How do I make the remakes stop? Is suicide the only way out of this purgatory?
You fags ate up remake slop during sixth Gen. Now that you're old it's "bad"
>>738370079Literally the only remake I played during that gen was Resident Evil. What the fuck are you even talking about?
>>738370560I don't want to play your pixelshit game that's secretly an allegory for your uncle raping you
>>738370020if you kill yourself then the trannies and jeets win and you become an honorary troon. is that really what you want?
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>>738370560>hey i have a novel game idea>it's going to be a deep and dark and emotional journey game inspired by game X, Y, ZWow such passion.
>>738370779>>738370941If you want recs, you can ask politely instead of being inflammatory with obviously untrue generalizations.
Just don't buy them you dumb nigger
>>738370779>has to rehash the same 5yo defense
>>738371001so many shit games in that image. just because it has nice cover art doesn't make a bad game better
>>738371001great list.the rise of the golden idol was so fucking good i just couldn't believe it
>>738371157name the bad games and what's bad about them if you're being genuine
>>738371157what the devil, this image of over 40 titles contains games that don't align with my personal tastes?! how can this be?
>>738370020Did you know remakes have existed for thousands of years in the form of re-adapting stage plays and rearranging songs? And a hundred years in TV? And 50 years in video games? It will never end, so you may as well kill yourself now.
>>738371195>UFO50boring minigame collection for NES boomers. no appeal to anyone under 50. would have been more suitable as a flash game collection on Newgrounds>Caves of Qudspeaks for itself. no comment needed>Bat to the heavenspuzzle game with awful controls. literally antithesis of fun but it has cute character design>Parking Garage Rallyfun for 5 minutes and then you have seen everything the game has to offer. no appeal unless you want to compete for times on the leaderboard against cheaters>lorn's lureWould have been a Good Game but the developer had a baby, lost his edge and started listening to discord sycophants to rush the game out to release. the atmosphere was ruined between the initial demos and final release. the pathing was dogshit. everything he changed between demo and full release ruined the game
>>738371334>ufo50>badopinion IMMEDIATELY discarded, get better taste you absolute niggerfaggot
>>738371362NES games are dogshit dude. nobody and I mean NOBODY, under the age of 50 cares about those games. the leap between NES and SNES is like going from stoneage cavemen to futuristic space travel scifi. ufo50 is like a collection of modern day NES shit.
>>738371001wtf i love derivative shovelware now
>>738370020You can just not play remakes and focus on games that aren’t them.
>>738371420trying too hard
>>738373058>2013so everyone in this image is now mid 40s at the LEAST? you're proving my point. nobody in that image is young. that image is from 13 years ago. they are even older now
>>738370020Only super popular games get remakes which tells me that you are a AAA slurping NPC faggot so off yourself any time.
>>738373750>Only good games get remakes so you just need to accept the good games being raped into the ground, goyim!!
>>738373593i don't need to prove anything, you're a retard
>>738371001They all look pretty bad...I doubt there's much depth to any of this. The palette is ugly. I'm struggling to find something half-decent. It's coasting on redditors hyping them for being le nostalgic.
>>738374615it's never a "i played these games, they suck compared to AAA because *makes a point*", it's always vague emotionposting based off nothing like your period just broke
