WANT NEW FRESH IDEAS EVER AGAIN
>>738344954Can you shut up you fucking nigger, I didn't say it was the best on-rails shooter ever made.
>>738344880>next Smash Bros game is Smash 64 with all the Ultimate charactersWould be highly based.
Say what you will about Metroid, but I'm thankful that Miyamoto has no input for it, because otherwise we'd have nothing but Super Metroid remakes from now until the end of time
I was never into Star Fox but this is a 64 remake right? How much of the series is them remaking the same game over and over?
>>738341930I saw a lot of artifacts in the trailers it might be AI slop.
>>738345040You said it was perfect you fucking retard.
>>738342215Who's getting the best head?
>>738341930jesus christ the characters look so fucking ugly what the fuck is wrong with nintendo
>>738344024Amazing how you're repeating a random's speculation on a podcast as fact.
Oh boy, another starfox 64 remake. I hope they make another OoT remake afterwards too
it looks good except for falco's beak being weirdly overly realistically rigid and the eyes not being expressive enough (slightly TOO animalistic) and i say this even as a fan of the og snes puppet designs... it'll be a decent time for sure but why in god's name can they never think of anything to do with this series but remake the exact same game over and over and over and over and over and overmy super cope is that it's a sign of actual new stuff in the pipeline but i thought that for f-zero 99 too. and so much for my dreams of miyu/fay ever being in a new sf game since once again theyve been reduced to bill/katt memes
>>738345086You are literally fucking retarded brother, please seek help.
Too littleToo lateToo expensive
Slippy sounds too male. Won't be buying.
Of all the games to make a sequel for. Star Fox and Punch out appear to be the easiest. Just take the base game and do more of that.....and yet here we are
>>738345071Technically star fox 64 is a remake of the first star fox game.Star foxStar fox 64star fox 64 3Dstar fox zeroand now this
I would unironically buy and play this if it were $30. I know Nintendo is the most money grubbing of any developer out there these days because they have good will and they are cashing in on it as hard as they possibly can ever since Iwata died. I'm not paying $80+ for the same fucking game again. I bought it when they did it on the 3DS because that was the right price, like thirty bucks.
>>738345095I hate young people so much.
>>738345129its pretty much guaranteed after seeing this star fox remake, like all those UE5 youtube videos of OOT are what we should expect and its not quality
>Miyamoto won't allow them to make Starfox Wii U without terrible touch pad gimmicks because he doesn't like lazy ports>makes a lazy port nowwhat changed? Have they wrestled control away from him?
>>738345135that was in the leak with starfox it's so over... we are just going to get cinemaslopped oot remake.
>>738345071Basically>Star Fox 64 is a reimagining of the original Star Fox>Star Fox 64 3D is as the name says, a direct 3DS remake of Star Fox 64>Star Fox Zero is a reimagining of Star Fox 64 and the original Star Fox>Now this new one follows the same patternAdventures, Assault and Command are the only games that aren't just another version of the original or 64.
>>738345071Star Fox 64 was narrative a remake of Star Fox 1. Only Adventure, Assault, and Command "advanced" the story. Everything else has been remaking the same thing. Star Fox 2 wasn't even allowed to release, lmao.
>>738345180What percentage of the series is just a remake of the SNES then?
>>738344880>They probably developed some way of porting over n64 games and throwing fresh models and lighting.You mean the same thing people have been doing on PC for the last few years? Maybe it's related.
>straight N64 remake with no additional features>$80This is why we’re all boycotting Nintendo. We’ve had enough.
Is that the best you can do?
>>738345225Haha! You can't accept that better graphics don't make a good game!
Looks like fucking dogshit. I'm sorry but this ain't Falco.
>>738345236Miyamoto changes his mind like the wind, setting all kinds of arbitrary boundaries until he's at the helm to totally fuck it up
Nintendo presents...Ocarina of Time for Switch 2...
Shadowdrops are usually shit. Just look at Oblivion Demastered
so its star fox zero 2.0 unreal engine deluxe edition
>>738345296But the facerig avatars and the new briefing cutscenes!
>>738345313Everyone looks fine other than Falco.
>Star Fox had a big role in the Mario movie just to advertise a new game they didn't confirm existed until afterbold strategy let's see if it works out jewtendo
>>738345313>WOMBO COMBO
>>738344698
>>738345313#PedosArePeopleToo
>>738345082>>738345095>>738345127>We redisigned them because we thought it'd be funny and now they're just UGLY
>>738345313MY DICK HURTS
Can I flag the YouTube stream for misinformation? They showed features that weren’t in Star Fox 64 like online multiplayer, but that’s not going to be included (source: this thread).
>>738345236>shove obnoxious gimmicks into game>learn the lesson but proceed to play it safe with no potentially interesting new ideasThere's no winning on either side
Why would they shill cartoon star Star Fox on the movie and then immediately try to sell this post 2000s Robert Zemeckis tier shit?Are they genuinely retarded?
I'd have taken a sequel to Adventure over this.
This is really dumb. We already had a 64 remake on 3DS, and the game is on Switch online. What's the point? Just make a sequel.
>>738341930nice link faggot
>>738344223Okay now I want another Smash Bros just to see this horrifying creature show up
Might buy it for $40 considering I've never even played Star Fox. Anything more and they can eat shit.
>>738345430>Can I flag the YouTube stream for misinformation? They showed features that weren’t in Star Fox 64 like online multiplayer, but that’s not going to be included (source: this thread).
>>738345313https://www.youtube.com/shorts/HHUb1er_8OY
>>738341930Enjoy your demake
Holy fucking shit
>>738342168Sick, Nintendo always wins, baby
>>738345439Star Fox 65 would be THE STRAT
>>738341930looks like fucking shit lmaot. pc tendie
Nintendo needs an open world grind game this could have been that. Just put players in the galaxy make them create their own character and have them grind shit in space with coop gameplay
I really hope this is just game 1 of 3. They really put my hopes with the name only to make it a 64 1:1 remake with a different presentation. And why ignore the existence of the SNES one? I'm sure adding the SNES levels wouldn't be that bad or even hard to do.
>>738345531go play star fox 64. it's really good.
>star fox 64 is a reimagining of star fox>star fox 64 has 2 more remakes now and a reimagining5 fucking games to tell the same story. What the hell?
>>738341930SARFOX
>>738345540So you do have a problem with this board? We stand for facts and truth.
>>738345531>40This is nintendo, you will be paying 70 or 80
They should have mentioned in the trailer that the game is only an hour long. People are going to be disappointed when they realise they've wasted $70.
>>738341930You're fucking kidding me it's another retread
>dude what if we remade 64 again lmaoHere me out how about Nintendo just makes a NEW game in the style of 64, or assault, or command, or fucking 2, or LITERALLY ANYTHING BESIDES ANOTHER REMAKE
They should add Out Of This Dimension again
>>738345632Bro, his dad fucking DIED!
>>73834193030 years later and the Star Fox series still can't expand beyond what a group of Bongs did on the Super Nintendo
>>738345071Star Fox 1>Star Fox 2 (cancelled so that they could make a 64 game instead, but then released two decades later)>Star Fox 64 (technically a reboot of 1)Star Fox Adventures (entirely different game given a Star Fox name)Star Fox Assault (actually a fucking sequel)Star Fox Command (lul)>Star Fox 64 3D (remake of 64)>Star Fox Zero (reboot, reimagined 64)>Star Fox on Switch 2 (remake of 64)
>Nintendo>"We haven't made a new F-Zero in forever because we can't think of any ways to innovate the series.>Also Nintendo>"Here's Starfox 64 for the tenth time."
>>738345271If my count is right this is the 9th game, and the 5th remake of the original Lylat Wars story, meaning 55% of the series is Starfox/Starfox 64.
>>738345657You'll still buy it xD
>>738345249don't forget star fox 2 :)
>>738344021And Prime 4 at least had Amiibo.
>>738345672Or a prequel with James as the protagonist.
>>738344870They just made a new F-ZERO 2 years ago
>>738345249I'm sorry but who the fuck cares if they are "reimaginings" if they are 120% different games? SNES, 64 and Zero are 3 completely different games that just so happen to have same-named planets and areas and enemies.
>>738345603That one leaker that claimed there was a Star Fox game said it was 2 games, though he said it would be shown before April ended, so take it as you desire.
>>73834560364 is the same game as the snes original.the actual question would be why never bothered to try and do the formula from SF2 again?
How much is gonna cost?
>>738344084because Star Foxfags have ptsd from adventure despite jerking off to the major character from that game
>>73834583240 bucks digital.
lol
>>738345657That's why they put in as many cutscenes as they could, to extend the time people spend with the game turned on a little.
nintendo saw those "focus, M" memes and thought people were being serious
SWITCH 2 HAS GAMES
Thats ok Nintendo you can keep it
>>738343606I didn't see a studio mentioned, but all the lipsync matches English voices (even in the Japanese direct footage) so I assume the developers are non-Jap. Would not surprise me at all if it was Retro Studios
>>738345651No, he's right. It's actually $40/$50. But Walmart and Amazon are charging the digital price for their Switch 2 games now so it should be $40 physically too in the US.
>>738345886*Also on the N64**Also on the 3DS
Knew it would be trash when I saw the OP and it turned out exactly how I thought.
>boomers had 64 Star Fox games and are still not satisfiedholy shit
>>738345794SNES has cooler bosses and more imaginative gimmicks though that aren't fully realized on 64.64 is just prettier and plays better
>starfox 64 but it's made in unreal engine and nintendo hired that manjust put assault on nso already
>>738341930ITS BASED ON 64 AGAINLMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAPOLOGISE TO STAR FOX ZERO RIGHT FUCKING NOW
>>738345867So 50 retail...I admit it doesn't sound bad.
>>738345847Ironic given Krystal is the only thing they care about from this franchiseAnd at this point she's never coming back
>>738345867Would, unironically. Looks visually nice.
>>738345909rofl malding lmao
>>738345882>umautistgo away
>>73834579464 is NOT the same what the fuck do you mean? No level is even remotely similar to eachother
>Boughted a switch 2 last weekYea im thinking based.
>>738341930Star fox isn't good anymore.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>738345945>50 bucks at the advent of the gaming crash for a 1 hour game>not badIts so over
WE ARE SO FUCKING BAAAAAAAACK
>>738345882>umaKINGstay
>>738341930we are so back
>miyamoto refuses to make a new Fzero game because they “couldn’t come up with any unique ideas for it”>remakes Star Fox 64 for the 50th time
What will be the next addition to the Nintendo Cinematic Universe?
>Mention that Solar is the SECOND star of the Lylat systemI think they are doing a bit more for this remake than they are letting on. That's a pretty deep cut.
>>738345271all of it except adventures, assault and command>there are more starfox remakes than starfox original games
>>738345972Bro even the Wii U had an actual new Starfox game. I'm not balding, I'm just disappointed.
>>738346017Is it really that short? Surely they've added new content in this remake
unironically why not just use the movie design, why DK gets to use his dogshit retake but starfox is cursed to have ugly sonic tier redesigns.
>>738346050I really can't figure miyamoto out. He clearly loves star fox....just not enough to fucking do anything with him, including an iterative sequel.
>>738346017>advent of the gaming crash for a 1 hour gameWTF does this mean? Seriously.
>>738345945It costs less than RH Groove, so it'll be at 30-40 dollars more likely
>>738345693Maybe we'll get an F-Zero X remake too.
What on earth did they do to Katt?
>>738345920I won't lie, the biggest boon to SNES for me is no all range sections. I always thought they were the weakest part of 64.
>>738346085I'm balding and disappointed
Phew, no Krystal.
>>738346152no because nintendo will just fuck it up like they have been these days
>>738344223falco really let himself go
>ANOTHER FUCKING REMAKEare they taking the piss?
>>738341930More like it was a fucking drillMore like we got drilledMore like face to furry mode doesn’t let my girlfriend I don’t have be Krystal so I can imagifuck her insteadI’ve never been so blueballed in my lifeThanks Shiggy
As the only person in this thread not over the age of 35 this looks interesting and I will get it.
>>738345603>I really hope this is just game 1 of 3i just know they do this so they can get people to know the VA they'll use in the upcoming starfox movie
>>738346163Solo merc life is rough.
>>738346136It means people are checking out....Big budget games are floppingPeople want bang for their buckAnd here's Nintendo selling a 1 hour game for 40 dollars NOW WITH CUTSCENES!
Looks dope. Can't wait to play through it on the Switch 2 and PvP with my wife online.
>Fox wasn't even supposed to be in the Mario Galaxy movie, Illumination just asked to include him>if the new game was made because of his appearance in the Galaxy movie then the fucking Minions guys helped get another Star Fox game made kneel to him
NEW CUTSCENES FROM TREEHOUSEhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rETOQY4zvao
>>738346163kek, finally a design not even a furfag could love
>>738346163Katt did not deserve this! What happened to her pink fur?! She looks like she smokes a pack per day!
>>738346121Nintendo staff mentioned a few times that DK's redesign was not made for the movie. Nintendo made it themselves but because of the timing of the games, the movie just ended up being the first one to come out that uses it.
>>738344508There was a not negligible amount of kids at my local theater's Mario Galaxy screening who considered Fox "the guy from Smash Bros." so this is just true.
>>738343821I'm sorry anon...
>>738346284Glen Powell and the anime sequence elevated that shitheap film from a 2/10 to a firm 5/10
>Remove motion gimmicks>Get bad art direction insteadI can't just get a proper remake of 64.
>>738346284
>>738344223That moment when you realise Nintendo is going retcon to make this the new official design and Falco is going to look like a giant blue chicken in the next Smash Bros.
>>738346284>new game
>>738345882umaGODNever leave our side
why the fuck is nintendo allergic to general directs now?>star fox remake>yoshi and the mysterious book>splatoon raiders>rhythm heaven grooveall received new trailers and release dates on a random weekday
it's obviously not a 1:1 remake, why are you people pretending to be retarded. None of you played the original.
>>738345236there's mouse control so i guess that was enough for him, plus miyamoto is barely involved with game dev anymore anyway
>>738346163She has that classic MvCI look to her.
>>738346439they don't give a fuck anymore you'll buy anyway
Star Fox 64 getting re-released as many times as Skyrim.
>realistic designs>Longer cut scenes>64 againat least try and remake assault if ur not going to give us something new ffs do you guys hate crystal that much?
>>738346458they LITERALLY said the levels are the exact same
I can't tell if they're being experimental right now or don't have faith in it>Shadow drop Direct announcement >For a game that's launching next monthShit's fucking weird. I appreciate not waiting months between announcement to release, but they could have hyped it up a little harder prior.
>>738346163>This fucking thing is supposed to be the flirtatious sex goddess Katt
>>738346439There's probably market research that shows embedding titles into larger Directs loses marketing value and focused Directs give +5% market publicity in Japan or something.
>>738346439Cause they have nothing worthwhile. They have no killer app, so they're shadow dropping everything. They really thought the Switch 2 could survive for a year on Mario Kart and DK Bananza.
>>738346289>smoking in a modern nintendo gamehuh...
>post yfw they said "levels are unchanged"
I don't own a switch because I am not a manchild but did I see that right? If you have a friend that owns it you can play for free?
>>738345531Just emulate it faggot
>>738346458Are you retarded? The gameplay is untouched. It's the same levels with the same enemies with the same mechanics. Voicelines are different and there's proper cutscenes plus new multiplayer modes. You'll still be able to play through it by looking at a different screen playing 64.
Never expected Fox doing the basedboy face
>>738346538General directs will probably be once or twice a year max going forward. Assuming we still get them.
>>738346458Bro they didn't even give us gameplay in the James segment. It's just a fucking cutscene.
>>738346580Probably the Multiplayer mode they mentioned.
>>738346565>>>/vt/ranny
>>738346565No need to mess with perfection.
>>738346050miyamoto doesn’t give a shit about plot and only cares about what new gimmicks he could add to his games (which is funny considering how both star fox and fzero skipped the Wii despite that being the easiest console to tack on gimmicks for). 3D was used to show of the system’s 3D capabilities, zero TRIED to show off the Wii U’s game pad, and idk with this one MAYBE trying to show that switch games can be graphically impressive
>>738346685No need to remake it either
What the fuck is wrong with Nintendo? Are they INCAPABLE of moving past Star Fox 64?
I’ll stick to the 3ds port but only because my Nintendo 64 took a dump and died last year
>>738346284>Fox wasn't even supposed to be in the Mario Galaxy movie, Illumination just asked to include himThis is horseshit and you know it. Nintendo demanded Fox be put into the Mario movie because it advertises this game, no matter if they deny it or not
It's ugly and they won't shut up.Cutscenes are the last thing lylatwars 64 needed.
Why is the voice acting SO BAD?The 3DS version was a downgrade from the 64 version, but it was totally fine.
>>738346163That ain't Katt
>>738344223HAPPY FEET!
>>738346556You don't think a new Splatoon game isn't a killer app? They love that shit in Japan.
>>738346685The levels ARE perfect, but they really don't need to remake them again. You can literally already play Star Fox 64 on a Switch 2 right now.
>>738346685then why remake it?it would mean it wasn't perfect
>Series is just 64 over and over now.Man, I know Command was retarded but I never expected it to mindbreak Nintendo like this.
When I was a kid, I never would have dreamed that 30 years later the games I was excited to get for Christmas as amazing new groundbreaking things would still be getting sharted out and rehashed well into my senile old age.
>Star Fox 64 remake againhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U_0XuGUri9U
>>738346732Apparently Glen Powell and Illumination strongly fought for Fox to be in Galaxy. I don't think Nintendo would stand for them to lie about it
>>738346284wow how real. wow.
>>738346624>the prologue will be you playing as James in a damaged Arwing and trying to survive as long as possibleWould be kino
>>738346565>>738346685Begone Treehouse shill
>>738341930>40~50 dollars non-GKC gameAre we getting the smaller, cheaper carts this year?
>>738345882>umatrannyleap off a bridge
>>738346513Assault needs to be deleted and be redone from the ground up. From the flying gameplay, the levels, the balance, the on-foot gameplay, the missions and everything. The only thing I like about that game is the graphics of some flying levels and the aparoid turret section boss that requires almost perfect aim to beat in Gold (but is ruined by having to redo the entire godawful level if you die enough)
Can i get a qrd?
>>738341930>Starfox 64 againNo one knows what else to do with this series anymore
>>738341930Apologize to Nate
>>738346784Command suffered by making you replay the same levels over and over and over and they were all in ALL RANGE(see: bad) MODE. If command was just a straight star fox rail shooter it'd have been total kino
>>738341930>co-op is just you handing out the shooting controls while you pilotlameshoulda added a second airwing
>>738346707this is obviously for newcomers introduced to fox with the mario galaxy movie. they clearly put him in there to get kids to want to buy a new starfox game, and if it does well we'll probably get a sf2 or assault remake or some shit. pretty smart ideawouldnt be surprised if they put captain falcon in the next mario or dk movie right before announcing f-zero 99 hd or some shit
They could have just made a new game in the style of 64 and no one would have complained >>738346685THEN WHY FUCKING REMAKE IT?
>>738346813How the fuck can an actor not affiliated with a movie force a character to be in a movie and him to voice them? That sounds like bullshit.
>>738345296it's cheaper than Splatoon Raiders on the JP eshop
>>738346794fucking no one imagined the current fucking state of things>"wow things are going to be so much more impressive in the future I can't wait"
>>738346163She has the appearance of an original Xbox character where they tried the whole “ugly is cool” design approach.
>>738346794Nobody knows they're living in the peak of an era until it's long over. Everyone likes to believe that the future will continue to get better.Nope. Turns out video games really were the best from 1994 to 2004.
>>738341930>It's Starfox 64 AGAINMan this franchise really can't move on from it
>>738345882You’re absolutely right.
OoT remake is just gonna be OoT with that man hired isn't it?
>>738346862Yeahhttps://youtu.be/GhQp8le67Xo?si=7a6d7l1nBMXFGnbA
>>7383468624th Star Fox 64 remake, but with Pre Remade Movie Sonic Designs
>>738346980I'm shuddering just imagining the shit voice acting that OoT Remake will have.
>>738344814>if
>>738346832even better>that's the final flashback mission after you beat Andross as Fox that tells you the objective is to survive and when you run out of health it zooms in on Jame's face as he smiles and says "I will always be there for you Fox"
What the fuck is this
>>738346042I wish Slippy kept his fat deep-voiced spiritual dude vibe hé had in that model, instead of just becoming a bigger nerd in each version
>>738346439I think there's a few reasons:- They were much more leak prone because they usually included more third party shit- They were doing them too often, giving as at least one dud presentation a year- People judge directs in a weird way and treat them like they are a fanboy sport. Shadow dropping circumvents the weird expectations
>>738346565I mean, if they said it's a remake, they fucking better. What I hate is that there's nothing else. Not even an adaptation of the SNES levels. Just 64.
>>738346992heh
I played the one on the gamecube (assault) at Best Buy when i was a kid and thinking it was good I must have shit taste lmao.
>>738346856this is why we need it yet Miya is glazing 64 every time like how did anyone at nintendo say this will sell, wtf are those redesigns
>>738346813This shit happens all the time. Bamco had Amazon lie to our faces about that "edgy Pac-Man" short being their idea, when it was Bamco using it for advertise their Pac-Man medrroidvania, that flopped hard.You really fucking expect me to believe this game wasn't in the pipe for awhile now? Or that Nintendo wouldn't use their movie to advertise it when this game has had fuck all to advertise tf until now, which releases in a month?Fuck off.
>>738346980Yes. We'll get some leaked footage, everyone will call it either AI or baby's first unreal engine project, and then you'll be called an Eric OoTsnoy who lost and got raped for daring to call the remake shit after it ends up being real
>>738347009He looks like hes starring in Project Spark or Nuts N Bolts
New Starfox!>It's Starfox 64...again!Fuck this.
ENOUGH OF THE REMAKES
I-is this uncanny valley slop style what the next mario game will look like too?
>>738346794I know right, I thought we'd get actual new games at this point
>>738341930>F O U R T H T I M E>O I>U M>R E>T>H
ARRaHHH!
>>738342727>not sure if this is a joke or a reference to Command and Zero
>>738342536
>>738346458What kind of hopium are you hoping because I could use some. It’s Star Fox 64 3D Switch 2 Meetup in Lylat System now with Mouse Controls
>>738341930Can we all just finally admit Nintendo is out of ideas now? This is the THIRD fucking time they've remade this game in the past 15 years and it's the ugliest version yet. I don't know how that hack Miyamoto convinced himself that Star Fox 64 is the pinnacle of gaming that we'll all keep buying for full price every few years, but evidently he won't change his mind no matter how many times it flops.
>>738341930You can't shadowdrop an ad. It's meant to sell a product. If people who would probably buy that product don't know about it, someone is bad at their job.
>>738347086Assault's pretty okay to me.
>Nintendo is once again 20 years behind the curve, and have just now discovered the uncanny valley
>>738344223NOOOOO!!!! I CAN'T MAKE GAY FURRY BIRD PORN WITH THIS!!!!!!!!!! THE FRANCHISE IS RUINED!!!!!!!!!
JUST MAKE SOMETHING LIKE STAR FOX ADVENTURES AGAIN WITH MORE VEHICLE SECTIONS AND AN ARCADE MODE THAT'S ALL THE VEHICLE MISSIONS
You heard of the Mario Mandate, now get ready for...>The Star Fox Mandate>No story progression past 64, no Krystal
>>738347171They've litteraly admitted that about Starfox and F-Zero already. That won't stop them from brute forcing it into a success.
>>738347209What fanbase do you think buys these games?
So who's making it? Certainly doesn't look like EPD.
>>738347171They've been out of ideas since 2023
The switch up between the Mario movie Fox design and the cool animated sequence and the ugly ass Star Fox (2026) designs was jarring as fuck
>>738346914Donald Glover asked Nintendo to be Yoshi in the movie.
>>738347171Nintendo has always had that whole "we'll make a new game when we have fresh ideas" when it comes to F-Zero and Star Fox when the actual fact is they know that all anyone who cares wants is an actual sequel, but a straightforward sequel wouldn't bring in a new audience and the existing sales those series get aren't worth it to them. So you get more Mario games bro.
>>738347306Looks like retro IMO.
>>738347209Yes god fucking dammit. If your shit isn't sexy, get the FUCK out. Ugliness is SHIT.
>>738347054>People judge directs in a weird way and treat them like they are a fanboy sportThat's true, honestly. If all the recent announcements were all in one direct people would just bitch WHERE'S SMASH, WHERE'S THE NEW 3D MARIO OR ZELDA, WHO CARES ABOUT RHYTHM HEAVEN/A SPLATOON SPIN OFF/STAR FOX/etc.
i'm going to get my switch banned by using the avatars to say some racist, transphobic shit
>>738347315>he believes this bullshit
what do you mean its another remake
>>738347321We've gotten the same starting point 3 goddamn times now, with Zero selling the worst of them allClearly this isn't bringing in a new audience either
Why would you make fox cool and sick looking in the movie and then give us this? Do these retards not know what continuity is?
>>738344357when you learn that Assault started as a multiplayer only game, and the only reason it has a story at all is that it didn't get as good a reception at E3 as they wanted, things start making a lot more senseeven rushed as it was, it tried to do something new, and its my favorite of the series for thatwonder how long we'll have to wait for the NEXT Lylat Wars game after this one?
>>738347321F-Zero being ignored has nothing to do with new ideas and everything to do with Nintendo being whiny pissbabies over Sega doing their own franchise better than them. Star Fox would be getting the same treatment if Miyamoto was even 10% less autistic.
I like the new designs. Was weirded out at first, but they quickly grew on me. I'm glad they didn't just copy the movie's design
>>738347486No but see this time it's different, cause Fox was in the movie!!!
>KRYSTALFAGS IN SHAMBLES Yiff in hell furfags
>>738346439Too much work. New president outright said as much and that they’re looking to phase out directs entirely. Likely will get one next month, but it very well can be their last
>>738347009Foxxxxx that's one of oursssssss~(He just ate his sixty seventh McNugget)
>>738344223https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GLsvSmHeuHo
>>738347509I love assault and don't get the hate. Sure it's not SF64-2 but it's fun and cool and Star Fox does new shit
>>738347558i'm just glad they are burying duckface fox
>>738342536>>738343429>>738344902Focus, F.
they're so fucking ugly man
>>738347579They dodged a bullet actually
>>738347148thats what i thought of kek
>>738347627These remind me of StarCraft mini screen faces.
>>738347582He never said such a thing. Why lie like a retard?Switch 2 getting another exclusive got under your skin that much?
>>738347171reminder that the latest most successful IP from nintendo was Splatoon from the fucking Wii U nothing else caight Arms was a failure
>>738347627Did they make Pigma first and run out of time for the rest?
>>738344662I already learned from Adavnce wars remake. They should leave my favorite games dead
>there actually IS a new starfox game>but it's yet another sf64 rehash, this time with more cut scenes and detective pikachu art directionI see we are caught in the darkstalkers cycle where the company continues to try and sell the exact same fucking game for decades on end, each time pinky swearing that if this time is sells "well enough" they'll consider making something new.Is there a groundhog character in this franchise we missed?
>>738347632this, they should be happy
>>738347678>I don’t look into what people say, ergo it never happened
>>738347676I also thought of that, definitely a big StarCraft influence, they also remind me of how Fox looked on the SNES box art.
why can't they merge Star Fox and F-Zero into a single game?
>>738347632meth, not even once.
>redo starfox 64 >in the style of fucking fan gamesI am actually impressed with how retarded they treat this series with each new fangame.
>>738347632I'm not a furry BUT...if there's any Kattfags out there seeing this, I'm praying for them
>>738346163WHO THE FUCK IS THAT
>>738347627how does this shit get greenlighted by multiple people and made by an entire team of people
>>738341930kek they literally waited until market close today before they dropped this
Nintendo will hit the point of no return when Sakurai retires/dies. For all his faults with Smash, he just made Air Riders a straight sequel with features fans have been asking for. The in-house EPDs would never do that.
I don't mind them remaking star fox 64, but I just know it's gonna be $70
>>738347627Lmao they look like space truck drivers
>>738347479technically speaking it's more like the 5th, since 64 is a retelling of star fox, zero is a retelling of 64, 3ds is a remaster of 64, and now we're got a remake of 64. what a mess
>>738347627Andrew actually looks decent.
Do they release DLC with new stuff to do? I'm saddened by this news. Why is everyone and everything uglier.
>>738347763Event Horizon looks like shit, but you can at least tell they love the series and characters
>30 years of Star Fox>25 of those years have been dedicated to Star Fox 64 exclusivelyInsulting to say the least.
>>738346394>Smash 6 with these designs for the Star Fox characters, nu DK, movie Peach, Wario sounding like Strong Bad, and no actual gameplay improvements
>>738347632God I fucking love butterfaces so much. I hope there's new porn where she looks just like this but with a sexy ass body.
Would
>only other Star Fox game they show is adventuresLmao even Nintendo doesn't care about ass-ault
>>738347774This was definitely a Koizumi idea. The guy is the one to do weird shit at nintendo
why don't they release games like this and an F-Zero game on the playstation? These games aren't system sellers and can raise brand awareness and brand synergy by putting it on other consoles
>>738347558While the 3D design of the actual character is shit in the movie, they started the direct showing the 2D backstory and it looked fucking sick. I was hoping for that.
>>738347897did they give him nick wilde proportions? wtf
Fucking YES a new Star Fox game, finally!Pre-ordered that shit straight away.
Why does it feel like voice acting’s gotten worse i the 3 decades since the original?
>>738347791Air Riders is indeed an incredible treasure from the old guard.
honestly feels like something they made quickly to cash in on the movie
They all look like they belong in pic related
>>738347842No, just a new multiplayer mode and challenges for the missions but its all stuff people were doing anyways on 64.>>738347802It's going to be $80
>>738342168Oh god, kill it with fire.
>>738341930I unironically fuck with the new art style heavy. It's so ugly and uncanny it circles around to being charming, kinda like the SNES puppets. The VA is dogshit tho. Bit of an issue when one of the selling points is "look! new cinematic cutscenes!"
>>738341930It's always nice to watch furries suffer but this might be too much. Nah! HAHA you deserve it!
>>738347897I think the thing that makes this so fucking weird is the fact that he has real fox legs with a human chest and arms
>>738342536and he's the best looking one lol
>>738347627>Pigma and Andrew actually look goodSo what the fuck happened with everyone else?
>>738347934>newI have some bad news for you anon
>>738347579>no ugly realistic krystal>get the starfox adventure game re-released for the GC virtual consoledodge a bullet more than anythingand a new generation of people will find out about her and hopefully make more porn of her
>>738347897
>>738347940They definitely started making it when the decision to include Star Fox in the movie was finalized, it was rather obvious that he was in there to promote the brand to children more than anything.
>>738347627Pigma is pure sex. Fox and Peppy are fine. Falco is ugly. The rest are meh.
>>738347632It's so funny because you can literally imagine how they got to this design>they probably made her pink originally>"isn't it bad that the only female character is just pink and meant to be sexy? change that">just remove the colour pink outside of around her eyes so she just looks like she's on fucking meth, she's a mercenary so what the fuck ever
>>738347962i cant be the only one that feels like va's across just about everything have gotten significantly fucking worse over the last decade, right? how hard is it to just scoop up some theatre kids or hobbyists or something? honestly now
>>738347872And yet it'll still shit up 90% of the catalog for the next five years and you'll be called every name in the book if you don't buy and praise the $100 character selection screen (+$50 DLC) that's barely a game anymore.
maybe Miyu and Faye were lucky to avoid this...
>>738347274f-zero at least would've made sense, same tracks with improved visuals and can experiment with whatever dogshit engine they are testing at the moment.
>>738347897I wouldve fucked with it more if they went a similar route like how they did with yoshi and went straight puppets for cinematics. Hate the VA though, it couldve been better
>>738347872GAY, SUPER GAY BROTHER BABIES.SUPER GAY BABY BROTHERS, BABY BRAWL
>>738347627Peppy, Pigma, and Andrew look fine.Leon, Wolf, and Fox are debatable, though probably lean more towards being bad than good.Falco has been murdered.Slippy is the only one I'm unsure of.
>>738347935It's something to do with Nintendo's direction or not doing many takes. Sometimes when the same voice actor is in a Nintendo game as another one, the acting is still worse than the Nintendo one. Honestly, sometimes even within the same game. I thought Revali was the best VA in BOTW, but he does the Deku Tree too and it sounds like shit. They probably rushed the Deku Tree.
>>738347627The nicest things I can say is Leon looks passable and the voicework for everyone is pretty good.Still not buying 64 for the fourth time, kek.
>>738348045Fox sucks. Looks like THIS WILL BE STAR FOX IN 2017
>Another SNES/64 remake>Shitty redesigns>Recasted the characters againWhy
>>738347897Any furfag that says this shouldn't be allowed near any farms, zoos, or animal shelters
LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>738348163He's fine. He could be worse.
>>738347802Apparently in Japan it's 30~ digital and 40~ Physical, so I Imagine it'd be 40 digital 50 physical in the states
>>738348045Fox and Wolf should be fatter so their proportions look better and I can navel fuck them both.
>>738341930>Could've had an Ace Combat/Assault style game>More on rails shitIt really is suffering to be a Star Fox fan, I don't mind the more realistic visuals in some aspects here but the character designs look like SHIT.
Considering this game is nearly 30 years old, is this the developers showing that we've all collectively aged and are ugly now? Is that why Krystal was spared because she doesn't want people seeing her saggy matted and borderline hairless titties?
>>738347627They don’t look that bad just the shiny frog and the blatant reskin between the star wolf and fox
>>738348193Stop making Diane threads and Ill care.
>>738348264Now this is how you design a fox
>>738347897>gay furry with zero standards is fine with thismemes and porn, as the pokemon kids say.
>>738345882>thread about anthro characters>people go crazy over anime girl but horse ears
>>738347872crazy how you can actually call switch era nintendo "golden age" at this pointwhat a massive fall off from a generation to another
>Even with the insane KAAAAANTOOOOOOO obsession there have only been two remakes of Pokemon gen 1>Star Fox is now on Star Fox 64 #4 (actually Starfox 1 #6)Imagine having less diginity than fucking GAMEFREAK of all companies
>>738347627>Wraith awaiting launch orders
>>738348340You guys wanna fuck Krystal, the ugliest thing Ive ever seen. You have no standards.
>>738348361Odyssey might be Nintendo's best game but Wii is hands down their Golden Age even if most of their games fucking stunk
https://x.com/Wario64/status/2052154086565265454Confirmed not a full price release, at least in Japan. Likely $30 - $40 here, maybe $50
>>738348356welcome to modern 4chan
>>738348361>what a massive fall off from a generation to anotherThe Switch 2 has only just began, how the fuck can you call it a massive fall off already? Just because DK and the Star Fox crew got new designs you don't like?
at least f-zero died with grace
>>738348381eh 4 if you count the gold/silver and the remakes
>>738348430>TOTK not worth 80 dollarsAll this tells me is that NuStarFox64 will be worth like 15 bucks tops
>>738347632https://files.catbox.moe/o2zpqv.wav
>>738348381If you count the Kanto region itself being remade, there's actually 5 versionsRed/Blue/YellowGold/Silver/CrystalFireRed/LeafGreenHeartGold/SoulSilverLet's Go Pikachu/EeveeAnd that's if you don't count Yellow and Crystal themselves as further versions. And if you really fucking want to be pedantic, Pokopia would count as a Kanto reuse too.
>>738348423>You guys wanna fuck Krystal, the ugliest thing Ive ever seen
>>738347774Zero market testing and Japan is a culture of ass kissing.
>never getting a game with Krystal again>she'll always just be the rookie pilot and not the team's ground combat expert I SWEAR I SAW THAT I JUST CAN'T REMEMBER WHEREpain>>738348504not really, not unless you count gen 2 as remakes of 1, and even then kanto is notably different between the two
BOXART
>>738348145James also looks good.Falco and Slippy are so fucking bad though holy shit
>>738348453F-Zero 99 was good thobeit
>>738348423>YOUR WAIFU IS SHIT SHIIIITget new material
>>738348430I think japanese prices are still 1usd-100yen, so 5000 jpy will be 50 bucks. They did not bump the prices with the yen drop. It's a shame because this is the kind of game that needs the 30-40 dollar pricetag.
>>738348656giwtwm
>>738348669Falco isn't grumpy enough, man, Fox looks so weird
It's called Star Fox 64 because they'll remake it 64 times
>>738348740>admitting the garbage can is your waifuOof.
>>738347627Why is everything so dark?
>>738341930gotta capitalize on the movie that just exposed the character to gen alpha for the first time.maybe this will get a real sequel... probably not tho
>>738348669>>738348776fox is fine but what the FUCK did they do to my boy falco?!
>>738348504>>738348580Having Kanto be playable a remake does not make. At least they included new elements that have become standard for each generation moving forward.It's more like Sonic using Green Hill over and over in Pokemon's case
>>738348669"key art"
>>738348361The SNES will always be Nintendo's golden age, the DS is silver and the GameCube is bronze. Switch 1 isn't even in the discussion and Switch 2 is a pathetic joke. The Wii U and 3DS are the last good consoles they'll ever release.
https://x.com/Wario64/status/2052165289547108846Preorders are now up, it is in fact, $50 digitally, likely to be 60 physical
>>738348778Their "not this shit again" facial expressions are very appropriate for this cash grab.
>>738347632WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS?HOW DO YOU FUCK UP ANTHROS? DID THEY ACTUALLY HIRE THE LOMBAX TITTY BITCH?
>>738348264thats fine
>>738348669>>738348862I think this proves that designs work in theory, its just that the in-game models are dog shit.I can't defend Katt though
>Star Fox is fucking back with a whole new look
>>738348448not having basic aesthetic sense is a bad thing, yes. and there's barely anything of worth. bonanza is literally the only game they released so far for the thing, everything else is some friendslop people played for a week and dropped.
>>738349057>in theoryTheyre all fucking ugly right there. Are you guys on fucking crack or something? Fox doesn't even look like a Fox, he looks like a fucking orange dog
>>738348984Of course filthy gaijins have to pay 20 more bucks than the nips lmao
>>738348448lot of redflags like duskborne and elden ring cant run fine in shitch 2
>>738349186He DOES look like a fox, too much like a fox, that's the problem
>>738348784nope my wife is fay.Next post will surely get someone anon, i believe in you.
>>738349182>bonanza is literally the only game they released so far for the thingYes, if you set arbitrary goals then it only has one game. Fucking dipshit.
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>>738349096imagine fzero captain falcon with that suit
>>738349340I disagree, he looks more like an orange German sheperd
This is like if Mario suddenly looked like this next gameGod this is STUPID
>>738346562The Switch remakes of the Famicom Detective Club games kept the smoking that was in the originals, so it's not entirely unprecedented.
It's $60 physical / $50 digital. Holy human shit, it is over $40/30 copers.
>>738349576Worse, it'd be like Mario looked like that after debuting with a mostly normal design in a film
>>738349658+tax+tip+EBAGLEEN PLICING
>>738349340He looks like a freak, don't make him stubby with a human upper body. Looks like a fucking dwarf.
>>738346458>a true star fox 64 has never been tried before
>>738349576all that matters is if they ruined Krystal or not
>>738349576>this summer>realistic uncanny mario jumps on realistic uncanny yoshi>"let's go"
>>738349576Say what you want but no one is taking that Italian niggas (crack) princess
>>738346565It's great they won't be doing the Wii U gimmicks that killed Zero.But man. Why is it so hard to just get a simple, NEW game out of this so-called franchise?Star Fox 64 is good. But they keep retreading it.Even Zero was a re-imagining of 64. With worse bosses and gimmicky filler missions.Let us blow stuff up on different planets and/or another solar system or something.
>>738348669I'm a literal furry that masturbates to anthro and bestiality and I say with confidence this looks like absolute garbage, it looks like star fox as microsoft would remake itits baffling because in the movie they showed a beautiful cell shaded star fox that loooked fantastic and then they shadow drop this garbage
>Still this scared of a character from over 25 years ago
>>738349921that's pretty much how a fox would be if they were bipedal and had shoulders
>>738350392He shouldn't have a human torso, arms, and hands then
>>738350354I'm glad Krystal hasn't been around because it shows these new games are shit on their own merits. They don't get this crutch.
>all top comments on the direct video are negativeMaybe there is hope? Star fox is more niche than Metroid at this point, surely they can't piss off the old fans of a dying franchise
>>738350452the difference is just having shoulders and arms instead of hind legs but the proportions otherwise match
>>738349921Huh? This is the design people are hating on? Starfox has always had this weird balance between realistic and goofy. This looks fine.
>>738349576Hackamoto is probably busy remaking Mario 64 with this exact model as we speak.
Mike West must be the most cucked VA ever>Get replaced in Adventures by a brit who worked at the company that developed it>Don't come back for Assault after the brit didn't come back >Come back for the remake of 64 on the 3DS>Finally voice the character in Smash>Continued to be Fox in Zero>Re-did all his lines in Ultimate>Voice him again in Starlink, surely that must mean he's now the defacto Fox VA>A celeb voices Fox, no biggie>Get replaced in Star Fox 64 Redux Electric Realistic Boogaloo>Smash will probably replace him too
