>zoomers have literally no culture and all their most hyped games are regurgitated demakes of the games that we grew up on. What went so horribly wrong?
>zoomersYou mean alphies.
The world collectively decided to stop producing good shit after the millennium ended I guess. Idk? Don't blame me for growing up in such a culturally stagnant time.
>>738352080>old games are good>remake them so everyone can enjoy themWhats the problem here?
>>738352080It’s your generation making these games retard
>>738352774For one, they've already remade both OoT and Star Fox 64 on 3DS, now they're doing the exact same thing on Switch 2.
>>738352774>remake it as a movie game with online pvpLmao shut the fuck up nigga
>>738352774The console you need to own to play this game already offers you the option of playing the original version. This isn't a case of "lost media" that can't be ported being remade because the original is inaccessible.
>>738352774Laziness, cultural stagnation, complacency. Need I go on?
>there was a time when endless sequels instead of new IPs was considered creatively bankruptwe didn't know how good we had it kek
>snoy is so mad he regurgitates a post from another thread
>>738352774Nintendo fans have 40 years old and already played all these game
>>738352080Are you retarded? We're the ones making the games now. WE have no culture because the people making games are inspired by games and games alone. We have no other experiences or art to draw from because we are retarded. Don't get me wrong, zoomers will be even worse when they're the ones making the games, but the current state is our own fault.
>>738352080Zoomers are 30 years old anon. >>738352884>he thinks the 3ds came out a few years agoYou’re getting old, anon
I dislike zoomers but what the fuck did they do here?
>>738353000Their children haven’t. I know that’s a foreign concept too steamies though.
>>738353163>too
>>738353163Nintendo isn't even a kids company anymore, they are a manchild company. Their average age is older than Sony, PC, and Xbox.
>>738353163No normal person is paying 80 dollars to give their kids the worst possible sexual awakening ever
>>738352080zoomers cant afford to buy games. average switch owner is 35.
>>738352080I'm a zoomer and i played the old games.
>mediocre millennial men enter the workforce and the arts>all cultural output becomes mediocre derivative slop>mediocre millennial men post about da zoooooomers on 4chan
>>738353223That study was done in Japan, anon. Not exactly representative.
>>738352080>you can play it like you did on the N64 with the N64 controller!Do they realize that it's been like... 30 years? Who do they think they're talking to in this?
>>738353237But discord and steam to download, anon.
>>738353907Free* that is, kek.
>>738352080Roblox happened
>>738353730manchild culture is even bigger in the US. Kids play Fortnite, roblox, minecraft, not fucking Nintendo
Honestly this is indefensible. You fucking hate cinematic movie game shit? Well that's all this remake adds. No new gameplay. No new levels. In a fucking RAIL shooter. Just more cutscenes and graphics.
>>738352080>zoomers have literally no cultureNo kidding.
>>738352080They already used up all the good ideas back then
>>738352080Zoomers are a failure of a generation that bitch and cry about everything.Glad the ALPHAS gonna be able to enjoy true kino unlike the older no fun bitch zoomtards.Mass zoomer suicide soon, trust the plan.
personally i feel it's a better deal now. any retarded 10 year old can install an emulator on their mom's laptop and play the games i needed a brand new console for at higher quality.
>>738354406what is with the mass glownigger psyop going on these days /re intergenerational warfare? it's getting tiresome
>>738354074Next you’ll tell me it was only adults who saw the Mario galaxy movie. They left her kids at home, right?>manchildA big part of being an adult is accepting that you can like things like video games that are childish and not give a fuck what others think. And ALL video games are for 12 year old boys anon.
>>738354196Fixed.
>>738354739Zoomers can't even figure out how to use an emulator they definitely aren't playing games from before they were born.
>>738354501Damn what a retard
>>738354592Turns out you don't get anything just by BAAWIIING your eyes out bitch larper zoomnigger.
>>738352774>>remake them so everyone can enjoy themThey already could. Fuck. You can play Starfox 64 on the Switch already, even though it's real gay that you need a subscription to do it.
>>738354687>ALL video games are for 12 year old boys anon.You're right, there is literally no difference between these, they're both just toys.
>>738354687What kind of retarded manchild cope is this? Make it more obvious you are fat, low test, and single. A bright, colorful, simplistic, shallow game with soft shapes and high pitch voices is clearly for children. The same clearly does not apply to a game with mature adult themes. No different than how "Baby at the Farm" is clearly for toddlers while "War and Peace" is clearly for adults.
>>738354739Kek you're really mad
>>738355056yeah, you are wasting your time
>>738355056Well technically speaking a chess board and pieces are not toys, they are tools used for a sport. You should re-do this post with 2 actual toys being compared.
>>738352080>>738354196These posts never make any sense, they act like it's kids that make the videogames. This is all Gen X culture if anything.
>>738355576You already said all games are for children, and chess is a game. Try again.
>>738352774The 3DS port is right there.
>>738355582By that logic no gen makes their own games.
>>738355056You know if you made the right with more rustic colors and less cutesy, it would sell pretty well as an office desk decoration.Video games are toys, though. Applying erotic elements and violence doesn't change the fundamentals.
>>738354739Replace the top row with world of warcraft and this would be an honest image soillenial bitch.
>>738355576>Well technically speaking a chess board and pieces are not toys, they are tools used for a H1BVisa.FIXED THAT RFOR YAA SAAAAR TRULY GREATEST SPORT SAR
>>738355758something for entertainment =/= toyand not all games are made for entertainment anyways.
>>738352080as much as i want to blame the zoomers, it's actually the companies and the way they've butchered game development. it's also political correctness that 'fairness' that has poisoned the creation of true art.old games were made by smart/professional devs out of their passion.new games are made by companies churning out junk for $$$ as fast as they can.
>>738355727Are you willing to look at the ages of the directors for every game you like?I know this for certain, no millennial worked on Chrono Trigger.
>>738355759I guarantee WoW isn't as popular among the average gamer as you think it is.
>>738355628Chess is a sport actually. What you're doing right now is comparing an apple to a tire iron. Again, make a fair comparison.
>>738352080>every industry goes after greedy algorithmslop>zero risk or innnovation because think of the shareholders>before, platforms like youtube were only for soulful funposting, now everyone wants to just monetize, grift, and get rich quick with no real contribution like dramatrash>people getting even more lazy and soulless with AI>slop ensuesI feel sorry for alphazoomers
>>738355842The underlying mechanics in (most) video games are more aligned with toys than film or literature (toys yield some form of entertainment through interactivity). I say "most" since I would find it hard to qualify VNs and RPGs as toys, though I would put choose-your-own-adventure books and TTGs as toy-adjacent for the sake of my arguement.What games aren't made for entertainment? This isn't me disregarding your argument, I want to know what you think as games that skirt the definition of "entertainment".
If they wanted to attract zoomers they should have just called it Star Fox 67
>>738356108What film and literature aren't made for entertainment? Your answer here is the same as to your question.
>>738352774It just is okay?!?
>>738356026All the failed live services of the past two years are going to make developers even more hesitant to launch a new IP. The term Concord already refers to a loss of $400 million.
>>73835277464 isn’t even one of the n64 games that aged like crap, it controls perfectly and the charm still comes through in spite of the crust. And all you have to do to play it is for over $50 for nso expansion.
>>738352080zoomer culture is social media
>>738352080Zoomers grew up with these games too
>>738352080actually zoomers have roblox and the cocomeloncheckmate.
>>738352774If a game is old enough, it should be free and shared for the benefit of humanity. Which it is (emulation). It's bad when it's a grift that costs $200.
>>738352774The old game still exists and since I played it already I would like a new game. In this scenario, even the person who hasn't played the original benefits because they would have two (2) games they could play.
>>738356947Cocomelon is Gen Alpha brainrot. Good luck when you need healthcare at 80 and all your doctors and nurses grew up on Skibidi Toilet and Tung Tung Tung Sahur.
>>738352774SHUT UP SHUT UP SUHUT SHUT UP HSHUT PUSONY HAS GAMES
It's actually kind of crazy that a game I played 30 years ago is getting a remake. I totally feel like those boomers watching their nostalgia shit getting remakes now.It's awe and disgust at the same time and some schadenfreude.
>>738352507The 2000s was the best era in gaming
>>738352507BWEEEEEH BWEEEEEEEEH DONT BLAME ME ME ME IM NEVER AT FAULT IS (GEN X MILLENIAL ) (ALPHAS) FAULT BWEEEEEH BWEEEEH
>>738357337>It's actually kind of crazy that a game I played 30 years ago is getting a remake.How? They've remade it twice already.
>>738358343eh really? I never cared until I saw the shitposts on /v/
>>738352080>zoomers have literally no culture and all their most hyped games are remakessounds kino
>>738352080This must be how my parents felt in the 90s and 00s when every other movie release was a remake of something from the 60s and 70s but us kids had no idea.
You ever notice how all the lazy casual slop /v/ slogs through on repeat and tries to shove on zoomers is constantly caving in on itself? What a tremendously faggy and flimsy house of cards you people are. Next step is not facing the real issue and trying to make it some culture war thing.
>>738352774If you can't enjoy an old game as it is you don't deserve to play it
>>738352507>The world collectively decided to stop producing good shit after the millennium endedYou mean after the previous Mayan epoch (3114 BC-2012 AD) ended. The 2000s-early 2010s was still kino.
>>738352080fuck you unc
>>738352774I want new, exciting games, nigger.
>20 yrs from now>it's an HDVRAI remake of a game from roblox> :o
>>738353163>t.
>>738352080I guarantee you're one of them who unironically thinks DEmake4 is good
>>738359507Reminder that the toddler piece puzzle is a Shrine puzzle in NU-Zelda.
>>738352884Starfox 64 is literally a remake of Star Fox, they then remade the game on 3DS and again with Star Fox ZeroWe are currently y at our 5th remake/reimagine of Star Fox
>>738352261No, I mean Zoomers shut the fuck up.
>>738352774Hi sis
>>738354196Why are millenials so obsessed with generation war faggotry? Here, I fixed your strawman. Also 2 of those games in the millenial section would've been released at a time where the youngest zoomers (1997) would've experienced them, seems like a bit of a silly example.>>738358948It's just part of the cycle, millenials got blamed by their peers so they pass it onto zoomers. Eventually zoomers will be doing it with gen alpha and so fourth, instead of truly addressing the real problems because nonsensical generation bickering is a good coping mechanism in comparison to forming rational opinions.
>>738352774Star Fox 64 has been rereleased multiple times and is already on NSO, what exactly is preventing people from enjoying it on the Switch right now?
>>738359667I wish retarded generational war nonsense would be removed as off-topic, retards like you don't even discuss games.
>>738352080>zoomers have literally no cultureSpoken like a true American who doesnt know what even culture means
>>738360812>he says as muslims invade his country
>>738352774It's just snoys seething that nintendo won again. They had no problem with re4make.
>>738360916pot calling the kettle black
people are losing their shit over the characters looking like the SNES puppets instead of their furbait twink version but they should be mad that it's yet another remake instead of a new game.
>hourly NDS thread
>>738359667Anon, I'm a zoomie and grew up on Starfox 64 before the GameCube was even out.
>>738352774>old painting is good>remake it so everyone can enjoy themwhats the issue?
>>738363284I'm mad about both, and with my luck these designs are going to be permanent.>SNES puppetsIf only. Have you seen Falco's chicken legs?
>>738352774>>738352080People have made videos on about why Andross needs to retire when he only has canonically appeared about twice per Star Fox timeline.What they mean to say is stop spamming Star Fox 64
>>738352080Please don't be the design in the new Smash Bros. Please let these new designs be a one off.
>>738352080>boomers stole millennials' future>zoomers are stealing millennials' pasttruly the lost generation
>>738360302zoomers ruined video games, culture, music and more importantly zoomers ruined life, world went straight into the shitter because of them.Most bitch ass nigger gen to ever live, didn't stand up against the man and instead decided to suck rabbi and negro cock. Weakmen create dogshit times
>>738364080All the modern shit in the gaming industry is down to millenials, but you can keep trying to blame us for your own doing.
>>738364260>gaming industry is down to millenialsIt isn't. We fought tooth and nail against the casualization and enshittification. Truly the most dogshit generation to ever live.
>>738364340>We fought tooth and nail against the casualization and enshittification.HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>738364459We shit on every single Gen X (your dogshit parents) that bought the horse armor. Failed people created failed offspawns, simple , honestly.
>>738364534>Weyeah nobody gives a fuck about what a brownoid turd worlder trash faggot like you thinks, keep thinking you're the resistance little redditor.
>>738364712Your generation has no cultural impact, you ARE the brownest ugliest generation
>>738352080This points to gen x/millennials being cultureless swine that can't create great creations for younger generations retard. Culture is defined by the generations that make it, not what you consooomed as a drooling child.
>>738352080Not true. We have fortnite, roblox, gtav, roblox, yakuza, pokemon, mgr, and we can emulate your uncslop too we just choose not to.
>>738363440>BAAAAWWW PLEASE GIVE ME SOCIAL VALIDATIONEvery Gen zigger says this shit. Fuck off, you will never be a 2000s kid, you were never there or sentient to understand. You have no way to redeem your shit generation. Your tombstone will still be written with 200_ no matter how many times you larp your way to happiness.
>>738365904Zoomers literally havent made anything. Now go back to multi tasking tiktok and minecraft or plsnts vs zombies or lego shovelware you stupid little faggot baby
>>738363368Sweet! A Nintendo DS thread!
>>738360151>zoomer responds to bait and gets emotional over ityou love to see it.
>>738353163Nintendo gamers cannot get laid so the probability that they have children is zero percent
>>738352080remake? lmao i thought it was a sequel
>>738363559Star Fox is a cursed franchise, doomed to repeat itself countless times and never evolve.
>>738360151So we’re really doing this huh.
>>738352080zoomers actually seem to play the same decent to great games... on PC>What went so horribly wrong?Seems to me that in many cases the game studios making games for consoles suck MORE at making games for consoles than they used to.
>>738364931found the /pol/tard>>>/pol/
>>738352080it really is depressing
>>738352080Why even buy this? You know EXACTLEY what you're getting. You have the original on switch online for a better price. This is so dull and lame I can't articulate it, but games are taking so long to come out now so when you make something (especially a rail shooter near full price) you better make something great, but no. Remake, upon remake. I don't understand the point of this game.
>>738357032the mouse made sure copyright will never expire in your lifetimeregulatory capture is a bitch
>>738352774It's objectively worse than the original. >adding extra graphics for no reason, like a damn snoy movie>adding more cutscenes and story like a damn snoy movieIt's repulsive. Nintendo really wants games to be movies, don't they?
>>738352080>demakeYes, more modes and features than any other previous StarFox game makes it worse? Okay bro.
>>738372052>oh my science, they added achievements? Even though we make fun of anyone else adding them? Brilliant!
>>738359643as someone whose last Nintendo console was a 64, that's wildI'd question why it can't get the same treatment as Zelda but I assi,e flying games are harder to innovate on
>>738352080>Corporations keep remaking the same thing over and over>IT'S LE ZOOMIE'S FAULTI'm not even a zoomer but all they are being offered is this.
>mfw they hired THAT guyi love it when may-mays seep into reality. brings my sorry life some joy
>>738352080Zoomers were the only ones that got original Star Fox games during their childhood. The two games released before Adventure were Star Fox 1 and a remake of Star Fox 1. The three games released after Commands were a remake of the remake of Star Fox 1, a game based on the remake of Star Fox 1 with a reimagined plot, and now a weirdly realistic remake of Star Fox 1.
>>738353051you act like this shit isnt directly inspired by soi wars and some older space animes in the first place.
