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>>738346652I am replaying it (as part of my trilogy replay of 64, Adventures and Assault) and it is just as much pure shit as I remember it being.
>>738346652It's an ok Zelda clone with some good music and a sexy blue vixen. 7/10
>>738346652honestly just wanted to hang out on that ship like it was a hubworldcomfy AF start menu
Assault was better. Krystal was hotter there and it was more fun.
Et uta ku kalu GENERAL SCALES at kayo KRAZOA PALACE
Why do we keep ignoring Assault and Command again?
>>738347635She’s a big girlhttps://youtu.be/3HHMK9Cphb0
>>738347708Assault is good. Command is terrible and isn’t even canon according to the developers
Wa gwan Fox McCloud dis here me bombaclot lylat system
>>738347708You have to be right handed to even play command so fuck that game.
>>738346652I think it's okay. Too short.
64 > Assault > Zero > 2 > 1 > Adventure > Command.1 at 60 FPS is really fun though, it'd go above Zero there. 2 would go higher at 60 as well it's just those games did run like shit so I gotta dock points from my enjoyment ranking for that.
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>>738346652It was a pretty solid Zelda clone.
>>73834755964 didn't have a Great Fox hub world, so it's not allowed.
>>738348663there's an s at the end you dip
>>738348014Boom boom de lylat systum
>>738347701YOU PAY THIS MUCH
>>738346652It's a 7/10 decent Zelda clone with some good graphics and music, and launched the birth of millions of furries because of Krystal.Unfortunately, the game went through a ton of issues behind the scenes, and ultimately had to get rushed out before Rare getting bought out by Microsoft was finalized.
>GameCubesnoys are pretending to worship garbage to discredit the SwitchWhat sad, pathetic creatures.
A shit game remains shit even if there's new shit in the town
>>738350475Adventurers was never shit. Just because you watched a JonTron video doesn't make it bad.
>>738346652Mediocre game, but we got one of the most fuckable vidya characters ever out of it. Assault was better, and ultimately where the series needed to steer itself if only Miyamoto wasn’t a doddering retard.
>>738350578Who?
>>738350578>29 Aug 2011
Reminder that nobody thought Adventures was bad until JonTron shat on it. The entire video is just "this ain't a railshooter = bad" It has no bugs or glitches but plays like a boring Zelda clone. it's the definition of a 7/10 game.
>>738350930It was also meant to be a completely different game with no relation to Star Fox until Nintendo personally re-directed them
>>738350930the main issue is the licence being tacked on, not the quality of the game
>>738350930>nobody thought Adventures was bad until JonTron shat on itZoomer revisionism. Adventures got a lot of shit for not being 64 again on launch. It didn't flop, but websites like GameFAQs wouldn't stop ragging on it.
>>738346652its not very good at all.
>>738351219It's crazy how long this franchise has been dictated by 64fags
>>73835133464fags were even shitting on Assault on its release even though it was the direction the franchise needed to go through.
>>738351379I genuinely do not comprehend why people are so desperate and adamant that out of all the franchises, Star Fox is the one that's never allowed to change and move on from being a railshooter. It's like if people complained that Mario moved on from being 2D. What's the excuse going to be again if this new game flops?
>>73835150164fags were autistic purists but nowadays they're all dying out and replaced by Krystalfags and people who can appreciate what Adventures and Assault tried to do. But everyone agrees Command was shit.
>>738351027We know. You retards bring this up EVERY SINGLE TIME Adventures is mentioned. And yet, it hasn't magically altered reality in a way where it actually fucking matters what the game was "meant" to be, because all that matters is the final product.
It's actually comically pathetic how much more the fans care about Starfox more than Nintendo. Their are more accredited fan games than there are original titles.
>>738351501Sonic fans used to be just as autistic. The late gen x genesis furry faggots were the absolute worst and insisted that Sonic had to be Sonic and Tails (and maybe Knuckles at the most) freedom fighting Dr. ROBOTNIK on MOBIUS in 2D only. Anything else is pure heresy and they desperately fought anything beyond that idea.They also jerked off Ken Pender’s bizarro fan fics.
>>738346652>ApologizeFor what I always loved this game.
>>738346652>mario movie comes out>star fox fans move to retroactively absolve fucking Adventures instead of Assault
>>738352676Because they want Krystal back. The only reason anybody defends or wants more Adventures is because they want to fuck Krystal.
why remake though?
>>738352676Assault was always good.
>>738346652Good game. I just replayed it.
>>738352676There was never anything wrong with Assault. Its just more of 64.>muh ground levelsAnd 64 had that dogshit submarine level and the shitty non-macbeth tank level
>>738352772We want Krystal back for your own benefit at this point. It's becoming fucking embarrassing how gay you faggots are about it, so scared you've been stuck in groundhogs day series for over 2 goddamn decades. Move past the broken record! You fucking cowards! Finish/continue what you started and don't give me yet another retarded 9 non canonical story shitfest!
>>738353152I want Krystal back if only because her VA is a genuine sweetheart who clearly loves the character and her fans and I want her happy.
>>738352772I don't want to fuck Krystal. Krystal isn't real, therefor I'll never be able to fuck her. I want Fox to fuck Krystal because he's a real, tangible character in that universe and the two are meant for each other.
>>738353224She's not going to fuck you bro, even if she's newly single
>>738353328>She's not going to fuck you broZoomers really think all genuine kindness is motivated by sex
>>738352772assault has sexier krystal.
>>738353446I agree but you're ESL so I have to call you a faggot on principle.
>>738353445It's definitely the case in your totally-healthy parasocial relationship, lil bro
Playing this for the first time. Just got to the first ring stage. It’s good! I always thought Assault was the fan favorite.
>>738353505>totally-healthy parasocial relationship, lil broZoomers are so raped they cannot comprehend emotion or empathy or even anything
>>738348663Assault sucks i would rank it fairly low in the series for being a painfully mediocre game and one that did damage to the series long term.
>>738351379>even though it was the direction the franchise needed to go through.Funny you say that when it is 21 years after the fact and no one in the industry seems to care about it anymore to make a game like it again.
>>738353127Assault was half 64 done badly and half third person shooting done badly.
>>738353632You're so permanently online that you have failed to make any meaningful real-world relations so you seek the affection and attention of strangers (that do not care about you). It's alright lil cuz, you're mostly anonymous here.
>>738353640but command exists
>>738353640Assault never even gets brought up, the fuck are you on about? Did you confuse it with Command?
>>738347635>Krystal was hotter thereyou're out of your mind
People complain about a new game when the series gets a new entry every ten years and only seven games in total stretching exactly 32 years. LmaoI bet if Star Fox got the attention Mario and Zelda got none of you fags would be so anxious all the time about "how do we save le starfax???????"
>>7383538541/3rd actually. Only three rail-shooting stages in the entire game. kek
>>738357282>new gameNot a new game, it's another remake no one asked for. This one with a far worse art style than what Zero had.
>>738346652I dunno, feels like the game starts to fall apart after you do the sky palace, the remaining zones aren't anywhere as interesting as it.
This is the only Star Fox game I've beaten even though the other ones are only 1 hour long.
>>738357434It's almost like they were in the process of being bought out by Microsoft by that point, Nintendo stopped answering the phone, and they ran out of money.
>>738357410Zero is barely even a remake lmao. Nothing in Zero's stages mirror 64 like this one does, Zero feels more like SF2. This will be the first actual remake of 64 besides the 3DS nobody cares about.
>>738357745People arguing semantics over Zero being a remake or a reboot are missing the actual point here. Zero was ass. It's what you would get if you made 64 control like shit then cut half the levels.At least with the gamecube games they tried something new. I actually like Assault for what it is. But all I want is a game like 64 with new stages and bosses.
>>738358394I completely agree. That's the only reason I hate Zero. Not becuase its a remakem the game is a bitch to control. Its not hard, its just I hate motion controls.
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>>738358641it was mid and you spent 90% of the game on footthe boss was a bitch to defeat because you had to use your ship instead of melee as the rest of the game
>>738358641>mediocre across the board except for a couple of sites giving it the Nintendo BonusNot only is that not proving anything, it also doesn't disprove the claim that the FANBASE was shitting on it.
>>738347785I can't look at this game the same way after finding out the Japanese version has expressive faces and models which was cut out of the international release for no reason
>>738359647>for no reasonTheory is that they fucked with the animations for lip syncing but that's still fucking with shit that didn't need to be fucked with
>>738353319He needs to continue the McCloud bloodline, it's what James would have wanted.
>>738359591>4 out of 14 are under 8>mediocre across the board You are retarded.
>>7383600308 is unironically mediocre for game reviews or have we forgotten 8.8?
>>738358641Looks about right. It didn't do anything g bad or good. Its just... there. If you want a another Zelda game with slower combat
>>738346652We didn't know the good days until it's gone. I apologize
1st half good. After lava temple is dips in quality & plateaus. Then nosedives for the finale. That classic Rare charm only does so much
