LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOO HOLY SHIT
>>738346270>40 year old fossil mad that his uncslop that came out 30 years ago looks better nowlog off gramps
>>738346270Pepe lookin ass
>>738346270Pfffftahahahahhaaa
That ain't falco.
>>738346397
TENDIES
They're on my tail. Help me, Fox!
>>738346270
>>738346270Nice to see Nintendo is finally reaching those PS3 graphics.
>>738346594Ewwwwww
>>738346508>>738346475He still got off better than Katt.
>>738346520nintendogoim went insane
>>738346270New circlejerk boys? New circlejerk.
this board is not ready for the gamechat furry vtuber pepes
>>738346270BING BING
>>738346270>YOU RIKE 64? WE RABU 64! HERES 64 FOR THE 64STH TIME
>even added face trackingyup this is for furries
>>738346270James looks great
Nintendon't seems to have become incapable of making NEW arcade-style games
>>738346270Check the studios they outsourced this shit to
>>738346508dadbod falco
>>738347201Are those supposed to be shades? they look more like grandpa glasses
>>738346594He looks like Ugly Sonic with those teeth
>>738347252isn't it the same one that did the Prime 4 cutscenes?
>>738346270>Facebook FrogFuck off.
>>738347191No, this is for normal people. Furries don't like hyper realistic animal designs.
>>738347418lmao
>>738346270before they were 50% animal 50% personNow they are 70% animal 30%person
>>738347418Oh you
Wait is it actually another 64 remake
>>738346508Robot legs confirmed?
SHITCH POO
>>738346270>ugly ass character models>HORRIBLE voice acting, like seriously what the fuck was that?>everything looks like UE5 ai-slop>No KrystalShan't be buying
CHOOSE YOUR GRIM FURSONA
>>738346475>tfw the Toby Fox Falco/Vegeta pastiche intentionally designed to be an annoying faggot nerd looks cooler than modern Falco
>>738346594I can see why they shadow dropped this Direct.
>>738347568hyper realistic krystal will be dlc
This whole thing reminds me of pic related for some reason
>>738347595nobody thinks this dogshit looks cool unless they're a rape victim
>>738347671Realistic human teeth inside an animal snout.
>>738347569>the virgin slippy vs. the chad andrew
>>738347569times you acted like a PIGMA?
>>738347394Oh god no.This timeline really is cursed.
>>738347595you wish fag
>>738346270>>738346594The eyes are what make this shit so uncanny.Not that the models are good, they're absolute shit, but if they fixed the eyes it would at least be tolerable to look at.
>Nintendo unironically hired this man after a decade of memeslmao
>>738347861>>738347569PigmaCHADS
>>738346270looks like his box art SNES design, i dont see a problem with it>>738346397its zoomers that are made that he doesnt look like a zootopia character that are screeching about it
>>738346594reminds me starcraft 2 unit portrait.
>>738347569>Everyone has animal related names>Andrew is just AndrewThis allows bothered me, why not Simeon or something monkeyish
>>738346594>troondies will cope into oblivion and defend this unironically
>>738347394There we go, now we know why it looks like shit
thread theme: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C1Y_d_Lhp60
>>738346270Serious question anyone else hope this game fails because its ugly? Even the realistic animal movie Rango did NOT make its animal characters as ugly and uncanny as this Star Fox remake. And that's another thing being another uninspired stagnant Star Fox remake is a huge buzz kill.And fans of Krystal, Fay, and Miyu are lucky they're not in this game because what they did to Katt? Did they hire shitty Americans? Its the only explanation for Katt looking so disgusting. Katt looks like a genuine drug addict living on the streets like a homeless bum.Would break my will if this becomes the best selling Star Fox game ever. God even Star Link honored the designs of the Star Fox characters better and that was done by Ubisoft of all developers.
Reminder that these guys are in charge of the designsThats why the game have facetracing
You can tell furries didn't work on this.
>>738346594FOX MCCHUD
>>738346594Fox McDonald
>it's literally just fucking Star Fox 64 again.Someone kill me. Why?
Yeah we're in a Wii u esque overconfidence era
Why remake 64? With the same exact level layouts?The game already existsIt doesn't even take creativity to make a new Starfox 64 game, it's a basic ass fucking rail shooter, AND YOU COULDN'T EVEN MAKE A NEW ONE?Why can't they make a new game?
>>738347568I don't even want Krystal to return if THIS is going to be the art direction they take for the future. Holy shit they'll ruin her worse than Command.
>>738346270>Arwing isn't on fireAI not even trying to be accurate.
>>738346270>AI generated SAARFOX
>>738348303Hell at least remix the stage layouts and add more alternate pathsGenuinely what the fuck is Nintardo smoking.
Can't let you do that, Starfox!
>>738348303This game is being made to springboard Star Fox back into relevancy. Sequels will play out in the same engine with the same artstyle. This is Star Fox now
>50 digital>60 physical
Someone needs to put Miyamoto in a retirement home
>>738346270>let's put Fox in the Mario movie to promote the new game>but then go with radical and freakishly realistic designs instead of the old ones or the ones in the moviegenius Shiggy
>>738346270feels good man
>>738348035>it's le zoomieszoomers don't even know what starfox is, you turbonigger
What was the point of these designs?
>>738348303nintendo either reheats the same exact shit or completely reinvents the wheel with zero in-between. they have no concept of a middle ground and since they have no clue what else to do with starfox we get the same shit over and over againits really tiring because they get a good formula going and absolutely refuse to just make more of it in favor of absolutely pants-on-head retarded gimmicks, or endless remakes and rereleases
>>738346270Looks adorable, what's the problem
>>738346270I think the character designs are whatever but I'm completely flabbergasted that we're getting YET ANOTHER 64 remake. I am so fucking bored of Star Fox 64.64 was a reimagining of the original SNES game! It got reimagined as Zero, reissued more directly as 64 3D and now AGAIN with this game.Fuck me, dude. Just make a 64-style game with new levels and a new story. It cannot be that fucking hard.
>>738346520But falco… the ceasefire…
It's weird because they already had a great Fox model in SMG. I can only imagine this is all on Miyamoto and his obsession with "realistic" animals.
>>738348450>Scott McCloud
JUST FUCK MY SHIT UP
>>738348049they used to just call him by his surname, which is effectively just "nephew-y" (because he's andross's nephew)
>>738348463to show us a brief window into a better universe where Miyamoto is dead
>>738348491Nintendo full into their wokeness era after promoted trannime trash starting Faggot Awakening and Borderlands uprisin... eehhh hehe Kid icarus uprisings...
>>738346475>>738346508W-what?
>>738348585>is named Katt>looks like a possum
>>738348556> I can only imagine this is all on Miyamoto and his obsession with "realistic" animals.If it gets you FREAKS CREEPS and WEIRDOS to stop drawing porn of them them I'm all for it. Thank you Miyamoto-san-sama.
>>738348049Andrew comes from AndrosAndros also means "Man" so it's ape adjacent
>>738347294yamauchi glasses
Wait a minute, did Nintendo release 3 flops in a row?>Metroid bombed>Kirby air raiders bombed>Now thisHoly fuck keep it up guys
>>738347569PIGMAkeks...
>>738348585>generic girlboss voice instead of flirty>STILL can't make her all pink because muh sexism
>>738348705same thing
>>738348585Katt? More like Crack Whore haha
>>738346508
>>738348725source??
>>738348725I like it and I'm glad they're shelving the Duck design
>>738348725he packin girth
>>738348585Is that Mike Matei?
>>738348725>there an alternate universe where we get a pc version that actually looks like thisit's not fair
>>738347569Why do they all look bored out of their minds
>>738346508HAPPY FEET
This is really the only thing that offends me
>>738346270I'm just saying it you guys let Star Fox Zero flop and it's artwork was 10 times better You don't get to complain about this
>>738348725Looks much better than in-game.
>25 years after the popularization of CGI>Corpos still don't understand that HYPER REALISM doesn't work on cute furry charactersHow come the pattern recognition never kicks in? I was told that human beings are designed to recognize patterns.
>>738348725replace the legs with human's and it's good to go
>>738346270>yfw you're not gonna buy this
>>738347418It's my second day on the internet too.
>>738348956is he ok?
>>738348463For the movie. Holy shit you are a retard if you believed they'll do this shit for the games. 4chan is dead.
>>738348713kirby raiders was ltierally one of the worstest games they made yet LMAOOOOOOO
>>738347569>I can be a fat fucking pigGoty
At least we still have 3S&BS. Better written than 99% of corpotrash from the last 2 decades.>inb4 nintendo C&Ds the author
>>738348585dying cat at the vet
>>738348882WOMBO COMBO
>>738348725We need to move straight to the porn to see if there is anything salvageable from this atrocity.
>>738348713Nintendo is pivoting into a film studio. This is all part of the plan.
I don't play star fox, is it that bad starfox bros? Is ot really another remake of 64 but with ugly designs?
>>738348713shittendo is Flops: The Company any more
>>738348725>Samus Legs ??????.jpg
>>738348713>Kirby air raiders>>738349029>Kirby raidersFix your bot.
>>738348585https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ebsnSQ0w0xo
>new multiplayer modes>new challenges/achievements>easy and harder difficulty modes>can replay levelshonestly sounds good. apart from the added cutscenes, i dont like cutscenes.
>>738349087ThisSwitch 2 confirmed to be last homeline Nintendo consoleThey gonna be a film company anymore>>738349145Go shill your Borderlands uprising some else place sakurai lolzzzzzzzzzz
>>738349098>Is ot really another remake of 64 but with ugly designs?yep
>>738347569Pigma genuinely looks good and has a funny voice, to boot. Definitely him.
>>738348918I think it can work, but you really need artists who know how to find the right sweet spot between full realism and stylization.
>>738347569Pigma unironically had more personality and a better model than the rest of the characters in this fucking trailer
>>738348883Man, they're REEEEAAAAALLLLYY scared of female characters, wonder why...
The Switch 2 is NGMI.
>>738348956JAMES NOOOOO
>>738348585Why the fuck did they turn my adorable Kat into General Grievous?
>>738349145Nintendo comfirmed to be a film company soonYou fanboy cope
>>738348883>literally turned into a crack whoreThis is why you don't do drugs, kids.
>>738349289>You fanboy copeSaar needs to shut up
>>738348585ABSOLUTELY FUCKING DISGUSTING WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON MAN
>>738349220I feel bqd for you guys kek you deserve better
>>738346594I actually like it, he looks like a burnout loser in his late 30sThat's that exact face anthromorphized onto a cartoon fox humanoid mosntrosityPortray him as a slobbish has been and it's perfect
>>738349256Switch 2 has no IzzatPlay Station 5 moggz
>give fox a redesign that'll turn a million kids into furries and throw him in a mario movie >remake 64 again but every character looks rabid
>>738349379GOLEM GET YE GONE
>>738348417>Slippy, *sniff* Slippy, how would you feel if you were out eating dinner or something and *nasal noises* out of nowhere Marth appeared and dash danced in front of you, then proceeded to grab you from 6 feet away *mouth breathes* what would you do in that situation and if you were gay?
>Snoy having a meltdown all over the board because Starfox is back and looks better than every single ps5 gameYou love to see it
>>738346270It does look good, despite the goofy ultra realistic character designs, but Starfox 64 was my favorite game as a kid and I played through it probably hundreds of times. No way I'm paying $60+ just to do it again with a fresh coat of paint. It should have been a new game in the same vein. How is that so impossible for Nintendo?
>>738348883Thats supposed to be same character lol? Not a bing bing playa or furfag but if yes then what the actual fuck is this nigga
>>738346594Nintengoyim will see this and say “oh my science Nintendo please take my money!” as he chugs down 2 liters of basedmilk with extra estrogen
>>738346508is Fox digitigrade too? did they do a big "check out these cool boots" joke in the movie only to remove their boots?
>>738348794GOLEM GET YE GONE
>>738348725Honestly not bad.
If u thought that was badReminder the next xenoblade is gonna be so much worst
>>738349542Good golem
Please tell me that the other rumored Star Fox game is "the good one"
>>738346270MAN STATUS: HIRED
Approximately three to six weeks from now we're going to get a press release about how a younger dev pitched a new SF game to Nintendo but then Miyamoto swung his dick around and said "What if we brought this 90's concept art... into real life?" and then strong-armed the team into making 64 again. I just know it.
>>738346270That's jour mama. It's (You)r mama OP but she's also a Jewish frog hence jour mama.
>>738348725Powerful Switch 2.
>>738348585Poor Katt. Girl, what HAPPENED? At least in Command she just changed breeds inexplicably, she wasn't a fucking crackhead.
>>738346508WHERE YOU ATWHERE YOU ATOHOH MY GOD
>>738349769>indian male protag>disabled boss girl female protagOmg nintendo is so dead
>>738348303They're reintroducing Star Fox. And it's not the same, it'll have online multiplayer.
>>738346270>haha that god that isn't real>...>hurry and open youtube>it is...
are there any decent star fox clones on steam?
BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>738348883She's a gang member isn't she? Maybe that's what they were going for.
>>738349769Chat is this real? Monolithsoft flopped hard omg
can we talk about the face tracking?i mean, what the fuck was that? why?
>>738346594>AHHHHH AHHHHHHH>You're looking more like your father.
I never actually got around to playing 64. Will the challenge mode and multiplayer be enough to make this the way to play it, even with the uncanny valley models, or should I just emulate the OG?
>>738348585>crack KattWell... at least I have fan art...
JUST
They did it... they hired this man...
>>738349931kek
>>738348794GOLEM HIRE THIS MAN>>738346508>>738349379
>It's literally a 1:1 remake of 64, gameplay wiseAre alphas gonna be happy spending 50 bucks on a game shorter than most of their favorite indies?
So are we in the "Japan has already fallen" state or not quite there?
>>738348815Japanese website for the game. The renders for the characters look much better than in game, but the fucking vtuber shit is jarring still. Neat to see ROB though.
>>738349941>multiplayerNigga that shit will be dead day 3 its Nintendo console after all.
>>738346594>i happily wear my burger king crown, do you?
>>738347569pigma balls
>>738348713Don't forget this one is coming this month on the 21st.
>>738349953>Meth, not even once
>>738348585bruh
>>738346270Can't wait to hear Vinny's lukewarm take on it while attempting to hide his disapointment.
Did you rike it?
>>738349854STAR FOX 64 HAS ONLINE MULTIPLAYER ON THE SWITCH THOUGH
>$50 digital
>>738348384We Resident Evil now?
>>738348585Too much catnip!
>>738350141
>>738348585
>>738350128not 3 online battle modes
>>738350008It's less about it being on a Nintendo console that would worry me, and more about it being a Star Fox game which could only sell 1000 copies worldwide.
>>738348883WAT THE FUCKC THEY DID TO MY GIRL?SHE LOOKS LIKE A CRACKHEAD NOW
>>738349979why do you think they padded it out with more cutscenes>>738350082>I mean, it's star fox. it's alright. Nothing "wrong" with it, really
>>738349134>totk>flopLol
>>738350096They better announce a new 3D Mario in the June Direct or else I'm gonna do cum tribbys to miyamoto on my Switch 2
>>738350141Shouldn't even be $30, this game is short as hell. Very replayable if you're a kid who has never played the original, but short. Anyone who has already played it before has zero reason to buy this.
>>738349997This was definitely outsourced to some jeets in cali. Looks nothing like a Jap game.
>>738346508looks exactly how he always looked but just more detail, you guys are grasping at straws
>>738350197sure does have 3 battle modes chumarwingtankon footany more wrong statements you want to make?
>>738346508why does he look like he's from fucking S&box
>>738350128NSO online play is fucking garbage
>>738348585>Krystalfags now incredibly glad she’s not in this game
>>738348883I take it back. Thank fuck this is a 64 remake, because that means Krystal won't be rendered like... whatever the hell this artstyle is.
>>738350241Considering this all but [soft] confirms the nate leaks, no new 3d mario until ‘27
>>738346508Coo-Hatch
>>738348585She looks like she asks men if they got any cigarettes.
>>738350141It is over thoughalbeit
>>738348794GOLEM GET YE GONE IN THIS THREAD
>>738346270Nobody is talking about how they didn't even bother giving this game a title
>>738346270Looks like an AI prompt
>>738348585Man this shit feels like the original Sonic movie announcement all over again. What dickhead looked at that and said "yep, gamers will love this"
>>738350330meant for>>738349854
>>738348883Bro this isn't even close to looking like the same character
>>738350347Please don't put that thought in my head of a mangy, heroin addict Krystal.
>>738350286What the fuck do you think I meant by battle modes? What an awful joke. Kill yourself.
>>738348585>Because I am a stranger who has found an even stranger war
is nintendo going to charge $70 for this shit
>>738347569ENTER
>>738349952is this AI? can't find shitit's probably the best Katt art
>>738350449different modes in which to battle in. as in, a mode where you can fly, a mode where you can scoot around in a tank, and a mode where you run aroundwhy are you being a pedantic little cunt?
>>738348725Fuck I just realized what this reminds me of. This fucking feels like if Fox McCloud was a guest cross over character in Tekken
>>738350432
>>738350467>>738350141
>>738350516Nope, not AI, artist is Mamafurba.
>>738350529You Stupid Mother Fucker. You absolute Semen stained cunt. I can hear your smug ass from all the way over here. God.
>>738348725>give Fox a stellar design in the movie>follow it up with this shit
>>738348393I'd rather buy 64 but those jewcucks at Nintendo keep it locked in the online service
>>738348384>Make shit game to make series relevant for good game in the future instead of just making good gameWhat level of 5D chess is this?
>>738350082>chat I’m sure I’ll get used to it I’m just happy we’re getting more star fox
>>738348585Katt fans on suicide watch
>>738350632thanks, i can't believe there are other katt fags out there
>>738346270This is actually more or less what asked for.
nintendo decade of humiliation
>>738350412what would that even be?starfox 64 switch 2?
Only interested on what the OST gonna be.
>>738350412Its starfox 64 but in hd
It's not nostalgia. Old games look better.
>>738348725I think this is one of those situations where the design itself isn't bad, its just being held back by bad lighting or some shit
>>738350447Please. Someone is absolutely going to make fanart of it, and we get to laugh because it's not real.
>>738350419The entire thing looks like someone had AI generate the 4k Unreal Engine version of Star Fox 64
>>738350432>my name gets used for this shitfuck
So let me get this straight you guys > Hated Star Fox command > Hated Star Fox adventure! > Hated Star Fox assault > Hated Star Fox ZeroIt may not look that great and they may have remade the only game you guys don't hate with a passion but you didn't give them much of a choice
Shit reminds me of all the millennials who think they’re “aging gracefully” like fuck no double chin
>>738350767GOD she's so fucking HOT
Slippy was probably the most jarring.
>>738348918I thought nintendo's whole thing wasn't to go hyper realism and be stylized? Fuck happened?
>>738346270Frog Posters got a new reaction image
>>738350197Look man, this is 4chan. We’re the international center of truth and facts. Everything we say is factual. This is a 1:1 remake of Star Fox 64 with NO additional modes for $80+tax. If you disagree with our facts, you aren’t in alignment with us as a community.
>>738350772I think the key art makes the designs look good, they just look horrible in game due to lighting and the animations. Katt is indefensible though. Jesus christ what were they thinking
>>738350703They're more of a Krystal fag, but I love their Katt designs.
>>738350767Why couldn't it just be Assault 2 instead of yet another 64 remake? I'm so fucking tired.
>>738350861I liked Assault and Zero, I feel like literally the only person who bought a Wii U and Zero though
>>738350861>It may not look that great and they may have remade the only game you guys don't hate with a passion but you didn't give them much of a choiceWhy did me not buying the last 64 remake make them decide to make a 64 remake again? Also no, I liked Assault.
>>738346270>YET ANOTHER 64 REMAKEFUCK OFF, HOW MANY TIMES DO WE HAVE TO GO THROUGH THIS, THERE'S MORE REMAKES IN THIS FRANCHISE THAN ORIGINAL GAMES>Starfox 1>Starfox 2 (wasn't officially released until over 20 years after it was made)>Starfox 64 (soft remake of 1)>Starfox Assault >Starfox Command>Starfox 64 3D (remake of 64)>Starfox 0 (remake of 64)>this (remake of 64)
>>738350861Everyone dickrides Assault multiplayer you faggot tourist and sold very well. All the other shit you mentioned was Miyamoto single handedly killing Starfox cause he's a old out of touch retard.
>>738350198this too. only games that have any kind of playerbase online are mario kart titles and thats fucking it. everything else be it first party games or third party dies week 1 and its been this way since Wii. oh i guess call of duty games lived longer a bit kek
>>738350948Its weird seeing dynamic Krystal art like this. 99% of her art is porn or lewds.
>>738350861well everything else looks fine. the space and sun environments look really good. the character designs are bad and the arwing design is not sleek enough.
>>738350861Bro, Nintendo has not made an honest effort to do an expansive sequel for Star Fox. Don't blame us for their poor decision making.
>>738348303>Why can't they make a new game?Miyamoto is obsessed with "innovation" to a detrimental degree. When people ask for a new F-Zero Miyamoto says no because he can't think of any way to "innovate" the series when nobody gives a shit about innovation; they just want more F-Zero.Just look at what they did to Star Fox. Every single game made after 64 has some bullshit tacked on that people hate. Nobody plays SF64 and thinks "man I really wish I had some boring as fuck segment where I wasn't shooting down enemies... maybe I could get out of this futuristic space ship and run around on foot for a while that would be so awesome." It was loved for having timeless arcade gameplay, being extremely quotable and letting you shoot down your allies so you can take on Star Wolf 1vs4 in their upgraded ships. Every aspect that people liked about SF64 is missing from every future entry in the series because Miyamoto is completely out of touch with reality.
>>738350861Star Fox Adventure and Star Fox Assault are both awesome games. I loved Assault especially. Nintendo just doesn't care because neither sold that well (particularly because the console they were on didn't)
>>738351060what a fucking ape
It's weird all the seething, but I would love if they did this for F-Zero. Reintroduce the series to a new generation
>voice acting and character designs were best in the N64 version>this version just makes everything uglier, adds more fucking cutscenes and will probably be full price
>>738347671jej
This would be sick if it wasn't just SF64 with updated visuals, the models remind me of the OG SNES puppets.
>>738350861Fuck off shillniggerAssault was great. Legitimately the EXACT direction the series needed to orient itself towards.
>>738350434Do you think if we cry loud enough, Nintendo will delay this game and fix it like how they fixed Sonic?
>>738346270JUST
>>738350082>starting soon stream>memes about the pic>Probably do a reaction to the showcase>will joke at the designs>some speel about how he will play it as a content creator and pay the nintendo taxSame as it ever was.
>>738350983Nintendo really went and did the meme. Considering this one is just called Starfox again lol.
>>738350861>THIS IS YOUR FAULTI literally didn't buy the 64 remake from a decade ago, how did thy send a message to remake it again?!
>>738350650enjoy being wrong then you fucking bitch, you bet your ass i'm smug to hear you concede so hard
>>738351113>When people ask for a new F-Zero Miyamoto says no because he can't think of any way to "innovate" the series when nobody gives a shit about innovation; they just want more F-Zero.That's just a surface level excuse. The reality is the last F-Zero game was another title based off of the SNES gameplay, and the last 3D console F-Zero was a goddamn Sega game handled by Nagoshi and the Monkey Ball devs. Nintendo has absolutely zero internal ideas on how to one-up something Sega managed themselves so they simply never bothered, but Miyamoto dresses it up as if he can't think of any good gimmicks.
>>738346397fried brain and it will happen to you lmao
>>738346270>"Hurry we need to set a narrative NOW"Stay desparate
>>738351097They get close at times, hope the jannies don't slap me for this one.
>>738346270he looks like a nortubel character now
>>738348987>illumination created better models and cell shaded graphics for a 30 seconds movie scene>nintendo can't that for a full price gamegrim
>>738351060>what a fucking monkey
>>738348585it's over
>>738351197Miyamoto would sooner burn an orphanage than own up to his vision being flawed.
>>738348918>Corpos>He doesn't know Nintendo is led by retarded "artistic" types
>>738351264
>>738351197They probably hired FaceRig to do the models and tracking technology >>738348127So fat chance
>>738351197Hell no. Japanese companies are dead set on their decisions.
>>738348556Everyone keeps going on about how good this version of Fox looks, but honestly he looks too rounded and clean to me. Couldn't imagine it being used in an actual game.
>>738351197Nintendo would never admit they fucked up or even subtly course correct the issue. They have shills to defend them too unlike Sonic autists who at numerous periods of time will turn on Sega if it doesn't adhere to their narrative.
It's time for Miyamoto to retire. He has clearly lost his mind.
>>738350861> Hated Star Fox commandNo, I liked it, it just isn't canon and is more of a side game> Hated Star Fox adventure!Yes, it's not Star Fox and fucked the series by introducing Kyrstal> Hated Star Fox assaultNo, but the on foot sections were bad and needed to be improved on> Hated Star Fox ZeroYes, the chicken shit was awful and the whole "click button for side view" annoyed me
>>738348883I was trying to cope that maybe this is just early footage but this fucking thing is comign out next month. IT'S FINALTHEY FINALIZED THIS SHIT
>>738351097There's a decent amount of art out there that has her looking cool or doing action stuff.
>>738350432>we live in a timeline where you can make fox CANONICALLY mouth out the gamer word
>>738348585this is how you KNOW there were no furries on the dev team WHATSOEVER
50 DOLLARS DIGITAL2 PLAYERS LOCAL8 PLAYERS ONLINEGAMESHARE WITH SWITCH 2 AND SWITCH 1FULL MULTI LANGUAGE SUPPORT 14.8GBGAMESHARE THROUGH A GAMECHAT SESSIONGYRO AND MOUSE AIMING60 DOLLAR PHYSICAL NOT A GAME KEY CARDI AM BUYING
Whoever cancelled that awful looking Deus Ex remaster has more decency than most people in the industry
>>738348713yes, but people forget that literally every metroid game sells terribly
>benimaru itoh, a salaried artist at nintendo, comes up with the absolute perfect designs for the entire star fox cast back during the fucking SNES era>nintnedo spends the next 30 years putting out rancid dogshit
>/v/ complains about furry designs in games>/v/ also complains at non furry designs in games
>>738346671IT'S SLIDDING BABY!!!
>>738351585>50 bucksnot bad
>>738351242You are a blight on society, god made you as an oversight. If you watched the very thing we're talking about, you'd KNOW I'm right.
>>738346270>>738349769Jesus Christ, is this thread just full of Sony fanboys?Is that really all you cunts do now?
Looks alright. VAs and character animations are good. Maybe I'm only able to think so because I never played 64
>>738351431This, just look at how they responded to criticism about the Galaxy movie's pacing.
Fun fact: Nintendo actually still hires people to read and respond to fanmail. If enough people send them a real, physical letter, they might backpedal.
>>738351431Reminds me of the culture shock on twitter on how the japanese will go to bat for companies while everyone else was calling them retards for doing so.
>>738347418That's what they're saying NOW.Give it time.
>>738348713But the shills told me Nintendo is currently the most successful company on Earth now. Why would they lie?
>>738351585Game sharing with the Switch 1 is just weird, it makes me believe the game was originally made for the Switch 1 but they decided to make it Switch 2 only at the last minute.
What's with nintendo trying to get back to their old eras? first donkey kong, now star fox
>>738351725>if you call out bing bing slop you are snoyI dunk on cuckold of war and saaaaroos daily nigga
>>738351725YesPlease be discouraged and do not redeem.
this shit is for the kids, step aside uncs
The full renders
>>738346270Looks like a frog, dum dum
>>738346594>>738348585>this fucking shit>one day before the investor meetingsomeone is bringing down nintendo from the inside.
>>738351725Star Fox is far from Nintendo's most popular IP, yet the new remake is making the internet explode for some reason. Does Sony have any IP that can do this? Outside of Bloodborne?
>>738346397FPBP
I actually kinda like the redesigns.
>>738351794do you not know what game sharing is? the switch 1 is just a screen and controller, the game is running off the switch 2 and transferring data to the switch 1's screen.
>>738351903
>>738351903Do they speak english or do they do 'beebleep beebleep' like in the snes game?
>>738351826The new ones don't even look like these
>>738348725>robot legs canon confirmed!
>>738351826Anon, are you blind? The new character models don't look anything like that.
>>738348725SEEEEEEEEEEXO
FALCO NO
>>738351965
>>738351668Furry designs in games made for furries is fineThis shit appeal to no-one
>>738352020are you deadassthe new boxart looks very close to that picture. it's obvious that is what they are trying to homage.
>>738351960Same, but the in game models don't really do them justice like the promo renders do. The lighting does them especially dirty.
>>738347569>S-tierAndrew looks like a fucking chad>A-tierPeppy & Pigma>B-tierFox, Slippy & Leon>C-tierFalco & Wolf look chopped>F(ent)-tierKatt
>>738346594Went from a cocky Maverick-esque pilot to a depressed alcoholic middle aged unc...Where did things go so wrong?
>>738352034
>>738351668>/v/ complains about furry designs in games
>>738348725>cropped the ugly legslollmao
>>738351960I was kinda vibing with it until I saw Katt.
>>738346270Switch 1?
>>738351964So it turns the Switch 1 into a Wii U gamepad emulator?
>>738346508Looks lime Berdley
>>738352145yes, the game is running completely off one system
>>738352105Every Spyro and Crash thread has bitching about the new designs.
>>738347569Andrew and Pigma look so good they don't even look like they are in the same art style as everybody else
>>738346397>Looks better nowThat's subjective, and I think no matter what the N64 version will still have its charmI'm really not planning on getting this game if all it has is "better" graphics
>>738352056>EbonicsDone.
>>738346594Meow?
>>738346594I wanna kiss him
>>738352229Because they suck not because they're "furry." Its the difference between people loving the design of Bugs Bunny to some furaffinity, Don bluth snout abomination with a neon asshole.
>>738348725He looks like Rocket from Guardians of the Galaxy.
>>738346270Pepe finally made it.
>>738351965how did Peppy get out of this unscathed
>>738348981No, he already freezed to death. Poor fox.
direct was pretty de-moralizing so i didnt finished it, what studio made this remake?
Somehow, there's still going to be porn of this version of star fox
>>738352034https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QoZrFBBed0g
>>738350928
>>738347418Speak for yourself.
>>738352379Eh I don't know, he looks fine in some shots but in others he looks like a serial killer wearing a mask.
>>738352447I think it's Hal labs but im not 100%
>>738352363But the complaint in the threads is always that they look furry.
>>738351903>>738351965>>738352034>>738352095>tfw they're going to use these designs for Smash 6
>>738347569Why does Oikonny look like pic related?
>>738352536The complaint is that they look UGLY.
>>738348564Oh shi-
Did they outsource this to indians?
>>738348883Meth is a hell of a drug
>>738346594well at least he looks better than his retarded design from command
I have realism fatigue
>>738352540Hopefully not
>>738348987Highly animated 2D portraits amd cutscenes with extremely fun stylized model to match is 14 THOUSAND times better than >"fox if he real!"
>>738352536Crash 4 is a 6 year old game. The Spyro demakes and Crash demakes are nine and eight years old respectively, since then theres been thousands of threads on the topic. Why lie?
>>738351903Now make him buff as fuck.
>>738348035Love Zootopia and Star Fox 64, and these look weird but I don't exactly hate them either. There's an almost odd charm to them, but I most certainly prefer the original look.
>>738351527
>>738349134>the mario & luigi game that sold 2m+>totk which sold 20m+huh?
>>738351730Only VA I have issue with so far is the corneria robot.Meteo Crusher needs to just be verbatim, you can't improve on that.
Fox and Falco look better in a 2001 game than in a 2026 game.
First rule of fur faggotry: you DON'T recover.
>>738350257You don't replay the games, so your opinion doesn't count
>>738349198None of those make it a new game btw. I want multiple systems, a different fucking villian, and NOT REALISM
>>738348127https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m_e-U6kH1ks
>>738348883Looks like it was made by a western studio
They really said fuck this noise
>>738352939The Brawl Taunts creator could've been in Smash Ult but he broke his NDA on voicing Byleth in FE3H.
Video games as a whole need to returvn to low-poly. Graphics "advancing" past the fifth generation was a mistake.
>>738352095Why are his legs so fucking small
>>738353063Slippy looks so good here and then suddenly the remake flattened all the characters and charms. And Slippy is the simplest one too.
>>738353149He's a fox
>Peppy
>>738347568>No KrystalThat's a good thing though
>>738351687A playthrough of the original takes an hour
>>738353063That's the other part about this. They look so fucking cool here and it's just all lies.
>>738353105Fuck no, have you seen the amount low poly slop coming from horror games nowadays?
>>738353149>>738353227... Oh my god, it's because there are going to be scenes where he runs on all fours.
>>738353227Then why aren't his arms small too fuck wad.
>>738353063>plantigrade
>>738346270Oh wow a fourth Lylat Wars remake except now with DLSS 5 graphics. Exactly what I wanted.At least the presentation lent credence to that leak of there soon being another Adventures-style game.
>>738349001Well which is it? 3rd, 4th or 5th?
I wonder if the character models look like this to accommodate the vtuber gamechat gimmick.
>>738353294>it’ll look just like thisThat’s not the win you want
>>738353090Kirbopher is a massive faggot. He shouldn't be voice acting anything.
>>738349854So like Star Fox 64 3DS then?
>>738353227This is a video game about anthropomorphic animals that pilot space ships, not a nature documentary.
>>7383532944th?Isn’t it 3rd
>>738351197Absolutely not. Sonic fans are autistic enough to rally together and force changes like this.The Star Fox fanbase is not even a point on the graph compared to them.
>>738351197the game comes out in a month anon, that's impossible. If anything, they'll revert the artstyle in the next game.
>>738351960They just need to rework any female characters to not look like crackheads.
>>738353410nah, 64 was a remake of 1, then two more remakes of 64, and now another remake of 64
>>738353165
>>738353484Zero wasn't a 64 remake.
>>738353419Nintendo are also not SEGAThey’re not going to change anything
>Game was obviously made before fox was in the movie>WTF!? WHY DONT THEY LOOK LIKE THE MOVIE!?
>>738353532oh, this again, give me a fucking break dude, yes it was
>>738353063our heroes...
>>738353484Nice bait
>>738353589>you don't understand it was always gonna be dogshit
>>738353608The only thing that was the same was the story and some stages. They did not advertise it as a remake. They advertised THIS as a remake.
>>738346270Nintendo didn't understand that HIRE THAT MAN was ironic
>>738346508Kek
>>738346270I NEED to know what studio is behind this. No way this is in-house Nintendo. Its just baffling to me how they manage to keep fucking up Star Fox.
>>738347481yep, exact same game, slightly different script
>>738348303I'd rather have a 1:1 remake than suffer through whatever garbage resident evil and final fantasy are doing. if you disagree you never were a fan of the series to begin with
>>738346270Would
>>738346508>voluntarily disabling Falco to make him unable to appear in smash bros
>>738346508On the bright side, no more that game theory bullshit about amputee
>>738348585and people will fap to this
>>738349365That would make sense if it was command. Not 64
>>738348303>The game already existsIt runs at 30 FPS and frequently dips down to 20 or even lower. Every game deserves at least 60 FPS.
>>738352939Tomar voiced this line
>>738353680>Its just baffling to me how they manage to keep fucking up Star Fox.Nobody at Nintendo gives a shit about Star Fox, and Miyamoto only sees it as a tech demo platform.
>>738346270Pigma and Andrew are the only ones i think look good.
>>738348049The characters in the Star Fox universe are like Muslims, where like 1/4th of them are named Mohammed. So if you're a fox or wolf, there's a good chance your name is just Fox or Wolf.
the designs reminds me of the old halo ce remake for some reason
>>738349769What am I not suppose to like about this image exactly?
>>738347418im a furry and I despise the new modelsthe illumination movie star fox was way more fuckable
>>738353902SF64 was PC ported recently and it runs at 4k unlimited FPS.
>>738346475>mOh no...
>>738353757Wasn’t that just due to the original art being puppets, so they gave them all those legs to stand properly
>>738353725>shitmakesBe less gay
How do you go from this cool looking mother fucker to this >>738346508
>>738354007It's in Japanese so you can't read it
>Metroid: Raped>Starfox: RapedWhat beloved IP can they ruin next?
>>738347569Leon, Pigma, and Andrew turned out alright. Shame about the rest.
Fucking hideous holy shit
>>738346594
>>738354165Fire Emblem is looking pretty pozzed
the one thing that baffles me is that this looks like a design I would expect from microsoft not nintendo, they really went full retard corpo mode
>>738347569my name is andrew irl :)
>>738354062Its just a simple style, but that fucker went full retarded edge mode. I remember someone brought this retarded theory up in a AMA Star Fox Zero dev playing the game and were baffle someone even thought of that.
>>738354281count dooku if he monke
>>738346594>Shephard, the Krogan need help!!
>>738354165Baby it's F-Zero time to die
>>738351725>seething this hardGoddamn son lmao
>>738348585Damn the Mewgenics cats really are the most cat sex appeal we're getting this quarter.
>>738354165you forgot dk
a leaker just hinted that OOT will also have realistic graphics>it's not every Nintendo IP that will be Cartoon forever, better keep that in mind – especially the most serious ones
>>738354371>youre criticizing nintendo you must be a sony shillits a literal fucking cult here
>>738350434This designs will be in Smash Bros too.Just wait.
>>738346270Why did they give her a male voice? Did they troon her out into an FtM or what?
I can't believe it.....Nintendo really did hire that man....
>>738354402the oot remake will be the biggest blunder in nintendo's history
>>738348384Problem is that they’ve tried it twice with star fox 3d and Zero which both failed.
>>738347569I like how this new artstyle only really flatters Pigma out of all of them
>>738354415>obvious robot formwhy would you spoil this and will it look the same if you're getting the true ending
>>738347484No, robot legs DE-confirmed. Those are just normal bird legs in bird leg shaped boots. Not the original humanoid robot legs in robot boots.
>>738351165Fuck that let it die a death than continue to rape it with corny shit like yet another fucking remake of a game you played a million times 20 years ago.
>>738354415Andross looks awesome I'll give them that
Nintendo fanboys have been raped the entire week lmao.
>>738354551week? theyre lucky if lasts a week
>>738354337>Star Fox: Mass EffectPft. Threaten me with a good time. Once again, easily preferable to yet another 64 remake.
>we could have gotten Freelancer but Starfox, instead it's just a remake
Quick. Check the consultants and other help.
>>738354165>What beloved IP can they ruin next?Zeld...oh they already did
>>738350257Yes you do, to support the series and get nex games. You know it's a solid game so if you're not a poorfag it's a nobrainer
>>738353589>>WTF!? WHY DONT THEY LOOK LIKE THE MOVIE!?you are a retarded turd pajeet
>>738354573This was a big shitposting week desu. >Valve shitty controller>Little Big Planet controversy>Nintendo fuckery >Slay The Spire 2 controversyWeek isn't over yet.
>>738354620It blows my mind that Nintendo seems to believe there was nowhere to go with Star Fox when there were so many other games they could have borrowed from to expand the gameplay
This is not for you, its for the kids. But you're free to give us money anytime.
https://files.catbox.moe/sz7xza.mp4
How did they go from this to what Fox looks like now?
he has spoken
>>738348049because nobody likes Andrew
>>738349098this is the 5th time Star Fox SNES got remade so yeah, it's hypocritical of Nintendo to say they innovative or they don't release games. fzero has been dead for 20+ years
>>738354794Anyone who gives their kids this garbage is an abusive parent and needs to have CPS called on them.
>>738354829Because the game was made before the movie was in production. Too late to change it now.
>>738348585In their defense Krystal has done irreversible damage since she debuted, I don't think they want to be responsible for a second wave if they made her look good
>>738348585People making fun of Starfox Zero are to blame for this.
>>7383533244th>SF64>SF64 3D>SF Zero>SF Switch 2
>>738354829This whole thing reeks of some dumb executive DEMANDING they make a completely realistic star fox game without understanding exactly what that'd entailLike shit they made bipedal characters with quadraped proportions, they look stupid as fuckIt's amazing how this project progressed so far without anyone calling it out
>>738354829Believe it or not, gundam influence.
>>738350694StarFox + ellie unironically looks better
>>738353324>>7383550645th Star Fox because SF64 was already a remake of SF1.
>>738350861I'd rather have the series die than to support it's constant rape like Zelda and Mario endure. so yeah, I didn't support those shit games
>>7383533243rd for 644th for OG
>>738349941You will appreciate the new one more if you just play 64 now.
>>738350082>*Chat makes fun of the designs*>It looks FINE chat, c'mon>*Plays the game on launch*>No "(Part 1)" in the title>Game is never ever brought back in a conversation positively ever because youtubers shat on it
>>738346270Characters look like shit but everything else about this seems pretty good, I would have rathered a new campaign over just a remake, just include the original game with the new one so people can still do the old campaign
>>738354506The exterior of 'dross is the same regardless of the ending/route
The voice acting was the best part of 64 and this just doesn't compare.
YOOO BROO BROOOOOOOOOOO NO CAP BROOOOOOO
>>738354165xenoblade >>738349769
should have made a game based on this comic https://youtu.be/NwQOT5FkuQM?si=RRjWUvfdFIyq-cJM&t=299
>>738354234Yeah the new FE is confirmed hella woke, probly gonna be a trans character and BMWF pair in it
>>738354234The game is literally about the white protagonist fighting a racist white supremacist churchNew Fire Emblem will gonna make TLOU2 look like Stella Blade
>>738354165As anons already said xenoblade is next >>738349769
>>738346475>>738346508What the fuck?
>>738354367omg girl no ToT