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>new star fox game gets leaked
>everyone is excited and begs for it to be real
>game is announced
>suddenly it's "dogshit" "nobody wants this" and the entire internet explodes into rage

This literally happens with every Nintendo announcement now. Every new game and every direct is met with this kind of reaction where everybody has to act like Nintendo just shot their cat. Mario Kart World, Metroid Prime 4, the September direct, hell even DK Bananza had a weird hate movement despite being a universally-acknowledged GOTY contender.

It honestly feels astroturfed the way it plays out the exact same way LITERALLY every time. Like it's being pushed by entities with a vested interest in trying to make the Switch 2 "fail" by poisoning online discourse.
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>>738346981
Brown third worlders who can't pirate it or emulate it. That's it.
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It kinda looks really bad big dawg
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>>738347160
why? looks good to me
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It's a remake, right?
Right.
So nobody wanted a remake.
Understand?
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>>738347160
How? Literally how does it "look bad"? The only criticisms being spammed over and over are
>it's another SF64 remake
and
>i don't like le character models!
Neither of those make it a bad game.
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The character designs look atrocious, and we really did not need another 64 remake (which in itself was a retreat too)
That said, the environments look good, and the price is allegedly $40 so I'm conflicted on it overall.
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>It honestly feels astroturfed
It is. It's ALL fake.

Nintendo is the only AAA gaming company on planet Earth that is still MAKING games...

And people find a way to hate it?? Imagine that! Welcome to /v/!

They're jealous of the fact that us gaming fans that like to play games and talk about games on gaming websites and gaming forums, are having fun with our video games.

Can't wait for June.
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>>738346981
It's a fucking SF64 remake. Again. AGAIN. AGAIN! Of course we're negative.
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>>738346981
>new star fox game
Oh shit, I must have missed that part! When was that in the livestream?
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I hate the new voice acting and think the furries are uglier. That's about it. If there's an option to switch to the old voices then this is a decent remake. Because I can ignore the new gross animal portraits.
>>738347238
>>it's another SF64 remake
There's already one and a half of those. So another is weird.
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>>738347238
It looks like outsourced ai jeet slop
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>>738347226
I understand if you didn't want a remake, but it's still the first Star Fox game in 10 years.

It being a remake might warrant some disappointment. It doesn't warrant shitting up the entire board acting like the game is now an automatic 0/10 purely because it wasn't an all-new totally original title like you imagined it would be.

And don't forget that when the Star Fox leaks were first going around there were some rumors of this being merely the 1st new game and that it would be followed up next year or later with a more adventurous title. Would your opinion change if that was revealed to be the case?
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>>738346981
Everyone is jaded about everything these days. Not just Nintendo
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>>738347346
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ePZeyh5q9R8
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Just start complaining about eric like you always do you fucking loser.
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>>738347220
The new models look noticeably worse than those old puppets. Like, look at both Slippys, it's night and day.
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>>738347220
it doesn't even fucking look like this. I've seen this fucking gay-ass cope at least a dozen times, none of the garbage unreal remake "nintendo hire this man"-ass models look even half as soulful as this.
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>>738347238
The game being hideous to look at does, in fact, make it a bad game unless you're blind.
Which you must be if you think those dogshit AI models look good.
Who am I kidding? You're a fucking furfag towelhead, and like them because you want to fuck real animals.
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>>738346981
It's going to keep happening, AAA shitters are mad that they won, expect the same for when Valve gets out Half-Life 3 and start churning out games like crazy for their Steam Hardware, and again when Sony finally gets rid of Hermen Hulst and finally moves away from the cinematic stuff and live-service crap. You're going to see a massive influx of Xbox shilling here that will lead to the Xbox Helix flopping hard and Microsoft finally closing the book on Xbox in 2030. GTA VI is going to fail and it'll also lead to a AAA crash that only Nintendo, Valve, and Sony will survive. Sony will survive this because of their current pivoting away from the Microsoft model of gaming. Xbox will be at the brunt of the AAA collapse with all these journalists losing their jobs in the process. It's going to be glorious. Golden Age of gaming is upon us.
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>>738347429
>Everyone is jaded about everything these days. Not just Nintendo
It is objectively much worse whenever it comes to Nintendo.

Look at how the new Xbox CEO is being glazed and worshipped for literally just rebranding some shit and putting out PR nonsense on Twitter.

Or how Sony gets away with releasing like 3 games per year, often of middling quality, and yet get very little stick for it.

Meanwhile Nintendo release a Switch or Switch 2 exclusive monthly, covering multiple major series and genres, most being critically acclaimed, and the internet acts like they are on par with EA or Ubisoft.
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Fags on the internet yap but one of the most hated shows on the internet, the acolyte is gaining views. It is literally fake and gay garbage
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>people weren't excited for pokopia, winds and waves, tomodachi life, rhythm heaven groove
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>>738347220
You're blind
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>>738346981
>>new star fox game gets leaked
>>everyone is excited and begs for it to be real
emphasis on "new"
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>>738347754
Note how all of those are from Japanese devs
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>>738346981
Two things can be true at once. Nintendo hate content can be an astroturfed algorithm campaign that's only driven because it makes big views and money, and the new Star Fox game can be an ugly, creatively braindead wad of a game you literally can play right now on Switch with DLSS 5 turned off.
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>>738346981
>new star fox game gets leaked
Emphasis on the "new"
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>>738347417
>but it's still the first Star Fox game in 10 years.
I don't care.
>It doesn't warrant shitting up the entire board acting like the game is now an automatic 0/10 purely because it wasn't an all-new totally original title like you imagined it would be.
Okay, well I didn't do that so stop bitching at me like it's my fault.
>And don't forget that when the Star Fox leaks were first going around
Didn't read 'em, don't care.
>Would your opinion change if that was revealed to be the case?
Literally every publisher in the industry is pumping out remakes and then making dogshit follow-ups like Crash 4. You'd have to be an idiot to not see the pattern here. Yes, maybe it will be good, but only a fucking retard would get excited for a game that doesn't even exist yet.

You obviously have a specific boogeyman in your head you want to be arguing with.
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>>738346981
The meme that Nintendo is for toddlers came true, I cant imagine why even tendies on this site still give a shit about anything they do.
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>>738346981
>OoT remake is 1:1
>Nintendo is so lazy! The Switch 2 must be flopping for them to resort to this!
>OoT makes significant changes from the original
>WTF Nintendo this is sacrilege! You are literally raping my childhood!
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>>738346981
It's weird, while watching it I was hyped as hell, and when I looked over at chat they were stewing on it being a reimagining of Starfox SNES again, or that the characters don't suit them. I am on the verge of just checking out of the internet for a console gen, I'm tired of all the people with shitty opinions that need to constantly be negative.
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>>738346981
>forced negativity
uh... go back?
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>>738347754
Pokopia was ignored when it was announced, and then when it was announced to be a Key Card there was a brief attempt at a boycott movement. A lot of people didn't foresee how much of a hit it'd be.

Tomodachi Life has been met with some online gaymers trying to force a narrative that it's "worse" than the 3DS game. Plebbit was making threads calling it a "disappointment" one day after release.

Rhythm Heaven hasn't had it's hate narrative develop yet but I'm sure there'll be some random nitpick people have about the game that will get spammed ad infinitum as a reason that it's "shit".

Winds and Waves is too early to tell the reaction, but given how people can't be normal about Pokemon games anymore, I expect that even if it's a solid 9/10 people will still invent reasons to be mad and lie that it "looks like a PS3 game".
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>>738347953
Yeah I don't get it, where does all this entitlement come from? They should be thankful Nintendo is even allowing them to have a new Starfox game at all.
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>>738346981
It’s the 3rd remake of Star Fox 64 and it looks fucking repulsive what are you not getting
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>>738347696
>Or how Sony gets away with releasing like 3 games per year, often of middling quality, and yet get very little stick for it.
Sony's currently getting called out for a lot of things but strangely Hermen Hulst's turds are what's getting praised, when he gets booted, expect the love for Sony to go up in flames. Valve is only being loved because of Steam on Windows, the moment they push further towards SteamOS over Windows, the shitters will finally show their heads. What does all of this have in common? All of these faggots are paid by Microsoft to shill Windows and Xbox. These dumb fuckers know it's over and instead of coming up with solutions to fix the problem, they're just acting like ravenous animals. Handhelds won, these fuckers free money era is coming to an end.
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>>738347945
It's almost like remaking a video game that doesn't need one, holds up well, and isn't hard to come by is a bad idea that makes everyone but the hardest of shills unhappy or something.
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BECAUSE NOBODY WANTED ANOTHER REMAKE OF 64
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>>738347324
Remaking the same game 4 times is not making games
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I'm holding out there will be more campaign/s they havent shown. Still looks great. SF64 is a perfect game.
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>>738348160
Okay but I personally enjoy sucking corporate cock so I don't understand why you people don't.
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Thanks for being a forever one trick poney nintendo
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>star fox snes remade again
Just retire this series
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>>738346981
They made my 3rd favorite Nintendo game look worse.
>>738347220
The only similar character here is Slippy.
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I can already play Star Fox 64 on my Switch.
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>>738346981
Because that fucking (((kike))) shabbos goy puppet of the (((kike))) "investors", Shuntaro "Eurokike Pokefaggot" Furukawa, a fucking retarded shitwheel accountant (((kike))) puppet, was put in place by those same fucking (((kikes))) and those faggots need to ALL go to FUCKING PRISON and for those same (((kikes))) to get glassed.
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>>738348217
>All of these faggots are paid by Microsoft to shill Windows and Xbox. These dumb fuckers know it's over and instead of coming up with solutions to fix the problem, they're just acting like ravenous animals. Handhelds won, these fuckers free money era is coming to an end.
I agree and I've suspected it for a long time. Never forget that Phil Spencer had leaked emails from 2020 bragging about how he wanted to buy-out Nintendo.

The level of Microsoft shilling and anti-Nintendo posting has increased DRAMATICALLY since Spencer got fired and the Indian bitch replaced him. As if they are making a big marketing/bot push to launder their reputation and slander their rivals.
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>>738346981

>>>/vg/
Go make your own Nintendo general where you can have happy days all the time.
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Furries are mad that they can't fuck Star Fox.
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>>738347953
Why don't you just join a Nintendo fan site at this point. Why do you expect people to pretend like they haven't played ace combat, panzer dragoon or sin an punishment in the last 30 years.

It looks like babies first rail shooter from a bunch of boomers who haven't played a game since the 90s, nobody besides furries and nostalgic man babies wants this stale shit.
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>>738346981
>new star fox game gets leaked
>everyone is excited and begs for it to be real
>game is announced
>suddenly it's "dogshit" "nobody wants this" and the entire internet explodes into rage

Because nobody was asking for a "NINTENDO, HIRE THIS MAN!" version of ANOTHER Star Fox 64 remake.
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>>738347238
>people don't want to play the same game again with worse graphics
>this is unreasonable behaviour
bluepoint will never be un-bankrupt remakefag
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>>738346981
>It honestly feels astroturfed the way it plays out the exact same way LITERALLY every time
That's because it is, if you look at sites where people have names it's always the same handful of names popping up over and over again.
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>>738347324
>They are jealous
>all you do is act like a victim and eat shit
Tendies's lack of self awareness only gets funnier and funnier with time
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Gaming discourse is just extremely negative now
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HOLY FUCK I WAS TALKING ABOUT A STARFOX 64 REMAKE ON THIS BOARD A WEEK AGO. THANK YOU NINTENDO IM INSTANTLY PREORDERING
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>>738346981
I'm all smiles
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>>738346981
Fucking disgusting looking shit
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What I saw was Xbox core... not bad, but it felt weird. It’s the second remake of SF64, which itself is a remake of the original StarFox on SNES. It would have been amazing if this were a remake of StarFox 2, or even an entirely new StarFox game. The last one, Zero, was just a reboot of SF64, which is ridiculous.
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>>738348228
3D, and this. What're these non-existent 3rd and 4th remakes?
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>>738348278
It's a 64 remake, though. Snes Star Fox didn't have the same path system. If it were an SNES SF remake, people wouldn't be as angry. They might not have been angry because that game could use a remake on a console that could handle 3D.
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Hm, that's three uses of negative and two uses of negativity in this thread so far. This gonna be the new bootlicker buzzword?
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>>738347417
>bbbuh but its Brand™ tho??
>We havent had another helping of Brand™ in a decade!?

Jesus...
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It’s just a remake, you wannabe martyr dumbfaggot
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>>738348739
Zero, and 64 is technically a Star Fox 1 remake
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Zero was it’s own thing by comparison, it only copied the basic foundation this legit looks like a massive upres of the same game
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>Star Fox 64 with DLSS 5 on
yuck
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>>738348612
>eat shit
Oh great, snoy and their favorite fetish again
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>>738348772
THANK you. Fucking hate people like that.
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>>738346981
It's not forced negativity it is genuine negativity
The character designs look like total ass
Everything else is fine, but holy shit Nintendo you have one job and that is to make your characters look appealing
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>>738347754
pokopia was hated before release lmao
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>>738348418
all the lights would make me dizzy, i'm not even epileptic
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>>738346981
>>738347220
>>738347580
>>738347696
>>738347417

Cocksuckers
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>>738348914
How much are you getting paid for this?
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Looks like Nintendo finally hired that man, nice to see it worked out for him, its all about persistence.
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>>738348391
Nigger, that ain’t a Phil thing, it’s a Microsoft thing. That’s how they wanted to enter the console market originally
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>>738348914
Shut the fuck up, paid Xbot shill. We're getting tired of you faggots shitting up the board. Your poor financials don't match the positive astroturfing of Xbox/Windows in the media.
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>>738348967
Paid by whom?
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>>738348967
$1,000,000, dumb poorfag. Enjoy this shitty remake
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>>738348739
pathetic secondary
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>>738346981
Bro its the same fucking stage layouts. When people say they want 64 again, they don't mean it LITERALLY
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>>738346981
>cant come up with ideas for a new f-zero
>here's the fourth remake of the same star fox game
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You know what OP, I think it looks great. They clearly care about Starfox, they've put a lot of love into this, and I'm looking forward to whatever they follow this up with.

It's just that, uh, I've already played it.

A million times.

So fuck off.
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>>738348612
>all you do is act like a victim
I'll never understand why you people say this. I mean, you know going.
>yeah these people are fucking retarded and they always do it
Isn't seeing yourself as a victim, right? It's more the opposite, it's seeing yourself as so above them that it's not worth actually worrying about in any significant capacity.
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>>738348867
>Everything else is fine
I think the new voices suck more than the new designs.
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The worst part is that no matter how hard we bitch about the character designs they have no time to fix them
This game releases in a month
Which means they've kept this like a shameful little secret
I think that Nintendo knows it looks like ass
Why else do a secret shadow direct
They're actually ashamed
And they should be shamed
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>>738347838
64 itself is a remake lil chud bud
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>Starfox 64 remake remake remake
>Furfag designs and turning into snoy movie slop
Bravo nintendo!
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>>738346981
I believe we have the opposite issue these days. Too many toxic positive faggots these days. I bought a switch 1 and 2 day 1 and have hated the exclusives so far except for donkey kong.
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>>738349176
yes the fuck we do
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>>738348867
They literally just made the same game but worse.

Holy fuck I am so let down.
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>>738346981
>What is with the insane forced negativity around everything Nintendo does now?
>now
How new are you?
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>>738349168
Why are you sonyfags always trying to involve Steam, Sega and Capcom?
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>>738349257
Don't you like Air Riders? That's the best Switch 2 game.
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>>738348223
Yakuza 3 “holds up” like dried piss
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>>738349229
Will you admit you were wrong when this inevitably becomes the best-selling game in the Star Fox series?
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>>738346981
I think it's rather telling that the Star Fox prologue animation they showed at the end of the trailer felt a lot less action-y and lifeless compared to the Star Fox Zero animation they did a decade ago
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wA2-0nTxaGg
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>>738349229
Ya, I think nintendo is probably embarrassed as well
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>>738349257
Toxic positivity is a thing leftists made up when they realised people would rather stick to what they like rather than deal with their bullshit.
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>>738349196
This, we've been through this run with a new coat of paint, and we're doing it again, fucking STOP.
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>>738349114
>>738348967
*slurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrp*
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>>738349386
>oh my god it's not freaking anime anymore, it's cinematic wtf!!! where's my gay anime!!!
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>>738349210
No I say it because you guys always say it's the "snoys" when somebody disagrees with you
Nobody likes sony, snoys don't exist, but it has to be one of the most popular buzzwords in the whole board for literally no other reason than tendies being schizos
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>>738349506
Anime website btw
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>>738346981
>StarFox 64 again
THEY REALLY CAN'T MAKE A NEW ONE??
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>>738349386
Well yeah, we're in an era of Nintendo where they realised nothing but the quality of the game matters. That zero one was made in the iwata era when they were more brand focused.
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>>738349335
I own that and forgot it came it. Sure it also gets a pass
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Well I got my new 3D DK and I got my new Kirby Air Ride so I guess I can't just keep getting everything I want.
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>>738349534
And you're a gigantic faggot on the anime website btw
>wtfff where is my gay anime what the actual fuck man :(((
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>>738349168
You should switch PlayStation and Steam to the right, and put Xbox to the left. Funny how Xbox never shows up. Why is it so hard to find negative Windows/Xbox videos regarding gaming on Youtube. What's going on there, why is there such an astroturfing and protection regarding the OG Xbox and 360, why are there nothing but excuses regarding the failures of Xbone and XSeries, Why does Games for Windows Live get ignored a lot, why is Helix being praised despite it looking like an upcoming disaster?
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>>738349331
This. Snoys always do that.
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its the 2nd remake of starfox 64. why would i pay 500 for a switch 2, and 80 for this game, when i already own it on n64 and can even (legally because i own it) play it on my phone for free?
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>>738348613
People got older, how are you excited for this shit. The cutscenes are exactly the same as paw patrol tier toddler cartoons my 5 year old niece watches. The gameplay looks worse than an OG xbox 2002 panzer dragoon game. On top of it looking stale its a fucking remake for extra creative bankruptcy, this has all the same problems prime 4 did but worse.
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>>738347520
I never thought Slippy could get any worse, but I'll be damned if Nintardo didn't find a way.
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Who developed this?
An internal Nintendo team? Which one is responsible? I need to know.
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>tendies are going to pay $50 for an hour long indie game
LMFAOOOO
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>>738347417
It makes sense it's a remake, obviously this is a game for the people introduced to Fox by the Mario Galaxy movie. They put him in there just to prop up excitement for a new Star Fox game, and from what I heard a lot of kids loved his appearance in the movie so I can imagine this doing well. After that, who knows? A new game, maybe a SF2 remake...
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>>738348746
Well, it has the same story as the SNES game, that's what people mean I assume
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>>738349707
Saved, thanks
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>>738349257
if you were objective about it you would have realised the exclusives have been shit since the switch. I was disappointed with every switch game that wasn't a wiiu port.
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>>738346981
The art style is insanely soulful. It looks pretty good. My only complaint is the multiplayer is a clear afterthought as an excuse for the face cam feature.
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>>738347417
I don't give a fuck.
I want a quality NEW game.
Star Fox zero was a dogshit game and ANOTHER FUCKING RETELLING OF THE LYLAT WARS
FUCK YOU
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>>738349514
>I say it because you guys always say it's the "snoys" when somebody disagrees with
Anon, that's still not seeing yourself as a victim. That's what you aren't getting.
If you're feeling insulted by that then YOU'RE the one with the victim complex.
I mean, which one sounds like the one with a victim complex herem
>oh yeah they're just sonyfags they do this all the time
>no I'm not a sonyfag, my opinion is valid, I hate you!
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>>738349707
Seriously don't know how anyone can look at this and think it's reasonable or organic.

No other gaming company gets this kind of reaction any time they reveal a new game.
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>>738349707
Totally not a raid btw
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>>738346981
This place is a vocal minority. Youtube comments are flooded with toxic positivity, acting like it's some new revolution for Star Fox, and I'm sure other big social sites are full of it too
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>>738349735
>if you were objective...
>proceeds to speak subjectively
Be honest anon, you don't know what objective means, do you.
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>>738349814
>>738349815
>tendies coping this hard on how much they're hated
lol
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>>738346981
>forced
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The furries are completely unbangable.
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>>738349814
there are the same people who, if this was the big reveal in a nintendo direct, would just bitch it was a 0/10 because who cares about splatoon or rhythm heaven or another star fox remake
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>I want a new Starfox *like* 64
>Nintendo gives me 64
I mean, okay, I guess.
I'd be significantly more excited if they threw in an extra campaign (or just made a different game that serves as a sequel to 64. is that so hard?).
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>suddenly it's "dogshit"
is the trannoid crying because people rightfully reject this dogshit?
if something is a good thing people can see the real nintendo and not the "savior of videogames" idealization they had back then
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>>738349814
Turns out most of the gaming community aren't Nintendo fans. Who would've guessed?
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>>738346981
Nintendo Derangement Syndrome.
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>>738346981
Is yet another remake of Starfox 64 what anyone needed? They just had to make a new game, if it was a new game people would probably have been happier, or if you could complete 64's story and it had a second one that would also be acceptable, but it's the second remake of Starfox 64, and like the third retelling of the same story.
These graphics aren't even impressive, and who knows what teams making this but it looks like they wasted 4-5 years on it.
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>>738349919
i mean there's that prologue where you play as james, i dont remember that from 64
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>>738349707
Very organic.
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>>738346981
>>738347220
Nintendo fanboys are something else
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Nintendo has no idea what to fucking do with Star Fox holy fuck they just keep remaking 64 and doing it WORSE
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>>738349814
>>738349815
Seethe incel
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>>738349880
You're not fooling anyone.
That victim complex you have must run deep if you're this angry.
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>>738348570
starfox 64 came out like 30 years ago and it was lightning in a bottle. Im happy for the little kids of today who get to play an updated version of the best starfox game with new challenge modes and reworked multiplayer.
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>>738346981
It's just Snoys and PCsnoys with severe Nintendo Derangement Syndrome.
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I for one am glad the furry faggots claiming illumination fox didn't get their way. I don't like the new artstyle however.
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>>738349980
>if it was a new game people would probably have been happier
See >>738349671

If it were a sequel I wouldn't care tbqh, but this looks like a fine enough entry point for me
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>>738350051
Who am I trying to fool? SF64 is an hour long lol
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All you had to do was put Nintendo games on PC and none of this would've happened.
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>>738349862
The meaning of the word alters with context you tiring pedant, there is no objectivity when discussing any media yet the term has been in use for decades. Once you remove nostalgia and ports the switch library was creatively bankrupt and low quality.
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>>738350052
I can just stick with the PC port and mods that expand the game, thank you very much Nintendo. Should've made a new game instead!
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>>738349719
>Well, it has the same story as the SNES game
lmao. imagine giving a shit about this.
>hey wait a minute, saving the princess is what we did in the last mario game!
you gotta be some cynical asshole or pseud to care.

The story is basically
>Andros bad, go fight shit
and thats all it needs to be.
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>>738349834
That's not good. A toxic hugbox is worse. Also who the hell believes anything on youtube or reddit? Even the live reactions were mixed
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>>738349707
DELETE THIS
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it's insane how they seem incapable of making a new rail shooter starfox with new levels and plot. they always try some insane bullshit, it's hated then we loop back to Starfox 1 over and over and over.
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>>738349991
is that even a playable stage or just a cutscene?
It's cool that they're adding cutscenes, but they may as well just make a movie, if that's all this game exists for.
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>>738346981
Only black people was against Bananza.
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>>738350127
No one in this reply chain said anything about the length of the game.
You really should keep track of your posts if you're going to blatantly samefag.
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>>738350083
Illumination Fox still exists and gets porn kiddo.
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>Snoy having a meltdown all over the board because Starfox is back and looks better than every single ps5 game
You love to see it.
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>>738350154
PC and Sony are going to be dead within the next few years.
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>>738350057
How does it feel to sell your soul to nintendo where you can't see the obvious fire you are being draw into?
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>>738346981
I didn't even know there was supposed to be a direct today and this is the first thread I see. I still have Star Fox on my 3DS and my Wii U and Star Fox Zero in a box somewhere. I have negative interest in yet another go around at 64. For fucks sake.
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>>738350154
>we hate it because we can't play it
We know
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>>738347548
mindbroken, thoroughly
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>>738350185
>The meaning of the word alters with context you tiring pedant
No, no it doesn't. That's literally not how those words work.
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>>738349834
https://www.resetera.com/threads/star-fox-announced-releasing-june-25-switch-2.1512472/page-15
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>>738350057
Is it really Snoys, it's probably PCrats. They've been bitching for a while
>hating Nintendo
>bitching about a one-time check for games on PlayStation before you get a permanent license
>Valve locking Xinput and Windows out of their Steam hardware
Notice that it always deals with exclusives, Nintendo cutting off emulation, Sony no longer porting their games to PC, Valve giving Microsoft the middle finger with their games playing best on Steam Hardware. Every time these faggots bitch hoping for a tortanic, Nintendo, Sony, and Valve slaps their shit in. Almost like they're all brown third-world shitbags or chinks. If I'm to make a guess, they're all pajeets.
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>>738350031
What's worse about it? It's literally the same gameplay.
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>>738346981
This looks line something some retard on twitter would post, did Nintendo fire their art team?
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>>738350312
Keep your gay illumination porn queermo. They aren't/shouldn't be pandering to you
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>>738350345
How does it feel for your favorite company to be dying, snoy?

Couldn't be me.
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>>738350481
Normalfag opinions do not matter and are not worth listening to.
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>>738349707
Zoomers turned this place into ``hehe ironic bait posting funny`` all sharing the same brain cell
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>>738350425
So, it's a tranny raid, got it
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>first SF game in years
>let's just do SF64 for the THIRD FUCKING TIME but make the artstyle absolute fucking shit
No shit people are mad
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>>738350057
this.
They can't pirate it and they can't buy them "on sale" on steam.
All I can do is laugh at this generation of "gamers".
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>>738349331
>>738349617
you're right, steam should be with nintendo!!
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>>738350589
wait until people realize how fucking short it is lmao
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>>738350534
Who's the normie here? I love nintendo and could tell you the movies suck
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>>738346981
Star fox is kino, this looks like dog shit idk what to tell you. I already played 64 hundred od times and I have no reason to pay forbit again for shitty models. I was excited for a new game and had the childish hope it would be a new story, it's not so bye. You people jave weird allegiance to those companies, I only have a switch 2 amd I say fuck you Nintendo and Miyamoto for doing this to a serie i love
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>>738350636
Do you need 3 guesses or do you need more? It's probably the guy shouting about how weird fetishes bother him.
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>>738350630
Don't worry you can replay it with special level objectives such as
>Shoot 100 things
>Shoot that one guy
>Don't get hit
Riveting gameplay!
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>>738350605
>They can't pirate it and they can't buy them "on sale" on steam.
>tendies happy that their friends don't do sales
Couldn't be me.
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>>738346981
Where would Starfox be had we gone down the good timeline where pic related releases as planned?
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>someone is VEHEMENTLY parading nintendo on /v/ right now even though its literally for kids
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>>738346981
Nintendo sucks.
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>>738350185
>Once you remove nostalgia and ports the switch library was creatively bankrupt and low quality
That's subjective. It's also very, very wrong considering how many new games came out on the system that ended up being one of if not the best entry for their resoective series or even tried something new. Take Kirby for example, Forgotten Land being a 3d game is something Kirby as a series hasn't explored much but it was one of the more longer and content filled Kirby games to date even having incentive to replay levels and upgrade your abilities which wasn't a thing in Kirby prior. Compare that to Kirby Rainbow Paintbrush on the wii u which wad a complete rehash of DS game with less features and was much shorter with less replayability.

This is objectivity by the way.
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>>738350680
Not seeing fag boy. Go ruin something else
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>>738346981
is that real? holy fuck, nobody wanted the mario movie shitty graphics.
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>>738350790
Don't type with your elbows kid.
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>>738346981
listen saar, microsoft build big training centre in noida for india to make us superpower. we paid money to say bad thing about thing you like.
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>>738350747
Deader than disco.
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people are really used for the animated look for many years.
this style really clash for what they are use too.
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Eric won so fucking hard on this one
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>>738350826
it doesn't look like the mario movie blind nigga
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>>738350436
>Is it really Snoys, it's probably PCrats
It's Sonyfags, they're the only ones who really bitch about Nintendo like this.
I mean, tendies and pcfags are pretty much the same group because that's all you really need.
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>New star fox game
:D
>Ugly remake
:(
It's that easy. Fuck nintendo
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Mostly sour grapes from steamies who have 100+ games in their library but nothing to play
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>>738350680
>movie fan upset the games don't cater to his fetish
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>>738348868
kek
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>>738350905
>implying I cant still fap to that Fox
As if youve never complained about a downgrade in design in your life.
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/v/ desperately needs country flags
most of the hate towards console games (both nintendo and sony) comes from thirdies
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>>738346981
The game itself looks fine, the designs are uncanny valley territory. Sometimes they look good and others are ugly as hell. A stronger reaction than this is just shitposters. I will wait and see for more gameplay.
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>>738350904
>>738350436
You're going to have to be more subtle if you want people to turn on PC.
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>>738346981
>star fox is doomed to remake hell for all eternity
I knew as seen as shiggy popped up at the beginning we were in trouble.
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>>738346981
We wanted a NEW star fox not 64 yet again, but ugly. Fuck you bitch
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Lol
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>>738346981
>>new star fox game gets leaked
>>everyone is excited and begs for it to be real
>>game is announced
>>suddenly it's "dogshit" "nobody wants this" and the entire internet explodes into rage
These things aren't contradictory and I'm not sure if you're pretending to be retarded.

>new star fox game gets leaked
>everyone is excited and begs for it to be real
>no new game is announced, just another remake
>people react entirely consistently by having their expectations disappointed

The real mistake was trusting Nintendo or expecting them to make new games.
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>>738350969
Anon, third worlders love sony.
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>>738351008
>we want the crack addict and chain smoker audience
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>>738350390
That's literally how language works you fucking moron, on a fundamental level perception based objectivity is impossible yet we use the word anyway. This is a low iq autistic argument about nothing, stop talking to me.
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>>738350967
Not helping your case. Take as to not spread some ancient disease through sodomy
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>>738351008
Please god this can't be real.. holy shit. This is like the sonic movie all over again...
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Nintendo fans would shit on games for being too cinematic for 10 years now, maybe longer. When a new Nintendo game comes out, and they literally advertise "having more cutscenes" as a positive, then I will call you out as a hypocrite for praising it.

Movieshit has ruined this whole medium, and the people who applaud it are a cancer.
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>>738350969
Anons aren't shitting on nintendo though, they're shitting on the shit designs
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>>738351004
>I already played the n64 version
Game ain’t for you, unc.
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>>738351078
My case was that you're more upset than I am, so sure. In fact as a barafag I always wanted to fuck Pigma the most anyway and he looks the best and better than he ever has.
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>>738346981
I mean it looks bad, and more importantly, it's just Star Fox 64 again. People would be excited if it looked really good, or if it was new
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>>738350990
>turn on pc
Everything is a “battle” to you consolewar fags, huh?
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>>738350093
Look at the OP though, people were legit excited when it was a new Starfox game rumoured and then it's a remake, and a remake with questionable visual design. I wonder what game we are not getting in lieu of this, I seriously hope that this isn't Next Level games, but the graphics look like Unreal engine slop, so who knows.
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>>738351040
They love console war too, anyone caring about companies and engaging in arguments about which company sucks less cock is for browns
>>738351019
This thread is a shitpost falseflag to mock famboys anon, this isn't the thread to have a genuine discussion about the game but yeah looks rough my smile faded the second i saw that design and recognized the level design
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>>738350990
I want you to get a Switch 2, PS6 handheld (if it's good), and a Steam Deck 2. I want you to let Microsoft's Xbox Helix fail and let Windows PC gaming to price itself out of existence. It's time for Xbox to die, permanently.
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>>738351075
>This is a low iq autistic argument
Tell me about it, you clearly aren't smart enough for this conversation since you clearly don't know how to parse the idea of true objectivity for a video game.
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This series really needs new characters at this point, I'd take literally anything. There's innumerable animals they could use as a new pilots
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>>738351363
>Switch 2, PS6 handheld (if it's good), and a Steam Deck 2.
already have a PC so the deck and ps6 are redundant. Plus Sony is a huge detriment to the industry, as soon as they're gone developers can stop with the push for graphics and make good games again while also being affordable.
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Only GameCube snoys are seething at the news Star Fox game.
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>>738346981
they haven't released a good game in 4 years, even the most rabid fans are getting tired of their shit now
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>>738351008
Now I regret wishing they didn't bury Krystal. Would be funny if they dug up Krystal all these years later only to give her this artstyle.
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I hate Tendies so fucking much...
https://x.com/shacknews/status/2052174400623947830
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>>738351638
I'm a wiisnoy and (3)dsnoy tho
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>>738351587
>Sony is a huge detriment to the industry
Western Sony is, glad they're slowly dying for a Sony Japan takeover again. Only real cancer to the industry is and always has been Microsoft.
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>>738351638
>Yes Nintendo, please remake Star Fox 64 again and do nothing to update it
>Please keep pissing on my head and calling it rain
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>>738350052
It was lightning in a bottle because they literally never tried to make a sequel to it
>a reskinned Zelda clone made by Rare
>a game made by Namoc where you spend more time running around on the ground than in space
>a strategy game with lots of free flight segments and no on rails stages
>a game that was *almost* a sequel to 64, but then ruined it with gyro copters and really fiddly controls
That's the Starfox franchise post-64. They never made any kind of earnest attempt at making 64 2.
Can we just have 64 2, please?
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I'll buy it if the multiplayer looks good. Team matches and online play looks really promising so far.
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>>738351784
>Western Sony is,
No, they've been pretty bad from the start moneyhatting and guiding the industry away from the importance of interactivity has done massive harm to the industry.
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>>738351875
>>a reskinned Zelda clone made by Rare
>>a game made by Namoc where you spend more time running around on the ground than in space
And those games were fun.
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>>738349665
I have gone too long without a video game...
go on and meditate without me, brothers.
Curse this unrelenting drought
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Looks like unreal slop. Nintendo finally hired that man.
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looks great
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>>738351678
>even the most rabid fans are getting tired of their shit now
I wonder who you're talking about
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>>738346981
Bring back blue Nintendo.
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>>738351875
I'm guessing that's why this is being made, that way they can make proper Star Fox sequel. I'm glad Nintendo finally moved out of their GameCube on up mindset.
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>>738351991
Vidya isn't your only hobby, is it?
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>>738351638
>new
lol
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>>738351982
I mean Adventures is literally not a Starfox game.
It's fine, but it is **literally** not a Starfox game.

Assault's just kind of underbaked and crappy, idk.
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>>738348914
COCKY LITTLE SUCKERS
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>It's a game I already 100%'d twice, but uglier
>forced negativity
I would literally have to force myself to be positive about this.
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>>738346981
I didn't read the thread, but I just now woke up and finished watching the direct and I think it looks great. I'm gonna buy a switch 2 now. Thanks for looking and caring.
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>>738352019
Would
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>>738347532
obvious it doesn't look exactly the same, but it's clearly going for the same style you dumb nigger
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>>738351932
Yeah, western Sony. This shit all started when they gave power to California in 2016.
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>$40
this is good

>sf64 is like 5 hours total
maybe less good
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>>738352051
They could have just made a different game.
They could have at least lumped a 64 remake in with a whole new campaign (which I'm hoping is still to be revealed, but wont be)
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>>738351638
At least Assault wasn't yet another Starfox remake, all they had to do was make a new game with new content, even adding in a load of new levels for this game would have been great, but we don't even get that, it's yet again the same levels from Starfox 64, now in smooth 720p 30fps after upscale brought to you by Unreal.
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>>738352089
it kill me how they joke about the shity sonic in their own sequel
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>>738347417
>I understand if you didn't want a remake, but it's still the first Star Fox game in 10 years.
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>>738352160
They'll probably do it.
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>>738351008
How many packs a day do you think she goes through?
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>>738351756
I hate YOU so much.
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I've already played the original SNES game and 64. Why should I play this?
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>>738350779
objectivity doesn't exist, its even more embarrassing to be pedantic about language and then break your own rules, this is a boring talking point.

Kirby didn't evolve shit, it was a mediocre 3rd person platformer in the same vein as 3d mario world, it is only innovative if you are a shit eating tendie who is stuck in IP bubbles and is obsessed by tiny improvements within stale ecosystems. Zelda was a confident re-examination of the open world genre, it was a wiiu game, the switch sequel was creatively bankrupt, lazy dlc. prime 4 was so fucking boring even kamiya had to remark on how stale it looked, all the mario sports games were cynical slop, smash ultimate was more smash 4, odyssey felt rushed and low budget. Xenoblade 3 was re-treading the same ground, all the pokemon games awful cheapshit, bayo 3 shit, luigis mansion, splatoon and pikmin more cynical creatively bankrupt slop.

meanwhile on wiiu, BOTW (the reimagining of the zelda formula and entire genre), xenoblade chronicles X (the weird entry in the series), Mario 3d world (the weird entry in the series), splatoon (the reimagining of 3rd person shooters), tropical freeze (not innovative but a top 5 all time 2d platformer), mario maker (another weird idea for a mario game). The switch library was boring, the WiiU was the last time nintendo actually had to try.
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>>738348868
lul
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>>738352135
excuse me, it's actually $50. $10 an hour. no thank you.
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I don’t know how you can be excited about this. They announced it a month and a half before release, they can’t have much confidence in it being any good.
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>remake sf 64
>make it slow as fuck
this is the worst crime and the list is long.
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Whoever decided the bomb animation was alright should be forced into ritual sudoku.
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>>738352173
There had been exactly zero Starfox remakes, when Assault launched, unless you consider 64 a remake of the SNES game (which is pedantic. They have like totally different levels and storylines)
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>$50
You can not be fucking serious. $40 is the MAX you can charge for this, especially since it takes a sub to play online (the only new content)
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Am I the only fucker who never packed away or sold my 3DS? I still have a great port of this game easily available to me within arm's reach. And I already paid for it!
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>>738346981
>want a new game with good designs
>get the same game we've gotten repeatedly over the years with the same dogshit designs
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>>738347324
>Nintendo is the only AAA gaming company on planet Earth that is still MAKING games...
Porting a N64 game, turning RTX on and charging $60 for it is not, in fact, making a new game.
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>>738346981
You are 100% right and I'm glad people are waking up to it. There has been a massive anti Nintendo campaign ever since the Switch 2 was announced. Faggots are STILL seething Nintendo is doing well and didn't go third party. There are some complaints I can understand, but the sheer volume of bullshit people have been spreading has absolutely muddied the water and ruined any legitimate discussions on anything Nintendo related. The worst part is, that's their goal. They're so fucking assmad they want to ruin any and all discussions about Nintendo games no matter the cost. It's all so tiresome.
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>>738351478
Give me an objective statement about anything you dumb pedant and I will flip this boring 70 IQ argument on you.
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i just want more adventures or assault damnit
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I didn't buy the 3DS remake and I won't buy this
Star Fox seems like one of those series you had to be there for in the early nineties when it was one of the few 3D games that were actually good, anyone born after 1990 only pretends to like it because they're animal fuckers
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>>738352294
How are they gonna justify it being 50 bucks if you can get through the game as fast as you used to be able to?
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>>738347417
>but it's still the first Star Fox game in 10 years
Ports don't count as games. Get some standards or the enshitification of Nintendo will keep getting worse.
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>>738346981
Every 64 remake is just making Adventures look better, because at least that game had the courage to shake things up and try something different with the series. Yes, it turned into Zelda, but still.
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>>738352354
It's $35 in Japan when you convert the Yen. Charging $50 in America is absurd.
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tendies when the board doesn't collectively suck off nintendo
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>>738347075
/thread

Nintendo Has games.
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>>738347324
>Nintendo is the only AAA gaming company on planet Earth that is still MAKING games...
Is Nintendo a AAA company, hell, I have a hard time believing Valve is one? Is Valve a AAA company?
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>>738346981
What baffles me is just that the switch 2 literally has a bundle of emulated N64 games including the original Starfox 64. What's the point of putting a remake on the same platform even if it was good?
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>>738352101
SNES Box art: Cutesy stuffed animals, like something from The Muppets
Nu-version: Uncanny valley realism
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>>738350052
They could have kept the style then instead of doing this shit. That's all they'd have to do.
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>>738352325
Starfox in general, but Starfox 64 is a retelling of Starfox, Starfox Zero is a reboot of Starfox and and this is the second remake of Starfox 64.
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its just sloptuber performative algo shekel farming desu. no one in the real world cares its just to make money ragebaiting youtube addicted normies
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>>738352453
>Every 64 remake is just making Adventures look better
Let's not go crazy now.
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>>738352090
Based positivity Chad.
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>for decades scream
>nintendo hire this man
>they finally do
>complain about it
I dont understand. It was the same way with the TMNT bay movies.
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>>738346981
Every Mariokart is a rehash.
Every 3D Zelda until BotW has been a rehash of OoT.
Zero Mission is a rehash of Super Metroid.
Every Starfox is…. Yup. You guessed it.
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Damn, my boys and the superior mercenaries Star Wolf looking a lil scuffed, 'cept for Andrew surprisingly.
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>>738347324
>Nintendo is the only AAA gaming company on planet Earth that is still MAKING games...
Capcom shits out high quality games at a faster pace than nintendo and they are a fraction of their size. youre stuck in a tendie bubble.
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>>738347075
>hatred for Nintendo for Switch 2
>hatred for Sony for moving back to PlayStation exclusivity
>hatred for Valve for making Steam Hardware Steam exclusive, pricing it at $99, and not selling it in third-world shitholes
Anyone seeing a pattern here? Imagine the seethe if Valve start making their first-party games SteamOS exclusives, kek.
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I wonder if Nintendo's plan for this game is basically we have nothing else, here's at least a game hopefully it sells 3 million to recoup it's development costs.
Why has the first year of the Switch 2 been what were they thinking?
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>>738352632
I don’t understand the passive aggressive hire this man meme. Why don’t tendies want games to look good?
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can animals really talk and pilot vehicles?
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>>738352453
>the courage to shake things up
It was literally a different game that they rebranded as Star Fox.
And Nintendo probably did it to troll Rare out of the ownership of Dinosaur Planet.
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>>738352090
my only problem is the orchestral music. sounds okay, but I really prefer the old video gaming synth music. especially for the sci fi setting
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>>738352116
Anon, that's not western Sony, it's just Sony. They've been doing all of that since the 90s.
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>>738346981
To be fair remaking Star Fox SNES for the 5th? time seems a bit absurd.
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>>738352596
A "retelling" isn't a remake.
From a certain perspective, Mario 64 is a retelling of Super Mario Bros.
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>>738347075
Nintendo cracking down on such things has them seething.
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>>738352652
I disagree about Pigma, Pigma's look is a huge jump from most of his appearances. He's always looked to much like a goofball to be a backstabber.
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>>738352361
>>738348612
>>738352526
>>738352684

literally the same post with the same brown buzzwords
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>>738346981
>Forced
Proper response from a consumer base that has witnessed the MO of a international conglomerate try to bully competitors off the market.
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>>738347220
>uhh wokey kong is based on the miyamoto design not the mario movie so it's actually not dogshit!!!
>uhh the new star fox is based on the original sfc art instead of the regular design everyone likes so it's LE SOUL and not dogshit!!!
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>>738352231
>objectivity doesn't exist
It very much does. I don't even need to entertain your argument if you believe it's impossible to look at something without your feelings getting in the way.
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>>738347075
You can play Star Fox 64 right now. This is Demon's Souls all over again when fanboys pretend their demake is better than the original version.
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>>738351008
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>>738346981
>forced negativity
its a nintendo 64 remake
charged for 70 dollars
kill yourself
kill yourself
kill yourself
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I'm not being consciously being negative.
I just don't see a reason to pay money to play a slightly less nostalgic version of a game I already have, two times over.
I'm more upset that we only get Star Fox games every decade, so it feels like we essentially didn't get anything new this time.
I hope people who never played the game have fun with this, but I don't really need or want it. See you guys in ten years I guess.
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>>738347226
Apparently no one wanted anything new either because anything that wasn’t Star Fox 64 was ignored.
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>>738352851
Nintendo staff has flat out said that the redesign happened before the move and it was inspired by the arcade look. Starfox has always been about how goofy it looks to have realistic animals in space. You are shitting out nothing but head canon
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Why is
>Oh wait, I already have this
considered "hater" rhetoric today?
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>>738352374
you dont get that this reaction is directly proportional to how delusional and easy to bully tendies are. You say absolutely wild shit like
>Faggots are STILL seething Nintendo is doing well and didn't go third party
Implying that the only reason anyone would shit on these stale baby games is that they are jealous and want them on PC, as if we didn't go an entire generation where they were free on PC and nobody gave a shit.
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Are they trying to set a world record for the most remakes of the same fucking game? You can literally still play the original SF64 on the stupid fucking subscription service if youre a gullible asshole who doesn know how to install an emulator. I dont even care how the game looks. Shit is so ass. Nintendo doesnt even make original games anymore, feels good to not own a switch 2 cuz holy fuck
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>>738352787
No it isn't, Starfox 64 isn't a sequel it's an enhanced remake with additional content, Super Mario Bros doesn't take place in paintings, or have the power stars, now you're just twisting yourself into a pretzel to justify this shit.
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What's the second remake of Star Fox 64? I know the first remake is Star Fox 64 3D for the 3ds.
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>>738352931
in ten years it will be another star fox 64 remake, if nintendo hasnt gone bankrupt yet
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>>738352914
>charged for 70 dollars
it's 50$ digital 60$ physical, you fucking liar
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>>738352376
The sky during the daytime, providing the weather is clear, is blue due to the refraction of light and the color blue having a shorter wavelength.

Please point out how this statement is in any way influenced by my personal beliefs.
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>>738352135
>5 hours
I beat the 3ds remake in 45 min
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>>738353027
Zero
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>>738353016
Has Nintendo released a Star Fox game better than 64?

Nope.
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>>738353007
>Implying that the only reason anyone would shit on these stale baby games is that they are jealous and want them on PC, as if we didn't go an entire generation where they were free on PC and nobody gave a shit.
nigga this exactly part of the reason why people are so pissed. People are screaming sour grapes because they can't even pirate them anymore
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>>738352978
>anything that wasn’t Star Fox 64
The 3DS and Wii U games were Star Fox 64 too.
This was the last time we had a chance to show Nintendo we wanted something that wasn't 64.
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>make some dogshit and use it as a bargaining chip
>"buy this dogshit or we won't make new games for this series EVER AGAIN"
history repeats itself
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>>738353089
What? that's not even close to a remake.
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>>738353062
1 run is about an hour, yeah. with all the multiple routes it's around 5. there's probably people that will pay $50 and spend an hour(+change with the new cutscenes) on it.
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>>738346981
Yeah, and its all Eric Cubeootsegasnoy behind this.
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>>738353058
wow what a difference
you realize you can emulate
you realize you can play the original on multiple virtual consoles
ITS
A
REMAKE
CHARGED
FOR
FULL
PRICE
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>>738352374
You'll survive faggot.
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>>738353139
Well at least after this we can call Starfox dead and buried.
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>>738352684
>Capcom shits out high quality games at a faster pace than nintendo
No they don't. Capcom put out like two games last year.
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>>738353060
The concept of blue is a subjective, try again moron. I fucking hate stupid pedants.
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>>738346981
>What is with the insane forced negativity around everything Nintendo does now?
maybe they'd get positivity if they actually made something good? just an idea
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>>738351854
Okay, cubesnoy.
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>>738351078
>Take as to not spread some ancient disease through sodomy
Shitskins like you brought it c.1980
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>>738352572
The new game looks realistic to you? Lmao what a ridiculously horrible take
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>>738346981
You shouldn’t have spent 15 years waging Exterminatus on Sonic fans if you didn’t want this to happen. You were already on the way out in the 90s, but you got too cute instead of just passing the torch off with dignity. Now Mario is the unofficial mascot of people who want to lynch crips and no one is buying your games.
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>>738353016
>Are they trying to set a world record for the most remakes of the same fucking game?
By having one remake? They aren't even going to beat tlou at that rate let alive a game like skyrim.
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>>738353128
We've been shitting on nintendo for over 10 years you delusional tendie.
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>>738352978
because they never made a sequel to 64.
Nintendo doesn't understand what sequels are.
>DUUUUDEE LE INNOVATIONS!
No, you fucking retards, listen to me.
Take that thing we liked in the first place, and then make more of it, but let us go to new locations, and see new things.
Remember how Empire Strikes Back was like more Star Wars, but there was a snow planet, and new characters and it was cool? Remember how it wasn't inexplicably an 80's sitcom about Luke Skywalker, or an instructional video for steam rollers? This is what people want.
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>>738353131
>2006
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>>738353016
You are not the target audience, Nintendo is trying create a new generation of Starfox fans and this marketing push started with the Mario Galaxy movie.
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>>738353139
History has shown if you don't buy this, then you'll get another remake in ten years.
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>>738353020
You fight Bowser and save the princess. It's a retelling.
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>>738353007
The larger public do not pirate games. Also, PC games sell mostly through hype rather than appreciation of gameplay. I'm certain there are many indies that "deserve" more visibility but don't because "the algorithm", skips over them.

Barring larger publishers, PC gaming as a market is a grab bag that Nintendo and Sony would rather sidestep than entertain.
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>>738346981
>>game is announced
I wasn't expecting them to remake 64 for the second time.
I feel like a real fucking sucker for how I might see myself buying this anyway. I don't respect remakes.
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>>738353335
I don't think kids are gonna like a dressed up arcade style n64 game very much, so that doesn't seem too smart.
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>>738353027
>>738353169
Zero is pretty much a 64 remake and it was marketed as such
https://www.nintendo.com/en-gb/News/2016/April/Why-Star-Fox-64-fans-will-love-Star-Fox-Zero-1097923.html
@738353101
Shit bait but obviously you cant make a better original game if you dont make any original games at all
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Star Fox 64 is one of my favorite games of all time, I saw they posted a direct today when I was at work and was so excited to get home and watch it, as I've been wanting a new Star Fox game since I was 5 years old, and Zero was mediocre. I can forgive the art design, but when I saw it was yet another fucking remake of 64, I was so mad. Most games shouldn't even get 1 remake, let alone 2.
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>>738353201
I said high quality, I don't think Nintendo released a single high quality game last year.
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>>738353219
>The concept of blue is a subjective
It's not, the perception of it is but not it's existence. My blue might be your red but it's still a color that exists. People who are colourblind also aren't a factor due to literally having some kind of issue be it a deformity or injury preventing them from seeing the color correctly.
Try again.
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>>738346981
Welcome to modern vidya discourse.
Its just a contest to be more outraged and get screencapped for 4chan/reddit.
Not even a tendie, its just everything.
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>Were you planning on buying it when it leaked as a new starfox game?
>Will you buy it now?
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HOW DARE YOU REMAKE A 20 YEAR OLD GAME THATS A REMAKE OF A 30 YEAR OLD GAME

HOW FUCKING DARE YOU

SONY HAS GAMES


lol lmao nintenwon
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>>738353438
>I've been wanting a new Star Fox game since I was 5 years old
Good news, they came out with a new Star Fox game years ago
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>>738353409
>https://www.nintendo.com/en-gb/News/2016/April/Why-Star-Fox-64-fans-will-love-Star-Fox-Zero-1097923.html
>One of the fan-favourite aspects of Star Fox 64 was that it offered a varied experience each time you played it, thanks to its multiple routes.
I specifically don't remember Zero having a route system. Why did they call attention to this?
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>>738353409
>zero adds new gameplay element
>familiar locations, new stages and gameplay
there a reason zero was hated, it was TOO DIFFERENT from 64 and harder to play
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>>738353327
I can't anymore...
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>>738352652
that aint falco
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>>738353409
It's pretty much not. It's a very different game.
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>>738352652
If you took away those spikes on his head, that'd be a solid Leon design
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>>738353541
Indians and third worlders and zoomers. You guys deserve this for not shitting on them
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>>738353685
happy feet...
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>that one mentally ill tendie seething about fucking Xbox
>fucking xbox out of all things
What the actual fuck am I witnessing
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>>738353441
You said high quality at a faster rate. Don't forget that last part
And to correct myself, Capcom only released one game last year that wasn't a port, monster hunter Wilds which is considered the worst game in the series by fans.
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The new Star Fox mindbroke snoys so hard, it's unreal.
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>>738353570
I actually liked playing this game but I was pissed that it ends like a fucking chapter installment of a larger game (that never came out).
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>>738353365
>I'm certain there are many indies that "deserve" more visibility but don't because "the algorithm", skips over them.
If there are so many then name them, good games always find their audience.
>PC gaming as a market is a grab bag that Nintendo and Sony would rather sidestep than entertain.
This is why every tendie thread will forever be an endless stream of shitposts because you are all coping retards that everyone loves to bully. Nobody bought sony's shitty games on PC because they are mediocre and could not compete outside their own bubble, you had to invent an entire narrative about the PC market to protect playstations honour and this is exactly the response people are fishing for.

The only market where success is deserved is the PC market because that is where everyone is free to compete without loyalty to plastic boxes.
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>>738353245
Sure buddy. It's not like some sodomites just revived some old rat disease
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>>738353581
It did but not nearly as many as 64.
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>>738353789
>>738353685
xD

this is le 5th time ive seen this joke le funyhe xDd!
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>>738353842
There's a new Star Fox? Is it behind the current 64 remake?
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>>738353820
Anon, there isn't a tendie seething about xbox.
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>>738346981
It's ANOTHER remake of 64, how could anyone not expect backlash?
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>>738353889
I remember like two stages having variants, but the results didn't carry forward, so I really can't call that a route.
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>>738353912
>still in this thread seething
its star fox anon, why seethe?
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>>738353842
Yup >>738349707
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nintendo is in very bad shape, guys.
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>>738348746
SF64 is a remake of the SNES game
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heh me shitting my pants in public mindbroke them so hard, it's unreal
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>>738349707
I swear, they'll make a nintendo dog for the switch 2 and there's going to be 20 threads talking about it. anything nintendo gets 20 threads
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>>738353451
The perception of it is all it is, it is a categorisation of a subjective perception. The colour does not exist outside the subjective experience of a human mind, there are even languages that have more words for different varieties of blue which allows them to notice colours that are ignored by English speakers. It is therefore subjective and me pointing this out like an autistic pedant is fucking useless and annoying just like you are.
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>>738346981
I'm not even shitposting or nothing, this seems insanely bad. Even the sound design seems super bad. This has to be a third party title right? There's no way Nintendo has fallen this low.
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Before I posted in the thread I wanted to watch the direct first so I can give my informed opinion.

The characters are ugly.
This means that not only Donkey Kong is gonna be a homo in smash 6 but also all the space animals will be homos in the new smash bros game eventually.
I'm so glad I didn't buy a switch 2.
I would say that it's a good starfox game but not a good game in general.
However since it's just a remake of the first game I can't really give it any credit.
Also the name is awful you can't just name it "starfox." That's what every awful remake/remaster does.
Honest publishers would have named it "StarFox 64 Remastered #2 Ugly Edition. Complete transparency.
Lol.
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>>738346981
i'm not cheering on the third fucking remake of 64 no matter how much they try and dress it up
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They need to retire Miyamoto bruh
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>>738354201
which one is the second remake again?
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>>738353951
Whats this then >>738347580 and >>738347696 and >>738348217 and >>738348391 and >>738349114 and >>738349596 and >>738350838
Should I go on? what kind of bing wahoo autism makes someone seethe about dead platform like muttbox like that lmfao
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>starfox remake made snoys AND furries mad
Umm...based?
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>>738354081
>The perception of it is all it is
No, light actually exists. It's not something that's up to interpretation or opinion as does refraction that gives us the separate colors of white light one of which is blue so no matter how you view that color it still exists as what we know as blue.
The problem here is that you're unable to separate facts and opinions so instead you choose to garble the two together into a hideous mess.
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>>738354201
it's okay anon there's no shame in forgetting zero
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>>738351008
Someone must have hated Katt on the team. They purposely made her look like a gremlin. Bill and General Pepper looked okay but she looks like she spent the night throwing up in an alley.
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>>738354045
64 and Zero are reboots, 64 3D and this are remakes.
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>>738354045
a reboot would be more accurate. They broadly follow the same storyline. The important word their being "broadly" because the SNES game has no James McCloud, Starwolf, Katt Munroe, or a whole tonne of other things.
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>>738353820
Why is there so much positive news about the Xbox lately, something ain't right?
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>>738353826
yes, capcom makes high quality games at a faster rate than nintendo, nintendo shits out 90% slop and remakes then releases 1 good mario and zelda every 10 years.

This year capcom will have released MH stories 3, RE 9, pragmata and onimusha all in 12 months. Every one of these games feels more premium than any nintendo game outside mainline mario and zelda. I say this as someone who thinks capcom is currently in a dark age.
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nintendo would be better simply not releasing this lol
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>>738354240
Not a tendie obviously. There's even a post in there calling PlayStation a good company.
You clearly haven't spent a lot of time on this board.
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>people are upset about the design of a character you don't see during gameplay
>fox always changes his design between games
These hate bandwagons of people who are just there to shit on things is getting mad fucking annoying.
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>>738354284
meant for >>738354239
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Nintendo has never been able to follow up a successful cycle with another successful cycle.
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>>738354284
have you played zero? it's not close to being a remake
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Why is this game making Snoys seethe so hard?
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>>738354359
it's growing on me, but I still wish they would just use the Melee design.
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>>738346981
The entire internet doesn't explode. /v/ is a contrarian board full of losers who reactively zag anytime they sense a consensus zig. I come here habitually since I was on all the time back in middle school, but there's no real opinions or conversations here. Every opinion is canned and reactionary, and stepping out of line invokes an immediate shitstorm. In other words, 4chan has become Reddit. Any videogame or franchise specific sub on Reddit is unironically better.
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>>738347238
Those do actually make it a bad game.
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>>738354354
>tendie tries to push blame onto snoy faggots
kek okay. just look at faggot defending Nintendo and spacing he does in his posts.
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>>738354359
>you don't see during gameplay
We just out here lying now
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>>738354359
You gotta admit it's one of the biggest shifts since Command and Immamura going "you know, I think this is more or less what he's going to look like from now on"
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>>738354319
>capcom makes high quality games at a faster rate than nintendo,
If they're making 1 to 3 low to mid quality titles a year then they not only have a slower and lower quality output than Nintendo, they're also lagging behind other third party developers especially ones like bamco.
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>>738354359
To be fair, these new designs are a pretty stark change. Honestly though I don't mind it as much since Fox's design feels like it's been sanded down so much post Melee.
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>>738352652
Wolf team looks fine, wtf?
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I will now post a pithy negative opinion to garner attention illustrated by retweets and likes.

>we got ue5 star fox before gta6 lmaoooo
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MARIO IF HE REAL
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>>738354438
Game doesn't contain cuckoldry and ugly lesbians. Also they can't play it
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>>738354275
The existence of a wavelength is arguably objective, the perception of it called blue is inarguably subjective. When talking about art 100% of any opinion about anything is subjective but only stupid autists like you think this is something worth talking about because you are too dumb to understand the concept behind the word you are being a grammar nazi about
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>>738354472
You're giving yourself away now anon.
Here's a tip: don't get angry whenever someone even suggests something negative about Sony and you might be able to trick low IQ posters like the "blue doesn't exist" guy.
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>>738354435
calling it a 'reimagining' of 64 means they see it as practically the same thing as this
plus 64 was itself a reimagining of the first game, so technically we're further down the remake chain
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>>738354359
Why did Command have such powerful influence on this character?
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>>738354565
no, it's a new game
and it was awful since it tried to do new shit that was awful
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>Nintendo newfag containment thread
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>>738354476
People are acting like this is a fucking 3rd person walking simulator game like NuGod of war. His comms icon pops up when talking. WHILE IN THE MIDDLE OF PLAYING THE FUCKING GAME. you know controlling the arwing. If that is enough to distract you then you're just looking for shit to bitch about.
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>>738354540
Doesn't NTR make snoys seethe though?
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>>738346981
>4th version of Star Fox 64
>YOU NEED TO ONIONS FACE AND BEG NINTENDO FOR IT NOW!!!!! ASK WHERE THE PREORDERS ARE!!!!!! GET LE HYPE!!!!! GET LE HYPE TO PLAY THE SAME GAME AGAIN!!!!!!!!!
Fuck you.
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>>738346981
Falco's the only one that looks off to me. The rest range from fine to great.
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>>738346981
It looks good and the OST sounds grea5, but to make it almost a 1:1 remake is kinda underwhelming and a wasted opportunity
I'd still play it though
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>>738354484
tendies will say this shit and then unironically cheer over dogshit like this starfox game and prime 4, it is pure insanity. Bamco releases absolutely nothing of worth outside a new ace combat every 8 years.
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>>738354561
>The existence of a wavelength is arguably objective
There's nothing arguable about it, it's just straight up an objective fact.
>the perception of it called blue is inarguably subjective.
Yes, we've already established that but this isn't what we're talking about. We aren't talking about the perception of blue, we're talking about the existence of blue. How it's seen is irrelevant but you won't drop it because it's the closest thing to an argument that you have.
>When talking about art 100% of any opinion about anything is subjective
We aren't talking about art, you have a remarkable ability to stray from the topic.
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>>738354673
The Nintendo reputation guardian ai's have arrived everybody.
Lol.
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>>738354359
God Command and 64 3D's designs were so ugly.
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>>738354619
Hi, GameCubesnoy.
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>>738354656
If it made them seethe they wouldn't be defending Saros
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>>738354656
No
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>>738346981
Oh look another full on COPE thread lmao
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>>738346981
Why cant Nintendo move on from 64?
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no krystal no buy
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>>738354757
???
I just said that falco look bad, the hell is your problem? Am I really not allowed to share my honest thoughts on it? Jesus Christ who shit in your cereal?
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>>738354815
There's only one acceptable answer to your question. Look at the ugly characters and you will realize all the "new" parts of the game are the bad parts. And therefore, if they made a new game, it would be awful gameplay. This way they can at least steal the good gameplay from when StarFox was good, and then objectively ruin the graphics. If they made an entirely new game, it would be so bad everyone would forget about it cough cough. Lol.
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>a billion threads for a star fox game
People really are desperate for Nintendo news. Just imagine how people are going to act if we get an actual general direct in June.
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Nintendo has downgraded the mechanics of all of their games instead of offering sequels since 2000

Here is some proof
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>>738354869
Welcome to anti-tendies anon.
Even when you're criticising Nintendo in some way they see you as a die hard Nintendo fan.

There's a reason why they're called cultists
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Do people think star fox assault is a remake? is Zero a remake? is Command a remake? is adventure a remake?
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lmao you can always tell when they're scared
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>>738354769
You are new to 4chan and participate in console wars LOL
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Ban all third-worlders
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>>738354916
TRVKE
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>>738354953
>hurr is starfox 64 3d a remake
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>>738354953
zero is a remake you retard
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Looks like ass but Nintendo fans are all dumb beaner manchildren so it'll sell like hotcakes.
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>>738354869
First time here? saying something slightly positive about nintendo (even while criticizing) makes them seethe and accuse you of bootlicking
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>>738355059
>he keeps saying this lie as if it's the truth
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>>738346981
>forced

Nintendo could gang rape your mother and you'd tell her to stop complaining about the free massage
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>>738355057
>The game with the same name but 3d added is a remake
I mean, i thought that one was obvious
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>>738354465
Reddit is way worse I have been able to have legitimate discussions here outside of obvious ragebait threads
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>>738354916
Wait isnt SF64 also like 2-3 hours long and they're gonna charge its new remake $70... Oh no
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It looks ugly and it's another remake nigga what do you want people to say?
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>>738355059
It's a reboot, not a remake. Zero tells a different story
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>>738354741
scientific hypothesis rely on mental frameworks built on top of perception and use human sense organs to determine truth or validity, we are fundamentally incapable of determining what aspects of our perception are objective or not which makes all scientific conclusions somewhat subjective. This is why I say arguably because being a pedant like you requires this level of coma inducing argumentation.

The existence of blue IS a perception you fucking idiot, why don't you understand this simple concept. If you killed every human on earth the concept would disappear because it only exists in the human brain which only experiences subjective reality.

we were talking bout games which is art, when I try to bring it back on topic you complain I'm off topic, when I address your shitty example you complain I wont get back on topic. fuck off
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>>738354936
>>738354936

Update
>I don't care about the character design I like how it looks but the gameplay looks shallow.
>All weapon hits look the same.
>Every engagement is just the same repetitive bullshit
>Online gameplay and normal doesn't seem different nor competitive
>Call of duty shooting no weight to shooting to the character differences to fighting different ships

While the og game has all these things.
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>>738346981
It looks nice. I'm just wondering why Nintendo decided to remake the N64 game instead of just making a sequel.
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>>738354815
Nintendo fundamentally does not understand star fox. They do not understand what makes it good, what needs to be fixed, or why people like it.
They got lucky with SNES/64 and have been randomly trying new things hoping the new modification theyve made will make people happy.
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>>738354815
my 11 year old nephew has put 140 hours into starfox 64 on his switch
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>>738348613
>now
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>>738355371
introduce him to sin & punishment and to shmups
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>>738355437
Fuck that play raiden trad
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if anything the curse of forced positivity towards nintendo is finally ending

all the ridiculous overpraising nintendo got actively damaged their games because they took wrong lessons from it
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>>738348613
Discourse on /v/ SPECIFICALLY has been shit since Redditfags immigrated during 2011 and immediately proceeded to label anybody who disagreed with them as "autistic", among other issues.
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The voices being different is also bad.
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>>738347417
lmao shut the fuck
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>>738355507
anon, the last game was star fox zero was a complete ass of a control scheme and mission design
they're not doing that again
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>>738355347
cashing in on the nostalgia and an entire generation of loyalists that now have kids and want to have that "y'know i really enjoyed this when i was your age" opportunity
it's kinda genius and jewish. jewnius.
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>>738347324
holy fucking shit you sound so much like a fucking faggot. I never have seen someone scream so much that they wanted to get their asshole fucked. Go eat dicks you fucking bitch ass gay troon.

Next time you tryna defend nintendo saying they're the only ones making games go outside your house or kill yourself
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>>738346981
That has never happened, fuck off and touch grass.
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>>738355059
play it
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>>738346981
it looks so insanely low budget. it looks like something we would get on Xbox Live Arcade on xbox 360 15 years ago
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>>738355668
why do people think star fox of all series is the one with a fan base? it sold like ass for if's entire life. i think fire emblem sold better
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>>738346981
I remember this thread when Metroid was revealed. Nobody talks about that game anymore.
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>>738350747
The game was pretty awful
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I think it looks good. Star Fox has always been a series based on Thunderbirds, and it’s more of a visual experience with voice acting than a game in its own right.
Despite that, I like the new gameplay effects, with the shots and enemy ships glowing when they're shot down.
I'd buy it on the first day if it were for PC.
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>>738355790
Nostalgia is a hell of a drug, it makes people blind.
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I bought the original as a teen with the rumble pack. This looks pretty cool though the characters themselves look pretty ugly. Guessing they won't give it the Sonic facelift. It's not enough reason to buy a Switch 2, but it certainly adds some much needed appeal to the system. It's pretty cool you can use the n64 controller with it, but I'm guessing that's a Switch 2 version? And how much does that thing cost?
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>>738355778
they were able to use the movie tie-in to effortlessly market, and since it's a re-skin there is no need for things like storyboarding or level design, it's all already there. it's just a low-hanging fruit opportunity.
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>>738355906
this is going to be everyone's first star fox game
most people think star fox came from smash
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>>738355507
>forced positivity towards nintendo
What forced positivity? nintendo fans always crap on nintendo every time they do something stupid. I don't know where this "overpraising", this "cult behavior" comes from
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>>738346981
Because it looks like shit and Nintendo is retarded, the only good games coming up are Rythm heaven and splatoon. The models are shit and it's Lylat Wars AGAIN, I would have taken the movie plot where Fox get lost over this shit.
>read the thread
>It's just consolewars faggots
Of course, same famitsu niggers as in the Raiders thread
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>>738355280
At this point you're getting into the "is reality a simulation" debate. Either way the point was proven. You were unable to show how that statement was influenced by an opinion despite your many mental gymnastics.

And
>The existence of blue IS a perception you fucking idiot
No, no it isn't. You're confusing the word "perception" and the word "perceive" for starters, second even if you killed every human being, the existence of light isn't determined by observation, it just is so while the concept of blue would die, blue itself would still exist.
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>>738354815
it's their fixation on fucking innovation.
Most of the audience doesn't want innovation, we want more of the games we liked to begin with, and most of those games were on N64, because that's where Nintendo started making games that pass as modern (ie: 3D, and with cinematic flourishes)
Every generation Nintendo goes "Oh boy, what if we took Link and made him ride in a steam train or something", and no one fucking cares. We want more of what we liked in the first place, which in the case of Zelda would be mythological fantasy adventures, in the case of Starfox would be tight snappy arcade style shooting, in the case of F-Zero would be high intensity racing in awesome sci-fi environments, and so forth...
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>>738356039
There's a strong anti culture of schizos hating on nintendo for no good reasons and thinking Nintendo is litteraly collapsing or deserve to, which created schizos that made it their life mission to protect Nintendo's honor defending every little thing. The metroid prime 4 amiibo fiasco comes to mind, or the world price discourse, or the tennis price discourse,, the xbx switch 2 edition (and switch 2 edition as a whole, gkc....
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Star Fox has always been a technical showcase, what's the problem now?
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>>738356039
If you hadn't noticed all of these criticisms about Nintendo are criticisms that were aimed at Sony at one point so they're effectively just going "no u"
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>>738347238
>it's another SF64 remake
This is an incredibly valid criticism. Star Fox 64 is one of my favourite games. To this day I still occasionally set up my N64 and try to beat my high scores. I've been playing this game for almost 30 years.
I can look past the Unreal Engine "Nintendo hire this man" character design. The mission briefing cutscenes are a cool addition. Even the graphics (environments, ships) look fine to me. The ONLY thing this needed to have in order to be worth my time was new levels and bosses.
This game will be ostensibly good, because Star Fox 64 was good. The problem is I already own it.
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>>738356216
>which created schizos that made it their life mission to protect Nintendo's honor defending every little thing
Anon, that don't exist and you're proving that with your examples given the response was always to just present facts.
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>>738355864
>Star Fox has always been a series based on Thunderbirds
There is no fucking way anyone here besides you and me know about Thunderbirds.
Even Team America would be just as obscure.
But excellent taste anon.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=huPB3T0v_uQ

Speaking of age.
Fox looks exactly like a senior dog here (I know is a fox but I have never seen an old fox).
I am just going to say it, but strikes me as something similar to Top Gun Maverick.
There is even a legacy theme going on here too.
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>>738346981
As much as F Zero gets made fun of for being a dead IP, at least back then it progressed with each game instead of rehashing over and over. I think that's a worse fate for a franchise
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>>738348080
>new
This game released in 1997.
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>>738356252
It is a problem that it's a creatively dead franchise. Like you say, Nintendo only rolls it out when they need to showcase their technology and remake the SNES game.
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>>738356376
>the response was always to just present facts
By calling people gamecubesnoys and OOTsnoys? I didn't know snoys liked the gamecube or Ocarina of Time.
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>>738356012
alright well sounds like they win either way
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>>738356252
We like the actual games and want a new one?
>erm, sir, you don't understand. Nintendo only makes Starfox to showcase new technology. Sir!
I don't care. It's stupid and they should stop it.
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>>738356461
Are you a tranny? because you sound like a tranny.
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>>738356195
>At this point you're getting into the "is reality a simulation" debate
No I'm not, you're railroaded by stupid retard memes. The point is humans do not have access to the real "objective world" this is why bringing this dumbfuck talking point up in the first place is something only a idiot does because everyone else understands the real meaning and use of the term "objective" is a loose sliding scale of subjectivity that we side step according to context.

Blue is a human SUBJECTIVE interpretation of a frequency of light, I cant keep repeating the same shit. what a boring waste of time you are.
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>>738346981
It is dogshit
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>>738356461
>>738356634
They tried to move things forward, and it got very stupid in the end.
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>>738356740
no, they made stupid gay experiments, instead of video games.
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>>738356740
It was 20 years ago. Nintendo should get the fuck over it.
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literally called it exactly lmao
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>>738354073
>nintendo dog
you mean the 8ch switch dog onahole?
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>>738356520
You genuinely believe that they're real people?
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>>738356685
>The point is humans do not have access to the real "objective world"
Case in point.
This is a completely nonsensical statement based on your own ability to to separate perception from existence.
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>>738352852
>if you believe it's impossible to look at something without your feelings getting in the way.
it is quite literally impossible since all perception is regulated by one emotion or another, the fact that you think it is possible tells me you're a delusional NPC in denial.
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>>738349196
Best post in the thread. This is clearly a high effort remake. But it's just that: a remake.
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>>738357164
They act like tendies, who call people snoys at the drop of a hat.
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I genuinely didn't think nintendo would remake 64 a third time, but here we are. Command really did put this series in chronological limbo..
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>>738356376
They do, they're just not as common as schizo would make you think. If you check social medias there are ton of accounts dedicated to this, defending every little thing however they can, the most recent one that made me laugh is them starting to act as if direct were always bad and that relying on social medias post was better. They're the bad apples that rot the nintendo doscussions.
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>>738346981
Miss him yet?
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Game looks fun and it looks like 100% fan pandering.
However, this is what has changed from when tendies cum over Nintendo to today when spiteful drag queens decided they were as bad as Rowling.

Nintendo is one of the few companies not bending the knee toward trannies and their games attract a lot of child predators.
Nintendo refuses to co-operate with grooming discord circles (the Pokemon community) and they should be commended for it
Nintendo have cause a lot of butthurt from cross dressing retards who unironically thought they owned smash Bros Melee because of "muh competitive scene"
Men playing pokemon in their 40s hate them because they don't take the "meta" or "smogon" shit SRSLY.

Some of the most justifiable reasons to dislike Nintendo like C&Ds and youtube channel takes downs were largely ignored and they happened as far back as the Wii U era, so Tendies deciding to bite the hand because of that is some recent hypocresy.

BTW I am not buying the game, I outgrew Nintendo ages ago.
but it looks fine, I would buy it for my kids.
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>>738357296
>remake whose literal selling point is "we added more cutscenes"
>"high effort"
Stop choking on snoy shit.
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>>738346981
This isnt forced.
Totk hate was forced
DK hate was forced
Metroid hate was forced
Switch 2 hate was forced
Key card hate was forced
Mario galaxy movie hate was forced

This shit?
This shit has the art direction of some fanboy with too much time on his hands doing "starfox if he unreal"
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>>738356685
>Blue is a human SUBJECTIVE interpretation of a frequency of light,
Nigga I've been reading all of your shit with that other guy and this is your problem, you're just too retarded to see it.
No one is arguing that the interpretation of blue is subjective, that's a COMPLETELY DIFFERENT MATTER. How you interpret something doesnt mean shit to it's existence. That's like saying a totally blind person is completely alone in the world just because they can't see anything.
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>>738357302
So your idea of a tendie is someone who hates Nintendo so much that they would try to defend Sony by devaluing the insult that affects them?
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>>738349196
Well the idea is that you were supposed to have children and play the game with them.
The entire theme of the game is about the bond between father & son.
You were supposed to play like at most two games, then live you life and even then we have not seen this IP in like over a decade.
Meanwhile COD gets away with selling a reskinned game every year.
But fair.
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>>738357254
Once again, we are not talking about perception we are talking about existence.
>the fact that you think it is possible tells me you're a delusional NPC in denial.
That's an ironic statement coming from someone who believes objectivity doesn't exist.
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>>738357521
Yeah, tendies devalue the term "snoy" all the time. Hell, I get called a snoy for preferring PC games and multiplats to Nintendo exclusives.

For example, if you liked Hollow Knight: Silksong over Metroid Prime 4, you were a snoy who hated good games.
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>>738357432
>Totk hate was forced
Open world is boring.
>DK hate was forced
It is the same as TOTK and Odyssey
>Metroid hate was forced
It took 15 years and the game is the worst in the Prime series.
Also open world.
>Switch 2 hate was forced
Stupid expensive with paid online and the key thing is weird
>Mario galaxy movie hate was forced
Literally an ad.
>This shit has the art direction of some fanboy with too much time on his hands doing "starfox if he unreal"
This is the least worst offender.
That's what's so insane about this.

Classic formula, gud graphics, online gameplay.
The characters don't seem uncanny, they seem aged up.
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>>738354953
64 is a remake of Star Fox
Zero is a remake of Star Fox
64 3D is a remaster of 64
This new game...It's looking like a remaster, but I'll hold judgment for when it releases
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>>738357250
>This is a completely nonsensical statement
ok tell me how you have access to the objective world. through your fingers? your eyes? your nose? the sense organs of a monkey that are filtered through a very specific brain that has evolved to only pay attention to and reinterpret fragments of the "objective" world according to a very narrow criteria for survival and reproduction. People with brain damage have malfunctioning, subjective interpretations of incoming data with wildly different conclusions on the input, its all arbitrary and related to how each individual brain processes information, outside the brain none of these concepts exist.

you don't have access to it, you have access to your senses which only allow for subjective experience, this is the boring, endless argument over nothing I was trying to avoid but your stupidity is ceaseless.
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>>738357680
>Hollow Knight: Silksong
>Metroid Prime 4
2025 was grim.
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>>738357680
>, if you liked Hollow Knight: Silksong over Metroid Prime 4, you were a snoy who hated good games.
Not a thing, in fact PlayStation was made fun of for not buying silksong
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>>738347220
I wish the characters looked like this. Falco, Slippy and Fox are hideous in the new game.
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>>738356198
But then /v/ attacks From Software for releasing games with the same formula.
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>>738357979
Then why attack people who hated Prime 4? It was a complete disgrace compared to silksong. Every Nintendo fan should've been able to admit that.
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>>738354359
Retard. The entire design philosophy has changed. But you don't care about that because you're a fucking corporate drone.
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>>738357432
>>738357848
All of them are forced including this one.
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>>738358070
>Then why attack people who hated Prime 4?
Because that never happened. Everyone was criticising prime 4, the only one who wasn't was Acfag who was openly making up nonsense about it and as such he was called out as usual.
>? It was a complete disgrace compared to silksong
That's a completely irrational action. One game getting better doesn't make the other bad.
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>>738357464
Im not fucking arguing the captain obvious point that the interpretation of blue is subjective I'm saying that the entire existence of blue is a subjective perception.

you're just as stupid as he is. how many fucking times do i have to repeat that blue is simply a name for a subjective perception, you think that it still exists outside the specific brain that perceived it. The only thing that "exists" is a wavelength of light but both you and he conflate this with the name for the subjective interpretation of it because neither of you understand the words you so desperate to correct the usage of.
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>>738357432
I think even "hate" isn't the right word here. Most people think the game looks fine but the characters are ugly, and the big starfox fans think it's disappointing.
Then again, OP is a faggot.
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>>738358248
>Everyone was criticising prime 4,
Why do tendies have to lie so much?
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>>738358070
Silksong is dogshit
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>>738357912
Clearly that statement about the sky was too complex for you. Allow me to give you one more fitting of your intellect: one plus one is two.
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>>738358328
Claiming it's a lie when we have archives showing the criticism from fans is a bold move.
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>>738358437
We are literally in a thread where OP cites that the hate against Prime 4 was "forced".
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>>738358494
Yes.
However, criticism isn't hate.
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>>738357631
>Once again, we are not talking about perception we are talking about existence.
you're simply too stupid to have this conversation with me.
I never said objective reality doesn't exist, I said you don't have access to it because your entire experience of reality is unavoidably subjective, therefore any concepts you derive from that experience are subjective illusions.

This is a pointless conclusion either way and I was telling you to stop fucking talking to me because I could see this boring circular nonsense coming a mile off.
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>>738358568
>criticism isn't hate.
Are you seriously arguing semantics? If someone criticizes Prime 4 and doesn't like anything they did with it, then it's clear they hate the game. In your mind, that makes them a snoy.
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this entire board is a massive psyop demon troll hive if you come here regularly you are losing
falco looks like ass btw
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>>738358669
>Are you seriously arguing semantics
No, I'm telling you the objective fact that hate and criticism are two different things. Hate is inherently negative and doesn't rely on truth, criticism is the exact opposite, you don't criticise something because you hate it but rather because you want it to improve.
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>>738358669
>If someone criticizes Prime 4 and doesn't like anything they did with it, then it's clear they hate the game.
NTA but hate and criticism doesn't go hand in hand, you can in fact have criticism that isn't hate.
Not that that mattered with nigger like Acfag screeching nonsense all the thing n
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>>738358892
>Hate is inherently negative and doesn't rely on truth,
That's a lie. Hate can easily be based on criticism and wanting something to improve. It sounds like you just want a curated hugbox ala r*ddit.
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>>738358968
>Not that that mattered with nigger like Acfag screeching nonsense all the thing n
You need to calm down. You sound very upset right now.



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