got my controller bros who got theirs?
holy shit lose weight fatso
>>738362636FAT FUCK
>>738362636Delivery is tomorrow. I hope it works because the netherland weed niggers got my address wrong.
What a fat piece of shit
>>738362636post your man titties pretty please
its over...
>>738362636ick on eck
>>738362636Does it work outside of Steam?Does it work with Xboxes?
Post your cock
>>738362636FATTY FAT FATSO TANKASS
>>738363714Bro look at this guy's hand fat, the last time his dick was visible Obama was in office
>>738362636Did you get some drive thru too fatso?
ick' on er'
>>738363519No, it doesn't even work with basic emulators.
>>738362636Keep eating king
>>738362636fat handsfat legs
>shaved legs>350+ lbs
>>738362636cant wait to play my hentai games on it, can use the mouse pad if my mom opens my door to quickly alt tab
Who did white men wax their arms and legs?Or are they so feminine they don't get any hair?
>>738364217he is completely hairless, and quite aerodynamic
i can kick all of your asses
ick status?
>>738364217>still richer than pablo LMAOOO
MINE JUST ARRIVED LETS GOOOOOO now I need to make a new pso steam input profile and continue doing the same thing I was already doing everyday. It feels like the perfect size for my big hands and all the buttons feel great, the only downside from my initial impressions is that the sticks feel like a millimeter too close to the buttons/dpad and I think it'll make some people seethe, but for simple Linux gayming I am very happy since my old controller had a lot of problems especially with steam input profiles
>>738365693millionaire with a private jet:>this controller is overpricedmutt who just added more debt to his credit card:I WASTED $100, THAT MAKES ME RICH
>>738363869It does if the emulator uses SDL3.
Imagine being so damn obese your body has to store fat in your fingers to the point they look bloated
So how are you guys liking the steam controller?
>>738367849>using linus "I abuse my employees" tech tips as your argument Fucking LMAO
>>738362636>thinnest steam user
>>738362636Average steam user.If you're stupid enough to buy a controller with always online drm you're just a retarded fat console fuck to me.
>>738365015>>738364217That's not shaved, that's a natural lack of body hair due to a complete lack of testosterone, not even a single knuckle hair.This fat steamtroon might be a woman.
>>738362636You NIGGER I've been stuck at packaged for 24 FUCKING hours
EXPLODE EXPLODE EXPLODE EXPLODE
>packaged but not sentIt's over lads. 'ock on 'roller without me.
>>738363519YesYes (since everything, including your PC, is an xbox)
>falling for the hype so hard you run out and get this controller as soon as its released>probably wont even play games on it this week
>>738362636Well you're stupid and bad with money with zero impulse control. Guess we know why you're driving a 20 year old shitmobile.
>>738367849>midwit normalfaggot retard doesn't comprehend the value of the trackpadsYeah that tracks.
>>738368510>a controller with always online drmWhich controller would that be? I'm not aware of any.
>>738368784It only works on steam doesn't it?
>>738362636Got one so far. Two still coming.
>>738362636waiting.>>738363869>add as non steam gamebut they should work out of the box as most emulators use SDL.
>>738368813>It only works on steam doesn't it?no, it works out of the box on linux or on windows apps that support modern SDL
>>738368813Some emulators like PCSX2 and Dolphin already detect it without Steam running, and if you're running into Xinput problems through non-Steam emulators or games, you can set it to be a controller on desktop in Steam settings.
>>738368905>in Steam settings.I'll make sure to check my drm's settings for my controller when I'm playing older games that don't need steam.
>>738362636You look like an 'ick on 'eckerWill you 'ick on 'roller?
>>738369007Sure bro you're gonna turn Steam off.
>everyone talking about some variation of 'ick on 'rollerCunt on cont' makes more sense tbdesuh
>>738369291>he thinks I would turn steam onYou are so fucking stupidIf not for steamvr this bullshit wouldn't even be installed.
>check around 2pm>it's finally on ups>it's now 11pm>they still don't have the package
>>738362636Ur fat lol.
reporting in fellow controller chad!
>>738370910the ecker bears are out with their cuck toys
>>738369501>uses microshit wangblows>complains about DRMeverytime
>>738362636Buy an ad
>>738370910god damn it why does every single one have obese hands?
>>738363769Some folks are into bears.
>>738362636why is your skin green
>>738363869Keep on COPEing Consoler.
>>738371180real bears are muscularthe thousands of morbidly obese and senile men coping calling themselves bears don't change that
>>738362827>>7383637142nding this, cmon don't be a pussy, op
'ick on 'oller
>>738362636damn. what changed bro?
I keep telling you earlyfags that you should've waited and you keep not listening. Being desperate is a big turn off for GabeN.
I just checked, and not a single emulator works unless you add it to steam. Why did you lie to me that the controller works without steam.
>>738373534grim product for 100 euros if what you're saynig is true...
>>738362636Why would you post a picture of yourself on here when you know you are so fat?
>>738370910Is there anyone who bought this controller that is less than 100kg?
>>738362636Umm whats so exciting about this??
>>738368578>That's not shaved, that's a natural lack of body hair due to a complete lack of testosteronethat's unrelated to body hair you fucking retard
soon i guess
you anons are ripping on him but he has more balls than you to show his hands
>>738362636WHY CAN'T MY DOGSHIT COUNTRY DO ANYTHING RIGHT?
>>738374450Do you have a loicense for those dual trackpads?
>>738362636I'm going to cum
>>738373534>I just checked, and [falsehood]
>>738362636lardass
>>738374630Thank you for the misinformation and for making me spend $100 on a plastic brick.
>>738370910>collecting dust alreadyIt's already over.
>>738365015>whiteSkin is the same colour as the cardboard.
omg, its the ick on eck guyur gonna cum on it later, arent you?
>>738373751Its FOMOThats all
ONE OF YOU TEST THE DPAD NOW!HOW GOOD IS WALL JUMPING IN SUPER METROID?
>>738375725I managed to git gud with jumping in super metroid with the stick because of the lack of a d-pad on my og steam controller
>>738362636GLS says they should be delivering mine tomorrow.
>>738375750THAT IS DISGUSTING
>>738375725ThisThis should be the counter-contra test
Mine at least finally got packaged, 3 fucking days after ordering it. These faggots are working backwards in the queue, nice to know that ordering early punishes you.
>>738362827>>738371294first rodeo of people stealing reddit pics for the bait? newfags.
>>738362636From the thumbnail for a moment I thought this thread was going to be about having brought a racing wheel instead of a steam controller, which I am looking at but holy shit they're so expensive, there were cheap options when I got my flight stick so it was an easy decision to make even if I don't use it that much, but for a wheel I would really wanna make use of it at those prices
>>738375389I think you replied to the wrong post. The one spreading misinformation was >>738373534. Emulators all use SDL, which supports the SC.
>>738376235Stop lying, it doesn't work unless you add emulator to steam.
>>738376351maybe on windows? works on my machine
Got mine too, already sent to some retard I sold it to (300€). Thanks Gaben.
>>738362636Good luck reaching the analog sticks bro.
>>738362827Sorry, I only do that to get out of speeding tickets.
Got mine and after using it for like 1 hour on RE2 my thumb is fucking killing me.Noticed 2 bugs. If you try to start a game while in a game then turn that game off I got double inputs on the controller and had to reset it.Other not sure if a bug or shit design but if you take the puck off it and move it more than 30cm away from the puck the signal shits itself and you get dropped inputs all over the place.
>>738376993another win for wiredGODS
>>738376993You're supposed to use the sticks with your middle finger, retard.
>>738362636Fat fuck will probably make another thread seething about nintendo instead of playing vidya lmao. stop being fat
>>738371723when people told him to eat a sandwich he didn't stop
>>738377716Post an image of you holding a controller RIGHT THE FUCK NOW
>>738373751
>>738362636>bros>can't even clench his fistYeah whatever steamie
>>738366140>le BWC girl
>>738362636My watch says I should wait for the Steam Machine to go on sale.
>>738362636dont eat itfat piece of shit
>>738369007Most peripherals have software packages and several need software, updates, or other setup, consolefag
>>738362636Why are you brown?
>>738375856Uhhhh it's called a STACK anon, an advanced data structure you clearly haven't heard of. Queues are out, stacks are in. Get fucked scalpers
I will wait until it's available to buy at Gamestop, like I did with the previous Steam Controller.
>>738362636Is everyone on this website fat and/or trans?
>>738363869Works fine for me on Duckstation and Shad, only thing not working is the trackpads, which is given.
can't wait to never play a game with this
>>738383469Yes
>>738383649Good work on the weight loss anon
>>738368905SDL doing miracles here.
>GLS>It's been 24 hours since my package left Netherlands>Still didn't arrive to my cuntMine got fucking nicked, didn't it?
>>738362725that's Gabe Newell
>>738371723Sexy femboy. Let me hit it, baby boy
Ordered it within the first 10 fucking minutesStill at packaged itemsI am getting turbocucked in real time you can make fun of me
