Why is Ulfar (of the Space Wolves) In Warhammer 40000: Rogue Trader so FUCKING gay?Are all Space Wolves like this?
>>7383802781. Because he's a Space Wolf2. Yes
>>738380278Most are worse.
>>738380278>The faction for homosexual furries that are into bearsYeah, they're pretty gay
>>738380278He is actually fantastic for a Space Wolf
>>738380889What the heck is this?
>>738380931An unarmored Space Wolf Spacemarine.They go one of two ways, hardcore furry bear or this.
>>738381056Truly cursed
>>738380278>Are all Space Wolves like this?Yes.
>>738380278too bad we can't romance him
>>738382128said no one ever
>HeinrixAutist>CassiaAutist>JaeSleazebag>KibellahAutist>YrlietRetard>MarzahaiFreak>SolomonAutistWho are you supposed to romance as a normal person?
>>738382290I say this
>>738382307Why is EVERYONE autistic?
>>738382402it's a norm in 41st millennium
>>738380278Are you one of those fags that mistakes camaraderie and brotherhood with homosexuality because you have not had any substantial relationship with another man that didn’t involve sodomy?
>>738382373you do not say this
>>738382402Everybody in the 40k universe is a giga autist
>>738382307Yrliet can be fixed with a good spanking and dicking.
>>738382798She's both a sperg and a retard, it's over
>>738382402>Why is EVERYONE autistic>jimmySchola Progenium torturing him into being the perfect guy who can not only control his powers but always be super space detective >cassiaSuper sheltered and and living the pampered life of a noble >kibblesSimilar to Cassia but replace nobility with blood cult indoctrination >solomorneSame as Jimmy but without the psyker shit, also a bit of shit passed down from his dad
>>738382719>you can't have sex with a hairy muscle giant autistI do, same goes for 50% of faggots and 20% of biological women
>>738382402cuz its a made of disease with an incredibly broad and ambiguous umbrella of symptoms. people just want to pretend they're special and say im autistic
I don't care for the Space W*lves, but Chris Wraight has written them pretty decently in the books.
There is definitely something wrong with Heinrix but it isn't autism.
cassia is faking autism
>>738382857>spergNothing a good impegnation can't fix.
>>738383782Keep dreaming bro
>>738383782>impegnationLol
>>738383817>>738384035Nothing is impossible when you put your faith in the Emperor.
>>738384109your gf doesn't even want to hold hands with you
>>738382307Daddy GILF Abelard, the tard wrangler for the ENTIRE team
>>738386962>the ENTIRE teamThis, because the RT is also a sperg
>>738386962He's very bad at his job
>>738387313The Emperor Himself would when confronted by the pure undiluted autism that is the Rogue Trader's team outside of Abelard.
Autism ranking when
It's funny because the primarchs are autistic as well. The only non-autist Horus was the most beloved because he was the only one with any charisma
Ok so>NobleKibellah>Crime LordJaeBut what about the other Origins?
abelard can't even say anything to most of the companions
>>738387764>>Crime Lord>JaeEw, no
>>738387965I loved the pre-release discussion around fucking the fish desu.
>>738382402Because in the Grim Darkness of the 41th Millenium, there is only Autism.
>>738387503Sanguinius had charisma and was pretty much liked by everybody, but yeah, the rest of the primarchs were autistic manchildren
>>738380278>Are all Space Wolves like this?Yes
>>738380278I see I'm in a Grey Knight thread
>>738388148Least degenerate Shit Wolves fag
>>738380278Yes. Yes they are
>>738388310you don't know the Half of it.
Russ is cool as fuck, low t homos in shambles.
>>738388943Russ is coolHis legion are gay guy coded
>>738388943Russ gets warp fucked by Magnus with tentacles.
>>738388943Would you fuck him?
>>738389241he would love doggy style
>>738388943he's a useless fuck>played by horus to attack prospero>fumbles killing magnus>fumbles killing horus>get dicked so hard before the siege of terra he and his fag legion aren't even involved>fucked off somewhere for the last milleniasfucking joke primarch and legion
>>738388148Looks more like one of fagnus’ bitch wizards
>>738389823>t. Seething FagnusfagProspero deserved to get raped by wolf cock
Does anyone have the drilled buttholes green text ?
>>738389823>get dicked so hard before the siege of terra he and his fag legion aren't even involvedThey'll figure out a way to retcon him there like they did with Vulkan
>>738387764>Any origin>All of the women (Toybox to allow several romances)You're a Rogue Trader, act like one.
Please... no more retarded viking poems...
>>738390546We've already been through the Siege of Terra novels.
>>738380278>the biggest brute character with the manliest voice in the game>VA trooned outmy fucking sides
>>738390781no way
>>738380278hes the nortubel of warhammer
Whether or not this is him, hes probably dead now
>>738390818i wish i was joking
>>738391131space wolf bros wtf is THIS
>>738380278More like space bears
>>738391131Sometimes I wonder why these people don’t get their heads caved in just walking the streets. I mean there are rocks everywhere and you can’t be on guard everywhere you go. And the cops can only get you after it’s done.
>>738391131Ulfar nooooo
>>738391131best part is he literally used to have a rasputin tier beard before trooning out
>>738382307Nobody. I hate romances in video games.
>>738382402Asking this on /v/ is criminal
> Their Primarch refers to his future return as "The Wolf-Time".Their models have some of the best faces I'll give them that. Otherwise these dudes are retarded and I want to see Magnus do a Fortnite dance on their corpses.
The RT is a sperg magnet.
>>738391621Do it.
>>738392085Their legion literally goes "IT'S WOLFIN TIME!" like complete spergs. Everything about them is furfag gay shit.
>>738380278Yes, they are. But most other chapters are worse.
>AWOO WITH ME BRO - ACK!
>>738391621You won't do shit sonny boy
>>738380889Squirrel Girl??
>>738387417PasqalYrlietArgentaKibblesSolomorneCassiaHeinrixJaeAbelard
>>738391621Why don't you do it glowie
>>738393991Glowies are only allowed to hurt innocent people.
>>738392776you forgot about ulfar. sad awoo.
>>738380278Space Wolves like to larp as though they're one cunt hair away from falling to Khorne, but they've always been decadent borderline Slanesh worshippers, so probably
>>738387503Horus was probably autistic too, he just had magic "force of will" charisma rather than "social skills"
So what do you guys think the big bads and the companion for the last dlc will be? I'm assuming Owlcat isn't gonna put in the work with lot's of new models and animations so them adding Orks and a Freebooter by extension is probably never gonna happen (Sadly). Same with anything to do with Tau I guess. Therefore I can only assume they will reuse what they already have. Which makes me think we're gonna see more Eldar/Dark Eldar and maybe more Chaos Daemons.As for the companion I could see us getting another Eldar. Since there will be a Farseer companion in DH I'd assume not that. Which makes me think maybe some sort of Aspect Warrior? A Fire Dragon or something. It would also be a way for them to add Eldar representation that it not autism incarnate like Yrliet as well.Option two I could see. Is them trying to bring back the Daemonette companion they removed. Though I'm less certain on that since it would pretty much be a chaos route exclusive companion choice without some weird narrative fuckery to justify it for non-chaos characters.
>>738396261Revan, the shill influencer who is running damage control over this dlc, who knew that this will be admech in this dlc, says that he "thinks" companion for next dlc is Eldar.
>>738396261it's going to be an elf and i'm going to lose my mind
MORE ADMECHMORE ELDARS
>>738380278
>>738380278Another marketing threadFunny how quickly the expanse threads fizzled and burned lmao
>>738380278>Are all Space Wolves like this?yes
Space Wolves are annoying. It's like playing super hero with a kid who has all the powers and no weaknesses. They are the best at fighting, no if ands or buts. They hate psykers and the Warp but their rune priests are fine, they're psychic powers aren't connected to the Warp but through their planet Fenris, totally different. They hate mutations even though their own genestock keeps creating Wulfen. They drink kegs of alcohol a night but never suffer any alcoholic affects. They are more then willing to team kill any overbearing allies yet are just as overbearing if not more. Don't get me started on their wolf obsession. Their Primarch has been continually dunked on and yet seems to learn no humility.
>>738389823Add this:>Thinks ship to ship combat in the void of space is gay>Alpha Legion shows them that ship to ship combat in the void of space isn't gay and claps Space Wolves and Russ's cheeks so hard that the legion never recovered
>>738380278So he's just Ulbrig in space, but even gayer? I thought queer marines were supposed to be stoic, emotionless killing machines?
>>738387354You're assuming Big E isn't also a massive autistic sperg
>>738386962The spergs are out of control Thoughbeit.
>>738400863DISGUSTING
>>738382307The Emprah.
>>738388148>>738388568What?
>>738401758You don't wanna know
>>738398840Magnus gathering all of his sons, manifesting the Planet of the Sorcerers next to Fenris and then curbstomping the entirety of furfag homeworld into a lifeless wasteland was such a satisfying read.
>>738382307Autistic woman is the ideal straight heterosexual male romance beaten only by tomboys, nuns, and girls with an affinity for large caliber firearms.Unfortunately Owlcat would never create such a character. Right?
>>738380278I think the Space Wolves suck and Russ is a loser.
>>738402235I asked a question for a reason
>>738380278I honesty quite like the rogue trader yumes
Death Guard are the best. They are very cool.
>>738380889Frankly I think the armor looks better.
>>738404413Ulfar notably not pictured
>>738404801Too big to fit into frame.
>>738388943him and his legion are gayer than the lion and the dark angels
>>738398361no shit, who the fuck cares about worse mass effect?
>>738403225and then bobby g arrived and replenished all of them with primarisfagsadd one more reason to hate primaris to the list
>>738380278>Are all Space Wolves like this?No. Some are normal gays and some are gay furries.
>>738382307Heinrix is NOT autistic, he is in fact a very sweet boy, ok?
>>738382402Psychic awakening. Mankind is progressing into a fully autistic race.
>>738406574>gayer than the lion and the dark angelsQuite the feat!
>>738398279>literal kike nonsenseFucking over dodgers.
>>738388081
I don't suppose anyone can recommend a build/advice for someone planning a grim dark mode chaos nigger playthrough when the 3rd dlc drops? Haven't played since Void Shadows released and wanted to do another playthrough.Currently I plan to start as a Voidborn Noble Bladedancer then go into Master Tactician. I do know I also want to pick up an unsanctioned psyker talent and do warp fuckery with the chaos route sword eventually. I'm just not sure on how well all of that will synergize. Or if it will even matter what I pick. I know the games not that hard after a certain point.
>>738380278>tfw ran out of favours by the time i bothered talking to this guy>could do literally nothing but look at him by the time i was able to leave cumrag labd>he's such a weak pussy that he doesn't try to break out on his own or do anything at all except sit in the kek cage and wait for the heretical rogue trader summoned daemons to assrape himyeah i didn't exactly like the chaos sorc spess muhrine much either, but at least he seemed halfway competent by comparison.
>>738380278You sound like a secondary retard with no knowledge of the SW lore, post a model and maybe I'll consider educating you.
>>738411957>PrimarisOpinion invalidated.
>>738411957>SW loreSW lore has always been inane bullshit, from 3rd ed period Ragnar Blackmane books to post 6 ed wolfawolfawolfwolf trash they are today. Pretty much the only okay portrayal of them is in the first Horus Heresy books. Not even Night Lords are that cringe and edgy.
>>738412434>>738412454>t.nomodels
>>738406792But enough about warhammer
>>738411957>>738412530He plays video games though, that's a primarySorry tabletop quaternary, I don't make the rules
>>738412530>said the grog on /v/i do not owe you shit faggot, take it to your /tg/ circlejerk
>>738412975>He plays video games though, that's a primary>>738413014Shut up bitch its more board too
>>738412530>t.nogamesembarrassing, he LOVES his army men TOO much
>>738413076My*
>>738413076here's some models for ya, your favorite loleat shit
>>738411957>calls someone a secondary>posts knights painted in space marine chapter colors
>>738413076>another reddit reaction imageKek gays wokeslop shills are getting pathetic
>>738380278>Are all Space Wolves like this?Yes. Arguably others are even worse.
>>738380414fpbp
>>738413225This is actually a pretty good troll because most of the people here are zoomers who wont know that image started as a 4chan reaction, then you get the oldfags who come out and say actually that started on 4chan
>>738413225Truth hurts doesn't it you modeless loser, go fondle your joysticks you untalented hack.
>>738412434Well, yeah: you can't play space marines without primaris unless you just wanna RP and get shit stomped.
All Space Wolves and Space Wolves fans are autistic, just look at /40kg/
>>738391621trannies don't go outside
>>738411957Yiff in hell
>>738413665Actually one of the most popular and well established chapters in the game, maybe go try reading a book for once.
>>738415063kill yourself decalmutant
>>738415063*Raises paw*I agree with you completely xis :3Awooooo
>>738415114Don't call me that outside of /tg/ you disgusting macaque, it's bad enough dealing with your filth over there.
>>738415426got it, decalnigger
>>738415442
>>738382290Speak for yourself, bitch.
