>They brought back Star Fox and his pals, but instead of a team of genki hotheads, they're now gross tired washed up 40 year olds>New character models are borked and rounded so you can use them as Vtubers in a Nintendo-only video chat client: fuck stylish and dynamic profiles, we need to rig these models to your fat fucking face>They're remaking Star Fox 64, one of the most widely beloved games in the series, instead of remaking one of the more flawed entries like Star Fox: Assault, a game that would actually benefit from a remake, or making a new game>They're calling it "Star Fox" implying they mean it to be the new definitive game of the series>It doesn't look like they're adding new levels or trying to improve the game, they're adding more cutscenes. Because that's what gamers want. Lots of cutscenes featuring aged out fursonas>Introduce the game by reminding us of the Mario Galaxy movie where Star Fox (with a better design) pulls a "How do you do, fellow kids?" and explains his backstory in cringey ironic reddit quips>There are moments when the visuals look good, but since it's a remake it's going to invite comparison with the original and (rightfully) be called soulless when it gets the sense and feel wrongBros I'm so tired of this fucking era
>>738356539It's like almost everything wrong with modern gaming
#metoo
>>738356539>we need to rig these models to your fat fucking faceThat is quite literally not how it works
