I kinda miss her, ngl
Bazz!
>>738376498Was Bazz really all that bad? He could have made for an iconic classic character, similar to Crash Bandicoot or Blinx.
post it
>>738377492In a parody game maybe
Do black people really want to see this in their vidya
You should kill yourself
>>738377896black people don't even like being around other black people, what the fuck are you talking about
this is a dude, btw
>>738376498she deserved a better game
>>738378158His backstory is so fucking funny.
>>738377492would've been alright as a one piece side character
>>738378158s l o w e r
>>738378275Ivankov already exist though
>>738378286
>>738376498>herHim
What about the others?
>>738378515Who?
>>738378401SLOWER
>>738378704
>>738378515what about em
>>738378828That's getting into "hot" territory
>>738378845FKN LOL, I forgot how retarded these char designs were and they were all made by the jewiest looking kike.I'm still mad this company got $400 million to make this piece of shit and then got it greenlighted as it went on. $400 million could make an amazing game and it just got flushed.
>>738376498great character design unironically.
>>738378901>madI'm not mad at all.You only get mad if you expect anything good coming from modern day developers.
>>738378828he can really put that thing awayslower
>"Hero shooters are an oversatured market and gamers were really not happy about how Overwatch handled the Tracer butt and lesbian thing, are you sure a more woke clone of it will be a success?">"Dont worry boss, the investors are going to LOVE this"
>>738379165>nerfed tracer's butt and also made her gayy tho
>>738379165>>738379498Wasn't it because of the pose? They changed it, but it really made no big difference
>if you are fat, you are excused from slavery
>>738380571....... I would
>>738377492>>738376498Yes, it's a fucking hideous design, top to bottom, almost as if designed purposely to be as appalling as possible.>motifs are straight lines and sharp angles from the neck down>for some reason circles on the head, with the glasses and buns>glasses way too small for face>scruffy casual work clothes, beige top and grey jeans>for some reason contrasted with some sort of Flash Gordon high fashion jacket and $400 sneakers>colorless clothes with bright Ferarri red jacket, shoes and glasses>for some reason accents of fucking PURPLE on the head to complement the red and beige>silhouette all over the place with a long bulky jacket, but somehow tight and rolled up at the sleeves only, and hair buns are not given any separation from the body frameThere is no way whoever designed this has not studied visual design. They know exactly what makes something look good and they've deliberately gone for the exact opposite as some sort of avant-garde statement and it doesn't work at all.
>>738378274>Hey dad I'm a woman now>That's great daughter, I respect your decision, but only a man can run the company and you are a woman so you cannot run the company (I am the evil chud in this story by the way)>Fine I'll become a space assassin by cutting space boxes in space amazonGenuinely what the fuck was this story supposed to be
>>738376498Why does she look like Garnet from Steven Universe,but specifically like that rtx Bart Simpson meme?
>>738377492I unironcally like Bazz. no clue what the deal is with pronounds desu, but I would respect them if I knew them for a change. it's like a singularity of stupid design that loops back around and becomes good. can't remember any other concucks, but bazz is the goat. hope i get to see bazz in a future IP.
>>738380571ZAMN!!! Bazz looks like THAT????????
>>738381323>glasses way too small for face
>>738381503Leon's are considerably larger relative to his long and narrow head. Bas has a massive wide head and you could fit another lens either side before reaching the edge of it.
>>738376498Just a reminder how epic his full story isChoosing TruthBazz was born into an inheriting generation of the Crescent Moon shipping empire. In the Crescent Moon, leadership is passed down every other generation – through the male line. Bazz’s parents had groomed her from birth, pushing her to outshine her cousins and garner the attention of her Grandfather, Dom Lunem, leader of the Crescent Moon.But his attention was notoriously fickle; he was intentionally unclear about his expectations and seemed to be looking for elusive traits in his heir. The contingent of cousins were left to flounder, frustrated and confused.Bazz had no intention of wasting her time like the rest of them. Unlike her cousins who spent their days talking over each other in the board room, hoping to be heard and earn Dom Lunem’s praise. Bazz got to work. She started in the sorting hubs, learning the industry from the bottom up as a humble box cutter. That’s where she first developed her knife skills.There’s no substitute for experience, and in short order Bazz had experience up and down the whole shipping pipeline, from sorting to stamping, from routing to packing to fuel allocation and bulk delivery efficiencies. She knew her way around a warehouse, a transport ship, and a Guild checkpoint. And she knew what the Wilds needed. She understood the political landscape.Of all the cousins, she was the one to turn Dom Lunem’s head.But he turned away again after her gender transition. Inheritance passes down through the male line every other generation. That’s the way the Crescent Moon has always been run. Regardless of Bazz’s talent, Dom Lunem made it clear that rules would be adhered to.So Bazz chose to leave.
>>738381660Bittersweet GoodbyeBazz knew exactly who she was and she knew exactly what she was capable of. She had earned the position of Crescent Moon heir, but it wouldn't be hers. And she couldn't stomach reporting up to one of her less-qualified cousins. She deserved a life that was her own.Leaving the Crescent Moon is not an acceptable thing to do. Those born into the family stay in the family. No exceptions.But Bazz had to leave. And it had to be a clean break.One of the upsides of having learned the routes and regulations for shipping was that she knew exactly what kind of identification and licenses she'd have to falsify to get through the checkpoints and start her new life as Bazz – no connection whatsoever to the Crescent Moon.The only casualty of her departure was one of her cousin's kneecaps – he tried to stop her; she couldn't let him do that. But even as his knee cap cracked, she knew she had made an enemy for life, someone who wouldn't let her just slip away into the stars, someone who would be searching for her, relentlessly, for the rest of their lives.Good luck finding her in the overcrowded, under-regulated, chaotic maze of Mega Station 08.In a different scenario – one where she didn't have to be the new head of the Crescent Moon waiting to pounce the moment she surfaced – Bazz could have leveraged her familiarity with Wilds politics, her knowledge of shipping across worlds, and the family name to start her own empire. But an empire isn't worth much if you aren't alive to run it.Besides, she didn't want to just be a new version of her grandfather. She wanted to define her own life, follow her own passions, and earn every bit of her success. Without the Crescent Moon name behind her, she had to make the name Bazz mean something. At the moment, no one knew her. So she had to start with the first step.
>>738381660lmfao
>>738376498
>>738381693Earning a ReputationMega Station 08 had a lot of opportunities for first steps. The hundreds of stalls at the food court were always hiring, as were the stores, fuel bays, and starship washes. Bazz landed a gig at a beauty parlor doing shaves, cuts, and colors. Her skill with a blade was obvious and her boldness with color and style earned her repeat customers who spread the word across the Wilds.She supplemented the coin she earned at her day job with a side-gig at Templeton Fry's Rook carnival. Mega Station 08 was known for its underground entertainment, especially the carnival "games". Folks from around the galaxy looking to blow off steam could test their mettle and skill against those Fry dubbed "the best in the Wilds."On their first meeting, Fry recognized Bazz's knife-throwing skills and cleared out a stall for her on the busiest corridor of the carnival. She was stationed right across from the pit fighting arena where she had a view of the massive blue Kallosian warrior known as Star Child who had been the reigning champion of the pit for years.Bazz's styling skills had earned her a reputation, and now her knife-throwing expertise made her famous. Folks came from around the Wilds to face off against the deadliest knife thrower in the galaxy. She won every showdown – including against a very competitive and confident Claxton with an explody knife.More than a little impressed with Bazz's skill, Lennox asked her if she wanted to join the crew of the Northstar. They were in need of some precision and cunning – and he'd be lying if he said they couldn't use a little style, too.
>>738381660>>738381693And we were denied that glorious backstory episode from the show that would have aired if concord was successful... fuck
>>738381809Freegunning wasn't something Bazz had considered, but the chance of flying anytime and anywhere she wanted was a life she couldn't turn down. And the crew of the Northstar turned out to be exactly what she didn't know she needed.She trusts them with the truth of her past, and they trust her with their lives. She brings knives to a gunfight, day in and day out, and she comes out on top every time. She may not have her own empire yet, but she's got a strong start.
>>738381323Do you think it's possible the concept artists designed these ugly characters out of spite and convinced the executives these look progressive
>>738376498They should re-release it with custom servers
>>738376498bazzed
>>738381919Kino
>>738381919how does that thing >>738378845manage to sneak up on them
>>738377896the ones living and working in the bay area, yes
>>738381919holy kino
>>738380571>debra is so easy to work with even ai uses her
>>738381919So Baz is a ninja too? Is there anything she CAN’T do???
>>738381919>fire minigun like 5ft over everyone's head
>>738381919Those wytbois never stood a chance.
>>738381919>you know what our clownworld-looking-yet-somehow-intended-as-serious shooting game needs? to really drive home what it's about?>bloodless slapstick cartoon. but you still gotta find our characters cool while they do looney toons shit
>>738376792kek
>>738382075sell her game
>>738381919These characters manage to be both overdesigned and bland. Should've trashed those and have you play as these masked mooks with tacticool customization options.
They should invest into a bazz only singleplayer game.It would sell millions
>>738381323And that's a good thing. It's a shame the jews are walking back on the flagrant ultrawoke shit and are getting more sneaky with it.
>>738381919why didn't they just have the graphics for the game look like this?
>>738377492>he
>>738376498The Kween of /v/.
>>738382482Because they animated the characters with mocap (is it cheaper or something?). That's why most of them are stiff-looking humanoids instead of something more stylized like the original concept art.
>>738382495yes, he
Bazzed and redpilled!
>that one video where the tranny who plays the character went to buy the physical game in person and was smug about in the gamekek fucking satisfying
>>738383173What happened to that retard?Did he kill himself yet?
To this day I'm still utterly baffled at Concord. The character designs were just so fucking bad... Just attrocious. I don't get it. I don't understand how you get to that point. A single person could have at least PARTIALLY averted disaster... Maybe not entirely, but who knows. I know I was particularly put off by the character design. The game just didn't look "cool" at all. I know there are more people like me that took one look at it, regardless of everything else and was immediately put off by how ugly everything was.It makes so little sense, I'm convinced Concord was some kind of nefarious psyop. Maybe to see how far they can push specific ugly designs, some kind of psychological experiment like South Korea. Or maybe it was less conspiracy theory and nothing more than fraudulent activity and they didn't want to waste money keeping some online game active, like old school art auctions and "new age art"
>>738383421they tried it again with Marathon and it's kinda doing well
>>738383593Marathon, while I personally think is also ugly, isn't as egregious. It's not particularly disgusting and off-putting. Plus, it went from 88k to 4k players in only two months. For an online game, that's pretty bad.
I think it's hilarious the Amazon Secret Level thing still aired because it's them blatantly showing off the characters they would have added later on if this game hadn't been outlived by a house fly, pic relatedOh and the group in question also had a white man in it but he betrayed them to generic bad guys so the strong black kween kicked him out of the airlock
>>738384305Would the alien on the left
>>738383421It's an echo chamber. They will explicitly filter out all kind of criticism and just pat each other on their backs believing they're truly doing God's workThere's at least several dozen high profile games with this exact same attitude. We're not wrong; the gamers are wrong and we're gonna show them we're the revolution
>>738381919
>>738384414And then, not even their own people are playing their games.Amazing
What is this, a handsome contest?
>>738377896Blacks only play sports games, they don't even know this shit existed.
>>738384570>sports gamesNiggas also be playin fightan games
I just suddenly realized that Warframe was Concord before Concord was Concord, with its horrendous bulbous tumorous grineer equipment designs and shitty visual vomit tenno designs, but it got away with it because it existed earlier than the new world order games and also had a female frame with a fat ass every once in a while.
>>738384647Those were the enemies though that you kill in multitudes
>>738384514>asian woman is the only decently attractive one>put her in a fucking grey poncho with piss-yellow clown shoesI hope these character designers never find work again
>>738381323Don't forget the intestinal ornaments and the corpse-mouth lipstick coloration.
>>738384779Sry, they only can fail upwards
>>738381660>She started in the sorting hubs, learning the industry from the bottom up as a humble box cutter. That’s where she first developed her knife skills.
>>738381323>Yes, it's a fucking hideous designIt's unironically the least bad design in the game
>>738384514itzy is my wife!!!!! t. 6'2 straight white male
>>738381809I can't even stomach reading this out of morbid curiosity anymore, I give up.
>>738384950That would be the yellow robot
>>738384514>The guardians of galaxy muttmix, konichiwa dude (tight and docile), one of the clone twins from invincible, intestine armor>yeast infection, incredible mulk, poor little white boy, the helmet stays on in the bed>karen the hr director, please whale on our game wealthy furries, netflix white death, mystery niggas!>wall-bEymax, Bazzed, the mexican, asphyxiated thinman
>>738381919im surprised how much mercy the writers of that animation allowed to be dispensed upon the bad guysusually it's cartoonish levels of violence and disdain for human life
>>738376498>Her
>>738377492Bazz is so fucking retarded it goes back to funny.>no longer an heir not because his grandfather is transphobic>but because he's just sexist towards women
>>738376498The cop didn't.
>>738383421I once tried to improve something at my work, devised a plan on exactly how to do it, talked to some of the workers about it to gauge interest in the idea of streamlining a janky aspect of the company, gathered positive feedback, then one of the workers told the owner of the company that everything in his company sucks and he's leaving, citing me as the source of that information. The owner then fired me without speaking a word to me. The owner then told the rest of the companies within that field in his city (possibly state) not to hire me because I'm a corporate saboteur. I can no longer find employment in several cities and it's all because I wanted to make things better and more profitable for everyone without any expectations of additional rewards.The reason I'm talking about it is trying to make things good is only seen as rocking the boat. Why would a corporate diversity hire risk telling people that their game won't sell and get fired for making the workplace toxic when he can just not do that? When he can just get this 400 million dollar project over with and get paid and find another? When he can just put "I worked with Sony for 5 years" into his resume while omitting that it was Concord he worked on? Give me a single reason. Integrity? How much integrity do I need to pay for groceries this month?
>>738383421>I'm convinced Concord was some kind of nefarious psyop>Or maybe it was less conspiracy theory and nothing more than fraudulent activityNeither would surprise me at all. In the case of it being a psyop, they could just let this ugly flamboyant globohomo WEF shit be dead on arrival and go back to be more sneaky about it. And every anti-woke mouthbreather watching Assmongoloid can celebrate that they won because WOKE is dead. Two steps forward, one step back.Or the retards behind it actually just thought it looked cool.
>>738384514These are just average warframe grineer.
>>738376498A blacksploitation purposefully ridiculous goldeneye like game could have her and be quite great.But nope, she was wasted on investorcore slop.
>>738384726Tenno designs are also shit.
>>738385539That was such a crazy video. That cop really, really didn't want to shoot that bitch. She cornered him with a Knife and he still didn't shoot her and only when he actually got stabbed for the second fucking time did he finally shoot.I get not wanting to kill someone, but man... I refuse to believe it was just that alone. He had to be terrified of becoming the next Fentanyl Floyd Victim.
>>738385651This didn't happen.
>>738385979>This didn't happen.
>>738376498Sometimes, you don't know what you had...until it's gone...
>>738385890it's ridiculous how afraid people have become being steamrolled by the cancel culture.it's still funny though that they are the ones who birthed the whole thing about "bodycams" into existence.
>>738387665Bodycams have done irreparable damage to the black community. It's fucking insane. 9/10 of them are just blacks chimping out for no reason whatsoever. Every single one of these videos with millions upon millions of views usually has a dozen top ranked comments with some variation of "fatigue"
>>738384514Would coombait designs even change anything?Didn't that recent Wildguard or something come with a lot of attractive characters and it still flopped in a week?
>>738388147Are you talking about High Guard? That game didn't have coombait characters. Brown Woman in full clothing, Asian Woman in full clothing, red head in crop top no cleavage (but huge tranny tier shoulders)
>>738382495has
>>738376498I wish the code had leaked. Playing a /b/tard approved version of this with /v/irgins would have been hilarious.Dats rite
>>738388389>a
>>738388520benis :DDD
>>738381323>>silhouette all over the placeIf Bazz did something right is that it's silhouette is recogniceable. The hair buns and shoulder pads are absurd but they stick out.
>>738384514>legally distinct guardians of the galaxy ravager captain character,>Widowmakers DLC winemom skin reject,>The Red Bulk,>Forktruck helmet,>Omelet du fromage,>DIABETOR,>Star Mulatto,>spartan floodd infection form(halo cut content),>nondescript hag,>mix-n'-match,>legally distinct star wars rebel,>Blaxican,>The BanaBin,>Thugnifi-cant,>The Cholesterol Crusader,>whatever leftovers we could make a character out of.thank god this game died.
>>738378275I can't believe I never thought of that until now, he looks exactly like someone out of One Piece
lookout Helldiver!
>>738376498this will never not be funny
>>738384514the grandma asian granny gets me every timei cant believe they thought people would want to play as that
>>738390860I don't think what players would want to play as crossed their mind at any point whilst designing these characters.
>>738381919HELP ITS A STRONG INDEPENDANT BLACK WYMAN
>>738391307who can't even aim, lmaoit's like that one scene in boondocks, where those two niggers try to kill each other and miss every shot
>>738390860If you want to find the intended audience for the game just search up the old Concord general from ReseteraIt's about ten people coping and seething about the game failing, it's hilarious and has historical value
>>738388147Highguard's characters were just disgustingly bland, like something shat out by ChatGPajeeTDidn't help that they used the mystery meat mutt with the zoomer haircut on the left as the face of the game
Does anyone have the Bazz running gif?
>>738381323Bazz has a great design. Great as in xe'd fit right in in One Piece/JoJo cast. Grotesque, jarring, odd shapes, xe is out of place in a hero shooter, but put her in a comedy show and xe'd shine.
>>738376498Never forget. <3
>>738393038https://streamable.com/qypf40
>>738378136Sort of like Native American tribes. They all hate each other
>>738387665The policeman is asian descendant so the twitter mod couldn't "cancel" him because he is part of a "minority".
>>738393038>pronouns>undecided
>>738393038what the fuck
I kind of wonder if all the bazz posting is actually troons trying to normalize their mental illness. It is obvious that regular troons repulse someone and it is a tough sell to actually normalize the whole thing. So an ironic wedge like that isn't a bad idea.
>>738382073>debra is so easy to work withI am so glad that it has become an ironic meme. Fuck this disgusting dumb nigress.
>>738385061It was so weird to me seeing people want to fuck this thing. It is some weird version of prison gay where you think there is only concord and you can't just scroll over to the next thread to blow your load on some gacha whore you don't even know the name of.
>>738380571
>>738388147Coombait would give a moderate boost like 20%. The problem is that concord cast worked like nonverbal communication. You don't even have to find them consciously disgusting to know the game is trash and you should stay away.
>>738381862The executives wanted an appealing character. The concept artist misread the instructions as appalling.
>>738376498IT'S BAZZ
>>738376498Honestly if someone obtained her and made a satirical game with her as the main character I would buy it
>>738384931she's a big guy.
>>738381660>>738381693This sounds like a worse canon fanfic for some of the worse fancanon fanfics, like making a fanfic for 50 Shades of Grey, where the latter is actually a just fanfic for Twilight Saga.
>>738376498The TRUE Queen of /v/
>>738392239>first 5 from the left is basically modern audience ensemble>sixth is a cute tummyslut>seventh is a fucking Tekken/SF character
>>738376498concord was unironically a really fucking good shooter
>>738397353No nah no it's not
>>738393393character arc
>>738393038I didn't realize this game has 4 asian females including the "alien" one wtf
>>738384514why does every one of these games have this fuckin guy
>>738393038>tfw no Haymar or Roka or Daveer or It-Z gf
>>738397883They think lenny kravits is inoffensive and cool
>>738396572It's just irony poisoned retards
>>738397883I dunno, but it's probably connected to why pretty much every Concord successor has done their own take on Bazz as well. The people making these games think these designs are quirky and unique, when in reality they all follow the same general character design philosophy at heart.
>>738384514what the fuk?
>>738393038So many are so fucking lame, who tf is like>hell yeah i wanna be a fucking LARK MAIN
>>738384514this is unironically peak character design and way ahead of its timeyou'll see one dayyou'll all see
>>738398898Mechanical prosthetics.
>>738377896They hate shitty pandering even more than you do.
>>738376498I don't.
>>738380571where is the bulge?
>>738381919f-fast...!
>>738376498Inferior genetic hair.
>>738377896I very much doubt blacks even know how to launch a videogame
>>738400006Cut off with box cutters, didn't you read xer lore?
>>738377546She's in good company.
>>738382075be a real woman
>>738385890you bought into the narrative that all cops will start firing haphazardly if light breeze hits them. in actuality, they tend to treat it as a last resort.
>>738376498she looks like a nortubel character
>>738377546
Sony really thought concord would become the new star wars. I'm going insane
Does anyone have the "Will suck food for dick" image.
>>738377492The problem with Bazz is he’s not supposed to be a meme character. Even if you brought him back just to take the piss, people would get offended by his depiction and have his game shut down (intentionally this time). There’s no timeline where Bazz could be a character in a game with any amount of popularity
>>738402140Bazz uses she/her pronouns, anon
>>738401160my fucking sides
>>738381660my favorite part of the Bazz backstory (Bazzstory if you will) is that the comically sexist gang is also progressive enough to instantly accept Bazz coming out as trans.>oh you're a woman now?>that's fine>but you don't get to inherit anything because our ancient tradition says only men can inherit>have fun opening boxes in the warehouse
>>738382075menstruateovulatelactate
>>738401160You just know bazz is a part of BIGDICKBITCH.COM
>>738402374
>>738376498The sheboon in real life getting shot and one particular tranny getting so assmad everytime it was posted made me lol
>>738380571That’s a man
>>738384514Nonbinarycore Intestinepunk
>>738384514desu I get basically the same feeling from apex legends and apparently that game is succesful, at least enough to not shut down.
>>738401160
>>738381994It silently rolled there while the mooks were being distracted by Bazz's magnificence.
>>738384328the design actually works with this kind of poses, actually>>738384779shit i never noticed the piss shoes who the fuck thought that looked good? also how are you supposed to figure out she's the fire dude?>>738392239unironically if the redhead was the face of the game so many more people would've stuck around. the cthulhu chick was't half bad either
>>738381813>the showYou mean Secret Level? That aired, lol
>>738402437trannies do lactateyou should use "give birth" next time
>>738404092All these years of advancement in computer science just to make ugly negroids
>>738404112dammit, I'd suppressed the memory of learning about the tranny who pumped himself full of hormones to breastfeed his kidwhy'd you have to remind me?
>>738403503I agree that that image salvages Bazz' design. Nevertheless, the 2d art can emphasize in ways that triple a products cant. On the left, it's the pose - the contemplative, "cool guy" energy. On the right, it's the action - the step forward with the foot, the forward hand gripping a knife and the hunched face with a sneerthe game did Bazz no favors. You'll notice the left drawing abstracts the lower curve of Bazz' shoulders. Even if they were drawn in, it wouldn't "detract" from the pose, but them left oblique helps draw the eyes to the torso area where a lot of the action is happening. Meanwhile, in the game, the gameplay, the trailers, the character select: I think the designers wanted the player to fill in the blank with their characters: "Oh, trans." "Oh, black." as opposed to seeing the character in action and going "yes. knife character does knife things, but also knife character in space is rightfully either a dodgy edgemaster or a hothead psycho"
>>738382397With some luck you'll get a mobile Subway Surfers clone with Bazz running on top of a box factory treadmill.
>>738376792lmao
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zef48--oSnUThis gameplay is FIRE
>>738405931So this was the pitch for joker 2
>>738405931JOKER LOOK OUT, YOU'RE GONNA GET RAPED
>>738376498no, go away. seeing retards spamming that shit daily was annoying enough, we don't need that again
>>738385171the yellow robot is the only solid one that doesnt need any work. Theres a couple others that are fixable (masked astronaut getting bigger tits, altered color palette on the businesslady robot & mystery meat cloak girl, and a couple adjustments to black sniper cyborg's outfit), but the rest are utterly unsalvageable
>>738405931>Joker got raped againGrim
>>738381503>"Makes speed look like a slow ride to grandma's house"Damn they really did em like that huh
>>738393038A parody of this would look exactly the same
>>738376498He didn't.
>>738381323I do agree it's an ugly ass design, but all that color, lines and clothes analisis you just did tells me you're a fag. No straight man thinks about all that shit.
>her
>>738376498For all its misgivings, Concord at least was a kind of SOULful slop, the later Concord titles kept the slop but lost the SOUL
>>738406276bazzphobes seething
Buzz.
>>738409602you look flyyyyy todaaaay
>>738378274>>738378437What the fuck do you mean “him”? Isnt that a woman?
Burt Stunchberg
>>738384514Please pay money for our premium skins
>>7384099598 of them are jussstt recolors
>>738409694Hes canonically a male in drag like all troons
>>738381354KINO
>>738393038For me it's the lizardguy with leucemia
>>738409959I love how in this parade of absolute eyesores the fucking vomit-hued pickle is saved for last
>>738409959Gets me every time
>>738393038Daw is almost as comedic as Bazz
>>738381919how much money did they spend on this whole thing again
>>738376498Moar liek Bazzed!
>>738410386I just feel disgust looking at DawA fat indian with a pair of inflatable colostomy pants covering his guntWhat a wretched design
>>738410384Asparagus Man?
>>738410384ribbet lil nigga
>>738384514furry ramona flowers
lol
>>738384514does this check all the ESG checkboxes?they kind of have everything there
>>738378515There are others?
>>738410673Think they're just missing someone in a wheelchair
>>738376792>>738380571Bazzed.
>>738409694He will never be a woman
>/v/eddit really is just tsundere for concordWhat a pathetic revelation.
>>738387665>>738387803What saved bodycams in your country was making the footage public and easily accessible. They force bodycams where I live too, but they don't publish footage unless the court requests it, so leftards still propagandize that police are le bad guys killing niggers for fun.
>>738410386
>>738410732isn't the niggress using prosthetics
>>738381453you shouldn't.retarded tranny just had to wait a bit and he could have inherited an entire company he had worked his way up from the bottom in.decided to "come out" early as a female and his father said "well, only males can inherit, as is tradition" and so bazz fucked off crying.
>>738378158>>738378401>>738378704feels funny seeing people build on gif edits you helped make lmao
>>738410887john concord was the most chosen out of all these zany designs
>>738409959the minigun chick's skin is actually kinda good it she was some weird nurgle soldier. the mushroom dude js basically identical and the green guy (now pink) is one of the worst shits i've ever seen. but most of those are somehow even worse, like how do you even settle on those concepts?
>>738393038jabali is cool he makes me think of gayniggers from outer space
>>738409959Why is the hero shooters art direction "contaminated zone cleaners"
>>738393038It's literally like a bunch of girls gathered and made a game and I'm pretty sure that's exactly what happened.
>>738391981>I will now go back to never playing PVP FPSThe modern audience, ladies and gentlmen. Good thing every new game is made for THIS GUY, whether he plays it or not.
>>738409694That's the funniest thing. Anons didn't even consider the possibility until the ridiculous backstory became available. Everyone thought it was just some uggo, and were more distracted by the 'they/them' and 'undecided' specimens.
>>738378401>>738378158>>738378704The suction on the popsicle is genuinely arousing
>>738384514People talk about the humanoids but that's gotta be the lamest playable mech design I've ever seenIt looks more like a warehouse robot than a combat model.
>>738393038>pronoun tab>the men are all he/him>the women are all she/her Whats the point of this. Also:>be me>coming home from work>Manhattan>subway>dude in a dress>balding >poorly shaved facial hair>smells >talking to himself>dirty>clearly mentally unwellTrannys are dirty, unorganized, aggressive and disheveled. Theyre basically homeless people who rent. I'd support them being included in vidya if they were portrayed realistically. Drag queen from Twisted metal 4 is the only semi-realistic depiction of trannys. >>738413025
>>738413708>doesn't eat the mic
>>738409863I miss her bros...
>>738376792There was a guy who had a nickname Baz at work.Everyone there called him Baz the Spaz to his face.
I unironically started liking Bazz when the memes and fanart started popping up. It's hard to hate a comic relief character who's actually funny.Come to think of it, it's harder designing a successful funny character than it is designing coombait or a blatant sex appeal "please buy our game now" character. Horniness is temporary but humor is forever.
>>738382754A lot of games use mocap as a base even for non-humanoids. It's easier to edit from some guy dancing around in a mocap suit as a base than to animate from scratch.
>>738409959laughing out loud
>>738381919she's fast!
>>738413708
>>738410386Daw is just ridiculous, but in a familiar way. Like the brown autist that attended your school's anime club.
>>738402756Lots of differences.>Apex built off the established Titanfall IP, carrying over its top-notch gameplay.>It released earlier in the queercore heroslop aesthetic era when people hadn't yet been bombarded to death with this shit.>It was free-to-play and easy to fall in love with.>BR was at its peak popularity.>At least a few of the characters weren't utterly atrocious.The world has changed. If Apex came out today, it would probably be eviscerated for characters like Lifeline and Mirage.
>>738409959>>738410384>>738410569>>738414881i wonder how many realize that's a ridiculously long brim seen from the front
Don't you get bored posting the same thread over and over againIs this the only source of happiness and fulfillment in your life
>>738415468Sorry sweaty, this thread is for Bazz enjoyers only!
>>738385261Based grandpa>I respect your choices my grandson>Now get the fuck back in the kitchen woman!
>>738381660>But he turned away again after her gender transitionThis story is such a clusterfuck to read because they fags are obsessed with re-gendering people even in the past. You could see a man today and they'd tell you that you saw a woman because 'she' transitioned after that day. It defies logic.
We can Chazz it up but can we Bazz it up?
>>738414881>yo wyd boah, chu' lookin' at? imma queen bish, queen of da vegetabuls, huehueheubue>ayo, bring da peecklo here, lesse dis wyd boah dundeeledoo, go crazy wigga, lesss goo
>>738384514A PVP game where you play as either diverse, modern, trendy, killmonger-hair, lgbtqiaa2s+ on one team and faceless nazi-esque "bad guy" soldiers on the other would actually be quite funThe only caveat is that the people making it would have to have designers that LIKE the aesthetic for each one they work on otherwise it'll come across as hollow.
>>738415468
>>738410552
>>738414881I'M PICKLE NIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGG
>>738376792if the glasses had pixel shading like the rest, it'd be perfect
>>738416568
>>738378158does anyone have the link to the full video? It's so outlandish that it becomes funny
>>738381453> hope i get to see bazz in a future IP.Sony can sell Bazz’s model as a stock asset for textbooks like Capcom did with Donte. She’s too much fun to languish on some server somewhere.
Remember pimp, every time you post Daw, you slow down 4chan's servers to a crawl since he's that much of a fat fuck.
>>738376498>Oh my god!>That's me!
>>738415468Why is there always someone trying to stop threads about Concord? There are repeat threads going on for 10-15 years but this one is the one you object to?
bazz is unironically a good design and i'm tired of pretending she's not
>>738380571Wtf I love Bazz now.
>>738397118>>738397118>>738397118>>738397118
>>738418094absolute booty blasted sony pony trying to deflect as usual
>>738381660Wouldn't space amazon tape boxes not cut them open
>>738384514>alright make a brown skinned one>alright now make a character nobody wants to play>okay now another brown one>now another one nobody would in their right mind think looks fun to playthis kind of thinking is worth $400 million?
>>738376498I think at this point, it's time to bring Concord back. Just fucking run a few servers for the few fuckos worldwide who would play this shit, you cowards. I'd be the sweatiest fucking Bazz main out there in the 6v6 Bazzmatches.
>>738417685they expected people to pay for this skin?
>>738382075he learned those knife skills by, I shit you not, working at his family's space amazon centeranything I learn about this game's lore seems to be even more ridiculous than everything else
>>738410386Me an' mah crew.
>>738418415yes
>>738416262She’s cute
honestly that's kinda cute, it's like a quirky goth high school sweetheart you never had....that's my only praise for this game, the exclusion comittee and pronouns police can fuck off. I'm glad these parasites failed. I'm not glad they got paid big bucks for it.I mean... B A Z ZAZZ Z E D
/v/ is literally the largest Bazz fanbase on the internet
>>738418754wrong, that's koreans
>>738376792
>>738418728you will love avowed then it has plenty of these furby things
>>738419020that's too furry.and these fluoride stares are scaring me
>>738384514>>738409959How out of touch are they that nobody involved in the project realize at any point of development this looked like abysmal dogshit?
They had so many plans for the future
>>738419131there was a boss-fembaby that demanded employees address her as "the professor"any dissent was grounds for terminationthat's all you need to know.
>>738393038I'm glad their pronouns are there
>>738392239mom said it my turn to waste millions in a couple of hours
>>738393038>New sci fi setting, unlimited possibilities for characters>Nearly all of the characters are human with gun
"sucks"
>>738418923proof?
>>738419208Nah, this was made to be the most emasculate male ever. Clearly losing in bulk and masculine traits to half the female/xer cast.As a cherry on top the weapon, especially it's barrel, is designed to be as diminuitive as possible.
>>738419539one of the lead designers was a very vocal anti-gun activistmake of that what you will, i don't know what they left this person in charge.
>>738420062>anti gun lefist retards>keeps making hero shooter failures
>>738420318last day of this game had a speedrun-type mass suicide in-game convoI'm Dead. Fucking. Serious.You cannot make this shit up.Putting the 'hero' in hero shooters
>>738376498she deserved a second chance bros
>>738419371https://www.mobygames.com/game/229488/concord/credits/playstation-5/?autoplatform=trueThey probably thought you were joking
BLACKLESBIANALUCARD
>>738404251this, are they pirates? they look like they're going to rob your freighter
>>738409959i don't want any of those...
>>738423643>responsible for creating (this) trainwreck>pure wasp>no pronouns listed>no flags>actually having skills to show
>>738410550>What an expensive mistake you turned out to be. Another fifty billion dollars down the drain.
>>738381693>was one of her cousin's kneecaps he tried to stop her; she couldn't let him do that.NO BAZZ PLEASE WE NEED YOU STAY GRANPAPA WILL EVENTUALLY ACCEPT YOUR TRANS-BAZZUSSY>NO WAY FAG*shonk*
>>738381809>Bazz landed a gig at a beauty parlor doing shaves, cuts, and colors. Her skill with a blade was obvious and her boldness with color and style earned her repeat customers who spread the word across the Wilds.YALL SEE THAT ZESTY NIGGA CUTTIN HAIRWE GOTTA GET THAT BITCH IN OUR CREW SHIT LOOKS GUCCHI
>>738381693You're knee cap comes off?
>What a fool you are. I'm a queen. How can you cancel a queen?>What a grand and intoxicating innocence. How could you be so chuddie?>There is no escape. No dogwhistles or mansplaining will work here>Come, lay down your asshole and and kiss my feet. It's not too late for my mercy.
>>738376498>her
>>738392239They are all mutts
>>738393038it-z was sooo hot
>>738384514I love wracking my brain trying to salvage it while keeping as much of the original vision as possible. The problem is that it's simultaneously unimaginative and too imaginative. The tropes aren't played with at all, but also the concepts lack sufficient cultural basis for anyone to connect with. Some characters don't have an immediately visible idea behind them at all. I think it suffers a lot from realism, but wouldn't be much better off if it was animated.1. Space captain guyYou can see what they were going for with the bright orange vest, blue undersuit and cowboy boots, but it's impossible to tell what type of alien he is at a glance besides just a green scaly guy. You have to question whether or not you want your lovable rogue pilot guy to be an alien or a human in the first place, and if you do make him an alien you need to put extra work making him feel likeable and real because he's probably gonna be the frontman for the game. The bright orange feels like a safety vest, which lames up someone that should probably be kind of cool.2. Failed dommy mommyThis is a character archetype that you have to make actually sexy or don't do it at all. Karen hair + baggy shapeless clothes + manjaw + yellow jordans aren't going to cut it. Could maybe bring more stuff like the spiky earpiece in too.3. Thanos at homeObligatory generic big guys are usually played by people who can't stand playing anything other than gigachad. I think you can salvage him being a feathered alien if you play into it, (Nightreign guardian is an example of a good big guy bird character) but giving him a baboon ass face head and having the feathers be a throwaway feature leads to a design that doesn't really stick out besides drawing attention to a bad and weird color combination.4. Septic tank diverBlack out the helmet and give them a clear immediately visible job that they do. The intestinal design draws the eye with complexity so if it kept relocate and downplay it a bit.
>>738428008
>>738402756Aside from Lifesaver medic, the rest of the starting cast was well designed. You even had cute girls like Wattson. Also helps that the game used to actually be fun, /v/ can seethe all they want over that.
>>738413025>wait, traps don't even have to be cute?
>>738417881I feel like a signed autograph of this game could make a pretty penny 50 years from now.
>>738409959Bazz is going Turbo???
>>738384514>>7384280085. Mushroom manAsk yourself "what's the appeal of being a mushroom?" Mushrooms are funny, creepy and weird. This guy is creepy and weird, but doesn't have any gap moe to offset that, nor does it lean into it hard enough to appeal on that front. In addition, yellow is kind of both not very mushroomy and kind of gross, so I think they should have experimented more with colors and shape language.6. Walmart HeavyPut the helmet down. The little flag could maybe be endearing if they play into the toy soldier look a bit. Experiment with different shades of green and other colors that could be brought in to break it up.7. Cpt. ZoomerHe could be kinda salvaged without too much changes if you somehow play into the tf2 scout vibe or the "way the fuck out of his element cheap mass produced soldier dressed like a paintball player" vibe.8. AsstronautJarvis, increase booba and buttocks, find another color other than baby vomit.9. Wizard GrannyDoes the wizard really need to be an asian granny? If you're going to do that then maybe have some cultural elements? She could be a hot asian girl with bare feet and make millions of dollars. Even a male wizard could at least look kinda cool.10. Alien e-girlThe color change around her mouth is kind of gross, again with the obsession with baby barf green too. Remove the upper legplates and she already almost works.11. Sniper LadyMy personal taste would be to use it on everyone, but this is probably the character I would use my lolification beam on. The only thing that stands out here are the feetshoes and lolis go well with feet. Obviously change the main color from grey and she could even stay black as long as she's cute.12. Black GuyThis design almost works but it's hampered by the colors. I really like teal, but it's an anti-cool color. Go with something darker and more stylish. If you have a cool black guy, they need to actually be cool.Sorry for text walls, I'm bored and this is kinda fun.
I don't know if I'm crazy or not, but I once took a quick glance at some kids containment zone at a shopping center, and I saw a girl painting her. To this day, I still think my eyes betrayed me, but I honestly can't see how, it was exactly like that abomination.
>>738385061cute as human too
>>738402227Sorry, my bad. Her game was a pathetic failure and her dying legacy is being made fun of on a Singaporean scarf knitting message board
>>738429649i like her better as human than some weird furry ayyt. 5'6 straight fat latino
>>738384514>>73842916313. RobotRobots can either be cool mecha or the cute mascot. This one is definitely leaning more towards cute mascot, but there's a reason cute robots always have round eyes instead of murder slits. In addition, its arms are too lanky, and it's too much undisturbed bright yellow.14. The BazzI wanted to meme, but they really did accidentally cook here. The wacky coloring (red and purple) and style actually come together. They're funny to look at and a self-parody that could have never been done intentionally. I think that being a knife specialist is the wrong vocation for such a loud design. The colors are well broken up too, with the white undershirt, black pants, kneepads, and red boots. I even like the goofy pointy tops on the shoes somewhat.15. TubbyI only know from outside material, but this character is supposed to be a medic, so they need stuff that actually looks medical. I think fat designs can work if they're either so ugly it wraps back around to being cool, or so cute that it offsets their fatness. This one is kind of trying to lean into cute, but it needs to go farther on it, perhaps even use the forbidden shotafication beam. I am once again begging them to ditch the baby barf undersuit and the gloves being orange.16.This one is actually pretty good without even being so bad its good. The most work here just needs to be done on coloring. Try suits other than beige and eye colors other than green. I think the pink is unique so it's a tough call whether or not to go with it.
>>738429649Looks like a dollar store ReikoNah, I'll take my chances with the scaly (?) creature, who knows she's got some power moves...diamondmining.jpegat least it's not a butter golem and her body is ok. It can't be that bad unless he has a sawblade vulva or some shit like that
>>738428008>1. Space captain guyHe's also such a blatant ripoff of Yondu in Guardians of the Galaxy, the VA even sounds like he's trying to be Michael Rooker-esque. It only drives home the Temu vibes.
>>738414881I genuinely thought from the thumbnail she was wearing a suit made out of bananas.
>>738430554I didn't watch that because I fapped to original Mantis bare feet outfit as a kid and I'm incredibly autistically mad that they brought her back without it.
>>738430678Well they weren't even subtle about it. Even normies picked up on it.
>>738409959Helmet Bazz isn't talked about enough.
>>738430927>when your character design is so good it makes alternate costumes look so bad by comparisonWhat's the problem here?
Quake Enbie (2067)Slipgates are now SlipgendersDeveloped by Mary Carmack (She, Them)
>>738409959HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA there’s no way they designed this crap & expected people to pay for it.
>>738430678what a degenerate!
>>738430179>bazz>they really did accidentally cook here.
>>738432361I think in my analysis I kind of forgot that the fundamental concept was retarded and bad because of his status as a meme character. Like the correct play is to not even do a Bazz in the first place. Bazz is the best ridiculous black tranny they could have made, but the problem is that they made a ridiculous black tranny.
>>738417685>"what kinda haircut you want today senpai?">"I'm low on ammo">"say no more."
>>738393038>Valve literally stole Jabali's design for DeadlockAmazin'
>>738376498She should have won queen.
>>738385890He wasn't a cop; he was some kind of armed PSO/ nurse
I don't ever want to give these devs money. But I kinda want to own a physical copy of concord. Just because Its now a part of history simply because of the fact that it might be the biggest flop of any entertainment media ever
>>738433810They practically give them away on ebay.
>>738376498>>>Her
#meToo>https://files.catbox.moe/o8sxqv.mp4
>>738433810looking at the longevity of these memes, you should probably hoard these copies. it'll fetch a good price in the future, whenGenA white knights Bazz and making funny jokes about a cynical corporate product becomes outlawed.At least you'll be "on the right side of history" by being a hero that bought and believed the bazzjesus
>>738428781>translator's note: the term "pretty penny" in this case is being used literally
>>738384514The bottom left two are genuinely the best here and would work in a different context with minimal polish
>>738377843>we now return to "Thugnificent: Rags to Bitches"
>>738401160fukken lmao
HEY WHATEVER HAPPENED TO HIGHGUARD??THAT SHIT JUST WENT AWAY SUDENLY
the glasses just make ne think its sam hyde in a costume doing a bit and theyre trying to look retarded with that outfit to annoy people.
>>738401160Man, I laughed so hard my dog got worried. Holy shit
>>738409959this is so ugly im convinced that game was a money laundering scheme designed to fail while some higher ups pocketed the money.
>>738381660I have a hard time believing there was a significant amount of money put into the writing of this. It reads like the kind of thing I would’ve written in 7th grade English. I’m pretty sure ChatGPT could’ve shat out a better backstory.
>>738438832>as a money launderingWhat illegal funds was it supposedly "laundering"?
>>738439083all im saying is if they claimed this was a 100 million dollar game or whatever, i think i heard higher numbers, and the designs looked like that, it shouldnt be a surprise if the game fails and all the money was already conveniently 'spent.
>>738378158anyone have the edit of this with the retard from summertime saga?
>>738377492Bazz is a man!?
>>738439818Bazz is canonically transgender, so yes, he is a man.
>>738376498>>738384514I still find it amazing how every single design looks so God-awful.The best one is the trashcan robot by a mile, but even so, it's nothing extraordinaire, it's ok at best.
>>738440042um, MtF or FtM, i can't actually tell
>>738376498clothing design in this game was very fun reminded me a bit of moebiusthe things inside that clothing however
>>738439443I would find it much more likely a very high end AAA game, which Concord by all metrics seems to have been, just had a clueless dev team working in a bubble for years. It's not even the first big budget blunder.
>>738393038Not a single person with blonde or red hair. So this is power of diversity...
>>738439443400 mil when you combine development cost and marketing
>>738428008>an immediately visible idea behind them at allthat's why these designs fail so spectacularly. take tf2, one look and you know instantly what these guys are about and what you can expect by playing them.the rocket launcher chick does not communicate in any way "this is the airborne hero", nothing about daw tells you "healer"
>>738439443That would be fraud or embezzlement, not money laundering.
>>738376498You disgusting vermin are nostalgic for this jewslop now? Fucking kys already
>>738447136newfag
>>738401113>light breeze>gets cornered by a psycho wielding a knife>gets stabbed and they try to go again, he manages to get away>get chased again and stabbed again, only then do you shootNo, he was either retarded or terrified of becoming the latest Fent Floyd victim.>>738433718He was a cop. He was doing a wellness check, but he was still a cop. Cops get called to do wellness checks all the time.
To bad we will never get TF2/Concord collab
>>738393038I don't care what anyone says, Lennox and Jabali were cool as fuck
>>738432797kek
>>738384514Iconic: 1,4,5,6,7,9,10,13,14,15Not bad.
>>738410386>>738410556>>738414883I legit couldn't tell if it was a dude or not
I am surprised Sony hasn't nuked all the Concord related vids they uploaded to their channel. Hell, they haven't even locked the comments on them which are full of people making fun of them now.
>>738401160thanks doc
BAZZINGA
I wish we had the source code of Concord. Just imagine, playing Concord with your chud pals.
>>738455601>Everyone is just Bazz
>>738455942We'll have of course to enforce a number limit
>>738376498shouldn't have charged that officer, what did she think would happen?
Could /v/ actually make a bazz game?
>>738456046Well if you do that you'll have to make a Bazztastic game mode to not lose players.
>>738454827>NO BAZZ DON'T RAPE MY MOUTH WITH THOSE LUSCIOUS LIPS OF YOURS>AAAIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEE>SLUUUUUUUJRRRRREEPPPPP
take your pick
>>738449760Someone should make these cosmetics, even if just for local mods. I wanna run around as scout throwing cleavers looking like that.
>>738459004>captain ninja turtle
>>738459004This is very generous to Bazz.
>>738459004Kek, the intestinal tubing.
>>738378845I'll never get over that stupid little flag. I genuinely wonder what the fuck the artist was thinking.
>>738459674>>738459004Yeah, no idea why this was so generous to Bazz.
>>738376498Her backstory was amazing. I can't believe it was greenlit.
>>738376498We didn't know how good we had it.
>>738380983>....... I wouldWhy would you fuck a nigger?Disgusting
BAAAAAAAAAAZZZZZZMY GIRL>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hITAvWWeUuk Commemorating the end of Concorde service - 늑찡 - 2.71K subscribers 442K views 1 year ago RIP Concord (Aug 2024 - Sep 2024) | This Week in Videogames - Skill Up - Sep 4, 2024
>>738464030What the fuck is wrong with gookshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k30-auTvfX8
>>738464171>What the fuck is wrong withwhat do you mean. seem like stand-up people. ?
