This shit would make Sony blush
>>738378257I am genuinely starting to hate Star Fox 64. Fuck this game, it's overrated trash that ruined the series. This is why we need to avoid putting things on pedestals, people.
>>738378353Played it as a kid and I had no idea it was held in such a regard, like it's a good game but its no Mario 64 or Ocarina of Time
>>738378257>ZeroNot a remake of 64.You never played the game.
>>738378257It just doesn't count when Nintendo does it, Snoy.
new? badold? believe it or not also bad
>>738378462retard
>>738378569>Not a remakeThanks for confirming what I said was correct.
>>738378418The voice actors elevate it a lot, every single line from every character is memorable. Take that away and you get the 3DS remake, which nobody remembers
Last night was pretty bad when the catalog was full of some nintenslop announcement. If for some reason it wasn't clear before why /v/ is so shit, it should be now.
>>738378634The 3DS version has the original cast return for the roles.
>>738378562no, old was good but it's boring nowMOVE THE FUCK ON
So why did Nintendo even make Super Mario Bros Wonder? That game's entire existence was "We get it, you're bored of NSMB" yet they didn't learn a damn thing with Star Fox.
>>738378257>Like 6 entry in 30 some years vs. yearly slopNintendo wins by default
>>73837825764 3D is the only real remake here. The rest are vastly different reimaginings.
>>73837835364 is still great, don’t blame it for Nintendo’s lack of creativity
>>738378462oh look it's this autist again
>>738378931Then who should I blame? The idiots who keep demanding that every game be exactly like 64? >>738378694>MOVE THE FUCK ONTHIS. Can we PLEASE get something new? Oh my fucking god.
>>738378730It's almost like Nintendo are incompetent and have no idea what they're doing
>>738379020The people responsible for making the games?
>>738379190The people responsible for making the games don't give a fuck about this IP and are just going off of what their marketing department tells them. And the marketing department only listens to the loud retards who screech about wanting rehashes of a game they're too young to have ever played.
>>738378257Half of this franchise is a remake of the same game.Either put us back in Timeline 2 or give us a James McCloud prequel game, the cutscene they showed off at the end of the direct honestly made me want one.
>>738378987Sorry that my superiority upsets you
>>738378569This just proves it isnt a remake. The official language was a reimagining which is take elements of past games but make something completely different. None of the levels even are like 64.
>>738378462it's not it's own thing either.it's a "remake" in the same way FF7R calls itself a "remake".Based on low IQ retards modern standards where apparently a "remake" does not even need to share a single scenario or visual in common with the original? then it's one of the most faithful remakes ever made.Based on a sane non-retarded persons standards? then no it's not a remake.it is a rehash tho. it's yet another game rehashing SF64 that does not have its own identity. so having 4 of these is just retarded.
>>738378257gamegame 2game 3: the returnGAME
>>738379990>it's not it's own thing eitherIt literally is.>New levels>new mechanics>new bosses>new dialogue >new charactersIt's not a remake.>ff7 remakeNever played it.
>>738380117>New levels>new mechanics>new bosses>new dialogue >new characterswait a second.. that perfectly fits mario 64 DS>New levelsMultiple new levels like Battle Fort and Sunshine Isles>new mechanics3 new characters with their own mechanics, plus new power ups like balloon>new bossesmultiple new bosses like Goomboss etc>new dialogueall over the place>new charactersWario, Luigi, YoshiGuess that settles it. Mario 64 DS is not a remake.
>>738379349Honestly the fact that they approved such dogshit designs really shows that Nintendo have no understanding of the characters, the games tone or what makes them iconic.the series is cooked. Nintendo has no fucking clue what they're doing and there is no hope going forward. otherwise these "Mario if he real' designs would never have been approved.>>738380117they're not new levels they're rehashes of 64 levels and there's way less of them. less boss fights too.same universe, same settings, same characters. zero had no identity outside of the garbage forced WiiU pad gimmicks.
>>738380274>wait a second.. that perfectly fits mario 64 DS?>>738380301>they're not new levelsYou never played either game and it shows.
Nintendo's autism for 64 is fascinating. Up there with Square giving Lightning 3 games.>>738378651This says more about the quality of the moderation than the board. The mods should have made a cyclical/pinned thread to prevent clutter.
>>738380274Except mario 64 DS has more content than OG 64Starfox zero has less. it's so disappointing and missing so much.also starting the game as Yoshi and the character transformation caps were such fucking bad ideas and ruin the experience so much that because of them you can never claim to have played 64 if you played the DS version.
>>738380354It's not a new game retard. it's literally a non-canon alternate reality of starfox 64.it is so fucking far from it's own thing. don't even try to claim it constitutes a new star fox entry.
>>738380619>"I have a screenshot of an emulator, so my opinions must be facts!!!"Reddit tier post.
>>738378257Microsoft, Sony and Nintendo are all irredeemable trash.
they are testing the waters making a high budget star fox game to see if zoomers like it. if this is succesful you'll get a new star fox game. you niggers are totally retarded to not see this simple logic
>>738380658Starfox zero is a rehash and there's nothign you can do about it.
>>738380779>Admits it's not a remake>AgainThanks for confirming my original claim was correct.Again.
>>738378353I am pissed they literally erased Starfox on the SNES. The music, set pieces and vibes were much better than 64.If they remade StarFox and 64 on the same game using this style, that would be simply perfect .
Zero isn't a 64 remake and Sony did it first and worse:The Last of UsThe Last of Us RemasteredThe Last of Us Part 1All released within less than a decade. At least Nintendo spaced them out by like fifteen years each.
>>738379020>"Then who should I blame? The idiots who keep demanding that every game be exactly like 64?"Yeah, kill all 64 fags.
>>738378462No one played, and those who did regret they ever wasted their time.
>"Bring back Star Fox!">Okay. Oh god, no. Put it back in the ground.
>>738379179Nintendo is like that crazy uncle who can't do our fuck up a ton of basic stuff but, eventually, do something genius.
>>738378353>>738381168STARFOX AND STARFOX 64 ARE THE SAME FUCKING GAME
>>738380779Just like star fox adventure is a remake of star fox 64
>>738381669Well yeah, that's kinda the problem, isn't it? This is a series that keeps making the exact same game over and over again with no variation. And the "fans" only encourage this by shooting down any attempts to do something different.
>>738381750i want the rail shooter genre to die quietly in mid-90s arcade cabinets like it deserved to
>>738381810well, you lost and got raped
Eric won again
>>738381669>different levels>different bosses>different gameplay>"IT'S THE SAME GAME THO"You are brown.
>>738381168>The music, set pieces and vibes were much better than 64.Just FYI, when you’re contrarian baiting for (You)s, you’re not supposed to actually believe the retarded opinion you’re using.
>>738380274Mario 64 DS is a port, same with OoT 3D, MM3D, Star Fox 64 3D etc.
Damn. 4 remakes of a snes game.
>>738383519>He can't count lol
This is going to be the eighth time they remake the same game
>>738381168This new game would have been the perfect opportunity for them to include a full remake of the snes game and rework it as you playing as James and the old Starfox team with polygonal head Andross being a fake out villain and then revealed the real Andross has been building up an army to invade the system, and then Pigma betrays the team.
>>738383009>different levelswell more "has levels in 64" if we're being real>different bossesand they're simplistic garbage in both>different gameplaylol
>>738380274Dude please just play the fucking game if you want to have an opinion.The mario 64 example is a port with new content.Starfox zero is an entirely new game, its not the same story as 64, it has different vehicles, different gameplay mechanics, different levels.You can’t call it a remake based on the FIRST level and because its main gameplay is an on rails shooter otherwise fucking mario odyssey should be considered a remake of 64zSo please stop basing yourself of information you literally got from someone else who also didn’t play the game. Its fucking retarded that so many people believe this fucking gaslight of a narrative it really does make me think I live in a world full of people that are not only idiotic but they cannot think for themselves.
>>738383640How so?
>>738380619>2 hours>on an emulator>on a game with the shitty fucking wii u pad control schemeStop fucking lying you larping piece of shit I despise you so much I almost want you to disappear
>>738381168Yeah the music in the SNES game was fantastic.
>we're not doing more f-zero because we can't think of a new idea to spice the game up>let's do another starfox 64, fuck yeah
>>738383796>SF 2>SF 64>SF assault >SF command>SF 64 3D>SF adventure >SF zero>SF 2026
>>738383865It's actually much easier to play Zero with modified controls on emulator.That or co-op are really the only ways to properly play it.
>>738378730>>738379179The game looks amazing though. You just expect things to look like average slop.This has a distinct look and is supported by the OG vision for the snes game. Im only too glad it exists and its precisely decisions like that artstyle why nintendo keeps existing while the rest imitates whatever they think people expects to have.
>>738378257Just make Star Fox: The Next Generation set 100 years in the future with a brand new cast. Then you can have your designated furbait and goonslop characters while expanding the universe.
>>738383761>He didn't play either gamelollmfao
>>738378634Hearing all the replaced voice lines was really jarring. I threw that garbage away
>>738384104i played both in the 90s and dropped both within one day because rail shooters are a dead shambolic genre whose only possibility for growth or novelty is to stop being a fucking rail shooter
>>738384047Why did you keep posting the puppets so people can more easily tell that's not what they are going for?They made them Into digitigrades with anatomically proportional facial features. The puppets had them as plantigrades with defined necks and big expressive eyes.
>watch playthrough of starfox zero>it's literally the same level except it becomes gay halfway through and turns you into a little chicken faggotit's not a remake, it's like some weird submission fetish version of the game
>>738384306>he's crying over a game he played and didn't like>30 years latersad.
You know what would have been sick?Instead of a straight remake of one game, it is built around either Peppy or a Peppy aged Fox now working as a flight instructor for Cornerian millitary pilots, and it's him reminiscing to his students about great dog fights of the past he has witnessed. Then each stage is taken from a different game, or a major lore event never seen in game. >Stage 1- level from snes game remade as a mission with James>Stage 2 - level from SF2 featuring James>Stage 3 - level from 64>Stage 4 - Assault on Dinosaur Planet >Stage 5 - Aparoid invasion>Stage 6 - mission from Command>Stage 7 - a level from ZeroYou get the idea. Instead of routes through the galaxy, maybe you have branching timelines with different endings like Command. Or if they want one single canon, just redo the stages from 2 and zero as having instead been unseen missions starfox team took a part in.
>>738384332>B-b-b-but the feet arent the same!!Jesus christ look at slippy and falco and the rest. It doesnt need to be the exact same designs to know they were heavily leaning into them. Plus the fur texture on fox and the feathers on falco look extra synthetic. Its the most inspired visuals there have been in videogames for a long, long while, and a proper excuse to use extra power without it looking either cartoony or realistic.
>>738378257cry harder
>>738378569retard
>>738378569So there is a non canoon reboot or something? Sounds like this IP is a complete mess
Not really related to this game, but how was it that Command simultaneously didn't perform well enough for Nintendo to make a new Star Fox game until 10 years later, yet it continued to influence Fox's design in like every game ever?
>>738378353It's easily the best game in the series.All sequels have failed miserably.At this point I'm happy that they are trying to attract new players with another remake as chances of putting out turds seem really high.
>>738384792Why would it be non canon?
Remember, Nintendo won't ever bring F-Zero back because they can't think of anything new or different.
>>738378257Only good game in the series, so makes sense
>>738384856>Nintendo won't ever bring F-Zero back99?
>>738384668>Look at their anatomy.>B-BUT THE TEXTURES LOOK SYNTHETIC Not helping your case.
>>738384829>All sequels have failed miserably.Adventures and Assault sold pretty good actually.
>>738384835How can 2 games tell the same story and be different and still be canon?
>>738378257dear snoy:you forgot the SNES Starfox, of which SF64 is a reimagining of.
>>738384668You're literally saying the character models don't matter, just that the textures are bad?
>>738385212Beta version doesn't count
>>738378694That would cost too much. Conservative Japanese business will only do the safe thing. Sorry.
>>738385149Contradictions happen all the time in an infinate universe.They're not impossible or anything.
>>738385149Kirby
>>738385149Pokémon
>>738384047They literally said In the reveal that they are supposed to look like real animals In this version. Why push this narrative?
>>738378257Hahah starfox sounds a bit like star fucks.Hahaha
>>738378257Gen I has 3 versionsGen II is a rehash and has a remakeKirby Super Star has a remake of Dream LandStar Fox has 5 versionsTLoU has: original, port, remake, sequelK E E P S E E T H I N G
"We failed once...we failed twice... We must FAIL again."
>>738384668This level of cope is only possible when it's a Switch 2 owner.
Nintendo fans are lower than cattle and in an ideal world are all euthanized. They keep telling themselves that this is a callback to the SNES cover, when the character designs for that were clearly puppets, and Star Fox here look like paid assets from the Unreal Engine marketplace
>>738386543I'm an old-fag Star Fox enjoyer and I have to agree with you. Anyone comparing the OG to this current crap in terms of style are at best deluding themselves to justify buying a shitty modern-slop console.
>>738381168They showed of SF1 in the direct...
>>738386543>>738386641I would prefer if they had used real puppets for the cutscenes and i somewhat doubt their was any intention to adapt from the snes materials, but at the very least it does harken closer to those puppets and their real fur and feathers and facial features than anything that has come before. (Though 64 with the yapping mouths when talking may have been trying to invoke that muppet feel)
It's literally one guy stamping his feet that zero doesn't count lol
>>738378257>yet anotehr star fox 64 remakeUgh...
>>738378257You posted this on or stole this from reddit, you can't fool me
>>738378257this is becoming resident evil levels of embarrassing
>>738380619How can you play Wii U games on a PC? Teach us.
>>738386060I love him he looks so dumb
>>738386060He looks like a genetic failure
>it's okay when mario does itWhy are you faggots not complaining that every Mario game is a remake of that time Bowser stole princess Peach?
>>738387103WE ARE DO YOU NOT KNOW HOW MUCH THE NEW SUPER MARIO BROS SERIES IS SHAT ON?
>>738386779Then they should just used the puppets and made the Arwings similar, but they didn't. Not at all. There's no "grit" to this remake, it's just ugly Sonic, I mean hell, look at what they did to poor Katt.
>>738378257Isn't Star Fox 64 already a remake of the first one?
>>738378257Is it fair to call zero a "remake"? Like those other 3 are actually the same game while zero was very similar while having new (bad) ideas to its detriment. I can understand reebot, but not so much remake.
>>738387279It uses the same backstory, game is very different
>>738385298it was a full release sold to the public dummy
>>738378257>SF SNES>SF64: SF SNES rebooted>SF643D: Remake>SFZero: Reboot>SF SW2: Rebootand I'm gonna buy it anyway
>>738387405No, but fanboys want to pretend the least charitable interpretation of the facts is the truest.
We have become James McCloud, forever helping Fox complete the same mission
>nintendo makes fox look like a fox>furfags that weren't even gonna buy the game:>NOOOO I CANT FAP TO THIS!!!
Star Fox is Nintendo's Batman/Superman. They periodically reinterpret the source material & origin stories in a fresh way. Nominally it's a "remake" but everyone understands how The Dark Knight is a different film from the Tim Burton movie and would never call it a "remake." It's kind of a movie game, but done right instead of. I don't know why people can't see blatantly obvious fact.The core of the series is archetypal, thematic, and visual rather than continuity- and plot-based.
>>738387980I'm just worried they added too many cutscenes.Also the new voices aren't nearly as good, but some people died so I understand the need for change.
>>738384668>Its the most inspired visuals there have been in videogames for a long, long while,lel
>>738386060Please someone make a Clavicular edit with recessed jaw nuFox and regular Fox
>>738386060Krystal is gonna laugh her ass off when she sees this chud
>>738378673It's not the voice actors, it's the delivery of the lines.
>>738378462Are you the same type of dipshit that claims Shattered Memories is not a remake of SH1?
>>738381168starfox 64 is literally just starfox SNES+still the same story, with some extra characters, levels, and vehicles but music is the same for shared levels and arwings are the same.
>>738388318>doesn't play remotely the same>doesn't even have the same areasYou're confusing lore reimagining with game remake
>>738387980More like Nintendo has no fucking clue what to do with the franchise in both gameplay and plot so they keep recycling what worked.
Star Fox is one of the few things Nintendo still keeps "arcadeish", so it's always nice when it gets a revival.Nintendo has an aversion to arcade games. Even Mario Kart, which used to have more arcade-like elements, was turned into a social sandbox shit with Mario Kart World.The only good arcade-style games from Nintendo are developed by third parties, like Smash Bros., for example.Note: I’m assuming this game was made by Nintendo, not by a third party.
>>738388426so Star Fox 64 is a sequel to star fox snes
Greatest redemption arc of all time, at least you tried 64 fags.
>>738387729So were Bethesda games
>>738387980The problem is we get Batman movies pretty regularly, so its fine that a few of them re-tread old ground because there's enough new stuff to break it up. With Star Fox, the last game was 10 years ago and the last time we got something that wasn't some kind of reinterpretation of the first game was 20 years ago
>>738388484>was turned into a social sandbox shit with Mario Kart World????????????
>>738388229If they made Katt look like a crackhead, imagine how trashy krystal would look
>>738388531Krystalchuds were right.
>>738378257>Even the OP post is a remake.
>>738384365>first game is Rail Shooter But Slightly Interesting For Once And On A Home Console>game gets remade five fucking times in 30 years for literally no reason other than Miyamoto being a furry and self-inserting as Fox>gameplay LITERALLY never advances or iteratesthe only time this franchise has ever been worth it was Adventures and that was only a Starfox game because Miyamoto made them reskin it as one
>>738388967I don't want OP to ever talk about originality again
>>738389384>game gets remade five fucking timesThey just announced the 2nd remake...Not the 5th.
The star fox 3ds remake is alright.
European Starwing and Lylat Wars count as their own games so this is actually the 7th remake
>>738389628>StarwingWhat's that?
>>738378257Day 1 buy for me. This is what I asked for. I don't want more innovation when the new innovations are reliably dogshit. Just do the thing that you know works, execute on it well, maybe throw on some optional content to see if any new ideas are worth iterating on.People have been telling them to do this for years, I'm glad they finally listened.>why not original levels It's been a long fucking time, I don't have the SF64 levels memorized, they may as well be new levels. If it's successful, they can do more original content with a better idea of what works and what doesn't based on dev experience of recreating what they know works. >artstyle badIt looks fine, holy shit.
>>738389729snes star fox was renamed that because of german autism
>>738385081No they didn't
>>738389937Oh really? That's funny, usually those changes affect all of Europe (We have Probotector instead of Contra cos of Germany).But Starfox SNES is called Starfox in the UK, it's Lylat Wars on 64 tho.
Is this the most remade game of all time? What else comes close?Don't say Skyrim. Those are re-relesses not remakes.
>>738389483they're all spiritually remakes
>>738390105Lol no, look up how many versions exist of fucking Rayman 2 (which is a great game I'll admit)
>>738390147So you believe spiritual things are real?
>>738390203
>>738390270idk what this unc shit is.
>>738378257Sony makes remakes of games that are still on shelves.
>>738378353>>738378418You can't blame Starfox 64 for modern Nintendo's stupidity.Starfox 64 is an absolute treasure, but the people/team who made it obviously no longer exist at Nintendo and even some of the voice actors are dead now (Bill/Star Wolf, and Peppy).So you should be hating modern Nintendo because they're massively unskilled and arguably aren't even developing games at this point. They're just trying to cheaply steal the success of their former REAL devs to keep making money off of them without doing any real work or ideas of their own. It's actually really shitty because it's not that hard to come up with good original ideas, they're just cheap greedy bastards.
>>738381407TBF TLOU Remastered is literally just a 60fps patch and resolution bump for the newer console.
>>738384047Who tf wears a hat with his own name
>>738384506So like Tomb Raider Chronicles if it was also a greatest hits album.I'm not sold.
>>738378257Bro TLoU got more remakes and remasters in a smaller timespan
>>738384807>but how was it that Command simultaneously didn't perform well enough for Nintendo to make a new Star Fox game until 10 years laterMost likely cause it was on the wrong console. If it was made for the wii, it would have sold like hotcakes.
how come mega man can have 15 games but star fox cant have 3 games?
>>738384506This is one of those "sounds good on paper" fan game ideas to me.
>>738384807Command's designs were done by Imamura-san who still had a lot of sway at Nintendo, but he's retired now so this time they went in a new direction.
>>738378353It's a good game but it's not worth all of this deification. Even Zelda and Mario moved on from their N64 versions
>>738386060>Ready to retire>Still needs to work alongside the Cornerian army to bolster the pension a bit>Krystal took the kids and he only sees them one a month
>>738386060This guy looks like he's going to offer to sell me a 2005 Arwing for 40% more than what it is worth because "he knows what he's got"
>>738386543Okay, but people don't like that. People went furry bait characters. This always looked like shit, hence why it was dropped after one game and only every ironically acknowledged.
>>738391029That's foxes dad James McCloud.
>>738378257Tendies are bunch of fucking hypocrites
>>738378257>says, OP, ready to clap like a seal when in three months the next multiplayer hero shooter gets announced (and The Last Of Us part 1:Director's Cut forPS5/PS6 gets announced in 7 months)
>>738390203i believe starfox is a spiritually dead franchise
>>738387000Trips have spoken. I'm also a fan of the silly animals. I think they lean more into traditional anthropomorphism rather than the Disney/furry stuff.
>>738378257>Play Starfox 64 in the 90’s as a kid and love it>Stop playing Nintendo games >2026>Find out that they are still making the same game over and overI’m 35 and this is fucking hilarious.
>>738378257>This shit would make Sony blushDoesn't even come close to the LOU shit. Its closer to Skyrim.
>>738379020Blame the idiots at Nintendo who keep putting stupid gimmicks in every game that's not exactly like 64, which drives away players and further reinforces their idea that every game needs to be like 64.
>>738378257Imagine being a starfox fan knowing your "fandom" consists of exactly one good game and a bunch of slop & flop. Even Metroid fans aren't as embarrassing.
>>738394913They do need to be like 64.But like...not EXACTLY. People have always wanted 64 with more content.
>>738378257Why is Zero here? Its an actual different game. It rides on 64 nostalgia too hard but the level layouts aren't the literal exact same
>>738395269Because it rides on 64 nostalgia too hard.
>>738395153We want it to die but they just won't kill it. You think they will with each new flop they release and then you realize it's never going to happen so long as that fucker is dancing in Nintendo Warudo. Imamura ran the fuck away because they were gonna make him the guy in the DK suit.
>>738395515Licking her snot
>>738378462No but it's still a retelling of the same Lylat War.
>>738388451re-imagining is a kind of remake
>>738381168One thing that always irked me was that Nintendo refuses to use the magic from the SNES game for stuff. There are very few instances where they do but are done by others (e.g. Brawl with it's Corneria and Main Theme remixes, Starlink also having the Corneria and Map theme remixes). I know there's that whole debacle with the guy who composed the SNES music, but still
>>738384829>It's easily the best game in the series.Star Fox 64 is overrated trash that killed the franchise because it's never allowed to do anything else but rehash this mid ass title.
I believe very firmly that the entire "Star Fox 64 forever" mandate is being pushed by former Star Fox Adventures believers in order to force people into liking that shit just because it was different.
>>738378257>This shit would make Sony blushnot really
>>738395515I'm glad Krystopher is dead.
>>738396247>the entire "Star Fox 64 forever" mandate is being pushed by former Star Fox Adventures believersI think that it's really funny how Miyamoto wanted Rare to make an adventure game so badly that he commissioned Namco to make it back into a railshooter and "the coolest starfox ever" complete with a fucking arcade system before they even packed their bags and released that adventure game he desperately had to have.
>>738388229>>738388531>>738388679There's already art of the bullet we dodged.
>>738390434>You can't blame Starfox 64 for modern Nintendo's stupidity.Yes the fuck I can. Fuck this game and fuck your fake ass nostalgia for it.
I think it's funny how all the 64 fans hate the only character Miyamoto forced Rare to use in Starfox Adventures. I also think it's funny how they still say she ruined the game despite the exact opposite being true from even before Starfox 64 was released.
>>738396513Some schizo on /vr/ believes Miyamoto forced Star Fox onto Dinosaur Planet so that Rare wouldn't have control over the IP because he was afraid DP would allow the Xbox to overtake the GameCube. It makes no sense timeline wise but it's funny to think about.
>>738378257Zero basically doesn't exist in Nintendo's eyes because of how much of a failure it was on a failed console. To them, we haven't had a proper Star Fox game in twenty years so it makes sense to do a reboot of a stagnant franchise to reintroduce it to an audience that started to get interested in it again due to the Mario Galaxy movie. People forget that most people only know Star Fox because two things: the Mario Galaxy Movie and Smash Bros.
>>738396967This, whenever a Nintendo game fails that badly they have an actual trauma response. Shiggy was crying in his office for weeks before his subconscious deleted the whole game from his memory.
>>738396773I think it's funny how Miyamoto and Nintendo patent lawyers intercepted them at their hotel before E3 in order to change DP into a Starfox game. It was extra funny when he would tell IGN at E3 that he really liked the characters and wished Rare would make a Starfox game with them instead. It only makes sense that the creator of Zelda himself would want Nintendos greatest second party dev to sacrifice their own Zelda Clone IP and turn his own IP into another Zelda clone in the process despite the fact it became popular and sold well as a railshooter.
>>738396726>64 fans hate the only character Miyamoto forced Rare to use...No we don't. What the fuck are you talking about?
>This shit would make Sony blush>The Last of Us (2013)>The Last of Us Remastered (2014)>The Last of Us Part I (2022)>The Last of Us - Complete Edition (2025)NOTHING is more embarrassing than being a Snoyjeet.
Putting Zero there is just disingenuous. It reuses a lot of ideas, but it's still mostly a completely different game, it's like saying 64 is literally just the original.Then again, I've even seen people lumping Assault with the same mentality.
>>738397732>it's like saying 64 is literally just the original.I've already seen people say this too kek
>>738378257It is 1996I am 9 years old. Nintendo releases Star Fox 64.It is 2011I am 25 years old. Nintendo releases Star Fox 64It is 2026.I am 39 years old. Nintendo releases Star Fox 64
>>738387907That's gotta smell fucking horrible.
>>738378353This but change star fox 64 to either resident evil 4 or 7
>>738398278I can't imagine wasting the time to copy-paste a shitty joke from Twitter over and over again.At least copypasta has soul to it - this is just zoomer engagement shit.
>>738378418>it's a good game but its no Mario 64 or Ocarina of TimeStar Fox 64 is one of the most perfect games ever made.
>>738378418I enjoy it more than eithers of those because it did not take 20+ hours to finish
>>738390709Uh oh...
>>738398894Mario if he see gas prices for his kart
>>738379759It also says reboot which is literally going back to square 1 and really not that different from a remake. Instead of progressing they keep going back regardless if it's a remake or not
>had someone sperg out over this being remake and resorted to rape analogies to call this the sign of Nintendo's downfallKek
>>738399306That's only if you think about the game only for its story and not as a complete package. Once again, 64 itself was also a "reboot" and it's still a different game from the first one.
"Who wants the Lylat Wars again?" Is the prevailing question.
Why didn't they remake star fox command instead?>multiple playable characters>each character has a different ship with different stats>branching story with a ton of endings between all of the characters>extremely replayablethe only problem it had was it's stuck on the DS with shitty graphics and the terrible stylus flying controls. rebooting that onto switch 2 could've been kino
>>738397362I don't know where you got this headcanon from but the real story is pretty simple>Rare is languishing on its various projects following Banjo, mainly Conker and Dinosaur Planet >Nintendo R&D is trying to make a new Star Fox game, and for some reason the team there really wants it to be an on foot action/adventure game >Nintendo team is stuck and can't figure out what direction to take the gameplay or how to make it play well>Rare's Dinosaur Planet finally shows off a working version of the game complete with a furfag protag wielding a staff>Miyamoto just puts 2 and 2 together and asks Rare to make it into Star Fox
>>738400000checked
>>738400000the story and characters were quite bad as well.
>>738400000Holy digits, SF Zero is confirmed the best game in the series!Also Command has an embarrassingly cringe story no matter which path you take, reddit spacer
>>738400000Holy digits, truth. Everybody and their mother has played 64 already, Command is practically a new game even for people that owned a DS.
>>738400000WITNESSED
>>738378257Sadly, people already made excuses when gen 1 Pokemon and Xenoblade 1 were remade twice. You can already see the apologism forming for the THIRD remake of Star Fox 64, which itself was just a remake of Star Fox SNES.The only silver lining, as depressing as it still is, is that not even these people care enough about Star Fox to actually buy it, so it's going to flop again.
>>738380274>>738380117FF7R is a very story-heavy video game where most starfox games are gameplay with 64 having a total of 48 minutes. The set-pieces in FF7R barely change whereas Zero has absolutely nothing in common besides the plot and premise because theres barely anything to work with. Its a bigger deal with FF7R because the game relies on the story itself to carry it whereas starfox 64 is a simple arcade game with two cutscenes, one being mixed with credits.
>>738400187I think it's pretty funny how they told them they wouldn't have enough time to finish despite the fact they almost made more games than Nintendo did (and would have were it not for SFA!), and did it with less than half the resources and time. I also think it's pretty funny how they told them this and then promptly put them to work on finishing it as the N64 game they didn't have time for. I just hope they gave help to poor Aunoma who did not have Majora's Mask finished until a few months later.
>>738378353The only reason SF64 was successful in the first place is because the N64's library was so starved for games and there was so little else to play on it in 1997. And even then they still had to bundle the Rumble Pak in with it to get it to sell. And it still only matched the first game's sales numbers despite having far less competition. Miyamoto is a senile retard who needs to retire.
>>738384829>All sequels have failed miserably.Adventures was one of the GameCube's best-selling games.Assault was fucked over by timing and Nintendo not wanting to promote Namco doing their own IP better than them, much like how they killed off F-Zero as an IP to spite Sega. Command had to compete against arguably Nintendo's most stacked console library ever, without the advantage of novelty that Star Fox 1 had against the SNES' stacked lineup to make up for how niche its genre is.Everything else has been an obvious cash grab remake, not a sequel.
>>738378634>The voice actors elevate it a lotYeah. Stuff like this matters and when somebody just doesn't "get it", I stop arguing with them about why X is so great. These types of people don't understand delivery or aesthetics in general. They think any comedian could come on stage and read the same lines. "The gameplay is the same, why do you care if the art and voices are different?" Like shut the fuck up. If it didn't matter then I would be sitting in my imagination box instead of playing videogames.
>>738401609>Adventures was one of the GameCube's best-selling games.I always remember shit like this when cubekiddies are glazing their console. They didn't have any hope.
>>738378257Doubling down and severe course correction is all Nintendo has ever known.
>>738384332They’re using the same as they did for Donkey Kong Bananza, but failing.
>>738400865No you don't understand, the story is a huge fucking deal man, we play starfox for the story. The LYLAT WAR? Oh hell naw
>>738378257I wish the new SF was more of a remake of SNES merged with 64. I really like the courses in SNES. They're more frantic and there's way less waiting around. Anyway, I hope they can finally commit to a direction after this game and hopefully they can revisit SF2 properly and instead of the real time map instead have a galaxy to fly around as you respond to different crises across the lylat system, with you dismantling warships, attacking bases on planets, being intercepted by Star Wolf...I could accept this yet another retool of 64, if we are least lead to that.
>>738388967>>738389420kek
why does falco design get weirder and weirder?
>>738378257Nintendo won. You lost, Eric
