AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
nintendo is dead
>literally just a Star Fox 64 remakeBOOOORING
>>738342737>implying that's not the only thing star fox "fans" have ever wanted
>>738342545Literally who is the target audience for this artstyle? 40 year old furries?
Ai SLLLLLOOOOOOOOOPPPPPAAAAAAAAA
they had a fucking design that people liked in the movie lol
Oh my shit, this time could have been spent making Star Fox Zero playable.
starfox 64 is actually perfect to the point where a remake is incredibly fucking stupid.
>>738342545tendies are shittin and fartin over this KEKAROOO
>>738342824Well I hope they enjoy their third SF64 remake.
>ANOTHER SF64 REMAKE [LITERALLY THE THIRD TIME]>PROBABLY $100 BUCKS
>>738342545don't worry, they'll still buy it
>>738342545AHAAAAAAAALOOK AT THE TOP OF HIS HEADAHAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>738342545I can't believe I'm saying this but the DSLs Starfox from the movie is better.
Why do people even like Star Fox? They're just C-tier rail shooters. There are so many better games in the genre.
ayo fox watch it with the cheeseburgers
>>738342545Oh no he's hot!
>>738343087Because star fox 64 is a special game and there's nothing like it, this isn't nostalgia either I never owned an n64 and I emulated it like 8 years ago.>>738343223Am I the only one that sees big chungus?
Why does the game look like it was made for the Wii?
DLSS5 ON
>>738342956>original>3DS remake>>Switch 2 remakewhat's the second remake you refer to? not a starfox fan
BASED
>>738343381Zero
LOOK AT HIS LEGS /V/
>>738343087do a barrel roll faggot
krystalchads vindicated once again
>>738342545How many times are they going to remake star fox? This is obsession at this point>>738342737>>738342937>>738342956Funny enough 64 was a reboot of starfox snes like all but 3 games in the series are fucking remakes
>>738343381Zero for Wii U was literally another remake of 64.
>>738343446LOOK AT THIS DUDE
So it’s just a Star Fox 64 remake with somehow even worse voice acting?
>>738343446imagine this model in the next smash bros
>>738342545Nintendo really does not have a fucking clue what they want to do with starfox huh?
>>738342545SEXO
>>738343272he looks like theres a weird mushroom shaped skull under there and he's wearing a mask
>>738343573Yes.
>another shitty remake>with terrible new redesigns>the gayest tracking shit I've ever seen>blatant furfag panderingWhat the actual fuck is Nintendo doing?
>>738343506Is it really that hard to come up with a new plot? It’s not like Andross is even an iconic villain
sakurai please put these designs in the next smash bros it'll be so funny
>>738343223Fox Mcbigmac
>>738343620>it’s just a Toad in a fursuit
>>738343223that's just what he looks like in the winter dude
>>738342545This series is just suffering a sustained humiliation ritual for thirty years.
>>738342545So, this is what they've been shilling the fox over Rosalina in the Mario Galaxy movie for?
It's the Sonic syndromeThey had a few original but divisive or outright disliked installments, so in response they go overboard in trying to recapture the oldschool vibe repeatedlyAlso, when I looked at the thumbnails at a glance I thought they maybe tried to make the characters look like the promotional puppets from the SNES game but now I'm disappointed
>>738342545>take anime character>regress it to dogshit photorealistic style>????>profit?
That's the reason he was in the Mario Galaxy movie it was a marketing stunt for this.
Weird that they went for hyper realism but didn't give him vertical pupils.
>>738343446I DON'T FEEL SO GOOD
>>738343446>>738343223>>738342545Well, maybe their next attempt at this series 10 years from now will be good.
>>738343697It somehow manages to be both safe and boring and completely betray every creative decision of the original game. It’s almost impressive actually.
>>738342545kind of looks like the original snes box art.
>>738343223Check the G-... *huff*... Diffuser System *pant*
Why do they keep remaking lylat wars? Are they that afraid to make a game with Krystal?
>>738343446OH NONONO
Watch the reason for their more realistic look be so they can fit into the Metroid universe better for that eventual crossover.Watch Prime 5 be set in a close or even the same system where Venom is located.
>>738342545>remakes the same fucking game for the 2nd time in a row, 4th time totalThis fucking franchise has more remakes than new games now, wtf are they thinkingWhy couldn't they just make a James McCloud prequel, or actually advance the goddamn story?
>>738344030I see the resemblance, but it looks worse than the box art.
>>738343446>JIGGLY-
>>738343706Nintendo just can't seem to escape 64's shadow and they're quick to hit the reboot button.I think Star Fox Assault is the only game where Andross has zero presence, Command did have a different faction that was a consequence of Andross (The Anglars)
>>738342737>>738343506Until starfox gets a game as dogshit as Skyward SwordThen theyll change it and everyone will cry its not starfox even tho REAL OG Zelda is nothing Like OoT and OoT is the fake ass dogshit formula
>>738344030Is your name Dhalsim? Because that's a hell of a stretch
>>738343583Nope. They never have, and they never will. 64 was a fluke. Starfox is stuck in a groundhog day scenario, forever being relegated to reboots/remakes in the style of 64.
>>738343446So they’re retconning the whole leg amputation thing now?
>>738343446i mean it's a bird. the fuck were you expecting
>>738343087i mean its not like theres that many optionsin terms of (good)) non light-gun rail shooters theres:panzer dragoon 1/zwei/ortagamera 2000sin and punishment 1/2rezpanorama cottonand thats it64 is just as good as them imo
>>738343446Holy fuck this is ugly
>>738342545>port/remakeslop>disgusting character redesigns>marvelslopHAHAHAHAHAHAHA this really is shitch poo humiliation era
>there's an active movement to replace the old good stuff you loved with new soulless stuffyou can't make me believe otherwise
>>738344110Quite literally the only 'presence' Andross has in Assault is the first mission where you help the Cornerian army wipe out the left overs of his army and Andrew gets Aparoided. They should take a queue.
>these might be the new models used for smashgod no
>>738343446This can’t fucking be real.
This game is literally Sonic 06
>>738344030It doesn't. Those puppets have characterization. The new animal faces are soulless.
>>738343223is that why they cut off his legs?
>>738343087Mogs the fuck out of Borderlands uprising... Er... Kid Icarus uprising>>738344136>Now
If anything, this killed the "NINTENDO HIRE THIS MAN" meme. This is what that is in practice.
Is this going to sell? Will people pay full price for a 2-3 hour rail shooter in 2026?
>>738344030If they actually went with this art direction, it would be kino
All they had to do was copy the movie design
>>738344052they're afraid of creating even more coomers
I think this is flop worthy. Not sure if it will flop, but it should.
>>738342545desu the designes looked better when in motion, still images look iffy though
>>738343446Focus, F!
>>738343223>>738343272>>738343763>>738343841>>738343997>>738344043>>738344249That's James, Fox's father, you stupid zoomers.
>>738342958and you can pirate i... oh wait.
>>738342545I'm not autistic, a tranny or a furry, why is OP laughing so hard at this?
>>738342545>10 Years later for the same game again
Why are we remaking this game AGAIN
It's like the fanart by one of the GoW artists, but worse.
>>738342545>this will be star fox in 2015no seriously why the fuck did nintendo take the realistic route with this what the fuck are they smoking
>>738344030who looks and this and says "yeah thats good, lets fully redesign them to look like these weird uncanny freaks"what the fuck was wrong with the cartoonish style before?
Times like this make me glad they never tried making another F-Zero
This is so fucking weird. When I pulled up the stream I thought this was some fucking troll showing footage of the event horizons fan game
>>738344203hideous, he looks like an inbred shiba inu
>>738344271i'll buy it but i've never played star fox beforereplaying missions on multiple difficulties for objective completion and multiplayer matchmaking alone should be atleast 20h
>>738344279Everyone would eat it up, they had one jobbravo tendo
>>738342897He looked like a FAT chode in the movie.
>>738342545Someone do slippy but just give him a peps face.
>>738344030All the had to do is design them off the puppets and this would have been a legendary game
I think it’s time we pulled grandpa off life support
>>738344290Nintendo will shit this slop out and it will sell like shit and they will use it as justification to not make another Star Fox game for a decade and go back to making Mario and Zelda for eternity
They hired that man
i thought nintendos games used to be made with polish, if they were perfect why do they need a remake?
>>738344314the fur makes it look like he has a fat neck, that's the "joke"
>>738342545Looks fine to me. I've never played Star Fox, just Smash.
So they look more like animals. Why is that an issue? Assuming you are not a furry of course.
>>738344345>>738344363hivemind
>>738344198someone once said nintendo is just a couple years behind sony, and we're finally seeing itnintendo has already adopted woke garbage and is actively ruining everythingwait until the ocarina of time remake reveal lol
The legs are bad but that tiny ass beak is criminal
>>738342545>>738343223>>738343446>>738343620Ain’t no way this is real
>>738344242Sonic 06 wasn't a remake.
>>738344380this looks so cool and not retarded at all like Metroid Prime 4
IT'S ANOTHER FUCKING REMAKE>IT'S ANOTHER FUCKING REMAKEIT'S ANOTHER FUCKING REMAKE>IT'S ANOTHER FUCKING REMAKEIT'S ANOTHER FUCKING REMAKE>IT'S ANOTHER FUCKING REMAKEIT'S ANOTHER FUCKING REMAKE>IT'S ANOTHER FUCKING REMAKEIT'S ANOTHER FUCKING REMAKE>IT'S ANOTHER FUCKING REMAKEIT'S ANOTHER FUCKING REMAKE>IT'S ANOTHER FUCKING REMAKEBECAUSE MIYAMOTO IS SOOOOO FUCKING SMART RIGHT!? "OH, WE DO NOTTU CREATU GAMUZU UNRESS ZEY HAVE SOMEZING INNOVA-" YOU FUCKING REMADE THE SAME FUCKING GAME 4 GODDAMN TIMES OVERTHIRTYFUCKINGYEARSTHIRTYFUCKINGYEARSAND YOU STUPID FUCKING CREATIVELY BANKRUPT, EGOTISTICAL, RETARDED, SOULLESS, HOLLYWOOD SELLOUT, WANNABE JEW, EUROWORSHIPPING WESTABOO FUCKFAGGOT KEEP THE RULES FOR EVERYONE BUT YOUR FUCKING SELFWHERE THE FUCK IS FZERO'S NEW GAME YOU SPINDLY ASSHOLENO KID ICARUS UPRISING 2POKEMON IS STILL IN SHAMBLESOH, BUT WE HAVE ANOTHER FUCKING RENDITION OF NEW SUPER MARIO BROS ON THE DS BUT THIS TIME EVERYONE'S A FAT FUCKING ELEPHANTFUCK NINTENDO AND FUCK THIS GODDAMN FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT COMPANYFUCK
>>738344279kill yourself
>Star Fox 64 remake with a new artstyle>Rumors were mentioning an Ocarina of Time remakeBros... what will it look like?
Got June 25th booked off already AND the missus is gonna be out with the bull! Oh. Heck. YES.
But remember, F-Zero is eternally dead because they have "no new ideas" for it!
>>738344417No.
Holy shit they actually did this just to dab on Nate lmaoooo
>>738344447that is fucking grim
>>738344328Because Miyamoto has been holding his L over Adventures for 20+ years
>>738344371Remember when Nintendo said they ran out of ideas for F-Zero so they never made a new one and they have remade star fox 64 like 8 times?
>>738344380Is this AI?
>>738344419If this is what they're releasing, then they should just shelve SF permanently. Now I'm thanking God that F-Zero isn't around in the modern age.
anthropomorphic characters actually looking a little freaky is 100% fine by mewhat I can't understand is why the fuck is it yet another remake
>>738342545Don't care. I'm still buying a Switch 2.
>>738344484SNOY.
>>738344260Only killed it if the game doesn't sell and they get the memo that the graphics are a reason. I'm betting most normalfags think this look amazing and it's so cool how realistic it is that it sells a lot, especially since it's not like the Switch 2 has many games
>>738344484Starfox 64ever lol
STAR FOX IF HE REALTHIS WILL BE STAR FOX IN 2013
Why don't modern games have any sense of aesthetics? StarFox 1 is ancient, but it still has a true feeling of unique style, personality, and soul for every second you're playing
>>738344447God damn I thought they wanted the furry audience
>>738342545looks like an rts unit portrait
>>738342545furfags went crazy over THIS???
>>738344518probably
>>738343446falco talonjob
Good thing they ignored the movie design.
>>738344345>>738344363mindhive
>>738344286Please sit on my face Krystal.
>>738342545>Another fucking retelling of the Lylat Wars
>>738342545>>738343223>>738343446Blame the number of porn people had been making with the Star Fox Adventures designs for over a decade. Maybe it's also a DK situation since Rare worked on that game and they want to distance from their character designs.
>>738344484'fraid so.
>>738344518yeah I found it on /wsg/ a month or two back
>>738342737>just a Star Fox 64 remakeYep.. same levels and same secrets it looked like. also now the character voices are TERRIBLE.Why can they not find good voice actors for games now? seriously wtf?Fox in N64 sounds legit as fuck, he sounds like a dumbass clown in this remake.
>>738344565games are made to be realistic now, and real life fucking SUCKS
Is Andross voiced by Yong Yea?
>>738344417Yeah, it’s time. Miyamoto has been holding back this company’s games for a while now. But this is the last straw. It’s like they want to lose money with the Switch 2.
IT'S THE FOURTH FUCKING TIME THEY REMAKE THE ORIGINAL STAR FOX GAME
>>738344612>Lylat WarsNo eurotrash allowed
>>738342545I'm so sad. Star Fox is the only tendie franchise I care about next to punch out. We get SF64 AGAIN and some of the fucking ugliest character models and soulless voice acting imaginable. We will never get the space opera ham voice acting again
>>738342545I'm fucking disappointed, it looks like those fan made Unreal Engine remakes like that Modern Mario "Focus, M!" parody. I don't care about story being a remake, but the level layout being the same again is so lazy. This is so cursed.
What are theese chuck e cheese looking designs why not make em like in the mario movie??? Looks hideous
they fucking ruined them
can't they just make an Ace Combat/Tie-fighter/Freespace rip off?
It's like they're modeled on the puppets.
>>738342545>Star Fox 1’s story with a new gimmick for umpteenth timeMotherfuckers, Star Fox Assault 2. How many times do you need to fucking hear it?
>>73834465064 had bad but charming voice acting. Nobody will be quoting this game a day after it releases much less decades later.
>all the seething furfagsI dig it, reminds me of fantastic mr fox and isn’t just your generic furry look
>>738344447Jesus Christ, good thing Krystal didn't show up or it'd be over for Krystalfags
>>738342545Fox, what does the scouta say about /v/'s reaction?
>>738342545>No KrystalTHANK FUCK!
>>738342545Looks just like my dog.
>>738344761there's Event Horizon for that
I wanna see her in this art style
>>738343462I wonder how her VA Estelle feels about this…
He loves it
>>738344778My bigger issue is it being SF64 again, which means I won't buy it.
>>738342737No FUCKING way. Why is this franchise so cursed?
>>738344490kek
>>738344823you really don't
>>738343697Nintendo has been shit for a while + starfox in particular has always been the franchise they don't give a single fuck about and thus the one they experiment the most with. Literally all of the starfox games have been a gamble, it doesn't have mandates like mario and it doesn't have an obssesive dude with his own studio making it cohesive like smash or kirby, this is also the reason why fox was chosen as THE feature in the galaxy movie and others like samus and olimar were split second cameos, because starfox is whatever the fuck you want.
So, what kind of artstyle did people want? Smash Ultimate designs? If they copied the Fox from the movie, people would bitch about it like Peach.
SOVLhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6oC0SW8i6k8
>>738344823And give her realistic fox boobs too
>>738344650Also to add, Fox's attitude in the remake is way off, Fox wasn't a showoff or cocky personality, he was serious and badass without trying to be.
>>738344827she'll go meditate or something
>>738344878Well probably something closer to Adventure or Assault I would guess.
>>738342545FUCK NINTENDO!!!!
>>738344736where did you get this webm of me
holy fuck slippy looks straight out of a fucking nightmare
Don’t care.Still buying a Switch 2.
>>738344816I'm hoping it doesn't get C&D'd.
>>738344345>the kids love AI, right?
I‘m pretty sure the designs are based on the puppets from SF1 or whatever but dude I’m just upset that it’s another remake. It doesn’t even look good, it looks like a UE5 game. We already got a 64 remake on 3DS and it wasn’t as good as the original but it the point is that, why are we remaking it again? Like an actual remake. fuck this series.
>>738344823If you feed some reference images from the direct, you could probably get a reasonable AI version.
>>738344878No one would bitch about it looking like the movie version
>>738344778>reminds me of fantastic mr foxHad the same thought as soon as I saw him.
>>738343223God its so fucking bad
Save us…
>>738343982t-thats t-t-too scary!!!!
The hating is so forced lmao
>>738344328>Miyamoto loves saying Fox McCloud is based off of him>Its the franchise with the most Ls in the whole company>The only people who like Fox are autistic furries or smash playersShiggy is malding, plain and simple
>>738342956>They'll do this but not make another F-Zero>Or even just remake GX or hell even X
>>738342897looked like a hungry bottom furry in the movie, looks like a badass animal warrior in the video game
>>738344778>>738345001the fantastic mr fox characters are cute and animated at a low framerate. this is completely different.
>>738344874>mandatesPost discarded
>>738343087smash bros and porn64 had multiple routes and outcomes but you're correct lmao
>>738345059Do you even want them to touch F-Zero now?
what do you guys mean they look great
>>738344447I refuse to believe
>>738343446TENDIES DEFEND THIS SHIT
>>738344973>based on the puppetsgr8 cope
>>738343223Fox McDouble
>online matchmaking>AND furries btfoI’ll take 20
>>738345037lol how anyone can not hate Star Fox 64 rehash #50 is beyond me
>>738344765I wish, the puppets look fun.
>>738345021
>>738345062Nothing about the game design looks badass
>>738344484The hate is so FORCED doe! SHUT UP AND LOVE IT NOW!
>>738344447If they redesign Krystal there might unironically be fucking terrorist attacks. She's the QUEEN of all furfags, they wouldn't take this shit likely.
thank FUCK i won't have to see them get ruined
Pigma the ugly bastard somehow benefits the most from this artstyle
>>738344765If they were they'd look better
>>738342545Small group of fags whine and cry about wanting a SF64 remake, get it whine and cry about getting a remake never ever listen to Starfox 64 fans they are as bad as Sonic fans.
>>738344152>i mean it's a bird. the fuck were you expectingA good design
Why did Nintendo do a straight port of an N64 game with no additional features? And does anyone know if they’ll delete the second half of the direct since it contains false information?
>>738344030Almost as if it’s a sort of Remake? Retelling? Reimagining?I think Star Fox is cursed at this point, it cannot evolve and move forward.
>>738345003
SHUT UP FAGGOTSI JUST WANT A FURRY GIRLFRIENDI WANT TO BURY MY FACE IN KRYSTAL'S MASSIVE TITSFUCK
>>738345145Because it's a NITNENDO SHITCH EXCLUSIVE game so the cultists have to LOVE IT
>>738344778Honestly I wish they made the designs look more like the puppets from the original game. That would've been cool.
Why cant they do anything but 64 again? It can't be that hard to come up with something original in a series about furries in fighter jets
>Command (see: doodoo)>wait ten (10) years>64 remake>wait another decade>64 remake
>IT'S CHEAPWE WON
>>738343534>>738343445Zero is a retelling/reimagining. All the levels and gimmicks are different.
>>738344030That looks way better though
>>738345059You got F-Zero 99
>>738344878Nothing, /v/ is pure retardism so anything will be rejected by our resident retards. Also the movie is just a retread of the same design so it would be lame in a game (and ignoring the movies in the games, the better).
>>738343446AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-
>>738345120>furries btfoanon i don't know if you know this but furries are actually liking the designs, none that i know are talking bad about it
>>738345209You don't want a girlfriend, you want an ego sponge
OH NO NO NOFURFAGS ON SUICIDE WATCH
>>738343223Fat Fuck
>>738342545
what the fuck happened that furshitters are welcome here now
>>738343997Unironically it'll be another attempt at remaking 64
>>738345173That would be funny to be honest with you
>>738345102Sorry you're so starved for games you have to lash out whenever Nintendo makes one
>>738344778Its another fucking retelling of Star Fox 1 as a tech demo, whats this man's obsession with this fucking game?
I have fond memories of couch playing this game with my friends. I'll be doing it with my kids now. I'm probably the only one on /v/ happy with this news.
>>738345306Star Fox looks like shit
>>738344447Holy fucking shit, if Krystal was in this game some furfags would probably kill themselves.
>>738345223The puppets were a great blend of cartoon style and realismStar Fox (2026) is leaning too hard into realism which is kinda gay
>>738342856Nintendo was so buck broken by the porn they redesigned all characters in a way nobody would want to fuck them
>>738345252I mean that's what passes as a remake nowadays.
>>738345204see they look fine here, but with the SHITtch 2's horrendous resolution they look appalling
You know how I know you faggots are just pretending to hate this? Because not a single one of you has mentioned this atrocity.
>>738344878Literally anything but “Nintendo hire this man” style
>>738345186I am so fucking tired of remakes of classic games. These old games are fucking masterpieces that withstood the test of time. They literally do not need remakes.I am so fucking pissed. I just want one game franchise I like to get a new fucking game and not some shitty cash grab remake that remakes the original.
Looks like this meme aged like a fine wine
>>738345223I mean... isn't that basically what they're going for?
>>738345097I don't know what the cuss everyone is getting crazy over, I guess it's just /v/ being its usual self.
>>738345204They look good here, thanks to the lighting. Wonder why they put them into absolutely miserable sludge lighting in the game.
>>738342545NINTENDO
>>738345183pigma balls
fuck my star chud life
>>738345395I do think this may be the worst iteration of the arwing.
>>738345361
Falco got done so dirty
>>738343223BRAVO MIYAMOTO
Not a single Star Fox "fan" will ever articulate what they want from the franchise that isn't just 64.
>Remake of Zero which is a remake of 64 which a remake of SNESIs Star Fox Nintendo's most mishandled IP?
>>738345059honestly? i prefer it this wayf-zero died at its peak with gx and it's how it should be, because i just know they'll screw up if they touch the franchise again
>>738342958It will 100% bomb and the franchise will die for another decade unless the rumored adventure title is close to finished
>>738345230Japs are incapable of changing up a formula once it’s started. Mario always has to fight Bowser, Link always has to fight Ganon, Goku always wins via a new power-up, the mainline Pokemon gmae formula hasn’t changed since 1996, etc.
>Movie has the best designs ever, great voices, top-notch 2D sequence>Game looks like a cheap fan mod, is the FIFTH fucking retelling of the Lylat warsI genuinely have no clue what kind of monkey paw or genie wish was made for this franchise
>>738345470>Not a single Star Fox "fan" will ever articulate what they want from the franchise that isn't just 64.and i am SO excited about this game. Crazy.
>>738345083Literally proven to ve true in the files.>>738344681>>738344419I am surprised they even tried again, after Zero
LOL
>>738342545he looks a bit better in this render
>>738345197It's not the fault of the series. It's nintendo's autism same way we haven't gotten a new F-Zero because ninty refuses to just make a sequel for the hell of it without innovating in some way except when they just pump out samey sequels which is different somehow
>>738343446It ain't Falco
>>738343446Wait are the characters barefoot now? Based.
>>738344447is she looks like she lives in a trailer park and smokes 2 packs a day
the online looks great at leastand it looks it'll be priced like rhythm heaven, so why not.
This franchise is dying for a third time, isn't it
>>738345451It would be fine if it didn't have this weird dark chasm on its nose.
>>738345470People have been articulating what they'd want from a star fox for years you dumb retard. In this very thread even.
Going from this >>738344279To this >>738342545 is straight up fucking whiplash bros…
>>738345536Where yo chin at nigga
>>738342545Looks immediately "off". Why change the design?
>>738345456keep crying
>>738344256>Mogs the fuck out of Borderlands uprising... Er... Kid Icarus uprisingKekk!!!!So glad 4chan hate that gameFUKC SHitakurai!!!Worser then Xneofagotfuicks balaiud!!!!
>>738342545Nintendo went full DLSS5
>>738345534EWWWWW
>>738345470People want 64 but bigger, not 64 but worse
>>738343223>>738343446>>738344447Okay, this game has officially won the award for worst art direction of any Nintendo game. Genuinely what are they doing?
>>738345093I don’t really know how to answer that.I think F-Zero occupies the same weird “IP we begrudgingly acknowledge sometimes because westerners like it” space as Metroid which means they would probably just dump it on some random studio and call it a day. And while that worked out great before I don’t trust modern Sega to deliver on something as good as GX ever again.On the extremely unlikely off chance Ninty decided to actually develop it in-house I think it could be good, but I don’t think that is in the cards.
>>738345470>>738345520How about a starfox game that plays like starfoxWith new planets new routes, replay value, and maybe some fun multiplayer?So like 1, 2, 64, assault and... Thats it?
>>738344874>it doesn't have an obssesive dude with his own studio making it cohesive like smash or kirbyOutside of Air Ride and its sequel, Sakurai hasn't been involved with Kirby in a major capacity since Nightmare in Dream LandThe guy obsessed with deep lore is the director of the Kirby franchise now
>>738343087Furries, even Dylan Cuthbert acknowledged this and straight up said if star fox featured humans it would have long since been forgotten like mach rider, star tropics and panel de pon.
>>738345470Star Fox 64 but with different levels. That’s all I ask for.
>>738344113Zelda 1 has more in common with OOT than totk/botw
>>738345534Why did they make the cat girl uglyThey did this to own cat girl enjoyersI will remember this Nintendo
>>738345560>and it looks it'll be priced like rhythm heaven, so why not.Don't jinx it anon
>>738344286Please step on me and smoother me in your boobs so I don’t have to see this cursed reimagining.
>>738345496They perfected the formula with 64 and that fucked with Nintendo hard
>>738345335Miyamoto's that one kind of autist who hates sharing>Buried Star Fox 2 despite it being basically finished>Regrets jamming Fox into Dinosaur Planet>Weirdly ambivalent towards Assault>Most people know Fox and Falco via Smash >Sakurai almost made the best Starfox game ever before Shiggy got cold feet and that's how we got Kid Icarus Uprising
>>738345230Part of me wonders if it's an unironic story thing because this series technically has three continuities:>Original>64>ZeroAnd since Zero presumably didn't do that well, they rebooting it again.
>>738342545I have an idea, huge open world levels with all-range mode.
nobody's mentioned the dialogue yet? it sounds like that fucking aaa mario video
>>738345580And they got it with Adventure, command and Assault. Look at that, they didn't like or buy them. >Those dont count!Shut up, you had your chance and blew it.
I hope you don't mind since every post here is trash, I need to fart.*BRRRRRAAAAPPPPPPP*Damn, that feels so good.
>>738344256>Mogs the fuck out of Borderlands uprising... Er... Kid Icarus uprisingLolz least we channers can agree on that many.Shittendo need to stop makeing anime tranime shitgames...
IF THIS GAME FLOPS AGAIN THEN YOU NIGGERS BETTER SHUT THE FUCK UP ABOUT 64 FOREVERNO MORE REMAKESNO MORE "OH BUT IF THEY WERE *ACTUALLY* FAITHFUL"NO NOTHINGYOU BETTER FUCKING BUY THIS ONE, OR SHUT THE FUCK UP FOREVER
"Focus M" wasn't supposed to be serious, Nintendo
>>73834547064 2. You know how Zelda Oracle of Ages and Oracle of Seasons were just the same game except not at all? That's the bare minimum.
>>738342545Its AI slop! Nobody look at it!
>>738345762why the FUCK would I buy this?
>>738345610>DLSS5Tendies were making fun of that shit, now its happening to them
>>738345263They seem pretty mad in this thread.
>>738345470I literally liked every game but Command and Zero.Just make a NEW game that's not command and I'll be happy.
>>738345784Focus, F.
>>738343223At least the porn will be funny.
Is Star Fox the TORtanics of 2026? Everyone of 4chan hate it..?
>>738345470people want 64 2. not 64 two more times
>>738344271It's 40 dollars
>>738342545I am officially over Nintendo and never getting a Switch 2.Shitty soulless company now.
>>738345840TORTanic is dead, like this entire site
>>738345762Sorry, I shan't be buying unless the multiplayer is good.
>>738345335It's 64, retard.
>>738345518>is the FIFTH fucking retelling of the Lylat warsFifth? SNES, 64, Zero... are you counting the 3DS port?I do agree it's insane how this series can only tell one story though.
>>738345840I love star fox but I want this shit to fail.
>>738345762Nobody asked for a 64 remake. That's like the one thing Star Fox fans specifically say they don't want.
>>738345762I don't even have a switch 2fuck you
>>738345762No ones said they want a remake of 64.
They would've been better off using the puppet design from the original cover art
>>738342545>>738345448
>>738345874What you mean? We are the resistence force against the modern Faggotendo???
>>738345824In other words, you like Star Fox 64
>>738345585kek
Would probably have looked better if they just hired a furry artist, even if keeping to a realistic style.
>>738345484>adventure titlePerhaps the single second they showed of Adventures in this Direct was a clue.
>>73834593864fags ONLY ever want 64This is on YOU
>>738343223Well I majorly win since I am a huge bellyfag lover and love Fox and Wolf weight gain stuff. That aside, for fuck sake nintendo STOP REMAKING 64 YOU DISNEYWANNABE FAGGOTS!>>738343446That fuckin' ain't Falco.
FURCHADS WONNED
>hey epstein, I’m on your side!
The only positives I have to say about this is are>online multiplayer looks fun>the new arwing designs are very nice, though the arwing looks awesome in every incarnation except for adventure>pigma looks good
>>738345646this games multiplayer looks fun. It's also a modern title so we can expect nintendo to expand upon it in some ways.
>>738345762I never asked for another N64 remake, the 3DS port was exactly what I wanted and I still have it.
>>738345956You are a fag, simply as that. Maybe the rope is good for you.
being seriousthe franchise is done after this sells like shit, right?Theres no way its going to sell well after the amount of hate its getting rn
>>738345762Who the fuck actually wanted a remake of 64 instead of a new game?
>64 again but we made all the characters fucking ugly
>>738344198This is not some conspiracy. Just capital being out of selling you anything physical so they resell you your childhood.
>>738346024you said the same thing after the wii u game
>>738345562Looks like another trip to the mortuary
>>738344447>>738345534jesus christ
Why do they keep making him so fucking hot?
>>738345967nigger if i wanted a remake of 64 i would not have replied to you saying i do not want a remake of 64.
>Movie design angry Peach>Wokey Kong>Unreal engine fan project shitpost Star FoxWhy the fuck is Furakawa-era Nintendo obsessed with making their characters as hideous as possible?
>>738344447more like Batt
>>738345967I literally didn't buy Zero because i heard it was just a worse retelling of 64 with less stages.
>>738346041You faggots? 64fags literally only want 64 again. So this is what you retards get because Miyamoto is on your side.
>>738345762Anon, lets talk like adults here.Do you really expecta 2026 videogame to have as much replay value, content and fun shit to do as an n64 game?Let alone have more planets, routes or even multiplayer maps.Have all the bare minimum content the og release had?
>>738346024ThisThe whole internet is against itThis is next tortanic
>>738344286Why? They spend money. And it's not like there's actually a foolproof way to make sure people don't get weird and horny over your IP. It's still gonna happen.
>>738345051>smash players>not autistic furriesLiterally just a full circle in the venn diagram.
I can already see the future
>>738343223This looks really fake
>>738345762no one asked for another 64 remakewe wanted a sequel
>>738345097Haha exactly.
I kinda like the realistic look they went for though he is a bit of a chonker. Why is everybody so mad?
>>738342545....so who are the devs?
>>738346024As long as Miyamoto lives, Star Fox will never truly die.
>>738346145What a retard
>>738344447SEX SEX SEXXXXXXXXX
Why'd they make the characters look less fuckable?They looked best in Assault though the clothing could've used work. Except for Krystal's suit of course.
>>738346008No one did except a vocal loud minority that won't shut up about any new game not being like Starfox 64 shit you not look up any thread that brings up Starfox or when a new title was releasing and you always have that one fag "but muh SF64"
Pissing off and turning away furfags is objectively based.
wait a second that artstyle...https://store.steampowered.com/app/1364390/Animaze_by_FaceRig/i knew it looked familiar
>>738346106We told yall Nintendo would enter this wokest era after promoted of tranime stuff...
>>738346169I wanna see a fatfuck edit of it
>>738346024>being serious>the franchise is done after this sells like shit, right?I dunno, the fact that they just remade the same game they remade last decade makes me think they are just going to remake this game every 10 years whether people buy it or not.
Nintendo is dead
>yet another 64 remakeI take it back. Put the IP back in the grave. Oh my fucking god. >>738343982Or a spacesuit. I always hated that nobody ever wears a damn spacesuit, and now it's especially annoying with this photorealism thing.
>>738346229kek yeah its totally made by them
>>738345173>redesign krystalPerhaps we will get some mockup art soon.
>>738346183You got several sequels and didn't buy them
They really should have kept the comms voice compression. It doesn't sound right without it.
>>738346024It's 40 dollars, 35 dollars digitally. it's not going to flop. This is the Switch Era Nintendo.
>>738346154I don't think it'll do Zero levels, I really have no fucking idea because that game flopped horrifically bad, but I do expect this to only outsell it by maybe 200k more.
>>738345260Way too many folks sleeping on this in 2026
Peppy looks okayFalco is hideous mainly because of the actual bird legsSlippy's eyes feel too big, maybe if some of the white was covered up it would feel alrightIf we didn't just have the Mario movie design for Fox I would think he looks fine, he looks better when in the cockpit compared to the cutscenes they were showing offWolf looks okayPigma looks fineLeon actually looks good? Andrew looks fineKind of weird how my initial reaction on seeing the Star Fox team was that it looks gross but the Star Wolf team seems alright. I think the cutscenes were all just shit angles.
So what was the point of the movie redesigns? Movie DK, at controversial as it is at least has market parity with Bananza.
It seems fine except for the fucking voice acting holy shit that's bad.
I can't stop laughing, why is that?When Bethesda rapes my other favorite game, Fallout, I get very angry but for some reason I just cackle like a hyena each time Nintendo digs up Starfox or F-Zero.
I can't be the only one who thought the trailer was fake AI slop when I first watched it, literally speaking?
Best Fox design coming through.
>>738344302Retard
JUSTFOX
>>738344514Mario Kart, the answer is Mario Kart.
https://www.nintendo.com/jp/nintendo-direct/20260507/index.htmlJapanese site has a look at Andross plus the Star Wolf introduction cutscene I'd post pics if I could
Damn, /v/ is being retarded as always.
>>738344528You still haven't bought it all this time?
>>738346204Looks like Platinum to me
>>738342937It's technically the FOURTH REMAKE, if you consider SF64 a remake of Star Fox 2.>SF2>SF64>SF64 3D>SF0>Star Fox
>>738346201>I kinda like the realistic lookSeconding, feels like better use of the polygons than just shining up a cartoon style in higher detail.
>>738346229Good find
>>738344447OH Katt, honey no. What did they do to you? >>738345173Krystal wasn't in 64, so she won't be in this. >>738345179Right?
>>738342545>Starfox 64>Starfox 64 3D>Starfox 64 S2
>>738344878If they really wanted to reel in the zoomers and alphaggots then they should've gone for an overtly kemono look like Little Tail Bronx's. Nearly all of them draw that way now instead of the Balto face clown puke of yesteryear. Ain't none of those broccoli heads want this 80s sci-fi con grandpa shit.
>>738343223>Pigma, can you hold off on the friendly fire--oh, it's just you, Fox!
nintenbros I don't feel so good... when the fuck is shigeru miyamoto getting fired?
>>738346346Iconic
So they basically saw A Fox In Space and said "all right, bet."
So why do they deny the robot legs? They were very clearly robot legs and it was cool lore.
>>738342545BASED! BASED! BASED! I GOT MY PRE-ORDER READY!
Why not have Star Fox go the mecha route instead of just fighters?
>>738346336There's so much to hate about Nintendo's modern business practices that them making an inevtiable trainwreck of a game feels like karma
>>738346364Noone care, we waging wars against this game make the next TORtanic
>remake of 64 flops>wait a decade>remake 64 again
>>738346241>>738346024Sticker star had 2 sequels
>NINTENDO HIRE THAT MA-Wait they actually hired him?
It is fucking INSANE to think that this series has more remakes than original titles.
There’s Amiibo Support I guess…
>>738346432KEK
>>738346197Honestly I think a stop motion puppet aesthetic could work well
>>738346363They made a sequel to kirby airride thats just the gamecube game with dlc
>>738345960Real life looks way better than this shit my nigga
>>738343446Why are they all so fat
>old game>but look bad!
>>738346418>Krystal wasn't in 64, so she won't be in this. Paid dlc
>>738346465Color Splash at least had fun writing
At least the multiplayer looked fun.Do we know the price?
MIYAMOTO
>>738346476>Showing the amiibos with better designs next to the new onesGod make it stop
????????????????
>>738346381Sf 64 is in no way a remake of 2
>>738346106I get the impression Nintendo is going through some kind of identity crisis and trying to reinvent itself, I’m not sure if it’s because Miyamoto is going senile in his advanced age or what.Just wait and see how weird Zelda as a series is going to get after the live action movie comes out.
>>738346346Perfect fox
>Star Fox Command came out in 2006>Star Fox Zero came out in 2016>Star Fox 64 Remake #2 comes out in 2026see you in 2036... when we'll get a real new game, heh...
>>738346460Look at this fag, the only TORtanic is this site's fate.
>>738346364>PROMOTIONS
>>738346327>Hate movie DK's design>They end up using it for a game>Like movie Fox's design>They don't use it for the next game at allThey just hate me, that's what this is about.
>>738346346Is there any other series where the main character's best design isn't even from it's own series?
>>738346552watch some guy manage to put that vtuber gimmick into obs
>>738346487I agree and I don't get why they haven't done it yet. That original SNES box art has a great visual style. It's RIGHT THERE.
>>738344827she'll have a breakdown for a minute and then keep reposting softcore porn
>>738346569All you need to do is make Star Fox suceed ONCE. Then you'll get a new game.
>>738342545Nintendo fans will buy it anyway, they'll kick & scream on their way to the bank to withdraw $80 or whatever the fuck Nintendo charges them these days.
>>738344732I wanted a new star fox game since forever but I see now that with modern nintendo its always a monkeys paw wish, what I dont get is how air riders turned out fine and this looks so bad if HAL is heavily involved too
do you have the gamer neck?
>>738346314It's genuinely the best of the 99 games, pure racing kinoF-Zero lends itself perfectly to having a million people on the track, given that it's always had way more than most racing games.
>>738346346Why can't they do it like this
>>738346447They were never meant to be amputatedIt was just a fanon observation Animal legs and pseudo anthro proportions are gross but I *get* the thought processIf Falco has feet, what do they look like underneath his boots?
>>738345953KEK
>>738346106>All Miyamoto slopHuh...
>>738345534It’s Ugly Sonic all over again…
>>738346346fvark hes so cool
>>738346461That's literally what Disney is doing to Star Wars.
>>738342545>>738343223>>738343446it has never been more over than it is right now
>>738342545You just don't get it, every single game needs to have hyper-realism now, that's the future. Doesn't look realistic? not a real game design
Just get one of those jap furry artists.
>>738346629It's $40 but SF64 is a 1 hour long game.
this is all because you faggots jerked off to krystal porn
>>738346552Koizumi didn't deserve this.
>>738342545PEAK
They straight up removed parts
>>738342545>64 which was a reimagining of the first game for the FOURTH FUCKING TIME>WITH WESTERN SENSIBILITIESSomeone give cyanide to Miyamoto already. The man's lost it.
>>738346693At least Star Wars has Andor and decades worth of EU material
>>738346578damn they actually leaned into making him look more scary
>Physical version in japan: 40 bucks.Leaving aside the designs, its clear this game has the same level of production values than MKW, maybe even more from the cutscenes alone.so why selling it way cheaper than the norm? did nintendo finally got around the tariffs and finally can sell their games at fair prices? how about also sell the older games cheap too?
>>738346716>he thinks krystalfags are the 64fagslol lmao
>>738346473The Seven Samurai of vidya
tfw you don't own a switch 2
>>738345097This is different.
>>738346381>if you consider SF64 a remake of Star Fox 2are you fucking retardedZero at least has some SF2 content, which was nice.
Thread is moving so fast people won't notice I am a furfag
>>738346773You know they'll never use the latter, ever.
>>738346201wait foxes actually have catlike pupils? why have I never seen this in any furry art??
>>738346201The design is growing on me like a curse. I kinda don't want to admit it.
>>738344878brawl fox is literally perfection
>>738346736This is the main reason I don't understand why they keep remaking 64, they clearly don't have the energy to actually do it on modern hardware.
>>738346796It's a remake, metroi prime was 40 bucks too.
>>738346716You think these designs will stop me?
>>738346796Because Starfox 64 is like a 2 hour long game Maybe +40 minutes for the new cutscenes
>>738346336because their handling of those franchises is so comically retarded it's like they're doing it on purpose
>>738346024>Theres no way its going to sell well after the amount of hate its getting rnYou forget that diehard nintendo fans enjoy eating slops and never speaking with their wallet. This will sell millions within a week.
>>738346819air riders was fun at least…haha….
>>738345938>>738345762I think Nintendo hears "Why dont you make a game like 64?!" from fans, and take it literally. Fans really mean "Why don't you make a rail shooter game without control gimmicks!"
>>738346645>tfw
>>738344302That ain't James.
James isn't dead. He's alive and living like the Mysterious Stranger as Fox's guardian. You fucking play as him in Command. How is a ghost Arwing going to shoot ghost lasers and kill people? The only James appearance he actually wasn't there for when the Aparoids were posing as him just like
>>738346736What's missing? Sector X is below that label
>>738344447.....yeah you can tell this was made by Western devs who DIDN'T want people to make porn out of their designs Not even a furry or a weebI'd honestly prefer her looking like Princess Carolyn over removing feminity
>>738346819KEK
>>738346346This is the only Fox design after 64 that looked right
I don't mind the aesthetic but I've always disliked the voice they give the crew in the english version of the game where as in japanese Fox and Falco sound like much more serious character. Every time they do a remake I wish they'd bring the English Fox more in line with that impression as opposed to sticking with the sorta plucky teen hero thing.
>>73834688964fags have tanked this franchise and they won't even support it
>>738346243This nigga has implants? Lol yeah it's been over.
>It's another remake of the first star fox gameHow many times have they tried this?
>>738346736The meteors are still there, I guess Sector X happens depending on your progress?
>>738346796The yen is in the toilet.
>>738342545The characters look great, what are people bitching about?
>>738346831
>>738344113They did, it was called Star Fox 0 and nobody liked it.
>>738346831You're in a starfox thread, of course you're a furfag.
>>738346796>its clear this game has the same level of production values than MKWYou're a retard that doesn't know anything
>>738344878Melee Fox is too stylized and animalisticBrawl/4/Ult Fox are all the best representations of him even counting his own games
>>738346796It's because it's shit anon. They literally said outright that they price their games based off how good they are. They see this game as horrible dogshit not worth 80 buckaroos. It unironcally should tell you not to buy this because not even the company that made it has any faith in it.
>>738346736>LESS content than a 90 minute long N64 gameAnybody with Nintendo shares right now needs to short sell, the company is deader than Sega by this point
>>738346229ah haaaa I knew I saw that style somewhere before, no fucking wonder the vtube shit was included in the game, but I didn't believe they'd actually hire them for this LOL
Remember that shitch2 is flopping: recent reports confirm
If you're still sucking on Nintendo's tits after this, you are a fucking retard.
I think the designs will grow on me over time but it's a shame they decided to try and be "different" instead of just going for a safer design based on the movie or the little cartoon segment from the movie
I think i'm ready to apologize.
Thank god they aren't remaking the best Star Fox gamehttps://youtu.be/dWtJplgXe6I?si=syJLdNFYKupkw5ZJ
>>738346819
THE BEATINGS WILL CONTINUE
>>738346924Those big blue titties are for Fox and Fox alone.
>>738346496It's different and niche enough that they allowed it.F-Zero's comparatively fucked, enjoy the unavoidable Big Blue DLC.
this is what gamers wantnintendo betrayed the gamers
>>738344994He looks like a wimp faggot in the movie, literal furry bait for weirdos
>>738346578Ok he looks cool
>>738347016This 4chan is united front against SHITCH2TANIC
>>738347021I'd go further.
>>738346982>Always thought Peppy was the 60 year old wise veteranFucking CHINKS
>>738346831I'm not a furfag, but some of you perverts make some hot shit.
>>738346618Literally not MY job. They have to make a good product at a good price point that justifies getting it over alternatives. Usually I don't say this stuff because it devalues games as art, but think about this:>Star Fox 64 is included with Switch Online, and even if it wasn't, you can emulate it on literally anything nowadays + it has a native PC port>Star Fox 64 3D is cheaper pre-owned and even if it wasn't, modding a 3DS is easy as fuckSo what's the point of this for me? If you say "I'm not the target audience", you're right. This is a game for gen alpha, who's never touched a Star Fox in their life, to get inducted into the series after Fox's role in the movie.
>>738346796If it's an accurate remake, it's essentially just an arcade game experience you can clear in one sitting.>But branching paths!I know what I said.
I thought we were getting James bonus missions or something, but then the cinematic just went on lmao
>>738344447This game looks disgustingFuck Nutendo
>>738346229>ATÉ A PRÓXIMAAAAAAAAAA...
>>738346314I played the hell out of this for months (and those first couple weeks with threads about it were magical), but I already have everything unlocked and haven't touched it in a while.
>>738347108Sauce?
>>738347003AHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAA EAT SHITTT FAGGENDO
>>738347108>love furry porn>hate furfagsguess that makes me a hmofag
>>738347073beans...
>>738346645>The virgin fox
>>738345667>Says this when OoT literally introduced proto koroks, proto shrines, proto open world, proto breakable weapons, burning shields and more
>>738347021it was never bad, just the crying star fox 64 fans being loud, same goes with star fox assault.
>>738347083It's fitting the best looking characters are the Simians I think it's the proportions really fucking people upImagine this Fox and Falco moving like they do in Smash Bros
>>738347105Nah I hated this game. I'd apologize to Adventures and Assault, not Command. Would I apologize to 64 3D? Yeah, it was a launch year game that was probably easy to make.
>>738346736I don't see anything missing. Sector X is hidden behind that graphic
>>738346839furries r dumb
>>738347039Wasn't this one of the first games to use a real orchestra for its soundtrack?
IT WAS RIGHT THERE MAN
>>738347003All Switch 2 needs is a new Pokemon game and it'll sell systems, which is over a year away. Even Pokopia gave the console a sales bump.
W O L FOLF
>>738346796There's a reason Zero was so padded. An accurate 64 game is super short. Even Nintendo fans would complain about a modern retail price game being that light on content.
>>738347021>>738347039For a second I thought they were going to announce Assault/Adventures for the online service. Foolish of me for not realizing I wanted my 5th Starfox 64 remake.
>>738347068Not true from all the Krystal games I played in my browser back in the days. She really loves BIG CROC COCK
>thought they wouldn't remake star fox 64 again because it already had a 3ds remake and zero was a partial retread as is>they're doing it again>this means that the Ocarina of Time remake rumor has grounds since Nintendo is willing to just do this shit from the ground up yet again
>>738342545Looks like it will be cheap, $40.Might get it but man, Switch 2 first party output has been extremely mediocre.
>>738346047If that were all it is, there would be no reason to actively make things worse.
>>738347230>>738345667Not to mention that it introduced all of that while dumbing down the formula from>Explore, by trial and error and experimentation to gather knowledge to proceedTo>Follow this linear ass moviegame
>>738347003Imagine giving a fuck about what investors want. Do you want AI as well?
>>738347356Kill yourself, nigger.
>nintendo has nothing for a year and comes out of nowhere with this nightmare fuel
>>738347328somehow... facerig has returned
>>738346819WAITCHADS AND NO BUYCHADS STAY WINNING
>>738347267All stages are present, anon probably just got confused because some of them have been moved closer to Solar.
>>738347356>Give Krystal less revealing, out of character clothes just to make her sluttierI'm so confused.
>>738344484Yeah Nintendo needs to die.
>>738347283If you were an 8 year old who wanted to play Star Fox after seeing this movie and saw the new Switch 2 remake of an N64 game how would you feel?
>>738345840/v/ hates it because it can't emulate it, as usual.
>>738346351I know you are.
>>738346024tendies buy literally shit with nintendo logo
>>738347496this shittendo need to diethankfully shitch2 is flopping hardly>>738347003
>>738344484It's called Star Fox 64 because they're going to remake it 64 times>prease understand>raughs
>>738346796>so why selling it way cheaper than the norm?because unlike world- it's a remake- people are not interested about it>inb4 people weren't interested in mkwafter seeing how kart 8 was, mkw had potentialwhat kind of potential can you expect from another starfox 64 remake?
Crackpot theory time:I'm implying the original 12 of Smash 64 are getting atleast one new game on the Switch 2.
>>738346324>Kind of weird how my initial reaction on seeing the Star Fox team was that it looks gross but the Star Wolf team seems alright. I think the cutscenes were all just shit angles.holy shit the star wolf team completely fucking mogs the heroes
PREDICT REVIEW SCORES
>>738347375What else does Nintendo even have on the horizon for this year? Splatoon?
>>738347375>implying Nintendo would price anything switch 2 related under 60
>>738347584Those would all be a given besides F-Zero and EarthboundThough I guess remakes aren't off the table
>>738346839not always, just like cats.
>>738347186The issue has always been retarded naming.To compare it to anime no one that faps to hentai thinks they are an anime except the mos autistic spergs.People hear furry and think fursuits but when hearing anime they don't think kigumus. No one sane is gonna want to be in one of these things or have sex with it but you do jerk off to the character well drawn or rendered just fine.
>>738347584That's not how game development works dumbass
>>738347584we are NOT getting a new Mother or F-Zero outside Smash
>>738345173Gadgetfags took fat jew cock up the ass without resistance though
>>738344878I think anime/cartoonish art styles is the only way to make furrygames
>>738347584With obligatory Nintendo movie tie-ins so they can build up to the Super Smash Bros Movie in 2036It's gonna be Marvel Endgame capeshit type shit
>>738344279Full realism is much better than a carton design but realistic elements arbitrarily
RAPE MIYAMOTO
>>738342545Y'know they could've just ported Zero to switch and it would've been received better than this. What the hell happened to the designs
>>738347556Never forgot Labo, Cardboard with the Nintendo logo
>>738345173The fucking Vivziepop furry overtook her
>>738346024The series will unironically be dead when Miyamoto kicks the bucket. Enjoy our 64 fourth remake firthy gaijin
>>738347584Mansion 2 got a switch port recentlyEarthbound is a dead franchiseKirby got that star dlcHyrule Warriors Tears of my assLol
>>738346796>so why selling it way cheaper than the norm?As much as I love SF64, it's a short arcade-like experience that you can beat in under an hour. No one wants a $70-80 game that short in today's market
HELP I'M DYING
>>738347775
>>738346982>Sex: menWhat did they mean by this
>>738344823Nah Krystal dodged a bullet leave her out of this cursed mess.
>>738345247I'm honestly fucking done, nintendo will never make a good star fox game, let alone one that takes advantage of current technology
>>738347584>Mother>NewYou'll get a modern day remake of the franchise like they did with Famicom Detective Club, Trace Memory, & Advance Wars.
>>738347152https://e621.net/p/3ddq7
>>738347854That's what you deserve, hothead!
>>738346324Tbh, they look... passable? I just wish everything these days wasn't written by people with soft hands. I liked the stoic focused Fox, and not the quippy lameness we get with most modern animation studios.
>>738347826If she gets redesigned for "modern sensibilities" they'll need the 9/11 of damage control to prevent actual violence
I just want a game that feels otherworldly and mindbending like the 1st game. Not ugly Indian uncanny valley slop.
>>738344878Anything from 64 until and including the movie would be fine.
>>738347903bro is not terminalmontage
>The last new Starfox game is nearly old enough to drink now. Why even put him in the Mario movie if this is what they think of him?
>>738344302its literally not you retard
>>738347903Sorry, Z. I'm bummed out too.
>Star Fox 64: RTX onSwitch 2 library is absolutely grim
>>738347428crazy how similar it looks lmao
>>738347840I wouldn't say Mother/Earthbound moreso its finished, Itoi wanted to make a trilogy and he made his trilogy
>>7383476067-8 if it's $40, 6 if it's $60-80
>>738347731Gadgetfags are Russians who are mostly on the frontlines at this point so they are definitely resisting
>>738345840Gameplay wise it looks goodThe character designs are trash, but i don't mindI never played Star Fix 64So theoretically the game is for me
>>738347987LMAO
>>738345285I miss when devs didn't fall for the realism meme, look at him, no black lips, no whiskers, expressive cartoony eyes, human nails, beautiful
>All the krystal threads are being deleted why do they hate her so much?
>>738348054I'm so happy I didn't waste money on a switch 2, lmao.
>>738347584>Expecting anything Earthbound-related in 199X + 2Xngmi
>>738346324Fox looks, fat, Peppy is ok, Falco got JUSTED, Slippy looks weird, Wolf looks kinda fat too then all the rest of Starwolf look good
>>738346324Monkey characters really look the best in this art style. It has the same problems with movie slop with one frame looking fine and other looking ugly as fuck.
>>738347918I dont think they'll touch Mother until Itoi is dead or bankrupt
>>738348047Zario Zros?
>>738345059GX was the first GameCube game to come to NSO but I understand wanting a physical remake for which people can actually support the series.
>>738342824Can we get some new goodam levels though?
>>738345953my sides are gone
furries ITT be like WTF I CANT FUCK THAT
>>738346796On rail shooters are less valued in the eyes of gamers Nintendo knows it
>>738348202Given how these recent games are, consider yourselves lucky
Even the UI looks so soulless. It must take effort to make something this fugly.
>>738345953top zozzle
>>738347132Darius II was rad
>>738345179They all dodged bullets along with Krystal
>>738346535Even this shitpost renders from one of the ME devs is better than whatever they showed today.
>>738344447poor katt she looks like a fucking crackhead
>>738348285Not me thoughbeit.
>>738348392what devs
>>738348132She's a dangerous predator that ruins gamers for life.
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>>738347987https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j7PXC9n1ruw
Why does this even existI don't think they even wanted to make this game they wanted an excuse to use the face rigging tech
>>738348285Forreal, I'm actually enjoying the seethe. Imagine being romantically attached to a fucking cartoon lmao
>>738344496just be grateful they haven't desecrated F-Zero like they are doing with SF64
>>738348147Are there not that many prominent frog/toad characters in video games? Off the top of my head I can only think of Frog from Chrono Trigger, Slippy, and the Fleaswallow from Parappa. That could be a part of why Slippy seems weird, just not much exposure to that species in games.
>>738344447this is great, we need more ugly crackhead characters in videogames
>>738347885You heard them.
>>738348132No one hates video games more than janjan.
>>738342545Oh god I just smash might use these deaigns foe the next one (if it ever happens that is)
>>738348694nigga what?
>>738348614that might be part of it, unless you play niche ass games there arent a lot of frog dudes in games and even then they tend to emphasise the frog morealso i ironically have a complaint with Pigma and thats he looks too good, dude looks like the leader of a biker gang and not a sleazeball that would backstab people for a quick buck
>>738346578Just imagine how terrifying this will look in this new game.
>>738344514That was just because it would look bad if they said F-Zero keeps selling worse with each game. Star Fox hasn't been a top seller for a long time either but it's also one of Miyamoto's pet projects.
>>738343446nigga It's a bird, what did you expect?
>>738347105Thank you, overhated game. I enjoyed playing this game for it's gameplay loop and for the fact can play as other characters with how they have different stats and or capabilities. If people dislike the other endings completely valid as some of them were absolute garbage, but it did have some good endings that could have been used as an entry to the next game.But yeah let's all clap for yet another remake like a bunch of seals because Nintendo.
>>738348132try making a thread with ANY sonic girl in the OP for a laugh
>>738348694Falco gets banned from tournaments because the opponents kill themselves by seeing him
>>738348904they all have hunchbacks and their necks are the size of their headsunironically pigma was the best looking character and the most expressive of them all
I aint paying 40 bucks for a game I 100%'d in a single rent back in the day. >BUT ADJUSTED FOR INFLATION-3.99 in 1997 is still like eight bucks today.
>>738344447Hotter than 64 cat desu
>>738343223fox chungus...
>>738346736Is the gameplay loop gonna be worth the asking price?
>>738346839horses, goats, and sheep all have horizontal pupils but you would be hard pressed to find 1 in 100 artists who draw that
>>738348810ESL-kun is worried that the next Smash game will feature these new designs
>>738348654moar
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vmn9asN-8AE
>>738348132>>738348654she is too powerful of a cum extractor
box art
>>738348810If we ever get another smash game they might use these designs
>>738349073kill yourself
>>738348879How will they butcher this design? No way it stays like that.
Damn this thread hit bump limit fast as fuck.
>>738348940After midnight Amy gets a janny pass, you didn't hear that one from me.
>>738348879yep this design will benefit most from the creepy realistic style
I saw foxes twice in my suburb. Magical.
>>738346875Typical zoomer who can't into replay value, I played sf64 for 100+ hours, even had high scores recorded in vhs
>>738347021Imagine having a problem with it in the first place, you were never a true fan with an open mind.
>>738349024But anon, (YOU)'ll be paying 60 bucks more because of gaijin tax. Nips get the game for 40.
>>738344994I WOULD
>>738347073My mouth is watering…
>>738343697...isn't this the opposite of furfag pandering? they look ugly as hell
>>738344484thirty years is pretty crazy
>>738349394He's answering someone asking why it's cheap, not saying why they aren't gonna buy it.
>>738349394Sorry you grew up in a favela and had to squeeze every drop of entertainment from the one game your parents could afford that year.For white people though we expect more than 2 hours of gameplay for the price.
>>738349496>>738349251
>>738349381I live in a small neighborhood near some woods so sometimes you hear a woman screaming to death but it's just the foxes sitting in the back
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>>738349381I saw one getting chased by two huge turkeys once.
>>738349068What?>>738349172Honestly should've just said it like this in the first place
>>738346845This and Wii U Fox McCloud is the most beautiful and sexiest one. <3 <3 <3
>>738347775Retire Miyamoto
>>738349728He'll die before retiring. Iwata left us too early...
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