>>738389843this is a snoy pajeet infested board and that's where ll the hate is coming from. They don't even bother to hide it.
Nintendo marketers are not sending their best.
>>738390016I agree they look good. I’m a furry myself so I know good furry design. They must want them to look like gay anime characters instead of realistic or something
I hope they add more things to the game. Literally just 100% the game last week.
>>738390016>I genuinely can't understand why every brownoid is losing their mind over the designsNintendo fans are autistic, and autistic people can't stand change.
>never really picked up star fox>looks like this is a good starting pointwill give it a try, maybe i'll like it
>>738390016its not that the designs are bad its that they are generic. it could just be characters from any 2nd rate animated kids movie. its lost its personality
>>738390215>snoy pajeetThey're bad but PC cucks are a major issue in the current gaming industry with shitting up conversations. They have immense levels of narcissism after dropping thousands on their rigs to play porn games and shitty indie games. Then you have their purity complex too.
>>738389843generals belong on /vg/
Appreciate what? How bad it looks? How retarded it is to rereleqae 64 again? Starfox as a series deserves better
>>738390936if it succeeds now, it will get new entries
>>738390215shows bobs and fichina
>>738389843pls understand the SNES, N64 and 3DS were niche consoles this is necessary
I like the character designs and am excited to try it out.
>>738391967F-Zero GX succeeded, where are its new entries?
>>738392568right here under my balls. Come over and lick them off
>>738389843They look like the kind of custom puppets you'd get made by Jim Henson's Creature Shop back in 1988.
The multiplayer mode looks good, and the levels themselves look really nice. The models and the fact it’s 64 again, I’m not too psyched about. It being $50 is nice, very glad we’re getting variable pricing. Wouldn’t have gotten it at full price, considering it now
It isnt even a straight up remake besides the level layouts. I...just dont know what they're thinking with the voices. Was the old cast not around?
>>738390936Looks good to me. Better than the cutesy autismo furbait garbage the franchise became.
Oh shit, the Switch 2 has a game now?
>>738394919I know Peppy's dead. Slippy's VA is an old woman now, probably wouldn't fit.
I'd pay Nintendo to shit in my mouth.
>>738390016brownoids lose their mind when Nintendo does literally anything
>>738395416I'd buy it if it came on PC.
>>738395216>becameIt was that way from day one, you retarded tranime secondary. Right after SNES they went all-in with Disney character designs for the Japanese comic book.
>>738390215>>738390727It's chinks trying to push the chinesemxxing soft power meme who get angry every time a Japanese or Western game gets any kid of attention.Them and snoys.
>>738395470>It was that way from day oneThis might work better if people still didn't talk about the puppets to this day.
>>738389843The game looks excellent. This is peak Nintendo. I also like that they are making a game with intricate cutscenes and dialogue for a change.All said, why is every jeet losing their mind over it? It looks like a lot of fun. I will definitely be playing this.
>>738395339They recast peppy and falco for the 3ds remake. As far as the crew went. Mike West and Slippy's VA voiced them afterward until Starlink where they sounded fine.
>>738390016Its just the furries, they want to fuck cartoon animals. They don't like when anthropomorphic characters look like actual animals, but everyone else does because they're not weird fetishists.
>>738389843I've been dooming for the last 12 hours since this was announced but I'll say some nice things and cleanse my mind >The levels look like decent updates visually >the multiplayer and challenge stuff look like solid additions to that game that aren't a bad deviation or needless gimmick mode, cool skill builders >I think it's hilarious they included the Wii U/Zero play mode with the mouse but normies don't give a shit on twitter because it's only the art and the fact that its another remake making the most noise >Also the game being normal priced is pretty based, fuck $80 gamesOverall, this game does show that they can still get a team to make a rail shooter like this again.I just hope it does decent enough they use the frame work of 64 to make an original game/story/scenario next time. I'm sick of seeing people say they want another game like dog shit Assault
>>738389843I like it. The design is also a bit less cutesy than what we normally get from Nintendo, and that is a good thing.
>>738396816I don't like the designs but I saw some post that said these were the most unfuckable/non-furry appealing SF designs ever and you know what, I gotta say that's basedFuck furries
The designs are too realistic but hopefully they toon it up before releaseAlso kys tripfagging tranny and fuck everyone itt for replying to xim
>>738390016>theyre fineAre we not allowed to criticize mediocrity anymore?
>>738394919Nobody knows what good art is so they just hire retarded stoners off the street
Just pre-ordered it. June 25th will be here before I know it.
I appreciate the fact they didn't bring back Krystal Fay or Miyu and completely butcher their designs.
>>738389843Give me a reason to buy this if i think Starfox 64 is mid and not worth $60 in 2026
>>738389843IIIIINCOMING enemy from the rearDrop altitude
>>738397302Its only $50 at Walmart!
>>738390016furries have completely appropriated the idea of anthropomorphic animals and get upset when characters don't appeal to them directly
>>738396961"I dont like this design because the fox man isnt sexy anymore" doesn't make it mediocre
>>738389843>new Star Fox game>releasing on a lame duck consoleWhy? Why do they always do this? I didn't buy a WiiU and I'm not buying a Switch 2 either.
>>738390936If Katt had more color this would look fine. Not sure if it’s just bad lighting or she’s really just grey not pink now for no reason though.
>furfags when animals actually look like animals
>>738389843they're getting fortnite skins
>>738389843What is this the 4th remake starfox?Starfox, starfox 64, starfox 3d, starfox switch 2I feel like im missing one
>>738389843The character models are looking pretty good!
I will buy it if the multiplayer is fun.
>>738397302well the graphics have more polygons in them than the nintendo 64 game which is supposed to make up for the bland VA
>>738397653Assault too so it's fifth remake
How is the 3ds version
>>738397576TRUKE
>>738397576nigga they'll lewd them anyway, it's a whole genre we call feral
>>738389843Can anyone tell me who was the subhuman that made a video or review on starfox zero saying it was a remake of 64?
>>738397504>lame duck consoleLmao
>>738389843Does anyone hate the 9 minute trailers where my kindergarten teacher tells me about how special the game is
Something seems a bit off with the gameplay. Like they used DLSS5 or some shit on the graphics.
>the traitor is a pigWhat did Nintendo mean by this?
>>738390521>genericWhat. Its the opposite of generic. The illumination movie fox is generic.These look out of a Jim Henson movie. What recent cartoons have you seen that go for weird anthropomorphic animals with strangely accurate anatomy and synthetic looking fur and feathers?
>>738392568The fact that GX was great doesnt mean it succeeded. It released on the gamecube so there nothing actually succeeded. Only things they knew people would want in the future for sure would be Zelda, Mario and smash. And metroid prime just by a hair.
>>738389843Y'know what...I'm really digging that jacket Fox is wearing.
just crawled out from under a rockwhy does falco sound like a stereotypical zoomerthe first boss too kinda
>destroy hos character in the movie>le barrel roll barrel roll barrel roll zdddd>hideous remake>le barrel roll fox puns xd>people praising both of these thingsany last additional bit of hope I had left for video games just left. we live in the timeline where the most incompetent people are in charge of gsmes and retards praise them for garbagevideo games are dead
>>738389843No
>>738397284Thank God they were spared
>>738398456zoomers think delivering exciting vocal lines is cringe so they had to tone down the emotions for them
>>738389843>if we buy the game, Nintendo will get the idea that we only want N64 and will never touch Adv/Ass again>if we don't buy the game, Nintendo will put the franchise on ice for another decade before remaking SF64 again
>>738398674Nobody absolutely nobody wants adventure or assaultEspecially not adventure
I wanna get that Slippy one because I like frogs.
>>738398674>Starfox Adventures but with notes taken from BOTW, basically Zelda on an alien planet.That would be neat. If they could be inspired by Revenge of the Savage Planet too, I would buy it.
Day one buy. Jeets go back to playing Saaros.
Why is it bad they look more like animals? That just makes them sexier.
>>738398841>starfox but openworld survival craft normieslopNo thanks, keep your disgusting ideas out of my on rails shooter. They haven’t made a single good zelda game since botw
>>738398802I'd get the Slippy one so I could SLIP my PP into her SLIPPUSSY
>>738397687i would prefer if they just filmed someone's pet and put in on the comms screen, that would be charming
>>738398996We're talking about Starfox Adventure, a Zelda clone.Of course it will be openworld, wtf?
nintendo sucks now. before prime 4 i could be like, ehh, maybe it's kind of still good but nope, now everything they make sucks balls
>>738389843I kinda dig them, what's wrong?
>>738399049>WHOA>HELP ME
>>738389843It looks OK, just very low budget and character models could be better:>>738398373>>738398373>>738398373
>>738399049none of them look like in the remake
>>738399495Good. I don't want ugly trooned out boy Slippy. I want cute and fuckable 64 girl Slippy.
>>738389843>appreciation threadEven normoids are shitting on the designshttps://x.com/veronyxlol/status/2052154587377782899
>>738390016I find the designs weird but also like they look more like animals wearing clothes that animal people.
Chances of them pulling a Depths and give us new worlds, paths, and missions without ever promoting them?
>>738399598All of the replies are about how good they look though. This game will be successful and set the precedent for the rest of the series going forward, mark my words, screencap this post. It'll be the best selling game in the series since 64, it might even sell more than that.
iv seen the gameplay. cant say im interested
>>738390016The only thing I dislike is Fox's feetpaws, they are way too small.I wanna suck his cock regardless.
>>738399778You're genuinely the most pathetic person on this board with your Switch shilling, Jeremy.
>>738399982I actually hate the designs, I just see the writing on the wall. I'm expecting the worst.
They all look like they have down syndromeNo wonder so many here like it, it's relatable
>>738399778and people will ignore the bad VA and pretend the game is flawless, like how they ignore what a shitshow Metroid Prime on the gamecube is where the first 5 bossfights are lame ass fucking BEES
>>7383996240
How long after release until fans start admitting that these redesigns are ugly?
>>738395845>>738397576Most furries are actual zoophiles, though.
>>738397576This is more like a kemono vs feral furries mindset.
>>738400334they are already getting used to it and saying they aren't bad because of renders
>>738390936>Starfox as a series deserves betterIf its DS/GameCube games sold better, I'd agree. The reality is that most people who liked Star Fox 64 are on the wrong side of 40 nowadays so Nintendo's best option going forward is to reboot the franchise for a new audience and hope for the best. They tried it with Zero but the game was so much of a failure due to Miyamoto autism and the Wii U being a failed console that they're pretending it never happened.
>>738397576>fans of ugly new shit when you say the ugly new shit is ugly new shit
>>738400362i don't have a problem with that ;3
I actually really like it when anthros have animal legs.
>>738389843I love my Switch 2, bros, and i love being a Nintendo gamer!
>>738400386I can't help but think some of the people who defend these redesigns have harbored resentment for the growing popularity of kemono style furry in recent years and are treating this as a major strike back against it.
>>738399979Least gay furry
>>738390016First time on 4chan and /v/? This board exists solely for people to hate and complain without doing anything. They have the freedom and boundlessness of the internet, but they’d rather be alienated in a their room behind a computer. My only comfort is knowing that there are other imageboards that keep these kinds of people out and have people who just like video games, gatekeep exists to keep 4chan dwellers out.
>>738401342>thinks keep getting bad more often>people complain about them more oftenwowwwwww nice bugged internet mechanics
>>738401420The game is just fine. It doesn't have to be perfect. Even bad games deserve to be played and enjoyed, sometimes bad games are the ones that bring more joy than "great ones".That’s the mindset of someone who loves games and doesn’t have some stupid agenda behind it
>>738390429I refuse to accept that Fox McDouble is old because I am old. I've gained weight too recently and I hate it. I play videogames to escape, not be reminded I am older and fatter.
>>738392568It was so good no future titles were needed.
>>738397746True.>Fox is so fucking fat his model is probably bigger than the entire original 64 ROM.>Two words Fox: "I'M FULL."
Nu-Wolf is genuinely hot and i want to choke on his
>>738401606Your agenda IS forcing yourself to like shit.
>>738395845Oddly enough I think you kinda nailed it here. Furfags wanted a specific look and Nintendo made them look more like real animals instead.
>ANOTHER remake>a selling point is that they added more cutscenes, aka making it a fucking snoy movie
>>738402203Thanks for proving my point. Have a nice day and keep being yourself.
>>738395642The puppets with the cartoony proportions and huge eyes?
Man, I can't wait, I wish they had just shadowdropped it like they did with MP Remastered.
>>738397576I mean... That's probably a good sign if you think about it.
>>738390936This is the SECOND time they bogged her. The first design was purr-fection. What the fuck are they smoking at Nigtendo?
>>738402869I don't for one second believe that these designs were made in house at Nintendo. It reeks of Western influence.
>>738392568They will not touch that franchise until they do stereoscopic 3D effect again.
>>738397385not at my Walmart lmao>hey it's black friday you got deals?>sorry online onlybruh
Fox McCloud halloween costume
>>738397302It's $50 tho
>>738400515But they aren't rebooting it. They're porting the exact same game for 40-year-olds AGAIN and expecting people with no nostalgia for the game or IP to buy it at an inflated price. They tried this twice already and it flopped both times. There is no other explanation that makes sense for this beyond purposeful sabotage of the IP because Miyamoto is still bitter that Namco did it better.
>>738399979I hate that it's yet another 64 remake but I genuinely like the visuals. I like that the arwings bare a bit scuffed up and dirty, the victory marks on Peppy's, how Falco's not quite 'regulation' like the others with his jacket patch and the custom art on his arwing
>>738398240oh christ it's the schizo that claims they look like puppetsI remember this fucker from yesterdayAre we going to have a new board presence spamming threads for the next half a decade?I hope this site dies in less time than that
>>738403197It's $0 on an emulator and the characters look less retarded.
>>738403330ah yeah, it's a port just look at those graphics, they ported the shit out of this one famalam
>>738395689I also enjoy the varied nintendo intellectual properties available now online and at your local store!I'm having a blast already!
>>738403447Shhhh emulators are evil, remember? Only those evil dang snoys would touch an emulator without Nintendo's permission.
>>738389843No thank you. Kid Icarus: Uprising 2 please.
>>738403197Im not a digital cuck
>>738397576furries argue non stop over what styles and features are haram thoughbeit? they don't agree nearly as much as (You) think
>>738403447>It's $0 on an emulator and the characters look less retarded.
Falco's bare toes...
>>738403838The cope has started LMFAOO
>>738397284I want Fay regardless. I love Fay, and one day she will be my perfect dogwife, as soon as I fix my going into games machine.
>>738403447>emulatorIt's a Switch 2 exclusive, we aren't getting an emulator for years when all the Switch 1 emu devs got visited by ninjas
>>738389843Based Miyamoto is purging furries from Star Fox.
>appreciation Nintendo is known for innovating gameplays Yet this is another starfox64 remake with better graphics and a stupid camera avatar I’m very disappointed
>>738403915*also on N64
>>738404021I want Fay too anon, but can you imagine how ugly she'd be if she was in this game? It's for the best that she remains pure, untainted.
>>738389843SJW garbage. They did our girl Katt nasty.
>Astroturf marketer faggots pretending that I can’t sus them out, just because they used the word “brownoid”.
>>738397576I wonder how many of you saying this looks good will also speak out the other side of your mouth about how realistic art styles are the bane of western entertainment
>>738404167I don't care, I want her in more (any) games. Also I like the designs. Not as permanent redesigns, but as something unique to this 3rd goddamn version of 64, I really do dig how animalistic they look. Katt's iffy, but we only have the one tiny youtube screenshit so far, so we'll see.
>>738404109>also on N64LMFAOO it's not. You have to die mad XDD
>>738404353What if I say buy the new Star Fox game nigger? Then will you believe that I'm a geunine fan non shill?
I wanna smooch his nose, lick his teeth and put my whole tongue in his mouth.
>>738405002>spend the whole thread calling people brownoids and telling them to kill themselves>"w-wait i'm actually a fan, I just like the series, please support the game"
As a 35 year old who does not have autism AND only briefly has experience with the DS version of SF64 but otherwise would be going into this with a fresh perspective as (mostly) a new player, i'm quite looking forward to this and don't think the designs are that bad. I get why there might be some getting used to but they're not aesthetically unappealing to look at.
>>738390936Which Concord character is this?
>>738405148Wait.. I didn't do that I literally just got to this thread. Stop playing boogeyman
>>738405368>I just got into the thread, but I literally cannot consider a single reason why people would dislike this remake, and will call people brownoids for voicing their criticism
I am so grateful that Nintendo is giving me the ability to buy the same game for the 4th time for the low price of just $69.99! I cannot wait to relive the experience all over again with these exciting new designs! This new console just keeps on giving, if you haven't made the Switch To Switch 2 yet, you're really missing out!
>>738390936similar energy to left
>>738405531Are you able to wrap your head around that I'm a separate poster from whatever boogeyman you've invented in your schizo head? I didn't call anyone brown anything retard. Take your fuckin meds.
>>738405668It's only $60.. $50 if you buy digital. Cope harder.
>>738405767You literally called someone a nigger for calling out the shill tactics.
>>738405839Even more of a steal! Nintendo really knows how to give Us Gamers what We want!
I understand why Fox and Wolf are foils, and Peppy and Pigma are foils, but Falco/Leon and Slippy/Andrew have nothing in common.
>>738405839>>738405905actually walmart and amazon bumped the phys preorder down to $50 too
>>738405021you'll get your faced poked by the whiskers anon how gross haha
>>738405839Nips are getting it for $40
>>738406060Star Fox isn't popular at all in Japan, so that tracks.
>>738397576This is the uncanny valley between feral and anthro.
>>738406060fucking hate yen inflation
>>738405882Woah buddy don't the heckin word it's offensive
>>738403594i don't believe you. post your air riders copy right now.
>>738404364disingenuous tranny
>>738405952even $50 is a bit too much for this particular game that's so short. beats the fuck out of $60 though, what a retarded asking price.
>>738402984Uh oh
>>738406060It's 5400 yen for them actually($35), enjoy your $15 gaijin tax.
>>738405734Toys For Bob really thought this character would sell their Crash Bandicoot MOBA
>>738390016You have to understand they NEED a reason to seethe about Nintendo anytime they have an announcement or game release.They'll let start making shit up or painting normal things in a negative way just to get an edge in against Nintendo. It's psychopathic
>>738390016I only dislike the feet
>>738408531>image says 5,480 yen>uses 6,000 yen for some reasonAre you, perhaps, a retard?
>>738408531Anon, the listed price is 5,480 yen but the conversion shown is for 6,000 yen. This image is incredibly dishonest.
>go look at the stream>entire comment section is making fun of the 4th starfox 64 remakenormies are finally waking up
>>738409001Those are kids that want to get imaginary points in a comment section. They will buy it upon prompting from their favorite streamer because they don’t have principles.I will buy it if it isn’t shit.
Is there a reason to play this if you've already played Star Fox 64 3D?
>>738409909Do you like cutscenes?
>>738409909>online multiplayer>james mission>new cutscenes? dunno about this one
>>738410005>james missionIt's just a prologue cutscene, not a mission.
>>738410005I'm not a snoy, so I don't care about cutscenes. Infact, adding more cutscenes instantly makes this worse to the original.
>>738410185nobody knows what it is, they just show a cutscene but you don't know if they are going to use that as tutorial or whatever
>>738410185im pretty sure they said mission
watching these characters speak japanese from the JP nintendo direct is oddim asspulling but it feels like a case where its natively scripted/recorded in english and dubbed japanese
>>738410328They said there's a new prologue. They showed it to us, that's it. They even showed clips from the training mode already, so it's not being used for training. >>738410341They didn't.
literally all they had to do was make the campaign have a 4 mode coop, seriously how fucking hard can you miss the point every time
>>738389843They should have remade Star Fox 2.
So if you played command, assault, and other switch game you don't matter, the remake is here?
>>738397373Ah, someone wants to play.
>>738408945>>738408959OK fine here's the current conversion. Now ask your self why the FUCK would the price of a Japanese game sold by a Japanese company to the Japanese people be beholden to their current exchange rate with the United States dollar? And why would said exchange rate mean fuck all to you if you're not Japanese or buying shit in yen? See you people are ignorant on basic economics yet feel compelled to speak on shit you don't know about. Go read a basic economics book retards.
I finally have an excuse to post this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Wh1uoccmys
>>738389843Damn, Fox looks unironically chad as fuck. Based game incoming?
>>738411435Nintendo has been raising prices internationally to subsidize lower Japanese prices since the launch of Switch 2.
>>738397921Because it is. Any Star Fox game that starts on Corneria and ends with fighting Andross is a remake of 64.>64 is 64>some routes in Command are 64>64 3D is 64>Zero is 64>Star Fox (Switch 2) is 64>Star Fox (SNES) is 64
Why are we bitching about character designs in a rail shooter? The new content looks good and the levels look gorgeous, so what's the issue?
>>738412001>new contentkek
>>738411435We are talking about digital versions of the game. There is no manufacturing involved and no shipping, they upload it to their servers and that's it. If there was an option to not pay $15 more to fund localizers and English voice actors, most of /v/ would take it.Even then, the majority of the game has already been translated already since it's a remake. Pay your goyjin tax.
>>738409001>people parroting ignorant shit ad nauseum without researching shit is now a virtueReal Uncs know that every game after 64 (adventure and assault) was panned for not being more like 64. Hell even Zero was bitched about not controlling as simple as 64. And wouldn't you know it the best rated Star fox game was fucking a 3ds port of you guess it! Sixty fucking 4.So of course as an entry to the star fox franchise (they said so themselves in the direct) they would obviously make the best rates star fox game ever.Also ignore that anon who keeps spamming about 4 player Co-op. He thinks the game and level designed around you shooting alot and your teammates barley doing anything or dying in scripted events. Can support 4 niggas shooting all the time and the game is a rail shooter so you'd constantly be hitting each other's arwing in the Y and Z axis.Clearly the discussion around this game is flamed by ignorant zoomers and retards.
>Totally organic talking points surround this game!
>>738397576Nah, degenerate furfag here. Its actually hot as fuck when they have realistic animal features.My main problem is the feet and falco just doesnt look like Falco enough. His eyes need more slanting and his head shape needs a bit of a change.
Games going so viral. It will be the best selling game in the IP. Cope.
When did this board became a Star Fox fan group? Nobody talked about this franchise until the remake...
>>738397491How about Slippy looks absolutely terrible and seems like a default UE5 asset? Shut the fuck up faggot, also the dialog is fucking trash that's what really makes this game shit not the designs
>>738412626Nintendo has never been bigger than now dimwit.
>>738412524>planet has 1 more billion people since the last game>india and china also buy games now>wow it sold better than the last games!
>>738412193Boo fucking hoo. Go bitch at steam, Microsoft and Sony for also doing regional pricing for digital titles.Better yet go bitch at them for having the UNIVERSAL policy of digital and physical games being the same price. Nintendo started charging 10 dollars less for digital globally. You people are so fucking disingenuous it's insulting.
>>738412731>Nintendo started charging 10 dollars less for digital globally.Charging $10 more for physical*. Thankfully third party retailers are eating that cost so the prices even out. It's going to be real funny when the next Mario or Zelda is $70/$80 and people realize it wasn't actually a price cut. ($70 for physical via Amazon/Walmart makes it a nonfactor though).
>>738412001Because the characters of Star Fox are a huge part of the charm of the game. I don't want my Fox being done dirty.
>>738412981How does this affect the gameplay? Just skip the cutscenes, furfaggot
>>738413135just say you never played or even seen the game in your life bro. You can't skip the dialog and it's 99% of the game
PCportchads won again.
>>738413270Dialogue =/= cutscenesSorry you kept dying on hard mode because eyes were down at the bottom looking at furries
>>738413539>zoomer can't even look at 2 places at once
>>738413539yeah anon so hard to look at fucking half the screen
>>738389843starfox is not only a low tier IP its Nintendo's worst rail shooter IP. Both kid Icarus and sin and punishment deserve more investment than this shit.
>>738389843It's literally just Lylat Wars from thirty years ago.
>>738389843Is there an actual reason to keep this as a rail shooter instead of making an ace combat game? Feels like the only reason they didn't evolve it is they wanted it to be for kids and they determined that full 3d control would be too confusing for them.
>>738413135I want to be immersed in the game with characters that are cool, memorable, and pleasant looking. I want to be cool like Fox, I want to fly my Arwing and go on missions with his awesome crew, and fight the scary, but still well designed bad guys. I want them to be a pleasant memory that I would want to regularly revisit.Can't have that if everyone looks like dogshit.
>>738389843my intake is it's only this version of Star Fox with this style and the next Star Fox will return back to it's cartoon like form instead of realism. It could be a one time thing. What they need to do is return to what Adventures did with the fur texture and do more plot driven stories like Assault.
>>738414549what if the next Star Fox game has this style whereas the current remake was under development without knowing Fox McCloud was going to appear in the SM Galaxy movie.
>>738412001This is /v/. We must bitch.
>>738413135>just skip the cutscenesThe game still forces me to pay for the cutscenes. Give me a version of the game that's 30 dollars cheaper, and has all the story taken out, and then we'll talk. I'm not paying for snoyshit.
>>738414805Hell yea, both designs are cool.
>>738415121>30 dollars cheaperwow you value the cutscenes that much?
>>738415186Indies can be sold for 99 cents, and have far better gameplay than most Nintendo games. Clearly Nintendo is wasting retarded amounts of money on graphics and cinematics, otherwise they could easily charge 10 bucks for the latest Mario or Metroid or Starfox title.What you call value, I call waste.
I wish they would make a Starfox game that's only cutscenes and put it in theaters.
>>738415303i think the graphic fidelity, online modes, etc would make for a far greater ratio, but whatever
>>738415381>i think the graphic fidelity,Graphics are for shitty movies that are trying to be realistic. >online modesThose should come standard, for free.
>>738390936Thats fucking katt? Didn't even notice the name tag. Is this a post heroin and dick sucking career version?
>>738415303Indies are the equivalent of dollar store toys, though. Entertaining for the moment, but they’re not the real thing.Having a large library of indies is like having a toy chest full of Happy Meal toys.
>>738415481>Those should come standard, for free.Nope, those aren't added at the top of a hat. You have to remove some of the cist with that too. Look at data centers using google networks and how much they cost.
>>738415795And what is the "real thing"? A remake whose selling point is that they want it to be more like a snoy movie by adding cutscenes?
>>738389843>>738405940They turned Slippy into Reviewbrah
>>738405940Slippy/Andrew are the new guys. Or at least Andrew is retarded enough in later games to be.Leon works as I believe he is highly skilled yet cool headed compared to hot headed Falco.
>>738389843Bummed it's SF64 again but fuck it I like the art direction.
how do i play star fox 64 on my pc i am not good with computer
>>738414549I want to kiss, lick and suck his black lips.
>>738389843This is SF's Bomberman Zero game.When does the IP get Star Girls?
>asmongoy sees the snow level, literally the third level in the game>I DON'T REMEMBER THIS AT ALL.
>>738416090https://github.com/sonicdcer/Starfox64Recomp/releasesDownload, launch, choose rom, play.You need a ver. 1.1 USA rom, just google it.
I hope they call it Lylat Wars in Europe again.
I played the fuck out of Star Fox 64 back in the day so I already know what to expect from the gameplay. I recognized every level as they were shown and it's nice to see everything getting a graphical upgrade. Not sure if I'll be playing it but it's nice to know a new generation of kids will get to experience Star Fox in a way similar to what I went through.
>>738415985kek
>>738416304what was vinny's reaction
>>738416304Why are you watching that collection of rats in a skin suit? Why are you sharing any of myriad braindead things he’s said?
>>738415949A remake supporting a popular IP backed by one of the largest entertainment companies in the world.I support competition, but I look down on indies for being composed mostly of “auteurs” who have no concept of teamwork or compromise, and would rather destroy their IP for the sake of ego rather than looking at the big picture. It also doesn’t help that the scene is composed mostly of lunatics and troons.
>>738416524>A remake supporting a popular IP backed by one of the largest entertainment companies in the world.A company that has no idea what makes a game good, which puts them below even the worst indie.
I bet my ass half the game budget was making the starfox vtuber thing
I love the new designs and the more serious tone.But I am a bit afraid the game will be just the N64 one with no big changes in gameplay.I hope it offers more, even if just a few extra backstory missions.
>It’s cheaper in japanOkay then buy it and other games on the Japanese E-shop
>>738418248Hopefully they'll add in more submarine missions in the game.
>>738389843I am genuinely so excited for this game. Yeah, being SF64 again sucks, but I think I get what they are aiming for here.They are looking to lay a new groundwork for the series' future. There was a rumored second game in development before Nate even leaked this one.The purpose of this game is world-building, expanding the lore, showing off the universe, reintroducing the characters, and more.The next game will be a true sequel and may very well just be called Star Fox 2.
>>738419362>world-building, expanding the lore, showing off the universeSo it's a snoy movie. Wonderful.
>>738416687Not even 10%.Most of the budget in any given is eaten by the overall sum of code and graphics along with the testing to make sure it works at a minimum live.
>>738419425Not yet. There's no QTE's or "press button to awesome".
>>738416409>be kid in 2026>see cool Starfox guy in bing bing movie>buy game>start crying>they can't hurt you, sweetie
I think it actually looks pretty good in motionOnly design I don't like that much is Falco, he just doesn't look "cool" enough.
>>738419547Those are no different from the things you mentioned.>world-building, expanding the lore, showing off the universe This is hollywood bullshit that shouldn't be within 500 miles of a video game. It's like applauding the addition of cutscenes to the game. what happened to make everyone love this hollywood cancer infecting the medium?
>>738397576Are you actually about to fucking tell me furfags are getting that kind of redemption arc because starfox 64 was finally remade in an image they don't like? Fuck this gay stupid planet, I want off.
>>738419671Those don't affect gameplay and are immediately bypassable. You can't skip the mashing button shit in Spider-man or Rachet and Clank. There is no way you are saying skippable cutscenes are worse than that.
The problem with Slippy is he doesn't look cute. He looks cracked out. I feel unnerved whenever he's looking at the camera.
>>738419757I can't skip paying for the cutscenes. My money is still going towards the hacks who think that it's a good idea to add more lore and story to a video game. The difference between a skippable cutscene and an unskippable cutscene is like the difference between lung cancer and stomach cancer. Why tolerate it at all?
>>738419787the problem is the angles and lightning in game, they definitely dont do any favours to the characters, but the renders we have so far make them look better.for example here in >>738399979, the characters look way better, despite being the same models.
>>738419819IDGAF about what you're paying. I give a fuck about what I'm playing. I'm not playing "move the cursor to the right really slowly and web". I'n playing starfox with skippable cutscenes. The difference is diarrhea and experiencing diarrhea for 10 minutes vs diarrhea but you can skip to when it's all out.
>>738419969I'd rather not pay 50 dollars for the experience of diarrhea, regardless of whether you can skip it. I'd prefer an experience you enjoy all the way through.And watching cutscenes is objectively not enjoyable. This is undisputed fact.
>>738419787It's the realistic human eyes which make him look uncanny, they should have given him frog eyes or cartoony eyes
>>738420051>And watching cutscenes is objectively not enjoyable. This is undisputed fact.As opposed to QTE's for every 5 seconds of gameplay, right.
>>738389843Man, why would I want this? Did everyone forget about the fucking decomp already? I'm just going to wait for mods.
>>738405940wolf's new design has personality now. he used to be just fox recolor.
>>738400515I'm 31 and still buy video games, fucking retard. A sale is a sale.
>>738389843I do appreciate how cinematic it looks at least. That was part of what made 64 the best Star Fox game.
>>738420129>my flavor of shit is better than that other flavor of shit
They should have made Star Fox 1, Star Fox 2, and Star Fox 64 into this, made it one long epic video game. Instead they just remake 64 with new graphics.
>>738420341Skipping shitting is better than shitting every 5 seconds yeah.
>>738420416I'd rather not pay for either, thank you.
>>738420063?
>>738420486i mean id pay to be able to get the shit out of my body without having to actually shit, but you do you, man.
>>738420574I can shit for free, I don't need to pay someone for that.
>>738420647OK but shitting sucks. Would you not want the ability to skip that whole process for the rest of your life for 50 dollars?
>>738420552NTA but ehh. Not much of an improvement now that it's in front of me.Maybe his face is just too wide.
>>738420063So, like the SNES original?
>>738420372>They should have made Star Fox 1, Star Fox 2, and Star Fox 64 into this, made it one long epic video gameThat was Star Fox Zero retard. Christ knows why they didn't just port that game rather than do another fucking remake.
>>738420743Shitting is fun for me, I think you are just bad at it.
>>738389843I thought it looked good and I will get it
>>738420856Because people hated it for being a remake.
Man, this thread felt like literal marketers shilling this game, not really organic at all
>>738420924>shitting is fun for meI thought you didn't like cutscenes. How can I be bad at a cutscene? Are you taking pride in playing cutscenes(aka normalfag QTEs)?
>>738420941>Because people hated it for being a remakeThey hated it cause of the garbage Wii U controls. It being another remake/ Reboot was more the piss rather than the outright shit
>>738420743Not when I can do it for free, or others offer me the alternative to avoid shitting for much less.You see only sony plumbing forcing you to have painful diarrhea shits, and Nintendo offering the same thing, but making you pay 50 dollars for the "privilege" of skipping it, but I can just go to a third party company that helps me remove the shit without shitting for much cheaper.
>>738421035Different guy.
>>738389843What's up with Miyamoto's bias for Star Fox anyway?
>>738421035I thought we were talking about shitting, you guys were using shitting as a metaphor?
>>738420771It's interesting because his SNES look DID have the rectangle toad eyes. However the eyes are positioned differently and the mouth makes him have a more friendly smile.You know what I just realized? This remake slippy kind of reminds me of Michael Bay's TMNT abominations
>>738420941Everyone would've liked Star Fox Zero just fine if they ported it to the Switch with no gamepad controls and enhanced the graphics.
>>738421048>Not when I can do it for freeso you'd rather sit through a cutscene rather than skipping it?
>>738421129>with no gamepad controlsSOULLESS
>>738421131Cutscenes aren't a problem if I'm shitting on an indie toilet like a Minecraft branded one. Gives me the same bowel relief as a Nintendo toilet used to, but it costs much less.
>>738421213So you would sit through the entire Minecraft monologue after beating the ender dragon?
>>738420841>Those beadsNever realized Slippy had prayer beads. Took is probably influenced by kappa and other japanese folk lore.
>>738420856They are gravely ashamed of Zero because they hyped it so much only for it to flop hard
>the king of chuds loves ituh, what will /v/ chuds say now?
>>738421287The monologue sucks, but at the least the damn game didn't advertise it as the most important part of the experience. I can excuse it as a shitty part that should be ignored, whereas the Nintendo toilet is literally advertising the cutscenes as if they were vital to the experience. So I get the feeling that mojang isn't paying some douchebag from hollywood to write the scripts, a feeling I don't get from Nintendo, who si hiring people straight out of california to write in their personal politics and write heckin epic cinematic novels.It helps that, as a PC game, I can just pirate it for free, if I don't want my money going towards hollywood shmucks.
>>738421125>>738420841>>738420771oh SHIT his n64 model ALSO had toad eyes. >see imageThey were just hard to see with the resolution and graphics. I can't believe they missed this detail in the remake, even with the intent to make them more animalistic. Now he just looks scary.
>>738421554Ok, this is good information.
>>738421451He's used to being surrounded by garbage so it's no surprise he likes the redesign
>>738420552Once the Switch 2 finally get cracked....
Remember what they took from us.
>>738421554The game litteraly poses the monologue as if you're going through enlightenment by seeing it.
>new starfox>it's another remakethe hyper realistic monkey's paw curls. shitch 2 is really shaping up to be nintendo's worst console.
>>738421934And Starfox doesn't do this by shoving cutscenes in your face constantly? Infact it was a literal selling point for half the direct.On another note, with Minecraft I can always go back to before they added it. The poem was a mostly recent thing before the release. I enjoyed the game way back in alpha.
It looks fine but jesus can we get a name game?
Aside from the questionable character designs, I thought it looked and sounded fine. Really, I'm more excited for the multiplayer than anything else.
>>738422090no, star fox does not call you a higher being and call you everything in the universe just to say that you truly are not dead because you are witnessing this block game tell you the opposite.
>>738420952What’s the more sickening concept? Paid marketers trying to fit in and shaming people into buying mediocrity by screaming ‘nigger’, ‘snoy’, ‘furfag’, and ‘coomer’ at them? Or the modern adult consumer being such a brainwashed retard sped that he does it for them for absolutely free?
I’m down for a remake but I can’t lie I’m kind of disappointed that it’s not a new campaign in the likes of 64. This will also be my first Nintendo console since the GC.
>>738422065>shitch 2 is really shaping up to be nintendo's worst console.The Virtual Boy exists, so nothing will dethrone that
>>738421451>AsmongolemThe guy’s lifeblood is MMORPG, objectively the worst kind of game. He sucked Blizzard’s asshole long after they stopped being good. His opinion means absolutely fuck all.
>>738409001The like:dislike rstio is heavily skewered towards likes. Last I checked, it was 100k:8k. The vocal minority is always the loudest.
>>738422791The majority thinks BotW/TotK is the most Zelda Zelda to have ever Zelda’d, despite most of them having never played another Zelda when you go by sales numbers. They will eat a tin foil-wrapped Nintenturd so long as Nintendo is the chic video game brand.
>>738421451Probably have to agree as he is the voice of your generation.
>>738389843Starfox on snes was magical to small me and N64 starfox sealed the deal. I forever have to use inverted controls ine very game and I became a helicopter pilot, 21 years full time now thanks for these games. Something about Starfox, tie fighter games, commanche, steel batallion. These games completely shaped my life.
>>738422694>it’s not a new campaignIt looks like there might be some bonus Fox Daddy missions if the end of the trailer means anything other than fancy cutscene, so there's that...
I'm not the only one that sees Fox with a double chin whenever he's facing the camera, am I?
>>738389843lol
>>738423320No, Fox McDonald’s was one of the first wisecracks we got about the Direct.
>>738403197Try to get it from Walmart, they match the price so you can get the physical for the digital's price
casuals seem to be responding well to it, star fox fans hate it
>>738414378not many people have played ace combat I'm skeptical that the gameplay could be better than starfox anyway it looks like a boring ass sim
>>738423448you smart
This dude has seen a full week of overtime with minimal pay
This is the only games I've seen that makes me want a switch 2.
>>738410763Oh, so like Sonic games? Makes sense since both series are much more poplar in the west.
Yes, it's another remake, but they key difference is that this one is now attached to a multi-billion dollar kids movie
>>738423570>not many people have played ace combatAce Combat has sold like 21 million copys with Ace combat 7 selling more than 7 million copysStar Fox by contrast has only sold 17, with it's best selling game, 64 selling about only 4 million.
>>738423846It's funny cause it did get more people to buy Star Fox 64 on the swich. Not me though, I just played it on my dads n64.
>>738419787idk i think he's still pretty cute
>>738419787What were you expecting him to be? A breedable femboy to be saved? Ahah
>>738424123inflated numbers. i'm in a lot of circles and nobody heard of ace combat until the game awards
>>738423723Who's getting the best head?
>>738424421Slippy, obviously. It's so good he turned blue.
>>738424421>fox has the most normal reaction>falco is getting his whole cloaca fisted and screaming as a result>peppy is getting sucked so hard an aneurism went off on his brain. He's dead.>slippy is scared and begging for his lifeFox, and only by process of elimination
I can't stop thinking of Cloud Strife everytime I see the newest incarnation of Fox McCloud
>>738406712He's right. You probably get angry at westoids uglifying everything, while hypocritically defending this garbage.
>>738395464PCoofags
>>738422638People pretending to be shills because the bar for posting bait nowadays is subterranean
>>738424376Maybe not a creepy fuck? In every other game he doesn't look disturbing to look at you ingenious twat. He's been somewhat cute (even his SNES puppet), but they took that all away and now he just looks like he's about to start stabbing someone at any moment due to his meth addiction
>And I've got cool space boots>Immediately remove cool space boots for paws?????????????????I'll just never understand Nintendo
What is there to appreciate that we didn't the last 4 times they made it? Are we supposed to clap and cheer just because its on the latest console now? Fuck you
>>738426264You do know that this game was most likely in development long before Fox was shoved into the Mario Galaxy movie, right? The only reason Fox was in it at all was because Glen Powell begged for it to happen. So, yeah, the new game wont use the movie designs because they didn't exist during development.
>>738426439>The only reason Fox was in it at all was because Glen Powell begged for it to happenYou have to be fucking retarded to believe this
>>738426515>No! Everyone saying that is how it went down? Impossible! A celebrity can't possibly like things that other people like! It can't be!
The Mario movie was animated by the French. Probably added to the character deign. So yeah.
>>738423023>schizophrenic babbleHoly COPE
Let's write the script for the inevitable Star Fox movie trailer, I'll start>Kickstart my heart starts playing
>>738423149That's really cool, anon.
>>738420856People SLEEP on this gem, it's nuts.
Excerpts from the soundtrack are on the music app - it's great.
>>738426189 >>738413780leapfrog tablet and overfox
How do you feel about the ultra detailed Arwing? personally, I love it and I can't wait to get a closer look at the Wolfen
>>738428019>it never stops playing>just plays on a loop for 2 hours until the movie ends
>>738428019The movie will fail if the trailer doesn't sign off with the release date against a black background, accompanied by the SNES Star Fox's "Good luck!"
Nintendo Music app added 10 tracks from the game. Sounds great.
>>738429716I need to hear nuFox music.
>>738431258You can, right now.
Its kind of a shame because I'm on the side of wanting something more gritty and realistic like this game but at the same time just basically being Ace Combat but Star Fox aka Assault 2, and instead it really is just 64 and on-rails shit again, being a genuine fan of this series is suffering.
>>738419671It's good when Nintendo does it
>>738429716>>738431319You say that...
>doesn't sound like a girl anymoreAh lame. But I guess that's to expect in order to protect itself from those "groups"
>>738397576Does birds and frogs count as furry?
>>738433090Sound like yer 'bout ta ANTHROWDOWN!?
Is this made by Americans? The cutscenes in the direct are lip synced to the English audio.
>>738389843>no expectaions whatsoever and it still disapointsmany such cases
>>738389843Pre-ordered a physical copy, fifty (50) US dollars. Looking forward to hitting the eight (8) switches.
>>738389843>First thing that happens is Slippy fucking up and needing to be savedLMAO I'm gonna let that motherfucker die in the minute of all my playthroughs god bless
>>738431126Meteo, Area 6, and Star Wolf sound fantastic. High quality stuff, is it orchestrated? Sounds like it.
>>738424420It just means you are not a gamer.
>>738434394With the face-scan tech, it's not entirely improbable that the voice actors lip synced for it.
People are freaking out so much over the designs that nobody is talking about how abysmal the voice acting is.The original was campy and leaned into it. The Switch version sounds horrible.
>>738398802new designs so fucking fire that they're blatantly using the old stylized shit for toyswhat a fucking shitshow
>>738434796Got the links? For us oldies without a Nintaccount?
>>738431857https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BE3qpoqWhfoDon't worry, I got you.
>>738436263Holy cow, that's some John Williams orchestrations there!Thanks, bro~
>>738399416is this another Japan only thing or can I get one in the states?
>>738423448thanks for the tip anon.
>>738389843It looks worth a play. Still not buying a Switch 2 though.
>>738439887My friend had one and i tried playing on it with the joycon mouse, but the input lag is horrific. The technical execution has ruined a good idea.
>>738398614that actually sounds plausible
>>738389843>>738390215>>738395689>>738399979>>738408531>>738416147Cocksuckers>>738421570Nice catch
