>lose a match>blood boiling and I'm inches away from punching my screen>say gg anyway
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tfw too autistic to say gg
>>738362298i no longer feel any strong emotions. enjoy it while you can
>lost match>had fun though>say gg>play again
>lose match>it was entirely my fault we lost>blame someone else>everyone gangs up on him
>>738362298You're suppose to post an catbox link to your penis
>win game>feel like the person on the other side hates me and wants to kill me>abruptly leave without saying anything
>>738362831https://files.catbox.moe/54u8jf.jpg
>>738362298Take your meds, angryanon.
>say gg in a completely neutral way, and its also the only thing i've said for the whole match>faggots on the enemy team start seething, somehow thinking it was sarcastic or something???
>lose match>opponent makes fun of me>masturbate as a coping mechanism
>>738362530nothing OP said is tied to age
>>738363008You will only be able to get off for a woman if she degrades you. You are conditioning yourself into being a bitch.
>>738362298>>738362905Could be worse >win>thank team for the good game >best player of my team tells me to kill myself for getting carried True story
>>738363008Don't forget to eat your own cum!
>>738362298What if the opposition said "gg ez" on the chat...?
>>738362298You got T-rex arms or something?
>either win or lose a match>near-zero emotional reaction, leave as soon as the game allows me and instantly requeue>never say one word in voice or texti'm 32 years old, i'm just getting gameplay in.
>>738362298>hates losing>still plays a game where half the players lose every single timeWhy spike your blood pressure like that, anon? Competitive games are designed around you only winning around 50% of the time. If not winning makes you physically angry then you're going to be in for a very, very bad time.
>lose match>it was the last one>die of cold
>>738363297True wisdom. Playing any ranked game is pointless cortisolmaxxing with no real life gain unless you're hitting on chicks in CS silver lobbies.
>>738363008lol cuck
>Lose game to blatant aimbotter/wallhacker who is 20/1>he says gg>"shut the fuck up faggot">queue next
>>738363523>VAC banned for saying faggot
>>738363523>5000 hours in game>shoot at walls I know people usually are>win>"gg guys">get called a faggot cheater
>game is in the bag>some teammate still bitching non-stop since early game>on verge of winning >guy still quits >we still win the game
>one faggot gives up at the start >always bitching >win anyway because we use him to bait the other team into throwing >suddenly thinks he's a god gamerYeah. All you "champ"
>lose a girl>she's getting married and i'm second away from blowing my brains out>say congrats anyway
>>738364441You can't lose a woman. She was never yours to begin with. Learn to be a better man.
>lose match>blood boiling and I'm inches away from punching my screen>win match>feel nothingwhy I don't play mp games anymore
>>738364530>you can't lose a womanyes you absolutely can. what kinda gobbledygood is this? are you muslim? i've only seen this kinda logic with muslims
>win match>don't say anything>lose match>don't say anything
>lose match>other teams explodes in chat cause they are mad as fuck>im unbothered and dont say anythingi won
>>738364662
>>738362298>Lose a match>Salty, tilted, mad at my teammates>write a salty message. delete it. write another one. delete it again. I know better than this>Get actual salty hatemail from a teammate>Suddenly I'm not mad any more and now get to laugh at someone being 0.00001 picounits madder than me and act like I didn't care at all
>>738364147That's what they all say.
>>738364598Kek same. It never starts out like that, but eventually it get's to that point
>match ends>people start writing random letters in chat>join in>get banned
>>738364929Don't eat cat shit and you'll be fine
>>738362905>Win a match in a fighting game>heh, bet that guy is so mad right now>lose a match in a fighting game>fuck this smug asshole, I bet this guy has such an inflated ego
>Lose match>Say bg followed by profanities
>lose match>game character crawls out of the screen and punches you
>>738363321Made me kek anonThank you
>>738363321lol git gud
>have a fun game>say gg>have a bad game>dont say gg
>>738362298>>738362676>>738362696>>738363523>>738364441>>738364598>>738364792EZZZZZZZZZZ GAME
>other player keeps fighting with me online>they win some, I win some>we start taunting each other and acting dumb on 3rd or 4th fight>one more serious fight after that>we part ways
>hear girl in voice chat>put mic close to my penis and start masturbating>game ends>gg ez no re>send her a friend request
>>738362298>gg>btw>you can SUCK IT>quit game
>>738362298>win match>sigh>queue next match>lose match>sigh>queue next matchGet on my level scrub
>Join public lobby in a fighting game>Win two matches>Someone in the chat says, “who is this player? such skill”>Lose the next match
>>738363264>near-zero emotional reaction, leave as soon as the game allows me and instantly requeuethis was when I decided to finally quit playing competitive mp games
>>738372549its a positive thing for me. i was very cringe when i got emotional over it.
>>738362298>always say gg easy no matter if I win or lose>someone always gets mad
>>738362298>my team ass rapes the other team>teammates shit talks other team non stop>feel a little bit bad but still love to win
>turn chat back on for the first time in months>see 3 zoomers all using nog slang and talking about shoes or some gay shit>turn chat off
>enemy team has hacker that's blatantly using wallhax+aimbot>enemy team wins>the rest of their team still say gg after the match
>>738362298>WinNext match>LoseNext match
>>738363321
>teammate screaming and blaming me all match>vs him next match>stomp him
>>738362298>Lose match >Say I did nothing wrong, I did everything correct>Fap to Brittney White™>Ack ack ack what's that? The camera is on huh... The camera has been on this whole time huh...>Say hello and awkwardly squirm around
>>738362298>lost due to russian faggots on CS2>donate to ukraine army>queue again
>>738362298>>lose a match>>blood boiling and I'm inches away from punching my screenGenuinely don't get people like this. Why do you even play if it's just making you seethe? In fact, why is it making you seethe at all? A loss here and there is inevitable.
>>738362298Good. You should maintain composure and proper conduct, even if your instincts demand recompense. You have an instinct to deny loss. You want to turn it into victory by any means. Downplaying the opponent, belittling them, chimping out, insults, excuses. Anything to make it as if you did not truly lose. If you let these urges control you, you will be brown.
>>738372549Winning/losing is just a cutscene and 1% of the match. Just is to enjoy the gameplay before it.
>>738362298no gg no skill as WhiteRa used to say. Pissed off that pedophile Destiny immensely which was based.
>get in match>play just for fun>black widow>get carried by team>>never play black widow againsome people want me to tryhard in a normal game
>bg>game sux game sux game sux
>>738364929
>>738363321heh
>absolutely fuming with rage at my shit eating keyboard crusting braindead faggot teammates>exclusively nice to them over the mic because I can't be fucked with conflict that might last an entire game
>fuck up on a clutch>spend the rest of the game rewinding the round in my head and wishing I could go back in time to fix it
>>738362298>stop playing comp games>be happyit was that easy.
>never lose match>always top of the board>make teams quit from humiliation>dominate every single server I join>everyone wants me on team>spammed invites after every game>people clipping my skills and telling me they wish they were meI cant relate to your experience op.
>>738380291what game
>>738380342Dreams for the PS4
>>738380342Every single fps and tps ive ever played .
>>738380403what fps and tps games have you played
Why would favelan SEAmonkeys feel this way? I'm as good as Shroud and Ravic in FPS games (heh) and whenever I found or came face to face with a worthy opponent, it's always an exhilarating good times. Win or Lose, it's actually GG.
>>738362298>lose a match>seething >start talking with an very old mans voice>starts dancing out of rage
>load up game>notice jaggie in the distance and one frame drop and tear for a billionth of a picosecond>quickly check frame time graph to confirm what I just saw >yep theres a dip on the graph>it did actually happen>quickly open up settings menu...
>>738380460What the fuck is this? You some sort of games detective? You work for the GBI?
>>738380610your statements mean nothing without proper context
>win match>micspam nightcore
>>738380638The context is thats EVERY SINGLE GAME IM THAT GOOD you will never be me faggot thats the context, get a good whiff as thats the only time you'll ever smell the scent of a winner. Huff it .
>win match>played like shit the entire time>got absolutely carried by team mates>"thx 4 the tutorial">"gg ez lmao"
>>738380728my balls win and they smell great, however
>>738362676>i no longer feel any strong emotionsI too am at this point.
>>738363297Yeah thisI fucking suck at losing like, 80-90% of the time and require a constant trickle of at least small victories to feel good. I'm in my late thirties and at this point I'm basically off all PvP games, the only one I still occasionally play is Fortnite since a) winning is unlikely anyway b) you have plenty of other things to do that aren't tied to the PvP c) there's enough children and bots that I can still get some kills in and feel good. The only other one I play is every so often I'll boot up war thunder because there's literally no other good 'simcade' tank game and I play until I get mad at it and stop again.Any time I've tried getting into fighting games in the past I've usually got so mad and depressed that I had to stop before doing something stupid.
>join match at the last second>my team wins without me doing anything>type "ez game ez life" in chat
>>738362964>Guy running it down mid all game>50-1 >Enemy team says gg>"Was it though?"
>>738363321zozzle
>>738363034OP is clearly a cat, didn't you see the selfie he uploaded? Judging by his facial, OP is a kitten, adolescent at best, likely under a year old, so they are FAR beneath the age standards outlined in the site rules.
>lose match>write "very ez gg" in chat>enjoy replies from dumbasses getting upset
>>738381547Cats can’t shitpost on /v/
see you in arams tonight boysi got aram in my name watch outgg
>>738379772I do this, I look back and review and think what I did wrong and what I could have done insteadI rarely get into clutch situations, even more rarely that I win them
>>738379707Maybe you need to learn to be more passive aggressive
>>738362298>lose a match>wipe tears from my eyes because I was laughing hard at the stupid way I died>say gg and thanks for a fun match
>>738362298typical moid behaviour
>team starts playing badly>micspam some avril lavigne for the lads>they play much better and we win the game
>the 0:15 player on the enemy team says gg ez>both teams get madI think it's hilarious
I would rather lose with good teammates than win with shit teammates
>>738362298>didn't say ggwp to your alliesngmi
>>738382692Back when I played multiplayer it was always funny to type GG EZ after getting stomped. Somehow it still rustled jimmies
would you rather>be the only competent player on the server>be the worst player on a server full of sweats
>>738383069Worst player
>match ends>everyone typing gg>decide to give a shoutout to best boy Nier >fuck up and hit enter half way through>fix it and finish his name in the next message>people call me a racist and I get bannedWTF?
>>738383486stupid nier
>win match>report bait>have my whole stack insta spam report anything we can>lose match>report bait>have my whole stack insta spam report anything we canwe are 101% responsible for a few "money stolen" threads on this zimbabwean bushmeat discussion board
>lose match>friends about to clock out because 4am>Some random faggot says gg ez>We stay one more match>Dedicate our entire match to bully this guy, even sending several fake reports about toxic speech, hacking and other shit.>Check his steam profile later>Find out he got banned.As it should.
>lose in a sp game>punch myself in the leg so hard it bruised
>>738362298LMAO I can see this cat doing that
>2014>DS2 sucks>PVP worked a bit better than DS1>iron keep bridge duels>every time I lost get so angry that I twist my dualshock 3 as hard as I can>still works today
>>738362298Thank fucking god that at least in CS2 people still actually mean gg when they say it without irony or happenstance.
>>738384532>iron keep bridge duels>duels in general
>>738384620Dark souls duels in the kiln were peak
oh, perfect opportunity to post thishttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l5i9xdMuGlo>>738384667>duels in the kiln were peakahaha oh wow.jpeg
>>738384620somehow it was exactly what my then 18 yo brain extracted dopamine from
>>738362298>pick up hints of sweat>hmmmm>gets snippy when things don't work out>relax gaming posture 75 percentOh no, we lost guys. Well that's too bad. ggs, gl in the next one.
>>738384710>Competitive pvp >Dark souls 2Miss me with that shit
>>738384964that's the joke you fucking idiot
>>738385036If a youtube video greets me with a cancerous thumbnail im not inclined to click it so haha good one I guess.
>>738385074ahaha yeah, fair enough, haha, kys faggot, haha
>lose match>very close game with everyone on the same skill level and doing smart plays>happy gamer>win match>completely unbalanced teams of retards on both sides but I had to carry hard>angry gamer
>>738385115I still liked the duels in dark souls, seethe more pvpfag
>my team are retarded>get mad>the other team are retarded>get madI swear I was born to be a coach, be better you fucking idiots, you have multiple hundred or thousand hours and you're playing like you've nevertouched THE FUCKING GAME BEFOREcalm btw
>Lose match>Open his steam profile>England>Leave a comment saying his profile picture is from an underage little girl and he's a pedophile>Tip gov agents>Account closed, guy is arrested and jailed for 100 years>Visit his cell>Say "GG">Leave
>>738385334i dont recall asking
>>738385406>post on a forum>wait a minute what is this shitlol, nta no spergirino please
>>738385490didnt ask you either
>When I answer questions better left unanswered
>when im trying to be funny by posting le funny ai slop with cats
>>738362298This kind of stress is not healthy. It's time to say "no" to competitiveslop.
>>738362298>GG NO RE
>>738386216t. blue nightgown femoid
>>738386404The combo starts with ez, casual.
>>738362298>win matchdon't say anything>lose matchsay bg
>>738386447>t. signs his own posts
>>738362676I got genuinely excited for something a few years ago and the feeling was so foreign to me that I felt sick.
>>738384956damn that dog is cool
>>738386680>semanticsTypical no fun allowed behavior
>>738386216
>game goes into match point OT>clutch up>not even close bbEvery time
>>738386404this guy looks weak compared to the orange one
>>738387371Keep saying it.
>>738387462It’s the only time I ever do.
>>738387496>Source is queercafeAlso heard trannies like computers, UHOH
>>738387496>Trying to culture war le funny cat images on the Cantonese basket weaving forumVIDEOGAMES. Go back to your containment board.
>lose match>"shit team lol" in all chat>win match>"shit team lol" in all chatWorks every time. Bonus points if i was carried the whole game
>>738387615>>738387649Stop replying. Just ignore and report the wannabe schizo. He cries hardest when he gets banned
>>738387496
>>738387815These people need to be laughed at until it spreads like a herd immunity to the rest of the board.
>>738387770what's their response? sounds funny, need to try it lol
>>738387975That's not how that works. A single sperg ops schizo can take down a general. Like a green beret of pure autism and mald.
>>738387975No you retard. They want people to reply. They don’t care what it is. Have you never interacted with an internet troll?
>>738362590This. Just makes me want to ask "why was it good?" When I know they're just saying it out or polite norms. They don't care and I wish theyd shut up.
>>738388114I only say it when the match was actually good, retards type GG when the entire enemy team is afk and its a free win.
>>738388114>>738388206>I say gg but its not gg its bgIt's more to save face. People who go quiet are obviously mad af so either banter or be polite if you want to look like you're not taking it up the ass is the meta I think.
>>738388320>gg I played like shit lmaoThis is probably the best way to not sound mad imo
>>738388004usually always my team raging or shittalking (because i have been carried and have done nothing but burp into the mic all game)
>>738379772unironically a good thing, basically how you look at your own replays to see what mistakes you might have made and consider what you could've done better
>lose a match>perfectly calm and content>say ymwggdihs anyway
>>738388579>no longer in the game>in mental palace instead hallucinating trauma>unironically a good thing
>>738388080Hey, if you want conversation on this board to keep becoming shit, that’s fine, I will point out literal scripts still anyways. I’ll die before you do and you’ll be stuck in this shithole, it can be your problem then, faggot.
>>738388743What the fuck are you even talking about
>>738362298This is me, but I say nigger at the end of the match and leave. It doesn't matter if I win or lose the match, I already won.
>>738362298>late at night>want to play a game>matches take an hour>get put on the losing team>have to spend the last hour before bed losing horriblyCool!
>>738362298Do you guys really get ‘mad’ mad at losing vidya?Like I can get a little tight if a close game is choked or I fumbled a boss fight, but I’m over it just as quick.I’ve never once chimped out and threw a controller or w/e about a game.
>toxo thread
>>738390026Hehe monke
>>738390026>all of a sudden mon-keigh
>>738389776you did it to yourself by playing a game that takes an hour that you cant just save in the middle of
>>738390427>saving in an MP gameI enjoy squad, the slow and visceral combat is cathartic. But games can go for 2 hours if both teams are skilled and you dont get to find out your KD until the end. I don't play for KD but its cool seeing how I did.
Flay and disembowel toxoniggers and tranimefags.
>>738391265I can tell this is a false flag because no one would unironically post TCOAAL while trying to mock anyone else
>>738362298>>say gg anywayFive times.
>lose dota match because of russian scum>forget about it 5 seconds later and queue again>type NIGGER in all caps when my behaviour goes back to above 6k
>>738390759you did it to yourself by playing a game that you cant just leave in the middle of if you arent having fun
>>738391414>your brain on britbongNot even once.
>>738388114Its good sportsmanship.
>>738363008monkeys masturbate too, out of desperation. you are not alone.
>>738391487>want something but don't have the time for it>"you chose to play"Yeah, I wrote that i like the game. It's fun. Im just lamenting that time prohibits me. Figured other people could relate to missing out on things in life because of obligations. Hope this helped.
>getting flamed by teammate>respond with either '?' or 'ok'the seethe is hilarious every time. i have friends who got into online gaming fairly recently and seeing them get genuinely mad at trash talk is always funny to me.
Tohru sexo!
>>738391345You overestimate the self awareness of the trannies who spam that dogshit
>enemy player hits his lenny bind after every killI think this was a TF2 exclusive thing but it made my piss boil every time
>>738392846>your
>>738392916he's a nigger after all
>>738363321why the fuck is this post so funny
>>738393136every time I scrolled over a reply and read it again I laughed again
>playing Halo Reach>get absolutely stomped by one tryhard on team deathmatch >don’t think i got a single kill on him, massively seething>game ends>concede defeat and block him using that Xbox 360 feature that lets you block players for specific reasons>select “too good” as my reason>a few minutes later i get a DM from him saying “gg”Did Xbox fucking tell him I blocked him because he’s too good?
>playing game>"anon it's a monday morning how are you playing this game right now?"
>>738362298How small are you if you can't even reach your screen from where you're sitting
>>738394678Yes. That's why it's there. Did you think they were going to ban him for that?
>>738383069for me it's>the only competent player in the team>the enemy team is full of sweats
>>738394678yes
>>738385614what about me did you ask me?
>>738362298>lose>game sucked>I was at the top of the scoreboard which is indicative of my team sucking really bad rather than me being really good>everyone's saying gg anyway>say "g" g >disconnect
>>738395129>enemy team: oh he big mad
>>738362298I'm proud of you anon. You have control over yourself even when you feel angry.
>>738394902No, I looked it up because I forgot. It’s called “avoid”. It’s like blocking but not really, and it lets you specify the reason. I selected Player Skill -> Too Skilled and then the dude messaged me like right after. I didn’t think Xbox would go and fucking tell him
>enemy is talking big shit>they fuck up, i get a big lead>spend the rest of the game rubbing it in, throwing 10x the insults and just viciously shitting on themThis happens outside of games too, its like trying to scratch an itch that doesnt go away, i dont start fights ever but if someone starts it god himself compells me to give them an exaggerated response.I remember back in middle school someome smacked the back of my head as a joke, i was seeing red and repeatedly punched their face until i felt something crack, nearly got expelled and sent to juvie for that one
>>738396005>things that happened in real life for real and are true
